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ohcrumbz · 2 years

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Ok Ok I know this is short but just a small genshin sagau brainrot i got for you all

✎ Ok but imagine when reader gets teleported to genshin, everybody is awaiting for their arrival for a elegant being to walk into their cities. But instead reader is the most confused and awkward person you could lay your eyes on.

✎ Reader may of played the game but once there in it their beyond confused about everything in tevyat. Aether could be the first person to find them for example and he could be complimenting them on everything only for reader to stare at him with the most puzzled expression

✎ “Your Grace! You guided me to finding my sister Lumine you were with me throughout my entire journey. Please, let me guide you to Mondstadt its the least i could do” Even after Aether’s whole speech you still could stand there and say “what’s a lumine?”

✎ Imagine just a terrified reader running for their life away from their devoted followers scrambling to find a phone. “911 hello I need police theres a group of crazy cosplayers chasing me down I don’t know what they want from me and-” “Your Grace!” “They keep calling me your grace I don’t know just call the entire swat team or something like that or- OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE WEAPONS SEND THE ENTIRE MILITARY HELP PLEASE”

✎ Reader could be hiding in a shack trying to catch their breathe in the middle of absolute nowhere they’re convinced their safe only for all the archons to completely tear the door down with the rest of your beloved acolyte behind them.

✎ “Never thought there would be a day I’m hiding in a shed from a group of some insane crazy cosplayers. I mean I’m just trying to get some good sleep and- OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE BROKEN THE DOOR. HOW DID THEY FIND ME WHAT SORT OF GOOGLE MAP ARE YOU GUYS USING???”

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin sagau #genshin self aware #x reader #self aware!au #self aware genshin #✧.* crumbz's writes #✧.* crumbz's talks #ramble #brainrot #genshin brainrot #archons #tw: yandere #is this yandere???

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lady-delamort · 2 years

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Day 4: Roommates 💕📚

Day 3 ———- Day 5, 6 and 7

She was good at English, and he was good at calculations.

For this day I was inspired by chapter 4 of Some_Cookie_Crumbz's participation in the story "A Dovely Romance" which is her participation for this week. Cookie always writes super soft and lovely things Huwumi, and this writing was no exception.

It gave me so much tenderness how Keigo and Fuyumi supported each other in their improvised coexistence that I said that I had to do something to them, so I take advantage of this day.

I hope you like it, @some-cookie-crumbz ✨💕! I did it with love!

I took a bit of liberties with Keigo's design, I love seeing him with a ponytail, so I let myself go a bit.

@huwumi-events

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some-cookie-crumbz · 5 years

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Heya crumbz, I actually had more of a fluffy kidge request if that's okay! Keith is obvs a huge softie (hiding inside a toughie), and you write softie Keith so well 😭 Could I request Keith maybe reflecting on memories of his father/thinking about the father he wants to be as he's watching his first baby being born? I feel like this would be a huge moment for him, because it's the start of his own family.

YOU’VE DONE SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP!!! SOFT, SAPPY DADDY!KEEF IS ONE OF MY BIGGEST WEAKNESSES, ANON!!!! AND ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LIKING HOW I WRITE HIM!!! I’m so happy that I’m able to write the character believably and enjoyably!!!! xD

For months, Keith had been turning thoughts over in hishead, waiting for this moment to arrive. And now, as his shaky hands grippedthe little steel scissors to snip the cord, the room filled with the sounds ofnewborn wailing, a part of him felt like he hadn’t prepared nearly enough forit.

When Pidge announced she was pregnant, he’d been thrilled. Hemade time to go to every doctor’s appointment, eager to see how their baby grewand developed. He got misty-eyed at the first ultra sound where they could seethe shape of a new life taking form. As the pregnancy continued, he pushedPidge to take more time to rest and relax, taking to maintaining the household onhis own. He didn’t want her to overexert herself, after all. And as the dayswent by, his mind turned over what it was going to be like; or, rather, what hewas going to be like as a father.

The idea of a family was one that he’d always dreamed about,for as long as he could remember. Joining Team Voltron gave him a family thathe could rely on, but there was a part of him that still wanted one to call allhis; a life with a partner who loved him as much as he loved them, a few kidsand a happy life all together. He still remembered the moments with his ownfather, for the few years that they’d had, and how those memories were ones heclutched to in his darkest and hardest moments.

He remembered how, even with how rambunctious Keith couldbe, his dad was always patient with him. He could only recall one time his dadhad yelled at him, but it had been for good reason. Keith, almost five years oldand feeling rebellious as ever, had squirmed his hand free of his dad’s andtaken off running across a crowded supermarket parking lot. “Keith, stop!” Hisdad had bellowed, his voice as loud and jarring as thunder during a storm, thatit caused him to freeze up immediately.

A car had rushed by, so close the wind current from itnearly toppled his dazed little form over, but then he’d been scooped up andspoken to in a much softer voice.

That was how his dad approached everything; with patienceand kindness, since it worked better with Keith. Keith, looking back, knew hewas a temperamental and difficult child. He saw how his antisocial behavior hadnegatively affected his dad just as much it had to Keith himself. His dad,however, had never once shoved these facts into Keith’s face. He’d nevershouted or yelled or hit Keith in frustration. No, he always stayed calm andused a delicate voice. And if Keith himself was feeling volatile and flusteredabout a situation, his dad would take the time to calm him down before theytalked about the problem.

He had loved how there were points where he could just joinhis dad as he worked on something and start pestering him questions about thisor that.

That was the kind of father Keith knew he wanted to be themoment Pidge told him she was pregnant. But now that she was here? I wasn’tsure he’d prepared himself for parenthood enough.

A small giggle came from beside him and he jumped just abit, the warm hand of the middle-aged nurse settling over his hand. “Slow andsteady now, okay?” She said, voice soothing and soft. He swallowed and nodded,moving the scissors through carefully. With the cord cut, the doctor and othernurses moved to finish getting the squalling newborn cleaned up and swaddled.

He stepped back to join Pidge again, sliding one hand underher back while offering the other to her, offering to help her sit up a bitbetter. She was still flushed and breathing heavy, but her eyes were brightwith tired excitement, taking his help and looking over to where they could seethe medical team working. The nurse from before approached them after a moment,carrying their daughter bundled up in a little blanket, the infant stillletting out little cries of protest and distress. Keith let Pidge’s hand slipaway as she moved to hold her arms out to take her. “You’ll want to make sureto support her head. She won’t have the best head control for a few weeks,” Thenurse advised as she helped Pidge cradle the newborn in the crook of her arm.

“Hello there, troublemaker,” Pidge cooed, her voice takingon the soft and delicate note he’d only heard a handful of times himself. Shecarefully pressed their daughter into her chest, leaning back into the pillowsand smoothing her hand along her back. She pressed a small kiss to the wisps ofdark hair along the top of the infant’s head before looking over at Keith witha huge, satisfied grin.

He smiled back as the nurse politely excused herself,promising the two of them that a specialist would pop in to go over the endsand outs of what they needed to know with them once they’d a bit of down time.As they waited, she calmed down, her little wails slowly tapering off, staringaround at everything with big and curious eyes. Keith reached out and gentlystroked one of her plush cheeks with a thumb. “Amber,” He said softly.

“Huh?” Pidge hummed, perking up and looking at him.

“She’s got your eyes,” He mused without lifting his gaze,hoping that would be a good enough explanation.

“Amber… I like it,” Pidge said, cutting her sentence off abit at the end with a yawn.

He looked up at her. “Do you want to take a little nap whilewe wait? I can hold her,” He offered.

She perked up and nodded, carefully shifting. “You haven’thad the chance to hold her yet, have you?” She asked.

He shook his head as he rose and leaned over, carefullylifting her. Amber only let out one small cry as she was moved, when she was inthe open air, but seemed to be content once Keith had her cradled against hischest. He paused to press a quick peck to Pidge’s forehead before slipping backinto the chair beside her bed.

It didn’t take very long for Pidge, exhausted from a mix ofthe labor and lack of sleep she’d had in the last few hours, to pass out. Hewatched her doze off before looking back down at Amber, her bright eyes stilllooking around curiously. “Everything’s so new and interesting to you, isn’tit?” He chuckled. Her shifted to focus on him, blinking slowly before lettingout a small noise that almost sounded like a squeak. “Don’t worry, soon enoughyou’ll be big enough to interact with all the cool stuff in the world. Just needto get a little bigger, first.” He mused, reaching down with one hand tolightly poke her on the nose.

She stared at the offending finger for a moment and, as hemoved to pull his hand away, she reached out and set one chubby little hand onhis finger.

He could feel his heart skip a beat in his chest beforemelting. He shifted, gently curling his finger so he could stroke the top ofher hand with his thumb. A part of him realized then, in that hospital room,that he’d give anything to keep the small bundle in his arms safe. It wasdifferent than the passion that drove him in his younger years; a passion thatcame from his own moral beliefs and dedication to his responsibilities as aPaladin. This was something that burned twice as bright inside of him, but in away so different that he wasn’t sure he could put his finger on it.

It was reminiscent of how he’d felt when he realized he wasin love with Pidge, but it was still something entirely new. It almost feltlike something was finally settled inside of him, as if her being here finallygave him some kind of purpose he’d never known he’d wanted. “I wonder if thiswas how my dad felt, when he held me?” He mumbled softly, a dull ache hittinghim at the thought.

There were so many things he’d always wanted to ask his dad,but never had the chance. But, somehow, he almost felt like he could feel hisdad there with him, reassuring him.

Amber didn’t answer him. Instead, her gaze just flitteredbetween his face and his thumb.

He smiled and leaned down, gently pressing a kiss to herlittle nose. “I love you already, and I always will. I’m always going toprotect you, Amber,” He whispered.

#crumbles grumbles #Keidge #Kidge #Peith #Kidgemas #my fics #Keith would be the Soft Serve Ice Cream of Daddies #And anyone that disagrees can fight me in a Denny's parking lot.

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spookenstein · 6 years

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Character Meme

@some-cookie-crumbz tagged me in this like an asshole like a week ago (j/k) but I was busy finishing a summer course for college. I gotta pick my favorite characters from 10 different fandumbs so this will be fun.

I’m really inactive on here so the only people I know who may do it are @space-exeggutor, @waytootired, and my horrible husbando @newgroundsguru. I’m doing this in no particular order.

Also this post may contain decades old spoilers so you know read at your own risk, all 5 of you out there in Tumblr land.

Luke Fon Fabre (Tales of the Abyss)

It’s hard not to like a character who causes so many people to drop the game within the first 10 hours because they find him so unbearable - never getting into the meat and potatoes of his character. While I hate that he loses a bit of his asshole-ish ways, but the combination of killing an entire town of people and the big plot twist (he’s a clone, and he’s been alive 7 years) it makes sense. He’s both figuratively and literally a child mentally - as he was raised to be a brat in the sort time he’s been around. Watching Luke strive to become better, come to terms with who he is and his own worth, and just bonding with the rest of the cast really makes it worth while.

Kuron (then Takashi Shirogane aka Shiro) (Voltron: The Legendary Defender)

Prior to season 3, while I enjoyed Shiro - he really started sticking out to me as a character. Kuron, even though a clone, clearly had some of his own little personality quirks that made him stick out to me more. He was more willing to put his foot down and take charge opposed sort of smiling and taking it. Poor precious clone baby, how I will miss you. You will always be a paladin in my heart. Shiro is second only to his clone - it’s hard not like Shiro the best when it feels like he’s the only character who has had any well rounded character development throughout the series.

Relena Darlian/Peacecraft (Gundam Wing)

Moving away from the clone character trend, but staying with the mech show that’s more melodrama than actual robot fighting - the most hated characters of the early 2000′s that I loved. Much like with Shiro, Relena felt like the only character who had a legitmate arc throughout the series and grew as a person. She starts as a spoiled rich girl, attempts to avenge her adopted father but ultimately decides to take on her biological families ideals, is a political puppet at one point, and then ultimately takes up her adopted father’s role. Did I mention she’s only 15? I’ve always felt bad for the amount of flak she gets, despite all she does throughout the series, because of the “Heeeerro come back and kill me” schtick. Also I was torn between her and Duo but I knew if I said Duo it would be because he was my first husbando.

Vegeta (Dragon Ball)

I actually hated Vegeta growing up, and it wasn’t until high school that I really came to appreciate his character. I like the villain becoming a good guy thing, and that in Vegeta’s case he really still seemed more like the “grey” guy then good guy - like he wasn’t necessarily bad anymore but he wasn’t really good either. I like that in a weird way he surpasses Goku in being more human the longer the series progresses - he genuinely cares for his family’s well being even if he’s a little tsundere about it. I’ll admit too, while Super maybe horrible in certain aspects, I really do appreciate Vegeta of all people sort of becoming a voice of reason among everything that happens within the series. Like, it’s hard to believe the former antagonist is in that role.

Todoroki Shoto (Boku no Hero Academia)

This was a real hard pick because I like a lot of character’s from BnHA and I can think of at least 3 more I could say are my favorite all for different reasons. However I think Todoroki would be my number 1 pick. He’s a character who’s gone through a lot and post the sport’s festival fight with Deku, he’s growing. Todoroki could’ve stayed a quiet, anti-social, sticking to his guns kind of rival like so many shonen do but instead elects to grow. Reconnecting with his mother, not squandering his opportunities to use the resources his father has, and willing to crack the occasional joke - it makes Todoroki a breath of fresh air as one of Deku’s growing list of rivals.

Tadano Hitohito (Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu)

I started reading Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu when it was first getting translations because I thought Komi was so adorable, but as time as gone on Tadano really stole my heart. Tadano is the definite of average - and that’s literal, his whole character is being basically vanilla ice cream in 31 flavors. I never truly understood the concept of moe until this character. He’s just a earnest, hardworking guy who’s willing to help anyone - even people who treat him poorly (which is basically everyone considering his standing with Komi, the class idol). Out of all the smile I want to protect, I want to protect Tadano’s the most.

Tangy (Animal Crossing)

Cute, orange kitty cat. I don’t know what to say, she’s peppy, talks about being a super star and she’s an ORANGE KITTY CAT. She’s just too much, too freaking cute.

Gill (Harvest Moon Tree of Tranquility/Animal Parade)

I was torn between Gill and Ellen from OG Harvest Moon, but elected to go with Gill because I’ve married him so many times. Truthfully, the type A pretty boy types aren’t normally my thing but I made an exception for him. I like to think that the MC and Gill start off as a couple of convenience - Gill wanting that sweet farming bux and the MC wanting to have a political in. It’s stupid but that’s how I like to play Harvest Moon, by inventing soup opera drama in my head.

Matsuno Choromatsu (Osomatsu-san)

Again, I’m not normally into the type A personality but Choromatsu is almost like the pseudo-middle child so I feel for him. Also, I’m a terrible person so I can relate to feeling like your the least piece of shit in a room of crap (i.e. all my coworkers even though I know I’m not even better). Plus I’m otaku trash and I love cute anime girls (opposed to his idol love). In a lot of ways he pales to the other Matsu’s but everyone needs a straight man, and he’s good at it.

Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)

She’s cute, she can sing, she can dance, and because she’s different depending on who’s writing the song she’s can be easy to relate too. My bedroom is also decked out with like 10-11 Miku figures so she had to go on here somewhere. My dream is to see her live one of these days.

Thanks to anyone who took the time to read my post on characters I enjoy. Even if I don’t know you, feel free to do it yourself. It’s a real head scratcher.

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piixiefawn · 5 years

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Last line tag game

I was tagged by @tog84 (thank you!!!)

Rules: Use the last line of writing you’ve done, then tag as many people as there are words.

He didn’t want to appear as though he were trying to hard.

Tagging: @breeeliss @calligraphist-artemisia @some-cookie-crumbz @amillionsmiles @umbraja @kdxart @robotsaremyfriends and those are all the people I can think of off the top of my head that I don’t think have been tagged yet. Sorry 😭

#tag games #piixiestuff

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bloodmooneclipse · 6 years

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CHARACTER MEME

I got tagged by @some-cookie-crumbz to do this meme so here I go!

I tag: @his-belovedprincess and @acesluckyseven @the-talking-absol

These are all characters that mean something special to me and also I'm picking characters from recent fandoms I've been the most enamored with.

Tokyo Ghoul - Uta

HUSBANDO~ Uta just absolutely entranced me when I first saw him. He is literally like a personification of my aesthetic and I can't get enough of him, as well as representing what I find attractive in the opposite sex. He's definitely masculine but he obviously has a strong sense of his feminine side and you can just tell he's comfortable in his own skin. I love guys who aren't afraid to be themselves, express themselves and be artistic and that's definitely the impression this character gives me. I just can't handle how beautiful he is! 🖤

Aside from appealing to my aesthetic and just being an inspiration, he's an incredibly compelling character and still quite mysterious. He's friendly and pleasant to talk to yet he loves to fuck with people and seems to have no regard for people's personal space. He's super weird and eccentric and seeing how tame he seems now is interesting knowing how sadistic he really is and how savage he was in the past.

Kill la Kill - Ryuko Matoi

RYUKO IS BEST GIRL FOREVER~ She's an absolute badass who doesn't let anything get in her way or harm those that matter most to her. If I could be any anime girl it would be her! She's my spirit animal and such a relatable character. I love tomboys who still rock a girlish charm! I literally can't sit and type an organized description what she means to me, it is too deep and we'll be here forever. 💙❤

Sailor Moon - Usagi Tsukino

She's literally me. A spacey dork who's only focused on video games, napping and food and gets bad grades in school because of it; she is constantly late for school and is a sensitive crybaby and a clutz. She's me. But when it comes down to it she's tough and the nicest person you'll ever meet.

HellBoy - HellBoy himself

I just love him. He defies his "destiny" and the reason he was born with a big middle finger and chooses his own fate. I adore how he's such a likeable, gruff person with much panache and witty humor in his attitude yet has a short fuse and throws the best burns at anyone who opposes him. He makes me smile and I'd love to have him as a big brother.

The Legend of Zelda: the Twilight Princess - Midna

I mean just look at her. She's gorgeous. But I love her story and how creatively it was unraveled throughout the game. She was such a revolutionary Zelda character and even more so as a companion for Link. I could go on and on about her, I really could.

BloodRayne - Rayne

I'm gay for her... she pulls off being badass and seductive all at once. Ontop of that, she makes me giggle with her cocky attitude and throwing sick burns at her enemies with a smirk on her face. I love a sexy lady who swears like a sailor lol. And she's voiced by Laura fucking Bailey! Like Ryuko, she is just another strong female role model that can overcome literary anything and goes against the odds.

Naruto Shippuden - Gaara

He is my sweet sweet baby don't you touch him!!!!

Adventure Time - Marceline the Vampire Queen

She's a radical dame who loves to play games. And a badass musician. I'm just gay for her.

I literally just ran out of juice writing all of this. I could literally talk about these characters for days.

#characters #meme #the legend of zelda #twilight princess #princess midna #imp midna #uta #tokyo ghoul #ryuko #ryuko matoi #kill la kill #hellboy #sailor moon #usagi tsukino #bloodrayne #adventure time #marceline #the vampire queen

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naniyou · 7 years

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@moonlit-haven replied to your chat “Me: oooooh what's this blog that just reblogged my art it looks like a...”

Do you have any recs?

Hmmm, well, there’s the 100% voltron blogs that post mainly Kidge of course,

@keithandpidge

@kidgeon

@voltron-red-green

@kidgeshitposting

Then you have your fanart gods/goddesses,

@k-lionheart-art

@jc-drawings

@poopue

@menta-art

@tsutei-kousen157

@bananerpuss

@ez-art

@whimsicalhydrangea

@awsomebolt

You have your fanfic deities,

@k-lionheart-writes

@thekittyqueenskingdom

@sandyclaws68

@ao3feed-kidge

@some-cookie-crumbz

@oquiznakitznary

your blogs that are actual kidge trash (your milage may vary on how much kidge they actually post tho),

@topazpearl

@pidgenerd

@gabzgirl

@master-tigress-of-tiger-style

@i-just-wanted-a-hug

@artsy-teady

@scribblingkittycat

@mandasfandoms

@vilotte

and then theres me shamelessly promoting myself and my artblog @zelfieart, and you, @moonlit-haven, and your awesome metas.

There’s so few people in this rarepair it kinda like. Feels like a little family or fanclub or something (ღ´͈ ᵕ `͈ღ) ♡°◌̊

#moonlit-haven #replies #kidge #keidge #peith #blog recs

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ohcrumbz · 2 years

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Sonic characters on a road trip headcannons! ☆

Going on a road trip with Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, shadow, Sliver, rouge, Blaze, and Amy - Genre: fluff, crack fic - gn!reader - modern au

this is going to be the worst car trip of your life sorry reader.

First of all, most of the people on this trip are so irresponsible, like I would rely on Tails and Sliver for actually getting food. Even then tails is googling to make sure he gets the right food because “everybody needs to eat a healthy diet” and sliver ignoring that completely trying to buy a year supply of candy from target WHILE USING YOUR CREDIT CARD. At least he has coupons. 💀 💀

You guys probably won’t even get 10 minutes away without Sonic trying to do some crazy bet. He’s trying to start beef with Shadow in the car because he thinks he can win. In his defense he says “I didn’t know he was so competitive!” The only reason he did it because he believed he would win so it would boost his ego. I hope you can drive well.

Let’s just imagine you have those camper vans you’re taking to wherever in the would you guys are going. I would imagine you stop at a pit stop to fill up on gas and eat some food etc. You might just go in the back and see Rouge, Blaze, and Amy having a whole spa day in the back. They’re just hanging out painting each other nails and talking about some new gossip around town.

Even though its quite insane to have a spa in your camper van it’s more peaceful their than the other part. It’s going to look like a whole super bowl party in the back. Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, and Sliver are having the most intense uno game you’ll ever see. In the end Knuckles breaks the table, Sonic and Shadow are about to get in a full on fist fight and Sliver is trying to get away from the crime scene with Tails. Sorry for getting left out reader 😭

It gets worse though, somebody let sonic cook in the kitchen AND HE DIDNT FULLY COOK ANY OF YOUR FOOD. So now everybody panicking because you’re just sprawled out on the floor feeling horrible. Yes they are panicking about you having food poisoning but also because they got nobody to drive them to wherever you guys decided to go. You recover days later, but not without banning sonic from a kitchen for life.

Maybe you should of just taken a plane. 💀

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ohcrumbz · 2 years

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Knuckles the Echidna x Strong!gn reader headcannons! (movie spoilers for sonic movie 2 ahead) ☆

Spoilers under the cut!

But anyways after a long confession and confused knuckles you guys get into a relationship. And knuckles LOVES you so much oh my. I think he enjoy have a strong s/o because he would feel confident you can defend yourself. Even after all those years he’s still paranoid he’ll loose the ones like he lost his tribe

In public I dont think he’s going to really show off your relationship but in private. ohh boy. Piggy back rides from him here and there, training together, carrying items for you (with his lack of romantic knowledge this is the best he got cut my boy some slack😭). But he expects you to this back though, even the piggy back rides so prepare yourself and your back. In his defense it’s a way of “showing honor and truth. To help fufill our quest!” “Knuckles its just a baseball game please.

Even after getting into a relationship sonic and tails still needs to teach knuckles some of the basics, they don’t want any more accidents of knuckles breaking people’s arms by shaking their hand. Let alone you a worried knuckles can be a destructive knuckle. Also make sure to stop him from jumping out of planes he’s not invincible knuckles calm down.

A/n: yayyy finally finished this. I was originally making one for sliver but tumblr said they didn’t approve and destroyed my writing before I could save. 😭 but anyways enjoy lol

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the movie 2 #sonic movie tails #sonic movie knuckles #knuckles the enchilada #sonic fandom #sonic x reader #sonic the hedgehog x reader #✧.* crumbz's writes

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ohcrumbz · 2 years

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#(🍓) >> you’ve landed at the ohcrumbz’s estate !

QUESTION: what inspired you to join tumblr ?

📍: OHCRUMBZ REPORTING FOR DUTY! ★

#[🥨] - SATUS ONLINE! - SHE/THEY - PANSEXUAL

#[🥦] - DNI! - racist, homophobes, proshippers, maps pedos !

#[🍊] - MASTERLIST || READERS FAVORITE ||

📌 : OHCRUMBZ’S SIGNING OFF !

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ohcrumbz · 2 years

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CRUMB’S MASTERLIST OF FUN!

GENSHIN IMPACT-- ★

SAGAU AU

sagau brainrot with confused reader - multiple to all characters

sagau with a reader who thinks they’re still playing the game - multiple to all characters || WIP!

GENERAL

Places Modern au genshin characters would take you to eat - multiple characters || WIP!

Zhongli vs Raiden Shogun vs Venti trying to win you heart! - Archons and very few characters mentioned || WIP!

Venti, Xiao, Childe, Zhongli, Ayato, and Diluc at the airport headcannons! - multiple characters || WIP!

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG-- ★

Knuckles x strong!gn reader - knuckles with sonic and tails mentioned

Sonic characters on a road trip! - lots of characters

DDLC-- ★

nothing yet (ﾉｎ｀*)! Stayed tuned and come back next time traveler! ღ

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some-cookie-crumbz · 6 years

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HI Crumbz, I was wondering if you have any married kidge hcs? (I say it every day but I just love the way you write about these two

NOEHNRAWOEN BLUW;E!!! Oh My Lanta do I ever!!! I’m gonna have to put this under a read more because it got Hella long!

These are all Married-Before-Children headcanons, so if youwant Kidge-as-Parents, a part two will need to be done! >:3c

First things first, they designed the house together.

· Being universe-saving Paladins of Voltron kindaearns them some free stuff. Which includes getting to either select a home thatis currently available or taking a plot of land to build on. They decide to start from scratch and have their home built from the ground up specifically for them.

For Keith, it’s about making his own foundation – both physicallyand emotionally – for the future he wasn’t sure he’d get to have.

· I mean, he’s married to the literal smartestbeing in the universe who loves him because he’s just him? And they get to betogether, out of danger and safe? Sign him right the fuck up, my friend!

For Pidge, it’s about having a place to call not only her own,but their own.

· Most of their lives, they’ve been kinda livingin spaces – or literally space - that were lent to them, and that has alwaysbeen kinda jarring for Pidge.

· Like, the Garrison dorms? Not really theirs.

· Their rooms on the Castle of Lions? Kinda closerto being their own space/s, but it was still kinda under theYou-Are-Paladins-And-Need-A-Place-To-Rest kinda deal.

· The house, though, will be all theirs. It willbe Pidge’s space, and Keith’s space, and just generally their space. No moreworrying about having someone else walk in on their private moments. No moreworrying about Hunk hijacking her tools to use. No more worrying about Lancestarting up a pissing match with Keith while he’s trying to train. No moreblaring emergency alarm. They can just exist together holy shit

In the time between, they live with Pidge’s parents.

· Colleen and Samuel are respectful of theirboundaries but they encounter some of the same issues involving privacy as withthe Castle of Lions.

· Also, the sex life? Yeah, that ain’t happenin’when the in-laws are just one door over and can hear when the motion of theocean starts a rockin’.

· Other than that, Keith likes getting to knowmore about Colleen and Sam, as well as watching Pidge squirm when they share embarrassingstories. He likes having an extended family as fun as the Holts, ngl.

The house design is pretty simple, with a generous amount ofrooms and space.

· It’s technically two stories but also has abasement because these two are hyper-cautious about having plenty of space.

· They have two garages; one for regular cars andone for the Lions. Yes, I said Lions. Keith is piloting something before the end of Season 6 and anyone who disagrees can fight me -

· They also get a fireplace because Keith has fondmemories of roasting marshmallows with his Dad and Pidge can’t deny her mansomething sentimental.

· They have a generous living room with anadjacent work room with both their computers, desks and filing cabinets in it.The dining room table is also in the work room because they’re both workaholicsand figure it makes the most sense to put it there.

· They have a quaint little kitchen with all newappliances – and they are all stainless steel at Pidge’s insistence – and acute little breakfast nook to go with.

· They have one master bedroom, five bedrooms, andthree bathrooms. They select this much space specifically for familyget-togethers/ visits from the other Paladins.

Keith does all the interior decorating. Pidge doesn’t reallycare much for that stuff and she actually really likes the colors and patterns and such Keith ends updeciding to go with. She even likes the goofy, old-style Saturday Morning Pressportraits he hangs in the living room, as tacky and outdated as they are.

The regular garage becomes Pidge’s hands-on workplace andKeith is totally cool with that.

· Keith and Pidge agree that she isn’t supposed todo particularly high-risk experiments when she’s home alone.

· One time, he left for a diplomatic mission withthe Coalition for two days. When he returned, the entire inside of the garagewas torched and required -near-complete rebuilding. Like, even the tools were meltedinto nothing!

· “Pidge, how did you even…?”

· “I think it’s better you don’t know.”

· “… Yeah, you know what? Forget I asked.”

The two of them are just naturally good at co-existing and docute shit without even realizing it.

· Pidge could be working on something in thegarage and Keith will just slip in and get comfy with a book on the littlecouch she keeps in there for him.

· Keith can be working on something at his deskand Pidge will come out and settle the back of her desk chair against the backof his and pull out a journal or handheld game with the volume off.

· They can be on the couch sitting next to eachother watching television and within twenty minutes they end up snuggled upunder the little throw blanket they keep draped along the back of the couchwithout a word or acknowledgement.

· Sometimes they’ll settle in and just listen tomusic and do basic, pleasure-tasks in the same room and just enjoy thecomfortable ambiance between them.

· Additionally, they don’t mind doing things inrooms separate, either. Sometimes Pidge will be working in the garage and Keithwill be working out in the basement and there’s no tension or stress aboutbeing apart.

They are pretty even about splitting the chores andhousework.

· They take turns making meals. Keith mostly makesbreakfast, though, and Pidge mostly makes dinner, just because of their wake-uphabits.

· They take turns with the dishes in that whoevercooks the meal doesn’t have to do the dishes afterwards. Whoever starts thedishwasher doesn’t have to unload it, though, just to make it fair in that regard too.

· Keith takes care of most of the yard work. Pidgedid her stint with the Nature Thing, she doesn’t need more. Plus, Keithfinds nature peaceful, so he actually enjoys the task and takespride in how their yard is kept. He maybe starts a little garden after theirfirst child is born and old enough to toddle around but that’s neither here northere just saying

· Pidge takes care of any/all repairs to thingsaround the house in regards to technology/appliances/stuff of that ilk.

· Pidge cleans the bathroom as well as mops thefloor in the kitchen. Keith vacuums their room and the front two rooms.

· They do the laundry together. One of them startsit, the other switches, and they work together to fold and put it all away.

Okay, now to get to some of the more Romance-Centric CoupleStuffs.

· Keith is an absolute morning person, so henormally gets up early and goes for a jog. Pidge wakes up briefly to whineabout him leaving because she was enjoying the company and warmth, thank youvery much, but he just kinda laughs her off. He’ll typically come back, take ashower, make coffee and start breakfast, and bring Pidge her cup to coerceher out of the comforter cocoon she has made for herself.

Pidge likes to occasionally slip into the gymwhen Keith’s working out and pretend like their strangers and just openly flirtwith him. He low-key adores it and plays along.

“Hey there, beautiful. Come here often~?”

“Can I help you, Miss?”

“You can help me by giving me those digits, hotstuff~!” *winks with left eye*

“Excuse me, I am a happily married man.”

“What your wife don’t know won’t hurt her~!”*winks with right eye*

· Date nights for them are typically low-key funstuffs. They make practical use of the fireplace to make popcorn or roasted marshmallowsfor s’mores while they watch movies or play video games or other things like that.

· Some nights they’ll make more complicated mealstogether and sit at the dinner table and pretend they’re at some ritzy restaurantbecause they’re just two stupid dorks in love. They’ll sometimes move to theliving room and use the fireplace for chocolate fondue – the pot was a weddinggift from Hunk – and have wine.

· The fireplace might also be phenomenal moodlighting for nights where they’re feeling a little frisky~! ;3c

· They’re both cuddly af. Keith tends to go to bedbefore Pidge, so normally he’ll wake up with her arms and legs splayed over hisback and legs respectively, face pressed into the spot between his shoulders. Shegets super mumbley and whiny when he moves to get up. On the rare occasionswhere Pidge goes to bed first, she wakes up with Keith pulling her so herback is against his chest, his arms looped around her waist and his facenuzzled into the top of her hair.

Keith and Pidge came to a mutual agreement that Sunday mornings are for sleeping in, no ifs ands or buts about it, and it’s actually both of theirs favorite day of the week. It’s Keith’s favorite cause there’s something nice about sleepy pillow talk with the Missus about all the nothing they’ll be doing that day, while it’s Pidge’s favorite because sleepy Keith is an adorable sight she doesn’t get nearly often enough.

· They’re both just… so affectionate in privatebecause they feel so damn comfortable being themselves with each other!

I think that’s everything for now that I had in my mind!WHIOSDFJIBSSDAS HOPEFULLY IT WAS ALL GOOD!!!

#crumbles grumbles #Thank you so much for the question! x3 #I have been wanting to gush about this for so long!!#I think these two would just be such Relationship Goals imho #ALSO NOIUWETB;aSJBEF;LIAWUET;PAWUE #YOU FLATTER ME WITH YOU LIKE OF HOW I WRITE THESE DWEEBS #Keidge #Kidge #Peith #Kidgemas #half baked headcanons

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