My friend, Shorty, is in desperate need for help
He is unable to get medication, and medical attention that he desperately needs. He has nowhere to go, nowhere to refrigerate his insulin. His legs are swollen and blistered with open sores from untreated infection and Lymphedema. He is a cancer survivor and this is how he is treated. This is no second chance at life.
Anything at all helps, even a dollar.
Thank you so much, for Shorty
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(yandere! shortie arsonist x gn! police reader) (idk anything abt police officers n stuff so like... just pretend theres no errors :3)
"You're actually so short like."
"Dawg I just commited arson and you're pointing out my height?"
"Well, yes."
He stares at you, deadpanning as the corner of his eyes twitch. You notice the way he lets out a sigh, relaxing against his cuffs as he juts his lower lip out.
"I'm a criminal. I burnt the house where that... that guy who flirted with you was residing. And... And all you have to say to that is... I'm short?"
"Well yeah, obviously. It's cute."
You watch him grit his teeth, holding back his anger as you stare at him with a blank expression. You couldn't care less for his anger. Sitting boredly in the chair opposite of him where the investigating officer was supposed to sit, waiting for him to arrive.
I mean, is it really wrong to point out his height?
He's just so...
Tiny.
He's like a plushie! So short and cute! He can't blame you for pointing it out! Sure he just burnt down a whole house but he's cute! So damn cute! How could you resist the urge?
"It's just that... You're so cute. You know?"
You mumble, resting your chin against your palm as you smile at him. You don't notice the way he gasped softly, the way his cheeks heat up or how he huffed while looking the other way. You only noticed the way he decided to threaten more arson after getting himself bailed out.
"I swear! If you call another person cute I'm burning their house down!"
"Haha okay."
He sighs, looking away as a million thoughts run through his mind. You don't really care, do you? All you cab think about is how he's just so cute. And how surely such a cute thing can't be capable of another arson, right?
Oh well, if he does commit another arson. It just means another opportunity to see you without breaking into your house again.
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I gotta say as a 5'10 girlie with a size 10 foot, it's completely hilarious to me to see this munchkin be so unhinged and pressed that she can no longer reach the shelf her career fell off of, that she can think of no other insult to fling but "bitch you're tall and you have big feet."
Um, OK, Oompa.
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