Any person in MHA: so what’s your quirk?
Villain: this. *puts pineapple on pizza*
MHA:
Villain:
MHA: *screams*
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Shoto: Fuyumi, will you teach me how to drive?
Dabi: Why don't you ask me?
Natsuo: Probably because when someone pulled out in front of you, you shouted 'death to the peasant!'
Dabi:
Shoto:
Natsuo:
Dabi: Am I wrong though?
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Todoroki to himself on the first day: okay, just gotta get through these three years and make no emotion connections to anyone and make sure I get to #1
Todoroki: no problem.
.....
Todoroki a week after the sports festival feeling the slightest inkling of emotion towards midoriya: ... fuck.
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I’m weak for Winter Soldier AUs, so here’s Winter Soldier!Uraraka
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Google Gmail: help us protect you!
Bucky, tearing up: no one can protect me
Steve: Bucky, please, we've talked about this-
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Shigaraki: rest in peace, Dabi
Toga: don't you mean-
Shigaraki: No-
Toga: roast in peace, Dabi
Shigaraki:
Toga:
Shigaraki: why are you fucking like this?
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Me: *sees Dabi*
Me: wtf he’s freaky looking
My brain: he’s kinda hot tho
Me:
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look i dont know who needs to hear this;
but pls stop making the LOV hot, look this isnt good for any of us and its why we cant have bad things you guys go off and make them hot pls im begging you–
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Bakugou: Kirishima, your fly is down
Kirishima: oh! thx!
Kaminari: why you lookin' there, dude?
Bakugou: I'm gay. We've been over this.
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Bakugou: UGH! I hate people who get angry over nothing! It's so annoying!
Kirishima: Why are you attacking yourself like this?
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Peter: so if mice is the plural of mouse what about spouse?
Peter: spice?
Tony: kid, please go to sleep
Peter: blouse plural is blice
Tony: i will kick you out of my house
Peter: joke's on you, i'll just go to your other hice
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Steve: the floor is Howard Stark's parenting!
Bucky: *jumps onto Sam*
Sam: *shrieks and tries to jump onto Bucky*
Rhodey: *jumps onto table*
Clint: *hides in vents*
Bruce: *climbs counter*
Tony: *screams and flies to outer space in the Iron Man armor*
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Tony: I was pretty happy when I flew the Iron Man suit for the first time
Peter: What's that like?
Tony: Flying in the Iron Man suit or being happy?
Peter: Both
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Tony: so how's your life going?
Peter: *thinks back to 2 mins ago when he accidentally splashed Dr Pepper into his eye*
Peter: yes, and you?
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Tony: *in the afterlife* I've NEVER made a mistake!
Peter: *listening to AC/DC* I love Led Zeppelin!!
Tony:
Tony: I've made ONE mistake.
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