#Emercury

[razorblade180]

Yang:Truth or Dare?

Emerald:Fuck it, dare.

Yang:I dare you to call Mercury and tell him that you want to get back together.

Emerald:You’re actually a menace.

Weiss:This is why you shouldn’t play.

Yang:C’mon it’s all in good fun.

Blake:You still talk about him.

Emerald:And? That’s not gonna stop him from being all smug about this. Ugh. *dials number*

Ruby:Put it on speaker.

Emerald:Shush. Give me a sec will ya?

Mercury:*groans* Hello…?

Emerald:H-Hey. Did I wake you? Sorry.

Mercury:It’s whatever. What’s up? You stranded somewhere?

Emerald:No…*blushes* I just..miss you. I miss us.

Mercury:….

Mercury:Nah, you’re just ovulating.

Call ends

Emerald:….

RBY: *mouth covered*

Weiss:That was…the last thing I expected.

Yang:*tearing up* Holy shit, that was such a sucker punch. Em, I’m sorry, but what the fuck did you do to that boy?

Emerald:Me!?

Blake:He woke up, asked if you needed help, and apparently knows your cycle!? He didn’t even believe you!

Emerald:It’s complicated! *looks at scroll* Damnit, I’m pissed! Ruby, truth or fucking dare.

Ruby:I think you two can work things out.

Emerald:I said Truth or Dare!

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #emerald sustrai #mercury black #emercury

[digitalcherrii]

I haven’t posted them in so long

#rwby #mercury black #emerald sustrai #emercury #anime #my art #art #drawing #digital art #manga #anime art #manga art #colour #fan art #cartoon #artists on tumblr #illustration

[meliorqte]

mm

#emercury #emerald sustrai #mercury black #rwby

[doodlenainers]

I forgot to post this oops! Something about yearning or whatever

#rwby #mercury black #emerald sustrai #rwby mercury #rwby emerald #emercury #I’m obsessed with them still

[coleslawr02]

tch. these guys…

#rwby #rwby fanart #mercury black #emerald sustrai #tyrian callows #emercury #my art

[velveteen-art]

Emerald suddenly regrets switching sides.

#i've had this joke in my head since V8 aired and finally did something about it #emerald sustrai #mercury black #emercury #emerald x mercury #mercury black x emerald sustrai #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY Ship names are so funny because you have typical ships by joining the names or last names (Renora, Arkos, Emercury), then you have more creative and pretty names like Bumbleby, Gemstones or Whiterose.

And then you have Pussy Magnet.

#rwby #bumbleby #arkos #renora #emercury #rwby gemstones #white rose #pussy magnet

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: MMmm-MH! Goooood Morning Yang!

Yang: *Brushing Teeth* M'rn Rbs!

Ruby: You're up bright and early. What's up?

Yang: *Spits in sink* Me and Blakey got a whole day planned-*Gargling & Swishing Mouthwash, Spits* We're gonna go for a walk in the park to get some pictures taken and do a little window shopping, then we're meeting up with her parents for lunch!

Ruby: You've got a whole day planned, Huh! Is there something special about to ... day ...

Ruby checks the calender - wednesday, Febuary 14th.

Valentines day

Ruby: Nonono! Not now! I haven't prepared!

Yang: Sorry Rubes! I gotta get dressed, so unless you wanna see me naked again, you should-

Ruby: I'm going, I'm going!

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Weiss! Blake and Yang are busy-

Weiss: I have Dates planned Ruby! I'm afraid I can't help you.

Ruby: With- I'm sorry did you say 'Dates' as in Dates Plural?

Weiss: Yes I did.

Ruby: Isn't that kind of-

Penny: Salutations Ruby! I am here to see My Valentines for the day!

Ruby: Penny? You're going out with Weiss?

Jaune: I am too! We're going to be switching on and off throughout the day!

Ruby: What.

Penny: Knowing that you identify as 'Asexual' I inquired what romance felt like to Weiss, who was on her way to ask Jaune on a 'date.' Jaune brought up how Polyamorous relationships were uncommon but plausible, so Weiss agreed to spend her time with us both!

Ruby: ... Oh.

Weiss: Yes, and I still need to finish readying up! Please leave so that I may Dress!

~~~~~

Loud Thumping and groaning may be heard behind Ren and Nora's Door, along with slapping sounds.

Ruby: I dunno why I thought they'd be doing anything else.

~~~~~

Oscar: Hey Ruby! What're you up to?

Ruby: Finding you! Everyone else is busy with Valentines, so I figured "hey, Oscar hasn't seemed interested in anyone, and he know what romance is" so I looked for you so we could have a Totally Platonic hangout. Which, for Valentines day would be weird-

Whitley: *Barging in* Hello my Evergreen~ I brought Cinnamon raisin Oatmeal cookies for my most sweet of sweets~

Oscar: Uuuhh ... Sorry Ruby, I'm kinda busy?

Ruby: ￣へ￣

~~~~~

Ruby: *Knocking on Door* HEY UNCLE QROW!

Robyn: *Wrapped in a towel* Sorry kid, He's busy in the Bathroom.

Ruby: ... i though him and Clover-

Clover: I'm here Too!

Qrow: I got a big heart Kid! Now leave and let me bathe with these guys, or I'll tell them about your seventh brithday!

Clover: Now that I wanna hear!

Ruby: You wouldn't!

Robyn: *Holding Qrow's hand* He Would.

Ruby: ... Got it. Have a nice time. Please leave a sock on your handle next time this happens!

~~~~~

Ruby: ...

Emerald: How do they feel now?

Mercury: *Rubbing his legs, crying Slightly* They feel Real. They feel like they're back.

Ruby: Well That's sweet.

Emerald: We're trying. I'd talk more but concentration-

Ruby: And Merc seems like he needs you, have a nice day.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Winter-

Winter: ...

Cinder: *On Winter's shoulder* ...

Ruby: ... I'll be going.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Miss Schnee-

Willow: *sweaty and Flushed* Hello Dear! I'm afraid I don't have much time-

Kali: Willow~ We have time for one more round before me and Ghira need to see our Kitten~

Ruby: Just go-

Willow: I can take a break if you need-

Ruby: I'll be fine, i get it-

Willow: Seriously, If you need something-

Ruby: Thank you, but I'm good, all good, go have your fun-

~~~~~

TaiYang: Hey! You've reached the Personal Scroll of Taiyang Xiao Long! At the moment I am pounding someone's ass right now, and Can't reach you! PLease leave a message at the Tone!

Ruby: *Hangs up* Safe to assume that's where Raven is.

~~~~~

Ruby: ... Hey? Hey Torchwick!

Roman: *Sitting at a table at a cafe* Little Red, I'm not in the mood for any of our games today.

Ruby: What do you mean?

Roman: Look, Neo's a free spirit, and on today of all days, she's reveling in Warm bodies rather than cold blood, leaving little ol' me out to dry, just cause the way I get down and Dirty is only ever stylish not sexy.

Ruby: ... yeah, I get that. Everyone I can think of is either being horny or romantic. It's annoying.

Roman: Oh-ho-ho! It seems the little nightmare for all the criminals in Vale is and Ace of Spades, huh?

Ruby: Well ... *Unfurling Crescent Rose as she takes a seat* Wrong Farm tool, but yeah, my flags fly white, gray, Green and Purple.

Roman: ... how about truce for today? I get the feeling if we stay out of each other's trouble our friends and family can have a nice day.

Ruby: No assault, theft from Mom and Pop shops, no murders, no trafficking and no destruction of property.

Roman: ... take off destruction of property.

Ruby: Hostile architecture only.

Roman: *Extending his hand* Deal.

Ruby: *shaking his hand* Sweet.

#rwby #ruby rose #roman torchwick #NOT rosewick #platonic rosewick? #bumbleby #whiteknight #frostbyte #frostknyte #rich farmers #renora #true fairgame #jailbyrds #fairgame #cinwin #emercury #tairaven #rwby pheonix #rwby shitpost

[catsintei]

the crossed belts on this mercury design are so emerald coded 🤭

#rwby #mercury black #emerald sustrai #emercury #i'm delusional

[bearmageddon]

The Christmas kids were nothing but a gift

#rwby #mercury black #emerald sustrai #emercury #thief and the butcher #jaded #chevy’s doods #digital doods #winter shiz #been wanting to try this take on her hair #very fun honestly #definitly google a bunch of pics of dreads with bangs #d

[brokentrafficknight]

Jet Black

Son of a master thief and an assassin. Surprisingly well adjusted since they reformed

#rwby #emerald sustrai #mercury black #emercury #emerald x mercury #rwbabies #jet black

[razorblade180]

Mercury:If we truly live in a time of equality then guys need to start stealing hoodies from women.

Emerald:Are you telling me you’re really going to want my “Sweet like chocolate” hoodie?

20 minutes later

Mercury:*in the hoodie* Zzzz

Emerald:…

Emerald:Honestly I don’t hate this outcome.

#rwby #emerald sustrai #mercury black #emercury

[ghostiwo]

@emercuryweek April 22nd: Modern AU 

#i’m one day late whoopsie #emercury #emercury week #rwby #emerald sustrai #mercury black #emeralds shirt says get bent #lol #my art

[howlingday]

Mercury: If Jaune Arc were a woman, I would make him my mistress.

Emerald: ...kind of a weird thing to say to your wife, Mercury.

#rwby #emercury #caduceus #mercury black #emerald sustrai #oversimplified

[rocknroll7575]

Ship name?

Mercury: Look, I just think that Vale's comics are not as good as Mistral's Manga! There are barely any good ones!

Jaune: Look I get it, lately comics haven't been as compelling as Manga but trust me, Vale Comics are still awesome and do have some awesome storylines and new concepts!

Emerald: *Smiles* 'What a bunch of dorks... I wanna choke on their cocks'

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The only name I could come up with was "Jewelry box"? Idk, you guys try something!

#rwby #jaune arc #emerald sustrai #mercury black #jaune x emerald x mercury #ship name? #fun idea #rwby ships #three way ship #jaune arc x emerald sustrai #jaune x emerald #jaune arc x mercury black #jaune x mercury #rwby topaz #rwby silverknight #topaz #silverknight #emercury #emerald sustrai x mercury black #rwby emercury

[merethessc]

missing them hours

#emerald sustrai #mercury black #emercury #rwby #my art