#*loud pterodactyl screeching*

[soft-cryptids]

They are just so father & daughter, your honor. 

#The Last of Us #Joel Miller #Ellie Williams #Pedro Pascal #Bella Ramsey #tlou fanart #my so called art #LISTEN #...listen... #I look at them and I want to scream into the void #to see them being both sassy and affectionate with each other ended me ok #yell daddy issues as loud as you want I cannot hear you over my own pterodactyl screeching because he is *such a dad* #and I love ellie SO MUCH #the softness #oh man #it hits hard ok #I saw the cheek squish and I needed a moment #SHEEESH #no I will not be normal about this #they mean everything to me #that scene was just. feels

[ageless-aislynn]

[eddie_raburn and officialpabloschreiber Instagram]

#halo #halo the series #halo paramount+ #pablo schreiber #eddie raburn #instagram #sweet mother of pearl #well this was something i needed to see #*incoherent fangirl noises* #*loud pterodactyl screeching* #i made allllll the noises #lol #behind the scenes #🔥😍🔥 #ageless aislynn #this was a great day to remember to check instagram lol

[ghstfacr]

special singular jules 💍 for @bloodsalted ( NOT ACCEPTING HERE )

⸺  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍  𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇  𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒  𝐇𝐄𝐑   countenance   is   stained   with   trace   signs   of   amusement   ,   though   a   serious   tone   underlays   the   timbre   with   which   she   speaks   .   ❝   uh   ,   so   (  . . .  )   𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒'𝓈   𝒶   𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔   𝑜𝓃   𝓂𝓎   𝒻𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇   ,   ❞   the   huntress   murmurs   ,   stating   the   obvious   as   she   plops   down   onto   the   bed   they've   been   sharing   and   reaches   for   dean's   left   hand   .   sure   enough   ,   a   m e t a l b a n d   encircles   his   fourth   digit   as   well   ,   𝙿𝙸𝙴𝙲𝙴𝚂   𝙾𝙵   𝚃𝙷𝙴   𝙿𝚄𝚉𝚉𝙻𝙴   𝚀𝚄𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙻𝚈   𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙶   𝚃𝙾𝙶𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁   .

a   pointed  tongue clicks   behind   pursed   lips   as   her   eyes   narrow   ,   sharp   breath   sucked   in   as   the   нαηgσνєя   ιη∂υ¢є∂   тняσввιηg   which   wracks   her   head   intensifies   .   ❝   okay   ,   so   that's   -   (  . . .  )   w e   d i d   t h a t   (  . . .  )   ❞   her   expression   is   nearly   unreadable   ,   small   digits   lifting   to   gently   massage   the   crown   of   dean's   head   as   has   quickly become   second   nature   when in his presence ; and in his arms   .   ❝   i   - (  . . .  )   𝕕𝕠   𝕪𝕠𝕦   𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖   𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤   ?   i   kinda   don't   hate   this   ,   ❞   she   shrugs   ,   gaze   locked   on   the   elder   hunter   as   she   attempts   to   gauge   his   reaction   .   ❝   i   sort   of   ꜰɪɢᴜʀᴇᴅ   ᴡᴇ   ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ   ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ   ᴛʜɪꜱ   ᴄɪᴛʏ   without   doing   SOMETHING   impulsive   while   drunk   (  . . .  )   ❞

#{ *loud pterodactyl screeching* } #` ִ ☆゙ ۫ 👻 ֶָ ࣪ 𓂅 › bloodsalted › ⌗ julianna and dean . #` ִ ☆゙ ۫ 👻 ֶָ ࣪ 𓂅 late nights staring out the window doing eighty five ⌗ main verse . #` ִ ☆゙ ۫ 👻 ֶָ ࣪ 𓂅 i know you’ve been waiting i know you’ve been praying for my soul ⌗ threads .

[frick-it-sugar-spice]

I don't instument but I have been sitting here poking ukulele strings for like 30 minutes. I got shit to do. But like. I'm offended when it stops.

#new stim unlocked? #unfortunately it is just as loud and obnoxious as most of the others. *side eyes pterodactyl screeching and making weird backwards noises* #probably not tho im not gonna go out of my way to find stringed instuments. it was just *there* so /shrug #hhhh fuck kay im moving and doin shit now

[akkivee]

here’s your monthly ‘kuukous i liked from the chapter’ post lol

#this is vee speaking #OH so not only does he sound good dealing with his team in harmonious cooperation but he looked GREAT glad to know *wheezes* glad to know 😩🤌 #no but WHEN I TELL YOU MANGA HARMONIOUS COOPERATION IS GETTING IT #KUUKOU UNCONSCIOUSLY USED THE SAME WORDS HITOYA DID TO GIVE JYUSHI THE CONFIDENCE TO STAND BACK UP AGAIN #AND THERE WAS A PANEL OF KUUKOU FISTBUMPING JYUSHIS HEART WITH A MANIFESTATION OF HITOYA BY HIS SIDE #AND THEN YOU HAVE KUUKOU SAYING THE SAME SENTIMENT TO HITOYA THAT JAKURAI HAD ALL THOSE YEARS AGO AND OVERLAPPED KUUKOU AND JAKURAI HELP #THE MANGA GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!! THE MANGA GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #*LOUD PTERODACTYL SCREECHING* #c: kuukou👑

[ghoulphile]

#that 4th gif is giving thots 🥵 are we having similar thots? the ghoul has you on your knees next to the campfire one night, a firm hand on the back of your neck keeping your cheek pressed to the soft, worn leather of his duster, laid out on the dirt beneath you. you're begging him for "more, please, touch me" in soft, breathy whimpers and his free hand begins to dip between your thighs when he stops, gripping your hip instead while his thrusts come to a halt. "why the fuck am i doing all the work?" he grits out and his warmth at your back is suddenly gone, leaving you shivering in the cool night air as he moves to sit against a nearby rock, leaning back with a smirk. "now get over here, sweetheart," he grips his thick, heavy cock with one hand as he watches you crawl to him, flicking his wrist to drag the head over your clit when you straddle his hips. his other hand comes up to yank you firmly down onto his cock, rocking up to meet you - hitting so deep you swear you can feel him in your ribcage - and revelling in the loud, gasping moan it punches out of you. "and put yourself to use." a loud smack rings out in the quiet night when his hand come down your ass - hard enough that you both know it will leave a mark - to encourage you to lift yourself up on shaking thighs, your hands splayed across his chest for support, and start moving. (this wasn't even the original thot i still have to write that out, this just got away from me lmao) 💜 -thirsty nonnie

*pterodactyl screeches*

BABES YOU CANNOT JUST DROP THIS MASTERPIECE ON ME LIKE THIS 🥵 fuck - i - just - goddamn it. you were thinking exactly what i was thinking jfc 💀

ajhsdkjsgfius if this is something that 'just got away from you' i fear i won't survive the original what a way to fucking gooooo

shit i need to go lie down and wrestle with my thots

#cooper howard x reader #cooper howard x you #the ghoul x you #the ghoul x reader #the ghoul #cooper howard #fallout smut #cooper howard smut #thirsty nonnie

[acehoons]

zb1’s reactions to their idol!s/o’s performance at an award show . . !

☆! ot9 x reader. fluff. 740 words. requested. ‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ[ 🎧 ] now playing . . favorite girl by justin bieber

a/n: reader is only a best friend in yujin’s part! you can look at it romantically but it was not written that way.

% . . kim jiwoong

literally the MOST excited

has to physically stop himself from jumping in his seat once the hosts announce that your group was about to perform next

does not gaf if there are cameras, he WILL cheer you on

smiling the whole time lmao

brags to the other zb1 members about you

“see that? that’s my s/o!!!”

has dozens of fancams of him hyping you up from where he’s sat

your biggest fanboy, i swear

more utc.

% . . zhang hao

turns into a pageant mom

has his eyes glued to the screen, monitoring your moves

honestly fans thought he was upset at u or something, but in reality he was just so utterly focused and transfixed by you

smiles so wide by the time your performance finishes

won’t be able to talk to you right after because of the show

but expect a tight hug when the two of you meet backstage

“i’m so proud of you”

if he cries no you did not see it. yeah you did

% . . sung hanbin

another proud mom bf

is probably the loudest person in that venue/stadium

cheers your name extra loud during your group’s fanchant

forces the other members to cheer you on as well

has a clip of him trending online where he could be heard screaming

“go [y/n]! that’s my girl/boy!”

acts all shy after your performance ends

like he didn’t just yell at the top of his lungs moments ago

is just so incredibly happy for you

% . . seok matthew

smiling the whole time

this boy’s cheeks r probably gonna ache from how wide he’s smiling throughout the performance

would def sing along to your parts

tells the other members about how hard you’ve been practicing

“s/he practiced that high note for an entire week!!!”

can be seen taking videos of you on stage

will melt if you look at him mid-song

doesn’t care if people are filming him

his attention is all on YOU

% . . kim taerae

clapping the whole time

his eyes will never leave u i swear

cheers during your adlibs

def the type to praise u A LOT after performance

“babe you were AMAZING !!!”

laughs when he sees videos and photos of him reacting to your performance online

even shares some memes with you

he doesn’t mind it, just shows that he’s probably the proudest bf in the world when u perform

% . . shen quanrui

tries not to react much at first

gotta keep that cold image,, or so he thinks

def forgets that he’s supposed to be stoic and yells during your part

claps extra loudly and gives u a standing ovation after your performance

tries to praise you after but just gets embarrassed and shy

“you did.. well..”

might have secretly bought some flowers to give u after the show

i mean,, you deserve it right

% . . kim gyuvin

BOY

the stadium is going to SHAKE with how loud this mans is

cheers louder than ur fans istg

the type to be dancing with you during your performance

doesn’t care if and when the staff scolds him lmao what r they gonna do??? kick him out???

you could even hear his voice in one of the fancams for ur performance

“LET’S GO [Y/N] !!!!!!!”

will absolutey lose his mind if you get a killing part

someone save this boy

% . . park gunwook

will try his best not to cheer too loud

but he’ll lose his composure during your part and just screech

like. pterodactyl screaming.

prepare your ears after because this boy is not going to let you go until he’s praised you a thousand times

you thought your fans were loud? wait til’ you hear him backstage

“[Y/N]YOUWEREAMAZINGIMSOPROUDYOUDIDSO—”

will take photos of your performance and post it online to brag to everyone

i swear he’s probably the president of your fansclub or something

% . . han yujin

is absolutey mesmerized by you

his boba eyes would be twinkling while he watched you perform

would probably be speechless, unsure of how to react

wouldn’t even be able to cheer or clap for you, because he’s just, so shocked !!

“woah.. s/he’s so good..”

would congratulate you by giving you a real tight hug backstage

will definitely want to watch all of your other live performances from now on

you just got yourself another fanboy

acehoons © 2023

#?! sinag.works — 📋 #?! sinag.works :: zb1 — 📋 #zb1 scenarios #zb1 fluff #zb1 reactions #zb1 imagines #zb1 x reader #zb1 headcanons #zb1 drabbles #kpop scenarios #kpop fluff #kpop reactions #kpop imagines #kpop headcanons #kpop drabbles

[strawberry-crocodile]

It's so funny to me how "pterodactyl noises" are just a thing people understand. Like I can mention the noises of an animal that is separated from our species by at about 63 million years and people- not paleontologists, people who can't nane more than three dinosaurs- all think of the same general noise. And that noise is "absolutely horrible loud organic screeching." Thank you B movies.

#blogodile

[soapyghostie]

Hi! I’ve never sent a request so I’m not fully sure how it works, but I love your account! I was wondering if you could do some headcanons on how Jason Voorhees and Micheal Myres would react to an autistic reader who vocal stims a lot? (ie, screeching out of the blue, making stupid noises, repeating phrases stuck in their head etc), if not that’s completely fine :) thank you!

Hey! I had to do a little research on this so I hope I got it right. Hope you enjoy!

Jason Voorhees

Are you okay? Are you having a seizure? Are you gonna die?! Jason is very concerned; he thinks you're gonna croak. He doesn’t know what autism is. His mother never explained what disorders are or the many different types of disorders: she never needed to. You’re probably gonna have to explain it to him, when you calm down, because his mother has no clue that you have autism and probably thinks you’re on drugs. If in any case she knew, she’d have probably explained it to him already. 

Jason doesn’t know how to help you. All he really knows is to sit with you and listen to you squawk like a pterodactyl for 5 hours straight. However, his mother teaches him some techniques to help you cope with your autism and sharpen your communication skills. 

One thing for sure is that you never have to worry about bright lights and noise; Jason only lights his cabin by candle, which isn’t too bright, and you guys live out in the woods so, over all, it’s pretty quiet. Also, from what his mom told him, Jason knows you don’t understand sign language so he writes simple sentences on pieces of paper as a way of communication.  

Jason is pretty patient. If you don’t understand something right away, he’ll just wait until you do. He’ll give you a thumbs up as a source of encouragement. You got this! Jason believes in you! 😊 

As for your random outbursts, it scares Jason. You guys will just be sitting there in peace and then all of a sudden you start yelling random shit: it startles him. Again, he’ll just sit there and let you yell rant because what’s his business to shut you up. Just don’t get up and yell all in his face though: it hurts his ears.

Michael Myers

Let’s start with that you absolutely annoy the crap out of him. Sometimes it gets to the point Michael is questioning his own sanity and wishing he’d of killed you a long time ago. Yeah, that’s how bad it is. 😂 He’s always wondering how the hell he got stuck with you. If he could kill himself, he would, but you know… he’s immortal. 🤷‍♀️

Michael doesn’t know what autism is so he thinks you're on drugs. You can’t change his mind, even if you try to explain it to him: he’s not convinced. He’ll literally trash your room to see if you're hiding anything and stalk you a lot to make sure you aren’t buying anything that you shouldn’t be inhaling. Well, I guess you aren’t taking drugs, but you definitely are a weirdo. 

Your random outbursts and screaming make him wanna sock you in the face. Michael really likes his peace and quiet; you making all those loud noises just pisses him off. He almost has himself convinced that you do it on purpose. There was this one time when you randomly started screeching; you were screeching for almost 30 minutes and Michael had enough of it. He grabbed the closest small object he could find and jammed that sucker in your mouth. Though, he wished it went down your throat so you would choke and die. 🫤 

Even though Michael is pretty mean to you, he still loves you in his own way. When he found out that you’ve had a disorder this whole time, that he probably found out when he was stalking you while you were at a therapy session, he decides he’s going to learn tactics to help you cope with your autism. Finally… 😑 Even if it is so you stop screaming at the top of your lungs all the time.

Michael will steal crafts, coloring books, paper, and anything you may want from the store to keep your mind busy. If you're focusing on a craft, you won’t randomly screech right? He’ll also steal a whole bunch of prescribed medication from the pharmacy in hopes that one of them will cure your autism. I don't think ibuprofen helps with autism Michael. 🤦🏼‍♀️ He just really wants you to stop being so annoying all the time.

#slashers #slasher x reader #slashers x reader #horror #dead by daylight x reader #dead by deadlight #slasher #dbd killer #jason voorhees #jason vorhees x reader #friday the thirteenth #friday the 13th #michael myers #michael myers x reader #halloween #sophi ghostie writes

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 402

Y/N: “Did you know that the loudest animal is actually the sperm whale? They can produce sounds up to 233 decibels!”

Wanda: “No, that’s not the loudest”

Y/N: “What do you mean?!

Wanda: “Those researchers have obviously never met Agatha”

Y/N: “I don’t know about that…”

Wanda: “Oh yeah?” *yelling* “Agatha! I’m throwing out your Froot Loops, they’ve gone out of date!”

Agatha: *loud bird screech* “DON’T TOUCH MY FUCKING FROOT LOOPS”

Wanda: “I’m gonna touch them!!!”

Agatha, reaching pterodactyl levels of screeching: “DON’T TOUCH THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”

#I actually thought it would be some kind of bird but nope! it’s the sperm whale #which does make sense #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #house of harkness counter #hahndavision #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #wagatha #wanda x agatha #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes

[qqtxt]

[🎈] (pleasant) distraction [🦊]

[!] this is for the 1k followers mini fics. click here to find out more! ✿ pairing: yeonjun x reader / idol!txt / non.idol!you / fluff, silly / minor cursing (none with ill-intention!) / 485 words ✿ request: [tickle] + yeonjun (for one muse to tickle the other!) ✿ note: i'm so sorry but as someone who despises getting tickled, i had to come up with a scenario where it would make sense :") hope it's still enjoyable!!! [main masterlist 🌸] / [event masterlist] / [tag: #qqtxt: 1k]

yeonjun knew in his heart of hearts that this was wrong. everything about this is wrong and he knows he will beg for your forgiveness but for now, in this crucial moment, he has to take one for the team. and among everyone that you're not meant to see just yet, he knows he has to even though it will most definitely make you question his memory as your lover that you absolutely despise–"d-don't you dare do what i think you're gonna do."

"i'm so sorry, but i have to!" yeonjun quickly makes a lunge towards you and normally, it would make you squeal with excitement at the love and affection he's about to shower you with... except this time you notice his fingers wiggling in your direction and–"don't you fu–!"

the sound you let out is horrendous given the onslaught of tickle attacks that yeonjun brings to your sides and chases you after. you're trying your best to avoid him and dodge him, or even try to beeline towards the door of his dorm that would either provide you sanctuary or become the hell-hole of tickling events but given that yeonjun has the keys, it's highly unlikely that he'll open it for you and–"stop it! jun! i swear i will kick you in the face if you keep–!" you can barely continue your sentence(s) when the tickling doesn't stop and it's getting painful. the screeches and screaming and the pain comes to a stop altogether when the door swings open and you're... wait... what the hell is going on?

you can barely process that the pain has faded away, replaced with yeonjun's hand to help you up when the chorus of voices begins singing a familiar tune of happy birthday, dear y/n! happy birthday to you! 

yeonjun not only pulls you up physically, but metaphorically, out of your dazed state when you process the people circling around you with a lit-up cake. your body is going on auto-pilot, blowing the candles in one swift breath before the loud cheers erupt. yeonjun does his best to settle you back down by bringing you into his arms; a hand by the back of your head and the other pulling you around the waist into his embrace swiftly. it makes you emotional as you take in the people around you that's here to celebrate you but more so when the one you love is holding you like this.

"happy birthday baby," yeonjun murmurs into your ears, kissing the side of your head. your hands settle on his waist... only to begin the terror that is payback when yeonjun lets out a very loud pterodactyl screech that has everyone laughing when they see how quick yeonjun repels from you to make a run for it while begging for your forgiveness. (with taehyun and beomgyu taking bets on how long yeonjun would let you tickle him before the man would give up and surrender)

#qqtxt: 1k #txt scenarios #txt scenario #txt reactions #txt reaction #txt x reader #txt x you #yeonjun scenarios #yeonjun reactions #yeonjun x you

[seabysiren]

had an idea for streamer au (not a request, just wanted to share)!! playing animal crossing with ghost and soap, they're both in vc but you're muted and just using the reactions and text. soap may not be able to burn babygirl's island down but he can certainly commit aggravated assault with a net. meanwhile reader is just drawing ghost as an anime girl on the bulletin board.

also ghost would 100% have grizzly as his cranky villager. i will not accept any criticism because i am 100% correct

part I ; part II

this is 100% true.

instead of animal crossing new horizon it’s just animal crossing new hostage.

ghost was reluctant to say the least. last time he played multiplayer with soap it went bad. like kill all your family and burn you at the cross bad.

after several insistent minutes of begging, he relented.

that was the worst idea ever.

soap’s little character trampled around everything, his loud voice mocking his decorations.

“yer off yeir rocket, ghost.”

“…what.”

“it’s all monochrome! no color. ya enjoy simulating color blindness? it’s all grey.”

“stfu.”

ghost doesn’t appreciate the criticism. nor the constructive criticism when soap said he could make a tea party right there in the middle of his house.

girly pink and all.

-

your character can just be seen slowly trailing after ghost’s.

the absolute contrast in characters. ghost’s character can be seen wearing a skull, a black mask, a skeleton shirt and black jeans.

yours on the other hand is just cute. soft pastel colors highly contrast the black and grey decoration set around the island.

you can be seen in the corner of ghost’s screen just emoting randomly.

the chat coos at you whenever your character can be seen following ghosts around.

the only villager ghost has on his island is grizzy. it’s the only villager he talks to. he literally ignores everyone else and never lets grizzy leave.

you say he likes grizzy because their both emotionally constipated.

he denies it but chat totally agrees.

grizzy has his own little designated area decked out in all the works. axes in stumps. fire places. the occasional questionable body.

and a cute little cabin :)

ghost left the stream once. just for a little snack and a break.

that was a bad idea.

soap had unleashed chaos. sure he couldn’t vandalize his island. nor kidnap his villagers and burn his dog at the stake.

but he could plunder.

and plunder he did.

the chats just going crazy begging soap to stop or egging him on. but nothing can stop soap except soap himself. he won’t stop until he literally took everything on the island.

you just follow around him with that dumb little chat above your head.

saying like

“you missed one.”

“there’s a whole section over here.”

“he’s gonna beat your ass when u return”

cue soap hitting grizzy with his net. your character just emotes and dances in the background of the chaos.

by the time ghost returned, your nowhere to be seen as he just silently watches soap take everything.

he leans into the microphone and just growls into it.

“the hell you doin’ ya bloody muppet.”

soap screeches in surprise.

he sounds like a pterodactyl.

dinosaur soap.

ding! [muppet counter: 7]

after raiding his entire island soap comes back just to smack ghost’s character. again. and again. and again.

until you say you got an announcement to make.

ghost and soap’s characters walk over to the bulletin board.

you emote as you say to check the note you posted. the only note posted on there because ghost doesn’t like using the bulletin board for anything.

it’s just a drawing of ghost in a maid outfit emoting.

soap’s mic can be heard crackling from the way he bursts out laughing.

and despite ghost absolutely tearing into you for the absurd[ly good] drawing , he doesn’t take it down.

baby girl intensifies when you let soap surprise ghost. by letting him into his account and decking out the island in baby pink and pastels and replacing grizzy with bluebear.

let’s just say your switch rights have been revoked along with soaps.

#simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish #cod #cod x reader #gn reader #streamer au

[kryptonitejelly]

Hii.. do you take requests? I wish you do but if you dont, then youre completely free to ignore this🤗. So i was thinking, well mostly inspired by this reel on instagram wheŕe people show their 2 kids. The first who is like the sweetest kid that makes you wanna have lots of kid and then the 2nd kid who is the complete opposite. That one reel with 'im high on crack' lyric?😆.

Maybe a Bob x reader where the 1st kid is a carbon copy of Bob's, the sweetness, the look, everything and the 2nd kid took after the reader's ?

God, im so sorry my explanation is a mess.. and thank u so much 💖💖

hiya! ok now - i don’t take request for Bob (stating this so i don’t start getting them 🫣, but i’ll do this one as a 5 sentence baby blurb! - even though i have no ides what reel this is 😂, so forgive me if something is weird in the blurb). also idk if i am messing Bob up 😵‍💫

@bob writers - i know ya’ll are out there, help us out.

-

It happens, suddenly, and all at once, the tranquil afternoon in the sun busted by a loud shriek, a kiddy war cry, which is followed up with a scream as your two children go streaking across the garden. You feel droplets of water hit your legs as your second child, your daughter, your mini-me, pumps her water gun, waving it blindly around as she chases after your son, the sweet boy a carbon copy of your husband. You hear him chuckle ruefully as the chase continues to the end of the garden, and you turn your head to meet his twinkling eyes - the blue made me obvious by his choice of contacts for the day out in the sun.

“She takes after you,” he says as you both turn back to watch your daughter chase intently after her brother, screeching almost like a pterodactyl; there is laughter on your lips, and you put your book down beneath your chair before scrambling to a stand.

“Baby, I think Dad wants in on the fun,” you call out as three heads turn to you - your husband, innocent, wide eyed and betrayed; your son mouth open in slight shock; and your daughter, eyes glinting with excitement as she charges over water gun blazing - you run out of the way.

#robert bob floyd #bob floyd x y/n #bob floyd x you #bob floyd x reader #robert floyd x you #robert floyed x reader #robert floyed x y/n #top gun imagine #top gun maverick #not cm #kj’s 5 sentence baby blurbs!

[allegra-writes]

"Teething troubles"

Lestat De Lioncourt x Louis De Pointe Du Lac

General Audiences, fluff.

Warnings: None. Lestat’s questionable parenting, toddler on toddler violence, Karen character.

Baby Claudia likes to bite people

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Little Claudia had anger issues, there was no way around it. Lestat liked to joke she had inherited his temper, but truth be told, Louis did not find it funny. He did not find it funny when he got called from Claudia’s daycare because she had destroyed a toy in a fit of rage, he did not find it funny when the cat ran away scared because Claudia had screamed at him in reply to his hiss, and he did not find it funny when he had to rush her to the ER because she had banged the cupboard door with her tiny fists in frustration when it refused to open for her.

Lestat, of course, was of no use. He loved Claudia so much she was absolutely perfect in his eyes. His little princess could do no wrong, so why would he feel the need to correct her behavior? 

“I just don’t see what the big deal is" He expressed, sprawled on the park bench as if he owned the place, while they watched with vigilant eyes as Claudia frolicked around the playground. 

"Lestat, she bit Miss Lily!" Louis explained, clearly mortified, "Miss Bricks was aghast!" 

"Who's Miss Bricks?"

"The daycare's director"

Lestat was trying, and failing, to suppress a smirk.

"The director of Claudia’s daycare is called Miss Bricks?" 

"She also bit Armand"

That was too much for Lestat, who could not stop the giggles from rising up his throat, risking Louis' wrath. 

But far from getting mad, he seemed to be fighting a smile of his own.

"Don't-... Don't laugh" He protested, the corners of his mouth curving up despite himself. Luckily, he was saved by Claudia’s disgruntled noises of discontent as she attempted unsuccessfully to climb up the slide the same way she had slid down, instead of using the ladder like she was supposed to.

Lestat finally let himself go, laughing loud and boisterous, with his heart full of mirth but also of happiness, as he watched his little family. His Claudia, his daughter , the little spitfire of a baby he loved more than life itself, huffing and puffing and stomping her wee little feet, looking mortally offended the slide refused to cooperate with her; and his husband, the most beautiful man to walk the earth, as he tried to reason with her, using words as "frictional force" and "momentum" that she had no hope to understand. 

Baby Claudia, of course, remained unconvinced. 

"The problem," Louis sighed, as Claudia let out a pterodactyl screech after once again slipping down the slide she was trying to climb, "is that you set goals for yourself that are unattainable by both man and baby" 

Lestat was still giggling when Louis, defeated, came back to his side.

“I’m afraid she’s still a bit young for physics, mon amour”

Louis shrugged.

“She doesn’t like to be condescended at. Besides, she will understand one day. She’ll learn about physics and Sisyphus, look back at this moment, and start making a lot of connections…”

“Looks like that might not be the only connection she’ll be making” Lestat commented, nose scrunching in distaste as he watched a blonde little boy around Claudia’s age making his way to their daughter, probably wanting to see what the ruckus was all about.

The encounter, however, did not seem to be going well, as the kid raised his hand, reaching for one of Claudia’s piggy tails, and tugged hard. 

Twin yells of “Hey!” resonated through the park as Louis and Lestat jumped to their feet to rush to their daughter’s defense, but were stopped by a blonde woman, clearly the aggressive child’s mom. 

“Oh, don’t worry!” She chuckled, her high-pitched cackles nowhere nearly as cute as Lestat’s laugh to Louis’ ears, “It just means he likes her!”

Louis De Pointe Du Lac had never been a violent man. In fact, he proud himself on being a master of his instincts. There was nothing he hated more than those racist stereotypes that painted people of color as being hot-tempered and belligerent. But the moment he saw his baby girl’s eyes well up with tears, he knew he could have torn that chauvinistic nincompoop of a woman and her rude spawn to pieces. He was already advancing, on auto-pilot, his body moving forward before his mind could authorize the movement, when he felt Lestat’s grounding hand on his chest.

“Oh, look!” He commented, casually, his tone deceivingly sweet as Claudia threw herself at the boy, tackling him to the ground. “It seems our little Claudia likes him back!”

“Tommy!” Screamed the horrified woman, no longer cheerful, running to help his brat, whose cheek was currently between Claudia’s small but sharp teeth. 

Neither he nor Lestat made a single move to help the blonde pair. And, honestly, Louis didn’t even think of reprimanding his husband as he took their daughter in his arms, praising her for “sticking up for herself” and “a job well done”. How could he, when Claudia was beaming, waving the handful of blonde curls she had plucked off her would-be harasser's head around triumphally for her papas to see?

Yeah, there would come a time, probably soon, when they’d have to address Claudia’s temper problem. But that day wasn’t it. 

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[vilelittlecritter]

I like to imagine that when basil gets scared he doesn't do a little cutsey anime boy scream or whatever.

He shrieks, like pterodactyl cry, Matt from SuperMega kind of screaming.

It has gone to the point where no one wants to scare him just because of how loud he screeches.

#omori basil #omori #omori shitpost #omori headcanons

[like-rain-or-confetti]

Request: How do you get rid of someone who won't leave you alone?

The group were walking home after a night out hosted by Oswald Cobblepot in the Iceberg Lounge. "Alright, someone wants to talk to you and you want no part of it. What do you do?" You asked. "Bash their head in." Harley replied quickly. "No, no killing or anything like that. Just normal reaction." "That's pretty normal for me, hon." Harley retorted. "Okay average sane person normal." You shot back. "Damn it!" Harley huffed. "How would any of us know that?" "Excuse me, I'll have you know. I am perfectly sane." The Riddler proclaimed. "No, you're not." Harley and Jonathan replied in unison. "We were doctors, honey, we know." Harley added. Harvey chuckled. "What they said." Before Edward could protest further, Jonathan spoke up. "I think the most sane one here would be (Y/N)." You gasped in excitement. "This is my moment!" You said to yourself. "Right, first it's all about the stance, so, legs apart." You created a very large gap that left you squating to keep balance and then each step has to be well timed. The walk could be the iconic 'Grinch formation' you tiptoed with high knees your hands clawed in front of you. The group chuckled. "Then you tighten your bocal chords, suck in and let out a very loud-" The noise you made was inhuman and had many of the group doubled over laughing. "You sound like a pterodactyl!"

The Riddler: "And they think that's normal." He pointed at you before be broke into laughter. He tried not to find it amusing. He tried to not have such a low standard of humour. Funny noises shouldn't be funny! Yet they were and the Riddler is doubled over.

Scarecrow: So he smirked slightly at the mental image but isn't as amused as the others. That is quite funny though. He will give you that. Might even show just how you got the rogues for friends, who else would screech like a pterodactyl at strangers?

Two-Face: Both would laugh. He thought you were funnier than you realised. Two-Face insisted that would definitely do the trick but come to them if you need someone shot. Harvey agrees. Although be fully prepared for him being unable to really unsee that mental image for a while.

Black Mask: Babe, anyone messes with you and you let him know. Roman has your back. Although that was very very funny and he couldn't hide the chuckle.

Penguin: He's cackling. Whilst that's incredibly dumb, please do that in slow days at the Lounge. No, it probably wouldn't work but he wants- no, he NEEDS to see this in action.

Mad Hatter: Jervis curls up into a ball on the middle of the street. Rocking himself on his feet as he hugged his knees to hold his balance. Meanwhile, he was shaking with laughter. He's trying to contain it but that noise was just too funny. He couldn't even acknowledge the comments the others made. "You broke Jervis!"

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