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objectiveunknown · 2 months
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The scriveners tracking Aziraphale and Crowley’s miracles approximately one (1) minute after they get back together
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objectiveunknown · 5 months
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Oh so trans women just transition to beat cis women at sport?
So trans men just transition to lose to cis men at sport right?
Because sport is at the total centre of every trans persons life?
That’s why we take hormones and wear binders which actively make exercise/gaining muscle mass harder and more painful of course…
And there’s no way that an afab and amab person could ever be physical equals right?
So if a trans masc pro boxer and a trans femme person who never exercised had a physical fight the trans femme person would easily win because she’s amab?
✨Makes sense to me✨
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objectiveunknown · 3 months
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Now people say Crowleys’ Queen song for Aziraphale is Lover Boy, but may I submit Seaside Rendezvous.
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objectiveunknown · 3 months
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Friendly reminder that keeping a diary doesn’t need to be perfect. It doesn’t need to be an extremely thorough and detailed account of every second of your life to date to be worth writing. It doesn’t need to be full of beautiful illustrations or exciting deeds. You don’t need to write an entry every day, or every week or every anything. It barely even needs to be legible.
The point is to let out whatever needs to be let out, and record whatever needs to be recorded.
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objectiveunknown · 3 months
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*Clears throat
SEASON 3 IS GONNA BE A WHOLE SEASON!
THAT MAY BE OBVIOUS BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED IT?!
IT’S NOT JUST GONNA BE ONE EPISODE WHERE EVERYTHING GETS SORTED.
IT’S GONNA BE HOURS.
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objectiveunknown · 4 months
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Just wanna appreciate the fact that both Crowley and aziraphale can literally fly/float (both because obviously the big ass wings, and also the fact Crowley sleeps on the walls implies to me that they can still fly without them, also in the “before the beginning” bit they seem to be floating, and using the wings for stability although I appreciate they were in space) but both choose to use human transport!! Most obviously the Bentley but also just walking around, using the little moped and catching the bus. I guess to them, human transport might be like flying would be to us. And the other angels/demons walk to keep their cover/it’s more convenient in the areas of heaven and hell that we see but they don’t appreciate it in the same way, like Crowley does with his car. I don’t know I just like the thought.
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objectiveunknown · 3 months
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Ever feel like you’re too neurodivergent for neurotypical people but too neurotypical for neurodivergent people?
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objectiveunknown · 2 months
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Psst, reading fanfiction is still reading.
Sure the blue light from a screen might not be as great late at night as a low yellowish lamp and a physical paper book… but it’s still reading.
People who boast about the “classic literature” they read but won’t “stoop to fanfiction” (or any other form of writing) don’t actually care about the quality of the story or writing, just the prestige they get from having it on their shelf.
Read what you enjoy. Watch what you enjoy. That’s why these things are made. (Especially things like fanfic which is very very unlikely to make the author any money).
(This is in no way, shape or form saying that classic literature is bad or that the only people who enjoy it are snobs just, y’know, it’s not inherently better than any other literature just because it’s older.)
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objectiveunknown · 4 months
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Whenever I wake up having had a very overstimulating day prior and the horrible feelings are only hitting now I just hear Mr Poopybutthole saying “gad dayam” and it makes me feel better
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objectiveunknown · 2 months
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Currently have many important things to do and have therefore made the executive decision to-
Oh it’s been 3 hours never mind
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objectiveunknown · 3 months
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1,000 notes by the end of the year and I’ll get a 1970s stripe tattooed up my forearm.
(Something like this)
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(Mocked this up on Pro-Create, feel free to use but please credit me)
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objectiveunknown · 3 months
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Minecraft ideas that would be useful if they weren’t so messed up:
Using shears on cows to get leather like wool with sheep,
Block of rotten flesh,
Getting hit by an arrow/trident gives you a small chance of that item being added to your inventory as though you pulled it out and kept it,
Occasionally finding bones/rotten flesh when moving through dirt since those undead must have graves somewhere-
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objectiveunknown · 3 months
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Oh cool Ai/automation is taking over a load of jobs, so those services are way cheaper now right?
Because other than initially setting up and occasional system repairs and updates they really don’t cost anything to run… right?
Oh they’re still expensive? Must be so the workers who have been replaced get the compensation they deserve…
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objectiveunknown · 4 months
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Me: Damn I need a model for a drawing reference with their figure on show who isn’t insanely muscular, who has lots of full body pictures from different angles and positions and who isn’t just in “adult films”
70s - 80s singers: hold my beer, and cigarette and cocaine
Led Zeppelin
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Freddie Mercury
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David Bowie
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(I appreciate this is one, very specific body type. But it’s the type I need for an OC, and these bois are perfect)
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objectiveunknown · 5 months
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Art tip that sounds obvious but is easy to forget, (this is mainly for acrylic) paint dries slightly differently. This means shading and colour matching may look perfect then suddenly get thrown off, or may look totally wrong until it dries. I often find it’s really worth doing little test strokes/squares on similar colour scrap to your canvas, and pay extra attention to how much of what you’re mixing. Just something to remember.
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objectiveunknown · 5 months
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Contact lenses… but for sunglasses.
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