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hi guys! i want to create a group chat (whatsapp) to discuss sjm theories, crescent city and possible spoilers since hofas is around the corner. if you want to join in let me know!!

#crescent city #sjm #elriel #elain archeron #acotar #sarah j maas #azriel #hofas #house of flame and shadow #bryce quinlan

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literally everyone: you're violent.

amren: yeah but i'm also short and that's adorable.

#incorrect quotes #sarah j maas #amren #acotar

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Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say "I am looking you in the eye"

— Cassian's advice that no one asked for.

#sarah j maas #incorrect quotes #cassian #acotar #cassian x nesta

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Hunt: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.

Bryce: you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

#incorrect quotes #sarah j maas #bryce x hunt #hunt athalar #bryce quinlan #crescent city #cc

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Varian: we both look great tonight.

Amren: if you said "you look great tonight" i would've said it back.

Varian: i couldn't take that risk.

#incorrect quotes #acotar #amren #amren x varian #varian #a court of thorns and roses #sarah j maas

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Rowan: did you just referred to the knife as a "people-opener"?

Aelin: should i not have?

#sarah j maas #incorrect quotes #aelin fireheart #rowan x aelin #aelin #aelin galythinius #rowan whitethorn #rowan #throne of glass #tog

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Cassian: don't you fucking die

Nesta: don't tell me what to do

#incorrect quotes #sarah j maas #sjm #sjmaas #acotar #nesta x cassian #cassian x nesta #nesta #nesta acotar #cassian #cassian x azriel

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Police: what are your names?

Bryce: don't tell them, Hunt.

Police: Hunt

Hunt: nice job, Bryce.

Police: so Hunt and Bryce.

Bryce and Hunt: shit

#incorrect quotes #sarah j maas #sjm #sjmaas #crescent city #bryce x hunt #bryce quinlan #hunt athalar

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Nesta: if i get married i'm going to refer to my husband as "my first husband" to remind him that he's easy to replace.

#acotar #sarah j maas #a court of thorns and roses #acosf #a court of wings and ruin #a court of frost and starlight #acomaf #nesta acotar #nesta x cassian #sjm #incorrect quotes #sjmaas

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Sam:

Celaena: you got me flowers. Or as i like to call them, poor people jewelry.

#sarah j maas #celaena sardothien #incorrect quotes #sjmaas #sjm #throne of glass #tog #sam cortland #sam x celaena #aelin galythinius #aelin fireheart #aelin

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Aelin: i'm the most responsible in this couple.

Rowan: you just set an entire city on fire.

Aelin: yeah, and i take full responsibility for that.

#incorrect quotes #sarah j maas #sjm #sjmaas #throne of glass #tog #aelin #rowan x aelin #rowan #rowan whitethorn #aelin galythinius #aelin fireheart #celaena #celaena sardothien

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Aedion: there's three ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way and the Aelin way.

Rowan: isn't that the wrong way?

Aedion: yeah, but much faster.

#incorrect quotes #sarah j maas #sjm #sjmaas #tog #aedion #rowan x aedion #aedion ashryver #aedion x aelin #rowan whitethorn #rowan x aelin #rowan #aelin of the wildfire #aelin fireheart #aelin galythinius #aelin #throne of glass

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Mor: I'm a lesbiab.

Mor: lesbiam.

Mor: les bien.

Feyre: it's okay, take your time.

Mor: girls.

#incorrect quotes #sarah j maas #sjm #sjmaas #acotar #high lady feyre #feyre #feyre darling #feyre acotar #mor #morrigan

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Hunt: go fuck yourself!

Bryce: fuck me yourself you coward!

#incorrect quotes #sarah j maas #sjm #sjmaas #cc #crescent city #bryce quinlan #bryce x hunt #hunt #hunt athalar

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ACOWAR BUT SUMMARIZED

Feyre: look, I told you again and again, I have no interest in you and you don't have any chance. And yet you keep thinking that I'm interested in you and you have a chance.

Tamlin: wait, did you just say you're interested in me and I have a chance?

#sarah j maas #incorrect quotes #sjmaas #acotar #acowar #acomaf #feyre x tamlin #tamlin #feyre #high lady feyre #rhys x feyre #feyre darling

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Mor: how was the honeymoon?

Feyre: Rhys got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire while yelling "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

#incorrect quotes #sarah j maas #sjm #sjmaas #acotar #rhys x feyre #feyre #feyre darling #high lady feyre #feyre archeron #rhysand #rhys acotar #rhys #acowar #acomaf #mor #morrigan

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Azriel: why are you avoiding Nesta?

Cassian: I'm playing hard to get.

Azriel: why would you do that? You're already hard enough to want.

#sjm fandom #sjmaas #sarah j maas #sjm #incorrect quotes #acotar #acomaf #acowar #azriel #cassian #cassian x azriel #cassian x nesta #nessian