#Crack <3

[solis-angelus]

HI HELLO PLEASE READ THIS FIC

(don't like tomarry?

THATS FINE.

Read it anyway!!!!!

It's only in the subtext

BUT THE CRACK IS

REAL)

#multisized fonts #i'm sleep deprived #harry james potter #tom riddle #voldemort #THIS FIC IS THE LOML #Crack <3 #I found this fic on ao3 through the tag “grocery shopping” #I love my searching habit #I should be in hufflepuff this is a particularly good find. It's a gold mine

[kar-krashew]

Phoenix is minding his own business, wistfully and pathetically rereading his texts with Edgeworth when Pearls walks up to him, asks him, “Mr. Nick, who’s your sugar dah-dee?” and walks away before he can respond. Understandably, Phoenix’s brain takes about 3-5 business days to reset and fully process the statement; he wakes up in a cold sweat a week later.

“Holy shit,” Phoenix says, “I have a sugar daddy.”

#my writing #narumitsu #wrightworth #crack <3 #ace attorney

[bisexualvader]

what my notifs look like currently

#the boop wars.... sending loving boops back from my main blog <3 #boop #april fool's day #april fools #star wars #sw memes #sw crack #star wars shitpost #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #aaphra's stuff

[saphushia]

the red eye is just a redstone prosthetic. the other one? well. hm.

#bro is cracked (literal) #ethoslab #hermitcrap #hermitcraft #he's a little fucked <3 #art #fanart

[gageisahomeboi]

Another one

#fallout #fallout memes #fo4 #crack #nuka world #fallout 2 #fallout 4 #fallout new vegas #fallout 3 #fallout 76 #fallout nv #fonv #fo3 #fo2 #sole survivor #Kellogg #fo4 Kellogg #institute #synth

[emahriel]

bon appétit friends umikochann's artwork

#em: txt #i have deceased tbh #amelia understands #also samantha's “YES SOLDIER” cracks me up #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dave jones #halsin #samantha beart #karlach #umikochannart #amelia tyler

[blluespirit]

there are so many amazing and powerful benders in atla but what i love about zuko is that whether or not he can use his bending in that moment has zero (0) bearing on how much he’s going to absolutely kick your ass. no bending? that’s fine - he’s got swords. no swords or bending? that’s fine - he’s literally just going to beat you up. if you’re REALLY unlucky then you get all three. as a treat.

#like he’s surrounded by these amazing benders. #azula who’s a prodigy #the literal avatar #katara who mastered water bending in like -3 days #(literally iconic of her tbh) #and zuko IS a great firebender (his abilities as a firebender improve as his story progresses) #but it just absolutely cracks me up when i remember zuko will just. not use his bending sometimes #anyway zuko alone fight was special bc he really said i will use all three bc ur special 🤭 #zuko #avatar the last airbender #avatar: the last airbender #atla #jack talks #where’s that post that’s like zuko is a prodigy but his special skill is breaking and entering and he can’t tell anyone about that

[goodomens-girlie]

I actually need Mrs. Sandwich and Crowley to be besties in s3

#good omens #good omens s2 #good omens show #crowley #good omens fandom #aziraphale #neil gaiman #crowley x arizaphale #aziraphale x crowley #good omens edit #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens s3 #good omens season 3 #crowley good omens #good omens crack #good omens crowley #mrs sandwich #I love mrs sandwich

[rendevok]

Moon dance 🌕✨

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #capcom cafe #not sure HOW to tag this but it’s royal narumitsu my beloveds!!! #i love love love LOVE how their little gold details all sort of look like crescent moons of some sort! the inherent romance of the moon <3 #also i cracked the CODE on edgeworth’s gold details i feel so big brained!!!! #can you believe i had this sketch since february of LAST year?? the side by side comparison is WILD bc it’s practically the same #back at it again with the nrmt + hands nonsense! didn’t really mean to do it this time but wow. hands huh #also…. if i said this would be a goldfoil print would anyone want..? 👀 #come yell at me if yes or no or maybe you just feel as craci about the royal narumitsus as i do #rendevok #fan art #aa

[okthisway]

Gale's intimidation check

#bloodweave #astarion #gale #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3edit #incorrect bg3 #bg3 crack #my gifs #these are really fun to make!! takes forever to find fitting moments though #i wish i could draw! but it would take 1 million years too so #sticking with gifs for now

[vanilkaplays]

#Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #Astarion #Baldur's Gate 3 gifs #BG3 gifs #gif #gremlin keeps cracking me up during inappropriate situations #but I'd lie if I said that's not one of the reasons why I like having him along #also look how shiny!

[bizarrelittlemew]

ofmd x tumblr

#ofmd tumblr text posts #incorrect quotes #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd gifs #tumblr screenshot #ofmd 2x4 #our flag means death #ofmd x tumblr #i am putting wayyy to much work into these but at least i'm having fun <3 #s2 is so dark i have to recolor my ancient screenshots #been holding onto the last one for a year thinking “hm this has ed energy but there's no fitting clip in s1” AND THEN S2 FUCKING DELIVERED #ofmd crack

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

#not a shitpost #serious post #ask to tag #tw trauma #cptsd #c-ptsd #and if so we should TALK about it #because it means there are a whole group of survivors out there whose mental health regularly worsens during holidays #like i know i am most certainly not the only person who feels an undefined Dread hanging over christmas/my birthday/july 4 etc #bc too many shitty things happened during those times and now my brain is hypervigilant bc traditionally these are the Danger Times #and this seems like it would be particularly common for survivors of abusive/dysfunctional households (aka most people with c-ptsd) #because holidays/vacations typically mean 1) the whole family is together/being forced to interact #2) and undergoing external stressors e.g. travel/relatives aka 'outsiders' visiting/routines & coping mechanisms being interrupted etc #3) there is social pressure for this to be a Fun Family Bonding Experience which only highlights the cracks in the foundation #and exposes the common Everything Is Fine/We Are A Happy Family lie #4) the cognitive dissonance of feeling tired/anxious/stressed/afraid during a time when you are 'supposed' to be Making Good Memories #and then everyone is angry/tired/anxious/triggered and things boil over and something or someone goes Very Wrong #weird that i'm posting this in october when halloween is...sort of the ONLY holiday i have only good and happy feelings towards #i got lucky there #also i have positive feelings towards Labor Day but that's for socialist reasons

[pichirobi]

this world's not tame, little fang

#tiddy falin for the soul #i love 'dance with death' style farcille pieces #so i thought i'd take a crack at it :3 #falin #falin touden #marcille #marcille donato #farcille #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #cw blood #tw blood #just a lil bit

[warpedpuppeteer]

The Buckley-Diaz family Conundrum:

#the answer is of course: all 3 happened simultaneously #this was a team effort #buddie #buckley diaz family #eddie diaz #evan buck buckley #evan buckley #christopher diaz #911 abc #911 memes #911 crack

[bgthree]

Shadowheart, unblinking, staring at Tav across the campfire because everyone knows they snuck off with Astarion after the tiefling party last night: does fucking a vampire count as necrophilia?

Everyone: *freezes*

Gale: *drops his big spoon into the breakfast pot, spattering some on Lae’zel*

Wyll: *startled coughing fit*

Halsin: *genuinely considering the question*

Karlach: *whispering to Wyll* what is necrophilia? does that mean, like, a thing about necks, or what…?

Tav: I…I think I need to go lie down.

Astarion, returning from his morning hunt a few moments later, emerging from the woods and taking in the strained camp-mosphere: why is everyone being weird? who died?

Lae’zel, still angrily cleaning herself off: you

Gale: *drops his spoon again, seconds after successfully fishing it out the first time*

#this is the worst thing I’ve ever written #bg3 crack treated seriously #astarion x tav #bg3 #baldurs gate three #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #tav #Astarion #Shadowheart #Gale #Lae’zel #Wyll #Halsin #Karlach #tiefling party