For vampire prompts, how about Vampire Bruce and Damian meeting some other vampire who assumes their human family is their blood bank. Bat clan proceeds to dramatically complain about how betrayed and used they feel
HI THIS TICKLED MY FUNNY BONE SO HARD and I REALLY hope I interpreted this right
Vampire: you let your cattle into your home?
Bruce: oh, no, no, these are my ch--
Dick, running in and sticking out his neck: oOoOh sir, please be kind! I'm still so frail from his last feast 😫
Bruce: wh--
Tim, crawling on the floor: I haven't seen the sun in months! Maybe years! Oh, to feel its warmth on my skin just once more
Jason: STOLEN from my mother's loving arms with the promise of immortality -- what a FOOL I WAS! *collapses dramatically at their feet*
Bruce: WHAT IS--
Alfred: Works me to the bone, he does 😔
(Bruce: not you too!!)
Bruce: Alright, this is all a big misunderstanding
Damian: *points at Tim* this one tastes the best
Bruce: DAMIAN WAYNE--
This family is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE (affectionate)
Thank you for this prompt soooo much, I'm gonna be thinking about it (and Bruce and Damian being the only vampires) for days 💕
Been thinking about that one DC universe where everyone is a vampire and Harley is this Van Helsing type vampire hunter. I imagine she's like their keeper like Integra was to Alucard
She also lets them drink her blood so they don't go on a frenzy
PLEASE does anyone have that one fanart of bruce with sharp vampire teeth, it changed me carnally but i can’t find it again 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 IF ANYBODY KNOWS THE TUMBLR ACC TOO!!! i would appreciate it so much
extra info: it wasn’t bloody i don’t think, he was Possibly shirtless, just had his big ole vamp jaws open
Description: Sometime between 1988 & 1996, in southern Illinois, a couple claimed to have seen a massive vampire bat that nearly smashed into their car while driving down the highway. They kept the sighting to themselves until 2019, when they told paranormal investigator Lon Strickler.