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Matthias: I’ve got a question: is everyone I’ve met here a psychopath?

Nina: Yes. Good that we’ve settled that.

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Kaz: Thanks Jordie.

Jesper:

The crows:

Kaz: Why is everyone staring at me?

Nina: You just called Jesper, Jordie. You said “Thanks Jordie.”

Kaz: No I didn’t I said “Thanks… Lordie.”

Jesper: Do you see me as a brother figure, Kaz?

Kaz: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

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Merlin: So, you’re saying you got my back?

Arthur: Yeah, I got your back.

Merlin: *smiles*

Arthur: Don’t smile I’m mad at you.

Merlin: I thought we were having a moment.

Arthur: moments over shut up.

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Jesper: So, you don’t got a girlfriend then?

Wylan: [not really paying attention] Girlfriend, no. Not really my area.

Jesper: Alright… do you have a boyfriend?

Jesper: Which is fine, by the way.

Wylan: [matter of factly] I know it’s fine.

Jesper: So, you got a boyfriend?

Wylan: [deadpanned] No.

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Elyan: Dude, you can’t go through life trying not to get hurt. You should try to be happy.

Percival: so you think I should look for someone I can have emotional intercourse with.

Elyan: I wish you hadn’t said it like that but yeah.

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Merlin: So, you’re saying you got my back?

Arthur: Yeah I got your back.

Arthur: Don’t smile. I’m mad at you.

Merlin: I thought we were having a moment.

Arthur: Moment’s over; shut up.

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Arthur: Look, we’ve been fighting for too long.

Lancelot: True.

Arthur: Let’s just agree to apologise on the count of three.

Lancelot: Okay.

Arthur: One. Two. Three.

Lancelot:

Arthur:

Arthur: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us.

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Arthur: Being gay isn’t a choice.

Arthur, gripping Merlin’s hand: It’s a game and I’m winning.

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Kaz: When have I ever given you a reason not to trust me?

Matthias: Would you like me to answer that alphabetically or chronologically?

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Azriel: I will not be using a loophole. As always, I will be using the main hole, or no hole. I choose no hole.

Cassian: You just said “hole” way too much.

Rhys: And that’s coming from Cassian.

Azriel: Yes, that’s concerning.

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Amren: This doesn’t have to be a big deal. Whoever took that necklace, step forward and all will be forgiven.

The rest of the inner circle:

Amren: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.

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Jesper: So now I’m supposed to do anything that Inej does? What if she jumps off a cliff?

Kaz: If Inej were too jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water and the angle of entry.

Kaz: So yes, if you Inej jump off a cliff, by all means jump off a cliff.

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Nina: Oh please, can we not do this, this time?

Kaz: Do what?

Nina: You, being all mysterious with your cheekbones, and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.

Kaz: I don’t do that.

Basically everyone who lives in ketterdam: Yes you do.

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Cassian: I’m taking Nesta home.

Nesta: You’re what?

Cassian: Nesta’s taking me home.

Nesta: Better.

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Percival: *sees a group of people doing something stupid*

Percival: God, what fools.

Percival: *realizes it’s the knights*

Percival: Wait those are my fools.

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Lancelot: So, I’m going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Gwaine: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Lancelot: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Gwaine: I pity your dentist.

Lancelot: Jokes on you I don’t have a dentist.

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Merlin: And once again Merlin and the knights saved the day

Arthur: You didn’t do anything it was all the knights.

Merlin: We’re a package deal, everyone knows that.

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