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whendidmythoughtsgocrazy · 1 month

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If hurting me does not hurt you, you don’t love me. You’re using me.

k.b // by jerry flowers jr

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dessertgeek · 6 months

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The Twitter Mari Lwyd saga (2019 - part two)

Since people seem to be happy that I'm copying over the Mari Lwyd sagas, have another transcription! This is for the second round of 2019, between @seananmcguire and @kbspangler. Part one is here, the source to this round starts here.

(Seriously, these aren't mine, they're the property of @seananmcguire, @tkingfisher, + @kbspangler, I'm just transcribing so extra records exist. Support their works!)

That being said, if anyone can find the 2020 Twitter thread, can you send me a link so I can transcribe it (or transcribe it and link me)? It has been found! Thanks to @dor-min for finding the thread, it's going to take me a bit to transcribe.

CWs for food, alcohol, and caps.

K.B.: SO YOU SAY YOU WANT A BATTLE? YOU'RE BRINGING NAUGHT BUT PRATTLE TO THIS FESTIVE DAY WE DESIGNATE WITH LIGHTS AND FOOD TO CELEBRATE THE SOLSTICE, DEAR, WITH ME AND MINE AND YOU AND YOURS AND HIS AND HERS AND THEIRS AND OURS A BREAKING DAY A FRESH NEW YEAR WE CALL SPRING UP AGAIN

Seanan: WE'RE PAST THE LONGEST NIGHT AND I'M ITCHING FOR A FIGHT IF YOU'RE COLD, WE'RE COLD, SO LET US IN. WE HEARD YOUR LARDER'S STOCKED, SO GET READY TO GET ROCKED THIS TALE'S OFTEN TOLD WE ALWAYS WIN.

K.B.: YOU SAY YOU'LL FIGHT THIS GARDNER'S MIGHT?! THE GROUND IS COLD MY PLANTS ASLEEP I'VE GOT ENOUGH STRESS TO PUNCH A SHEEP I AM WIGGING TO GO DIGGING AND HERE YOU COME TO STEAL MY PLUMS?

Seanan: I DON'T WANT YOUR PLUMS THE MARI LWYD COMES TO SAMPLE YOUR CHEESE AND YOUR BOOZE. YOUR GARDEN IS SLEEPING SO WHY ARE YOU KEEPING A SENTRY POST YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE? COME WASSAIL WITH US. THERE'S NO NEED TO FUSS. THERE'S NO SHAME IN CHOOSING TO LOSE.

K.B.: I'M NOT YET CONVINCED A DEAD HORSE HAS ENVINCED THE SPIRIT OF THIS WINTER'S PAST CAN YOU SWEETEN THE DEAL WITH A CAROLING PEAL? THEN MY GARDEN WILL HAVE TO HOLD FAST

Seanan: WE ARE NOT RETREATIN' THIS HORSE WON'T BE BEATEN, IT A BATTLE OF HOOVES VERSUS HANDS. THE JINGLE OF BELLS IS A SOUND THAT FORETELLS OUR CONQUEST OF ALL OF THESE LANDS.

K.B.: THEN I GOTTA SAY NO SORRY, CAN'T GO YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE HORSE AND ALL BUT MY HOUSE IS QUITE HAUNTED AND I AM UNDAUNTED BY YET ONE MORE SPECTRAL ODDBALL

Seanan: IT'S NOT REALLY RESPECTFUL TO SAY THAT I'M SPECTRAL. I'M CORPOREAL AS A GIRL COMES. YOU CAN PURCHASE MORE CHEESE SO JUST GIVE ME THESE. DON'T FORCE ME TO BREAK OUT THE DRUMS.

K.B.: (My parents are about to arrive so)

FINE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BIRD, DOG, OR MARE ON THIS DAY WE'RE SUPPOSED TO EMPLOY THE LOVE OF THE SEASON SO HERE, HAVE SOME CHEESE IN PRECUT SIXTY-FOUR SLICES OF JOY

Seanan: DESPITE THIS GRAVE LOSS, YOU'RE A SHEPHERD TO MOSS, AND I AM A CHILD OF THE GRAVE. SO I'LL GO NOW IN PEACE, AND I WON'T BREAK YOUR LEASE, THOUGH YOU DIDN'T ASK ME TO BEHAVE.

K.B.:

[Alt ID: A small Black child in a crowd. The child takes off his black baseball cap as if to say "I tip my hat to you dear sir," which has RE2PECT embroidered on it in white thread.]

#Mari Lwyd #Seanan McGuire #K.B. Spangler #Twitter history and lore #Getting the meter right this round was neat #You both did such a great job weaving in your styles #I am so not transcribing another tomorrow though #These take a bit to confirm meter and that nothing is missing #But it is nice to have a non-Twitter copy in the world now #food #food cw #alcohol #Mari Lwyd Project

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wordswithloveee · 22 days

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paraskao · 4 days

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stole my buddy’s gloves and got a rainbow worm. came to a conclusion that kaz brekker would’ve loved this thing. pulling the string to make it move. the illusion. the grace. the speed.

#cringefail loser k.b.#six of worms #six of crows #kaz brekker #soc #dirtyhands #shadow and bone

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notoriousmasc · 2 years

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acoff (acofaf?? whatever) is FEEDING ME the first three intros fulfilled SO many of my niches (backstory appearance overhaul, cute small girl with secrets, large fuzzy polite man)

heres some design interpretation 😌

#a court of fey and flowers #acofaf #acoff #andhera #gwyndolin thistle hop #kb hob #k.b. hob #art

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thepetcares · 13 days

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Mission: Impossible - Kitty Edition! 🐱💨

More like this

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highwehyrat · 9 months

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NSFW

If Katsuki Bakugo is anything at all it's possessive.

Normal weekend afternoon except this time your husband is off from work for once and is watching TV in the living room. You're fresh from the shower and adorned with an oversized shirt and undergarments.

You find your husband seated on the sofa in deep concentration as he is watching Impossible. Feeling a little attention starved you gently flopped yourself onto his man-spread thighs. This immediately rips his attention from the television and onto you. Your flopping movement caused the oversized shirt to flip open revealing your ass and back to him.

A mischievous smirk snuck it's way to his face as he prepped his hand to smack the bread presented to him. His smirk died as quick as it was birthed when he noticed the name Kelvin Clain on your undergarment. A frown perched itself onto his eyebrows and caused him to bring the shirt down and cover you up.

You felt it was quite odd for Katsuki to not respond with full force sexually charged energy to your exposed behind but you self concluded by assuming he was very much invested in the TV show.

Two or so weeks pass and you notice Katsuki has been acting quite strange lately. He's been back and forth with his designers of late which is unusual around this time cause they weren't any events coming up. You did ask about it but he'd always divert the situation elsewhere.

One fateful day after a nice long soak in the tub you made your way into your shared bedroom to change into before going to sleep. When you entered the room you switched on the lights to further illuminate the moon lit room. Your soul nearly divorced your body when you saw your husband sitting cross legged on the bed with a box situated in between his legs.

He handed you the box to which you gingerly opened as you calmed down from your fright. Inside the box was torn, tattered, blown up pieces of Clevin Kelin undergarments that released a smoky smell. Your lower jaw hung open and your brow quivered, "Why the hell would he blow up your favourite underwear?" you thought to yourself.

If this was some sort of kink he had developed you sure as hell weren't going to entertain it.

"Are you high?!" You asked him as you placed the back of your hand onto his forehead, in hopes it would be hot and immediately explain his outlandish actions.

He silently pulled out another box from behind him and gave it to you. This box was bigger than the previous one he had given you. You gave him a narrowed look and pouted. " Katsuki I swear if these are my shoes, you and I are gonna settle this Montgomery Brawl style,".

"Just open it" he grumbled. You inhaled slowly and opened the box. You pulled out an assortment of lingerie and undergarments from the box, your jaw hung even lower when you noticed the Katsuki Bakugo embroidered in the finest silk threads along the hems and waistbands of the clothing items.

"Pick your favourite and put it on," he said lowly .

So this is what he was up to this entire time. Where you shocked, not entirely, you were more dumbfounded by how low his possessiveness could stoop. " Before I forget to mention, it's an exclusive line just for you." You chuckled quietly as you put on your new clothing items.

You playfully modelled the outfit for him and blew him kisses as strutted across the room. His eyes darkened with hunger and to sum it up resulted in you having to call sick from work the following day.

#bnha headcanons #bnha bakugou #bnha #bnha fanfiction #bakugo #mha #mha headcanons #katsuki #mha x y/n #possessive #you look good in that exclusive K.B ish #tailor made exactly to suit your body #Katsuki is a big baby #you end up having to replace the lingerie often cause he has a bad habit of ripping it off you #he really said #rip me out the plastic I've been acting brand new

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lgbtqreads · 1 year

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Fave Five: Queer Adult Space Opera Series, Part I

The Farian War by K.B. Wagers Winter’s Orbit by Everina Maxwell The Salvagers and The Starmetal Symphony by Alex White The First Sister by Linden A. Lewis Teixcalaan by Arkady Martine

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#Alex White #Arkady Martine #K.B. Wagers #Linden A. Lewis #Sci-Fi #Space Opera #Teixcalaan #The First Sister #The Salvagers

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whendidmythoughtsgocrazy · 19 days

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Sometimes, it isn’t the one who takes your breath away, it’s the one that reminds you to breathe.

k.b. // by jennifer johnson

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kuraikyu · 9 months

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I kept this micro-indulgence saved at the bottom of my draft stock and it needs out now. The way Geto's playlist would include a good mixture of hard rock, death metal, and then HEAVY ritualistic Hindu/oriental tunes, & Japanese folk. Chill-out meditation music for night scenery encompassing various styles nests here too. Also, it's pretty much self-explanatory that 80s/90s hits ghostly parade through his list as well because, well, he's a 90s kid, with absolute disfavor for country. And then ... there's Kill Bill music (*which he listens to whenever he goes to solve some serious business). Taste and music is an intimate matter for him; because the period of musical bands is linked to his awakening pansexuality which he held in denial until the last but one year before leaving Tech. If you ask him what's his favorite band there's a 50% chance he won't answer but if you're lucky - he'll reveal only one band and that is 'KISS', maybe even mentions his favorite track from them and that is: 'I was made for loving you baby'.

#{ And neither I can log-in on Geto blog and do drafts without listening to K.B .}#{ Out of his traditional attire and beliefs he's such a metal-head. }#{ You know if he approaches you and there is inserted K.B music -> R U N.~ }#headcanons ;#mini ;#headcanonish ;#{ If you want him to go crazy lock him in a room and turn on country; he'll SCREAM. Daryl/Negan = easy street; if you know what that means #bonus points for you. This is a manual for Yaga when he went on about'exorcise-curse-known-as-Suguru-Geto'. }#muse ; geto / headcanons.

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