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#Xanthe Rumpole
bobauthorman · 26 days
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I’ve been thinking about this for a while, and I want to bring it out into the open. Each of Oz’s main lieutenants are deconstructions of character archetypes. Well, everyone in RWBY is a deconstruction, but no one wants to talk about Oz’s circle.
Oz, as has been established, turns the fantasy mentor archetype on its head. Not only is he a bad mentor, whose reckless manipulations never pan out, but the protags are far less forgiving of his string-pulling, and have every right to be. Unforgiving, that is.
Ironwood, similarly, deconstructs the ‘Anti-authority authority figure’; like Captain Kirk (Star Trek) or Nick Fury (Marvel), they are military leaders who frequently chaff under their more politically-minded peers and superiors, who undercut those peers whenever they can. Unlike Kirk/Fury, this is not a sign of open-mindedness, but arrogance and stuborness, the childish belief that the rules don’t apply to him.
Qrow is much like Wolverine (X-Men), a ‘Bad Boy with a Gold Heart’ who is kept in line by his loyalty to the mentor figure. In this case, Qrow’s Too Cool For School ‘tude is coping mechanism and mask for the massive chip on his shoulder, and because his self-worth was tied so deeply to serving Oz, when Oz is exposed as the fraud he is, Qrow has a full-on breakdown.
Lionheart was much harder to figure out, given that he only has one volume’s worth of screen time, and even we don’t get much of Lionheart’s personality. I theorize that Lionheart was intended to be a dig at the ‘Token Minority’ archetype. For many series in the old days, there are these characters who supposed to represent different races. (For example, Haji from Johnny Quest). Unfortunately, these characters are rarely given any personality outside of ‘Guy from foreign culture’, often becoming a deliverer of stereotypical views showrunners have. CRWBY has stated that Lionheart was made headmaster by Oz as a token for Faunus (The series allegory for minorities), but we hear nothing of whether that did any good (Blake even accuses Oz of not doing more for the Faunus). It’s possible that because of this Lionheart lacked the strength of self to stop Salem from forcing his compliance with the attacks on Vale and Haven.
Theodore hasn’t appeared in the series proper, but from the book Before The Dawn I could make a case that he encompasses the stock shonen hero; destructive strength and a destructive temper. The problem is, he’s a moron, but lacks that ‘Deeper wisdom’ even himbos like Son Goku and Monkey D Luffy have to compensate. And his dependence on the smarter but weaker female lead (In this case, Rumpole) to handle the more organizational aspects of his position means that when Rumpole is compromised, Theodore’s shoddy management nearly causes Shade Academy to implode.
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sailorb00 · 6 months
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Decided to do my other two favs from RWBY: Before The Dawn 🌟
Theodore and Rumpole truly give off platonic life partner vibes 🤭🧡
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howlingday · 10 months
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If you're feeling up for it I Have a Suggestion for the Tragic Backstory™ Au:
Jaune, Exhausted with all the antics of people trying to marry him, or disrupting his families lives, even Nora with her dumb Betting Pool, makes an announcement, finally using the Rumors to his advantage in a way that definitely won't backfire:
His Queen has been fortold; She is one Who's Bones are as tough as steel, Lightning Coursing through her veins as blood, Hair as full and Bright as a Harvest moon, and ... uh ... She Flies like a Comet. A green Comet. Yeah. Nobody like that on Remmnant!
Huh? Penny's Coming to Visit?
I Am Coming Ready!
Jaune: (Takes a deep breath) Okay. Let's do this.
Pyrrha: You're not hyperventilating this time. All those breathing exercises are finally kicking in, huh?
Jaune: I guess. Thanks again for teaching me some tricks to deal with this public speech stuff.
Pyrrha: Of course, Jaune. But, are you sure about this? I mean, you're going to be addressing a lot of people today?
Jaune: I know, but... I have to. This lie has going on for far too long, and I have to tell people the truth.
Ren: She's right, though. At least three of the five Kingdoms will be watching you with keen interest.
Jaune: Three?
Ren: (Nods) Vale, Atlas, and Mistral. There will be hundreds, perhaps even thousands watching your every move, studying, plotting against you to strike at your moment of weakness.
Jaune: ...Did someone bring a brown paper bag?
Nora: I did! (Holds up bag) It's got brownies in it~!
Jaune: ...Can I have one?
Nora: Mmmmmmmmm, no.
Jaune: Can I at least have the bag?
Nora: Mmmmmmmmm-
Ren: It's time, Jaune.
Jaune: But-! But-! My bag!
Nora: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-
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Winter: Here's your report on the repairs, General, sir.
Ironwood: Thank you, Schnee. Leave it on my desk.
Winter: How's the press conference?
Ironwood: It's starting. Look at him, stepping out with such stiff motions. Are we certain he has no bionics?
Winter: There's nothing in Atlas records that confirms this, sir. It could be he's just nervous.
Ironwood: This man took on Adam Taurus, a ruthless leader of an international terrorist cell, and killed a Grimm Dragon that's sliced up one of our battleships. There's no way this man is scared of all five Kingdoms watching him.
Winter: ...Wyvern, sir.
Ironwood: Huh?
Winter: The official reports are calling a "Wyvern," sir.
Ironwood: It's a giant scaly monster with wings and probably breathes fire.
Winter: Still called a "Wyvern," sir.
Ironwood: ...It seems we are at an impasse. Perhaps we should call Penny?
Winter: Unfortunately, sir, Penny isn't here.
Ironwood: Ah, that's right. She took leave. Where did she go?
Winter: She left this morning from the bullhead station, sir.
Ironwood: What bullhead did she leave on?
Winter: She didn't, sir.
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Theodore: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was a good one!
Xanthe: Headmaster, please, I'm begging you. Students are staring. I'm pretty sure he can hear you in Vale.
Theodore: It's funny, though, Rumpole! This kid comes outta nowhere, gets called a king, kills a dragon with a horse and spear, and now he's saying he's not a king to all these people!
Xanthe: It's not that funny.
Theodore: It's hilarious! Oh, I wanna fight him real bad! I've never punched a king before!
Xanthe: Sir, that'll cause an international incident.
Theodore: ...
Xanthe: You'll go to jail.
Theodore: ...
Xanthe: You won't be allowed to fight anymore.
Theodore: ...What about dueling? Would dueling be out of the question?
Xanthe: (Sighs)
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Jaune: No. No. That's not- Look, whatever beef Adam Taurus and I had was over that night we fought, okay?
Reporter: Beef! Ha! That's going in the paper!
Jaune: No! No! It's not like that!
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Lil Miss: (Via scroll) You havin' fun out there, girls?.
Melanie: Yes, Mom.
Lil Miss: Good. I'd hate to pay Roman another visit because he still can't take care of you.
Miltia: He's nothing, Mom.
Lil Miss: Nothin but trouble, you mean.
Roman: (Sighs)
Lil Miss: By the way, girls, just makin sure, but you know about that king nonsense goin on, right?.
Melanie: Yes, Mom.
Lil Miss: You girls stay away from all of that business, you hear me?.
Miltia: Aw, but he's so cute!
Lil Miss: And almost half your age, but that's not the point. The point is that boy king is nothin but trouble. Somethin bad is gonna happen to him, I just know it.
Roman: Yeah? And what do you know?
Lil Miss: Oh, you should know that by now, Roman. I know what I know, and I don't give hand-outs.
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Sienna: More tea?
Kali: No, thank you. (Sips tea) He's doing well, isn't he?
Ghira: They're eating him alive out there.
Sienna: Not even you were this bad in your first public speech, Ghira.
Kali: Really? What was he like?
Sienna: An absolute mess. I actually threw a tomato at him, and he started sniveling!
Ghira: I knew that was you in the crowd!
Sienna: He was going on about "managing our resources" and "not letting what we've gained go to waste"! I felt the mood called for ironic comedy.
Kali: Hahaha! That's so cute!
Ghira: You're both the worst. (Sniffs, Inhales) Promised myself I wouldn't cry.
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Jaune: No! No! I am not "seducing" anyone for a "progeny"! What the hell are you-?!
Jaune: Okay, you wanna know who I'm dating right now, since you're all so into these fairy tales?! Well, if it'll get you people to leave me and my family alone, then I'll tell you!
Jaune: My "queen" is a woman with bones as hard as iron- No, as steel! With a heart that pumps lightning through her veins! And her hair is a red and foreboding as a Blood Moon! And she has eyes that shine with a light that gleams and glimmers with lover's light! Oh, but here's the kicker! She flies! Yeah, that's right, she soars through the air, faster than any comet or shooting star in the sky! In a ball of green fi-
SHOOOOOOO-BOOM!
Jaune: (Coughs, Waves hand) What the...?
Lisa: Get a camera on him!
Cyril: Yes, ma'am!
Jaune: Wait... PENNY?!
Penny: (Blows dust away, Strikes a pose, Smiling, Pink eyes) I am here for my beloved!
Jaune: Ah... Crap-baskets...
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marcmarcmomarc · 2 months
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After the news of Rooster Teeth’s death, I decided to remake this post of Ruby telling the tale of RWBY+J’s time in the Ever After to the Remnant Alliance as another dose of RWBY positivity, once again inspired by this post by @pmpknsoup.
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(In Theodore’s office in Shade Academy at early evening, Team RWBY and Jaune face the main members of the Remnant Alliance.)
RUBY: Listen. Thanks, everyone, for your patience. It took a while to figure out how to tell you, and I know being left in the dark about our whereabouts over the remainder of the winter, the whole spring, and the summer has left you anxious, but now, I’ve decided it’s time to reveal what’s been going on. Miss Robyn Hill, I’ll need your Semblance to prove all of this correct.
ROBYN: Uh, okay.
(Robyn steps away from the group, removes her glove, and joins hands with Ruby. Her Semblance turns on and glows green with every piece of information Ruby gives.)
ROBYN: So what happened in the pocket dimension?
RUBY: Well, after I fell, I regained consciousness on a beach surrounded by giant seashells. I tried to hone in on a giant tree, but just ended up looping in circles. Eventually, I had to stop, then found a mouse trying to pull a plant out of the ground. I pulled the plant out for the mouse and fed them a cheese. After the mouse revealed that they could talk, I named them Little, and they decided to stay by my side as I tried to get home. Then we found Weiss and Blake captured in vines by a whole village of talking mice. It didn’t take much convincing to get them to let them go. Then we went to look for Yang and found a creepy Grimm-looking creature moving jerkily. And I mean very creepy. Then Yang came barreling out, already fighting the creature while missing her arm. Then Blake realized we were in our favorite childhood fairy tale, The Girl Who Fell Through the World.
(Confusion and wonder all around. “That fairy tale?” “The Ever After?” “It’s real?”)
OSCAR: That fairy tale actually happened? And the Ever After is real?
RUBY: Which meant the creepy Grimm-like creature was the Jabberwalker from that story. Also, Weiss had a very hard time wrapping her head around the Ever After’s absurdities.
(Weiss blushes with embarrassment.)
WEISS: Did not.
RUBY: Our hands are glowing green, Weiss. Robyn’s Semblance never fails. Then we went to the village in the Crimson Acre to barter with the Jinxy Peddler, who had stolen Yang’s arm, or “took something we weren’t looking at”, according to Little.
EMERALD: You met the Jinxy Peddler?
VELVET: Was he cute?
WEISS: Yeah.
RUBY: And, despite being older than he was in the book, his strategy was the same, selling treasures that are really other items in disguise. If my memory serves me right, he had a yellow scepter, a pink rabbit statue, and a marionette-like doll. Toy soldiers won the scepter, and we only got it back from them because Little tried stealing the marionette, exposing Jinxy’s treasures as fakes. The rabbit statue was another mouse, the scepter was Yang’s arm, and the marionette was one of Penny’s Floating Array swords. The soldiers followed us to arrest us for stealing Yang’s arm, or “royal property”, before I traded Penny’s sword, with a story of her being the greatest warrior to ever live. “She was touched by magic, and she gave her life for thousands. She took a message of hope to the stars, and she saw the world through better eyes.”
(The gang gets emotional, especially Winter and Pietro, who are comforted by their loved ones.)
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RUBY: The soldiers escorted us to the Crimson Castle for the birthday of who we thought was the Red King, but turned out to be the Red Prince, who was more of a spoiled brat than Weiss was at Beacon.
YANG: (nudging Weiss) Heh-heh.
RUBY: We challenged him to a game of chess, where he shrunk the girls to the size of chess pawns. Not that it hindered their performance against the Prince’s pawns. When we revealed that we’re humans and beat him, he threw a tantrum and wanted us beheaded, and the Curious Cat rescued us.
(More interested chatter. Nora gets giddy.)
NORA: The Curious Kitty?!
REN: Were they as chatty as the book made them out to be?
RUBY: Mm-hm. Not to mention easily distracted. Anyway, they took us to look for ingredients for a Growgurt Parfait in the Garden Acre, and we told them our life story, then they briefly distracted me with questions about how I’m supposed to save the world now that Salem has two out of four Relics and that Atlas is gone, making me lose them over and over again. After the third time, we met an herbalist, a caterpillar named Herb who seemed to be asking us questions to figure out what medicine he needed to make to help us. Reasonable, as too little medicine is useless, but too much medicine is toxic. Eventually Herb just decided to smoke a hookah for a bit and drugged us with leaves that made us see our past selves tempting us to “go back”. To be free. To be simple. To be whole. To be different. The other girls rejected and had already accepted their failures as something to learn from, but I almost gave in, before the Cat stopped me, then got Herb swallowed by a hole in the ground.
TAI: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. You guys did drugs?
QROW: Don’t let alcoholism be next, girls.
RUBY: Anyway, the Cat led us to a market to keep looking for the Parfait ingredients. Along the way, they told us about a process that occurs when an Afteran is no longer doing the assigned role that they are supposed to be, triggered by them losing their ways, wearing out, doubting themselves, or even just finishing their assigned tasks, upon which they are taken to the Great Tree and repurposed into someone or something else with a new identity, personality, and role. Their memories are erased in the process, but the heart very rarely forgets. They don’t die. They ascend.
(Such a concept catches the interest of the gang.)
REMNANT ALLIANCE: Ooh.
RUBY: And then, the market was attacked by Jabberwalkers using Neopolitan’s Semblance. Yeah, Neopolitan fell with us, too.
(The members of the Alliance who know who Neo was grow worried.)
REN: Uh-oh.
TAI: Neopolitan? Who’s that?
RUBY: Roman Torchwick’s parter. She’s held me responsible for his death at the Fall of Beacon and wanted me dead to avenge him.
RAVEN: Was she that chick I saved Yang from on the train on Mountain Glenn?
RUBY: Yep. Then I disposed of her by opening her umbrella on an Atlas airship in the sky during the Fall of Beacon. Apparently she survived that fall without any of those Grimm surrounding us eating her.
OSCAR: Team JNPR and I last fought her right after Ironwood declared us fugitives.
RUBY: Then she fought us in the pocket dimension between here and Solitas. Heck, she was the reason Yang, Blake, and I fell. Anyway, we had all of the ingredients for the Parfait, and the girls grew back to normal size just as we got assistance from the Rusted Knight riding his white rabbit.
WHITLEY: Did Weiss go goo-goo eyes the second she laid eyes on him? She had a crush on him when she was younger.
BLAKE: I think everyone had a crush on the Rusted Knight at some point.
RUBY: Well, things didn’t help when he turned out to be a grown-up Jaune with longer hair and a beard, who grabbed a fruit that sent him back in time twenty years right after he landed.
(The gang gasps at the new knowledge of the Rusted Knight being not only Jaune, of all people, but Jaune thrown backwards in time, grown older, and living without his friends for so long.)
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NORA: Oh, my Gods, Jaune!
JAUNE: I was stuck there isolated from other human contact, too.
YANG: Weiss certainly loved how mature he was.
RUBY: And the white rabbit was a jackalope Jaune named Juniper.
NORA: After his team? Aww!
RUBY: Then Jaune told us his perspective on the Tree, that he believed it was death, that Alyx backstabbed her brother Lewis, the author of the fairy tale, who wrote the story the way he wished it happened, and that the Cat couldn’t be trusted. Before long, we got caught in a “punderstorm”, which creates a physical manifestation of a mental or emotional problem. Jaune, Weiss, Juniper, and I were sent to metaphorical and literal crossroads, while Yang and Blake were sent to two broken, wooden, rickety bridges connected to a giant pillar that they could only make more planks to advance toward if they were honest about their feelings for each other. Yeah, Yang and Blake are girlfriends now.
(Everyone’s hearts melt, all proud for the Bees.)
REMNANT ALLIANCE: Aww!
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NORA: See, Ren? I told you there was more going on!
KALI: Our baby girl found love?
TAI: With my sunny little dragon?
RAVEN: Wow. She really is your daughter, Tai.
RUBY: Then the Cat bailed on us after mistaking us for selfishly using them to get home, and once the storm passed, Jaune let us spend the night in his house in the Origami Acre, then he introduced us the next morning to a village of paper stars called the Paper Pleasers whose purpose was finished and kept trying to go to the Tree to gain a new purpose, but Jaune had been stopping them for as long as he knew them. He also named them after all of us. On Jaune’s to-do list, I saw Ren, Ruby, Oscar, Nora, Neptune, and Pyrrha. Anyway, a Paper Pleaser told us that Jaune had nothing to worry about, that the Tree isn’t death, it’s rebirth. They were just listening to Jaune so as to not hurt his feelings. Then Neo’s Jabberwalkers attacked, and while we were distracted, the Paper Pleasers finally managed to off themselves via destroying the koi pond dam, then when the girls asked me to help comfort Jaune, I blew up at them for caring more about everyone else’s feelings or getting home, taking my mental health for granted and ignoring my problems…
(Everyone leans in anxiously. Things are getting even more interesting, but not in a good way.)
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(Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Jaune exchange looks of guilt.)
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RUBY: …then I ran away, came across the Abandoned Acre, and entered a random mansion, where Neo had made clone illusions of Roman Torchwick, Penny, Pyrrha, Professor Lionheart, Clover, Ozpin, and Ironwood, and used them to physically and psychologically abuse me, beating me up ruthlessly and blaming me for their deaths, and when the chaos was over, I felt no will to live or be myself anymore, not helped by Torchwick’s question: “Do you really think you can stand to watch more of your friends fall? Or are you ready to admit the truth, that the world would just be better off without you?”
(The gang regards Ruby with sorrow over her being trampled by her trauma. Ozpin can be heard sniffling.)
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RUBY: Then Neo offered me tea made from leaves from the Tree intended to wipe me from existence, then the Cat blasted her away, but then turned out to be evil and tried to possess me, while revealing that they had been trying to wear me down, then Neo fought them off and stomped Little to death, then I finally gave in, drank the tea, offing myself, and got swallowed by the Tree.
YANG: (tearing up) Oh, Rubes.
RUBY: Then I met a Blacksmith, who I also found at the market, or, rather, she found me, and then she presented me with a choice to either change my identity or be myself. I saw my mom’s weapon and was treated to a vision of the night she left with Raven on another one of Ozpin’s secret missions and never came back.
(Tai turns accusingly at Raven.)
TAI: Raven?
YANG: She lied? She left with you?
RAVEN: Yeah… Hey, like I said to her, “First time for everything.”
(The gang gives her a look.)
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RAVEN: Really? Sheesh. Tough crowd.
HARE: (to Ruby) Wait. What did you say your mother’s name was again?
RUBY: Summer.
HARE: (muttering) So, her uncle is Qrow, her father is Taiyang, and her sister’s mother is Raven. All are members of Team STRQ. Summer, Summer, Summer… (out loud) Summer Rose, the leader of Team STRQ, was your mother?
REMNANT ALLIANCE (walla): Summer?…Summer Rose?…The previous silver-eyed Huntress?…That’s Summer Rose’s daughter?
RUBY: Yeah. And then, I finally remembered my mom’s words, “I love you just the way you are,” and chose to be myself. And I. Came. Back, and helped the girls fight the Cat. And we won.
(Cheers and applause all around.)
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RUBY: And then Neo killed the Cat with the Jabberwalkers, who, by the way, are the only creatures to prevent Ascension if they eat Afterans.
BLAKE: On my count, there were a whopping five of them.
REMNANT ALLIANCE (walla): Five?…Five of them?…Five Jabberwalkers?
SUN: Talk about overkill.
ELM: (after doing the multiplication math in her head) That’s gotta be over ninety teeth!
RUBY: And, according to the girls, Neo was possessed by the Cat, and she chose to accept Torchwick’s death and undergo her own Ascension. Oh, and Little ascended, too, into who we called Somewhat, and succeeded Jaune as the protector of the Ever After. By then, we had made it to the Tree by coming to terms with the truth, we’ll never be perfect, that even the most skilled Huntsmen and Huntresses have failed, and we walked through the door back home, landed inside the plane of the Tree, and met the Blacksmith again at her workshop. When we noticed two statues of the Brother Gods, she told us their backstory. That the Ever After was overfilled with plants and dangerous wildlife in its primordial years, but the Brothers were created to clear it out. Then they created the Afterans as well as the different acres for them to live in. They designed new creations that would replace them in maintaining the Ever After. This was how the Cat was created. They later created the Jabberwalker as a form of destruction. However, the two disagreed on whether it disrupted the balance or not and began to wage war.
OSCAR AND OZPIN: (both scoff) What else is new?
RUBY: The Blacksmith told us how balance isn’t supposed to be two opposing forces locked in battle; balance is an ecosystem, an organism, and a living thing, thus balance isn’t restored with force or manipulation, it’s restored naturally, requiring love and patience to see it through to the end. The Gods got to Remnant because the Ever After created a door to a “greater beyond” for them, so they can leave and experiment in creating new worlds as much as they like.
NORA: (snickering) So the Tree basically said, “You think you have life sorted out? Then get out of my house”?
RUBY: Pretty much.
(Everyone laughs at the Brother Gods basically being kicked out of the house by their “mommy”. Some Gods they are.)
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YANG: (wiping a tear) Oh, my Gods, that’s such a hilarious way of looking at it. Thanks, Nora.
RUBY: Anyway, the Blacksmith told us that we have impacted the Ever After significantly; just like Somewhat, Alyx, and Lewis, and that the Cat caused a bad impact. Then she de-aged Jaune, but let him keep his memories, which explains the white streak in his hair, and made us a portal in the desert on the outskirts of the city, and now you’re all caught up.
(Ruby lets go of Robyn’s hand. The freedom fighter rejoins the rest of the Alliance.)
RUBY: So, I’m happy to announce that I’m not giving up the fight to save the world anytime soon. No longer will we be putting the entire burden of the world’s safety on one individual, for we are Team Remnant, led by us, Team RWBY!
REMNANT ALLIANCE (walla): Yes!…Great!…Alright!…Thank goodness…Welcome back, Ruby…Good to have you back, kid…Way to go, Ruby!…That’s my girl!
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YANG: We’re so proud of you, Ruby.
RUBY: Thanks, guys. You and your support mean the world to me. And I’m just as proud to call you guys family. All of you.
(Everyone looks at Ruby with warmed hearts.)
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Starring the voices of:
Lindsay Jones as Ruby Rose
Cristina Vee as Robyn Hill
Aaron Dismuke as Oscar Pine
Kara Eberle as Weiss Schnee
Katie Newville as Emerald Sustrai
Caiti Ward as Velvet Scarlatina
Barbara Dunkelman as Yang Xiao Long
Samantha Ireland as Nora Valkyrie
Neath Oum as Lie Ren
Burnie Burns as Taiyang Xiao Long
Jason Liebrecht as Qrow Branwen
Anna Hullum as Raven Branwen
Howard Wang as Whitley Schnee
Arryn Zech as Blake Belladonna
Miles Luna as Jaune Arc
Tara Platt as Kali Belladonna
Anairis Quiñones as Harriet Bree
Michael Jones as Sun Wukong
Dawn M. Bennett as Elm Ederne
Shannon McCormick as Professor Ozpin
Additional Voices:
Sena Bryer as May Marigold
Ashley Burns as Coco Adel
Tiana Camacho as Glynda Goodwitch
Cam Clarke as Bartholomew Oobleck
Michele Everheart as Fiona Thyme
Dave Fennoy as Dr. Pietro Polendina
Gavin Free as Scarlet David
Caitlin Glass as Willow Schnee
Lauren Landa as Carmella Lindt
Mick Lauer as Marrow Amin
Cherami Leigh as Ilia Amitola
Marissa Lenti as Joanna Greenleaf
Joe MacDonald as Yatsuhashi Daichi
Aaron Marquis as Nolan Porfirio
Elizabeth Maxwell as Winter Schnee
Lani Minella as Rowena Sunnybrook
Max Mittelman as Fox Alistair
Josh Ornelas as Sage Ayana
Anthony Sardinha as Peter Port
Kerry Shawcross as Neptune Vasilias
Keith Silverstein as Professor Theodore
Melissa Sternenberg as Maria Calavera
J. Michael Tatum as Klein Sieben
Kent Williams as Ghira Belladonna
Anne Yatco as Xanthe Rumpole
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madmanwonder · 4 months
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Prompt
College Teacher AU
Jaune Arc X Xanthe Rumpole. Many say that even though she argues with Jaune alot... they are more like a married couple. So Nora has this test to prove it.
Love Calculator Meme
Love Calculator Result of Jaune Arc & Xanthe Rumpole:
❤️81% - Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Jaune Arc and Xanthe Rumpole has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.
X-xx-X
"Student" Nora: Look like you and Mr.Arc are more compatible than you realized, Professor Rumpole~
Xanthe jaw dropped to the floor as she look at the result of the Love Calucator and to the taller man who was grinning and blushing all bashful and shy as if he didn't think their compatibility were that high in the first place.
Xanthe: Un...real!
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dragynkeep · 11 months
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this is also the ugliest fucking character design ive ever heard
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13thalcoragent · 2 years
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I BURN
Blake: There it is now…It’s so massive…When it hits, I don’t think anything will be left of this Kingdom…
Xanthe: What is that?
Theodore: Aah, a falling star! The Most Wicked and Evilest Grimm Queen must be desperate!
Rowena: This can’t be happening! Why is there a flaming ball of death descending upon us?!
Xanthe: What do we do? Do we run and evacuate everyone?
Yang: No, there’s not enough time even if we tried…I see. Now I understand. So this is what they were talking about, my purpose in this life. It was all so that I could strike back against that witch!
Blake: Yang?
Yang: Jaune, the new effects of your Semblance still remain untested. Now is the time for you to demonstrate them to their fullest.
Jaune: What do you want me to do?
Yang: Take my hand and say only one thing: “I entrust this body to you—”.
Ruby: Now I get it, Sis…
Weiss: What did you just say?
Ruby: With the fall of Atlas, we no long have a way to defend against or destroy something as utterly destructive as a meteor strike. But Yang’s Semblance allows her to absorb hits from her opponents to power herself up and attack with greater strength. The more powerful the attack, the stronger her resulting counterattack will be. If she can do that in the air, before the meteor has a chance to strike…she might just be able to destroy it before it hits the ground…
Weiss: Whoa! Wait a dang minute! Are you suggesting she fly up there and let that thing HIT her?!
Yang: Don’t worry, Snow Angel. A tremendous obstacle such as this is perfect for me to show off the strength of my Semblance.
Weiss: You can’t! That thing will completely annihilate your Soul!
Yang: *nervously chuckles* We won’t know until I’ve tried! Regardless, there’s no time to debate the matter. We don’t have long before that blasted thing arrives.
Ruby: …Jaune!
Jaune: *takes Yang’s hand* I entrust this body to you…
Yang & Jaune: *their Souls merge and begin shining like the Sun*
Yang: Hraaaaaahhh!!! I feel it! I can feel the power of our bond flowing within me! *jumps and rockets into the sky at an astonishing speed*
Emerald: She really jumped?!
Neo: Chirp?!
Ruby: That’s no ordinary leap. She’s being propelled by a truly massive eruption of Aura!
SKY
Yang: Now’s the time for me to send this thing flying! People of Remnant! Open your eyes, and turn your gaze upwards! This leap is the very pinnacle of Human Potential! It is the irrational act that will triumph over this obstacle! The wings of freedom! If this ball of death means to destroy us all, then I too shall become a star—a burning star that lights the world with hope! Graaaaaahhh! *collides with the meteor*
VACUO
Blake: She really did take it head on?! No!
Weiss: Dang it, why’d she crash into it?! She could’ve deflected it or something, so she wouldn’t get so hurt…
Ruby: No…She was prepared for this. For her Semblance to be at its most powerful…she would need to be at her most gravely injured…
SKY
Yang: Hahahahaha! Wonderful! This pain is wonderful! This pain is life! I can feel my power about to explode! I BURN!!! *punches the meteor, destroying it*
MONSTRA MK II
Tyrian: Th-th-this can’t be right! Where did these children get a surface-to-air weapon…?!
Salem: No, they have no such weapon. This must be the work of one of Ozpin’s Guardians. Remember this sight well, Tyrain. This is the true face of our new enemy.
VACUO
Rowena: Aaah!
Blake: Incredible…The entire mass is completely evaporated!
Weiss: She really did it…But where is she now?
Ruby: There! I can see she falling back down!
Weiss: Tch, that big dolt!
Yang: *falls through several Glyphs, slowing her down, before crashing into the ground*
Yang: …Oh, hello, Ice Queen…Did you catch me with those trusty Glyphs of yours?
Weiss: Cut the crap! All the people you stirred up like a idiot were watching you, you know! Can’t just smash face-first into the ground. You’re supposed to at least land on your feet! Heck, you shouldn’t be falling at all. You’re supposed to land properly, no matter what! That’s…that’s just what you gotta do, all right?
Ruby: Sis, these wounds are…
Jaune: …Yes. I’m afraid Yang’s Soul isn’t going to last much longer…
Yang: Haha, your words cut deep, Weiss. I should expect as much from someone as uptight as you.
Weiss: Who are you calling uptight?! It’s not fair, saying stuff like that at a time like this! You’re all banged up…Nowhere left for me to even hit you!
Yang: Go ahead. I’m sure…I’d actually feel it…this time.
Theodore: Miss Xiao Long, are you…leaving us?
Yang: Hahaha, course not. I’ll never truly be gone. Not as long as you keep me alive within your heart…That’s all I ask…my friends… *fades into dust*
Rowena: *sniffles*
Xanthe: Miss Xiao Long…I can’t believe she did all that to save us…to save Vacuo…
Ruby: …We shouldn’t cry. We mustn’t. She would not want us to be sad because of her. She would have wanted us to smile and Keep Moving Forward!
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doomatnight · 7 months
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Fox tied down to his bed, gagged and blindfolded as Miss Rumpole decides its time to do a routine checkup on her students
Blindfolded Fox?
Seriously?
Content: Age Gap, Bondage, Teacher/Student
Rumpole loved CFVY very much, especially how cute and polite Fox was. He always helped her out and was quite the flirt, so imagine her luck when he offered her a wonderful night.
She entered her quarters, finding Fox tied to the bed with him gagged and a note on the bed stand, “It took me a while to convince Yatsu to help me with this, I hope you enjoy.”
And enjoy she did, bouncing up and down on his cock, grinding on it and loving how he throbbed inside of her and filled her with so much cum.
Boy toy, unlocked lol
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End of December Goal for my Models
Okay I got about 29 days to make these... I have no chance of doing all 40 Models so I'm reducing it to a hand full I aim to make
1.) Twilight Sparkle (MLP)
2.) Eve Taurus
3.) Ilulu (Dragon Maid)
4.) Venti (Genshin Impact)
5.) Astolfo (Fate Series)
6.) Louise (Familar of Zero)
7.) Ann Greene (Beacon's Stealth & Security Teacher)
8.) Xanthe Rumpole (Shade's History Teacher)
I doubt I'll manage all eight of them but I'd be content with just getting half done
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armenianwriterman · 1 year
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So as you all have probably seen by now, in the other day during the RWBY Roundtable, CRWBY have mentioned that there is gonna be over 100 characters (!) in volume 10. Therefore, I have decided to list all the characters by how likely they are to appear here based on their appearances in the books or otherwise guessing.
Definitely: Arlsan Altan, Blake Belladonna, Bolin Hori, Cinder Fall, Coco Adel, Dew Gayl, Elm Ederne, Emerald Sustrai, Fiona Thyme, Fox Alistair, Gwen Darcy, Harriet Bree, Jaune Arc, Joanna Greenleaf, Klein Sieben, Lie Ren, Maria Calavera, Marrow Amin, May Marigold, Mercury Black, Nadir Shiko, Nebula Violette, Neptune Vasilias, Nolan Porifino, Nora Valkyrie, Octavia Ember, Oscar Pine, Ozpin, Pietro Polendina, Qrow Branwen, Reese Chloris, Robyn Hill, Ruby Rose, Sage Anaya, Salem, Scarlet David, Sun Wukong, Theodore, Tyrian Callows, Velvet Scarletina, Weiss Schnee, Whitley Schnee, Willow Schnee, Winter Schnee, Xanthe Rumpole, Yang Xiao Long, Yatsuhashi Daichi
Possible: Ambrosius, Argento Pocoron, August Caspian, Bertilak Celadon, Bianca Prisma, Camilla, Carmine Escalados, Ciel Soleil, Curious Cat, Edward Caspain, Flynt Coal, Ghira Belladonna, Gillian Austrias, "Green", Henry Marigold, Ilia Amitola, Ivori, Ivy Thickety, Jabberwalker, Jinn, Kali Belladonna, King of Vale, Kobalt, Little, Neon Katt, Neopolitan, Olive Gashley, Penny Polendina (Yep still got my clown shoes on here), Raven Branwen, Roane Ashwood, Rosa Schewin, Ruda Tilleroot, Slate, Summer Rose, Taiyang Xiao Long, Umber Gorgoneion, Zwei
Unlikely: Adam Taurus, Adrian Cotta-Arc, Amber, Amonico Glass, An Ren, Arrastra Skye, Arthur Watts, Asher Mora, Atlas Pilot, Bartholomew Oobleck, Bram Thornmane, Brawnz Ni, Captain, Cardin Winchester, Carmel Vanille, Caroline Cordovin, Clover Ebi, Corsac Albain, Dee, Deery, Dove Bronzewing, Dudley, Fenix Nemean, Fennec Albain, First Mate, Forest, Fria, Glynda Goodwitch, God of Darkness, God of Light, Hanlon Fifestone, Hazel Rainart, Higanbana Waitress, Jacques Schnee, James Ironwood, Jax Austrias, Jimmy Vanille, Junior Xiong, Leonardo Lionheart, Li Ren, Lil Miss Malachite, Lisa Lavender, Mata, May Zedong, Melanie Malachite, Merlot, Miltia Malachite, Nicholas Schnee, Nubuck Guards, Olive Harper, Perry, Peter Port, Pyke Rite, Pyrrha Nikos, Rhodes, Roman Torchwick, Roy Stallion, Russel Thrush, Saber Rodentia, Saphron Cotta-Arc, Shay D Mann, Shion Zaiden, Shopkeep, Sienna Khan, Sky Lark, Sleet, The Hound, Tock, Trifa, Tukson, Vernal, Vine Zeki, White Fang Lieutenant, Yuma
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blueinkjpeg · 3 years
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Okay so obviously RWBY chibi is known for foreshadowing major events in RWBY and with the new shorts we’ve already had Winter saying that her sister would jump off a cliff for her which duh, is a v8 callback. And then we have Cinder saying
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“She (Coco) will burn!”
And a lot of people- including me, are theorizing that Cinder’s gonna kill Coco in upcoming seasons. But then I thought, why would Cinder want Coco dead? She’s a minor character?? It could just be that Coco was in her lane of fire and got burned- a “wrong place at the wrong time” sort of thing. But then I thought: “why does Cinder want anyone dead?” Aside from Ruby and her team, Cinder only wants the maidens dead. And in this line, Cinder insinuates that shes jealous of Coco, or something Coco has (being cool) that Cinder is not as good at.
Coco’s introduction is:
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Alluding to summer vacation. This is the first time she has been seen in Chibi, as well as the first time she has been seen since v3. So if anything in chibi was going to be significant for Coco, it would be alluded to here.
You can probably already see where I’m going with this. If Coco is revealed to be the summer maiden, she would be in the same place (Shade Academy, we know she’s there because of the CVFY novels) at the same time as Winter, who had just gotten her maiden powers three minutes ago. Coco has presumably been training for months now and has much more experience than Winter, so Winter’s line here:
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“Child! I demand that you reveal your secrets at once!”
... Suddenly makes sense! Whoever the Summer maiden ends up being- if theyre alive and well and in shade academy- of course they’re going to be training Winter, so of course if Coco were the summer maiden, she would be showing her the ropes.
As to how Coco would get the maiden powers- many who have read the CVFY novels speculate that Professor Rumpole is the current Summer maiden. She’s a powerful huntress and Theodore’s right hand, so it would make sense. Coco often mentions how amazing she thinks Rumpole is. Rumpole also trust and respects Coco.
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So if anything bad happened to Rumpole after Before the Dawn and before v9, it would make sense for the powers to go to Coco.
Though this also insinuates that Cinder is going to kill her and take the Summer maiden powers. So uh.... 😬
So my point is:
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🕯.
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🕯 Summer maiden Coco 🕯
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Also,,,, uh:
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“I hate it when there’s nothing I can do to help!”
So how do we think she’s gonna die folks 😐😬😬
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sailorb00 · 2 years
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And here's an updated version of my fan design formProfessor Rumpole ⚜
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howlingday · 1 year
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Gillian: I don't care how blue his eyes are, or how his pants form well to his shape, or how built he is! I am not attracted to jaune arc!
Jax: ...
Carmine: ...
Theodore: ...
Jaune: (Clears his throat, Blushing)
Xanthe: And, once again, Ms. Asturias, no such allegations were made.
Gillian: (Huffing, Blushing)
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marcmarcmomarc · 5 days
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“Being back with my team helps, even though things aren’t the same. Ren and Nora have their own thing they’re working through, and I’m not the same boy they knew. I’m the Rusted Knight. Nora loves reminding people of that, by the way.”
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therealmofamorus · 4 months
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Original Male Crossovers Stud College Teacher AU
Is it true that you are wearing the elf costume now Professor Rumpole?
Xanthe wearing a elf costume that hugs her insanely stacked body like a glove.
Xanthe: *Seething* Fuck…You~!
Glaring holes at the laughing blonde vulpine-featured of a fool
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madmanwonder · 4 months
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Crossover College Teacher- Homeroom Teacher AU
What would happen if Professor Naruto brought Professor Xanthe under the mistletoe so he can pick her up and kiss her in front of her students? Would she push back or kiss back?
Xanthe would 'try' to push back...but end up kissing back to him proving once and for all she had the feeling for the overly optimistic fool
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