She Went From Ivy League Student to Having IQ of 6 Year Old - Jealous Evil Classmate?
The Story of Zhu Ling (A story known to 1.4 billion Chinese people)
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This is a complete crack idea. However: dp/dc au where Danny is Alfred. He found out that he is 1) Immortal and 2) can shapeshift and he's just been randomising his customisation settings ever since. When he goes into butler work for the Waynes he decides to be as stereotypical as possible figuring it'll be really funny for the few years he works for them, and the bit is indeed Very Good- right up until their son gets orphaned. It's been 30 years and now the bit is just his life.
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I feel like my whole life is a lie.
I've only been lingering around the edges of the genshin fandom, mainly bc I haven't played it before recently, but I've been able to pick up a couple things via fandom osmosis. Now I knew one of the ragbros was adopted into the fam of the other...
BUT U MOTHERFUCKERS R TELLING ME KAEYA WAS THE ADOPTED ONE??? I feel I've been betrayed. Just from the gameplay, Diluc gives off more edgy orphan energy. What is this Iceland-Greenland switcheroo?
I am aware Diluc is technically, in fact, An Edgy Orphan now but I mean like- he's giving orphan since early childhood
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Brucie Baby
Based on this post and another one that i couldn't find that said bruce should wear one of those shirts with a bat boobwindow for halloween
https://www.tumblr.com/vodrae/736368075627200512/bruce-giving-it-all-to-get-the-brucie-batman
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Valentine’s Day seemed like the appropriate time to post my most recent Sylvanian Family custom set! You’ve already seen Chocodile, but now her girlfriend Peppermint Ratty ( @kwillow ) has joined in.
I even made teeny Mow and Bani kittens to complete our little family.
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Just heavy growing more and more like his mother everyday<3
Translation: (I think??)
Heavy: "oh yeah let's build a bomb, it'll be so much fun!"
Or
Heavy: "oh yeah let's do that, it'll be so much fun!"
(also heavy with freckles?? Question mark??)
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