#This is a joke I love Damian

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[fishfission-dc]

“Who’s the best Robin?”

My favorite character that has been Robin is Jason Todd.

I think Tim Drake was the best at being Robin.

Dick Grayson is the most successful and the best hero, but it was after he was Robin.

Damian

Stephanie changed what it meant to be Robin, and empowers me the most as a woman.

#edit: GUYS THIS IS A JOKE. I LOVE DAMIAN. #edit: i have many other posts about loving damian #batman #dc robin #dick grayson #jason todd #batfamily #stephanie brown #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #i do enjoy damian i love him but he gets on my nerves sometimes #damian with dick’s batman is a beautiful pairing though

[peanutseagle]

sequel to this || part two

Yeah su- wait what.

#spy x family #loid forger #damian desmond #damianya #sxf fanart #my art #damian my pathetic little mew mew i love you but plEASE #ok but jokes aside i rlly hope loid tells dami to consider their house as his second home #my boy needs it

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Damian brings his "special interests" to the friendship unfortunately the most anime thing Jon has seen is Pokémon.

#so i finally saw the first episode of pretty cure #damian would love that show ngl #therefore take this joke i had to make as fast as i fuckin could #this is in the spirit of the supersons meme where damian makes jon play warrior cats with him #DC #damian wayne #damian al ghul #batman #jon kent #superboy #robin #supersons #this isn't ship art they're babies #pretty cure

[frownyalfred]

“—and then he brought the cow into the lobby,” Wayne said, smiling blithely at Jim across the desk, “The lobby, Jim. Not the cafeteria like they alleged.”

Jim let out an extended, barely-audible sigh.

“One sec,” he told Wayne, grabbing his phone from the desk and jamming the cal button, “Ramirez? I need tech support.”

A few moments later, Ramirez shouldered into the room, a bottle of tequila under her arm.

“Here ya go,” she said, cheerfully dropping off two battered GCPD mugs alongside the bottle, “Don’t say I never did anything for ya, boss.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Jim muttered, reaching for one of the mugs. Across the desk, Wayne’s eyes were wide.

“Teq…support.” He said slowly, shaking his head with a grin, “I’m gonna have to use that someday.”

Jim passed him a healthy pour of tequila, lips twitching under his mustache.

#clearing out drafts #I wanted to fit this joke in after reading it somewhere #and the idea of Jim gordon being a tequila guy killed me #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batdad #batfam #Jim gordon #mentions of batcow #mentions of Damian Wayne #dc comics #Ramirez from TDK ok I loved her there idk why

[camo-wolf]

(Jon knowing Damian’s heartbeat gets bring up constantly through fanarts fanfics)

Me-yall we need to bring Jon’s knowing Damian’s heartbeat more often yall are slacking smh

#THIS IS A JOKE YALL ARE DOING WONDERFUL #dc comics #comic books #dc #comics #damian wayne #damian al ghul wayne #damian al ghul #robin #jon kent #jonathan samuel kent #PLEASE DONT TAKE SERIOUSLY I LOVE ALL THE CONTENT!!! #super sons #superboy #damijon #jondami

[starry-bi-sky]

Hello!! Question about clone^2, what are the styles of Danny and Damian? Like day to day stuff for example. Does Danny buy Damian the traditional 8 yr old clothes (dinosaurs with sunglasses tees, stuff like that) or does Damian already have a style he likes? And Danny! I know that Sam gives Danny various punk hairstyles and that he prefers gender neutral stuff but outside of that what would Danny wear in general?

You don’t have to answer of course, but I’ll give you a thank you in advance!

- kindest regards, Gas Can

I LOVE GETTING ASKS NO WORRIES MY GUY. AS MY FAVORITE SAYING GOES 'THE QUICKEST WAY TO STARRY'S HEART IS THROUGH HER ASK BOX'.

And I love this question, this is a good one!! If damian's 8 then he's been around the fenton house for about a year or so. I can't see baby dames ever willingly wearing traditional child-like clothes, at least not in the beginning when he first arrives at the Fenton house. Which he'd be around 6-7.

Danny tells him (with the help of google translate) that he's going shopping to buy him new clothes sometime during Damian's early stay since the little man had been wearing the same clothes he arrived in for a while (which you can find here with the reblog of the colored version) and honestly he probably asks damian if he wants to come along to pick something out. he doesn't know the kid's style and it might be a bad idea because damian might make a run for it, but danny's caught him before at this point.

(plus he'll need help carrying bags - his hands are freshly injured and still smarting. they're not as bad as they will be in the future, but hand injuries hurt. consider it repayment for being the cause of it, damian)

And early Damian would choose clothes that remind him most of the league - so dark colors, more formal styles, think like how you'd imagine his original template to dress like, if you will. Danny is side-eyeing him in judgy bewilderment, but says nothing other than to complain about the price tag. Of which Damian has no idea what he's saying. He'd stick with those clothes until he has his little moment with Danny in the OPS Center where he finally tells him he's a clone (even though Danny already knows) and that he doesn't want to go back. After that he'd reluctantly and steadily start branching out.

So eight year old Damian, whose begun to chill out more and act more like a child his age would? I don't think he'd ever wear graphic t-shirts about kids shows, but I can see him wearing graphic tees of like, animal facts on it, animals, stars, etc etc, and then plain shirts in a variety of increasing color. I have this mental image that Danny buys Damian one of those joke shirts that says "bro I'm 8" / "this is what an awesome eight year old looks like" (with two thumbs pointing at itself) and Damian wears it to school a week later. Damian's variety of shirts increases the more comfortable he gets and the more he comes into his own identity.

Damian also, steadily, keeps stealing Danny's flannels even if they're almost comically large on him. They're comfy and he's embracing his role as baby brother (and also he really looks up to him because he understands, to an extent, of what danny's done for him). Danny and the Fentons start buying Damian his own after a while because, well, he can't keep taking Danny's.

And Danny! I'm so glad you mentioned Danny, my favorite GNC boy. I keep forgetting myself sometimes that I gave him long hair, even if it is my favorite thing about him. And honestly? Danny doesn't really do much with his hair if Sam isn't styling it. He usually lets it stay down on his head, and then pulls it back into a ponytail or a half-ponytail at school depending on what he's doing (gym vs a test).

He keeps it in a ponytail as phantom to keep it out of his face, and then when he's working on a Ghost Case he sometimes has it up in a (messy™) bun because the feeling of having his hair on his neck when its in a ponytail drives him nuts, especially when sleep deprived. Sam teaches him how to braid it back into a simple braid and its become a new fidget for him to braid his hair and then unbraid it. It's easier to keep off his face than a ponytail, so he sometimes braids it back when he's sneaking out as phantom. It happens more often once he gets skilled at it.

And danny's style! I know you probably only meant his hairstyle, but I also wanna talk about his aesthetic! He doesn't really put much into his appearance. Very teenager-y boy 'threw on the first thing i saw on a hanger/floor' type, but he kinda has a bit more of a casual, soft grungy-like look as an older teen. Just some hints of Sam's influence - and you know what, some of Tucker's as well because that's his best friend too.

(Off topic but 19yo Danny from my Childhood Friends Dead On Main au has a similar style that's a bit soft punk as well, and that is somewhat more intentional on CFAU Danny's part. Why make an au if I can't play dress up with my favorite character? :))

Mostly because I read a Spider-Man x DP fic that described Danny (from an outsider's pov) as looking kinda like a skater boy who listens to alt rock music and it's been my personal interpretation of him ever since. So he has band tees, flannels, graphic tees with jokes on them, shirts with astronomy facts on them, and idk if he'd ever buy ripped jeans but Sam has certainly bought him some and they fit so *shrugs* he wears them. And he has one or two of those denim jackets with the hoodie sewn inside it. And from Tucker he has a few turtlenecks because Tucker reads as a turtleneck-kinda guy, geek chic-ish.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is a clone #danny fenton is not the ghost king #damian wayne has a clone #the quickest way to starry's heart is through her ask box #its not a starry post unless its long #srsly tho i love getting asks even if i haven't answered them. so anyone who sends me an ask: i see them!! i love them!!! if i havent- #answered it its because I can't think of anything *to* say to it that i think would make a fulfilling ask. but i see it and i love it #unmentioned in the post but danny also has a few black croptops of the rave-variety from when he needs to pull what he likes to call a #'brucie wayne moment' and its my favorite part of the clone danny au bc youre gonna look me in the eye and say that there's a- #non-malicious TEENAGE bruce wayne clone running around and he DOESNT have a brucie wayne impression? brucie wayne is a #walking meme in of himself. absolutely a teenage clone of him would pretend to be him sometimes even if its a joke. he wouldnt get away wit #being bruce wayne considering the 30 year age gap BUT acting like him? he can do that AND make someone (or a dozen) swoon at the same time #danny has his identity crisis issues but that doesnt mean he can't have FUN with it. he shares a face with the biggest himbo alive yes he #will use that to his advantage when he's aware of it. #gas can anon #i love that signoff btw #brucie wayne is half the reason i made the clone danny au for a reason - the pure shenanigans of having his face #could potentially cause #like yeah he’s batman’s clone blah blah blah but BRUCIE WAYNE. THE BIMBO HIMSELF

[fareehaandspaniards]

Happy birthday, @jarognieva !!!! I am late, work takes all my time, but in any way!!!

I am happy I know you! Hope that one day I will be able to hug you IRL, but for now I do it mentally 🥺

#my art #micolash host of the nightmare #mensis scholar damian #bloodborne #mutuals #KURWA BOBER #I HOPE IT'S OKAY THAT I AM USING THIS JOKE #IT WAS TOO FUNNY I AM SORRY XD #Hope you'll like it 🥺 maybe it will even make you laugh <3 #Love you friend #You are wonderful

[fanaticalthings]

jason pegs me as someone who really likes bread idk why

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#give a most feared crime lord a single bread stick and hes yours forever #i saw this on twitter with a guy giving a girl a cheese stick lmao #listen i just feel like the smallest gestures would touch jason #like this man is a deeply loving and loyal person if you manage to break down his walls #i feel like damian definitely gifted him a rock one time as a joke but jason genuinely kept it #jayroy seem like the couple that gives each other either the most mundane or complex/extravagant gifts #like roy will gift jason a bread stick #and then the following day will gift him a custom made gun that fires lil bullets with 'fuck batman' engraved on em #jason todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #jayroy #royjay #dc comics #incorrect quotes #social media au #texts #tweets #crack #fanatical posting

[myebix]

a concept, vampire batfamily, but out of sheer spite batman made himself like marceline adventure time where he just drinks the red color from stuff. and all the kids do it too.

except jason starts drinking blood after coming back, and dami was raised as a blood consumer just to be retrained into eating colors

this is purely because it popped into my head and I thought the idea would have comedy potential.

baby tim goes up to the bats all "I know what you are" and expects to get bit once he sees the vamp fangs, only to watch bruce slurp down some food dye from a juice box like it's an energy drink. bruce never actually turns him until after he comes back fully trained and acts as robin for a few months. he was scared to turn anyone else after jason.

"ah man, I'm starving, this stakeout is taking way too long." *chomps down on robin uniform as a snack*

jason eventually returns to drinking colors, but when he's hangry and some drug lord is practically asking for it, he gets a good meal out of his busts. a little indulgence, he deserves it.

bruce's "slippery slope" mentality also works, bc he knows that if he ever has his first taste of blood, his first kill, he'll be insatiable and won't be able to stop. he's fighting his urges daily.

duke is simply built different, and his light powers give him the ability to be in the sun without some kind of protection. everyone else is jealous. poor guy found it out the hard way, though, after he was turned. steph still holds the video of him shrieking and hissing at the sun before realizing he was perfectly fine as blackmail.

#batfamily #jason todd #duke thomas #batman #damian wayne #robin dc #tim drake #stephanie brown #she's only mentioned tho #vampire batfamily #look i love the vampire batman jokes and aus #i just think that #while the idea of him having to scrounge blood banks to avoid killing anyone is inherently funny #him seeing adventure time for the first time w one of his kids and going “wow that might actually work!” is even funnier #the shenanigan potential

[bruciemilf]

When I saw your perspective of Jason being a surly kitten (Bruce's vision) who loves to be coddled, but hates to show it + protective Jason, because he hates to have his father's heart broken.

I could only think one thing:

Jason, like in Austen's novels, pushing away and checking the background of each of his father's suitors, before even considering introducing them.

To then begin, from his father's consent, a LONG and TEDIOUS process of courtship beforehand (gifts, flowers, books, batarangs), then scheduled dates with supervision (Damian) to then, after a couple more months, begin to make the relationship official and then a marriage …. But only years later. When he feels confortable with the idea.

Jason, to the CV of his father's suitor: No prospects, no decent job, no morals, no money, hasn't seen his family for years and apparently doesn't recycle. In short, he's not worth it.

GOOOOOODDDDDD YEAH,,,, YEAH,, I truly love this - ESPECIALLY after reading your Damian protecting Battinson piece, like, GOD. Robert Pattinson gives off that " I must protect this emo bitch with all I have or I'll instantly combust" energy and I respect that so much

Like?? Just to throw some autistic Bruce in here - Jason (after Stephanie and Tim finally bully him into going along with this matchmaking nonsense) pays very close attention to how they treat Bruce once they find out he's on the spectrum

" Oh, but you don't LOOK autistic" nope. Straight out the door. You're an idiot and Jason will slap a " honk at me- I'm an ableist piece of shit" bumper sticker on your car

" aren't you too old for that?" Again, you're an idiot, and Jason will dish you the WORST public embarassment of your life, - and so on and so forth

But I feel like Bruce himself is very careful, too, - really, him going along with this is mostly to indulge his kiddos, and aside from being painfully awkward and unsuccessful, this thing is mostly harmless

But his eye is sharp; he's very observant of how his children are treated bc really, he's every inch the protective bitch the batkids are, they got it FROM him most likely- and you're lucky to leave with a hurt ego and a rejection if you don't treat his babies well

I can imagine Dick asking him why he rejected another candidate, and Bruce bites his lip, looking around, angry blue eyes downcast

" I told him about Jason's manuscript. how proud I am, that he's working on it again. He told me I should stop coddling him, get him a real man's job," he's spitting, stabbing the blueberry ice cream Alfred " accidentally" left around the kitchen. " Fragile masculinity is very unattractive."

Dick hums, nodding, pouring some chocolate syrup over Bruce's ice cream before they join the others for movie night, " Don't stress about it. We'll find someone soon. I can feel it."

And bruce just shrugs, saying that everything he needs is waiting for him in his living room, and Dick should hurry up to claim.his spot

#BATDAD I LOVEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUU #bruce wayne #batman #op you are SO SMART for this i read your ask 10 times no joke. jason absolutely loves being coddled u cant change my mind #robin's dad (has it going on) au #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #damian judges suitors based on how they feel/treat animals FACT #batdad #protective bruce wayne #battinson #soft bruce wayne

[punkeropercyjackson]

No Cass or Duke but yes a canon 15 year old with his tatas out in an orientalist outfit.And Jayr*ys wonder why everybody hates them

#love how also damian's the only batboy who actually looks older💀j/r's are allergic to actual older men despite their creep ass daddy jokes #they're such losers it's insane how everybody just lets this slide and then act like the anti-r//acism posts of the fandom aren't about them #batfam #the batboys #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #latino jason todd #i refuse to put this in my 'afrolatino jason supremacy' tag if he's supposed to be black i'm even angrier now that's not a nigga in any way #duke is a robin #duke is a batboy #cass is a batkid #antijayroy #roy harper #arrowfam #teen titans #anti rhato #young justice #sexualization of minors cw #adultification tw #racism cw #orientalism tw #antiblackness #racialized misogyny #summerposting

[welcometogrouchland]

The fact that no one across all of DC fandom (as far as I can tell) has mined the beautiful comedic potential that is the night and day difference between Tim and Damians current canonical love interests

#ramblings of a lunatic #things i know about bernard: he's bi. he's into cooking. he's an endless source of love and positivity in tims life #and however you feel about that as a writing decision #you gotta admit it'd be funny to imagine him pulling up to the wayne family get together (I'm not looking at gotham war rn- #-for comedic reasons) and he sees damian's scary russian goth gf who keeps making oblique jokes about death #and they both just look at each other like. ah. hello #bc despite it all they have one thing in common and that's their deranged autistic vigilante boyfriends #idk I'm so interested in the potential for daminika to be hilarious (and on a more sincere note- meaningful and cute) together #and just Nika in general? she's fun to read rn but my brain keeps supplying me for potential routes for development you could take her #but keeping it strictly in funny territory? i want this. i think it'd be hilarious #Tim and Damian have to agree to not bite/punch/kick/torment each other for ONE day bc their beloveds are hitting it off so well #dc comics #timber #daminika #gravebird #I've also seen gravebird used and i think that's cute! i don't acknowledge flamian tho. who is that

[confusedandghostly]

Here’s the Crow AU, something that I’ve come up with on impulse because it’s been two years and I’ve been sucked back into my DP x DC phase (curse you tumblr)

Through whatever shenanigans you would like, Danny ends up as a part of the batfam. Except not as Phantom, because first, that’s such an easy connection to make between the new Wayne kid and Phantom both being from Amity and showing up at the exact same time, and second, having Phantom around is inevitably going to attract attention that no one wants.

So, to offset the weird timing and the attention and other misc things, Danny agrees to take on a new, non ghost vigilante identity. He goes through the trouble of training without his powers so that he can pass for a meta and not a dead guy, and when he finally makes his debut, he is Crow, the new bird in town

#danny phantom #crossover #dp x dc #batman #batfam #again the circumstances surrounding this are readers choice #as is the point in the timeline #I’ve been imagining this both as YJ with Dick as the current Robin #and separately with a mostly ambiguous point in the timeline where Damian is the current Robin #Damian as the Robin has more comedy potential though I think #Because I favor AUs where he & Danny get along #so imagine Damian’s ‘You are not worth my time’ introverted and pessimistic attitude #and Danny’s chill ‘I love puns banter and space’ attitude #and they don’t seem like they should get along but they do #it’s worth noting that Danny is also just as cynical as Damian he just copes with the idea that the world is screwed by joking about it

[dcujargon]

People be giving Damian Big Ole Anime Eyes in fanart like NO-

This kid is a LITERAL beady-eyed monster you CUT THOSE THING RIGHT BACK DOWN TO SIZE

#all jokes of course #i love the fanart #all of it #damian wayne #is beautiful in all styles #dc #batman #robin #dcu #damian al ghul #robin!damian

[remosdeerica]

*Damian and Jon making out*

Jason: Oi! Leave room for Jesus!

Damian: We're fucking Jewish!

#i love stupid religion jokes #jewish bruce wayne #personally i like to think that bruce is jewish #but dick still celebrated christmas #so when he came to live with bruce he invented ChrisHanukkah #cause i think that's cute as hell #damijon #dc #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #jon kent #damian wayne #aged up characters obvi