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mesmerize-the-mayhem · 1 year

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Kid Loki: MOM! There's a monster under my bed!

Kid Thor: Why do you hate me so much, brother!

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shambelle97 · 1 year

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~ Receiving trust is a greater achievement than being loved. ~

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diversionedge · 12 days

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Hammer and Heroism: Famous Lines of Thor, God of Thunder

In the realms of comic books, movies, and mythology, there are few figures as iconic as Thor, the God of Thunder. With his mighty hammer, Mjolnir, and his unwavering courage, Thor has captured the imagination of audiences for generations. Throughout his adventures, he has uttered lines that resonate with themes of power, responsibility, and sacrifice. Join us as we explore some of the most famous…

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super-marvel-dc · 3 months

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Bucky, holding a rock: Y/N just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock."

Thor: If you don't marry them, I will.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 days

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Steve, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Thor: Yeah, sure.

[A few minutes later]

Thor: Here you go.

Steve:

Thor:

Tony: Why am I here?

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romanoffshouse · 10 days

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Peter: Heyyo!

Wanda: Heyyyyyy!

Thor: Greetings, humans from earth.

Natasha: Three kinds of people.

Yelena: I want Mac and Cheese.

Natasha: Four kinds of people.

Tony: WHAT’S UP IDIOTS?

Natasha: Five kinds of people.

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chaoticace2005 · 1 month

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-While planning to attack Vee Tower-

Alastor: Husker! Let’s do "Get Help!"

Husk: What?

Alastor: "Get Help."

Husk: No.

Alastor: Oh come on! You love it!

Husk: I hate it.

Alastor: It's great! It works every time!

Husk: It's humiliating.

Alastor: Exactly!

Husk: No. You literally have powers—

Alastor: We're doing it!

Husk: We are not doing "Get Help!"

Alastor: *eyes start to change into radio dials*

-A minute later-

Alastor, carrying Husk: Get help! Please! My good fellow is dying! Help him! *throws Husk at Vox, knocking him out*

Alastor: Ha! Ha! Classic!

Husk, gets up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Alastor, laughing: I know! That’s what makes it so fun!

Husk: You know you could have Niffty do this—

Alastor: Niffty would enjoy it too much!

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midastouch013 · 2 months

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Thor: I have a new game for thy mortals.. it's called "Lift Mjolnir"

Natasha: Because nothing builds teamwork like a bunch of males with fragile egos trying to lift an enchanted thing.

Y/N: I'm, in but can we make it a thumb war instead?

Natasha: smacks head And then there's her

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luxthestrange · 3 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Thank you-

Loki: wait, so y/n kissed you and you said “thank you”?

Thor: yes...

Loki: well that was very polite~

Thor: I panicked

-In the human side-

Y/n*Eating cereal on the couch watching kitchen nightmares with Cain and Abel*-Then he thanked me...

Cain & Abel: As he should

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makeyourstorygreat · 2 months

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thor: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! thor: aggressively throws water bottles steve: Uh… what's up with him? natasha: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. thor: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! reader, crying: It's working.

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bitchystxrk3000 · 6 months

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Loki: We need to get through this locked door. Thor, give me your credit card.

Thor: Here.

Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Y/N, kick down the door.

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jiyascepter · 11 days

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Y/n: *singing* 'Cause karma is my boyfriend...karma is a god...

Thor: *whispers to Loki* Why are you sharpening your dagger, brother?

Loki: I have to meet this new God Karma Y/n speaks of...*continues sharpening his dagger*

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spiritandthephantoms · 11 months

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I've been seeing people wanting a big fight between the riordenverse protags (Percy, Jason, Magnus, and Carter(and maybe Sadie)). Thing is though, if you threw a brick at Jason he would go down immediately. If there's water near Percy and the Kane's are going to be fighting for a while. And Magnus's only power is that he is a glow stick with a handkerchief boat and a disco sword. He's just going to say "Jack fight them!" throw him and then sit off to the side drinking a Caprisun.

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marvel-payformytherapy · 16 days

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Natasha Romanoff: "So, what's the plan?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at dawn."

Steve Rogers: "And if that fails?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at dusk."

Thor: "And if that fails?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at lunchtime. Keep attacking until we get it right."

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incorrectquotesmcu · 26 days

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Steve, coming out of the closet: I don’t like… women.

Tony, mouth agape:

Thor: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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Thor: Didn't you die?

Loki: That was weeks ago. Things change.

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