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drarreckyninja · 2 years
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Subships for drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of Apr 2022 [part 4/5]
21. Sanders Sides
Dukexiety [Intrusive Thoughts Sanders | Remus "Duke" x Anxiety Sanders | Virgil]
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Remile [Sleep Sanders | Remy x Dr. Emile Picani]
Roceit [Creativity Sanders | Roman x Deceit Sanders | Janus]
20. Monsters University
Jully [Johnny Worthington x James P "Sully" Sullivan]
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19. Hey Arnold!
Eugurly [Eugene Horowitz x Thaddeus "Curly" Gammelthorpe III]
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Pherald [Phoebe Heyerdahl x Gerald Johanssen]
18. Wreck-It Ralph
Calhank [Calhoun x Shank]
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17. iZombie
Maine [Major Lilywhite x Blaine DeBeers]
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16. Ghosts (US)
15. Psych
14. Supernatural
13. Marvel Cinematic Universe
Stucky [Steve Rogers | Captain America x James "Bucky" Buchanan | Winter Soldier]
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Phlint [Phil Coulson x Clint Barton | Hawkeye]
Thunderhulk [Thor Odinson x Bruce Banner | The Hulk]
Spideypool [Peter Parker | Spider-Man x Wade Wilson | Deadpool]
Widowshock [Natasha Romanov | Black Widow x Darcy Lewis]
12. Knight Rider
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almostlookedhuman · 2 months
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beardwitchbrews · 5 months
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Wasn’t able to attend the LCI prerelease (friend had car trouble) but still swung by my shop to pick up my kit. Was a super fun building process, and I’m stoked I opened Thunderhulk. Feel like I could have gone the distance with this thing, but ah well, next time!
Highlights in the list: I think that UW is going to end up being a menace in the format, particularly any deck that gets there on Tinker’s Tote. Card seems like an absolute house, and as a subscriber to Rectangle Theory… well, I mean, it’s three rectangles! I’m curious but optimistic on the “Tap X artifacts or creatures” mechanics- Warden of the Inner Sky needing THREE is pushing it, but between Brackish Blunder making maps, the Tote, and other cheap two-for-one bodies, I think it gets there. And, obviously, Threefold Thunderhulk is not a real Magic card.
List seems light on interaction- would have loved a Dusk Heart Reliquary- but I think that’s also indicative of the format as a whole. Removal is in lesser supply than normal, so things like Quicksand Whirlpool are gonna pull more weight than normal.
Bummed I didn’t get any games in (second prerelease I’ve missed in a row 😭), but may try and make it to a FNM to do an in-person draft to make up for the miss.
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(Bonus deck #2: I opened the Mycotyrant and I tried so hard to make it work. Ah, well!)
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captainenjolras · 4 years
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Ok so apparently it was custom when courting someone in the Viking age to pull said person onto your lap to show you liked them so if you will, just imagine the Avengers having dinner and stuff when Bruce tells a joke and everyone starts laughing only for Thor to just...pick him up and...lap...and like everyone’s so confused and Clint’s still laughing either from the joke or what just happened
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adhdbanner · 4 years
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Diary Entries of Robert Bruce Banner #5
January 26, 2020
Thor’s hands.
When you look at how big and strong the guy is, you really would think that he always has a firm grip and calloused palms. Hell, from how tightly he grasps Mjolnir you would be under the impression he couldn’t touch anything mortal without it shattering.
But it’s not like that.
Sure his hands are large could squeeze anyone like a vice, but most of the time...he’s gentle and soft...when he needs to be.
When he lightly grabs a flask to hand me from across my desk.
When he pets animals.
When he holds a pen with it barely touching the paper.
When he slides his hands up my arms as he takes off my shirt.
And when he runs his hands through my hair when he thinks I’m asleep.
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imposterogers · 5 years
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well...... at the very least....... the russos confirmed bruce & thor r still in love 
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beccarooni · 5 years
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We're okay
(A.N: this is very short and kind of trash because I'm mid exam season, but I wanted to post something to prove I'm not dead so here ya go!)
"Hey, hey, it's alright. You're okay." Thor kept his voice gentle, making quiet shushing noises as Hulk stomped his way onto the quinjet, clearly picking up on his somewhat less than agreeable mood. "It's over, Hulk. We won."
Hulk made a grunting noise, fingers clenching and unclenching at his sides. He knew they'd won. They always won. But that didn't make this any easier. 'Cooling off' from battle wasn't something he was particularly good at, and these days that seemed to be becoming more and more of an issue. There was nothing left to smash, nothing on the jet that he could project his leftover adrenaline at without hurting someone. Fire coursed through his veins, relentless and furious, screaming for an outlet where there was none.
He gritted his teeth, kneeling down to accept the hand that Thor was holding out. Even if he was still angry, it was better to let the puny god think otherwise. Better to give him fake calm than to worry him further.
And it worked.
Thor's face brightened in a smile, his two hands holding tightly onto Hulk's own. It was something of a comfort whenever the demigod did this, although Hulk couldn't really fathom why. Touching was still something he struggled with, but feeling Thor's hands on his own, the delicate fingers tracing patterns onto green skin, it just felt...right. Grounding, maybe. Which Banner told him was ironic because of the electricity running through the God's veins, and Hulk pretended to understand.
"It was a magnificent battle, my love. You did splendidly." Thor's soft tones, so different to his booming battle cry, brought him out of his thoughts. The demigod looked happy, at least. Bloodied, and a little bruised, but happy.
Hulk grunted his agreement, allowing Thor to lead him further into the bowels of the jet, away from the sounds of the onboard computer and the dissection of the battle, and towards the peaceful silence of what Thor told him was the cargo hold.
He didn't really understand why Thor was praising him. He always did well in battle - smashing was his thing, after all. It had been no better, or no worse, than any other performance.
Yet Thor always complimented him. Whether it was through a smile, or words, or the friendly squeeze of a hand, he thanked him.
Hulk hadn't really been thanked before.
"Are you alright?" Thor turned to him once the mechanical door shut behind them, brow creasing in an expression of worry that Hulk saw all too often.
Hulk sighed, a rough exhalation of air as he turned his face towards the floor. "Didn't get hurt. Hulk never get hurt. Too strong."
"Well, that's good to hear. But I'm not talking about that kind of hurt." Thor took a tentative step forward, carefully, he always moved so carefully, resting his hand against Hulk's arm, lightly tracing the lines of muscle beneath thick skin. "You seem upset."
Well, that certainly threw him. He was anger incarnate- of course he was upset. That was practically his job, to air the danger and emotions and do everything Banner couldn't do.
Although Banner would be better at explaining it. He knew more words, knew the different letters and sounds to press together to make something that could explain all of this.
But he did his best. He didn't want his friend to worry, after all.
"Hulk supposed to be angry. Blondie not worry about it."
Thor, for all he liked to boast about having an excellent poker face, failed to mask the frown of disbelief that flitted across his face. He opened his mouth to say something, probably planning a lecture on honour or selecting an asgardian anecdote (something he seemed to have an endless supply of), but then seemed to think better of it. Instead, he took Hulk by the hand, tugging him further towards the wall of the quinjet.
Hulk was definitely even more confused now, and this only increased when Thor sat down, and patted the space next to him expectantly.
"Come." He offered another gentle smile, adjusting himself to lean against the wall. "Sit with me."
Weird.
Blondie was being weird.
But, then again, that wasn't exactly unusual.
The tiny god was always a little bit strange. He supposed that's why he liked him. If there was something that Hulk didn't understand about the world around him, he could almost guarantee Thor didn't either. They'd spent a whole week together trying to figure out the concept of a cell phone, and even after that Thor had ditched the idea entirely, declaring birds to be a better method of communication. Hulk had no idea what he was talking about. Birds weren't for talking to. You looked at them, maybe sometimes threw bread.
In short, it would have been even more alarming if Thor has said something perfectly normal and rational.
With a heavy shrug of his shoulders, Hulk resigned himself to whatever scheme Thor had brewing in his puny head. The metal floor protested somewhat as Hulk dragged his feet over to the wall, settling down beside Thor with an exaggerated huff of annoyance.
"If it's any consolation, I understand," Thor offered after a few minutes of silence. "Battle is sometimes hard to leave. Controlling the thunder in my veins, reigning in a storm, it is no easy feat. I can imagine it's very much the same for your rage."
The wall creaked as Hulk turned his head, looking down at Thor with a curious expression. "What Thor do?"
"Hmm. Well, any number of things, really. I usually like to lay down somewhere quiet. Or train, but, we can't exactly do that on the jet."
"Jet stupid. Hulk could just walk home."
"And that would be very economical of you." Thor grinned a little, before beginning to make a move. He hummed to himself, unhooking the clasps from his shoulders and allowing the crimson fabric of his cape to fall to the ground.
"What Thor doing?" Hulk watched him carefully, as the God bundled the cape up into a ball, setting it in the crook of his lap.
"Giving you a place to rest." Thor sat back, settling himself into a more comfortable position, stifling a yawn with the back of a chainmail sleeve. "Come on. Let's get some sleep before Stark decides to throw another post-battle party."
Hulk made a disgruntled noise in the back of his throat, lowering himself slowly into the demigods lap, rough skin feeling momentarily soothed by the soft fabric touching his face.
"Puny God make good pillow."
A laugh, muted by tiredness, but with the exact level of warmth that he'd come to know followed. "Thank you."
A small worry of his own began to bubble in his gut, although he expected it was more of Banner's than his.
He turned his green eyes up to Thor briefly, watching the demigods face for any sign of discomfort.
"Hulk not crushing you?"
"No, beloved. You're fine." The blue eyes fluttered shut as Thor adjusted himself, leaning back against the wall as his hands found their way to Hulk's shoulders.
Fingers smaller than his own reached into his hair, making soothing motions against his skin. He barely suppressed a sigh of content as he turned his face further into the fabric, the sound of the thunder in Thor's veins appearing as a gentle humming sound against his ears, a quiet contrast to the screaming force it had been on the battlefield.
It was warm, here. Safe. He felt the thick knot of anger begin to unwind itself as his mind finally started to catch up with reality.
He was safe. The fight was over. Everything truly was okay.
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"Thor? Thor. Come on, wake up."
The Thunder God in question groaned as the sound of his name poked through the veil of sleep, throwing his arm over his eyes to shield them from the sunlight that streamed through the bay doors.
A hand grabbed at his wrist, and Thor finally resigned himself to the gargantuan task of opening his eyes, the faint grin of Bruce Banner greeting him.
"There he is." Bruce's eyes wrinkled in a smile as Thor pushed himself up from the wall, feeling a large number of bones cry their distress at being cramped against metal for so long.
He blinked the blurriness of sleep out of his eyes, accepting Bruce's hand up with a loud yawn. "You're wearing my cape."
"Yeah. Great pillow, even better blanket. Hulk says thank you, by the way."
"He's very welcome." Thor wound his arm around Bruce's shoulders, pressing a tired kiss onto the scientists forehead. "And so are you."
"Aw, you're cute when you're sleep deprived." Bruce chuckled, taking Thor by the hand and leading him towards the doors. "Doesn't mean you're getting this back anytime soon though."
"I never do. You do suit it, though. You should wear it more often."
"Well we can't start wearing matching clothes. We're supposed to be the cool couple."
Thor snorted into his sleeve, reaching out to adjust Bruce's glasses that had been slowly slipping down his nose since the conversation had started.
"Oh yes. The coolest."
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#but like imagine this as Thor seeing Steve and Tony #and then feeling all left out so he does the same thing to Bruce #but of course unlike Steve who is just always waiting for Tony to touch him #Bruce doesn’t even notice 
also omg this is such shit quality. someone please make this better 
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ussthunderquack · 5 years
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Favorite decks aboard each ship:
Pepperony:  Pepper being allowed to stand up for Tony, and telling Gary Stu wut’fur. 
WinterIron: The comfort/healing cuddles, rescues and arm maintenance 
IronStrange: The Cloak playing match-maker, and the romantic banter 
Stony: Tickle fics (and llikable 2012 Steve)
IronHulk: "...and HOLY SHIT BRUCE BANNER’S DICK IS INSIDE HIM!” (Actual quote from an old fic I read somewhere.) 
WinterWitch: Wanda using her telepathy to help Bucky (and Wanda getting a proper redemption arc)  
WinterGhost: Buck and Ava having a history 
Frostiron: 
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ThunderHulk: Jock with a heart of gold complimenting his bashful nerd boyfriend 
WidowHawk: Back to 2012, when everyone had a consistent character, and Nat’s romantic plotline wasn’t a goddamn roulette wheel 
WakandanSpider: Shuri and Pete mercilessly trolling Tony’s goatee off 
GalagaHart: This ship is still waiting for its maiden voyage; I’m still building it. 
GreenQuill: No fanfics required, because it’s handled perfectly in canon 
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mermaiddragon · 5 years
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for some reason, i’ve started writing Stony fanfiction. It’s called “Age of Proposals and Babies (as Tony Stark would later dictate to his diary)” on AO3.
It’s about Steve trying to propose to a very oblivious Tony who is himself trying to help Bruce and Thor with their baby project
I’m here to have fun so i don’t owe any explanation to anyone about anything
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ussstrangeiron · 5 years
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Remember what happened the last time a series had a time-travel based finale called “Endgame” that disappointed fans....
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….all the non-canon ships sank, everyone forgot about the breakout character a you’re always shitting on, and everyone accepted the canon.
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drarreckyninja · 2 years
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belated: drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of Jun 2022 [5. Frostiron]
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing: Loki x Anthony "Tony" Stark
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Estimated Age Difference(s): Tony was born in 1970, while Loki was born in 965 AD. That is a 1005-year age gap. However, Frost Giants age different than humans and have an average lifespan of 4000 years. So, in 2012 when they meet, Tony is 42, and Loki is about the equivalent of 26. A 16-year age gap.
Subship(s): Stucky [Steve x Bucky]
Phlint [Phil x Clint]
Thunderhulk [Bruce x Thor]
Spideypool [Peter x Wade]
Everstrange [Ross x Strange]
Widowshock [Natalie x Darcy]
Frostironstrange [Loki x Tony x Strange]
Amount I've Invested: several MCU films
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constant-diablerie · 6 years
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thor to bruce banner: you’re so smart and i love you
thor to the hulk: you’re so violent and i love you
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captainenjolras · 4 years
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Meanwhile, in the Banner-Odinson residence
Tony: so where’s Thor?
Bruce: oh, he’s out walking the fish
Tony: do you mean the do-
Bruce: no
Thor, waving to them through the window with a fish tank in his arms: hello!
Bonus
Nat: where’s Hulk?
Thor: he’s holding the squirrels
Nat: don’t you mean the enem-
Thor: no
Hulk, waving from the other side of the street holding five squirrels: LOOK WHAT HULK FOUND!
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adhdbanner · 4 years
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Diary Entries of Robert Bruce Banner #3
December 29th, 2019
I had to look at my phone before writing down the date. This entry could honestly cover the last 5 days, seeing as were all stuck in the post-Christmas limbo.
Christmas was good. Really fun actually. Tony had the idea of getting our kids together and have them all open Christmas presents with all of us. Tony and Pepper brought Morgan, Scott and Hope brought Cassie, and Clint brought Kate. It was...really nice. A little too loud for me, but if laughter is the loudest thing I’ll endure again, I’ll gladly accept it.
Thor and I have just been lying around the house doing nothing. Pretty sure we’ve watched 20-something movies at this point and could feed a city with the amount of takeout he’s ordered. When we aren’t vegging, Thor has been trying the new guitar and he’s got the nack for it. It brings a smile on my face to see him play.
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aleisyee · 6 years
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Thor and Bruce are the power couple we’ve been waiting for this whole time
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