the scoops ahoy incident
eddie munson x f! reader ♡ (NSFW)
❝Looks so good, yeah looks so sweet; baby you deserve a treat.❞
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Or you and Eddie Munson go to Scoops Ahoy in an attempt beat the heat. Then, Eddie gets some ice cream on his shirt and the two of you go to the back to get him a spare.
Shenanigans ensue when clothes start coming off.
making out, french kissing, table sex, blow jobs, facials, semi-public sex, dorks in love, vaginal sex
☆ ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40428471
“Ahoy! Would you folks like to set sail on this- oh, it’s you two.”
“Wow, thanks for the warm welcome, Harrington.” Eddie said.
Steve rolled his eyes, hands on the counter as he grumbled profanities under his breath.
“Why must you guys always come here? To rub it in my face that I’m single and you guys are happily skipping off?”
“That and this is the only decent ice cream parlour - plus, it’s thirty-four degrees outside.” You said.
Steve groaned again, this time louder. He was most definitely frustrated, but you honestly couldn’t take him seriously in that cutesy sailor uniform.
”Nice uniform, dude. Oh, hey, could you say ‘ay, ay, captain!’ for me?” Eddie snorted as he flicked Steve’s little hat - Steve looked ready to take it off and chuck it straight at him.
”Go fuck yourself, man,” He shook his head. “Y’know at least I have a job! What do you do again besides play Dungeons and Dragons with a bunch of pre-teens?”
”Hey! Being a DM is hard work.”
Steve rolled his eyes, “Hard work at what? Being a high school burnout?”
“At least I didn’t peak in high school…” Eddie whispered.
Steve just waved his hands around, “Okay, whatever. Just- what do you want?”
”Glad you asked! I shall have a… dark almond chocolate in a plain waffle cone,” Eddie said before turning to you. “And for my lady?”
”Hmm…” You looked at the ice cream flavours, nothing really caught your attention, so you looked up at the menu. “I’ll have the banana split sundae in a size small - no sprinkles, though. I hate those.”
Steve nodded, “Separate or together?”
”S-.” Eddie was about to say.
”Together.” You quickly said, pulling out your wallet.
Eddie blinked in confusion, “You sure?”
”Yep! Since you drove me here and all.”
”You’re the best.” Eddie kissed your lips, you kissed back.
Steve cleared his throat loudly, “Hey, shitheads!” He snapped his fingers and you and Eddie broke apart. “Kiss later, pay now.”
”Oh, right, how much?”
”Four dollars, seventy-five scents.”
You handed him a five dollar bill, he gave you the change in accordance.
With another depressing sigh, Steve went to work with your orders as you and Eddie stepped to the side.
Eddie leaned against the colourful wallpaper of the parlour as you leaned against him, holding his hands.
You took one of his hands and brought it to eye level so you could marvel at his rings.
”Your rings are so endlessly fascinating, Eddie.”
“Why thank you, I’ll tell my uncle.”
You looked at him, slightly shocked, “Your uncle makes these?”
He laughed - oh how you adored that sound, “You kidding? Nah, my uncle just has a collection of ‘em with other miscellaneous jewelry. They’re from his high school days.”
“That’s still so cool…” It also made sense as they looked a little worn - though, knowing Eddie, it would make sense for him to have gotten these through his several stunts.
“So, what do you wanna do after this?”
”Hmm…” You take a moment to think. Starcourt had been the best thing to happen to the youths of a boring town such as Hawkins - there was so much to explore that you hadn’t even seen everything yet.
There were trendy food chains, trendy clothing, mini arcades, and…
You smirked, “How about…” You take one of your hands and pull your shirt slightly open for Eddie to see your bra. “I hear there’s a store that sells a bunch of… women’s products. You can pick out whatever.” You whispered.
“Whatever I want..?” Eddie smirked.
”Whatever.” You confirmed.
”My, my, that’s a big responsibility.“
”I trust your judgement,” You said. “Sometimes.”
”Ouch.”
You were about to lean in again before a yell stopped you dead in your tracks
“Lovebirds! Your ice cream’s done. Eat it quick so I don’t have to see you sucking face in my store.”
”How charming, Harrington,” Eddie went to take his and your order. “Thanks for these, matey.”
Steve subtly flipped him the bird as Eddie was in the process of grabbing his cone. Except, Steve had let go too early and the ice cream started to fall.
In classic, Eddie fashion, he overreacted by spazzing out and leaping to grab it. He somehow saved it, but not without the chocolate smudging into his shirt.
”Shit!” Eddie exclaimed. It was a Black Sabbath shirt, too.
”Oh, God my bad. I’m sorry,” Steve said. “Uh… there’s some spare shirts in the back. But they’re… Scoops Ahoy uniforms.” Steve said with an awkward smile.
Eddie sighed, clutching the empty cone so tight it started to crumble.
“And where is the back?”
“I can help you find it,” You stood with your sundae and took Eddie by his hand - the one not holding the crumbling cone. “It’s really close by, actually.”
”Wait, how do you know where the back is?” Steve asked.
”Three words: Robin, free movies.” You said with a wink before dragging Eddie off.
Inside the break room, you saw Robin with her feet on the table, reading what seemed to be a music sheet.
”Hey, Ro.” You greeted.
Robin looked up, her eyes shifting from you to Eddie, “Uh… what are you two doing here?”
You pointed to the stain on Eddie’s shirt.
”Ah…” She said before starting to smirk, “Oh, I’m gonna love seeing you in a Scoops Ahoy uniform, Eddie.”
Eddie pinched his temples, “Yeah, thanks.”
”Don’t worry too much, I think you’ll look cute.” You said.
Robin gagged, “Eddie Munson? Cute? No, never. Especially not in a goofy little sailor boy’s outfit.”
“Even if I somehow don’t look like a total idiot, I’m still gonna have to walk around with this- this,” Eddie’s hand flailed to Robin. “That.”
”Hey, I rock this.”
”Anyway, let’s get you out of that before the stain sinks in too much,” You go back to dragging Eddie away. “Bye, Ro!”
The storage where cleaning supplies, spare uniforms, and a random assortment of other items was found in the hallway where you snuck out to watch free movies.
Was it illegal? Most definitely. However, was it worth the thrill and saving money. Absolutely.
Eddie opened the door and took one of the male employee outfits, “Oh, God. I haven’t worn this bright of a colour since…”
“That Jungle Book class play in third grade where you were the tiger?”
“How—.”
”Uncle Wayne.”
Eddie groaned, “Should’ve known.”
”Hey, at least you were cute,” You said as you took a scoop of your ice cream. “I think you’ll look adorable with this as well.”
“Yeah, we’ll see about that.” Eddie said as he began to strip off his shirt.
You watched with bated breath, Eddie’s body always being a sigh for sore eyes - even if you had seen it a million times before.
The sheer beauty of his slender frame and tattoos never failed to make you blush. Maybe this was weird, but his define collarbones were perhaps one of the most attractive parts about him.
”You’ve seen me asscrack naked a hundred times yet you still blush when you see me shirtless? That’s cute.”
You smacked his pasty arm, “You would do the same if I suddenly took my shirt off.”
”So, why don’t you?”
”Because my shirt is spotless.”
”Well, Y/N, can I ask you something?”
Uh oh, you didn’t like that mischievous tone.
”Well, no, not in particular-.”
Eddie suddenly dipped his finger in your ice cream and spread it onto your shirt. It was a small stain, but definitely noticeable with the bright colour of the vanilla.
“Eddie!” You set the sundae down before samcking his arm again, he only laughed. “You’re going to be the death of me, I swear to God.”
All he did was put his arms behind his back and press his lips together into a tight, smug smile as you stripped your shirt off.
”Happy now?”
”Very.”
You rolled your eyes and turned around to search for the female employee uniform as Eddie rustled around behind you. You heard him unbuckling his belt - weird, as only his shirt had been stained.
”Holy, shit, Y/N, look at this!”
When you turned around, you nearly gasped. Eddie had found Steve’s clothes and took it upon himself to wear them.
”Oh, my God…” You emphasized each word out of pure shock.
There he was, standing there in straight blue jeans, tight navy shirt, and a grey, Member’s Only bomber jacket.
“Do I look like pretty boy Harrington?” Eddie spun and put his hand on his hips, in a way which scarily mimicked Steve.
”Yes, until I get to your face and hair,” You cup his cheeks. “But… I like this better, anyway.” You kissed him.
Eddie wrapped his arms around your waist as he walked backwards until he hit the wall. Entangled within one another, you bite his lip and he opens his mouth happily.
Your tongues wrapped around each other as Eddie’s hands snuck down to your ass where he grabbed it firmly, Eddie slid them around to the front and fumbled with the buttons of your shorts.
”Wait, Eddie,” You push him back. “I don’t think we should have sex while you’re in Steve’s clothes.”
Eddie blinked, “Yeah, yeah. Right, right.”
You giggled and backed away to watch him strip. As if to tease you, he ever so slowly took his jacket and shirt off, tossing them to the side as he snapped his hips.
”Like my show?” Eddie asked, smirking.
”Hmm… good, but a bit weird because you’re wearing Steve’s clothes.”
”Fair.” Eddie shrugged and unbuckled Steve’s signature blue jeans.
Now in his underwear, you unknowingly bit your lip. My goodness, was this man simply… gorgeous.
He was so beautifully masculine; his long hair and accessories accentuated his more feminine side, but that slightly hairy chest and thick veins along his arms and hands added a nice duality.
The tattoos which decorated his pale skin also added onto his appeal - them being the first thing you noticed when the two of you had sex for the first time.
“Done ogling me?”
You flinched then blushed, “I can’t help it when my boyfriend is so madly beautiful.”
This time, he blushed. Despite how cocky and confident Eddie could be, he was a sucker for compliments.
”Always loved the flattery, don’t you, sweetheart?”
As Eddie was a sucker for compliments, you were a sucker for his sweet, sweet pet names.
”Anything to get you going, dear.”
”You know me so well, love.”
”Do I, honey?”
”You indeed do, darling.”
The two of you inched closer with each sentence until you burst into laughter.
”Those were the most painful words I have ever had to utter.” Eddie cringed.
”I’d say mine were worse.”
“No way,” Eddie firmly shook his head. “Anyway on a side note, this might be a little crude but… I’ve been hard this whole time.”
Bold. So very bold yet so very Eddie.
”I’m flattered, really.”
“You should be, I always feel like… like— I don’t know, I’m on cloud eight or something when I’m with you.”
Cloud nine, You wanted to correct him, but kept it to yourself. “I appreciate the sentiment, Eddie. I feel the same when I’m with you… you’re like, my best friend and my boyfriend! How perfect is that?”
”I know right? God, I don’t know what I did in my past life, but I would have had to been some medieval saviour of a village to be here with you.”
God, Eddie Munson and his weird yet sweet compliments.
”Anyways…” You avert your eyes. “Should we continue where we left off?”
”My boner says absolutely.”
You smacked him.
Eddie had you up against the wall, ass-naked as he ground against you. He pinned your arms to the side as he left a trail of purple bruises from your ear to your collarbone.
Each one was a different shade of purple and had a unique, imperfect circle shape to them.
It tickled as he sucked on your neck, his hair falling all over your bare shoulders and making you breathily giggle every time his chapped lips would make contact with your silky skin.
”Eddie… these are gonna be a pain to cover.” You moan.
”Mmm…” Eddie just groaned.
You sighed and allowed him to keep at it, secretly enjoying how he marked you so thoroughly.
Perhaps this was to mess with Steve, perhaps it was just his naturally jealous attitude - either way, it was strangely pleasant.
However, you wanted to pleasure him as well, “Eddie, Eddie, wait.”
He pulled away, “What’s wrong? Fuck, did I hurt you?” His face distorted into concern as he let go of your arms and checked the hickeys.
You put your hand over his lovingly, “No, silly. I just… wanna give you some pleasure.”
Eddie’s expression relaxed, a small smirk now forming, “And how will you do that?”
You were smirking now as well as you flipped your positions around so that now Eddie was against the wall. You leaned in to his neck and left a small, but somewhat noticeable hickey there.
”C’mon, you can do more than that.”
”I’d rather focus on this.” Your eyes point down to his boner, clearly noticeable through his relatively thin, black underwear.
Before Eddie could respond, you got on your knees and pulled out his cock. It had been hard for a while; you knew this as it’d been rubbing up against your thigh as Eddie made out with your neck.
You could tell Eddie was relieved to finally have his cock be freed as a loud groan left his mouth when you gently put your hands around it.
As always, you start with a few pumps to get him going as you dab your tongue on his tip which dribbled with pre-cum.
”Yeah, fuck, Y/N…” Eddie put his hands through your hair and squeezed.
The slight burn on your scalp pushed you to give bolder, rougher strokes to Eddie’s painfully erect cock.
You slid your tongue down the base of his cock in a painstakingly slow pace, savouring the drawn out groan which left his mouth.
“Yeah, yeah, oh fuck yeah…”
He has a favourite word. You smirked to yourself.
It wasn’t long before you deep throated his entire cock into your throat, that was when Eddie grabbed a fistful of your hair as he grunted, leg twitching.
Your mouth went in and out of his mouth, making sure your tongue thoroughly slid by every inch of his cock whilst giving gentle hums every now and then to send vibrations down.
You knew Eddie was close when his panting became unstable, almost desperate as his fingers slowly slid off your hair.
When you felt as though he was on the brink of finishing, you released his cock from your mouth and grabbed it so that his tip was to your tongue.
You licked it rapidly until his cum sprayed all over your face and you let his cock go.
Eddie caught his breath as a wide, elated smirk spread across his lips.
“Jesus… I feel like… like… I just finished this super sweet campaign and everything went according to plan.” Eddie panted breathlessly.
“Odd comparison.” You noted.
Eddie looked down at you and rubbed his finger along your cheek, wiping off some of his cum.
“It’s been a while since you’ve had my cum on your face.”
”Yeah, because you always finish in my mouth,” You said. “I decided to switch things up.”
”You look so pretty.” Eddie said and gestured for you to stand. He took the time to clean your face the best he could with his calloused fingers.
It was defined rough against your skin, but it was comforting as only Eddie’s fingers had this unique sensation to them.
When most of his cum had been cleaned, Eddie let his hands rest by his side. You watched him as his big, dark brown eyes wandered around the semi-cramped room.
”Hey, Y/N…” Eddie asked as you leaned your head against his shoulder.
”Mm?” Your response was muffled.
”Do you think that chair is sturdy?”
You lifted your head to see Eddie pointing at a white, foldable chair next to a matching table.
”Um… probably? Or maybe not since it’s back here and all…” You said. “Why?”
Eddie looked at you, a glint of mischief in his eyes. Oh lord, what was he planning?
”How about we… test the durability of that chair..? Y’know, for Steve’s sake.”
”For Steve’s sake?” You couldn’t believe your ears.
”For Steve’s sake.”
You were practically impaled onto Eddie’s throbbing erection, legs spread across his lap with your back facing him.
Your arms were on the table, holding onto the big hunk of plastic for dear life as Eddie lifted you up and down via your hips. You tried to keep it down, you honestly did, but Eddie made sure that you couldn’t stay silent for long.
”I wanna hear your voice, Y/N, fuck…” Eddie grunted in your ear as his hands going from your hips to your arms.
Eddie pulled them back, forcing you to straighten your back as you gasped.
”Ah! Eddie!” You shouted out of surprise.
Eddie just held you in that position, back arching as he lifted his hips in the air to fuck your dripping pussy.
There was nothing to hold your moans in, and you just let go.
You moaned loud, Eddie’s cock feeling so insanely good as it pounded you deep.
The lewd sounds of sweaty skin slapping and breathy moans filled the room, almost bouncing off the walls.
”Eddie! Eddie… oh, my God… I-I feel like I’m gonna… ah…”
“You’re gonna what?” Eddie licked up the side of your neck.
A particularly harsh thrust sent your body and voice up, screaming out another moan.
”What are you gonna do, Y/N? Huh?”
“Mmm…” Your head titled down slightly as you mumbled incoherent words. “I’m gonna- gonna— ah… l-lose my mind…”
Eddie laughed aloud, head flying all the way back out of pure amusement.
”It took you that long to say that?”
”F-Fuck off…” You panted.
”Fine.” Eddie suddenly released your arms.
Your body went flying towards the table, but before it could land, Eddie’s arms snaked around your torso and had you upright as you leaned against him. One hand was squeezing your tit as the other had turned your head towards his mouth.
His had kept your jaw open as he shoved hit tongue in.
Well, at least now your moans were concealed.
Eddie’s breath felt so hot against your face, and you were sure yours was as well. Your teeth clashed with his as you made out in such a messy, near desperate manner.
“You taste like vanilla…” Eddie said in between the breaths.
”No shit…” You groaned, loud.
Then, out of nowhere, the door slammed open with a prominent thud.
“What the fuck!”
You and Eddie immediately pulled away to find Steve standing at the doorway, eyes widened and face distorted into an expression of initial horror and disgust.
”Jesus H. Christ!” Eddie jumped, and you did so as well.
”Steve!” You exclaimed, cheeks burning.
Steve slapped his hand over his eyes, “What the fuck!” He yelled again as he slammed the door shut.
You and Eddie stayed frozen in place, even after the door was firmly closed.
”Um…” Eddie began. “Maybe… we should have locked the… uh, door.”
”Yeah, maybe.”
There was another fee seconds of silence before Eddie took you off his cock and stood, keeping you in your place before bending you over the table.
”Let’s finish this quickly, yeah? So we can explain to pretty boy.”
You just sighed, “Good idea.”
Eddie took that as a sign to begin again. Your already wet cunt was spread by his thick fingers to slot his cock back in.
”Mmm…” You couldn’t help but groan as it entered again.
It was such a perfect fit, easing that lustful ache as Eddie roughly grabbed ahold of your hips and thrusted with such vigorousness.
He was pushing you all the way up the table, its legs squeaking against the tiled floor as it was shaken about.
You felt Eddie leave a trail of feather light kisses down your spine before licking up to your neck where he bit down hard.
”Eddie!”
”I could kiss you for hours, sweetheart…” Eddie moved your hair out of the way to whisper right into your ear.
And with a firm slap to your ass, Eddie came again into the strained condom.
You also orgasmed, your entire body seizing as this delicious wave of pleasure racked it - your body almost going limp from how sudden and how intense it was.
Eddie pulled out slowly and collapsed into the chair, you also slowly slid off the desk and onto his lap where Eddie wrapped his arms around your panting form.
”We should do this more often…” Eddie said into your ear.
You giggled, both from his statement and how his whisper tickled.
”And traumatize Steve again?”
”His fault for walking in…” Eddie said and you rolled your eyes. “You have to admit it was exhilarating though.”
You bit your lip as you shyly admitted, “Yeah…”
”God, you’re such a freak.” Eddie nuzzled into you.
”Says you.”
You kissed him, he kissed you back.
“You guys sure took your time searching for the uniforms. I thought they were easy to find - were they hidden or something?”
Robin was sitting at the table in the middle of the break room with her legs atop it, a book and a walkman on her lap.
You and Eddie walked out in matching Scoops Ahoy uniforms - or parts of it. You certainly didn’t take the silly vests, hats, and accessories - just the very basic elements.
“Yeah, um…” You and Eddie exchanged awkward glances. “They were hidden.”
”Super hidden.”
”Huh…” Robin said. “Steve, did you do that?”
Steve shook his head as if he had broken from a trance, “What?”
Robin made a show to roll her eyes, “Keep up, dingus, would you?” She sighed. “Did you put the uniforms in some weird location when you went to clean the back?”
His brown eyes shifted to you, then to Eddie as his face wrinkled in disgust.
”I did. Sorry.” Steve said in an uncharacteristically monotone way.
”Okay…” Robin said, clearly weirded out. “Well, anyway, it’s my turn to serve ice cream to those sweaty little kids. Enjoy your time!”
She flew to her feet and slid across the window which led to the main part of the parlour, closing it shut behind her.
The second Robin had left, you said, “Steve, look-.”
”Ap, ap!” Steve zipped his mouth shut, and you did exactly that. “I- no, we will put this behind us. We will never talk about this. We will never mention it to anyone again. And you two are never allowed back there again. Copy?”
“Copy.” You said.
”Copy…” Eddie was more reluctant.
“Good.” Steve said, though he still seemed annoyed with how he had that classic look of disapproval on his face.
It was the one where his eyebrows were furrowed and his eyes were squinting, practically asking “seriously?”
“Okay, get out now and return those to Robin tomorrow; I don’t wanna see either of you for the next few days.”
a/n: #justiceforsteve
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