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Della: My children's diet is entirely organic.

Grady: that's cool. When Sophie eats, which happens almost never, she eats candy only.

#kotlc fandom #Kotlc #sophie kotlc #kotlc sophie #sophie foster #grady ruewen #edaline ruewen #Grady kotlc #della vacker #Della kotlc #alden vacker #kotlc fitz #fitz vacker #kotlc biana #biana vacker #alvar vacker #keefe kotlc #kotlc keefe #keefe sencen

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The seven imprisoned with blocked mouths:

Percy:hmm?

Jason: hmmm…

Piper: hmm! hmm, hmmmm!

Hazel: hmm: hmmm, hmmm, hmmm.

Frank: hmmm.

Leo: hm-m-m-m-m-m!!

Annabeth: hmmmm… hm!

*Attack*

Some monster/random enemy before dying: what the fuck just happened?

#pjo fandom #percy pjo #annabeth chase #percy jackson #camp half blood #piper mclean #percybeth #jason grace #leo valdez #frank zhang #hazel levesque #the seven #hoo #heros of olympus #Heros of the olympus #frazel #rachel elizabeth dare #clarisse la rue #reyna avila ramirez arellano #nico di angelo #will solace #coach hedge #rick riordan #incorrect riordanverse #riordanverse

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I would pay so much money for a piece of paper by JK rowling that will say: " just kidding! The last scene in the Harry Potter series was a joke! Harry's children have reasonable names, and definitely no one named Albus Severus Potter.

Sincerely, Joanne Rowling.

P.s. I don't know why I said that dumbeldore is the first gay in the series when Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are both very gay and were a couple in 1978. I'm sorry.

#Harry potter #fuck jkr #jk rowling #albus potter #albus severus potter #albus dumbledore #ginny weasley #sirius black #remus lupin #remus x sirius #wolfstar #the marauders #minerva mcgonagall #hogwarts

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At Percbeth wedding lots of monsters had gathered together close to the beach where they had the party because the monsters smalled all the greek, roman, norse demigods and the egyptian magicians, and the monsters thought that they could attack by surprise but when the the demigods and magicians saw them none of them moved, they just looked at the monsters dead in the eye, and the monsters slowly turned around and left.

#pjo fandom #percy pjo #annabeth chase #percy jackson #camp half blood #piper mclean #percybeth #hermione granger #jason grace #percy and annabeth #percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #rick riordan

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Love their shoes!!! they are ready to fight in their pygmies!!!

Getting back into colored pencils after 6 years

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It's like saying that you're a child of Afrodite because you're pretty

It's like saying that you're a child of Hestia because you like to stay at home

It's like saying that you're a child of Apollo because you like music

It's like saying that you're a child of Hermes because you like to travel

It's like saying that you're a child of Ares because you like fight with people a lot

It's like saying that you're a child of Demeter because you like gardening

It's like saying that you're a child of Dionysus because you like parties

It's like saying that you're a child of Hephaestus because you like art

By the way, saying that you're a child of Artemis is just stupid.

I really need people to stop saying that they are A cHiLd oF AthEna just because they like to read. Athena, the goddess of wisdom, warfare, handicraft and even olives! NOT just books! saying that you're a child of Athena because you like books is like saying you're a child of Athena because you like olive oil!

#greek gods #The olimpians #the olympians

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I really need people to stop saying that they are A cHiLd oF AthEna just because they like to read. Athena, the goddess of wisdom, warfare, handicraft and even olives! NOT just books! saying that you're a child of Athena because you like books is like saying you're a child of Athena because you like olive oil!

#athena #pjo fandom #annabeth chase #percy jackson #percy pjo #camp half blood #percybeth #greek mythology #goddess #greek gods

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Since the gods follow the west, Athena’s owl could very well be the Duolingo owl

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Dumbledore: honestly Mini. I don't know if I'm doing the right thing.

Dumbledore:

Dumbledore:

Dumbledore: you're just a normal cat, aren't you?

Cat: meow.

#albus dumbledore #hogwarts #harry potter #minerva mcgonagall #professor mcgonagall

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Lupin: I'm a werewolf.

Dumbledore: Hired. On the spot.

Snape: Albus, please-

Dumbledore: All we need now is a Franktnstein.

#harry potter #Harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban #albus dumbledore #remus lupin #severus snape #professor snape #hogwarts professors

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the woman who’s parents died in a plane crush before she even met Poseidon.

the woman who helped her son fight in multiple wars, physically and mentally.

the woman who went through childbirth, TWICE, and is still confident and is glowing.

This woman might not be real, but she is my role model for life since I was a 12 years old girl. Of course I wanted to be like Percy or Annabeth, but not as much as I want to be as AMAZING as Sally fucking Jackson.

this post goes out to sally fucking jackson

the woman who stayed in an abusive relationship for years to keep her son safe.

the woman who survived a minotaur attack and the underworld.

the woman who ate a primarily blue diet out of pure spite.

the woman who turned her abusive husband into a statue and sold him for a fortune.

the woman who was offered, by poseidon, a palace under the sea if she wished.

the woman who picked up a shotgun from a police car, used it against a laistrygonian giant, and when asked when she learned how to use it, responded “just now”.

a woman who, without notice, was met by a newly-human god and his twelve year old master and, without batting an eye, offered them food and clothing.

a woman who is a mother above all mothers.

i love sally jackson.

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Someone: so, Percy was your leader in more than one battle.

Camp Half Blood: yeah.

Someone: he must be a great commander and strategist if you followed him through all this.

CHB: I mean, yeah, but also in most battles he'd just yell "FIGHT" and then he would fight.

Someone: so why are you letting him be in charge?

CHB: well, he has Annabeth. She is an amazing commander and strategist.

CHB, muttering: and he is HOT

#pjo fandom #percy pjo #annabeth chase #percy jackson #camp half blood #percybeth #percy and annabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #percabeth #rick riordan #incorrect riordanverse #riordanverse

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Magnus: so, do I have a girlfriend or a boyfriend today?

Alex: since you ate the last slice of pizza last night, today you have an enemy

P.s. I know that Magnus can tell, but it just fits perfectly

#magnus chase #pjo fandom #rick riordan #alex fierro #uncle rick #genderfluid

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Chiron: so, how are the kids?

Coach Hedge: well, Piper had been living on one packet of Cheetos and 58 red bulls for the last week, Frank keeps using windows as doors, Nico is plotting Jason's murder because he ate the last poptart, I caught Percy and Annabeth almost two feet too close to eachother, Reyna tried to throw Leo of Argo 2 more then once because he called her RARA, and my fucking tv stopped working!

Chiron, very tired: well that sounds great.

Chiron: wait… what about Hazel?

Coach Hedge: oh, Hazel is great, she's in her room learning how to knit.

#that's what happens when you put nine teenagers on one ship #Nico is plotting murder because of a poptart makes so much sence #Percy accidentally fall and annabeth had to catch him #coach hedge #pjo fandom #percy pjo #annabeth chase #percy jackson #camp half blood #chiron #piper mclean #frank zhang #jason grace #percybeth #hazel levesque #nico di angelo #reyna avila ramirez arellano #RARA

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Hogwarts BUT MAKE IT GAY:

Harry and Draco

Ginny and Luna

Hermione is asexual

Dean and Seamus

#harry potter #hermione granger #draco malfoy #ginny weasley #luna lovegood #ron weasley #asexual #drarry #harry x draco #ginny x luna #asexual headcanons #gay #queer #mxm #wxw #seamus finnigan #dean thomas

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Piper: I can look cute and kill you at the same time!

Rachel got her blue hairbrush upgraded and bought some things to the Aphrodite cabin

#piper mclean #pjo fandom #percy pjo #annabeth chase #percy jackson #persassy #afrodita #cabin 10 #camp half blood #rachel elizabeth dare