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#Wilbur woke up and chose violence
wolfythewitch · 1 year
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Wolfie, you woke up and chose violence? Techno sitting in the dark in front of the window hurts me. If I understand correctly, is this the moment after Lmanburg was blown up by Wilbur? If that's the case, then it just hits even harder, because in fact, Techno and Phil have not seen each other for a very long time, and their first meeting in possibly so many years, is that Techno finds both physically and mentally broken Phil in the middle of nowhere...
After the events of November 16th yeah! Technically this should've happened in L'manburg but I liked the imagery of red on snow lmao
I like to think it happened some time during their chat after the whole thing, when they were just talking and winding down, that seems like a good time for the adrenaline crash and consequential collapse, and that leaves techno with an awful choice to make
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ao3feed-crimeboys · 1 year
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A Refuge For Homeless Heroes - Wilbur and Tommy's Origin
by KRollins
Origin 3/6 for A Refuge For Homeless Heroes (Story Coming Soon!)
 Wilbur had no idea where he was, which was already alarming. Waking up in a comfortable place when usually he woke up in the cold snow was the first alarm bell. Being injured was the second. He had no memory of getting into a fight. Picking up the sounds of two other individuals that weren't him or Tommy nearby was the third.
Without thinking he was grabbing Tommy as carefully as possible as to not wake him up and went to leave. His head was starting to pound for multiple reasons. There was too much noise, too much going on, his brain was full of panic. He had to grind his teeth to not let out a burst of panicked energy. He didn't need to alert anyone he was leaving by causing property damage.
However, every bone in his body froze when he heard it. Someone was awake, and that someone was definitely coming to confront him and Tommy. The question was, what did this person want with him and his brother?
 AKA: Phil snatches children, the sequel, but this time with crimeboys. And also a healthy amount of twinsduo because Wilbur can make Techno’s voices go bye bye and Techno is shell shocked by this revelation.
Words: 6462, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 3 of A Refuge For Homeless Heroes - The Origin Stories
Fandoms: Dream SMP
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza
Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza
Additional Tags: Crimeboys - Freeform, Canon-Typical Violence, Minor Violence, Violence is Only Talked About, Sleepy Bois Inc as Found Family, Sleepy Bois Inc Fluff, Protective Wilbur Soot, Protective TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Although Tommy's Too Young to Really REALIZE He's Being Protective, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Adoptive Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson is Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit's Parent, Good Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Canon Backstory, But Canon As In For My Story, Dream SMP Ensemble are Superheroes, kind of, They Have Powers That's The Point Of The Story lol, Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Superpowers, Hurt/Comfort, Wilbur Soot Needs a Hug, TwinsDuo
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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Do you not trust your friends wilbur?
Do you really think that they don't care?
Do you think they're bad friends?
Well holy gee wonder how they might feel if they knew that
How do you think they'd react if they knew that their oh so beloved friend and leader that they trust so much doesn't feel the same way about them
Truly sad
Who would've known that the great leader and hero Wilbur soot is a horrible friend
I'd argue that you're quite a horrible person as well
Shame on you Wilbur
Shame on you
(Today I woke up and chose violence, sue me/lh/j)
What? No I-I do, I promise I do, how could not? I trust them just fine, I do! I do because they’re my friends and they wouldn’t- they-
I- no. No you’re wrong, you’re wrong.
You’re-
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koiisure · 3 years
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Feeling only pain
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sunnytime54 · 3 years
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Anyone else getting genuinely scared how close Tubbo is acting like Vilbur rn. With the hearing voices driving him crazy and the explosives I wouldn’t be surprised if he nukes the syndicate. Especially if they hurt Micheal
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fandomsallaroundme · 3 years
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cc! Wilbur is playing us like a fucking fiddle lmao
first he canonized the white hair streak and YCGMA train station limbo and gave us his wholesome reaction to the sunrise
then he absolutely sucker-punched us with what Ghostbur is canonically going through in limbo, how much he's suffering in place of the real c!Wilbur
and then he looked at all the fanon interpretations of what c!Wilbur would have done to Dream in retaliation for what happened during exile and said "haha bet"
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hollenka99 · 3 years
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Anyway, the rest of today's excitement aside, I think I've found my new favourite mod video.
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zathechaosgod · 3 years
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dream said dadbur rights
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nyxire · 3 years
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Sapnap I'm sorry to break it to you but there's this thing women wear called heels which we wear to make ourselves and curb stomp the men but mostly make ourselves tall
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demonboyhalo · 3 years
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Wilbur really woke up this morning and chose VIOLENCE with this compass- like "YOUR TUBBO"??
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ao3feed-crimeboys · 1 year
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Spellrune
by Person_092
Tommy woke up in a strange place, he had been wearing his normal clothes but there was something different, he had a huge glove on his {Left or right you choose} hand, there was also a belt with purple pieces that he didn't know what it was, it was heavy but really flexible.
There were buttons on the glove that looked like it was made of gold, he pressed the button as the purple things on his belt moved up as he started to levitate in the air, he fell right after he let go of the button.
♡◇♡
After a while he figured it out, if he pressed the button for too long he'd fall but he needed to get off this island, there were platforms up ahead, if he made it to the first one he thinks he'll be fine. He jumped off the land he was on, he pressed the button but he fell…
 Aka I was playing a minecraft map and thought what if I add this to Sbi.
Words: 2211, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Dream SMP
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), And more to come
Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza
Additional Tags: Blood and Injury, Possessive Behavior, Scared TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Possession, Possessive Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Possessive Wilbur Soot, Possessive Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Magic, Magical Realism, Magic, Attempted Kidnapping, Kidnapping, Kidnapped TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Protectiveness, Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Wilbur Soot, Protective Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), I Don't Even Know, How Do I Tag, Crying, Soft Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Soft Wilbur Soot, Soft Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Other Additional Tags to Be Added
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technowoah · 3 years
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Hi! If you do tommyinnit x reader (romantic), I would like one where reader is tubbo's sister perhaps? She would have the feature reader has still not tubbos. Maybe they meet when tubbo and tommy meet up and he just kinda starts to like her? If not that's ok! -paw <3
Prepare For Trouble Make it Double
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I hope this suffices 😋
Requested!
Romantic(?)
Tommyinnit x Tubbo's sister!reader (blurb?)
⚠︎ its tommy so it'll be slight swearing-
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It wasn't a secret that Tubbo had siblings, he had Lani of course, but what people didn't know that he had another sister closer to his age.
You tended to stay out of the spotlight, for reasons. Streaming was interesting but not your fortè. You usually tended to stay behind the camera when Tubbo was streaming or off to the side quietly talking to him as he did his own lore or sitting on Lani's bed doing your own thing listening to her talking to her viewers.
Your siblings never tried to convince you to go out of your comfort zone and appear on streams, only once in a blue moon you would talk to Lani out of frame. Lani of course would respond, the chat would freak out asking if you were a friend, finally the moment was gone as fast as it came.
Thats how days go in their household. Tending to hover around eachother and whatever they were doing at the moment. But it was this one particular moment when Tubbo was streaming and he suddenly decided to bring you on to show his 700k viewers that he had another sister.
He had pulled up a brown folding chair next to him and patted it beckoning you to sit down in frame.
Tubbo was currently streaming on the Dream SMP, you didnt think he was doing lore today so you hesitated a little bit. Other days you wouldn't have budged out of your spot out of sight, but he looked so excited in his yellow jumper you had bought for him whe going to out to the shops.
In a unrelated note You remember saying that "yellow is your color" and he ended up buying it, and his stans loved the jumper. So a win win.
"C'mon Y/N!" He yelled as continued to pat the folding chair next to him.
You ended up shuffling over to the seat next to him and smiling at the camera. Over in the corner of your eye you saw the chat which was going 1 million miles an hour. You saw some comments that were basically copypastas of other comments in the chat. It was basically nonsense, now the only thought in your mind is that you're going to make an uproar on twitter.
"This is my sister chat!" Tubbo said while shaking you around by the shoulders making the both of you laugh.
"Yes chat! I have more siblings" he continued while rocking back and forth in his gamer chair.
He continued to answer more questions and ask you some too, wanting to include you in the stream.
"Lani isn't the only one! My big sister is just shy."
"I just chose not to be on their streams! I was in the background of Lani's streams though."
"Out of frame. Dosent count." Tubbo said bluntly while still walking around SnowChester in the Dream Smp not looking your way.
You could still see the chat in the corner and you couldnt tear your eyes off of it. It was slight glare from the lights and the sun shining in his gaming room. He always had the lights bright in his room. The chat was spamming purple hearts and either still freaking out that Tubbo had a sister. It was getting old to you, so you decided to lean into Tubbo's space focusing on his screen as he quickly hopped around the map.
He continued talking to chat about anything else, but your presence. He continued to talk about gathering supplies and what he needed to bring back to SnowChester. You knew a lot about the Dream Smp lore because you weren't in it. Spending time on Twitter interacting with people and their theories and also making theories and showing them to Tubbo and him debunking them, or accepting them in some way.
"So we need some more lapis." Tubbo said suddenly after being quiet for a while.
"I can help you!" You said wanting to be apart of the stream.
You might as well, you're already here.
"I dont think you can help, 'cause you're not on your account. Plus it'll be awkward with your laptop." Tubbo said while speeding through his water transportation system.
"Well I can just point it out to you." You said while leaning back into your seat.
"Talk to the chat while I go mine for lapis."
"Fine then." You smirked as you turned your attention to the speeding words in the chat.
"Is there a slow mode on this?!" You laughed.
Tubbo laughed as well. "This is on slow mode!"
You both screamed in fake agony and then turned your attention back to the chat where the you caught a few questions. You were about to answer until the chat stopped for a quick second and you saw one comment out of all for a quick second.
✔tommyinnit: HI TUBBO'S SISTER IM TOMMY LETS MAKE A VIDEO TOGETHER
After that comment the whole chatt was just spamming the word 'TOMMY' or 'TOMMY IS IN CHAT'. That confused you even more than that comment.
When you did know about the Dream Smp you also knew a little bit about who Tubbo hangs out with. You knew about the time Tubbo had met up with Wilbur Soot, Philza, and Tommy. And that prompted you to look up their individual accounts and get into their content.
You knew about Tommy and his character and channel, you enjoyed his content a lot as well, but you wanted to play around a little bit. Hopefully Tubbo will play along.
"Why is the chat spamming Tommy?"
"Tommy? You know Tommy don't you?" Tubbo asked with a small bit of shock in his voice.
"No I dont, who's Tommy?" You asked again, acting oblivious.
"Oh. Oh well then, Tommy is like my best friend, we're actually meeting up soon!" Tubbo said with excitement.
He continued. "You hear that chat! You get Tommy and Tubbo content!
You had lost interest in Tubbo talking with his chat about hanging out in Brighton with Tommy again. Your eyes drifted towards the chat again and saw Tommy comment in the chat again.
✔tommyinnit: HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM
✔tommyinnit: I WILL NOT MAKE A VIDEO WITH YOU ANYMORE
"Well Tommy I dont have an account so, sorry I cant get you views whoever you are." You said responding to Tommy with a smirk.
"Woke up and chose violence huh?" Tubbo laughed and you joined in as well.
"Tommy chose violence today too."
"You both are violent you will be nice together." Tubbo said with his focus still in his screen.
"Together?!" You exclaimed.
"Yeah together!" Tubbo said matching your energy.
You rolled you eyes and continued answering other comments instead of thinking about Tubbo's answer.
After that whole, incredibly longer than you thought, stream Tubbo decides to invite you along to their little meeting. Which you didnt know how you found yourself walking along Brighton's rocky shore in old Crocs. You were walking along the shoreline letting the cold water come up and hit your feet every so often.
He was waiting for Tommy at the moment, but you wanted to walk for a bit, he let you ho on by yourself while he waited for Tommy by himself.
You were quite a long way from where Tubbo seated himself on the rocks, you were doing your own thing looking at people who stared back at you for temporarily blocking their line of view of the shore, and little kids who decide to run away from their parents who weren't paying attention. Your peaceful walk got interrupted by your thoughts because you were quite a long way from Tubbo's resting place.
You started to head back, following back the way you came, but this time picking up the pace a bit to reach your destination. As you came upon Tubbo you saw a taller figure approach Tubbo and they seemed to greet eachother, it was hard to see where you were standing. Of course it was Tommy so the two of them started talking about who knows what, until Tubbo pointed your way.
As you kept walking, Tubbo continued to wave you over enthusiastically. You waved back with the same energy, finally making your way over to the both of them.
"What's up?" You asked the two of them with a smirk.
"Nothing much! Apparently you two haven't met before! So Tommy this is Y/N! Y/N thjs is Tommy!" Tubbo user hand gestures to introduce eachother.
You held your hand for Tommy to shake it, "Hey Tommy! Im a big fan."
"Big fan?! I thought you said you didn't know me?" Tommy exclaimed.
He was a lot less shouty in real life, than online. He was still loud, but to a lesser extent.
"Yeah I lied back then." You sent him a huge grin.
Tommy scoffed and groaned a little, "I cant belive you fuckers lied to me."
"Im actually a big fan. Well not big, but a fan at least." You laughed.
Apparently you and Tommy were the only ones standing while Tubbo typed on his phone while sitting back on the rocks not paying attention and letting you both talk amongst yourselves.
"Oh! That's an honor that Tubbo's big sister like my videos." Tommy's eyes widened slightly as he talked to you.
"Big sister only by 1 year! It's close!" Tubbo complanied, looking up from his phone.
"It still count big man." Tommy said to his friend.
"Thanks Tommy!" You thanked the tall man standing next to you.
"It's only a year! It dosent count! We're the same age!" Your brother continued to complain.
After the laughter and joking around calmed down you and Tommy stood there awkwardly until he spoke up again.
"Well good thing I know what I have to deal with. I cant deal with one of you, now I have to deal with two." Tommy joked around taking a seat next to Tubbo.
The exact moment when Tommy took a seat next to Tubbo, Tubbo shot up from his spot on the ground.
"Do you think we can do Uber Eats here?" Tubbo asked as he stood up.
You say down next to Tommy. "Yeah maybe if you go to a certain place and not say "the beach".
"I'll go to the pizza place and order there. What do you both want?" Tubbo asked, ready to put in any order.
"Just get McDonald's really." You sighed leaning back on the rocks.
"Im not hungry." Tommy said bluntly.
Tubbo nodded and walked away from you both leaving you two to sit in silence for a while with the small waves crashing, and kids having their own fun. It was a comfortable silence to you, but Tommy kept figeting over where he sat criss-crossed.
Tommy finally spoke up. "Im actually fucking starving ya know?
"No I don't! You should've asked for food!" You laughed in disbelief.
Tommy sighed. "Do you want to get some food and ditch Tubbo for now?"
Your eyes widened, not opposed to the idea, but was this his plan the whole time?
He continued on, "We could go sit at that pizza place and order some food there. Just the two of us until Tubbo freaks out."
You opened your mouth to protest leaving your brother in the dark, but he beat you to it.
"Dont worry about Tubbo! Stuff rolls off his back easy."
"No it dosent-"
"Yeah it does! You wanna just go out with me now?!" Tommy exclaimed.
"Are you getting annoyed?" You asked amused at his words.
"No I am not I just-"
"Yeah I want to go to the pizza place now. I would love to Tommyinnit." You smiled at him and he smiled back.
Both of you got up and made your way over to that small pizza diner close to the beach. You only could hope this goes as well as you wanted it to
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griffintail · 3 years
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I dunno if this is dumb, but hear me out:
Y’know the song “For the Dancing and the Dreaming” from How to Train Your Dragon 2? Well, imagine that song but with Philza or Techno and a reader s/o! Like, they’ve been apart for way too long because of various circumstances, but when they finally see each other it’s just love at first sight all over again.
I was singing that song a lot at work today, and thought this idea might be a cute and wholesome break from the wonderfully tearjerking angst that was that last Parental Dream post. I think that anon woke up and chose violence that morning, not that I’m complainin.
I can’t remember which anon request it was that chose violence but I remember heavily agreeing with you. This request was so fing perfect to do with Techno. I hope you enjoy it.
Dancing and Dreaming
In Game
Pairings: Techno x F! Reader
Warnings: None :)
A/N: There is a poem in this that’s not mine. It’s by Anna Shaw and I found it randomly on the web. So I take no credit for it.
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I'll swim and sail on savage seas
With never a fear of drowning
And gladly ride the waves of life
If you would marry me
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        (Y/N) remembered standing on the edge of the Arctic Empire’s border, watching Techno’s ship sail off a year back. Word came that his brothers needed his aid in their own nation. She remembered begging to let him come with him, she was the best swordswoman in the land.
        Who do you think taught her?
        Yet, Techno didn’t want someone to hurt her and made a promise to her.
        “I’ll take these nerds, alright? I’ll come back to you though, no matter what, and…I’ll marry you.”
        The voices went wild in his head for the first time in forever. Running the kingdom kept them sated but with him soon to be leaving, he supposed it riled them up. They were screaming praises and hatred at the same time but he didn’t care. This was what he wanted.
        “I…” (Y/N) was speechless for a few moments and Techno gave a cheeky grin, that helped her break out of it as she laughed. “Ok. But you have to come back.”
        “No scorching sun, nor freezing cold, will stop me on my journey if you promise me your heart and love me for eternity.” He kissed her forehead.
        From there, he boarded the ship and she didn’t see him for a year. She got no word from him or from his brothers, which gave her hope as well that he was ok. Of course, he would be, he was Technoblade.
        She was running the daily duties as Techno’s stand-in when one of the servants of the castle, bowing to her deeply.
        “Ma’am, we’ve spotted a regal ship coming into harbor.”
        “Get the guards ready then, we can’t take chances on this land, I have no patience for royalty, let’s go.”
        There had been a few battles in Techno’s absence, one’s (Y/N) commanded on his behalf that had earned her a few battle scars but nothing that caused her to lose a precious life. She had learned from the best of men. Putting her sword in its sheath and a bow and axe on her back, she set herself off to the harbor.
        As she got to the harbor, she saw a flag she had never seen flickering on the top of the mainmast. It was a half-circle of black on one edge with a line of yellow lining it as three stripes, one blue, white, and red, came off the yellow lining and three Xs in the middle. Two of the X’s were in the white strip as the third was in the half-circle of black.
        She stood on guard still as the ship slowed as it made it to their docks. Many knew nations tried to challenge the half power of their empire.
        Going onto the docks, she stood tall a safe distance from the ship.
        “Hail, who are you!” She called to the ship.
        A face leaned over the front and she stiffened at the grinning young face she remembered.
        “(Y/N)!” Tommy grinned. “Long time no see.”
        “What the fuck are you doing on that ship?!” She scolded, going over.
        “It’s mine!” (Y/N) scoffed at his words.
        “I think you’ll find, it’s mine.” Wilbur came behind the young boy, giving a smile to the woman. “It’s a pleasure (Y/N). Mind telling your men down?”
        “I mean, only if you tell me where Techno is.”
        Then she screamed as she was lifted off the ground.
        “You’ve gotten sloppy perceiving around you.” Techno chuckled as the boys on the ship laughed.
        She couldn’t be angry. She merely grinned as he put her down and hugged him tightly.
        “You’re ok.” She whispered.
        “I promised you I would be. I just had to take down a government.” He shrugged as he hugged her back.
        “My dearest one, your mighty words astound me but I've no need for mighty deeds when I feel your arms around me.”
        He hid his face in the top of her hair as he grinned to himself. He had truly missed her.
        That night, a grand ball was held in honor of Techno’s return, his victory with his brothers, and for the new alliance with the nation of L’Manberg as (Y/N) found out. (Y/N) laughed as Wilbur stole the first dance with her from Techno, having missed his brothers’ antics since the last time they had met.
        The two men kept teasing Techno by stealing the woman away until Techno practically picked her up and stole her away to the dance floor.
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But I would bring you rings of gold
I'd even sing you poetry
And I would keep you from all harm
If you would stay beside me
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        “Was someone jealous?” (Y/N) teased as she curtsied to him and he bowed.
        Together they danced in sync with ease. If there was no music, it would still be a beautiful dance to behold. They had done this number before, their own formal dance they always easily moved into.
        “I would like to see my wife to be after a year.” Techno gave a joking eye roll.
        “I’ll always be here for you, Techno. Even if we weren’t going to be married.” She blushed lightly, remembering his promise.
        At the end of their dance, Techno took her hand as usual but instead moved into a position to kneel.
        “This smooth son of a…” (Y/N) thought to herself with a grin.
        Techno went into his pocket, holding out a golden ring up to her. “Allow me to make it official to you after keeping you waiting for a year.” He cleared his throat before speaking clearly.
        “If I have to hold hell ransom,
        In turn for your wayward soul,
        I will.
        And if I must, fight through the depths of Tartarus
        To save what’s left of you
        To save the pieces life didn’t get to destroy,
        Then consider yourself saved
        For there is not a battle I won’t win,
        If saving you is what I am fighting for.
        So, would you do me the honor of marrying me?”
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I have no use for rings of gold
I care not for your poetry
I only want your hand to hold
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        “I mean you win every battle anyways.” She whispered so only he would hear and he gave her a deadpanned face before she spoke a bit louder. “I care not of those things, as long as I have you Techno and your hand. I will gladly marry you for just that.”
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To love and kiss to sweetly hold
For the dancing and the dreaming
Through all life's sorrows
And delights
I'll keep your laugh inside me
I'll swim and sail a savage seas
With never a fear of drowning
I'd gladly ride the waves so white
And you will marry me!
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        People clapped as she giggled hearing the hollers of his brothers as he rolled his eyes before smiling as he put the ring on her finger. He gave a sweet kiss to her forehead, neither much for sharing a lover’s kiss in public. The night’s events took on new energy around them but the two simply enjoyed the presence of the other as they glided across the floor.
        Techno regaled her with what happened in L’Manberg, throwing in a few jokes to hear her sweet laugh he had missed through the battles he and his brothers had fought. They had all been such brutal battles, even the ones they had to fight with their words. Yet, each one he fought harder than the rest because he knew, across the savage seas, he’d go home to the most perfect woman and get to marry her.
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tinydemondragon · 3 years
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I woke up today and chose violence so here we go, your favorite sbi (&co) member and what it says about you.
philza fan? yeah, how's the relationship with your father? oh, nonexistent? yeah, I expected that. also you wish you had a love story as romantic as philza and Kristin's but lbr, you don't go outside (even pre pandemic) or talk to people enough for that one to happen.
technoblade? tell me, did you get diagnosed with adhd as a kid, or are you just now realizing that's something you may wanna check out? talk to your doctor sweetie, you need something to help with that 💜
wilbur? ah, yes. I, too, just wanna go ape shit sometimes. and I bet you have one thing you just irrationally hate. no one gets it, not even you. also, check out that depression and or anxiety, before it gets bad
tommy? you're a child
jkjk, you like tommy because you were probably told to be quiet a lot as a kid, to the point where being loud scares you. but seeing someone be loud and not get scolded for it soothes something in you. also, you want a best friend like tubbo so baaaaad
tubbo? how many people actually know how smart you are? do you cover up your intelligence with jokes, or is it just that people tend to take the parts of you that some label as "dumb" and conflate it and it aggravates you to no end?
ranboo? it's the anxiety for me 💜 but also you've started unironically listening to undertale again and honestly? good for you. like that "cringe" shit. also for the love of god, let yourself cry over your problems rather than relying on a minecraft role play to give you a reason. you'll feel better for it
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dollarstorevampire · 3 years
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Here’s some c!Tommy headcanons/prompts because I woke up and chose violence:
•When Tommy got his braces he was a little bitch about it. Wilbur would constantly eat food he couldn’t eat around him to mock him.
•Tommy learned how to sew and embroider from Niki when he was younger. Later he would learn how to use his new skills on the battlefield as a makeshift medic.
•Tommy made everybody who’s important to him friendship bracelets from scratch. Tubbo stopped wearing his after he became President. Techno destroyed his. Jack and Niki’s are collecting dust somewhere. Wilbur “lost” his after he started to spiral in pogtopia.
•Tommy feeds Phil’s crows whenever they’re around. He tries not to talk too much around them in case they repeat anything to Phil. (He still finds himself apologizing to them)
•He adores every animal. Tommy has spent hours looking at cool moths, petting soft cows, and coping at dogs. He doesn’t take any as his pets due to the fear of them dying/being killed.( thanks Sapnap and Dream)
•He hates the beach now. And has complicated feelings regarding parties.
•After his revival his skin was hella sensitive so he wears more soft clothing. He likes to make his own cardigans to wear.
• A good chunk of his hair is now permanently white. Dye does not stick to it.
•His eyes reflect light after his resurrection. It scared the shit out of Tubbo when he found out.
•Tommy’s posture is pure shit after everything. It isn’t uncommon to see him hunched over slightly with his hands in his pockets as he walks around.
•He knew what Niki and Jack were doing. Tommy just didn’t want to believe it.
•When Wilbur was revived he came to Tommy asked for him to make him a new bracelet. Tommy did, while shedding a lot of tears in the process. He keeps waiting for Wilbur to “loose” this one. He hasn’t yet.
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MCC 16 WINNER’S POV [RECAP]
PINK PARROTS
BADBOYHALO
DREAM
F1NNE5TER
SEAPEEKAY
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Dream’s skin had a purple ribbon on it (everyone else was wearing it), I saw it on 5upp’s stream, at first I was just switching, because there was a lot of time left, I was on Bad’s munchy mc stream first, then I was on Fundy, Punz, Jack, etc, and also, George looked so freaking cool what? Then I stayed there and watched George training ponk, it was so fun to watch lmao, he literally had a stopwatch and whistle with him, then Quackity joined the server, and he was using that demonic autotune and then Quackity and Ponk and a speed bridge race, which was just chaos, and then Quackity asked for Ponk’s meat, and then they had fun in the fun zone, then Quackity turned off his autotune, and then George said that if then had fun in the fun zone he’ll give them a prize, and as you expected they had fun in the fun zone, it was really fun to watch lmao.
“Forfeit Deez Nutz bitch” - Quackity to Ponk, 2021
And then I went to Wilbur's stream for a second, where he was talking about fart spaces, then I went to Ranboo’s stream, where he was talking about that he will turn off his face cam while the actual game.
Then I went to poop.
Then I went back to George's stream, where they were just fooling around, I mean, practicing, and then Quackity said George's headband and wrist bands look like Italy but George said it was Germany.
Then George did a very very terrifying demonic laugh, I actually got scared, and then Callahan also joined the server.
“Wel,” - Quackity, 2021
“Come.” - Ponk, 2021
And then Callahan killed quackity and left the game.
And then they started fooling around, Callahan joined the game again.
“Ponk, I'm sorry I slept with your mother” - Quackity, 2021
And then Quackity and Ponk started a duel, Ponk won the first round.
“He slept with my momma!” - Ponk, 2021
Ponk also won the second round, but Quackity won the last round and then George played sad music.
And then I joined Bad’s stream, who was playing hole in the wall with Tommy and fell every. Single. Time.
And then he said that we literally don't know how much he practiced, and he said he muffined up his first mcc. And then he was just hyping himself up, he said he kind of had food poisoning.
“It’s victory or death, or maybe- maybe not death, or maybe, if I don't win, no muffins for one week.”- Badboyhalo, 2021
And then everybody left to go to the main server, and he was all alone, he didn't know there was a main server, and then he joined the main server.
“Victory tastes so much like Gatorade.” - Badboyhalo, 2021
And then he went to the burger shop, it was adorable lol.
“Everybody needs a little bit of violence in their life.” - Badboyhalo, 2021
“Violence with the spatula!” - Badboyhalo, 2021
I got scared, so I went to Dream’s stream.
Everyone was being so supportive in the chat I got emotional.
“Mcc is like Christmas morning.” - Dream, 2021
And then Seapeekay joined the call, then Bad also joined, Finn was just vibing.
And then Seapeekay gave an interview and then George and Sapnap were twerking on each other, Dream paused as he stared at them, Bad came in between them, and then George and Sapnap pretended like nothing happened.
Finn joined the call.
“I'm mugging you for your crown!” - Badboyhalo to Dream, 2021
Badboyhalo woke up and chose violence.
Also, Ranboo had 200k + viewers!
And then Dream distributed burgers and they all went to the decision dome.
Seapeekay boo-ed at build mart.
They decided to vote for grid runners, almost everyone wanted grid runners.
1st Game: Grid Runners
Dream said that he was the narrator and read the whole guide.
They decided if they had to split, Bad and Dream, and Seapeekay and Finn will stay together.
1st Challenge: Jungle Temple
They had to kill all the mobs
2nd Challenge: Bakery
They had to eat all the cakes present in the bakery
3rd Challenge: Sawmill
They had to push the gold; there were a couple of red stone powered buttons, and they had to push them at the same time to complete the challenge
4th Challenge: Wild west
They had to shoot the targets(mobs)
5th Challenge: Kitchen
They had to gather the items, like bread, steak, fish, etc
6th Challenge: Golf
There were four towers, and they had to punch each other on each tower, for example, Callum punched Bad in a tower, Callum also punched Finn and he also punched Dream to Finn, then Finn punched Dream to the final tower.
7th Challenge: Tower
They had to unlock the exit; they had to pull levers for the blocks to push ahead, as Dream complete a parkour course to reach a top to get a key and finish the challenge
8th Challenge: Prison
They had to copy a sculpture; Dream and Finn directed them, Bad and Callum placed the blocks, kind of like build mart, but the sculpture is in another room.
9th Challenge:
Just a simple race to reach the end
They ended up in 3rd place in this game!
Overall, they end up in 3rd place again.
Dream predicted that red will end up in dodgebolt.
Then he did an ad for mcc, promoting grid runners.
And then Callum and Dream went to watch the greens.
And then went to watch blue bats, who were stuck on the tower challenge. Then they hyped them up, but sadly blue couldn't complete the course, but they still did well!!
And then Rat made a barking appearance.
Niki was in the first place!!!<333 Good job Niki!!! (i smiled so hard)
And then Finn expressed excitement about mcc merch.
And then they went to decision dome,
2nd Game: Sky Battle
1st Round
They told they had a special strategy, their communication skills were looking good
Dream got 4 kills.
Bad got 1 kill.
Finn got 0 kills.
Callum got 2 kills.
They got 3rd place!
2nd Round
Ponk killed Bad
And Dream got George.
"I was a little too aggressive there." Dream, 2021
Dream got 5 kills.
Bad got 1 kill.
Finn got 1 kill.
Callum got 2 kills.
Then they re-strategized.
2nd round was really fun to watch
They ended up in 4th place!
3rd Round
The chemistry of Callum and Dream was amazing this round.
Dream got 6 kills.
Bad got 2 kills.
Finn got 2 kills.
Callum got 5 kills.
They got 6th place!
Dream was in 5th place in this game!
They were in 4th place overalls!!
Dream had a special strategy including the lava bucket, but the lava bucket was removed so it threw them off.
3rd Game: Parkour Tag
Ponk had to pee so they had to wait a little.
“You could pee on a desk!” Seapeekay and Dream, 2021
1st round
Dream was the hunter, he got them alL
Unfortunately, all the runners got hunted.
But since Dream hunted the opposite team quicker, they won this round.
2nd round
Dream was the hunter again, he also got them all quickly
This time all the runners were alive!!
They were also in the first place in the game.
3rd round
Seapeekay was hunting this time, he got them all!
The runners except Dream got hunted.
They were still in first place.
4th round
Seapeekay was he hunter again, they did the bait and switch (dream pretended he was the hunter), but he couldn't get George,
"Gogy didn't miss any jump." - Seapeekay, 20221
Finn was suddenly CRACKED in this round.
They tied but overall ended up in first place.
5th round
Seapeekay was the hunter again, he got them all
All the runners got tagged.
It was tied again, but they still won because they tagged them quicker.
They were in first place again overall!
6th round
Dream was the hunter he got them all really quickly,
All the runners got tagged by Sapnap (good job Sapnap<33)
But the pinks still won because they got them quicker.
they were in the first place again!
7th round
Finn is hunting this round, he only got 2 of the runners
All the runners got tagged by Quig!
They end up in 3rd place overall.
8th round
[Finn was doing a dream cosplay]
Seapeekay was the hunter this time, he got them all
All the runners got tagged too
But the pinks still won because they got them quicker.
They end up in second place overall.
9th round
Dream was the hunter, he got them all. (all of the reds)
All the runners were tagged too by Tommy. (good job Tommy!!)
Wilbur and dream had a… weird interaction lol
They won this time too for quickly tagging them.
They did really good this game!!
Dream was in the first place in this game!!
They ended up in 3rd place overall!!
Seapeekay complimented George's jumping skills.
They also complimented Captain Sparklz.
4th Game, TGTTOSAWAF
Seapeekay was determined to beat Philza Minecraft
Round 1
Callum - 1st (suck it Philza Minecraft)
Dream - 21st
Bad - 29th
Finn didnt get to finish, (it's alright!!<33)
Round 2
Dream - 1st
Callum - 10th
Finn - 20th
Bad - 33rd
“Knowing Tommy, he probably got in a punching match, he punched the wrong person and they were like, 'oh Tommy you are going down.' " - Dream, 2021
Round 3
Bad - 4th
Finn - 6th
Callum - 9th
Dream - 15th
They were the first team to finish and were in first place overall!!
“Where is my 1.7 trillion luck?!” - Dream, 2021
Round 4
Dream - 3rd
Callum - 11th
Finn - 15th
Bad - 18th
they were the first team to finish this time too and were also in first place overall again!!
also, Scott punched Niki off, but then he also apologized
Round 5
Finn - 10th
Callum - 12th
Dream - 20th
Bad - 39th (he could've finished early but a 'blue muffinhead' punched him off so he just bridged from the start lmao)
They were in first place overall!!
Round 6
Dream - 7th
Finn - 11th
Callum - 10th
Bad - 22nd
Their team was the second one to finish after aquas!!
They were in first place overall in the game!
Seapeakay was in 1st place, Dream was in 3rd in the game!
They were in 2nd place overall!!
Seapeekay was in all pink (he looked banger honestly)
Dream was in 2nd place overall!
Seapeekay got 3rd place overall!
5th Game: Survival Games
The twitter voting one, they told everyone to vote build mart, but then changed to sands of times (very rigged lmao, I got confused at the end)
everybody went to pee/water/etc, Dream was alone so he just stayed silent for the first minute then complemented Sapnap, and when everyone was back,
“Spinach slaps.” - Finnester, 2021
“Spinach is in the way of my screen.” - Finnester, 2021
When the game started, they did the buddy system, Seapeekay and Finn, Dream and Bad, and they technically decided to stick together.
Their communication and coordination were phenomenal.
Dream’s leadership skills, oh my god, just, perfection.
Even tho they lost, their communication was very very good.
“This whole game sticks on me” - Tommyinnit, 2021
Red rabbits were “arguing” in the chat lmao, what was really happening??
They ended up in 7th place in the game and 3rd place overall!
They all got crossbows as they all shot build mart chickens.
6th Game: Ace Race
Bad made sudden chicken noises out of nowhere making everyone laugh.
“What noise does a chicken make?” - Seapeekay, 2021
“Gobble gobble.” - Badboyhalo, 2021
“What noise does a chicken make? 'Hi I'm George.'” - Dream, 2021
“What is the national anthem for the UK?” - Badboyhalo, 2021
“Take it away Finn.”- Seapeekay, 2021
*Finn bursts out laughing*
Also, Dream did a skip at the starting of the course which got him from 18th to 3rd!
Dream - 3rd
Callum - 4th
Bad - 9th
Finn - 24th
They did really good!!
Dream had the fasted lap!
They ended up in first place this game!
They ended up in 2nd place overall!
Seapeekay in 5th, Dream in 4th overall!!
7th Game: Build Mart (tubbo cringe /j)
Tubbo fell in the decision dome and punched the chickens in build mart even tho most of the teams didnt want build mart.
"sapnap: tubbo SUCKS
tubbo: hi sapnap"
I was so confused the whole time, I kind of spaced out lmao, like build mart makes my head hurt not even joking.
They got 7th place in build mart!
They got 2nd place overall!!
aquas dunked pinks lol
8th Game: Sands Of Times
I don't really know how to explain sands of times, but it was super fun to watch, so I suggest you go watch it!! Their coordination and communication was super cool
"badboyhalo looks at a ravager: it's the rhino thingy! Is it a triceratop?"
And that sudden music in it, my soul left my body not even joking
Their team coins were 5439!
Dream three 3 tomatoes at Tommy,
Dream asked Niki if she wanted to throw tomatoes at anyone she wants, but she was beating herself up, Niki you did good<33
They got second place overall!! (8th place reddit? really?)
then something happened with dream's nails
The Final Showdown: Dodgebolt
Purple Pandas vs Pink Parrots
First-Round
Punz, Puffy, and Ponk cheered Bad up through the chat.
Fruit got Seapeekay
Dream got Fruit (get the birthday boy lmao)
Scott got Bad
Dream got Scott
Punz cheered Dream up through the chat
Then Dream also got Grian, and Joel (smallishbeans)
Puffy cheered up the pinks through the chat
Pinks won the first round!
“I'm putting my blood sweat and tears into this!” - Dream, 2021
Dream was literally bleeding and laughing at the same time lmao
Second-Round
Fruit got Dream
Grian got Bad
Fruit got Seapeekay
Ant and Spifey cheered Finn up through the chat.
Finn got Fruit
Finn got Scott
Joel got Finn
Jack cheered up Finn thought the chat
Purple won the second round!
Thrid-Round
Dream got Scott
Fruit got Bad
Callum got Joel
Dream got Fruit
Grian got Dream
Grian got Seapeekay
Dream told Finn to take his time, and immediately after he said that Finn got Grian
Pink won the third round!
Final-Round
When Dream was taking his time to shoot Fruit, Tommy said, "time wastr"
Joel got Bad
Callum got Scott
Dream got Grain
Callum got Joel
And then Dream fucking fell in the lava
Great birthday present Dream
Everyone was very surprised as Dream just said that game was too hard and he wanted to make it easier for Fruit
Fruit got Callum
And then Finn got Fruit immediately!!
PINK PARROTS FOR THE WIN!!
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(its 3 20 am here but i still silently screamed lmao)
[Dream will donate 21000 dollars to cancer research! Sam, Skeppy, Tapl, Finn, are also gonna match/donate!]
“I’m shaking very very hard.” - Finnester, 2021
Sapnap joined their call, Scott also joined their call, and then just discussed the game.
And sadly Scott won't paint Seapeekays’s coin pink.
Puffy and Punz raided Bad.
And they again talked about the event and stuff.
Then I may or may not have switched to George's kinoko kingdom 'lore' with Karl 👀
Then I went back to Bad, who was thanking everybody, and Bad, you were not the dead weight, you popped off, no one was the dead weight, everybody did very poggers!
Then he called skeppy, and then they talked, their 'muffiny talks'
It was honestly so cute
And then he joined the call of others, who were just discussing the game, then they talked about Sylvie popping off, I kind of stopped paying attention, I was very very sleepy.
Then they talked about how the four muffinteers should team up for the next mcc.
I'm sorry, I would’ve elaborated more, but my health wasn't the best sorry :(
They just discussed the game and all.
And
What
The
Fuck
was happening on George’s stream?
Well, it was just plain chaos, but I was still watching it.
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It was 4 am by then
and I was very much sleep-deprived.
when dream fell in the lava in dodgebolt, most of the other teams thought he did that on purpose
they really popped off in parkour tag (Dream and Seapeekay were CRACKED) and the way Finn suddenly cracked in the fourth round was phenomenal,
they ALSO popped off in tgttosawaf (Bad did so good except in the 6th round lmao)
their communication was good in survival games, but they were more on the defensive side, and they just jumped in when there was a crowd, like seapeekay said, they should’ve just waited for clean up.
but they crushed sands of times!! (Bad especially)
their communication in grid runners was really good, they figured everything out really quickly
their chemistry in sky battle was also good, maybe if lava bucket wasn't removed, they would've popped off more
and I wasn't really sure about ace race, but they all popped off, like seriously
and build mart just made my head physically hurt
I wasn't really feeling well, but I had really fun watching it!!
And once again,
CONGRATS PINK PARROTS!!!
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