#Hey fam is this anything

[cowardlykrow]

“I let him die / Taking your advice”

#Hey fam is this anything #Edit: someone compared this to the Red string of fate and I’m dead. they’ve killed me. #spies are forever #saf #we'll collectively pretend the blood pouring from one hand to the other does not look weird at all #Okay but cHRIST i fully colored and recolored curt so many times #and I still don’t think I’m happy with him lol #I think it’s because I really can’t shade clothes no matter how hard I pretended to #also I always forget my freebie art program hates big canvases and pixelates the colors really weird when I blur so #sorry if u see any of that bs #owen carvour #agent curt mega #Curt mega #blood #??????? #fanart #tcb #tin can bros #I think next time I draw him I’m gonna attempt to make him look a little less like Joey #if I even can #digital art #art #digital drawing

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #im 100% here for danny using his powers for stupid shit and not the important battle stuff #this post wasn’t meant to be like this so I guess heres for you guys who read my stupid tags #I was gonna have the batfam adopt danny after a reveal and just not know all the crazy stuff he can do #they think they got him figured out then at the manner he does something like seep into the floor to get his forgotten school bag #or he turns invisible cause he got caught parnking and bruce is talking to him and steph but he just dips #no wait I can do better. he gets yelled at by bruce (aka new father figure) for eating a corn chip off the floor and just vanishes from… #… from getting surprised. meanwhile bruce is like!?!?!?!!? #just imagine them going crazy because they have no idea his powerset and they thought they did #his new siblings make a game of it #they get on missions and keep asking danny to do more and more impossible stuff just to see if he will reveal a new power #hey danny go scope out the area but make sure you arent seen ok #and hes like sure thing fam and goes invisible and intangible #doesn’t think to just take out the baddies and returns to them with a full floor plan and locatikn of all the baddies and drugs #like wtf #hey danny think you can do anything about that generator? and hes like sure thing fam and then freezes it #danny bro this guy is out of control! little help? and danny just walks up to the guy and overshadows him and handcuffs himself #brother daniel I dint think we can get in but theres a small hole here in the wall #would you be able to do anything about that? and instead of just walking thru the wall danny shifts his body and goes thru the hole #as if he had no bones and became liquid #the game gets intense and breaks bruce so he gives in first (yes he was playkng too) and just asks danny to show them his powers #he will say some shit like ‘ah hey chum think you can show us all your abilities? that was we can coordinate better in the field.’ #dannys just like ‘yea daddio sure thing’ then proceeded to show off his entire move set minus wail until bruce showed him a chamber… #… that could ‘with stand’ his power (spoiler he destroyed that fucking toom lmao) #ok my spaghetti rings and meatballs have been done for a while and juliet is trying to eat them out the microwave so hopefully these tags #fed yall goobers #man I should have just made a second post lmao #stood in the kitchen too long typing and they got cold

[linesofmagic]

@daydreambclievers sent: “yeah, you’re not human. you’re saying it like it’s some big reveal, but I already knew.” from aislin for whoever bc she makes. the worst choices.

"really? you couldn't let me have the drama of the moment? wow. way to ruin all my fun, ais." he lets out an exaggerated sigh. "okay, but like... how'd you figure it out? and don't skimp on the details. i gotta know. both for curiosity and for like. safety or whatever."

#daydreambclievers #mat;aislin;thread #mat;aislin;meme #answered;; #mat;aislin;001 #okay this seemed like the MOST chaotic possible combination #and once that hit me i HAD to do it #as for how like. mat can manipulate luck??? #so maybe like. she can see that magic in a way most people can't?? #also like anything with his fam tbh #like if she met marcy i feel like she'd probably be able to see #that marcy is part dragon??? #idk #i am def open to ideas #i feel like he probs did not introduce her to his parents for obvious reasons #or if he did it was like 'hey these are... my aunt/uncle or other siblings' #but anyway. ivar's skin faintly glows and humans can't see it #but aislin def would be able to #so lots o' options for you

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

There is such despair in his eyes I need to fuck him like a rabid animal

#im talking about Nishiki btw #sorry i need to stop watching the opening for Kiwami but i need to hear Virtical Point every time it's such a banger #unfortunately i also get those glimpses of Nishiki when he's covered in blood or shooting those dudes or in despair after losing his fam #im sorry i see his lip trembling and im like i need to violently make out with him against a wall #hmm should i make a new tag for stuff like this or is it enough for me to be weird in the tags on other posts. would i make enough posts #of this sort to be worth it. actually yeah here's a tag for yall to mute: #even though it's actually only 6:40 in the evening. basic tag ik but hey i cant think of anything better #edit: hello tumblr doesnt like that tag so imma test a new one: #midnight magpie posts

[miafi]

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#not doing well this fine morning fam #the heat is getting to me #and also the morning shift with my colleague that i don't really like and don't want a morning shift with #but hey could be worse #could be an afternoon shift with her #i can't eat anything #my stomach just refuses to have something inside #and that makes me want to cry #it is related #don't ask me why or how #can't explain #personal #food mention tw

[redxriiot]

Okay, but Kiri after seeing the Bakugou’s there at UA with all the parents and refugees would absolutely refer to them as Mom and Dad and double down on the acting like family shit when he notices his dad nearby.

#hc #//Remembering things and hcs #//While I do shit and Cope ksdjndfdfg #//Esp since That Bit in the manga is nigh #;mun has spoken #//Ei frantically looking for ways to avoid talking to his dad; maybe to spite him #//Well; it'd take the man actually CARING about him (and he DOES; enough for it to matter at least) to really dig at him or anything #//But his dad aside; referring to them as his parents instead is v cathartic he finds #//Prolly catches them off guard; but if Ei plays his cards right; he can get the REST of the bakusquad in on it too #//Makes Mistuki feel like the squad mom so he can say it without her complaining; even getting rowdy affection out of it #//Mans thought this out V well #//Feels a little guilty calling somebody other than his mama his mom (and ONLY mom; never 'mama') but hey #//His mama took her turn to run off on him too; it looks like; so he's EARNED this right; thank you #//With friend Kit's au idea; it's the Todorokis he clings to instead; but yee #//Mans is so desperate for a proper family since his best friend moved away; a couple times meeting the bakufam got him Attached #//And this time; he's actually going to INDULGE in anything they give him; not shy away from it bc he thinks they're pitying him #//Is why he's also v attached to the Gum fam. But Fat Gum isn't really present enough at UA for Ei to claim him as dad #//Especially not as much as he would WANT TO; esp to escape into whenever he spots his own old man. Bc Taishiro is the best hiding spot #//Would have been his first choice too; bc then he could sell the matter as in his mom found someone knew that Ei ADORES #//But the Bakufam work too #//He likes them v much too; bc their fam dynamic is so goddamn FUN

[wabblebees]

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#i have fucking class in 30 minutes and the prospect of... actually going?? is fucking daunting for some unholy stupid-ass fucking reason #i havent been to any of my fucking classes since. god. fucking hell. thursday?? #and even that day i only went to fucking one of them. fuck me. why does this feel so damn impossible its literally just showing ip #who tf gives a shit if i say anything as long as im in the damn class but no. no i have to sit in my freezing-ass room and be Weird abt it. #feel like im stuck in melted plastic. the gunk the molasses the tar pit #but you cant exactly email yr professors and be like hey fam cant come in today its a soup-stuck day yk how it is. in the soup. #maybe if i hauled my ass to the top of a mountain and just SCREAMED id feel better but. idk man #bee speaks

[keeps-ache]

thoughts -o-

#just me hi #hey hallo greetings from a person #how are you?? things are Wonky right now yeah? #__(:o_/)\__ #it #it's already thursday #fam #[ragdolls] #i woke up yesterday and the first thing on my mind was my mortality so yesterday was off to a GREAT start haha [<- sarcastic] #BUT ANYWAY #i'm dragging my feet rn thinking of how i want to format the first chap of my story :/ #i decided i'm really under no obligation to stick to just one story-telling medium?? so i'm going back and forth from just rewriting the #1st chap or brainstorming some shots for a comic #i've already made like 4 chaps but i'm not so happy w/ them now that i've reworked some things #but i have this weird fear of ruining what i've already made so i don't wanna touch them :/// #like yeah i could just make a new file for the new v. but i still have to go back and refer to other parts i've written #[grooooooooooan] it's a whole thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing #but aside from that been thinkin about my Pronouns #like really i default to they/them most of the time but i'm fine with anything i think #like just slap whatever on me dude i'm cool with that #but yeah #geez it's hot in here :/ #ok door propped open :) #oh and turtles #i picked up a turtle for the first (and last) time ever a couple months ago #i had to put it down though cuz it kept kicking and its foot touched me :(((( #little creatures irk me :<<<< #oh i asked my mother abt a new computer and she was surprisingly okay with the idea?? #i think she may have misunderstood something i said that's how well she took it #just tried to tag 'but yeah' again do i really say it that much

[petitexmagician]

"I sensed a pissed off ginger..

"Feels like a good idea to go back and nap.."

#daily quest // dash feed #if there is anything in teyvat to piss off a person its threatening fam #SPEAKING OF FAM HEY JEAN WHY NOT TITLE DROP YOUR MOM TOO

[koushirouizumi]

#koushirouizumi ref #koushirouizumi fl #koushirouizumi fl ref #koushirouizumi fam #(M e ' Hey I need a simple and effective way to describe what a high Cat4~5 sounds like to people who ') :') :') :') ... #(Me ' probs wouldnt give a single genuine actual sh*t about *any of this* either way but ') #(Me ' ... ') #(Me ' Holy sh*t it sounds {almost} exactly like I remember it ') #(I actually hadnt watched Andrew stuff in a LONG TIME because negl it was a little . traumatizing to hear this again) #(There's damage seen towards the end as a warning) #(We also Know PeopleTM QUITE Close to that T u r k e y P o i n t area and) #(sh*T I knew it had bad damage to it but tHAT BAD W O W) #(I mean I expected it too but...) #(Protip: if they tell you + fam to evacuate gET THE HELL OUT OF THERE) #(around 2:10 timemark is some flashing which is a trans{former??} light blowing out) #(around 3:70 mark is the N.H.C radar literally BLOWING OUT and there is flashing too and it lasts for a while long) #(I had seen some of this footage before specifically the radar blowing footage and similar of the winds but NOT all of this) #(It's honestly so sh*t that other day was SO taken up by That GuyTM we could barely even get the date of This acknowledged) #(I wasn't finding ANYTHING the other day other than 'oh here's our passing mention of Andrew in our current forecast!!1!') #(Anyway I have license to link to this AND talk about it) #(considering MY WHOLE DAMN FL FAM LIVED through this storm and multiple Cat 4s that passed through after) #(even if we WERENT immediately in the eye) #(LIKE??? MY CHILDHOOD HOME WAS STILL HEAVILY DAMAGED BY ANDREW???? EVEN IF IT ~~WASNT FLATTENED~~????) #(It was *like half the house* on various ends but BECAUSE WE {FAM} EVACUATED we DIDNT HAVE TO WITHSTAND THAT but) #(*NOT EVERYONE COULD GET OUT*) #(Almost everyone we know 30+ in FL has memories if not other fam that remembers living through specifically THIS STORM) #(And my fam was '''~INLAND~''' and even then many of us are tbh still shocked the whole fam end MADE IT THROUGH this storm) #(Like its COMMON for us to talk abt it BECAUSE WE ALMOST ALL WENT THROUGH IT except the youngest of F.L. fam end!!) #(It was literally LIKE HALF OF J E W I S H end {+a fam friend!} crammed into one fam place for THE WHOLE NIGHT+ into the next days) #(Like I honestly dont even *know* anymore how to describe how terrifying these storms can get unless I LINK SOMETHING like this)

[lazycats-stuff]

Please write Damian x friend reader who's really shy, and they have to make a school project together, and they do so at the manor, but because the reader is shy he doesn't want to meet the family. The family (to annoy damian) want to meet this friends, but Damian actually likes the reader and tries to protect him from his brother's

Hell yes. Oh I love this. The fam would do this. Alfred would be stopping them. I don't know why, but this gif is really adorable to me.

Summary: Damian has a crush and the boys decide to annoy them

Warnings: fluff, angst?, Damian comes out to Bruce and Alfred, shy reader... Mostly fluff though.

Damian Wayne, the son of Batman has a crush on his classmate. Yes, you read it correctly. Damian has a crush on (Y/N) (L/N), a shy boy in his class. Damian thought he was adorable and his shyness made him even more cute to Damian, but Damian knew for a fact that he didn't have a chance with (Y/N).

Anyone who dates a Wayne, will be in the spotlight. And being in high school doesn't make it any better. The pressures and the fact that the girls and some guys were throwing themselves at him and for that, he only got his reputation as cold, not interested in anyone.

That made it much more difficult to even think about approaching (Y/N).

And the fact he was suffering alone made it painful. He didn't tell his family, knowing that they would push him to talk to him, but they wouldn't understand the situation that Damian is in. For Damian, (Y/N) is something that is both within his reach and yet so far, far away.

Damian has come to terms with the fact that he will never be able to be with (Y/N). If only he knew about (Y/N)'s feelings...

But fate has some other plans. During a biology class, the teacher announced that he will pair the kids to make a project. Damian dreaded it because there are two bad outcomes that could come out of it.

One is that he ends up with a person who wouldn't do anything and would just use it for bragging rights and would annoy him to no end. It would be awful and Damian would have to control himself to not kill someone and not to cause a scene.

And the second one is the fact that there is a chance that he will be paired up with (Y/N). That wasn't bad per say, not at all, not by any means. But... The mere fact that he would be paired with his crush wouldn't be easy, not even for Damian. He may have a lot self control, but with (Y/N)...

Damian remained calm when he was paired with (Y/N). Only externally. Internally? He was screaming. How does he even approach him? How in the hell? Okay... Try to be nice...

Damian rubbed his lips, trying to remain calm and devise a plan. Approach him when everyone leaves the classroom. Then tell him and give him phone number so they can contact one another... Okay... That's the first two steps.

Wait... What about his family? Oh no... Well, that's a thing to worry about later.

Damian took a deep breath as he approached (Y/N). (Y/N) blushed already and look at Damian with an uneasy smile. " Hi Damian. "

" Hey (Y/N). Can you give me your number so that I can text you the time and we can contact each other. " Damian said as he took his phone out, allowing (Y/N) to put his phone number in. (Y/N) did just that, ever so nervously.

Damian watched in silence, waiting patiently. After that, (Y/N) quietly mumbled see you later and left. Damian followed him, but in a much slower pace. He walked to his own locker, getting his stuff and leaving the school quickly, going to the car to let Alfred drive him away.

During the drive, Alfred noticed that Damian was bothered by something, but he knew that asking was going to be like pulling teeth. Painful and no one would even bother to do it, but Damian wasn't an average person nor a child.

So all in all, it will be a painful conversation, no matter how they turn it.

" Damian, can we talk? " Bruce asked as he sat down next to him on the couch, Alfred setting down the tea for the three of them.

" About what? " Damian asked as he put a book down on the coffee table. Bruce and Alfred got ready for this. Alfred sat down next to Damian, but not too close, just keeping some space in between the two.

" Something is bothering you and we want to know what's going on. " Bruce has started gently and Damian's internal guard went up quickly. They clearly don't know what, but... How will his father react about hearing that he is gay? Oh God...

" Nothing is bothering me. " Damian lied quickly, but Bruce saw right through it.

" You can always talk to us Damian.. You can always come to me, I will never judge you. " Bruce said softly and Damian had to take a very deep breath to stay calm...

Is he really going to come out now?

" It's... " Damian started, clearly out of his comfort zone. " I have a crush... "

Bruce and Alfred smiled. Damian is in love. " And what's her name? " Alfred asked.

And here it is.

" It's his. It's (Y/N). " Damian said quietly, getting ready for rejection.

There was silence for a couple of moments before Bruce hugged Damian tightly. Damian was shocked at that, more so when Alfred hugged him too, but he didn't question it by any means. He hugged Bruce back tightly.

" Please don't tell me that you think we were going to reject you master Damian. " Alfred said from behind, still hugging his grandson.

" Oh Damian... " Bruce said quietly, making sure to squeeze Damian tightly. " I would never judge you for being gay. You are my son and I won't love you any less. " Bruce says softly, rocking his son a bit to calm him down.

Damian nodded, hiding his face, not wanting these tears to fall down. He didn't want them to be seen.

And the time has finally come. (Y/N) has arrived into the manor and Bruce made sure to tell his other sons to stay clear and away from the library today. He said a few warnings and the other three seemed to listen.

Again, seemed.

The project was going well. Damian has been calmer and (Y/N) has been quiet, but was working hard to make it the best project ever. Damian was impressed by that and more impressed that his brother's weren't bothering him or (Y/N). But there was a bad feeling in the back of Damian's mind.

Something was going to happen.

And Damian isn't liking this at all.

And he was right. After an hour, Jason popped his head in. Damian whipped his head around so quickly that (Y/N) thought he got whiplash. (Y/N) blushed slightly at the sight of Jason who had a smirk on his face.

Damian got up quickly. No. This is not going to happen.

" Out Todd. " Damian said as he walked up to him and started pushing him out.

" Oh come on, I just want to meet you frie-" Jason was cut off with the door slamming in his face. He smirked at the sight of the barely controlled anger from Damian.

Oh he loves to push those buttons.

Damian took a deep breath and turned to (Y/N) with a small smile. " My apologies (Y/N), Todd is annoying and he loves to push my buttons. " Damian said as he sat back down and (Y/N) nodded with a small smile.

" It's okay, siblings are annoying. " (Y/N) said quietly.

" Do you have one? " Damian asked as he moved a notebook out of the way.

" A single child, I'm afraid. " (Y/N) said and Damian nodded.

And everything was fine. Until one hour later.

Now Tim popped his head in and Damian was going to kill him.

" Out Drake. " Damian said as he quickly stood up and started pushing him out, still calm, trying to not scare (Y/N), who just watched in silence and wonder.

" Oh Damian, " Tim started, but Damian just threw him out and slammed the door. (Y/N) raised his brow, curious, but to hesitant to ask.

" Again, my apologies, they are just annoying. " Damian said yet again and sat back down, getting focused to continue working on the project.

The silence was nice and comfortable and the library was just peaceful.

That was until the doors opened for the 3rd time and Damian stood up quickly, pushing out Dick into the hallway, closing the door.

" What the hell is wrong with you three?! " Damian whispered yelled and Dick sheepishly smiled.

" I just wanted to check on you two, to see if you need any help. " Dick said quietly.

" Sure. Make sure that these two don't come by again. " Damian said coldly and went back inside, clearly annoyed, trying to calm himself. But the moment he set his eyes on (Y/N), he was calmer and less annoyed.

" Sorry, another brother is annoying today. " Damian said, taking a deep breath as he tried to calm down.

" Are they always like this? " (Y/N) asked softly and Damian nodded.

" I'm afraid so. " Damian said, glaring at the door for a second before he focused back onto the project.

After some times, they have actually managed to finish it. Damian was happy, but then this means that hanging out with (Y/N) is over. After this, they probably won't ever talk.

But Damian just couldn't let it go. He had to confess.

He had to.

But is he brave enough? Maybe.

" (Y/N)? Before you go, I need to tell you something. " Damian said once they were outside.

(Y/N) nodded and waited for Damian to speak.

" I... I like you. A lot... And... You are allow to say no, but do you want to go out with me? " Damian asked softly.

(Y/N) was outright speechless. Damian felt the same way? This had to be a dream...

" I would love to. " (Y/N) said, blushing like mad and rubbing the back of his neck.

" I'll text you the plans later. We can go tomorrow. " Damian said and Alfred got the car ready to drive (Y/N) back to his home. After (Y/N) and Alfred left, Damian slowly turned to his brothers who were eaves dropping.

" You 3 have 5 seconds to run before I get you. " Damian said coldly and the three quickly ran. Damian chased after Jason.

Bruce simply sipped his coffee. It's not worth his nerves. Or annoyance. Or even the agitation.

Bruce sigh. Just let it be.

#dc comics #dc x male reader #x male reader #batfamily #bruce wayne x male reader #batman x male reader #jason todd x male reader #red hood x male reader #dick grayson x male reader #nightwing x male reader #tim drake x male reader #red robin x male reader #damian wayne x male reader #robin x male reader

[iwannabealice]

damian: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

tim: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents

damian: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

barbara: actually i did the math, tim would have $225, not $0.15

tim: fam i’m right here....

duke: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

steph: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

duke: sorry i only have a dollar

steph: :(

barbara: hey i just realized my friend is right, tim would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

duke: if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

barbara: you can buy anything you want with $22,500

damian: yeah and they wants soda and apply juice

barbara: apply juice to what

jason: directly to the forehead

tim: great chat everyone

#incorrect quotes #dc robin #dc red robin #dc batgirl #dc signal #dc red hood #dc #dcu #dc batman #dc comics #dc universe #dc batfam #batsiblings #batfamily #batfam #damian wayne #tim drake #barbara gordon #duke thomas #stephanie brown #jason todd #dc damian wayne #dc jason todd #dc tim drake

[werewulvs]

saying that drugs r bad + a horrible coping mechanism =/= drug users and addicts r bad

#juet bc someone is saying hey uh mqybe u shouldnt treat xanax / heroin like smth recreational b4 its too late #doesnt mean theyre saying ur a bad or dirty person or snth #i nvr rly had to go to rehab or anything but comin from someone with some experience #yes sorry it Is a bad dumb decision to start taking hard drugs and u r entirely responsible for those decisions and quitting #when i got hooked on percs that was My poor choice and it was My responsibility to stop and not make it my fam/friends prob

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Bruh fam yall I just had this idea instead of exiting the shower!

Danny and Dani are never seen together. Like ever by any other Hero.

It starts off as just Danny working with the others and then he goes home to tell Dani all about it. Or OR Dani really wanted to tag along with Danny to meet the others but hearing about how Superman was Danny is worried for her safety so it’s a “you can’t show yourself but you can come. If you promise me to stay hidden the entire time. Please” so she agrees and tags along. They both are probably very worried about the Justice League (since the ecto acts and the League aligned with the government)

Danny doesn’t join up per-say but he is like on call if they truly need help. Though normally he just shows up if they need him. They have no idea how he knows. Cut to one day Danny is unable to go so Dani goes in his place. Shes always gone with him so she knows everything he does right? Lord is Danny super worried about her, his protection obsession going into overdrive. He trusts her though and she goes.

Thing is shes also a bit worried about the League. She just shows up and tries her best to stay out of their way and get the job done. Then it happens. Shes called over with a “HEY! Phantom!” A deep breath to calm herself and she flys over. ‘It’s ok Dani they haven’t attacked Danny once. You ate gonna be fine’ kinda deal. Shes putting up a mask or smiles like Danny always does. She has seen him interact with the League tons of times so she can imitate his behaviour with them to a T.

This of course caused some confusion among the League “are you a girl?” And just like that she gets an idea. A great Idea! If they don’t know that there are two of them then one will always be able to save the other. Plus it would be funny. So she goes full ham into the bit. “Oh yea hehe its just how i feel.” Time to put on the sheepish Danny act of rubbing the back of her neck and looking away “I uhh hope you guys don’t mind me being a girl”

Bam they all bite. Saying stuff about being who you feel you are or whatever. Accepting her on the spot. Well accepting the fact that Danny can be whoever he feels right being. At least they aren’t complete assholes. Though The Batman is giving her this look. She decided to use that to her advantage. Better the team think the bat is homophobic than to get on her case. It works of course. If she learned anything from Vlad it’s how to put on an act. As she flies off she can even still hear the team berating The Batman for his old fashioned backwards ways. Takes everything she has not to giggle as she goes, can’t have Superman hearing that.

When she tells Danny about it he just giver her a wicked grin. It’s been ages since the gremlin duo had this kind of fun.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #dani phantom #I know a lot of people like her name as Elli or whatever and I like that too but I can’t use it #are you gonna sit there and dead ass tell me they wouldnt wanna have as much fun confusing people as possible #yes im Danny and this is Dani #kills me #sure she would wanna figure herself out and reinvent herself without Danny in mind but can’t let this joke go it’s a too much fun #god I love messing with batman so much it’s so funny #his kids are gonna be teasing him for months about this

[bookoholic-rosie]

Hazel: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Leo: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Hazel: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Leo: I am scared

Hazel: you should be

Annabeth: Actually I did the math, Leo would have $225, not $0.15.

Leo: Fam I’m right here....

Annabeth: do NOT call me fam

Percy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Jason: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Percy: Sorry I only have a dollar

Jason: :(

Annabeth: Hey I just realized, Leo would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Frank: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Reyna: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Percy: Yeah and Frank wants soda and apply juice

Piper: Apply juice to what

Leo: Directly to the forehead

Will: Great chat everyone

Nico: *read at 00:32*

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[missmeinyourbones]

TWIN SIZED MATTRESS

a part two of where love lives because i am such a sucker for rei getting those kids the hell out of that house and the todoroki fam being normies 

You would almost be drifting off to sleep—if it wasn't for the dead weight of Shouto’s  limbs on your lap and the irritating buzzing of Touya’s whines in your ear. 

“He’s out cold.”

Touya gestures to the blob of red and white hair sprawled out by your side. After one episode of his cartoon and a few head scratches from your hand, Shouto was out like a light. 

It’s been about thirty minutes since then, and the low mumble of the cartoon still humming across the dim living room speaker is driving Touya up a wall. 

“If you’re not gonna let us go upstairs, at least let me change the fuckin’ channel,” he mumbles behind a scowl. 

You roll your eyes but gently toss him the remote regardless. He hums at his victory, catching it easily and flying through countless channels, eventually landing on some poorly produced scary movie from the early 2000s—and if it wasn't for his youngest brother wedged in between the two of you like a cushion, he’d be using the film as an excuse to cling onto you.

It's not long before the sound of a key in the lock softly rattles the front door, and a few seconds later, Rei enters quietly, almost like she's not trying to make a single sound. But when she sees two (and a half) silhouettes on the couch, she tosses her keys on the counter with a bit less caution.

“What a pleasant surprise this is,” her voice is teasing, but it’s all in good fun. She’s a soft woman, in her speech and touch—and the way Touya’s eyes glass over when they’re on her.

He barely lets his gaze stray from the film to flicker her way when he mumbles half-hearted a “hey, Ma.” You decide to be the adult in the situation and properly greet the woman of the house.

Slowly and carefully removing Shouto’s limp limbs from your lap, you manage to slide out from beneath his weight and stand up.

“Shouto didn’t feel well, so we gave him some medicine and let him lay with us for a bit,” you gesture to the sofa where he still snores while your boyfriend watches the movie and scoots away from the drool now pooling on the cushion beside him. 

“How sweet you two are,” she breathes, simultaneously thanking you while cheap-shotting Touya, knowing this had to be all your doing. 

Because it doesn’t take a genius to know that while he means well enough, there’s no way in hell it was Touya’s idea to cuddle up with his brother on a Friday night. 

“Are you staying the night?” she innocently asks, her gaze flickering to the stove clock and seeing it’s well past midnight. 

You make a mental note to kill Touya later for not telling his mother of your attendence. Politely, you decide to tread lightly, “If it's alright with you, please.” 

At the same time, Touya mumbles something from his spot on the couch about it being too dark out now for you to be driving anyways. 

“Of course,” she shrugs her jacket off, laying it on the back of a chair while getting herself a glass of water, “take Touya’s room, he’s fine on the couch.”

At that, your disinterested boyfriend is suddenly extremely intruiged with this conversation.

“No,” he nearly chokes on his own disbelief, “I’m not okay on the couch.”

“Don’t listen to him, take the bed,” Rei continues, completely ignoring her eldest son practically throwing a fit as he finally stands and scurries over to the two of you.

“We’re adults,” he heaves, though his whiny tone betrays his claim, “I think it’s safe to say we can sleep in the same bed, Ma.”

Rei deadpans as blunt as ever, looking her eldest dead in the eye without a shred of shame or subtly when she sighs.

“I’m too young to be a grandmother, Touya.”

You feel your skin grow hot, and you don’t miss the way Touya’s neck flushes also red as he curses under his breath. 

“The hell is wrong with you?” he rubs his eyes in irritation. “As if we’d ever try anything with all of you fuckin’ people here.”

You bite your tongue at the lie that webs through his teeth. As if that wasn't what you were doing in the first place when Shouto decided it was a convenient time to have a stomach ache.

With a silent wave of her hand, Rei seems to send Touya up to his room to both get it ready for you and grab whatever he needs for the couch. He does so wordlessly, but can’t help the dramatic sigh and heavy footsteps up the stairs along the way.

When Rei sees your nose crinkle at his theatrical antics, she shakes her head and reassures you.

“He’ll be fine.” 

She offers you a glass of water, and the two of you sit in comfortable silence for a few moments.

It’s nice. For a house that's always breathing with hectic excitement, it’s refreshing to take in its small noises. The sound of the floorboards creaking beneath Touya’s footsteps above, the ice maker grinding and chiseling every few moments, the ceiling fan whirling against the metal of its own chain.

After a moment, Rei speaks up—and when you catch her eye, she’s admiring you with a different kind of softness you’ve yet to see on her. 

“We love having you here,” she delicately insists, before quietly adding, “all of us.”

Her comment warms you from the inside out. Like a fire in your chest, the genuity of her words spreads all throughout your veins and into each crevice of your body. It feels like home has eaten you alive. 

“I love being here,” you manage to whisper after a moment, “thanks for always having me.”

She returns easily, “Thank you for taking care of my baby.”

Your head turns to where the tiniest Todoroki quietly snores on the couch, “It’s no big deal, Shouto’s always great.”

“I wasn’t talking about Shouto,” Rei doesn't miss a beat, gently resting a loving hand on your shoulder.

Touya calls your name from upstairs, seemingly to let you know that his room is ready for you. You shoot Rei a smile that you hope does even a sliver of the happiness you're feeling justice before crawling upstairs.

Annoyance clear on his face, he points to his messily prepared bed with a mock kindness, “Your grace.”

You roll your eyes at his dramatics but accept the bed nonetheless. One you’ve been in more times than you can count, but never without him, Touya’s bed is comfortable in all of the right places. The comforter isn’t too heavy for the summer heat, and his sheets smell like the perfect balance of his cologne and lingering cigarette smoke. 

You half expect Touya to give you a proper goodnight, but you should’ve known better, because instead of coming over to kiss you, he sulks to the doorway before whispering, “The second she’s asleep, I’m coming up.”

You do your best to sound strict behind your inching smile. “No, you’re not.”

Touya merely shrugs before gently closing the door, his pillow in his hand and a flickering look in his eye.

He keeps his word because precisely eight minutes after you hear Rei gently creep upstairs and close her bedroom door, another one opens and Touya’s lanky frame scurries in.

“Get out,” you half-heartedly threaten through a sleepy rasp.

His movements don't hesitate in the slightest. He continues to close the door slowly, securing it and creeping to his bed on his lightest steps. 

“This is my room,” he humbly reminds you.

“You’re gonna get us in trouble,” you attempt to reason with the unreasonable.

“Please,” he scoffs, shimmying himself beneath the covers and onto his flattened pillow, “she knew this was gonna happen the moment she sentenced me to that fuckin’ couch.”

Touya moves to spoon you, placing his hand on your stomach before you tense up and turn around to face him directly.

“We are not having sex,” you harshly remind him in a whisper.

You can practically see his stupid smirk when he replies, “Didn’t realize I was dating a nympho.”

He hears you kiss your teeth in annoyance, but when you move away from his hands, he shushes your complaints and halts your movements with a tightening grip.

“Hey, stop,” he whines, letting you turn around but forcing his way to nuzzle into the back of your neck.

“Just wanna lay with you,” he whispers into your back before gently nipping the skin and adding a sweet, “you gremlin.”

You gently scoff at that and settle beneath his touch, and the world almost feels like it stops spinning as the two of you cram into a twin size mattress Touya’s had since he was about eleven years old.  

“Thanks,” his voice quietly cuts through the silence of his bedroom, barely louder than the cicadas that chirp outside as he continues, “for helping the little asshole tonight. Pretty sure he was faking it, though.”

He feels you laugh through a huff of your nose, “Doesn’t matter, I was happy to be here.”

 Touya softly gnashes his ankles against yours when interlocking your legs together. You feel a tiny kiss on your exposed shoulder when he groggily speaks above the sound of the air conditioner.

“Think we were all happy for that.”

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