#LET'S JUMP OFF OF THIS!'

[sabotourist]

You see there's a crucial difference between Spartans and Freelancers. Between their fucking insanity.

Spartans were indoctrinated as children. They are finely curated artisan crazy.

Freelancers are the results of some people looking around for the most fucked up individuals they could find and cherry picking the most batshit headcases possible.

See, it's artisanal insanity versus fully organic insanity.

Both results in people willing to jump out of airplanes or whatever.

#was talking with my friend about that scene from halo infinite #where chief jumps from the ship #into the pelican #and I asked which freelancers would do it #and like carolina and tex obviously #but then york would follow carolina #and south wouldnt let them show her up #and north would follow her #and someone would shove wash out #and florida would fucking whoop as he jumped #and i mean #maine #that sentence ends there #So basically if one freelancer jumped off a bridge all of them would #because again #they're all batshit fucking insane #rvb #red vs blue #red vs blue meme

[levforfakes]

why did i used to be so uptight about ships? like its made up. who gives a fuck if i ship percico, jasico, valdangelo and solangelo? all at the same time. whos gonna stop me.

i used to get soooo mad. but at this point, i dont even care. like im in the marauders fandom (bad idea) and half the people ship everyone and the other half are canon loving ppl who think that wolfstar is ooc. like. im gonna be in the corner. shipping jegulily, marylily, dorlily, dorlene, wolfstar, nobleflower and quillkiller j for funsies. bc i divorced canon a while ago.

#let me ship everyone with everyone #go jump off a cliff #pjo #pjoverse #hoo #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #percico #jasico #valdangelo #solangelo #the marauders #marauder era #marauders #marauders era #marauders fanfiction #marauders headcanon #jegulily #jegulus #regulily #jily #dorlene #marylily #dorlily #nobleflower #quillkiller #just for funsies

[howdydopillar]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE STARLINGS CAN MFING JUMP??????????????????

#THESE BITCHES CAN JUMP. IM SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED NOW. #I TRIED TO SEE IF NATHAN COULD JUMP BUT HE GOT STUCK LMFAO 😭😭😭😭… #AND THEN GARY LITERALLY CAME OVER AND JUMPED. I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF SO HARD. #I GENUINELY LOVE THIS GAME. IT MAY GET ME WITH ITS JUMPSCARE AND SCARY MOMENTS BUT I LOVE IT ALL #shipwrecked64 #shipwrecked 64 #dawgs the original post I made of this video wouldn’t let me fix the tags 😭😭 #shipwrecked 64 spoilers

[strawberryspence]

this man is in love. look into his eyes. i can see the yearning.

#let buck buckley be gay #im off to jump off a cliff #buddie rants #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 abc

[bread-wizards]

I think a lot of the meta about Orym forgets that Orym isn't just an adventurer, he is a former bodyguard. His self worth is tied up in how well he can protect people and especially his loved ones. Thats why he sold his future to a hag, because its all he had left to give in order to be able to help.

Thats also why he seems so angry after FCG's death.

Otohan has killed his husband and father. Then him. Then he is brought back and told she also killed Fearne and Laudna. She killed Eshteross. She almost kills Keyleth. Now FCG has to sacrifice himself to save them all and kill Otohan and Orym was knocked out for it.

His job is to protect people and even with the added power from Nana Morri, it's still not enough. 6 years later and his loved ones are still dying and he can do nothing but watch.

#cr spoilers #critical role #orym #they have all lost people and are all grieving #but i have seen a lot of people saying he isnt acknowledging other people grief #give him a week to cool down #i see this like laudna when the groups rejoined and she was mad at the other team for having a nice trip #bor'dor was traumatic for all three of them for different reason #but her killing him and leaning into delilah specifically set her off in a way it didnt with the others and they got that #thats also whats happening here #otohan dying from a friend sacrificing themselves to save them all sets orym off #its not just grief this is tied into his everything #like i said #i will argue that a good 95% of his self worth is how well he can serve others #he has chosen to be their protector and everyone is dying #there is no closure to be found in otohans death because he failed even with the power from nana morri #and before anyone jumps on the 'orym fans cant take criticisms' #please just block me #i am being reactionary because people annoyed me #let me do that in peace #i wanna be sad about my little guy

[turnipoddity]

Plz tell me adam lived at least after lawrence died to become jigsaw's apprentice and grieve lawrence or i will explode inside the walls

oh sweet summer child

#let’s jump off a cliff together #asks #adam stanheight #saw

[skeletoninthemelonland]

changing something crucial about Springdad's lore.

When he was, let's say, 10-12 years old, he was hanging around with his friends when they decided to do the usual stupid children activities, like jumping over fences. William climbed a protection fence, lost his balance, and cut his ear on the sharp edges. The cut was so bad they had to cut half of his ear off. That's how he got half a bunny ear.

#pretty sure he still laughs it off every time someone asks him about the ear #'let me tell you kid- it hurt like hell... and yeah i did not learn the lesson and jumped over that same fence a week after it all happened #springdad au

[degenderates]

"you don't want me to have anything in my life that isn't you" kinda shit going on here with a paternal twist im losing my goddamn MIND

#the way he let this happen so jesse would fall right into his hands jesus CHRIST i hate this man #it's so well done he's so fucking manipulative i'm gonna jump off a cliff #heisenbitch #waltjesse #also. if i speak (the first cap is kind of a yaoi pose) #josiah speaks #brba liveblog #breaking bad

[rexscanonwife]

‘some might say we’re released, pushing daisies, deceased

but we all know the worms must be fed,

there’s just one lingering fear, oh my soul, is it here?

or is it rotting somewhere with my head?’

#artfarts #digital art #ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone jane doe #jane doe rtc #spooky art #idk how else to tag this #but IN OTHER WORDS I LIKED RIDE THE CYCLONE #all the songs are pretty good (even tho this one really steals the whole show) #and it made me cry too :'3 thats not easy to do!! #im not one who normally cries when watching things but this did it sjkdhj #and ive been wanting to gear up and draw some spooky things and jane doe was the perfect jumping off point!! #uhhh #decapitation tw #decapitation content warning #anyone else who might need this tagged let me know

[hailperseusjackson]

just realized hera has been without kanan for almost longer than she knew him

#i mean we don’t know exactly when the ahsoka show takes place #but let’s just say 10 aby #she knew Kanan for 11 years #i’m gonna go jump off a cliff about it actually #and zeb sabine and ezra have now all been without him longer than they knew him #hera syndulla #kanan jarrus #kanera #swr #star wars rebels

[bastionbibi]

Ppl hating on the fact that every conan movie nows just filled with explosions... CANT BE ME!!! I wanna see shit getting blown up every 2 seconds, I wanna see those ridiculous giant balls, I wanna see hot guys absolutely unhinged driving vehicles off sides of mountains or out of a 239th story building. I wanna see Heiji with a grenade launcher i don give a fuck

#movie 27 dont let me down #detective conan #rei jumping off burj khalifa when #m27

[quietwingsinthesky]

of ten’s companions, if the doctor couldn’t handle losing them and crossed his own timeline to trick them into traveling with future!him instead of past!him so that he’d have a little more time with them:

rose would do it. first because bless her but she has the situational awareness of a rock, and legitimately would not realize this isn’t her doctor until his facade starts to break down and he starts bleeding grief-laced love for her at every turn. but once she does realize it, she’s both deeply sympathetic and a little scared that she could make him into this. it’s a lot to be confronted with having that much power over someone, to break them so thoroughly. rose would try to get back to her doctor, but while she’s with the future version, she tries to do what she can to ease his pain. (she also tries to figure out a way to subvert her fate. she fails.)

i think martha would be harder to trick. she can smell desperation on the doctor like a bloodhound. she is so tapped into the fact that this man wants to off himself so bad and that she’s 90% of his self-restraint, so present her with a doctor who is lacking that and she’s onto him immediately. however, assuming he gets her to come with him, explains why he’s doing this, there’s like. a minute where she’s kind of. not flattered exactly, but surprised, giddy with the realization that he’d come back for a little more time with her, especially if this is early season 3 martha. which would all come crashing down around the time that he reveals that he wasn’t pushed to this by losing her to some tragedy or her death or anything- but that she chose to leave. that is the point at which martha goes ‘oh i need to get the fuck off of this tardis right now’ and ghosts the past!doctor that she was also traveling with because holy shit, man.

donna, like rose, is easily bamboozled into following the wrong doctor home, provided that he shuffles her along into his tardis too fast for her to argue. but she catches on far quicker than rose does. like, three minutes tops of watching the doctor move through the tardis in a way that’s definitely not enthusiastic piloting and looks more like guilty panic. and then she yells at him for lying to her. and she yells at him for kidnapping her. and then she stops yelling because he’s gone sort of still and quiet and his eyes are just broken. and he doesn’t explain himself, he confesses. donna is going to try to stay with him after this btw. because how do you go back to looking your best friend in the eyes when you know he’d take everything you’ve become away from you, even to save your life? and this is still the doctor, he still did that to her, but he regrets it. regrets it so much that he can’t live with it, he’s breaking time and space just to hear her say his name again. and donna doesn’t want to lose him anymore than he wanted to lose her.

#i am so enthralled by this concept you have no idea #also like. i mentioned in rose’s section how this is a genuinely scary situation for her. #but to be clear. it is for all three of them the moment they realize that this Is Not Their Doctor #because theyre suddenly on a ship going through time ans space with. almost a stranger. and one who has proven that he’s break laws #fundamental to his worldview rather than let them go #doctor who #rose tyler #martha jones #martha girl get the fuck out of there oh my god #the doctor comes out looking the worst in her section rip to him for not handling her leaving him in a normal and healthy way very well #i think it would be very funny if the doctor said goodbye to her and then immediately went. ‘oh! right! martha is the only thing keeping me #from jumping off a cliff! brb i need to get martha back at whatever cost!’ sir go to therapy #donna noble #also also to be clear im not trying to insult rose in her section thats just how she is #remember that time her boyfriend turned into plastic in front of her and she. didnt notice. or that time the doctor was being strangled in #the other room and she. didnt notice. #rose tyler girl that you are. you never know what the fuck is going on around you and i love you for that. how are you still alive. #REMEMBER THAT TIME SHE GOT BACK FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE DALEK ABOUT TO SHOOT THE DOCTOR IN THE FACE #ROSE TYLER. GIRL. LOOK LEFT AND RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING A STREET AT LEAST #donna’s here is the most fucked up i think because even if this situation is ‘resolved’ and she goes back to her doctor like. how does she #keep going with that fact in the back of her mind at all times. that he can and will do this to her. that he’ll take himself and everything #else away from her while she begs him not to. #angst <3

[niinnyu]

Sad boy time every Monday!

Based on this picture of him from the shounen jump 55th anniversary spread poster thingy mingy.

#look at the boy #it made me sad but i also really liked the pallete lol #i remembered to cut off his left pinky and ear off just in time #(but then again the sketch sucks so it doesnt really matter lmao) #itadori yuuji #itadori yuji #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #mild but still better safe than sorry ig #shounen jump #fanart #pls just let this boy be happy #yes tho i still drew him with all his scars why only gojo can be drawn like that?? #drawing yuuji without the slits under his eyes still feels wrong lol #his face feels a bit empty hmm #anyway #niinnyu arts

[allulily]

the fucking,, the reoccurring use of miles sticking to things or breaking stuff when he's feeling nervous and that it's used as an indicator of how he's feeling,,, i'm so normal about this movie i promise

#(im lieing) #and it's used all the time like when he's taking to gwen and puts his hand closer to hers and his hand sticks to his pants #and on the train in miguel's universe he jumps from the that train that's going up thing and rips some of the metal off letting go #head in hands head in hands #i'm going to lose it it's so good #it was one of my favorite details of into the spiderverse and is one of my favorites in across the spiderverse #i'm so insane about the use of it to indicate his general mental state #fcukin incredible #miles morales #spiderman #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman into the spiderverse #spiderman spoilers #across the spiderverse spoilers #across the spiderverse #mine

[mattodore]

you want to play bitey?

#okay... sleep time for me. i leave you all with this <3 originally posted it to pillowfort but i'll share it here too #if you're like river didn't you already do a bitey edit before? #the answer is yeah back in may but that was when i'd just started editing and i don't like the way it looks plus theo's all wrong #so i wanted a new edit of him looking up at matthias like this with his updated sim and his pretty doe eyes... #river dipping #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #simblr #the sims 4 #sims 4 #...............................was gonna hit post and leave but i'm staring at this like i kinda want to make it my icon? #i'm a bit attached to my current icon i won't lie it's so pretty and theo has glasses and everything #but look at his eyes here......................................... #i'm so serious if theo looked up at me like this i would do literally anything he asked. if theo says let's jump off a bridge well! okay! #i love him dearly <3 but. i gotta go seriously i have to be up by six!! i'm on a strict schedule now!! #when i log back in i'll show what this looked liked before i edited it bc ykw... i think i'm getting pretty good at editing now #not where i wanna be just yet but! still proud i think <3 but yeah yeah okay gn

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Hey so you know how Tails at the very least got to witness glimpses of what having family/friends was like when he was hiding outside and about the village? Like he sort of got the idea that people usually hung out together and hugged and high-fived and played and he longed for that so so much? yea well Nine most likely didn't even have that because everyone in New Yoke was isolated and miserable by default and any group he probably seen formed within his radius was only heading to torment him. so many forms of affection would just be new to him, It's just *cries*

#sonic prime #prime bros #His ass doesn't even have the blueprints for love and affection #He doesn't knowwww #Imagine him shooketh after a day of being irritated and miserable he just gets jumped by mangey into a hug #And at first he's like what the fuck get off me but than he's like oh #It's ficking 5am please let me sleep but nooo brain said Nine thinking hours #miles nine prower #nine the fox #miles tails prower #silly brainworms #''well he probably had parents bef-'' shush he doesn't rember that because he wouldve been a literal infant #who said his hypothetical parents were nice to hims anyway #do not fustrupt my angsty thoughts