#WIPES SWEAT

[n4rval]

hi I just wanted to say your tags on the gaster poll posts are so correct yessss (always enjoy your takes just in general). thank you for being one of the seemingly very few people out there who also believes there's no way the timeline works for gaster and alphys to have been colleagues. however, him haunting her benevolently is something I'm 1000% here for <3 (also I hope your finals went well and you get to have a nice relaxing break!)

HII HELLO HI im glad you like them!!! knowing you read these motivates me to keep being Absolutely Very Normal About Him on the internet

personally it's less of a believing thing and more of a come on it's written right there thing, but since we're here.

behold! dingus timeline. (and the hottest of takes with freshly baked personal headcanons otherwise what am i doing)

Not a skeleton?

Isn't 201X too early?

Indeed, not a skeleton, but rather, some guy. Something about how monster's bodies are manifestations of their SOUL, and him oddly resembling a strange looking man does well to represent his insatiable curiosity and love for creating. (things humans are known for in a better light)

On the other hand, you will be pleased with how fascinated he is by "FLESHLINGS AND THEIR CALCIUM DEPOSITS".

And then they fucking died.

201X is the year the first human fell into the underground, and shortly after, the royal family has moved to New Home. This means some decent exploration of the cavern has already been made. Scientists could very well already have been working on optimizing life underground, with special attention to the large and ever growing new capital.

My idea? As this idiot has been aiding exploration with his antics, Gerson was the one to appoint him to Asgore. Something about his talent with turning garbage into non-garbage. With a little patience and getting familiar with his odd manerisms, it was not too long until he got to be the prince's weird godfather.

Cracking already?

And everyone was devastated, mainly the close family. Not only that, but amidst your mourning, the one couple responsible for your unrealistically high standards for romance just divorced. Is love even real anymore. You eat ants with your cereal and your work consists mainly of convenience improvements and absolutely nothing groundbreaking. What's the point of breaking that pesky barrier again? Child murder? Come on.

That's the Wingdings PATIENCE and BRAVERY encountered in their adventure. Dear god, you're lame. Aren't you some kind of genius? Get yourself together! And together he got his self, now, he has children to look after. Surely there must be some other way. He must stop coming up with new flavours for chips and find some other way.

... Dear god, the King is going to kill them.

BONES and DT

Listen. He's old. You got your wrinkles, he's got his cracking. What? You meant to point out some major event of injury must have been responsible for his current state of deformity? Well, he's old AND heartbroken. That's a direct blow to the SOUL, okay.

Jokes aside (kind of), doing any lasting damage to a monster is quite difficult given their magic forms can easily be healed through, well, magic. They can, however, eventually "fall" (wink wink) and dust away with age - which cannot, however, be fixed with magic.

With a little determination however ...

Something about the anomaly.

He found it, the other way. It was the bones all along, the so needed sustainance for channelling such a high concentration of that power. Well, not necessarily, but a boney structure will endure much more and last much longer than a meaty one. Also, it looks so cool.

You know this guy, he gets first dibs on any and all dubious substances that might or might not deal the last hit to the nail on his coffin dust urn(?). And when it all works out (dubious), he might as well play a little. What kind of things can he make? With the material properties of these calcified remains infused with his own magic, animated with determination.

Some new, powerful magic tricks?

A new kind of monster, maybe?

DARK, DARKER, YET DARKER.

There is a lot of interesting things one can do with isolated DT, aside from making bones rattle with life - for example, peeking onto the complex layers and ramifications of what composes reality. This is when the already kooky scientist grows a little mad; manic, if you will. This is the Wingdings sans was familiar with.

Time travel this, resets that, blah blah blah alpha timeline, the anomaly, the angel, the anomaly again, all things that only make sense to him and his illegible mess on the black board. The lack of detail is killing him, he needs to know what it is - what it does, why it does, how it does. Not to stop it, no, there is no stopping it.

Rather, an overwhelming need to understand it.

He falls somewhere in recent history, details of it left ambiguous. The shattering, combined with the amount of DT running in his magical... mathematical physiology, rendered all of his self but an espectator of his reality; confined to the code and unable to do anything but watch, powerless before the nature of his very being, like a corrupted program.

It is all rather frustrating, besides the burden that is coming to terms with simply not existing anymore, watching was pretty much all this research was and now ever will be. That is, until something interacts with him. It is different from the tragic prince, whom no matter how much DT he's accumulated, he is just as confined to this world's rules as other elements. Not this one, not the force from beyond. Not "YOU".

He makes it a mission to reach out, despite the limits of the code, to give away bits and pieces of him and see if you bite. But not too much, he's seen how you tend to exhaust a world for knowledge, something he can oddly sympathize with. I mean, what will you do once you find everything? One cannot fully know a person.

Maybe in another world, prophetized by a cute, little white dog. A much better world for everyone, without so much as war or disease, his greatest creation yet. And he could invite you to it, to experience bewilderment, to be reminded of wonder. If it could even help you, wherever you are, to deem your own world worth of partaking ... then the experiment was a success.

#artwork #inbox #freakbullet #gaster #wd gaster #undertale #deltarune #character design is my passion #not so much graphic design i suck at this #WIPES SWEAT #happy new year!! i've been writing this since christmas!!!!! #sorry if you have to squint at my handwriting its a big canvas #just zoom in #also sorry if my writing lacks extensive details if you were looking for any #im one for visual narrative #so i tried my best to convey everything in the simplest structure i could #and cut short a lot of specifics that are not relevant for a timeline dissection #things like complex feelings and worldbuilding related shenanigans #i will definitely cover these in the future perhaps in the form of comics #this just isnt the place #this is all you need to get a grasp on the character :pray: #there is a lot of proportion inconsistencies on post tragedy old man dont point them out #its just that i've redrawn him like thrice and i was like. you know what? it doesnt have to be perfect #he'll make a cameo when i post fallen humans art

[sandshoed]

sandshoed — there are laws of TIME . once upon a time , there were people in charge of those laws , but they DIED . they all died . do you know who that leaves ? me . it ' s taken me all these YEARS to realize— that the laws of time are mine . . . ────────────────── & they . WILL . 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 me !

independent & selective TENTH DOCTOR from bbc’s doctor who franchise. brilliant fixation by seele ( she / her , 25+ , est timezone ), warped 2 / 24 .

              not a drop of 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 or 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 is where it shouldn ' t be .

#👟 ( self promo . ) #doctor who rp #dw rp #WIPES SWEAT #this took forever

[fairybrews]

some old ventis + mooch

#venti genshin impact #genshin impact #venti fanart #scaramouche #genshin fanart #fairybrew.art #time to start posting from my archives ig #wipes sweat #i need to draw venti again soon

[zzoupz]

OH MY GOD SOMEONE I FOLLOW TURNS OUT TO BE. NORMAL ABOUT FICTION??? best day of my life istg it is so rare on this site

JDHSJDGSJ I'M GLAD THIS IS THE ANON ASK I RECIEVED I REALLY AM

#wipes sweat

[novaneondream]

When is Deku not giving Bakugou a heart attack?

#wipes sweat off my forehead almost forgot how to draw them #kinda miss them or whatever #bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #my art #bkdk #mha #bakudeku #deku #midoriya izuku #bnha fanart #bkdk fanart #bakudeku fanart

[incredubious]

acesan page I did for @opblondebombshells !!! Check out the zine if ya can <3

#one piece #acesan #portgas d ace #sanji #wipes sweat off forehead. sorry for no posting for a while ive been the busiest bee

[suiyuun-archive]

@frcstwinded​ :  “take me”

a  sharp  inhale,  punctuated  fortuitously  by  the  slip  of  a  gloved  fingertip  over  exposed  skin  on  the  other’s  chest.  the  lord  commissioner  prides  himself  on  being  and  refined  and  put  together  man  -  yet  the  phrase  surprises  him,  only  in  that  he  is  the  one  that  is  used  to  being  so  forward.  deep  azure  hues  shift  to  meet  one  of  crystalline  ice  -  that  star  pupil  gleaming  in  the  dim  light  of  the  dark  corner  of  the  tavern.  he  finds  it  fascinating  -  the  same  way  two  predators  may  find  each  other  interesting  over  the  carcass  of  a  kill  made  by  the  other. yet  even  ayato  cannot  help  the  way  he  licks  his  lips,  canting  his  head  to  the  side.  they  are  close  enough  that  the  lighter  hue  of  his  hair  mixes  with  dark  navy  of  the  others,  the  contrast  of  a  warm  sea  against  the  abyssal  depths  of  ice.  one  fingertip  strokes  down  the  other’s  chest,  over  his  abdomen,  pausing  restlessly  above  his  belt  buckle.  he  is  still  looking  at  kaeya  -  at  this  strange  foreigner  illuminated  by  the  angel’s  shares  candlelight  in  a  way  that  makes  him  look  to  be  more  of  a  harbinger  of  sin  than  a  simple  knight.                       ayato  knows  when  someone  is  more  than  they  appear.

        ❝mm.  but  captain-  ❞ it’s  his  turn  to  lean  inwards  now,  the  bridge  of  a  refined  nose  brushing  along  a  pristine  cheekbone  before  his  lips  hover  centimeters  away  from  kaeya’s  own. ❝  you  couldn’t  handle  what  i  want  to  do  to  you.  don’t  humiliate  yourself  like  this.  it  is  beneath  you.  ❞

#━━ ˟ ⊰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ? // * answered. #━━ ˟ ⊰ ᴋᴀᴍɪꜱᴀᴛᴏ ᴀʀᴛꜱ // * verse i. #frcstwinded #WIPES SWEAT #i HOPE THIS IS OKASLDFJKAL

[deadeery]

happy pride especially to the gay pirates from the gay pirate show ^_^

heres a few piratey pride duos !! 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

#one piece #nami #nico robin #luffy #sabo #roronoa zoro #tony tony chopper #yamato #okiku #opfanart #wipes sweat from forehead after typing all of that #hiii sorry for being inactive then dropping something then dipping again lol #my art

[asterrisms]

🚗🚗🚗

#this movie was so good... #wipes sweat off my brow... #the passenger #the passenger 2023 #art tag

[hyuckonia]

count your seconds epel 💔

#twst #twst fanart #twisted wonderland #epel felmier #vil schoenheit #jack howl #twst epel #twst vil #twst jack #fanart #comics #meme #memes #first real post!!! #wipes comically large beat of sweat off forehead #hyuckscraps

[pebbitz]

buttercups moodboard

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 9 #mumbo jumbo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #i am finally caught up s9wise . wipes away comically large bead of sweat #so obsessed w their dynamic #buttercup trio

[time4blood]

day 4: stargazing

#homestuck #karkat vantas #hs karkat #homestuck karkat #hs dave #dave strider #homestuck dave #davekat #homestuck fanart #davekat daily #21 minutes be4 midnight #wiping sweat off my brow #if you saw this get posted twice #no you didn’t

[linktoo-doodles]

shou suzuki bday doodles for 2023 🐹

previous years:

[2016] [2017] [2018] [2019] [2020] [2021] [2022]

#shou suzuki #ritsu kageyama #mob psycho 100 #ritshou #mp100 #shouritsu #sho suzuki #shigeo kageyama #*running in* I'm late... I'm late... *wipes sweat off my face* gh.... its ok #2018 I did NOT draw for shou's birthday... tragic... ITS FINE (links a really old fanart I did for a fanfic) #I draw enough mp100 that it can just be my little art journey

[gopsnippers]

my version of @naffeclipse 's Eclipse!!! i love him (but mostly hate him)

#daycare attendant #dca eclipse #eclipse #sleuth jesters #sleuth eclipse #dca fandom #sleuth au #wackadoodles #wipes comically large sweat bead from forehead

[hellonerf]

im sick but i still found time to rip chunks of my head out

seprat

#hetalia #hetalia ensemble #myart #Um #aph america #aph canada #aph russia #aph china #aph england #aph france #aph italy #aph romano #aph japan #aph germany #aph prussia #hws america #hws canada #hws russia #hws china #hws england #hws france #hws italy #hws romano #hws japan #hws germany #hws prussia #WOOh!(wipes sweat) #stickers for con maybe #ill probably have to crank up the saturation when i go to make them stickers...

[stinkyboiii]

When they're sitting on your face after a long day just resting and doing some other stuff to relax, just sitting with your nose against their shithole or even better, your tounge in it, and they start to casually talk about how dirty their hole must be and why and describe to you very precisely everything they ate during the day, how gassy it made them and how they were holding it all in the whole day cause It's so nasty and what exacly is happening in their tummy, while all you can do is lay there, listen and blush and try not to whimper or do other embarrassing stuff, knowing they're about to start letting it out in no time.. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

#ass rimmer #face farts #fart kink #fat and gassy #gassy belly #gassy farts #gassy guy #male farts #farting #male farting #gay fart #guy fart #human furniture #humiliation k!nk #human toilet #boysmell #fatboy #assworship #ass eater #ass wipe #asseater #rimj0b #rimmimg #sweat kink #sc@t #scent k1nk #bd/sm slave #eprocto #eproctophilia #forniphilia