weaponized spite
another batch of badly drawn shitpost incoming
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Doodle from ig
Damian Robin :3
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anytime someone asks me “there’s more than one Robin?” i begin to vibrate at a frequency only dogs can hear and my brain goes to static and then i open my eyes hours later to find i have explained the entire history of all the Robins and their vigilante identities after outgrowing the title to some poor unsuspecting soul
(this does not include carrie or jarro. i just don’t rlly care abt carrie, and i hate jarro with a burning passion. there is no reason for me to, i just do. i hate that stupid little fucking starfish)
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Damian always brings disabled/badly hurt/ aggressive animals home without a doubt that the batfam would immediately adopt them and take care of them- growing fond of the strays and loving them.
Why?
They took him in.
He was no better.
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Tim, waking up from (yet another) coma: Oh hey, guys. What time is it?
Damian: It’s about 2am. Are you hungry?
Tim: Oh, cool. I’m up for some toast.
Dick (sobbing uncontrollably): Can you guys please stop acting like nothing happened?!
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thinking about them again
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Robins #2
Dick’s sense of humor is peak
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jason: love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
damian: todd, you are literally making a valentine’s day card for roy.
jason, pointing his hot glue gun at damian: you’re on thin fucking ice.
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ok consider this: au where dick gives jason robin… but does not stop being robin also. two robins. which flavor did you get, extra flippy or statistically more likely to kick you in the nuts than anywhere else? tim gets adopted? also robin. steph is robin when she feels like it. jason, resurrected, puts on a completely different suit and becomes robin… 2, the redux? robin 2.1? robin 5? damian gets adopted. who's he gonna steal robin from? surprise, bitch, there's four robins and you also get to be robin! cass is robin. duke is robin. alfred has to emergency medivac someone in one of the backup cars, his regular getup, and a domino. someone asks who he is and he answers "robin" in perfect deadpan. bruce is the only one who doesn't get to be robin and he's not sad about it, everyone, please take this seriously.
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Tim: So, this Daniel, he lives with you?
Jason: Yeah, he just moved in last month.
Duke: And that's going well?
Jason: Yep! He is so great.
Damian: So he knew you and was like more...
Jason: ...
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someone beat his highest score in cheese viking. (if anyone tries to be weird and ship them in the tags im gonna fuck your mom and block you)
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Batober 2023 Day 17 - Handful
batc*st shippers DO NOT INTERACT. if you ship Batman with the Robins or Batkids,his children,or the Robins/Batkids with each other STAY AWAY
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🪺 The Robins and Their Birdhouse 🪺
Honestly, I’m really proud of this. Even though I feel like the drawing itself could’ve ended up better, I just love the concept for it.
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have some tim jason and dami being brothers in We Are Robin vol. 2
bonus:
damian yelling “CHOW TIME!” as he lands right on some talon’s face
& jason yelling “YAAAAASSS!”
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Jason knows Damian preens under parent affection.
If he was a good brother, he’d encourage it.
But he’s a selfish little shit.
Everyone knows Bruce’s favourite is Jason.
And Jason doesn’t relent to ever not throwing down that card.
Damian: You were the worst robin by comparison!
Jason:
Jason: You know what yes I was-
Bruce: Unforgivable Damian. Stop harassing your brother. He was amazing. The best. I love him.
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