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veliana7 · 2 years

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Viktor: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Viktor: Violently practices.

Ben: Violently studies.

Klaus: Violently sleeps.

Allison: Violently shoots pictures.

Diego: Violently boxes.

Five: Violently murders people.

Luther: Violently worries about the previous statement.

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autistic-in-purple · 2 years

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Five and Allison teaching Klaus how to drive: alright so your driving and Diego and Luther cross the street at that exact moment, what do you hit?

Klaus: well, if I position the car at the right angle, I’ll be able to hit both of them

Allison:… the brakes… you hit the brakes

Five: and Luther and Diego

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fantasticwolfpenguin · 2 years

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Coming out to the Umbrella/Sparrow Academy (The Onion)

Luther: I knew the second you told me you were gay. Diego: So what's next for Mx. New Gay Person? Lila putting her arm on Diego's shoulder and smiling: Your father and I still love you. Allison: A little on the nose doing it on pride month, no? Klaus: Behold! The Oracle spoke the truth! Five: You still owe me $45 dollars. Umbrella!Ben: Hi Gay, I'm dad. Viktor: I'm gayer. Marcus: Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization's diversity initiative? Sparrow!Ben: In that outfit? Fei: This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you. Jayme: I was planning to come out this very moment, you stole my thunder! Alphonso: Oh like Ellen! Sloane: How do you know? Christopher: zdkdfklejhg [Are you queerbaiting me?]

Bonus

Reginald: But you must sire an heir lest you fail to save the world from the apocalypse!

(Source)

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family-hargrevees · 3 years

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“If you don’t make it back there’s one thing I have to tell you.”

“Klaus I don’t have time for this right now”

“Please!”

“What!?”

“You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair.”

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axemanhargreeves · 3 years

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Klaus: Bro, I want to live in your socks.

Diego: What the fuck bro?

Klaus: So I can be with you every step of the way.

Diego, close to tears: Bro?

Klaus: Bro.

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natewrightt · 3 years

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The Umbrella Academy as John Mulaney Quotes

Luther:

Diego:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

(talking about Klaus)

Vanya:

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pinkieumbrella · 3 years

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Five: I wish I were the first four letters of my name

Diego: You mean five?

Five: No, I mean numb

Klaus: Well, I wish I were the first six

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tuaparadis · 4 years

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Diego, about Klaus: What a disaster. Honestly I can barely tolerate him, really—

Luther: Yeah, I agree.

Diego: Shut up! How dare you disrespect our brother like that! Only I'm allowed to do that!

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wontshutup · 4 years

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Diego: ¡Cinco!Ese maldito hijo de p*ta ¡lo voy a matar!

Luther: what did he said?

Klaus: he says he reeeeally wants Chipotle

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iantha · 5 years

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Klaus: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room

Diego: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses

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evesbeve · 5 years

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Diego: *loses Luther in a crowd*

Diego:

Diego: Finally.

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veliana7 · 2 years

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Five: I left the room for six fucking minutes- can someone fill me in?

Luther: Well, so... Klaus died like three times, we can't find Diego, Viktor caused a fire... Also I'm supposed to be distracting you from going into the kitchen for reasons I can't say.

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incorrect-shizz · 5 years

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Ben: I dare you to start strutting

Diego: do it

Alison: don’t do it

Vanya: don’t do it

Luther: don’t do it

Five: don’t do it

Klaus: *starts strutting* *falls over and sprains his ankle*

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typing-mbti · 5 years

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The Umbrella Academy - in short

Klaus: I love you but my drug is calling me stronger

Number 5: *runs, threatens and kills*

Allison: We have to care about Vanya * forgets Vanya and thinks just about her daughter and Luther *

Diego: I do what I f*** want. All the time. And with my knives ;)

Ben: Klaus, stop being so stupid

Luther: pls guys, we have to do this together

Vanya: *depressed moves*

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family-hargrevees · 3 years

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Reginald: You fancy yourself a do-gooder? The last good men who will save us from our descent into corruption and conspiracy? This is a fantastic delusion. The sad reality is that you're a desperate man, tragically unaware of his own insingificance, desperately clinging to his own ineffectual reasoning. More succinctly, a man in over his head.

Diego: (stuttering) You're wr...wrong.

Me:

This scene broke me...

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axemanhargreeves · 3 years

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Dave: Could you turn on the light please?

Klaus: There’s no need, because you’re the light of my life.

Dave:

Dave: Klaus I can’t see-

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