#u do u @ mcu yOU DO YOU

[sacharinee]

could you write something like tony accidentally finding our peter and his daughter (the reader) are dating then always teasing them about it, even though he’s secretly their biggest shipper🫶

pairing: peter parker x reader

w/c: 900+

a/n: hi anonnn, srry it took awhile- this was cute and fun!! so ty for that, i love secret!bf!peter :)

“you know you can’t keep sneaking in my room forever, right, pete?”

the pretty brunette sits atop your cushy comforter, breathless as he rips off the humid mask.

the poor boy is looking up at you in all innocence. his mouth is agape, hair messy, and eyes wide with pure exhilaration; so excited to finally be alone with you after tiptoeing around your father all day. 

the sight before you makes you feel all warm inside, your provocative thoughts threatening to corrupt your sweet boyfriend.

peter takes a deep breath when you take a seat on his lap, hands immediately settling on either side of your hips.

he looks you up and down, “ehhh, i don’t know, y/n/n. kinda seems like you’re into it,” he teases.

you offer him a shrug, as your hands snake around his shoulders, pulling him inches closer to your lips, “maybe just a little.”

he’s relaxed at your touch, fingers playing with the hair at the nape of his neck, 

“huh, didn’t peg you as a fan of breaking and entering,” he jokes.

“mm only when it’s a certain spider.”

your boyfriend exhales as he leans back a bit, smirking, “oh yeah?” 

one of his hands leaves your waist to push back his unruly hair, then swiftly flexes his bicep exaggeratingly, “i don’t blame you,” he shrugs, “i had a hunch you had a thing goin’ on for-”

you’re quick to shut him up, attacking his sweet lips with yours. 

your hand falls to his firm bicep and he’s laughing into your sudden kiss, instantly melting against you. his hand resumes his place on your hip, curling it around your side, and pushing you further into him.

“y/n,”

peter holds himself up by his elbows as you push your weight down further onto him. 

“baby,”

he couldn’t think straight when you were on top of him, let alone near him. all his worries of getting caught are thrown out the window when a deep groan rumbles from his throat.

he’s like putty in your hands, his head and limbs going numb at your touch.

and while it was difficult to deny the way your heart races at moments like this with peter, you couldn’t help but feel at such ease around him. when something you know is intrinsically wrong but feels so right, you were tired of peter being your guilty pleasure. 

you know the disapproving thoughts your father would muster up had you and your boyfriend publicly announced your official relationship. 

however, there were often many things you’d fail to notice. like how he’d mutter under his breath of the amount of money he could bet that a certain webhead would set off the security system yet again as sipped his midnight coffee. or when he would prepare a breakfast dish for you to take to your room, one that he knew would be too much for you to finish and unintentionally feed your boyfriend as well. 

sometimes you wonder if this boy was worth risking everything for.

but with peter softly panting against you, all doubts leave your mind and there isn’t anywhere else you’d rather be but with him.

“what was that, petey?”

he’s swift in flipping you over, pushing you against the silky mattress.

“shut up,” he whispers as he tenderly attaches your lips once more. 

as he moves down your body, he isn’t shy with his wandering hands when he caresses your breasts over your shirt, pushing the cloth higher and kissing down your stomach, heat rapidly growing at your core. 

you’re flushed with excitement and when you take a look at the boy below, you can tell he is too.

finally, he rests his hands just above the waistband of your shorts, fingers gently stroking the skin below your navel. 

“i’m thinking… that you really enjoy our sneaking around,” his curls obstruct your view from his sultry eyes. your fingers weave their way through his locks, his strong gaze on you has your beaming red, and you’re desperate for him to do anything, 

“maybe, almost as much as me?” he’s teasing you, the roles are reversed and now you’re the one begging him.

he’s painfully slow in stripping you of your loose shorts, leaving your bottom half in just your panties.

your eyes close in bliss as you tilt your head back when peter kisses the inner of your thighs and he grunts at the sudden pull of his hair. his fingers are grasping onto your underwear torturously pulling the garment down when-

“hey honey, have you seen my-”

sad to say, peter’s spidey sense wasn’t quick enough to mask the obscene sight that your poor father had walked in on.

“jesus fuck!”

peter scrambles away from you handing you a pillow to save you some decency. 

and tony’s back on the other side of the closed door, clearly horrified at the very scene, “are you fucking kidding me!?”

“it’s not what it looks like mr. stark! s-sorry!” you stare at peter with a displeased look, rolling your eyes at both your dad’s and boyfriend’s reactions. 

his eyes are frantic when he looks to you for help, “i-i wasn’t doing anything i swear! i was just, checking out a-uh… a mole?” 

you give him an offended face, “a mole? seriously, pete?”

“i don’t know!”

while the two of you bicker, natasha is there waiting on the other side, an aggravated expression painted on her face.

tony clicks his tongue when he meets her outside, “well, that certainly wasn’t how i was expecting to find them, but…” 

“yea, whatever,” nat scoffs. rolling her eyes, she shoves a twenty dollar bill to his chest, too annoyed with the fact that she just lost a stupid bet to the billionaire.

“told you so.”

#m’s clubhouse! 🎧 #m writes ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ #how tf do u end this #peter parker #peter parker x y/n #mcu!peter parker x reader #mcu!peter parker #peter parker fluff #peter parker imagine #tom!peter parker x reader #tom!spiderman #peter parker x reader #peter x reader #peter parker x you #peter parker fanfiction #spiderman #spider-man #spiderman x reader #peter parker smut #peter parker blurb #peter parker oneshot #peter parker fic #tom holland #tom holland x reader #tom holland smut #tom holland peter parker #peter parker angst #peter parker writing #college peter parker

[vyeoh]

I'm rewatching all the Marvel Defenders shows on Netflix and as much as I mock the MCU now, I need non-Marvel fans to understand that I was and still am a fan of "Daredevil fighting the gentrifying assshole who bought out the police force because ACAB both as a lawyer and vigilante of the community" and "Jessica Jones fighting the man who mind controlled her into doing unspeakable things and forming a community of fellow survivors and allies while dealing with PTSD in a range of both healthy and unhealthy ways" Marvel. God I love these idiots they carried so hard

#vio.txt #mcu #marvel #jessica jones #daredevil #also the two of them induced so much bi panic in me. also gender envy. jessica jones is one of the few women i get gender envy fron #the iron fist and luke cage shows were...more mid but still leagues above current marvel shows #like. yes be anti-mcu but these were masterpieces #and yes this is why i was so pissed about them putting daredevil in she hulk and trying to make him iron man 2.0 #like! yes hes suave and charming but thats bc its his lawyer job!! he works in a law firm he and his friends started to serve his community #he is NOT 'i am rich and better than u' charming. he is 'i learned how to talk fancy for my degree and i have empathy' charming #and not bringing the other guys over either???? bruhhh #marvel really cancelled the best things they did on the screen #matt murdock my original red and black round glasses wearing sadboy what did they do to you #also!! can i mention that these shows had such better representation than nowadays marvel #murdock's actor doing extensive research on blind motility for the role #jessica and trish's friendship and how trish immediately believes jess about kilgrave #the whole!!! unique community feel of harlem and in luke's bar #hogarth whos both jessica's employer and foggy's boss in later seasons being a lesbian and having Real Marriage Issues #and also being a conplex and kinda shitty person #iron fist was....eh but that's why it was the worst one lmao #OH YEAH HOW COULD I FORGET MY GIRL KAREN #karen page getting a whole storyline in s1 about her dealing w ptsd and then getting fleshed out backstory and her own adventures #like ok it was kinda weird in daredevil that she dated like every guy bc she was the female lead 💀 #but even then foggy and matt and her figuring their shit out like adults. like they shot their shots and it didnt pan out. still besties th #disney would never allow such good writing in current times #but a boy can wish

[leahcee]

no no no because I am very mad at how k*vin feige and the mcu made thanos and the blip this huge life altering event that was so traumatizing and heart breaking just to make it “silly” and have “funny” throw away jokes and restaurants in future films like that’s why ur shits quality is declining bro

#stop making every other sentence a joke and stop ruining emotional moments with supposedly funny lines #yes I’m looking at u Thor love and thunder #also like focus more on the characters ur writing and what story you wanna tell and the emotions u wanna evoke rather than just throwing #something together and hoping that the name brings in enough money in the box office #watching a screen crush video and I’m so irritated at how the mcu has decline in quality #AND ITS ALL THEIR OWN DOING SHDHEHDHDXH #mcu #anti mcu #sorta ? #anti kevin feige

[sprimps]

sometimes drawing tony is something that can be soooo personal

#FINALLY managed to draw something last night #i was not inspired tho so #this was all i could do #BUT i must say i tried painting over my lineart and i snapped like #zoom in on that face......... so many lil textures...........yummy #(on my knees begging u to click on the image so u can see the yummy sharp textures) #very sexy (but time consuming to be honest) #tony baby. i love you. drawing you is so easy. you're the best #tony stark #my art #mcu #iron man #fanart

[nostalgia-tblr]

i must admit i think fandom is far nicer to the jotuns than that thor movie they're in was. cos yeah they got their Magic Box stolen but the civilian applications of it are never specified (idk, Magic of some kind?) and we only ever see it used as a weapon, by a people who themselves only ever attack others unprovoked. the most sympathtic jotun we the audience ever meet is the main villain of the movie.

i think fandom's version of events is a much more nuanced one than what that film actually manages (or even attempts) to do on its own.

possibly my view of the Marvel American-Militarism-Is-Great Universe was jaded from the very start but... *gestures towards hollywood blockbusters in general*

#like how fandom thought of “maybe the baby was stolen” which is not at all what the film seems to be going for #the jotuns as portrayed never rise above being cannon-fodder monsters who only do bad things for no reason #“we bring you the gift of extensive glaciation!” is not what i'd call a friendly greeting u kno? #i'm trying not to connect this with how fic ramps up the oppression and marginalisation of our beloved blorbos in their solid gold house #anyway fandoms do often invent better versions of their canons so it's not shocking even if it often makes me feel a bit confused #the author is dead! hurrah! #mcu tag i guess

[faeriecap]

what the hell is this???? did marvel authorize this bullshit??

#SICKENING #i just know the white dudebros wearing this one see steve rogers through whedons weird old man republican lens and have no knowledge of his #actual character or beliefs nor do they recognize any other cap ngl probably don’t even KNOW steve rogers real name #anyways steve rogers would throw a brick at a cops nose barehanded if given the opportunity #comics bucky would help! x #all three caps would hate this shit are you MAD #sam literally had an entire speech about captain america being for the people not the establishment #like did u even watch fatws or #not my captain america #as always: #black lives matter #acab #defund the police #i speak #tw police #anti mcu #marvel #anti marvel #anti disney #captain america #captain america shield

[sighonaraa]

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

i was tossed the pokeball by the wonderful @jamiesfootball!

1. hey, i’ll be going today (but I’ll be back home around the way)

AKA the football kiddos au

2. at the end of this story, I walk into the sea

AKA the season 3 fix it fic

3. uh oh zombies!

AKA the zombie apocalypse au

4. jamie tartt redemption speed run ft. roy’s blankie

AKA the one where jamie snatches roy’s blankie from the curse fire before it has a chance to get burned, and then spends the rest of the summer agonizing over how to get it back to him without being suspicious

5. It’s the Great Tropical Vacay, Roy Kent

AKA the next installment of the It’s the Great AFC Richmond Team, Charlie Brown series

6. hear you calling from some lost and distant shore

AKA the one where, post-endgame, loki turns up on thor’s front porch and they finally get some of that sun they’ve been waiting for (and also a hug. many many hugs)

7. CHAOS SIBLINGS ROAD TRIP FT. THE UGLIEST VAN IN EXISTENCE

AKA the one where loki drags thor on a cross country road trip to track down their estranged sister hela, whose existence has only just come to their attention and is now forcing them to ask many difficult questions, such as “is dad a massive liar?” and “how many mcdonald’s are there in the entirety of norway?”

and that’s all for now folks! i tag @altschmerzes @asteria-argo @antitheticaally @lady-of-the-spirit and @roughroadhaley! no pressure to participate at all :-)

#me coming out as a multi fandom writer 7 months later……. #listen. you do not comprehend the HOLD those idiot norse bros had on me when i was sixteen. and now three years later….. IT’S BACK BABEY #anyways i am very [vibrating] about all of these so if u wanna know more feel free to hit up my inbox! #ask games #ted lasso #mcu #sid speaks

[thelastharbinger]

Oh I'm sorry!

Did Marvel give you another case of blue balls while you root for another white male to overshadow the female lead of her own show?

Much love to Charlie Cox, god bless, but I truly could not give a fuck if he shows up in this show or not. She hulk is just a slice-of-life, lighthearted romp. There is no plot, just vibes. If you're not having a good time, that's on you 🤷‍♀️

I will cry laughing if his cameo is just 2 secs of the back of his head or something. It won't be but I love to see yall suffer. Boo hoo!

#she hulk is for shojo anime fans #which is another looked down upon category subset but that's a whole separate discussion #but it mirrors the way mcu fans regard the more actiony stuff as high end #vs the character studies that has to do with emotional/internal progression that is regarded as less than #i.e. your she hulks your eternals your miss marvels etc #ive personally watched the first 3 eps of daredevil season 1 and that shit was so dry im so sorry #like mcu fans really aint shit #this is tatiana's show but the internet would have you believing different #obv u dont have to like or watch every marvel property but to see what ppl collectively shit on reveals so much #she hulk #daredevil #charlie cox #mcu #marvel #disney plus #she hulk attorney at law #tatiana maslany #mcu fans literally deserve nothing

[reanimatedgh0ul]

see the real reason why dash hates sm danny is bc danny once told him that the mcu is garbage and dash being a mcu stan then proceeded to beat the shit out of danny for saying that lol

#danny didn't care though he was like w/e u doing this doesn't change the fact that mcu movies aren't real cinema dweeb #to which dash was like WHY DON'T YOU JUST STFU AND GO KYS FENTON!!! #robi hcs #robi rambles

[gay-jewish-bucky]

the only thing that would have made the helicopter scene gayer and more horny was if they'd actually let cevans do it shirtless like he wanted to

#marvel #mcu #stevebucky #stucky #i say this often but #he got thrown down an elevator shaft and pulled a helicopter out of the air #what do you mean him being shirtless is where u draw the line #man lost his leather jacket but not a skimpy cotton t-shirt #MAN PUT HIMSLF THROUGH HELL TO GET IN SHAPE AND U DENY HIM HIS CHANCE TO SHOW IT OFF

[evilkitten3]

thor 3 would've been a thousand times funnier if loki had just. had kids the entire time and never mentioned it. or just assumed everyone already knew

#mcu #mcu crit #loki #loki's children #thor: i think the reason loki is so awkward around jane and sif is that he's never had a girlfriend #loki: i literally have two wives i've dated like a billion mortals and once i banged a horse wtf r u on about #or everyone actually did know and thor was just. completely oblivious #loki: *returns home with sleipnir* #thor: and one time my brother got my father a horse :) #loki: thor that was a teen pregnancy and i wasn't ready to be a parent. odin agreed to care for him #loki: shit dad but actually pretty cool grandpa go figure #loki: or he just likes horses more than people #odin: horses don't typically run through important diplomatic meetings screaming at the top of their lungs so..... #thor: father that was ONCE #odin: it was once from YOU TWO. tyr's done it at least six times and that kids is why he's not in line for the throne anymore #thor: wait tyr is our brother???? #loki: thor do you pay any attention to your family at all?????

[leonidskies]

Thinking about the habitual lack of empathy fandom extends towards women. Thinking about Wanda Maximoff (MCU specifically). Thinking about Tony Stark (MCU specifically). Do you know how many times when I was trying to read DAREDEVIL FIC that I scrolled past fics that were tagged with some variation on 'not Wanda friendly' or 'Wanda critical'. Do you know how frequently those same fics are Tony Stark centric in a setting where he endangered a child where fandom worships their "parental" relationship.

I just think it's funny that Tony is forgiven by the fandom for what he does to Peter (enabling and encouraging a child to enter a position of responsibility where he is in constant danger) while Wanda is not forgiven for an arc that is functionally the result (see: Wandavision) of exactly the same situation...which Tony also bears some responsibility for.

I am not asking ppl to love Wanda (even though she deserves it) but I DO think it's exceedingly Inchresting that a male character's trauma = thousands of explorations of how he can heal through the power of found family while a female character's trauma = unforgivable crime

#mcu #wanda maximoff #tony stark #mcu fandom critical #fandom critical #I'm SO annoying abt Wanda Maximoff but have you considered: she has done nothing wrong #for those who know me u should also know that i had a team cap url on Tumblr in the Civil War days #(also if any mcu fans actually see this: i do not dip into much of the mcu. usually only when Peter or Wanda show up) #tony stark critical

[femmeetart]

Everyone you love is gonna die

But so is everything so wipe your eyes

-The End of Everything by Noah Cyrus

#sersi #eternals #marvel #mcu #gemma chan #fan art #mytrinkets #theyre not serious right?? how do you create without taking risks youre like sucking the soul out of art if u cant experiment and explore #don't know who bob iger(?) is but 🖕 #anyways 😌 sersi has the most gorgeous and dangerous power me thinks #''one time i turned a rock into air!! :D'' *turns rock into living birds* *turns a celestial into rock* #she can turn me into rose petals and swim in me if she wants

[nostalgia-tblr]

What I enjoy about this scene is that the Warriors 3 4 think Loki is up to no good, and he is, but he's not up to the specific no good they at first assumed. You and I in the audience know Odin really did just fall asleep to avoid resolving the plot to soon but they don't, and then Loki gives them the most insincere-sounding explanation possible (it has to be deliberate, he's far better at lying in other scenes) and then Sif is clearly planning something after that (and she can lie more convincingly too!) and basically I find this whole thing hilarious. These people don't even like each other enough to pretend that they're not planning to fuck things up somehow.

#i've seen ppl complain that the w4 “committed treason” - first of all what do you have against treason? it can be a lot of fun actually! #secondly: so you agree? people should just do whatever authority figures tell them even if it seems morally and/or legally dubious? #i was rewatching this scene for Fic Research Reasons but i should do this more often it's a good lark they're all having a fun time here #they think he's done treason and he thinks they'll do treason because of his treason and u kno wot mate? i support the lot of them. #thor brackets twenty eleven close brackets #do we know if TVA!Loki is manspreading in his tree-throne? i hope he is. it'd add some much needed levity to that situation. #mcu tag i guess #queue

[anthyies]

also went to a marvel exhibit today btw <3 comics win <3

#im exhausted actually mainly bc of the heat (100F i was not made for this) #i was going to play more transistor (rimi if u see this i did get to thats my star i love you so much did you know that and im ueueuuee #over it) but i might just pass out… #this exhibit was super cool btw. even though the xmen section was much smaller than i wish there was a small dani section and kamala section #and also sienkiewicz original art in person very cool to see the textures and colors and techniques!!!! #and original comic art and covers <3 again very cool <3 #unfortunately due to the mcu the only merch was avengers related :/ #esha.txt #there’s an image of me doing the Go into the dark point at a big image of cyclops from uncanny xmen 1 btw.

[thomas-mvller]

#extreme anti mcu supremacists do not interact #look i don't care about the em cee u at this point #but we've been known that attempting to connect all shows/movies was a bad idea #because they didn't do it for the purpose of story telling.. they did it so people would be forced to watch all mcu content to understand #but boy if that backfired enormously #you can't make a sequel of a title movie without explaining who are the characters involced in it #also you could argue 'if you're going to watch a fast&furious movie you should know the drill about those movies rather than being clueless #which makes sense but like.... you're supposed to do it right #idk man it was bound to happen to see this mess unfurl #rambless