I know the boys are joking, but the idea that an enemy can steal your money as part of their attack is Compelling 👀
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In order to save the princess you have to disguise yourself as a teen and go to the Prom. But you aren’t getting in without a date who actually goes to the school. You approach a group of students. Another member of your party assigns them numbers 1-20 and puts the numbers in a hat. The number you draw is the one you must ask to prom.
Roll a d20 to see who you ask
1. Jimbob the Teifling. He just got his driver’s license!
2. Betty the bard with a bucket hat
3. JT. They’re dad is the owner of the local super market
4. Carlos the Orc Druid. He’s new in town
5. Duchess Vanessa. She’s the princess’s cousin and is super jealous of her
6. Gooobydoob 6’5” tall human raised by kobolds. Can speak 6 languages
7. Enoby D’arkness Dementa Raven Way. She’s goffic
8. Apples the talking horse. She’s the class valedictorian and her dad is in jail for arson.
9. Chris. He’s flattered but politely declines because he’s already going with Tiffany. Roll again.
10. Tiffany. She already said yes to Chris but doesn’t tell you that because she would rather go with you because she was only going with Chris to make Carlos jealous, and she thinks you would make him more jealous. Meanwhile Carlos is completely oblivious to the fact that Tiffany has a crush on him. Which is probably for the best. Carlos has a crush on Ursula, but is too shy to admit it.
11. Ursula, the bug bear with great hair
12. Mike and Ezekiel, they are already going together but are open to a 3rd. (They only have one number because your friend didn’t see Ezekiel. He is wearing a very effective camouflage jump suit)
13. Marsha. She’s actually best friends with the princess and would be invaluable for your mission. The only problem, her parents are super strict and have forbid her from going to the dance. She accepts your invitation on the condition that you can break her out of the house and provide a prom dress. (All her dresses are little house on the prairie style)
14. Jacque the elvin jock. He’s the quarter back of the football team and his dad is the cop that put Apples’ dad in jail for arson.
15. Bryce. He gave everyone lice. In fact he did so twice. What an unfortunate roll of the dice.
16. Lord flip flop. King of the waves.
17. Rocko. Sells drugs to all the teachers.
18. Hyacinth. Shortest of her 11 siblings at only 10’9”, this giant barbarian is a (not so) huge disappointment to her family. She was also an unknowing accomplice in the arson that landed Apples’ dad in jail.
19. Beck. They were going to skip the prom to instead do a pop up art show featuring their art series entitled “lawfulness by definition is never neutral. a retrospective of systemic genocide of halflings and kobolds by creating strategic laws that codified pitting the two races against each other by the corrupt government of king Victor-Justin XI from the years 76899 to 76904 inclusive” the art itself consists of discarded wooden bowls from Red Oak Tavern, all painted with concentric circles in neon orange. But Beck likes your aura enough to go to the prom with you and re schedule the art show for next weekend.
20. Lucy. Her mom is the janitor. She stole a key ring with all the keys to all the rooms in the school ages ago. Her mom still has no idea. She’ll let you into any room in the school for a stick of gum. Or even for free if she thinks it’s funny enough. She just likes chaos.
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Warlock patron idea:
Hot mommy devil picks up a child and raises it! Do the other devils want the child? Did she make a bargain for it? Is it some important NPC's secret firstborn child? Did she win the child in a bet? Maybe the sexy mommy devil has no Idea that her new little mortal poppet is from a royal bloodline! Maybe the other devils know? Did the devil that lost the bet know? Did he loose the child because she cheated on the bet and therefore forfeited the game? Maybe he wants the mortal child back?
Does sexy devil mommy run away from the hells to take care of her brand spanking new mortal toy? Does she like the baby because it belongs to her, or does she genuinely care about them? What secrets could she be keeping from the child? Does she know that devils are after her? Is she hiding from the knights-errant because she knows they are looking for the stolen child?
What if it's a rapunzel situation and the child strikes out on their own to find out the truth about who they are? What if the party stumbles onto a ridiculous tower or a super creepy castle that is glamoured to look ruined? Or a hell-mouth looking geological formation?
Or maybe the warlock sneaks out and accidentally finds out that they are the baddies Adora in She-Ra style!
Mother Gothel's super sheltering "no one will ever touch a single hair (ha ha) on my child's precious head" attitude
The pseudo catholic guilt of: "I escaped from the nine hells to give you a better life!"
The emotional torment of: "I saved your life when you were nothing but a tiny little helpless bite-sized devil snack"
And the ever so manipulative "I took you, I could have just left you, but I took you and I raised you as my own because I love you"
Would our intrepid hero be cool with being used as a bargaining chip?
Do they ever find out their important origins?
How does that affect their relationship with their parent / warlock Parton??
I think this could be super juicy and angsty. But also... it could hit close to home for people with abusive/manipulative parents. So... you know... use safety tools.
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New probably bad concept: A rogue / assassin's guild that's made a contract with the local patch of the Feywild to have personal self-care and health-regulating familiars for their members to ease stress / PTSD symptoms
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An orc but their club is actually a wizard with a repellent spell.
Painful for the wizard, but very convenient for the orc.
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Soul Eater X One Piece Zoro n Luffy designs :D
(click for better quality // no reposts please but reblogs are greatly appreciated!)
I know having zoro be the miester is a weird choice but hear me out! I was mainly inspired off this crossover artwork and the brainrot led me to develop my own au ideas around it. I've structured it so non of SE's canon deathsythe's exist, including(!!!) Justin Law. So the idea that a weapon can become a deathsythe independently has not been proven yet.
Kuina (weapons)'s inner conflict revolves around this, and her father (miester) is the one who perpetuates the idea further. it's been a while since I've read/watched SE so I will need a huge refresher on everything but I do think the themes of weapon/miester inequality could translate the sexism one surrounding swordsmanship' well. Zoro after her death decides to take on her dream along his own of being the world's first(and best!) independent deathsythe.
and while Luffy does become his miester later on (their "my ambition means nothing if I cannot protect my captain" moment) they're still pretty independent, zoro fighting like Justin as a lone weapon and Luffy fighting with his fists and DF (which are translated as special abilities that are passed down through souls of previous users (ace and sabo angst I'm looking at you)).
@spyder-fyre (hope you don't mind the tag!) pointed out how Luffy is probably alot more similar to black star in terms of personality so Im thinking about how I'll work with that, I do think black stars 'larger-than-life' ambitions are very similar to Luffy's too! not entirely sure what I want to do w him yet but I'm open to ideas and will probably do a re-read for ideas too.
also what do y'all think of this :?
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