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Press photo of Tom Holland smiling with a comic style word bubble above his head making it look as though the post above him is a quote.

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

#depression’s been kicking my butt too hard to queue posts lately so have this instead #tom holland #reblog #not a text

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Comic excerpt of androgynous Loki. Panel shows their upper body, and green vapor seems to be coming from their body. They appear to be walking somewhere and gesturing with their right hand.

Text reads: (386): after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he’d drunk himself backward in time.

#eh this isn't the greatest #would have been funnier if I could think of a victim #maybe I'll redo it sometime #loki #loki's pranks #young avengers #tfln

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Jessica Jones (portrayed by Krysten Ritter) is smirking at a short haired person who’s back is to the camera.

Text reads: (+44): I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win

#jessica jones #krysten ritter #jessica jones (tv series) #tfln

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Comic excerpt in which Thor (right) and androgynous Loki (left) talk sit in a restaurant booth by a window. They talk calmly as Loki sips from a mug and Thor takes a massive bite out of the side of a roast chicken.

Text reads: On left: (641): I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree

On right: (1-641): What did he say?

Left: (641): He still asked if I want a home security system.

#loki #loki's pranks #thor #Original Sin: Thor & Loki the tenth realm #tfln

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Tony Stark (portrayed by Robert Downy Jr.) sits with his chin resting in one hand with a small table microphone in front of him.

Text reads: (661): What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife

#tony stark #iron man #robert downey jr #iron man 2 #tfln

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The Grandmaster (portrayed by Jeff Goldblum) sitting on a white couch, leaning forward and staring intently ahead.

Text reads: (504): How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?

#en dwi gast #the grandmaster #jeff goldblum #thor: ragnarok #tfln

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Comic excerpt where Batman looks from the ground at Superman and Supergirl floating in the air inside a cave. Supergirl is covered only by a sheet and Superman is in a casual pose with his hands behind his head.

Text reads: (215): you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off

#tw: incest #superman has a thing for his cousin #blame the silver age #it kept happening #i have receipts #the silver age has a lot to answer for #batman is concerned #I assume there's a ship name for this but I don't know it and won't be using it #superman #clark kent #kal el #supergirl #kara zor el #batman #bruce wayne #superman/batman: the supergirl from krypton #tfln

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Luke Cage (portrayed by Mike Colter) has his arm around Claire Temple (portrayed by Rosario Dawson), who is leaning in to him. Luke Cage is giving a thumbs up, and both are smiling.

Text reads: (425): couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school

#why does this look exactly like an endorsement for a nursing school someone forgot to check? #luke cage #claire temple #mike colter #rosario dawson #the defenders (tv series) #tfln

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Peter Parker (portrayed by Tom Holland) in his spiderman outfit, but without the mask, spiderman crawls upside down along a ceiling past a half dome light.

Text reads: (478): This is not my ceiling

#peter parker #spiderman #tom holland #spider man: homecoming #tfln

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First panel shows Barry Allen as the Flash (portrayed by Grant Gustin). Second panel shows time remnant Barry Allen as Savitar (also portrayed by Grant Gustin)

Text in first panel reads: (760): Do you need to be saved?

Second panel: (847): No I think I’m God

#barry allen #the flash #savitar #grant gustin #savitar's god complex #the flash (tv series)

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Thor (portrayed by Chris Hemsworth) looks at something off to the side of the camera. His stance suggests he is just standing up.

Text Reads: (546): Just did shrooms. Don’t feel shit! Wasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing’s happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.

#reminder that historical vikings did shrooms #thor #chris hemsworth #thor: ragnarok #tfln

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Foggy Nelson (portrayed by Elden Henson) in his college days, with extra long hair and goatee, sits on his bed in his dorm room, his eyes cast downwards.

Text reads: (804): Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it’s Tuesday and i’m drunk at Toy Story 3.

#foggy nelson #elden henson #daredevil (tv series)

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Tony Stark (portrayed by Robert Downey Jr) is standing next to Peter Parker (portrayed by Tom Holland). Tony has his hand on Peter’s shoulder and both have expressions which could either be confusion or concern.

Text reads: (678): You left me a really long voicemail saying, “Hey, it’s meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.” and the rest is just loud laughter

#who's speaking? #honestly i'm not sure #could be either #tony stark #iron man #robert downey jr #peter parker #spiderman #tom holland #iron dad and spider son #spider man: homecoming #tfln

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Comic excerpt in which Barbara Gordon, Jason Todd, Tim Drake Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne and Bruce Wayne are gathered in the Batcave as Batgirl, Red Hood, Red Robin, Nightwing, Robin, and Batman respectively. Batman is sitting on a cot and is not wearing his cowl. There is a block of text above Damian who is addressing Bruce and gesturing at the other members of the Batfamily. Barbara, Tim, and Dick are facing Bruce while Jason is leaning against a wall with his arms folded apart from the rest of the group.

Text reads: (570): Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now

#barbara gordon #batgirl #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #bruce wayne #batman #batdad #batfamily #batman 15 #tfln

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Comic excerpt in which Dick Grayson, dressed in his agent 37 attire, addresses a person who we cannot fully see. His expression is serious and both hands are clasped in front of his chest.

Text reads: (740): He kept starring at my ass and repeating “It’s Just a beautiful piece of artwork.”

#dick grayson #agent 37 #dick grayson's butt #yep that gets a tag #I see it coming up a lot #it's kind of a Thing #Grayson #tfln

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The Grandmaster (portrayed by Jeff Goldblum) stands face to face about a foot apart from masculine Loki (portrayed by Tom Hiddleston) in front of a colorful background.

Text reads: (508): They were so slutty we had to play “rarely have I ever.”

#don't make me bring up the horse #the grandmaster #en dwi gast #jeff goldblum #loki #tom hiddleston #correct pronoun bonus! #frostmaster #thor: ragnarok #tfln

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Jessica Jones (portrayed by Krysten Ritter) looks into the camera infront of a blurred background.

Text reads: (757): I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 ‘customer asshole fee’. I have no grounds to dispute it.

#jessica jones #krysten ritter #jessica jones (tv series) #tfln