#wtf am i doin with my life

[gif-fany]

No homo

Guyyyyyysss can one of yall make a DSaF VEGAS fangame? CAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NON OUT THERE.

And there is SO MUCH SHIT you can do with this concept.. omfg.. and in originality?? 100/100.

OSCAR

OSCAR

I'll personally give you an OSCAR.

#dayshift at freddy's #dsaf #davesport #dave miller #jack kennedy #VEGAS #more like VEG-ASS if you ask me #animation #no homo #wtf am i doin with my life

[sharky-the-idiot]

I should not be allowed to cook anymore 😭😭😭 because like wtf is this?????

#what the fuck was i on #i do not remember making this shit #eughhh guess I'll maintag #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla crk #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #I shouldn't be allowed to cook #ban me from capcut #wtf is this #wtf am i doin with my life #why am i like this

[themuselesswriter]

A Day in a Demon Pig's Life

Characters: Fat Nugget, Angel Dust, Husk, mention of Cherri Bomb and Valentino

Summary: Fat Nuggets tries to describe a day in his life

Word count: 1046

Warnings: implied abuse, implied slavery, implied prostitution

A/N: so... I did something instead of sleeping .-.

Credits: photos from Pinterest, editing app is picsart

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I woke up at the sound of Angel preparing to leave, he was already at the vanity mirror, fixing his looks, he is a beautiful man, I don’t understand why he spends so much time fixing his looks into a perfection, practicing different smiles and most importantly, wiping all the tears, he seems sad, he always does, although never mean or evil, he never mistreated me so I have that at least. 

I know things were rough for him, I’ve seen how that… Valentino treats him with insignificance, as if he owns him, I heard Angel say a couple of times that he did own him, partially, and that he hates what he has to do for him, that he hates being touched and violated by him and everyone else on the set, which I didn’t understand at all.

I mean, I understand that he owns him, it means he looks after him right? Like the way Angel owns me and takes care of me, maybe he’s a bad owner? Maybe he doesn’t fill his bowl with food before he leaves or doesn’t take him on enough walks? Or doesn’t pet him? But the rest I don’t understand though, he usually mumbles this stuff while he’s calling Cherri on the phone while sobbing.

He noticed that I was awake so he walked to me and put on a genuine smile, a smile that I’ve only noticed around a couple of people, me, Cherri, and the bartender, what was his name? Husk! Yeah, I think his name is Husk, anyhow, he scratches behind my ears and I roll and do some tricks for him which seems to cheer him up, I earned a giggle from him “such a good boy” he tells me and kisses my head and leaves. 

The rest of the day is pretty dull, I eat, sleep, explore, play with Razzle and Dazzle, spy on the egg boys and repeat. 

It was almost midnight when Angel returned, I was laying on my bed next to his, I lifted my head up and looked at him, he was a mess, he was obviously crying, and he… he seemed hurt, yeah, he had bruises on his body and marks, he laid on bed and curled into himself, sobbing into his pillow, I hopped into his bed and looked at him a little worried, I walked to him and licked his nose, it usually cheers him up but not this time, no, this seemed to make things worse, he pulled me into a hug and kept sobbing, only now he picked up his phone and aggressively started calling Cherri who didn’t answer for whatever reason which only made things worse. 

I was getting beyond worried, I’ve never seen him like this before, he needed someone, not just anyone, someone who he looks at in a loving way, and if it’s not me or Cherri, that leaves us with… I slithered my way out of his grip and went out of his room, he didn’t seem to notice me, I rushed towards the bar where the bird cat resided, drinking from his endless bottle, I squeaked but he didn’t pay me attention, so I hopped on a stool then on the table, he didn’t pay me attention either. 

I saw a couple of glasses on the bar and I had a difficult decision to make, I gulped and ran fast, making all the glasses fall and shatter “hey! You little shit!” he said angrily, I looked at him horrified, I bit his hand, he screamed in pain, he looked at me wickedly, I gulped and ran, he followed me then stopped, I stopped too and looked at him pleadingly, squeaking, he looked at me as if his anger disappeared and instead was replaced with complete confusion, I went to him and bit his pants, trying to drag him, he didn’t move an inch “what do you want you filthy animal” I kept trying to drag him and gesture him towards Angel’s room, eventually he gave up once he saw how persistent I was and decided to follow me, this time, we walked together. 

Once we reached Angel’s door, I opened it enough so I can enter again and he can peak at him, I hopped into Angel’s bed and looked at him pleadingly, he seemed frozen, those demons are idiots, I swear it, I walked to him and bit his pants again, trying to drag him in “I can’t little fella… I… he didn’t invite me” I insisted “what if he doesn’t want to see me? What if he doesn’t want to be seen like this?” he tried to reason but I was hotheaded, I kept desperately trying to drag him inside. 

“Fat Nugget?” I heard Angel’s broken voice calling me, I stopped and turned to look at him, he must’ve seen Husk too because the other’s pupils were wide and he seemed stuck in time, either from embarrassment or from seeing Angel like this “what are you doing here?” he asked Husk “your little rascal shattered my glasses” Husk gulped nervously, Angel seemed disappointed, and let out a little oh, I walked back to Angel and sat next to him, he seemed to have calmed down but he was definitely still in a shaken up state, he sniffs and tries to hide his bruises and traces of tears “well… I’ll get you new ones tomorrow on my way back from work” he said casually, hugging his legs. 

Husk grew a bit bolder as he took a step inside the room “you… you’re okay kid?” he asked Angel who looked at him shocked, their eyes met for a moment, which was more than enough time for Angel to break down into tears again, Husk rushed to him, and we both cuddled him on the bed until he calmed down, Husk being more careful than me as his touches seemed well-studied and hesitant, while me, I kept licking his face and tears away once he laid down in fetus position, it was a rough night for him, that I can tell but by the morning he seemed to be back into his natural self, that’s one of the things I love about him, he always knows how to rebound. 

#hazbin hotel husk #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #husker #huskerdust #hazbin angel dust #angel dust #Valentino #hazbin valentino #cherri bomb #hazbin cherri bomb #oneshot #wtf am i doin with my life #museless tumblr oneshot

[thelittleprinceconfirmed]

am I doing this right

#this post is targeted #:3 #all you get today is doodlepages and dead fandoms #!!!!! #generic object battle #osc art #osc #art #artists on tumblr #my art #sofishitposts #bfdi #wtf am i doin with my life

[hopefulharmonysweets]

Idk just rocket and groot 🤗 also I'm so bored lol😭

#fanart #fandom #sketch #art #guardians of the galaxy #rocket raccoon #i am groot #wtf am i doin with my life

[witches-and-willows]

https://tiktok.com/@willows_and_witches

Just tryna give show my other stuff from other platforms :)

#procreate #wtf am i doin with my life #tiktok #rottmnt fandom #rottmnt leo #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #donnie art #donnie and leo #rise leo #my art lmao #rise disaster twins #rise donnie #rise donatello #rottmnt disaster twins #game grumps #animated art

[rapplet]

Ya'll remember how somwhere (i can't remember if it was extra content or the actual books) Nora said that Kevin didin't drink/use alcochol as a coping mechanism before he left Edgar Allan's? Yeah. So i was thinking like "When was the first time he did that?" and i think i figured it out (im not sure if this is a hc or just a logical thought process but idc)!

When he came to Wymacks hotel room, his hand all messed up and bleeding, he refused to be taken to a hospital. So Abby put his hand together the best she could. In the extra content Nora said that Riko broke Kevins hand by stomping on it multiple times, we also know that half a year after that he was still unable to do some things with it. So imagine how bad it musthave been and how much it hurt. What im saying is that Abby propablly didn't have the type of pain meds the hospital would (the one's that get you so high you don't really feel anything). And she had to basicaly dig through his hand to get it all in place. And Wymack was also there, yes? That man just gave Kevin a whole bottle of vodka and told him to drink the hell out of it. The alcochol wouldnt make the pain go away completeley but it would make it much less horrible. So Kevin did as he was told. And that's how he discovered the amazing world of alcocholism.

(i may or may not have been a little drunk when i wrote this so please ignore the spelling and logic of this whole thing)

#aftg shitpost #all for the game #the kings men #all for the gay #aftg #the foxhole court #the raven king #kevin day #david wymack #abby winfield #riko moriyama #kevin days fucking hand #wtf am i doin with my life #andrew minyard #neil josten #the pallmeto state foxes #the foxes

[flakyflayed]

Ive been dead for a bit. Hi tumblr!!!

Have a drawing of Albert and max in that one buzzfeed meme suggested by my friend.

#the black phone #albert shaw #max shaw #Meme #wtf am i doin with my life

[mikulover12]

doodle…..

catbyo leon. yeah. uhm. uh. yeah

#my art #my art i guess #uhm. yeah #sorry... #leon scott kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #leon re4 #re4 #resident evil #resident evil 4 #wtf am i doin with my life #I WILL DRAW GAKKOU GURASHI SOON WAIT

[trippin-chippin]

Someone take my iPad away

#cuphead #cuphead oc #cuphead au #shitpost #dannie crownroyal #the crownroyals #funny #jack daniels #cupsona #bottlesona #wtf am i doin with my life

[thatmilkshakedragon]

A series of quotes from my friends/hoes that I think sums up my life pretty well

Shoutouts to @andydotjpg @aligator08 @rebelturtle @sage-the-chaotic-racoon @judebizzarely @ivyisafox and others for letting me use their quotes

I am in your children, and you don't even know it yet

I made an investment in your mother

Cause of death, orgasmed too hard

I need to record a voice message so that furries don't think I'm mad

butcheekamongus69sexing

This water is giving me a massive boner

Depending on how you pull it off being an orphan is ok

I had homo erotic sex at pride

@rebelturtle and @aligator08 hold hands skipping across a bridge while @sophiethepie 's body floats down the river

Gerard can have his way, with me

Who doesn't measure their cock with a trundle wheel?

We don't acknowledge the existence of women who love cock

How dare you insult my pussy

I woke up naked with no piercings

Love ya guys yous are great

#wtf am i doin with my life #homoerotic #my friends are weird #my friends are the best

[sharky-the-idiot]

I'm bored soooo.... Here's a poll about Omori for literally no reason :>

hoping this makes it to the right side of Tumblr I'm not gonna lie

#Omori #headspace #omori headspace #silly #wtf am i doin with my life #poll #i get no bitches

[maze-mind]

When you're obsessed with Character Ai and don't check Discord for a month:

#discord #irl #happened #wtf am i doin with my life

[thelittleprinceconfirmed]

I promise I'm not dead yall

#have you noticed that i like mistuba #sofishitposts #art #artists on tumblr #my art #wtf am i doin with my life #manga coloring #manga panel #manga #manga art #mitsuba tbhk #tbhk mitsuba #mitsuba #mitsuba sousuke #tbhk spoilers #toilet bound hanako kun manga #toilet bound hanako kun #skibidi toilet #tbhk #tbhk manga

[luvliem00ns]

When you're in a situation where you're alone with your mom, no siblings or dad walking and blabbering around and then suddenly you just wanted to tell her some of the most unhinged confessions and secrets you have atm

#i'm still figuring it out but def sure im gay asf #eldest daughter problems #wtf am i doin with my life #mommy issues #i need to zip my mouth #gay asf idk

[scottbeloved-not-scottlang]

Headcanon

Samandriel gets unofficially adopted by Dean because he is a baby and no one can disagree.

#i dont know what the fuck am i doing #wtf am i doin with my life #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #dean is my dad #samandriel #spn headcanon