#Unless you're ginny

[missetbilu]

KEEPING A CLOSE EYE*

perv!fred weasley x fem!reader, smut

when fred overhears you and the girls chit chatting about boys that you fancy, he can’t keep his mind from wandering, nor his hand.

warnings: perv concept, jerking off

"Come on, Y/N, there's gotta be someone you fancy." Ginny elbowed you, trying to get a response.

Angelina, Hermione, Ginny and yourself were in your favorite little spot in the library. A very secluded area, where you could study, sneak in some food, talk, without prying eyes or ears.

Although in that afternoon, you were not very much enjoying the topic of choice. Boys. Too shy to come clean about your little crush, you would much rather gossip or even focus on the charms essay due next week than engage in the conversation. But the girls were not having it.

"Yeah, even Hermione admitted to being completely, head over heels, in love with Ron." Angelina teased.

"Hey!" The girl blushed and looked away for a second, but curiosity got the best of her and she gave in to the argument. "She's right tho, you're the only one left."

"I just don't think of any guy here like that."

"In this castle full of boys, you expect me to believe not even a single one of them is your type?" Ginny said.

"Unless you're into girls."

"I'm not." You laughed at Angelina's curious expression. "I like men."

"Then name one you would" Hermione stopped herself mid sentence, suddenly a bit shy, "...you know."

"Fuck?" Angelina completed her thought and they all laughed, Hermione also shushing her and looking around to make sure they were alone.

"Alright." You took a deep breath and tried to sound as nonchalant as you possibly could. "I guess Fred is kind of cute."

"Aw dude, are you serious?" Ginny's disappointment was so clear in her face that the three other girls bursted out laughing.

"Shhh, guys, I don't wanna get kicked out." Hermioned said between giggles.

"Sorry, babe, but this was too good not to laugh at." Angelina responded, still chuckling.

"Too good? All my friends wanna fuck my brothers."

And you all fell into laughter again.

-

It had been a week since Fred discovered that spot of yours to hang out. Whenever you and the girls disappeared from his sight, he would get anxious, wondering where you might be.

Until the day he was looking for a potions book, but found something far better: you.

He managed to hide in the corridor next to the one where the group of girls would sit on the floor and chit chat. Usually he took no interest in the conversations you would have. But not that day. Throughout the whole week he listened to each silly subject the girls brought up, only paying attention to the sound of your angelic voice when you made a comment. That day it was different. Once the tables turned from homework to guys you fancied, Fred felt his heart skip a beat.

He was nervous, his palms becoming sweaty as each of the girls rambled about one boy after the other. He barely listened to the guys his sister brought up, nor to the mentions of his brothers. What mattered most to him was what you were going to say. He was so afraid of hearing another man's name fall out of your pretty lips; so afraid you would confess to feeling attracted to someone else.

But he was also infatuated with the possibility of his name being the one in your mind. You quietly listened to what your friends had to say, too scared to say something yourself, Fred saw that in your expression as he tried to eye your figure from the place where he was hiding. Just thinking about it, being him the person you kept yourself from mentioning, made his trousers feel a bit too tight. His hand travelled down to his growing bulge, but he didn't move it, he didn't want to risk not hearing you.

Your silence allowed his imagination to run wild. Maybe this whole thing got her thinking about how good I would fuck her, and she's afraid of sharing those filthy thoughts. He stroked his cock once, over the fabric of his clothes. Or perhaps she's so lost in the desire of getting filled up with my cum, she didn't even notice how quiet she's been... oh fuck... He did it again and had to hold back a moan.

Fred knew he shouldn’t, but it was as if he had no control over his actions. His hand slipped past his boxers and he stroked his dick, trying so hard to imagine it was you doing it.

Has she ever had a wet dream with me? He wondered. She would wake up sweaty and out of breath. Her panties are completely damp, but it's not because of the sweat, it's arousal. I bet she would be embarrassed, looking around the dorm to see if the other girls are sleeping, before she goes under the covers and... He gasps quietly, his hands going a bit faster now. And she lets her hand touch her dripping cunt... He bites his lip to stop himself from cursing. Her sweet fingers would tease her clit and she wouldn't be able to stop a moan of my name from coming out.

"Alright." When the word left your mouth he slowed down his movement, focusing on the head of his member. It was almost painful the way he teased his tip, trying to pay attention to what you were about to say. He even held his breath, that and the expectation making him even more sensitive. "I guess Fred is kind of cute."

Fred was really thankful for the loud laughter of the group that followed your confession, because the minute he heard your sugary voice saying his name, it was too much. He came in his hand with a low grunt.

He didn't listen to anything said after that. He didn't move or took his hand off of his trousers. He was in shock. As much as he wanted that outcome, it felt unreal now that it happened. He had imagined how you would sound saying you fancied him, what words you would choose and what exactly would be the look on your face. But none of it compared to the reality of it all.

You, such a perfect picture of beauty, intelligence, kindness. The most incredible, endearing and angelical woman he had ever set his eyes upon, out of all people, wanted him.

Fred waited until you all had left to pick himself up from his spot on the floor and attempt to use some spells and his robes to hide the stain in his pants. He did a good job, it wasn't too noticeable, but deep down he didn't care. There was something, or rather someone, much more important in his mind.

He stood in front of the corridor where you had been just a few minutes before. "I guess Fred is kind of cute." That played in his head over and over again, like a broken record. And Fred definitely didn't want to fix it.

#fifi-writes #harry potter smut #fred weasley smut #fred weasley x reader #fred smut

[starlingflight]

the hinny time traveling in Ootp sounds so good tho😭😭😭😭

Anon, I know it sounds good, I agree it sounds good, but in practice it would be bad.

I can hear you right now (or is that just the voices in my head?), you're saying 'but Starling, how do you know unless you try?'

Anon, I have tried.

Here's the trouble with this premise as I would want to write it:

1. How do married hinny end up in Grimmauld Place in 1995? Idk, they just do, because I want them there.

2. What's the point of them being there? Look, I just think Sirius deserves to see grown up Harry happy and healthy and being a loved up idiot like his father.

Also, I want to see Harry squirm as he realises there's a reason he always knows what Ginny's doing even when it's completely irrelevant. It's a revelation I personally would enjoy watching him have while being watched by his future self, a large component of the Order, and half of Ginny's brothers (not to mention Ginny herself... both teenaged and adult version).

Also, also, OotP!Harry would be absolutely horrified by his adult counterpart's behaviour and it amuses me greatly. From awkward, crying kisses with Cho Chang to effortless intimacy with Ginny Weasley, in the wise words of Boyzone, life is a roller coaster.

3. Right, but why? Does someone remember it? Does it change something? Does someone learn an important lesson? No, it's just ✨️vibes✨️

Idk why typing all of that out just made me want to write it more rather than less...

Anyway, if you had to read these unhinged Monday morning ramblings, I hope your week improves from here 😘

#hinny #harry x ginny #anon really wishes they'd never asked

[crackishincorrecthp]

Hermione: Did you guys ever date someone in secret? Ron: Not really Ginny: Nope, I'm always pretty open about my relationships Luna: No, I love being open about love! Harry: Harry: Why do I feel like this was some kind of personal attack against me? Hermione: It wasn't, Harry...Unless there's something you wanna tell us? Harry: There is... Harry: I hate you guys Luna: Oh, I thought you would finally tell them you're dating- Harry: I'M NOT DATING ANYONE! Luna: Then why did I walk into you kissing- Harry: The ground? 'Cause I fell, Luna Luna: It wasn't the ground, it was- Harry: The wall? Yeah, I was without my glasses Luna: No, it was- Harry: Luna Luna: Oh, okay Ginny: No, please, don't stop, I'm invested now! Hermione: Who were you kissing, Harry? Ron: You know we won't judge you, mate! Ron: I mean, unless it was Malfoy, then I'll just send you to one of those Muggle Psychiatric Hospitals Harry: Luna: Hermione: Oh Merlin! Ginny: Really, Harry?! Ron: I don't get it Hermione: Luna caught Harry kissing Malfoy, Ron! Ron: Ron: Malfoy, Harry?! Why, mate, why?! Luna: It happens when two people like each other, Ron! Harry: What Luna said

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[zengle56]

Not Afraid To Fight- Harry J Potter

Summary: You're pregnant with Harry's child when the war begins

Warnings: Mentions of sex, angst, death, pain

a/n: Thank you to @ringa-starr for requesting this fic. It took me absolutely forever to be accurate and sound correct. Not proofread.

You and Harry had always been good friends. You got along in many ways and rarely fought with each other as Hermione and Ron did. The only time you could recall, other than now, is when Harry was entered into the Triwizard Tournament. You didn’t understand the premise of the damned tournament anyways so the fact that your best friend- Harry had nervously asked you to the Yule Ball that would be occurring soon after the first event and you were together ever since- was going to be competing in three life-threatening ‘games’ in competition for a cup. After losing Cedric, everyone finally understood the fear you felt, especially after Harry cried that He-who-must-not-be-named was back. Always on his side, always believing every word he said, you knew that dating Harry, you’d be in for a potentially life-threatening adventure as his. Having both gone through so much together, now was no different, if not the most terrifying thing you’d ever gone through.

8 months earlier

Hands shaking, you looked at your reflection in the mirror, only seeing the nervous expression that presented itself. Of course you knew this was a possibility, you and Harry, despite having hard busy lives, had a healthy frequent sex life. He knew you in ways you didn’t even know yourself. Touched places you didn’t know could be touched and he loved you in ways you didn’t know could be loved. His sweet soft touch, his low voice that turned raspy when he whispered, his well-endowed cock that was always ready to take you into places you’d never dreamed of being were completely irresistible. Yet, you knew this was a possibility. You had attempted to take birth control in the past but it turned you into a completely different person and it had turned out that Harry was allergic to the lubricant that was slathered on most condoms so you usually went raw, not that you complained. Harry always pulled out before his inevitable ejaculation unless you told him otherwise, willing to take your chances with any contraception such as a morning after pill. 

“Please please please.” You whispered with your eyes squeezed shut, begging to God if there even was any, to pardon you from this terrifying fate and let you go on. You promised to yourself that if it was in fact negative you’d go back on birth control, you’d do anything, no matter how it made you feel. It’s not that you never wanted kids, you did, you had talked about growing a family with Harry many times, you just weren’t ready. You were only 18, he was only 17, and couldn’t go through your last year at Hogwarts pregnant. 

Grabbing the test and quickly holding it against your stomach, you opened your eyes. You have been getting sick lately, sensitive to smells. Your breasts had been tender and you noticed a slight growth in them as well, not to mention you had missed your last period by three weeks. Finally taking deep breaths, you were ready to reveal to yourself the answer to the question that had been plaguing your mind for the past few days. You sighed deeply, tears slowly forming in your eyes as you read the results.

Pregnant.

8 months later

“Harry Potter is dead!”

 You screamed at the top of your lungs, unable to breathe. You fell to your knees into all of the rubble and dirt scattered across the hard ground, holding the bump of yours and Harry’s unborn child. You heard Ginny, one of your best friends scream as well.

“No!” you sobbed, eyes flooded with tears and Neville bent next to you, trying his hardest to pull you back to your feet. Everyone stood in awe, walking up to the scene of a crowd of death eaters surrounding behind him. If only you had looked up, you would’ve seen Hagrid, holding your fiancés lifeless body.

“It’s going to be dangerous Y/N. I don’t want to drag you into this, especially in your condition.” Harry gestured towards you, 8 months pregnant, you rolled your eyes.

“Harry, you're not doing this alone.” 

“I’m not alone, I have so many people, why do you need to come out and risk yourself?” He pleaded with his eyes for you to get sense and just stay home. 

“Harry, I’m your girlfriend and I am with you no matter what. We trained together, we trained hard and I am more than ready to do this with you.” You didn’t understand why he couldn’t see that though you were pregnant, you were ready to stand by his side forever, no matter what. 

“I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that…” He said, instantly causing you suspicion. Your heart dropped down to your stomach. As he stood from the kitchen chair he sat in, you began to think about him leaving you for pushing too hard. Before you could say a word, he got down on one knee.

“Y/N,” he began and a gasp involuntarily came from your throat. “I'll keep it short because I know you probably want to sit down.” He joked, you smiled, tears forming in your eyes. “Y/N L/N, Will you do me the happiest honor I could ever ask for and be my wife? Will you marry me?”

“Stupid girl.” He said as he stepped closer to you, the death eaters sneering behind him as he did so. “Harry Potter is dead. From this day forth, you’ll put your faith in me.” He said sinisterly, gesturing to himself. The silence of 200 people around was deafening.

“Harry Potter is dead!” He shouted once more and the crowd of death eaters he walked towards broke into laughter, spitting in your face, all of your faces. “And now is the time to declare yourself, come forward and join us or die.” He announced, arms spread from his sides. Everyone blankly stared at the man, wishing to be anywhere else.

“Draco.” A man whispered loudly, you instantly knew it was Lucious Malfoy, calling his son from the side of good, to the side of evil. You assumed without any choice, Draco walked over to the other side. Your heart raced and stabbing pains came from your stomach, causing you much discomfort.

“Ah, well done Draco. Well done.” The man said, pulling the shaken boy into an awkward hug before he met with his parents.

Feeling anger build up in your system, you stood up to shout but stopped when a limping Neville got closer to the man, everyone, including you, watching his courage.

“Well I must say I hoped for better.” The man said, again death eaters broke out into laughter, trying their hardest to embarrass your poor friend in front of you.

“And who might you be, young man?” He asked, walking towards your friend. Staring at the ground, you heard his voice without fear or hesitation.

“Neville Longbottom.” The evil crowd laughed again.

“Well Neville I’m sure we can find a place for you in our ranks.”

“I’d like to say something.” Neville interrupted, eyes still pointed towards the ground, slowly looking up towards the man who had killed the boy who lived.

“Well Neville I’m sure we’d all be fascinated to hear what you have to say.” You stared, holding your belly as they spoke. 

“It doesn’t matter that Harry’s gone.”

“Stand down Neville.” Seamus interrupted and you scowled, you never had an interest in that boy.

“People die everyday,” He began, looking towards all of you, making eye contact, you nodded your head slowly and he kept going. “Friends, family. Yeah, we lost Harry tonight but he’s still with us…in here,” He spoke, holding his hand to his heart. “Fred, Remus, Tonks… all of them. They didn’t die in vain.” He said turning back towards the evil man. “But you will, cause you’re wrong!” He shouted as the man laughed in his face. “Harry’s heart did best for us, for her, for all of us! It’s not over!” He yelled, pulling the sword of  Godric Gryffindor from the sorting hat before discarding it to the ground. 

A commotion that no one expected caught everyone’s attention. The moment you saw Harry wriggle out of Hagrid's arms and cast a spell towards Nagini. Your ears rang and your heart pumped faster than it ever had. Everyone around you smiled and you heard sounds of triumph through the crowd behind you. The boy who lived was really alive, standing right before you. The love of your life wasn’t truly gone.

The man shot sparks of flame from his wand towards the school you once called home and screamed as he did so. Anger flooded his veins as he came to find his true enemy was still alive. Death Eaters fled the scene and Harry ran up to you, screaming for everyone to get inside of the grounds of the castle. You wished he would say something to you but you knew now was not the time to dottle.

“The snake! We have to kill the snake.” Harry panted, ensuring everyone was gathered in the safe bounds. Nevilles eyes shift to the evil man and Nagini. 

“Harry! Look out!” Neville shouts, stepping forward, only a few yards away from Harry. The man’s wand blazes and sparks from the tip send Neville flying through the air 50 feet back into the castle. Harry turns and makes eye contact with you, Ron and Hermione, shocked expressions dawning on all of you; no one could have possibly survived that. The man swept forward as you watched Harry turn and dash into the Entrance Hall.

As Harry and the man who viciously killed his parents started their own fight one on one, you and the others ran into the Great Hall, fighting Death Eaters that enclosed in on you from left to right. You fight to the best of your ability, dodging spells every few seconds. From the corner of your eye you saw Neville twitch and heard a slight groan from his cracked lips. He opens his eyes and looks at you before slowly turning his head and sees a glimmer from his periphery; The Sword of Gryffindor. 

Your head whips as you hear Bellatrix laugh insanely as she stands atop a long wooden table, spraying the chaotic room with various spells. As one shoots from her wand, nearly missing Ginny with the bolt. Molly, her mother, sees this shot and stands before her daughter. 

“NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!” She raises her wand to Bellatrix. Bellatrix roared with laughter at the sight of Molly, underestimating her power. You felt a sharp stinging pain in your side but again chose to ignore it. Spells shot from Molly’s wand, hitting Bellatrix viciously but she didn’t cease to fight back. Spells shot at Molly as well, stunning her actions for only a moment. Her remaining children attempted to join her on the table, wands at the ready, ready to help defend their sister but Molly shouted.

“Back off boys, she’s mine! You will never touch my children again.” She screamed, spells continuing to bolt from her wand.

“Be thankful we only took one… Besides, it’s not like you don’t have a spare.” Bellatrix indicated to George with a smirk. As she let out a blood curdling laugh, Molly hit her with a spell that made her topple to the ground, her scream filling the air as the oxygen left her lungs before she shattered into thousands of tiny pieces. 

Just then, you hear loud pattering and turn to see Hermione and Ron running down the loud stone stairs, running from someone…or something. Nagini, the powerfully large snake tailed behind them, ready to pounce on your best friends. You shot a spell towards the snake, hitting her long neck. Instantly she changed her path and slithered quickly in your direction. Just as you were about to cast another spell, another sharp pain jolted in your stomach and you doubled over, bending in half holding your stomach, closing your eyes tightly waiting for the long sharp fangs to sink into your skin and end your life. 

Nagini lowered her head, Hermione and Ron watching in horror as Neville came out of nowhere, the Sword of Godrick Gryffindor in hand, jumping and with one mighty swing, he severed Nagini’s head as it fell to the floor. Her body shriveled and flew into the air as gray dust. The man, now in the room with Harry, froze, watching her body fly away. 

The evil man bellowed in pain, his loyal companion now lost, he turned to fire at Harry, and instinctively he countered. The elder wand sailed from the man's hand, the spell ricocheting back onto him. He stands utterly still for a moment, eyes locked on Harry. Suddenly, he froze, his body flaking away in the air, blowing in the wind and killing the man. 

Finally, Voldemort was dead. 

Everyone stood in astonishment as the man who had killed everyone they loved, friends family, ruined lives, was gone in an instant. Your joy and triumph ended quickly as the sharp pains came once again, worse than it had been before, you felt as if you were going to pass out. A scream came from your lips and your best friend Hermione ran to you as did Harry. 

“We need help over here!” Is the last thing you heard before your vision becomes blurry, giving into your pain and falling unconscious to a world other than the real one.

1 day later

Eyes fluttering open, you groaned, head pounding and arm sore. You looked down to see an IV in your vein. Shocked, you also noticed that your clothes had turned into a hospital gown and the Great Hall a hospital room. To your left, you saw Harry, dozed onto his shoulder, still sporting his entirely dirty outfit from the fight. 

“Good morning Y/N. Glad to see you’re awake. It’s curious, really.” A doctor said from the corner of the room, having noticed your eyes opened. Your lips felt chapped and cracked so it hurt when you talked but you pushed through.

“What’s curious?” You mumbled in a whisper. He chuckled handsomely with his perfect hair and straight teeth, stepping towards you and perking his head to the side. 

“You went into labor during the battle you were in.”

“I did?” You gasped, sitting up a bit, the noise causing Harry to stir awake. 

“Indeed. I’m not sure how you didn’t feel the contractions or your water break. It must have been highly painful.” He commented, writing something down in his chart after looking at your monitor. 

“Y/N, you're awake!” He shot from his chair, hands pulling you in for a hug. You did the best you could laid down. His lips met yours and you were reunited with a bittersweet kiss that felt as if it lasted for eternity. You turned back to look at the doctor and shrugged.

“I mean, I did but I guess I was so preoccupied that I didn’t realize it. I don’t feel anything now though.”

“That’s because we gave you an epidural.” He said as he tapped your leg, surprisingly, you couldn’t feel the tap. 

“Are you ready to do this?” Harry asked, squeezing your hand in his. “They said you’re 7 centimeters dilated, it’s almost time.” You noticed his glasses were smudged and cracked, but he didn’t seem to mind. He still had his messy dark hair and emerald green eyes that you had fallen in love with. 

“I sure hope I’m ready.” You sighed, feeling so tired after the last few days' events. “I mean, if I can fight in a war, I’m sure I can give birth.” You joked, Harry leaning down to kiss you again.

19 years later

“Don’t forget to give Professor Longbottom our best.” Hermione called to her daughter Rose as she stepped into the train. She excitedly nodded back to her mother and waved you and your husband of 19 years goodbye. 

“Goodbye dear, be safe!” You shouted to your adopted niece. Harry squeezed your side as your son stopped, struggling to tie his shoelace. Harry leans down to join him. 

“Will there really be thestrals pulling the carriages?” Albus asked and your husband looked at him warmly.

“There’s nothing scary about thestrals. They’re gentle things. Anyway, you won’t be going up to school in the carriages. You’ll be going in the boats, remember?” Harry asked, and your son nodded. Seeing Harry talk to him gave you butterflies. You smiled at the sight, knowing how amazing of a father Harry was. 

“Dad?” you heard your son ask.

“Yes?”

“What if I’m put in Slytherin?” You saw Harry study your son long and hard before leaning in close. The breeze flew your hair into your eye but you wiped it away as you listened to his words.

“Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin. And he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.” Albus nods but then his face formed into a frown. 

“But what if I-”

“Then Slytherin House will have gained a wonderful wizard. But listen, if it means so much to you, you can choose Gryffindor. The Sorting Hat takes your choice into account.” 

“Really?”

“Really.” You jumped in, running your fingers through his hair, recognizing it as his fathers hair. It was crazy and dark as well and stuck out in every direction. Your son made his way onto the train, waving from the window next to Rose. The train jolted to a start and your daughter Lily ran with the window Albus hung out of. It looked like all she wanted to do was join them. Just then you felt a hand land on your shoulder, you jumped a bit frightened but smiled when you saw who it was. 

“Rub you frightened me,” You turned to see your eldest son, freshly nineteen years old and standing proudly, towering over you and your husband. 

“Rubeus Remus, did you scare your mother again?” Harry asked your son and all you could do was laugh. You smiled seeing how your future was, being grateful you took the chance to be with Harry, fight in the war, even while pregnant, and marry the love of your life. The boy who lived. 

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[mattslolita]

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𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏' 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏' 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒓𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉!"

— 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑺𝑳𝑶𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑨 𝑺𝑰𝑮𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑶𝑭𝑭 !💌

#sturniolo triplets #christopher sturniolo #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo #the sturniolo triplets #the sturniolos

[saintsenara]

Hi, if you're still doing the ask game, may I inquire about your opinion on the following ships ? : Tomarrinny, Bartymort, Quirrellmort, Petermort and Tom Sr/Cecilia/Merope. Also, thoughts on MoD!Voldemort or on how a meeting between Snape and Petunia would have gone ? Thanks !

thank you very much, @take-the-unknow-road-now for this wonderful selection of unhinged things for me to talk about. i am always ready for asks which inspire chaos:

tomarrinny

when she's eleven, harry's twelve, and tom is an immortal shard of soul? no.

when she's thirty, harry's thirty-one, and tom is back from the dead for some reason? absolutely. after all, why shouldn't ginny be allowed two orphans, as a treat? and why shouldn't tom be allowed two people who are clearly less good-looking than him to pay him attention? plus, two quidditch players will definitely be willing to do all the work, allowing him to achieve his true form: undying pillow princess.

but - in reality - we all know which way the power dynamic actually lies: tom and ginny are both harry's subs. let's hope that their ability to jointly write a poem has improved since the 'his eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad' days.

bartymort

canon.

there has never been a man with a more flagrant daddy kink than barty crouch jr., and we all know that he threw himself onto lord voldemort's lap the second he arrived in his first death eater meeting. the dark lord advised him that he'd be physically chastised if this behaviour continued. unfortunately for him, that was exactly what barty wanted to happen.

the reason it burned out hard is because lord voldemort also has towering daddy issues. he is even forced to reveal what his real name and background is in an effort to make barty understand that sometimes he'd like to do something other than put on a double-breasted suit and pretend he's come home on time to attend a birthday party. (for example: 'hello son, i've come to pick you up from the orphanage' role-play.)

barty literally couldn't give less of a fuck. lord voldemort is not sorry when he gets turned into a soulless husk.

quirrellmort

lord voldemort - overcome with joy at being back in a human body after a decade - doesn't think through how awkward the aftermath of this will be, and spends the first night he's attached to quirrell's head directing him in a... let's just say... exploration of his anatomy.

quirrell is so pathetically suggestible that - from that point onwards - he can't get off unless the dark lord is talking dirty to him. but can you imagine how cringe trying to speak sexily to quirrell must be? (hey baby, what are you wearing? a turban which smells of garlic?)

voldemort simply pretends not to have heard when quirrell brings this up. unfortunately, all this does is make quirrell want to talk about his feelings.

lord voldemort is not sorry when harry kills him.

petermort

flopping. lord voldemort hates wormtail, because he betrayed a man to whom he would give his affections: james potter.

[seriously, he is a simp for james. there is no other explanation for why he insists that james fought him bravely when he turned up on halloween when we canonically know that what james actually did was run into the hall without his wand and then fall over.]

but don't worry. wormtail is getting some god-tier hate sex out of snape.

tom riddle sr./cecilia/merope gaunt

i'm going to answer this lightly, on the assumption that this triad is consensual.

tom sr. is getting thrown out of the bedroom within seconds. they're lesbians.

[he'll be fine. he goes for a little walk to sulk and ends up making out with frank bryce against a rose trellis. the four of them become bffs.]

and then our not-ship questions:

lord voldemort as the master of death

sounds like a lot of hard work, plus both of his parents keep appearing whenever he touches the resurrection stone to shout at him.

snape versus petunia

snape went round to speak to her about what a dick he thinks harry is (dumbledore told him to speak to her about the blood protection, he didn't want to.)

they fucked.

#asks answered #asenora's opinions on ships

[mudpuddlenl]

My headcanon of a VK hierarchy

(Thank you wikipedia list of Disney Villains. I will be listing canon VK's that apply where necessary)

Rank 1 (Reflections) Kids of the "13 reflections of evil" (the 13 villains that are used most often in Disney's marketing). Often these are gang leaders (or at least high up in the gangs). Messing with any of them is a really, really bad idea. You're going to end up dead, or, if you're lucky, severely wounded.

Evil Queen (Evie) Chernabog Queen of Hearts Captain Hook (Harry, CJ, Harriet) Maleficent (Mal) Cruella de Vil (Carlos) Ursula (Uma) Gaston (Junior, III, Gil) Jafar (Jay) Oogie Boogie Scar Hades (Mal again, Hadie) Dr. Facilier (Freddie, Celia)

While some with strong connections to these villains (such as Diego and Jade) will be elevated higher due to this, they won't be in rank 1. They're more likely to be somewhere in rank 3 or 4.

Rank 2 (Big-name VK's) Kids of villains that might not be part of the reflections of evil, but still have big name recognition. Think of a disney villain, which ones outside of the reflections of evil are likely to come to mind first? Yeah, those are in here.

Examples, but not conclusive: Claude Frollo (Claudine) Horned King Tremaine family (Dizzy, Anthony, unnamed cousins/siblings of these two) Madam Mim (Maddy) Mother Gothel (Ginny) Prince Hans Shere Khan Yzma (Yzla, Zevon) Shan Yu

Rank 3 (Small-name VK's) The villains that are in movies but that you're not likely to name if asked for a villain, or even have to check a list for in order to remember them. I'll be listing their movie with them.

Examples, but not conclusive: Amos Slade (Fox & The Hound) The Stabbingtons (Tangled) Edgar Balthazar (Aristocats) The Ringmaster (Dumbo) (Hermie)

I truly am not in the position to give more examples in this rank since it really depends on each individual person tbh, but you get what I mean.

Rank 4 (Protected) Sidekicks, family, gang members, kids; if they are under the protection of higher ranked VK's they go here. This is where Jace and Harry Badun, as well as Reza, would fall. Possibly the Smee kids, Diego, and Jade too, but those might be able to make it into rank 3.

Rank 4 might have a hierarchy within itself, but it's not as formal as the actual isle hierarchy. For most if not all kids on the isle, this is the highest rank that one can climb to; anything higher than rank 4 is unachievable.

Rank 5 and lower Honestly, these are harder to be specific about since we don't really have any examples. These kids aren't really VK's. Their parents were sent here for crimes, yes, but they're not villains the same way the above are. Crimes can range anywhere from minor offences to murder. There is likely a rank system between them too (which is why I listed it as rank 5 and lower) depending on the crime the parents committed, but ranks 4 and up don't often bother with them unless they're recruiting (in which case the ones joining go up to rank 4)

#my posts #disney descendants #isle of the lost #headcanons

[ginnyw-potter]

Lily's Daisy

"Daddy?" Lily's small hand landed on his knee. "Why are you sad?" 

Harry quickly wiped his cheek and helped Lily climb onto his lap. "I'm not sad, sweetheart."

"Oh," Lily's small voice went. "I brought you a flower, but I guess if you're not sad…" She looked at her clenched fist. 

"I'd love a flower actually. What did you bring?" 

Her fingers unfolded and out came a daisy. She had gripped it so tightly that the petals were all crooked, the stem bent. Harry watched Lily's lip pull into a pout at the ruined flower. 

"We can fix that, Lils. Hold it in your hand and say 'Reparo'." 

Lily put the flower between her fingers and focused on it with a fiery gaze that was identical to her mother's and Harry smiled. 

"Reparo." 

The flower sprouted back to life, petals unfolding and the stem straightening. 

Lily gasped excitedly and looked up at him. "Did I do that?" 

"You did, you're going to be an amazing witch someday." He tucked a loose strand of her hair behind her ear. 

She smiled widely. "Like mommy?" 

Harry nodded. "Exactly like mommy. Did you know a daisy is my second favourite flower?" 

"What's your favourite?" she asked softly. 

"A lily, of course. You're my favourite flower." 

She giggled as she leaned into him. 

Harry watched as Ginny stood up, throwing another quick glance at their sons before she walked over to him. 

"Mommy!" Lily said. "Daddy said he wasn't sad but I still gave him the flower!" 

"Great job, darling." 

Lily tucked back into his side, twirling the flower between her fingers and Harry locked eyes with Ginny. 

She smiled with a look of understanding. "Happy tears?" 

"I am so lucky to have a perfect family like this." 

Ginny's hand came to his cheek, her thumb brushing across. "Me too."

"Daaad," James whined, running up to him. "Are there really werewolves in the forest at Hogwarts?" 

“James, werewolves are just witches or wizards with a furry little problem, we've talked about this," Harry told him. 

"Like Teddy's real dad?" James asked. 

"Exactly. Unless it's a full moon, it's perfectly safe. There are worse things to worry about in the Forbidden Forest. Never go in there without Hagrid, okay?" 

James rolled his eyes. "And don't wander about the corridors at night," his son mocked him. 

"James." Ginny's tone was warning. 

He sighed and took off towards his younger brother again. 

"You know," she started. "Once they find out all the things we got up to, we will have no power over them at all. They can never find out that mischief is in their blood." 

"I'm hoping for some miracle and they don't find out until they're all out of Hogwarts." Harry grimaced.

"One can dream." She glanced down at Lily. "Unbelievable! She sits with me and she just stays wide awake for hours. Ten minutes with you and there she goes." 

“Well, she tells you all her secrets for hours and then comes to her dad to nap, it’s perfectly balanced.” 

“She is a bit of a chatterbox, isn’t she?” Ginny said, looking fondly at their daughter. 

“I wonder who she got that from.” He grinned and kissed Ginny’s cheek, who only shook her head in reply. 

#hinny #next gen #fic #lily Luna

[the-official-jk-rowling]

So, Joanne Kathleen Rowling, there's something I noticed in your wonderful flawless books that I haven't seen anyone talk about about.

First off, you are an excellent romance writer. Harry and Ginny? Mm, they didn't talk for the majority of the series and Ginny didn't have a personality until book 6, but they had children so they're a perfect couple. Hermione and Ron? Beautiful relationship! They spent at least 80% of the time fighting, making the other jealous, or making Hermione cry.

However, I've noticed that you put every character into a relationship, even if they had no interest in one before. Even outside the series, everyone got married and had kids.

I mean, the only single characters are either evil (Voldemort, Bellatrix, all of the death eaters) or mourning over a lover because they're forever broken (Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape).

This must have been an accident and not some . . . amatonormative propaganda, correct?

Well, I mean, isn't amatonormativity correct? Unless you're a lonely loser undeserving of such affection, like Voldemort, of course.

It's human nature to breed children! That's what we're put on Earth to do, is repopulate! It's not propaganda, particularly, it's just biblical facts!

So no, it's not amatonormative propaganda! It's straight up facts! Unless you're some alien or AI, in that case, why are you on Earth? Are you Voldemort?

#parody #satirical #satire #i do not support jkr #jk rowling #anti jk rowling #anti jkr #fuck jkr #tw jkr #jkr is trash #fuck jk rowling #jkr cw #cw jkr #tw jk rowling #jk rowling's ask box #fuck transphobes #fuck homophobia #fuck amatonormativity #fuck hp #fuck harry potter #fuck hogwarts legacy

[copper-dragon-in-disguise]

Could you do me a favor and tell me literally every piece of info abt dnd you can? Asking for an aster

@amethyst-aster (just so you see it)

hello!

so. this is long which is why there is a cut. i feel i ought to foreworn you that i read the entire players handbook cover to cover the summer i turned 11 because i was lonely and autistic. i memorized it (mostly. little rusty on some of the magic rules but whatever). /not sarcastic so! this is EXTREMELY LONG.

first up! your basics:

dungeons and dragons is a tabletop roleplaying game first created in 1974 by gary gygax. that's not so important. what is important is this: it is currently in its fifth edition (shorthanded as 5e). that is the one i know the most about and it is personally the one i think is the easiest to play, but thats my own preference. my biology teacher thinks 5e is bloody stupid and he plays the second edition (2e), which i find much harder and more limiting.

There are three core rulebooks, and a number of supplementary books.

The most important of those three (and the only one you need to know, really, unless you're the one running the game) is called The Player's Handbook (PHB). It contains the rules for building a character and playing them.

Because it will run you upwards of $50USD per copy, here is a pdf of it on archive dot org.

The other two is the Monster Manuel (MM) (a book of all the monsters in the game) and the Dungeon Master's Guide (DMG) (a book of how to run a game, but you don't need it as a player). They are here and here.

There are a number of d&d youtubers who have tutorial videos on this type of thing. my favorite is Ginny Di, but there are literally dozens out there.

BASIC TERMS

A Character sheet is the thing you have all the information about your character recorded on. It comes in several variations, but this is a free form fillable pdf version, and this is a free printable (both from the wizards of the coast (wotc) website, but the second is hosted on archive.org) (wotc are the company that owns the copyright to the game).

A class is the vocation of the character. its what they do with themselves, but its not necessarily a job.

A race is the character's species. this is also called their species, but in offical material you'll see it called their race.

A background is how their past shaped the character.

A backstory is that past.

Ability scores are the abilities of the character, they are determined with dice rolls. There are six of them, and many years ago someone explained them with tomatoes and that's still the easiest way to explain them in my opinion. You figure them out by rolling 4d6 and adding up the three highest numbers, for a total of 6 times.

ID in alt text. [I cannot find the original source, I am sorry, nor the graphic's source]

There are various types of dice, conveniently labeled with this image below:

ID in alt. [Source]

The d20 is the most important; its what you'll use to roll ability checks and saving throws and etc.

If you don't have your own physical dice (they are advalible online, at barnes & nobles, and at your local gaming store, but many people don't have a local gaming store (me)), you can roll them on many websites. My preferred one is this one, but any work. Google has its own built in, too.

MAKING A CHARACTER

So. You have your dice, now what?

Now you make a character sheet! there are many videos online explaining how to do this (there is a lovely one here and here), but i'm going to explain it here how I generally do it.

Step 0- OPTIONAL:

Take your character sheet, and come up with an idea. Who do you want to play? A gay disaster who can shapeshift? a hobbit? a chaotic ginger with too many cats and a habit of making deals with eldritch powers? You can be whatever the hell you want. alternatively, you can look at the options in the PHB first, and go from there.

Step 1- Pick a race/species.

There are well over 30 of these, and I'm not listing them all. But the ones advaliable in the player's handbook are as follows:

Dwarf. Your sterotypical mining, axe wielding, beared fantasy dwarf. ex: Gimli, in Lord of the Rings

ID in alt. [Source]

Elf. Traditionally depicted as tall, graceful, and living in the woods. Generally have pointed ears. ex. Legolas in Lord of the Rings.

ID in alt text. [Source]

Halfling. Literally just renamed hobbits, so they don't get sued. Known for being short and excellent cooks. ex. Frodo, Sam, Merry, & Pippin from Lord of the Rings. (I can't seperate them, it feels wrong)

ID in alt. [Source]

Human. We all know what humans are. Generally viewed as very adaptable species in d&d! also in real life. ex. Bill Nye the Science Guy.

ID in alt. [Source]

Dragonborn. A bipedal species descended from dragons. They're cool as shit. ex. I literally cannot think of one i'm sorry.

ID in alt. [Source]

Gnome. Known for being very tinkery, small, and causing mischief. Also, for some reason, for being in gardens. ex. Pike Trickfoot from Critical Role.

ID in alt text. [Source]

Half-elf. Half elf, half something else! They generally have a lot of angst, but not always. Sometimes people say they combine the best of both worlds (elf and human), and sometimes people say they have it really shitty. ex. Keyleth from critical role.

ID in alt. [Source]

Half-Orc. half orc, half something else! I dunno really how to describe them. ex. Fjord Lavorre from Critical Role

ID in alt. [Source]

Tiefling. A humanoid species with horns and a tail, and often brightly colored skin. Extremely Gender in my opinion.

Step 2- Pick a class.

There are 12 core classes, and one more added in a later book. I'll go over all 13!

ARTIFICER. A magical tinkerer. A bit like leo valdez in pjo? Their core stat is intelligence. In my opinion they're very complicated for a first character ever, but do what you want its your game i do not care.

BARBARIAN. If you want to wear no armor, have an axe (or other weapon), and charge into battle shouting, this is the class for you! its fun and decently simple for first time players, in my opinion. Core stat is Strength (and constitution).

BARD. Someoe who uses the magic of creation to do shit. Also known for seducing anything that moves, but that's optional. Core stat is charisma. Seems simple at first, but they have a lot of spells to manage at later levels, but they're not too hard. The main guy in the d&d movie is one.

CLERIC. They're healers and warriors. Generally have got some sort of divine magic, but don't necessarily have to. Semi-difficult? I haven't ever played one, so I don't know how easy it would be for a first character ever. Main stat is wisdom.

DRUID. Person who turns into animals and respects the enviroment. Basically, the lorax, but less orange and with more turning into animals (druid lovers out there i am sorry for saying y'all are the lorax please don't come after me with pitchforks). they're okay for a first character but they can be a little confusing. Main stats are wisdom (and constitution).

FIGHTER. Someone who fights things. The most basic of the d&d classes, and one of the simplest for first time players, probably, but I haven't ever played one so who knows. Main stats are strength or dexterity.

MONK. Person who punches people a lot. Like Aang from avatar: the last airbender. Main stats are dexterity and wisdom. They seem simple, but one of the mechanics is slightly confusing, but they're still really simple.

PALADIN. Your tradition knight. A guy (gender neutral) in plate armor with a horse and loyalty issues. I love playing paladins so much, they're great. Personally I think they're a little confusing. Main stats are Strength & Charisma.

RANGER. Someone who wanders through the forest and fights things, like strider (but not like aragorn) from lotr. Core stats are wisdom and strength. My first ever character was an elf ranger named Thia Nailo. She was awesome. Rangers can also have pet panthers and shit, and sometimes small dragons (not tiny dragons, though. Like horse sized dragons).

ROGUE. A thief. My second ever character, and the first one who I played for any significant length of time (thia's campaign died out) was a half-elf rogue named Enna Helder-Kromlin. Rogues are a really good class for first time players, I feel like. Core stat is dexterity.

SORCERER. Someone born with magic. Main stat is charisma. They can be a little complicated.

WARLOCK. Someone who made a deal with some sort of higher power (eldritch being, god(s), etc) for magic. they make bad decisions for a living and its awesome. my favorite ever character was an elf warlock named Mara. Her patron lived in a shield and she had a wisdom of 5 but a charisma of 20. Core stat is charisma.

WIZARD. Gandalf. Someone who studied magic and learned it that way. Main stat is intelligence. They can get really complicated, really fast, but they're still a viable option for your first time.

Step 3- Backstory

There are other things to do, but its late and i'm tired. What you need to do from here is figure out what your character's life was like before now. Or, if you dont want to, then get a vibe for their personality or something.

NOW WHAT?

When you have a character, your DM (Dungeon master, the person running the game, the ''narrator'') will give you scenario, and you roleplay your way through it.

Literally anything can happen. It's d&d. the rules are suggestions, not actual rules. Make it what you want it to be!!!!

If you have other questions please contact me I love them even if it takes me forever to answer them sometimes.

#d&d #dungeons and dragons #asks #amethyst aster

[sweeethinny]

Because love lives in the most ordinary moments

following my thinking that it's so easy to say ''I love you'' when everything is perfect, a banal moment between Harry and Ginny, and because I think Until I Found You is their song.

--

They were finishing dinner when the song started playing on the radio.

The children were bathing Constance, their newest dog, in the backyard, the house was a complete mess, there was dirty laundry being washed, dirty dishes in the sink, food to be taken out of the market bags, things out of place and would soon start to annoy Harry... It was just another normal day, nothing perfect about it, but still, when the music started playing on the radio, Harry smiled and looked at Ginny.

She had her hair all tied up, she had complained that her hair was feeling more oily since she started taking some vitamin replacement potions and something to do with her period, the T-shirt she was wearing was his and it was so old it had rips under the arm and the print barely showed anymore, the pajama shorts were short and white, hidden under the gray fabric of the T-shirt, but which Harry could see whenever she lifted her arms to put away the clean dishes or get something. She was sweaty, it was a hot night, and her mood wasn't the best since there was a big argument at work that she didn't want to talk about.

''Dance with me?'' They didn't usually do that, not in those conditions.

Harry needed a haircut and a shave, he was barefoot and still sporting a big gash on his left calf thanks to an intern, the shorts he was wearing were as old as the T-shirt Ginny was, and he felt that the hair on his chest was getting too big and it was starting to bother him.

However, it didn't seem like a better time than now to dance with his wife around the kitchen.

''What?'' Ginny laughed, putting the knives and forks back in the drawer and looking at him as he placed the lid of the pot on the rice and turned the heat down to the meat and potatoes.

''Dance with me,'' Harry pulled her, forcing her to dance with him as he listened to her laugh and ease the tension in his shoulders.

‘’I remember we were looking prettier when we danced to that one at our wedding,’’ Ginny said, but had given up and started waltzing with him around the kitchen, having set the wooden spoons down on the worktop and lacing her fingers through his.

‘’You always look so pretty,’’ Harry winked, making her smile even wider. ‘’I said, I would never fall in love unless it's you I fall into" He sang. ''I was lost within the darkness, but then I found her. I found you…’’

''You're the hottest husband in the world Harry,'' Ginny began. ''But I'm glad your area doesn't involve singing,'' She chuckled softly, kissing his lips calmly and gently, as if she was apprehensive of having hurt his ego.

''I'll forgive you for saying such an atrocity, just this once,'' He walked her around the kitchen, listening to the children's laughter coming from the garden, probably because they had started a water fight or something.

It was another normal day, after the music ended they went back to doing their chores, but Harry enjoyed these banal moments.

#hinny #harry x ginny #my fic

[queer-cosette]

20 questions for fic writers!!

Thanks for the tag @private-bryan!! :D

How many works do you have on ao3? 45

What’s your total ao3 word count? 715,982

What fandoms do you write for? Heathers, Les Misérables, Total Drama, Derry Girls, Miraculous Ladybug, Equestria Girls, Rainbow High, and Monster High, plus a few original pieces (mostly poetry).

What are your top 5 fics by kudos? mArinette (Miraculous Ladybug), today I woke up wanting to kiss you (Total Drama), Cute Boys With Short Haircuts (Miraculous Ladybug), Mistlejoke (Miraculous Ladybug), and More Adventurous (Miraculous Ladybug)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? I do my best to - I'm a very anxious person so responding to comments feels a bit like pulling teeth, but if I get one really nice comment on a fic I'll usually reply to it and then while I'm still riding that high reply to all the other ones too.

What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Posted, probably vivere sine dolore est (Miraculous Ladybug). Planned, a tie between Max Kanté and the Murder on the Startrain Express (Miraculous Ladybug), and The Mystery Solvers of Derry (Derry Girls).

What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? I write a lot of fluff, but I think the most cathartic payoff happy ending has to be The Dark Gate (Les Misérables).

Do you get hate on fics? On one fic, my most popular and yet most controversial - mArinette. It's the curse of writing for a big fandom - about 10% of all fandoms are assholes, so the bigger the fandom, the more assholes there are.

Do you write smut? If so what kind? Yup! I was born on the run (but I'll die holding you're hand) and Waitin' on the Sunrise are both Heathers smutfics - the kind that's fluffy, emotional, and trauma-healing (hey, fandom looks for what it didn't get in the source material!). Weirdly, I'm less self-conscious about letting my IRLs read my smutfics than I am about letting them read the fantasy epic stuff.

Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve ever written? Are we counting fusion here? Putting the characters from one fandom into the plot of another is kinda my jam! Memorable ones include mArinette (Miraculous Ladybug Easy A AU), On Se Sent Comme Par Magie (Les Misérables Winx Club AU), Max Kanté and the Murder on the Startrain Express (Miraculous Ladybug Poirot AU), and The Mystery Solvers of Derry (Derry Girls Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated! AU)

Have you ever had a fic stolen? Hopefully not!

Have you ever had a fic translated? Not by someone else - I've translated a Monster High fic - Ginny MacFerrouson: Profile and Diary - I wrote in Scots to English, but haven't posted the translation yet.

Have you ever co-written a fic before? Not unless you count goofing around in google docs with @deinde-prandium discussing the possibility of writing a Miraculous Ladybug RENT! AU. I once wrote several snippets of a multifandom Hogwarts AU with an IRL friend, but I'm kind of a control freak who even struggles to relinquish control to a beta reader, so co-written works from me are probably unlikely.

What’s your all-time favourite ship? Right now it's JDonica (Heathers), but other favourites include Marisette, Enjoltaire, and Courferre (Les Misérables), Jerin (Derry Girls), Sunflash (Equestria Girls) and Duncney, Gidgette, and DJxDawn (Total Drama).

What’s a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will? Right now a lot of fics have had to be put on the backburner while I deal with my ongoing JDonica brainrot, but the one that I'm doubtful of ever going back to is probably 10 Times Carlotta Sugrue-Dupain Got Very, Very Angry. It's a shame, because it was a fun writing exercise for an OC, but she's developed a lot since I posted it, so I doubt I'll ever go back to it.

What are your writing strengths? According to my beta reader for On Se Sent Comme Par Magie, readability, emotional connection with the characters, and engagement with the plot. Ignore the small piece of dust in my eye...

What are your writing weaknesses? Endings. I am so bad at coming up with endings. Usually I try to write the ending before I write the beginning, because if I don't do that, I suck so bad at coming up with an ending.

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic? Here's the thing. English is my second language, my first being Scots, which has a somewhat different spelling system, and 44 of my 45 published fics are in English. I've written bits and pieces of dialogue in French for Miraculous Ladybug and Les Misérables fics, but I mainly use an online translator for that. I don't take issue with other people doing it - sometimes a story requires it, y'know?

First fandom you ever wrote for? Published? Total Drama. Ever? When I was six I wrote fanfiction of a two-part wildlife documentary about whales because the first part ended very tragically and I wanted a happier story. The adventures of Spermy the Sperm Whale (I was six, ok?) was handwritten and illustrated on a little paper booklet and is probably in my attic somewhere.

Favourite fic you’ve ever written? On Se Sent Comme Par Magie, the six part Les Misérables epic!fic set to a Winx Club AU. It's like my beloved child. I've been writing it since 2017 and it's responsible for most of my AO3 word count. And you don't have to know anything about either fandom to read it! My beta reader doesn't. I'm the Will Smith meme pointing to it.

Tagging @deinde-prandium, @theladyfae, @multimousenette, and @hanaasbananas!!

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[ginnympotter]

Prompt: "you said this would be fun."

Could you make it Hinny? Unless you think it would work better for Jily.

Of course! Always love me some Hinny :)

"You said this would be fun," Ginny moped, clutching onto Harry's arm with a vice-like grip.

Harry contained his laughter. "You're better than Ron, at least," he consoled her. They looked over to see him falling over, nearly trampling a child in the process. Hermione was doubled over in laughter.

"That can be applied to almost anything, I'd expect."

"You're usually good at Muggle activities," Harry pointed out, trying to move them along, but Ginny's other hand was holding onto the short wall on the side of them. "Gin. It's just ice."

"Maybe if these- what did you call them?"

"Skates."

"If these bloody skates fit me properly I'd be able to maneuver myself a bit better..." Suddenly, Ginny had her idea face on. "Quick, drag me to that exit!"

Harry eyed her suspiciously but did as told, skating towards the nearest rink exit as Ginny glided along beside him, holding on for dear life. She wobbled out of the exit and Harry followed her.

"I'll just, er, go to the ladies' room real quick," she said, then hobbled through the bathroom door.

A few moments later, Hermione came to a stop by the exit, Ron breathing heavily behind her, wiping sweat off his forehead. "Is Ginny okay?"

Harry nodded. "Bathroom."

Just then, Ginny came walking out of the bathroom, no longer struggling. "Alright then, ready to get back on the ice?"

She grabbed Harry's hand and let them back into the rink. They skated slowly at first, letting Ron continue to struggle behind them as Hermione got him something to hold onto from a child who was no longer using it.

"You're doing much better, Gin."

"Made some adjustments to my skates," she said simply, then smiled mischievously. She flipped her Gryffindor scarf over her shoulder with her free hand. "Want to race?"

"Want to lose?" Harry retorted.

Ginny stopped in front of the ticket booth. "Once around the rink, whoever makes it back to the booth first wins. Got it?" She let go of his hand and started putting her hair up in a ponytail.

"You sure you want to do this? You were just holding onto me as if you were in mid-air and I was your broom."

"I'm sure," she said with confidence. "Ready?"

"Set."

"Go!"

And they were off. Harry had the lead at first, but as he went to look back to see where she might be, Ginny zipped through a family right by him and took the lead. She suddenly gained a lot of traction and was faster than anyone on the ice. Harry caught up but it wasn't enough- she made it to the ticket booth before him by a hair.

Ginny cheered in celebration, and Harry caught her by the waist, pulling her back against his front. "How did you do that?" he whispered in her ear.

She turned in his arms and grinned victoriously. "Used a balancing charm on my skates in the bathroom."

"You are such a cheater," Harry proclaimed, though he was smiling.

She pulled his face down to hers for a kiss. "You were right. This is fun."

Harry shook his head, letting go of her. He took the ready position. "Best two out of three?"

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[pet-genius]

Of the Harry Potter villains, Lucius Malfoy is the only one who make my skin crawl. To me, his brand of evil is the one that is the closest to what I have experienced. I used to attend Laurentian university, and my father was a professor there. Used to because now it is de-facto bankrupt, and as the university kept spiraling down, the corrupt made sure students received (infuriating) messages that "all is well". Not only did the rector not receive criminal charges, but he came to direct a hospital (all the doctors of course hated his reforms), and was moved from Sudbury to Ottawa. This kind of sleaze bag who can get away with way too much because of their wealth and connection is too real. Also, I was lucky enough to never face sexual assault, but I heard stories people who had, and Lucius Malfoy's sadism just felt...violating. I find him I still love him as a character, and I think J.K Rowling was amazing at creating such a realistic and terrifying villain. Also, my parents had a messy, messy divorce and they would sometimes use me against each other. I am doing much better now, and my relationship with my parents had significantly improved. I love my mom and dad. So for me, his more manipulative side and ability to intrigue makes me just hate Lucius' guts. Still, he's a character I love to hate, and he is amazingly written.

So anon, may I advise that you don't name a specific institution and all that? Unless you're deliberately trying to get people to google and find out who this is, in which case I stan your indirection, very Slytherin! I agree, Lucius is very intriguing and very vile. The idea that he pretended to be concerned for students throughout COS while he in fact planted the diary on Ginny is infuriating, never mind that assault he committed against a Muggle lady. I hate him the most, though, for how his influence directed Snape's life, and I don't think it's coincidence that Lucius is the one who sends Snape to the Shrieking Shack to die. Which is kind of funny, honestly, because he might very well have taken Snape under his wing with the best intentions he ever had. Also his seamless and genuine transition to loving family man really drives home the point. It's not that Lucius doesn't know better, it's that some people count and others don't. Here are fics about the Malfoys, sort of, by me! https://archiveofourown.org/works/35100112 and https://archiveofourown.org/works/44740957 I know others also wrote about Lucius and Snape and the potentially exploitative/transactional nature of their relationship, and I'm not sure how canonical it is, but it's definitely interesting to imagine how two Slytherins from very different social strata might deal with one another and if they'd even try to wear a mask of benevolence, or the lies they might tell themselves about it. I think they would, honestly, but I'm also sure Lucius won't hesitate to "pull rank" too, to get his way.

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"He shouldn't have brought her here," Dragon stated. Crossing his arms over his chest, he watched Ginny and Koala fighting on deck. They were going at it vigorously. "Maybe not, but his memories just came back, he learned that his brother is dead and the girl knew his brother, so… can you really blame him?" Elliara replied, watching Ginny fall to the ground and getting up again. "I'm not." He paused, watching Ginny sprinting forward and throwing herself at Koala, only to be thrown back on the ground with one single blow. "If this was a real battle, she'd be dead now." "Stay down!" Koala said. "I'm not finished," Ginny angrily replied, trying to shake off Koala who was now on top of her, firmly holding her in place. "Yes, you are," Koala insisted. "A move like that would have cost you your life in a real battle. Never come at an opponent like that if you are not absolutely sure you can win. Never ever just do that because you're angry and you want to win." "Is Ginger losing again?" a grinning Sabo asked, walking onto the deck and stopping when he reached the two girls. "For the last time, my name is not Ginger!!" Ginny spat. Unfortunately for her, the only thing she could do was shout since Koala was still pinning her down. "Oh yeah?" Sabo laughed. "Wanna fight me for it? If you win, I'll start calling you Ginny." "Don't go there, I think she needs a break," Koala sighed. "No, I want to fight him!" Ginny protested. "Great, more shouting then," Koala grumbled but finally got off. Ginny immediately leaped to her feet. "Bring it," Sabo said, taking off his hat and his coat. "You have to give it to her, she never gives up," Ellaria said, turning to Dragon with an amused smile. "You mean she doesn't know when it's enough, gets worked up over things that don't matter and I can't send her on missions until I know for sure she's learned to contain herself," Dragon sighed. "There are no shortcuts in a battle. I see her potential, but trying to finish quickly because she's lost either patience or her temper will get her killed the first time she tries it during a real fight." "I'm not saying she doesn't have a lot to learn," Ellaria said. "But she's strong and fierce and never gives up. Those are also good qualities if handled correctly. Just give her a chance." "I already gave her one or she wouldn't be on this ship," Dragon grumbled. "Now I'm just waiting for her to get past her issues. Because no matter how good she gets at fighting, she's not going out onto the field unless she's worked through them."

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[basedkikuenjoyer]

Egghead: Opposing Force

Have I ever mentioned how much I love the Half-Life series? Come to think of it, HL2 does kinda play with the Urashima Taro setup for Gordon Freeman a lot like the future-flung five doesn't it? It's a common enough starting point. But I love how they do the first one. Half-Life shows you the main story of the hero of the Black Mesa Incident then you get two more games, Opposing Force and Blue Shift that put you in an alternate POV. I've always loved stuff like this, and the serious potential for it stapled to a great character like fair Okiku is a big reason I started to fall for Wano harder than most One Piece arcs. I really didn't think we were gonna top Whole Cake...

I'm rambling. Because unless you're new here you probably know how I feel about this chapter and I don't want to just wave the big finale around unguarded for spoiler purposes. Welp, we all ready?

Here we go! Obviously this is what caught my eye the most. A new challenger appears. We don't have a lot to go on yet but at least a bit. First off the idea they made their entry saving innocents despite potentially giving up some of the element of surprise. The evacuees have had a little time to slip away so I don't know how much the Blackbeard ship last night makes sense but theoretically he or Shanks could have started moving this way. One makes a lot more sense to do a good deed than the other. But of course we're keeping our fingers crossed for an idea that I've been on one about for 25 chapters now. It's the Fleet. I've heard the other ideas, they don't beat the meat the Fleet brings to the table here.

It's always made sense with where we're at in the story. Gain them in Dressrosa, see the might of that operation in WCI, outsource managing it but build a comparable force in Wano, subvert Sabaody through it all coming together. We've trickled them in through these cutaway segments not to mention using little bits to get them invested in the story since the tail end of Totland not to mention their own cover serial. It's a perfect setup, show them wrecking face then flash back to the night before to show how it was set up. Doing it that way means it's also a great opportunity to show someone we didn't know was involved has been around the whole time. Just. Like. Ginny.

Gets me to the title. The Peak of Stupidity. Nice echo of G5 being Luffy's peak and the last Wano opening. Y'all know my extension and how perfect him being trapped outside the Labophase is for moving into something like that is. Especially when he's back at the foodmotron where Bonney's story really took off and took over, notably leading into the scrap heap where we find Robonosuke. As far as the title goes, yeah it's a line from Saturn but it tracks with potentially breaking us away from the peak of stupidity of getting involved in this big mess in the first place. Doubly so if that does come from a nagging figure that may or may not have bailed them out with the end of this chapter.

We've talked about this idea of breaking away from this story we really have nothing to do with. The Straw Hats already know the part of Kuma's story that pertains to them but seeing extra sides of Kuma's life was important to us. Vegapunk just invited himself into their story a lot like a certain son of Kaido. It's not just how suddenly everyone is shooting ahead into very sensible, level-headed objectives all of a sudden. Getting Luffy in this nice little solo "reset" spot where Bonney's story took off right as the Opposing Force emerges? Admittedly it could go a lot of ways but there's one cool thing I noticed:

Think it says a lot about the situation Robin's so calm during a Buster Call. Usopp is always freaking out about something, and sure Robin's grown a lot but the mere idea of a Buster Call once rattled her. That's the part of this that really makes me wonder if deep down they know someone has a steady hand on all this already. Especially when everyone is moving so much more smartly all of a sudden. What even happened to Robin in the first place is something we still need to learn about last night. She was the one heading straight to York without knowing she was the traitor yet. But this is that little extra nugget beyond the big obvious way everything I've wondered is falling into place. The thing that makes me think this isn't going to be a surprise to the Straw Hats. On top of the "saving innocents" angle I mean.

Well, that and...

"With your feet on the air and your head on the ground..."

Am I the only one getting a mild Fight Club vibe out of Vegapunk here? Maybe a stretch but this scene sure isn't. I love it, coming to the realization you have a hand in all of this as your future land crumbles. Fits the way I've always seen him as somewhat an extension of Oden all to well. Sanji & Franky are involved trying to evacuate of course, but seeing the collapse around most of the Straw Hats shaping up and getting ready to take advantage of the Opposing Force's arrival? Beautiful.

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