#a nerd girl and a horse girl - very intimidating

[zarla-s]

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Never know when a flashback will strike! Although actually Gaster had a pretty good idea that it was likely going in. He actually kept it together pretty well until the laughing started.

I was going to have one of the other ladies in there with Jockey and Mousey, but Hunter doesn’t like books, Smoker’s a grouch, and Charger wouldn’t laugh that much. So I went through my old sketches and found one of Jockey’s nerd friends who died in the zombie apocalypse, Lorelei. She’s happy to be here!

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#undertale #handplates #gaster #asgore #ladyverse #jockey #mousey #z art #z comic #you better read those books gaster! actually asgore as well #i thought 'oh this will be one without text that's rare' and then it turned out to have a ton of it oops #a nerd girl and a horse girl - very intimidating #quiet in the library! #asgore snapping him out of it also helped since he knew asgore was safe at that point #i should be asleep and instead i'm drawing maudlin comics about font skeletons gdit what is my life

[volturialice]

ok I wasn't gonna do this twilight advent thing because y'all know I'm Not Great at consistent participation but if it's Jasper's Hobbies Day I obviously have to weigh in so here goes

listen. the important thing to keep in mind about jasper is that he's boring. he's soooooooo boring. he has all the tastes and proclivities of a middle-aged dad. just utterly bland dadcore taste in everything. I have this little remix snippet of one of @goldeneyedgirl's human alice/vampire jasper stories where even in human!teen!alice's wildest, horniest fantasies she can't imagine him as a peer or cool fellow teen and instead casts him as a 45-year-old nerdy professor.

which is what makes SUCH a hilarious contrast with his anything-but-boring background of violence and drama. he's kind of a jon snow-esque character in that his skills do not at all line up with his desires. by age 25 or so his only real want is to be Left Alone and yet life will not stop putting him in Situations. even when he manages to escape the cycle of violence, he ends up brother to the Main Character and husband to the World's #1 Meddler And Architect of Situations. even if alice were not an irrepressibly active person who loves nothing more than Doing Things, she's so overpowered that she creates international political incidents just by existing. jasper will never truly know a moment's peace and that's so funny and delightful.

but when he does get a moment's peace, here's what he'd like to do with it:

I agree with the canon/fanon that he's into scholarly pursuits like philosophy and history. I think history-wise he often overlaps rosalie's interest in technological history, because he blinked and missed the entire industrial revolution. I mean, he went from being human during a time without indoor plumbing to rejoining society around the time of stuff like the Space Race and the development of nuclear weapons! that's bound to pique anybody's interest. the rate of technological development is so much faster now! I can see him spending long hours talking with rose about robotics and space exploration and the future of green energy. I think he likes the logistics side of engineering because of the emphasis on efficiency and elegant solutions.

he's also happy to take all the Crime hobbies from carlisle. a whole new area of strategy where he gets to pull out all the stops and use his intimidation skills but doesn't even have to kill anyone!! what a rollicking good time.

I also agree with the fanon that as a human, jasper was a total Horse Girl who liked animals. as a vampire I can see that manifesting as an interest in conservation and biodiversity, or sustainable agriculture.

also as a human, he's very into athletic pursuits. his natural talent is for team sports and even coaching, but his interests lie more in the direction of stuff like swimming and climbing and martial arts—anything with a big emphasis on self-discipline and improvement.

in terms of the cullen family dynamic, his extreme patience means he's also voted #1 Most Likely To End Up Helping Other People With Their Hobbies. esme needs a hand with construction or renovation? he's there. rosalie needs someone to stand around and act as a car jack for hours? that's a jasper task (emmett would be her first choice except that he always gets bored and ends up trying to distract and seduce her, which inevitably works.)

the only people who can ever really coax jasper out of the dadcore mold are alice and especially emmett. emmett is a veritable genius for tapping into jasper's secret petty side. he can transform that jaded ex-war criminal nerd into a stupid goofy teenage oaf in 3.5 seconds, usually by goading him into some kind of competition. whenever they invent new games like Emmett And Jasper Ultimate MegaChess together, jasper tries to focus on developing a complex system of rules and emmett provokes him to smash right through them and play. ditto when it comes to things like pranking edward (pranks involve a lot of strategy and skill ok. they're totally a mature grown-up activity!!)

I think when he and alice first joined the cullens, jasper had lowkey forgotten how to have hobbies and considered them frivolous. until he saw how much joy and fulfillment alice got out of her hobbies and realized he'd better find some of his own or he was gonna feel lost and clingy. luckily for him these megarich vampires who never sleep have nothing but time and resources on their hands, and were happy to help him find some!

#jasper hale #meta #jalice and rosemmett if you squint #long post //

[lesbianrobin]

howdy em, any advice for focusing on studies instead of my hobbies? I love my fandom blurbs so much but sometimes it’s to my downfall xp

babes i appreciate your high opinion of me but i am SO not the bitch to ask. i'm literally terrible at time management and focusing on boring shit FKVJDJD but here's some stuff that sorta works for me. sorta.

incorporate your interests into your schoolwork whenever possible. obviously this is gonna be a task of varying difficulty depending on the assignment and what you're studying, but if you Can write your paper about stranger things or create a fun visual project in photoshop to display your data or whatever, you're gonna be more motivated to work.

sorta on that note you know that thing where you read a fanfic and it's like so incredibly obvious that the author works in a specific field or has expertise with a specific thing? you could be that author. if you can't incorporate your interests into your work, try incorporating your work into your interests! idk about you but i definitely have more fun and feel more motivated when i'm researching for a fic than i do when i'm just doing a random assigned reading. as you study, you might keep a list in the back of your mind of ways that this could potentially benefit a future fic or whatever to keep you engaged.

i personally once made a stranger things gifset to explain the history of color in film to procrastinate studying for my film history final and guess what! i was actually just studying for my film history final! in a weird ass nerd way!!

be flexible with your studies. i typically write at least 50% of any given assignment on my phone, because i'll get ideas at random moments or seize small pieces of downtime throughout the day to get work done. it can be helpful to designate certain times and spaces for schoolwork, but in my own personal experience, sometimes that can make the whole thing feel much more intimidating, and i won't get any more work done than i would have while typing on my phone in bed. i also find that restricting schoolwork to a specific time/place makes me view it as more of an obligation, when the truth is that i love what i study! i love to learn! so, i try to treat my studies as a hobby whenever possible. my fic and paper writing processes are nearly identical, and i think that helps in easing some of the pressure and dread that might accompany the thought of Writing A Paper.

this one is boring but just. reward yourself when you do focus on your studies! when i used to pull late nights in undergrad to get my work done on time, i would often take a trip to sonic when i was around halfway through with my work, for both a brain reset and a little reward. the first time i did it, i just didn't have any food for dinner in my apartment, but it quickly became a ritual that made me look forward to getting work done.

study in public when possible. this one sounds so stupid but literally the power of knowing that anybody around you in the starbucks or library or whatever could see you on tumblr/ao3/etc is NOT to be underestimated! i am a very insecure and self conscious person and i use this to my advantage. would you rather that cool-looking girl at the table next to you see you thoughtfully annotating marx or scrolling aimlessly through ao3? think about it.

ok that's like most of it i guess! but in all honestly i am still figuring it out myself. i think the key is just to keep on trying. it takes time to figure out what works for you and what doesn't, and there are gonna be times when you screw up and make a poor choice that backfires. instead of thinking about how much you suck, or writing it off entirely, look at these instances as opportunities to learn and consider how you might set yourself up to make better choices in the future.

anyway i'll get off my high horse and shut up now LMAO thank you for like thinking i am smart enough to come to with such a question. good luck!

#asks #also howdy ✌🏻 #em talks

[quilleth]

10 please :D (and maybe also14 for Elisabeth and any other 7KPP gals you may have in the wings)

Hehe thank you for asking!!

10) Free Space #1: Which of your OCs would be most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse? Which would die immediately?

Since you didn't specify characters for this one I'll do it for whoever comes to mind!

Survive: Elisabeth, surprisingly, and mostly from a combination of being a plant nerd and therefore being able to figure out food and medicine for things when needed, and sheer dumb luck xD

Mercutio, because he is sneaky and devious and not above throwing other people under the bus to save his own skin. He might feel a little bad about it later on, but his survival has always been his focus.

Foxglove, because honestly, they probably didn't realise it was happening and tend to avoid places where there are a lot of people on principle.

Toby, depending on how the virus works, again, likely because she's out at sea and not around highly populated areas for it to get to her or her crew. But she'd be VERY upset about it if it did come for her crew.

Die: Sadly, Noah, because of his health issues and also because he has a tendency to wander off and explore things as the fancy strikes him and would be unlucky enough to run into a hoard :(

Vanora, likewise, has the attention span of a goldfish and a lackadaisical attitude about her own personal safety and probably ends up thinking she can handle things and ends up getting bitten trying to fight some zombies off. Unfortunately, she'd probably also try to hide that fact which would not bode well for anyone.

Annabelle. Just....this girl has negative survival skills. Do not put her into situations.

14) How does your character feel about riding horses (or your world’s closest approximation of a horse if it lacks horses)?

Elisabeth's pre-Summit experience with horses is probably the one old work pony around the estate that is like half work pony and half mild mannered babysitter. She finds larger horses kind of intimidating (but also likes feeling tall), and isn't the most skilled rider, so she wouldn't go above a slow canter at most, but she doesn't have strong feelings on them either way. Would prefer walking, though. She is more indignant about someone hurting the horse than she is about someone doing so to try to hurt her xD

Enid is an avid sportswoman and accomplished rider. Spoils her horses rotten, and probably gives them silly food names like Biscuit and Scone or something. She is absolutely convinced she could do better at picking horses for people and probably would tell the stablehands so, if she didn't have an internal voice reminding her to mind her manners. Zarad, of course, hears it all when he approaches her at the end of the ride xD

Annabelle likes the idea of horses, and likes feeding the ones at the palace apples and sugar cubes and when the stablehands let her braid their tails and manes or brush them. She might be able to ride sidesaddle at a walk, and probably thinks this is very daring and impressive (it's not). After the group ride, firmly comes down on they are very pretty to look at, but no thank you, she does not wish to ride one any time soon!

Toby *could* ride. If she really wanted to. Which she mostly doesn't, thank you very much. She thinks they're pretty, but silly and skittish, and they can tell and are not amused.

Jienne dislikes how large they are and how sharp their hooves look and is absolutely holding her reins in a death grip the entire ride, which really only cements in her mind that horses are very much not for her.

Alvida is somewhere between Jienne and Toby. She *could* ride, if she wanted, but also horses are so very large, and she is so very short, that she always feels she looks ridiculous at every point of the process. She would much prefer a carriage or walking.

Noah likes horses, and he's had more interaction with them pre-Summit than Elisabeth. Unfortunately, he is not a particularly skilled rider either. In large part because he's a little anxious about it, and he always seems to get the ones who sense this, but instead of going into school pony mode, go into "I can get away with SO much chaos" mode. He's probably still trying to get his horse to please STOP eating everything in sight and just WALK when Elisabeth is dealing with the horse shenanigans during the group ride and only catches up after his horse decides to see what all the fuss is about xD But he keeps trying! Maybe it'll work out someday!

#ask games #elisabeth of jiyel #noah of jiyel #toby of hise #mercutio the bard #foxglove the warlock #vanora #unicorn princess annabelle #widow alvida #countess enid

[carriagelamp]

The books I read while clinging to sanity by my fingertips. I didn't get enough read during either month to warrant their own posts, I was just too busy and way too stressed, so here's my November and December reads combined.

The Animal Rescue Agency: Cast File: Little Claws

I’ve been on an Eliot Schrefer kick, though so far I haven’t read anything that topped Queer Ducks for me. This was a very cute youth novel about the dashing Esquire Fox, who runs the Animal Rescue Agency, who are sworn to help any animal in need. In this first case, Esquire — and her fussy rooster friend, Mr Pepper — find themselves adventuring out into the arctic to rescue a baby polar bear from a sinister poacher.

The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

I’ve seen this book celebrated but didn’t really know much about it. I bought it on a whim, wanting something cosy to read, and it delivered. It’s a collection of little passages that form a loose narrative, and is centred around being a positive, uplifting view of life. It occasionally feels a little trite, but ultimately if you’re willing to take it for what it is without being overly critical, it was a very charming experience. It has an old-fashioned Winnie-the-Pooh vibe, and the artistry of each page is lovely, so combining that with very gentle and loving affirmations it makes a nice book to sit under a blanket and read on a rainy day.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

My mom found her old, original copy of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang from when she was a kid, and since this was something I had been meaning to read for years I decided now was the time. You can definitely see Ian Fleming’s fingerprints all over it — who doesn’t love a cool, gadget-y, semi-sentient car in a battle against horrible mobsters? Add some explosions, a bit of flying, and a sweet shop theft, it really is a fun little adventure. Very different from the film, but both are good in their own unique ways.

A Christmas Carol

I love reading a Christmas novel in December but it was way too busy for me to do anything new or complex this year, so I decided to reread A Christmas Carol. You really can’t go wrong with it, Dicken’s turns of phrase and the way he portrays humanity is wonderful and it just pulls you right in. It’s such a quick, fun read that I really do recommend anyone who enjoys the films to give it a try — it’s not as intimidating as it might seem.

Failed Princesses v6

Finally, the last volume of the series! It was very overdramatic but in a quintessentially shoujo way. If you’ve ever wanted an almost cliche shoujo, but with lesbians, then this is the series for you. It starts with two very different girls — a prep and a nerd, essentially — finding themselves pushed together and slowly developing a friendship as they try to understand the other’s point of view and way of living life. As the series progresses, so do their feelings for one another.

Fortunately, the Milk

An absolutely hilarious novella about a father and his excuses for being a little late getting home from the shop with the milk his kids need for breakfast. Obviously it’s not because he got chatting with a friend, no, he was definitely dedicatedly on his way home, absolutely determined to save his children’s milk-less breakfast, only to be abducted by aliens… and it gets sillier from there. A very fast, very adorable read; it had me grinning the whole way through.

The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

This was a series I remember loving as a kid but haven’t seen since. I stumbled across the first book again and decided to see if it stood up to what I remembered. In some ways it very much did! It’s about Hank, a cowdog who takes his job as Head Of Ranch Security very seriously… but unfortunately does have the intelligence of an average dog and more often than not gets himself into a lot of fuss and bother. It’s a fun mystery adventure, written to mimic a jaded private eye and the humour that a child might miss comes through for any adults reading it. Unfortunately, they’re portrayal of First Nations oh, sorry, I mean coyotes, is seriously very, very uncomfy. Like, deeply racist. So… probably wouldn’t recommend, leave it as a childhood memory.

Nintendo Adventure Books: Leaping Lizards

My brother has an old copy of a Nintendo choose your own adventure book so we decided to sit down and play it over the holidays. Written in the Super Mario Bros 3 era, this book is just completely buckwild, and the results of your choices are completely bizarre. Did it make sense? No. Was it well written? Also no. Did we laugh a lot while reading it though? Yes, it was a blast.

Orphaned

More Eliot Schrefer. This story is about a young gorilla named Snub, who lived back in prehistoric Africa and had never seen a human before… until catastrophe strikes and she finds herself separated from her family and forced to care for her little brother as these strange human creatures stalk the trees. But when Snub sees the humans violently cast out one of their own, she has a challenging decision to make. Schrefer really seems to know what he’s talking about when it comes to animals, and I like how this book is handled. It’s not a “talking animal” book, and he does a great job of portraying the world as a young gorilla like Snub might perceive it.

My Father’s Dragon

It’s been turned into a Netflix film, so of course I had to go find the book before watching the movie. The book was charming, and had that very classic 1940s kidlit vibe. Did not bother explaining any of the weirdness, just a had a fun time taking you on an adventure to Wild Island, where the narrator’s father sets about with only his cunning and a strange mishmash of supplies to try to rescue a young dragon who had been enslaved by the other animals.

Prince of Song & Sea

I was hesitant about this book — I was never a huge Little Mermaid fan and every Disney prequel, sequel, triquel is wearing on me — but I’m pretty much willing to follow Linsey Miller wherever she intends to go. And I was pleased that I did. This book focuses on the story of Disney’s Little Mermaid as told from Prince Eric’s point of view, but with a bunch of new world building and twists built into it. In this version, Ursula is a much more pervasive and threatening force, and Eric has to figure out how to protect his little kingdom from encroaching threats, fend off the increasing pirate threat, and deal with his own curse that is related to his mother’s early death. Honestly, my main complaint is that it is inherently Disney. The weakest parts of the book came from Miller’s interesting characters and lore bump up against the “pre-rendered” Disney scenes — they didn’t always mesh that well and it left me floundering occasionally. Honestly, it made me wish this was just a pure re-imagining without the movie baggage at all. But! I can’t fault anyone from getting that ~*Sweet Disney Money*~ and I honestly don’t think anyone could have handled this better. I enjoyed reading it.

The Hound of the Baskervilles // The Return of Sherlock Holmes

Well, my last month has been, in a world, hell. So we’ve returned to the ultimate comfort media: Sherlock Holmes. I reread Hound and The Return of Sherlock Holmes and I’ll probably be continuing with this into the New Year because my personal hell doesn’t look like it’s gonna let up any time soon.

#book review #book reviews #sherlock holmes #hound of the baskervilles #my father's dragon #eliot schrefer #orphaned #gorillas #luigi #mario #nintendo #choose your own adventure #hank the cowdog #neil gaiman #fortunately the milk #failed princesses #shoujo #manga #a christmas carol #charles dickens #chitty chitty bang bang #ian fleming #little mermaid #the boy the mole the fox and the horse #animal rescue agency #queer lit #chatter

[kogo-dogo]

Okay, so people who have only been in the TES fandom from Oblivion or Skyrim onward are really lucky, because I wouldn’t wish the jump from Morrowind to Oblivion on anyone. And I’m very glad the current gen of TES fan is a lot tamer because, hoo boy, I hate Oblivion for a reason and the entire reason is just the baggage it brought with it.

Picture this: I am a young teenager when I am introduced to Morrowind. I spend a lot of time on a forum called Planet Elder Scrolls. By and large, most of the people there are tired modders who’ve been doing it for ages in other games or people who lean more toward the “nerd” criteria than “gamer” criteria. Because this was an age when being a COOL MAINSTREAM GAMER(tm) was relatively… new, I guess? Halo really changed the landscape on that one.

So, it’s a quiet community of modders and nerds who mostly just post screenshots and cringe fic and everyone thinks their Nerevarine is the best and most coolest Nerevarine ever. The biggest argument we have is about mods being lore compliant and, even then, the consensus is “if I want to put my Altmer in assless chaps and a thong, he is GOING to be in assless chaps and a thong. Fuck you.”

This was the era of Westly and AlienSlof and Kikaimegami and we were JUST figuring out who TrainWiz was.

But, when I was sixteen years old, Oblivion was released and there was a… shift. A change we could sense. This was the era where COOL MAINSTREAM GAMING was in its infancy and I don’t think the previous TES fandom was prepared for what that brought to the doorstep. Because, suddenly, it went from “oh my god I can’t wait for Oblivion, look at how alive the world feels!!” to a quiet “we are going to burn this fandom to the ground and start anew.”

Now, I didn’t really go much on the Bethesda forums because they were big and the idea of talking to a dev was intimidating and maybe they handled it better. But PES was small and independent and suddenly there were GAMERBROS everywhere whose bread and butter consisted of starting shit and ignoring rules. Morrowind was ugly and stupid and they didn’t understand why we still played it, and they’d drop into topics about Morrowind and tell us so. Our characters were stupid and didn’t fit lore, but the front page was PLASTERED with meticulously modeled big titty anime demon girls from their Oblivion saves. Oblivion began the MASSIVE BOOB AND SEXY WALK movement, and we were helpless as our screenshot forum suddenly looked like a weird corner of pornhub.

Here’s some of the worst (funniest? Frustrating?) things I remember:

- AlienSlof was an admin for PES and a mod maker who, essentially, was all about making Hot Guy mods… and also horses, for some reason. She liked her dudes to be thotted up before it was cool, and she made her personal mods available publicly in case anyone else wanted their elf boy in a mesh crop top. She was, predictably, not scandalized by Hot Girl mods, though they didn’t appeal to her.

But then the Gamer Bros descended on her, angry that she would dare not make mods tailored for them, making homophobic comments, being general pricks. And it sucked because Slof was also an exhausted thirty-something whose response to this is “I don’t got time for this shit,” and she… delisted everything she ever made.

- There were some who tried to brave Morrowind and every last one of them seemed to completely miss the Dwemer Puzzle Box from the main quest. Morrowind General was flooded with “where box?? CUBE?!?! HELP MODS NO CUBE!!! CuBE?? plz wher box plz?” to the point that one of the mods angrily made an entire screenshot-riddled guide to how to walk into a room and look to your left.

- My last straw was a guy who decided Morrowind was too bland and boring and so his idea was to make a mod that would gut it entirely and rebuild it as some edgy Ashland post-apoc volcano hellscape. Part of his manifesto was changing the racial traits to make more sense, and one of the changes he made was to make Redguards immune to fire, which he specifically pointed out that he did in order to make them “more realistic.” We had to explain to him that melanin did not make you incapable of burning to death.

- Though I was also mad about the theft of Intellectual Property that suddenly sprang up. I had fics I wrote spread wide and far. :(

Unfortunately, a few years after I left, GameSpy (which hosted PES) shuttered. The site eventually redirected to The Nexus and now… well, it’s but a distant memory and so many of the old mods are probably gone, save for some hard drives. I know a lot of them were archived by Fliggerty, but now Fliggerty is also defunct and searching the Morrowind archive is a hassle.

But yeah. There you go. Oblivion was the bane of the TES fandom for a very long time and I’m glad to see we somehow recovered from that shit. Awesome!

#I am bored at work so you get a rant #about TEs #have fun with that #one day I should tell you about some good old mods #and old creative stuff still floating in my head #I am DYING to tell people about captainjordan and his pirate logs

[queenof-literature]

I absolutely loved the gerudo story a lot! If you are still taking ideas/suggestions may you please continue on with wild telling them about the others? I liked medoh and the rito the most lol but any will be awesome I loved how happy wild and the others were while hearing the story of Riju and nabrois.. thanks 💚💜

Thank you for your kind words! I turned this into a series on my AO3 (queenofliterature) since it has gotten multiple requests. I hope you enjoy and your cosplay is super cool!

“Pleeeeeease!” Wind continued to beg Wild over dinner. It had been a couple of days since Wild told the story about his time with the Gerudo, and Wind was desperate for Wild to tell more, as he had made very clear. Since the first story, they had traveled to Twilight’s Hyrule, although no villages were close enough to get to tonight.

“Dear Hylia. Wild please tell him another story before he explodes.” Legend yelled from across camp.

“Wind, Wild doesn’t need to tell us anything else if he doesn’t want to.” Time lectured Wind, who was attached to Wild’s back, arms wrapped around him like a stationary piggyback ride. Wild didn’t find himself minding. Ever since he had returned Wind’s hug the first night he told a story, the kid had seemed comfortable with attaching himself to Wild like he would Hyrule and Warriors. It was surprising at first, but Wild got used to it, and kinda liked it.

“Um that’s okay. I can tell more stories. I just don’t want them to be boring or anything. There’s no more dressing as a woman and seducing people for items or sneaking into Yiga bases.” Wild joked although he was slightly nervous about his other stories not measuring up.

“But you still have three more divine beats to go right?” Sky voiced curiously.

“And your fight against Ganon!” Warriors called.

“And all your crazy ideas along the way!” Hyrule finished as the rest of the group laughed, Wild included.

“Okay, just let me pass out dinner.”

Once again, the group was all gathered around the campfire, eyes on Wild. Wild still found it intimidating, but it was far less scary this time.

“Well… I guess I could tell you about the Rito?” There were some questions and confused murmurs among the group, except Wind, who lit up at the mention of the birds who lived on Dragon Roost Island.

“You have Rito in your Hyrule too?” Wind questioned excitedly.

“Yeah I do. Do the rest of you not?” There were ripples of no’s throughout the camp.

“Oh, well they’re basically really big, talking birds? That might be an offensive way to describe them. They’re like Zora are to fish I guess.” Wild stated awkwardly. He didn’t really expect to have to explain what a Rito was.

“I can just show you!” Wild remembered he had a picture of Kass and his children on his slate. When they first saw the Sheikah Slate, all five of the girls had crowded around him and demanded to see it. When they saw the photo rune, they wanted him to take a picture of them and their mother and father. He told them he had no way to let them have a copy or anything, but they just wanted to be with him in his travels. It was a very sweet sentiment and Wild absolutely loved that picture.

“Oh wow, you weren’t kidding about them being giant birds.” Hyrule commented when Wild flipped his slate around for them to see.

“They look a bit different from the Rito from my Hyrule but that’s kinda been a common theme among all of us.” Wind noted.

“They’re very nice and welcoming people.” Wild confirmed as he put the slate back on his hip. “When I first got to the village, I had to walk up a whole bunch of bridges that just kept getting higher and higher. The Rito were really upset and worried, since the Divine Beast, Vah Medoh, was causing chaos and shooting anyone down that flew up too high.” Wild remembered the ear-piercing screech that greeted him when he first arrived. All of the Divine Beasts had a call, but none were quite like Medoh’s.

“Oh no that’s awful! The Rito love to fly! Was anyone hurt?” Wind questioned, genuinely concerned for the villagers.

“Unfortunately yes. Some men went up to try and defeat Medoh, but one got shot down and hurt his wing, his name is Harth. He’s alright now. The Rito that went with him, Teba, got him to safety and was planning to face Medoh once again. I spoke with the chief of the village, named Kaneli. He’s very kind, and he has a very deep and hearty laugh.” That was one thing about Wild the group had noticed. He always remembered odd or specific details of people. It may be connected to his loss of memory, but that was simply the person he was. He wanted to get to know as many people as he could and help them when needed.

“So do any of the leaders know that you’re the hero from 100 years earlier?” Four questioned. He really hoped he wasn’t crossing a line by asking, he was just truly curious.

“It kinda depends. The Zora live to be centuries old, so most of them knew me, well… the old me.” Wild stated uncertainly. The rest of camp knew Wild’s struggles with his past self, almost seeing him as a different person than the one they knew now. They were slightly curious about what Wild was like before. They would never trade Wild for anything, but it would be interesting to see how much he had changed. Twilight, who was sitting on Wild’s left, put a gentle hand on his shoulder, while Legend scooted a little closer on Wild’s right, almost unnoticeable to everyone but Wild.

“The Gorons didn’t care all that much, just as long as I could board Rudania. Riju knew that I was friends with Urbosa, or that she at least sent me. And the Rito thought I was the champion’s descendant.” Some snickers left the group at that.

“Hey, I tried to tell him it was really me, but I didn’t have the Master Sword yet. Even then, I’m not sure if he would have believed I was the actual champion, but he was worried for his people. He asked me to help them with the Divine Beast since I was the only one who could board it.”

“Why are you the only one who can board it?” Warriors asked.

“Well, I don’t have a solid answer for you, but it’s because I’m the Hylian Champion.” Wild answered. There wasn’t a scientific answer he could really give, that’s all he really knew.

“Wait, since you’re a champion, do you have a Divine Beast too?” Hyrule exclaimed, eyes shining with anticipation and mischief. Oh Hylia, if WIld had one of those things and he and Hyrule teamed up... Please say no, please say no, please say-

“Well, sorta.” Wild rubbed the back of his neck as gasps (and some groans) arose around him. “It’s very small, smaller than a horse. But it has two wheels and it’s faster than anything I’ve ever ridden. It’s loud though and has to be powered by materials. I’ll show you when we get back to my Hyrule, I’ve tried summoning it here and it doesn’t work.” Wild wished he had a picture of it, but he would show them the real thing soon.

“That sounds amazing!” Surprisingly Hyrule didn’t yell this, but Legend did. He blushed, realizing how loud it was. The rest of the group chuckled. Legend could pretend to be snarky and cool all he wanted, he was such a nerd for new items.

“It really is. I can run over so many monsters, and jump off so many cliffs without getting hurt! And it goes over pretty much any terrain! I just have to be careful not to fall backward down a hill or something. But that doesn’t happen often and-” Wild rambled on, oblivious to the look of horror on Twilight’s face.

“Um, Cub. We love hearing about your Hyrule but… I think you’re going to give Twilight a heart attack.” Time teased, looking at his protege’s face.

“Hehe. Whoops.” Wild laughed, the rest of the heroes joining in, except for Twilight of course who simply glared at his mentor.

“Anyway.” Wild continued, still giggling a little. “The elder sent me to Teba’s wife and child, who begged me to go to the Flight Range and stop him. She said that I could just jump off the Revali’s Landing, a platform named after the Rito Champion from a hundred years ago.”

“Did you remember him at this point?” Sky questioned reluctantly. Like Four, he was nervous about crossing a line.

“I actually remembered him when I looked at the landing.” Wild’s eyes grew slightly distant. “Revali was a complete and utter asshole.” There were surprised huffs of laughter from around the group. That certainly wasn’t what they were expecting. “But… I understood why.” Wild stared into the fire. “He was hurting I think. I got to read his journal and he worked really hard to develop Revali’s Gale, the wind I use now. He worked to become the best archer and protect his village. And then, some random Hylian kid comes and takes the Master Sword and becomes the princess’ appointed knight. He always taunted me, kinda telling me that I was only getting to fight Ganon because of the sword, while he had to sit in his Divine Beast. But I got the sword when I was twelve, and my training started long before that from what I can remember. And I don’t - I don’t think I ever wanted that.” Wild’s breathing hitched the tiniest bit. Not enough to be noticed by anyone who didn’t know him, but this group knew him well.

Twilight instantly pulled him into a hug, and Wild didn’t fight it. He didn’t cry or feel a huge panic coming on, but the hug felt nice all the same.

“It sucks that Revali went through that Wild.” Warriors stated, smiling at the teen gently. “But that is not your fault. You didn’t choose the sword, the sword chose you.” Wild nodded from where his head was on Twilight’s shoulder, before pulling himself away gently. Meanwhile, Time cursed Hylia in his mind, again. Twelve… He understood there was a fight coming, he really did, but this boy was only twelve. No, he was younger when he was forced into training. Wild mentioned to Time when talking about Mipha that he traveled there with knights as a child. He was a child. He still was a child… Time pulled himself out of his own head. There was no changing Wild’s past. That was over one hundred years ago. They could help him now.

“I’m sorry, Wild.” Wind sighed out. “I didn’t mean to bring out bad memories.”

“You didn’t, bud.” Wild reassured. “Sometimes memories just come into my head, even if I’ve seen them before. I wouldn’t tell you if I didn’t trust you.” That halted the camp entirely. Wild had made a lot of progress in trusting them, but they were happy to hear him say it. Before they could dwell too much on what Wild said, he continued his story.

“So anyway, I talked to Harth, the Rito that broke his wing, and a couple of other Rito. Including the girls you all saw in the picture. They’re Kass’ daughters!” Wild stated excitedly. He told them previously about Kass and how much he adored hearing his songs. Wind once asked Wild to sing one, but he blushed a bright red and furiously refused. Wind bet Wild had a pretty voice and he was just embarrassed about it…

“Their mother was worried sick for her children, along with the other parents in the village, and the children were all disappointed they couldn’t fly and play. Well one didn’t want to go to singing practice, but I still had to get the Divine Beast under control as fast as possible. So I bought the Snowquill Set that keeps you really toasty and rushed to the Flight Range to help Teba. When I got there, Teba said he didn’t need any help but I insisted. So he told me that he would challenge my archery skills.” The group leaned in, what sort of test? “He made me shoot five targets in three minutes with my paraglider.” Wild stated in a deadpan voice. The boys froze, then burst out laughing. Wild could shoot three arrows at once, sometimes five with the proper bow! Five targets in three minutes were nothing! Wild chuckled along with the group. He wasn’t arrogant with his archery, but five targets in three minutes was a little too easy. He expected Teba to continue challenging him, but he never did.

“So he gave me some bomb arrows and told me to jump on his back, we were gonna go defeat the Divine Beast.” Wild continued.

“Woah wait, already? Didn’t the other Divine Beasts take you a little time to get too?” Warriors questioned.

“Well Naboris took a little more time since the Yiga clan were causing trouble, but there was nothing else I could do to prepare.” Wild shrugged. “So we flew up into the clouds, Vah Medoh was huge up close! It had a giant courtyard type structure on its back! And it could shoot lasers and had a shield around it! So while Teba distracted it, I used the updrafts to shoot at all four points the shield was powered by. Unfortunately, Teba got grazed by the lasers. He was okay, but he had to land. So I started the puzzles in Vah Medoh. They were so fun! There was one where I had to get in this ride on a track and tilt the beast so I got to ride to the other side! And I was so high up!” Wild continued rambling on about the puzzles he had to solve.

The other boys in the group smiled softly. One of the reasons they enjoyed Wild telling stories was because of how excited he would get while telling the parts that didn't haunt him. The others sometimes struggle with Wild’s Hyrule because of the ruins of the structures they know, but Wild truly loved it, which made sense, it was just like the hero who came from it, wild and untamed.

“So finally all the puzzles were done and all the terminals were unlocked, and the main control unit was unlocked. Like the others, when I put my slate up the control unit, a Ganon Blight came out. This time it was Windblight Ganon. He was easier than the others, but still hard. He could summon tornados! And I had to rely on arrows a lot since he flew out where I couldn’t reach him. But eventually, I got his health down enough for the final blow. When I activated the main control unit, Revali appeared.” Wild smile became bittersweet like it did when he talked about any of his friends from one hundred years ago. “He teased me again, but this time, it seemed more friendly and less bitter. He gave me Revali’s Gale so I wouldn’t always have to rely on cliffs and high places for my paraglider. I went back to see Harth and Teba, and they and their families were fine! The elder thanked me a lot and gave me Revali’s old bow. It’s in my house with the rest of the champion’s items. I used them against Ganon. A little bit to avenge the other champions. You know?” Wild looked to find them all staring at him. “Uh… The end?” Wild ended awkwardly, not knowing what else to say. The rest of the group seemed to snap out of it. Wild was amazing. And highly intelligent. His stories of battles and puzzles and shrines only proved that. Once again, just like when he ended the first story, Wind crashed into Wild and knocked the breath out of his lungs.

“You’re a great storyteller Wild!” Wind cried happily.

“The sailor’s right, Cub.” Twilight smirked, but the kind look in his eyes betrayed his teasing lilt.

“Well, that was a perfect little bedtime story.” Legend yawned and clapped Wild on the back.

“Legend is right, it’s getting a little late. Warriors, you have first watch right.”

“Yeah, yeah. I know Old Man.” Warriors huffed but smiled and ruffled Wild’s hair as he passed, earning a lot of protests to which Warriors just laughed at.

The rest of the group thanked Wild for the story and headed to their bedrolls. The Links were happy that Wild was talking more, and didn't want to make a huge deal out of it and scare him into science once again. But they also wanted him to know they appreciate him trusting them enough to tell them of his trials.

After making sure no one needed his help with anything, Wild collapsed into his bedroll. He enjoyed telling the others his stories, but he still wasn’t used to talking for long amounts of time.

A couple of minutes later, Twilight, who was preparing his own bedroll, realized he hadn’t heard Wild shuffling about like he normally did. He turned around to ask if he was okay, only to see him completely conked out on top of the blankets, apparently tired from talking so much in one night. He snorted softly at the smaller teen, before slowly going over and tucking him in. If Wild wasn’t completely passed out, he would have denied what he called being treated like a child, but there wasn’t a single protest as Twilight lifted Wild slightly and put him under the covers, tucking them around him. There was only a small sound that Twilight absolutely would not admit not to find adorable, as Wild snuggled into the blankets covering him. Time hummed slightly, making Twilight turn around.

“He was too young.” Time said solemnly, referring to what Wild told them earlier that night. Twilight had similar thoughts. Wild had told him after a memory that he was only twelve when he got the Master Sword. Twilight knew he was too young. A lot of the group was.

“Yeah… But he has us now.” Twilight smiled at Time, who looked at his pup with pride in his eyes. Those who weren’t asleep or didn’t have the first watch were soon wrapped in their bedrolls peacefully, the only sound being crickets chirping around them.

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #wild #breath of the wild #twilight #wind #time #Warriors #four #legend #hyrule #sky #prompt #request #fluff #rito #queenof-literature story #QoL Story

[sayuricorner]

HomestuckxTwisted wonderland: Trolls in Twisted Wonderland AU headcanons part 1: Oberon Ampora, Jael Makara, Pholos Zahhak and Topaz Serket

Part 2

Warning: English isn’t my first language so sorry if it’s confusing!

Welcome to the first part of headcanons of “Trolls in Twisted Wonderland AU”!

This first part will focus on Oberon Ampora(Orphaner Dualscar), Jael Makara(Grand Highblood), Pholos Zahhak(Darkleer) and Topaz Serket(Mindfang) character profiles and on some headcanons about them as well.

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Name: Oberon Ampora

Gender: Male

Age: 33(in human age)

Height: 193 cm

Eye color: Violet

Hair color: Black with a violet streak

Homeland: -Alternia(birth place)

                  -Valley of Thorns(current)

Affiliation: Night Raven College

Occupation: Combat and strategy magic teacher

Subject taught: Defensive and strategic magic

Favorite food: Shrimp

Hobby: Singing

“Rule number 1 in a fight: nevver understimate your opponent wwhatevver they’re magical or not! Ignoring that rule is the best wway to had your ass kicked!!”

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Name: Jael Makara

Gender: Male

Age: 34(in human age)

Height: 304 cm

Eye color: Purple

Hair color: Black

Homeland: -Alternia(birth place)

                  -Jubilee Port’s bayou(current)

Affliation: Mama Makara’s realm of magic shop

Occupation: -Voodoo wizard

                    -Co-owner of “Mama Makara’s realm of magic” shop

Favorite food: Jambalaya

Hobby: Making “miracle magic”

“Trust me motherfuckers, with my voodoo I can make motherfucking miracles!”

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Name: Pholos Zahhak

Gender: Male

Age: 32(in human age)

Height: 223 cm

Eye color: Indigo

Hair color: Black

Homeland: -Alternia(birth place)

                  -Land of Pyroxene(current)

Affiliation: Land of Pyroxene’s robotic and enginery institute

Occupation: Engineer

Favorite food: Yogurt

Hobby: Robots and horses

“So you’re from the planet as me and my comrades? Fascinating, would you like to tell me more about it?”

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Name: Topaze Serket

Gender: Female

Age: 33(in human age)

Height: 213 cm

Eye color: Cerulean

Hair color: Black

Homeland: -Alternia(birth place)

                 -As she’s constently travel with her pirate crew, the whole Twisted Wonderland world is her homeland(current)

Affiliation: The Sea Heart crew

Occupation: Captain of the Sea Heart

Favorite food: Fugu nabe

Hobby: Piracy

“Be careful landlubbers, one wrong step and you’ll got high chances to sleep with the fishies!”

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Headcanons:

-Oberon Ampora back in his years as a NRC student was in Octavinelle and was a dorm leader.

-Jael Makara  back in his years as a NRC student was in Savanaclaws, his imposing figure, intimidating aura and high skills in voodoo magic made him a famous, fearsome and respected student in his dorm and the school.

-Pholos Zahhak back in his years as a NRC student was in Ignihyde, his talents in magic enginery made him an emblematic student of the dorm.

-Back in her years in her all girls magic school, Topaz Serket was know as a troublemaker but also as a prodigious student, especially in mind magic.

-Since him and his family live in the Valley of thorns, he know the royal family and highly respect them but still treat Malleus as one of his students when they’re in NRC.

-Despite being very huge, highly skilled in voodoo magic and intimidating, Jael is in fact a big teddy bear who’s very friendly but push his buttons too much like messing with his loved ones and the teddy bear will turn into a terrifying grizzly bear.

-Pholos is very passionated about horses, he even got a big stable in his garden with a lot of horses from normal horses to magic horses like pegasus or unicorns.

-Topaz is an adrenalin junkie, she just love doing intense actions and taking risks like charge in directly while she and her crew are attacking a sea monster or when she eat fugu nabe despite the risk of being poisoned if the fugu isn’t well cooked.

-Oberon take his job as a teacher very seriously and can’t stand it when his students act as if combat magic is a game or as if they can beat anyone easely and never miss an opportunity to put them in their place.

-Jael is able to see things other people can’t which he call “motherfucking miracles”, this can go from signs about future events too seeing mythical ivisible creatures and spirits.

-Pholos is a BIG magic science nerd, try to talk with him about anything related to magic, science or both and he will talk about it for hours.

-NEVER tell bad things about Topaz’s pirate crew, the Sea Heart crew is one of her prides and joys and she will turn into shark food.

-Even if he is harsh with his students, Oberon care about them which is why he is so hard with them ‘cause to him life is not a peacefull garden and he doesn’t want his students to make foolish decisions which could lead them to be hurt or worse. He had his soft moments and is sometimes a confidant to the students whenever they need to talk.

-Jael is not a fan of soft drinks, he prefer make his own carbonated drinks which he mix in it a bit of his magic it’s “more motherfucking miraculous” according to him.

-Pholos is very strong but like VERY very strong, like he can lift awfully heavy piles of materials like it was just paper with ONE HAND, so messing with him isn’t a bright idea.

-One of the things Topaz love to do when she’s in the privacy ofher cabin is to write in her logbook, she just love write about her pirate adventure and had already wrote a good bunch of logbooks.

-Despite not showing it all four of them had a deep desire to know what they are and where they came from.

-All four of them really love they kids and show them their parental love in their own way.

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#homestuck #twisted wonderland #homestuck au #ancestors #homestuck ghb #mindfang #orphaner dualscars #darkleer #au idea #headcanon #headcanons #trolls in twisted wonderland au

[headtothecoast]

high school au where geralt and jaskier were neighbors in elementary/primary school. vesemir adopted geralt lambert and eskel because he had been friends with their parents and they all died in some sort of accident that vesemir barely survived. he took them all in but as a result geralt was quieter than most young kids. jaskier doesn’t know any of this but when he moves in next to geralt he sees eskel and lambert wrestling while geralt is sitting by himself on the sidelines and goes to talk to him. jaskier talks enough for the both of them and geralt is annoyed but the more he sees jaskier the more glad he is for not feeling so alone.

at some point in elementary school jaskiers family moves away and he goes to tell geralt crying (at this point definitely friends with lambert and eskel but in that way where if siblings tease your friend you stand up to them) and geralt can’t understand him through tears so he hugs him and jaskier cries harder because geralt doesn’t say much but he does say “i’ll miss you” and jaskier will miss his best friend who would always sit with him at lunch and go along with his monster hunting games at recess even if he tried to sing to all the monsters while geralt would occasionally point out monsters weren’t very nice and geralt will miss having someone who didn’t need him to talk constantly because his words seemed to have left with his parents who he doesn’t remember well but now he just can’t seem to voice things but jaskier never cared and always talked about so many things and jaskier asks his parents if geralt can spend the night one last time before they move and they do and in the morning geralt cries when jaskier leaves with his parents but they promise to write each other

jaskier of course sends dozens of letters constantly all filled with the new people he’s meeting and the classes and who he likes and who he doesn’t and that he misses geralt but geralts letters don’t have much in them because once jaskier leaves he finds no one in class really wanted to talk to the nice kids quiet and kinda scary looking friend so he’s mostly by himself. his letters are sparse in that he mostly talks about different projects that he lambert and eskel get up to, like building a treehouse or vesemir getting them wooden swords that they practice fighting with in the back yard and maybe geralt writes about all the books he reads about wildlife and fauna because he loves the outdoors but something happens to jaskier and he doesn’t write geralt back for a week and he doesn’t think anything of it but a week turns to months and geralt is sad, sad that his only friend stopped writing him wonders if he said something in a letter or they were too boring or maybe jaskier just got with the program like the rest of geralts classmates and decided he wasn’t worth talking to anymore

the year before geralt starts high school vesemir decides to move the boys to his uncles ranch instead of selling it when he passes. there geralt meets roach and learns the ways of taking care of everything on the ranch and vesemir homeschools then for a year so they can get acclimated to life on the ranch and the work necessary to take care of animals. when geralt starts high school he assumes it’ll be like his last school experience and so he sorta keeps his head down but some kid in the hallway bumps into him and when he looks up it’s jaskier and jaskiers not bumping into him he’s hugging him and saying “oh my god geralt it is you it’s been so long i didn’t think i’d see you again” and geralt is confused and people are staring but jaskier doesn’t seem to care and geralt hugs him back and jaskier asks if he can come to his place after school because he has so many things to tell him and geralt agrees because vesemir had always like jaskier who had been a cheery sort of loud in a very grief filled house. so when vesemir comes to pick them all up jaskier has hugged lambert and eskel and all of the other students are completely baffled by the school’s lead band and theater nerd hugging these really tall and quiet and intimidating new kids but vesemir lets him in the car and it’s a little awkward because he remembers geralt being broken up that he stopped writing him and tells jaskier as much and jaskier is crying because he’s so sorry but his parents got really strict when the moved (they liked being in-the-know in parent circles and wanted their kid to be worth bragging about) so they signed jaskier up for piano and guitar and violin and it was so many hours of playing that his fingers hurt so bad by the end of the day he couldn’t write but his parents didn’t let up so jaskier tucked the letters away and geralt stopped writing too so he thought maybe geralt forgot about him and he’s sitting in the backseat of his friends dads car crying his eyes out and geralt wraps and arm around him and vesemir’s heart breaks for the kid and suddenly geralt has the high school experience he never thought he would because jaskier knows everyone (isn’t liked by everyone because he’s constantly first chair and lead in school plays/musicals - take that valdo marx) but now the kids that had bullied him in middle school see that he has three giant protectors and all of jaskiers friends quickly realize how absolutely soft the brothers are and sort of adopt them and the mascots of the music department. and maybe the brothers sign up for backstage help for jaskiers musicals because they’re good at constructing things like sets or strong enough to pull ropes when jaskier plays peter pan but he also talks them into going out for sports and they turn out to be amazing at wrestling and fencing or something.

and with all the dances that take place in high school jaskier of course goes to all of them and makes sure geralt and lambert and eskel go to and they have a great time because lambert and eskel are really good at dancing and geralt smiles while jaskier absolutely nails every note even as his voice gets hoarse by the end of the night (but also keeps his eye out for people spiking jaskier’s drink or girls drinks because he heard someone in the locker room say something and so he kinda becomes the protector at school dances who makes sure that people who say no still get to have a good time) but when prom rolls around geralt is starting to realize that he likes jaskier as more than just a friend and jaskier came out to him as bi like 6 months into freshman year and knows that jaskier dated like, more than half their grade in middle school so geralt thinks that jaskier won’t want them to all go as a group to prom because he’ll actually want a date so he resigns himself to just not going because he wouldn’t want to watch jaskier dancing with someone all night.

but then jaskier gets together all of the letters that geralt wrote to him in elementary school and wraps them up and leaves them on geralts desk and geralt reads through them and recognizes them and had thought jaskier joking when he said he kept them (geralt kept his of course but jaskier looses things constantly) and when geralt gets to the end of the stack of letters he sees one he doesn’t recognize because that’s not his handwriting it’s jaskier’s asking him to be his date to prom but also his boyfriend and jaskier was grateful he did this in a music room during lunch and not in the lunch room because geralt is crying but doesn’t realize it and he’s hugging jaskier saying yes of course i’ll go with you and they go to prom and jaskier looks gorgeous and geralt looks handsome and it goes great but jaskier maybe has one too many spiked fruit punches and tells geralt he loves him and geralt is blown away that this gorgeous and kind human being loves him and just kisses jaskier like an earthquake. of course he loves jaskier - more than anyone.

so jaskier gets accepted to juilliard or something for college and geralt isn’t exactly sure what he wants to do so he follows jaskier and gets a job taking care of horses while jaskier completes college and they live together and geralt helps pay for jaskiers tuition and they make it work and jaskier forms a theater company or joins one or something maybe writes a hit musical i don’t know but he’s famous and geralt travels with him to all his shows (and i wasn’t sure how to write yennifer into this) but she’s one of jaskier’s troupe who is sarcastic and geralt likes her because she’s talented and jaskier is jealous but she becomes geralts first friend that stays that isn’t jaskier and of course jaskier stops being jealous when yennifer admits to dating this cute nurse back home (tissia) and evening less jealous when geralt finally proposes (after much hounding from yen) and with jaskiers money they buy a home together and geralt takes care of animals and runs essentially an animal sanctuary while jaskier travels around performing or writing but they’re happy and geralt couldn’t have asked for more but yennifer and tissia decide they want to have a daughter and name her ciri and declare them both her uncles, if not sort of dads because she’ll really have like 4 parents given how often she stays with geralt when yen and jaskier perform shows around the world and they offer to watch he when yen and tissia have date night so they’re more like a really large extended family and yen and tissia don’t really have family on their side so when christmas rolls around and vesemir and lambert and eskel meet yen and tissia and ciri it’s a huge fucking circus but geralt and jaskier have more than enough space and geralt can’t believe how lucky he is but then neither can jaskier

#geraskier #geralt x jaskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #the witcher

[nad-zeta]

Matchup ☀

Hey there darling! I’ve been reading through all your match ups and there are so amazing!! 😣💖😖 can please i request a match up for ikesen and ikevamp too?

I’m a female libra who’s 5'2, i’ve brown eyes and caramel brown hair, i’m singaporean and i really love food, especially sweets. I’m also a hopeless romantic and i really love shooting alot (I’m part of the air rifle club in school). I used to be pretty athletic, i still am, but to a lesser extend now, because i injured my left knee playing volleyball in the past. It’s on it’s road to recovery, hut it still hurts quite badly when i overexert myself. I can be really enthusiastic about stuff I’m really interested in, such as history (especially world war history), sciences and anime (I’m a closet nerd hehe) . I’m a Slytherin, and i can be really ambitious and competitive, especially for my grades as i’m in a pretty good school so everyone is smart too. This drive to be better than the rest of peers always leaves me really tired and stressed out, but i try to not be so competitive nowsadays. I’m quite an open book to all my close friends and i also tend to be really possessive and stubborn at times. I can be really awkward around people i don’t click with, but around people i click with, i can be pretty wild and will be able to hold conversations with. I tend to procrastinate a lot, and people say i look intimidating but i don’t feel like I’m intimidating . I can be really sensitive to other’s emotions and i tend to put others before me. My love languages are physical touch and quality time, and i can’t stand people who are attention seekers or just aim to be public nuisances as i feel that they’re just really irritating and it gets on my nerves as i have quite a few of these types of people in my class and it really does make learning less condusive. I listen to a lot of different genres of music, but i especially love j-pop, classics and pop. I can really insecure at times, because i always feel thatevery other girl out there is better than me and i’m just trash :(

Thank you darling! I really love your work so keep being amazing 🥰🤩

Hey there love! thank you so much for your kind words and the request! You are such a sweetie pie!<3 Sorry for making you wait soooooo long for your matchup lol I hope you enjoy and have a fantastic day today!

So I match you with……………….. Mitsuhide

The first time Mitsuhide sees you, he is Hella intrigued by this little mouse with the most intimidating face. He can’t help but wonder what kind of other expressions that beautiful face of yours can make. He also can’t help but instantly be attracted to you. He could absolutely get lost in those beautiful brown eyes. Not just that, but he has never seen a woman so well built before, you definitely look like you can hold your own. The others might be a little suspicious of your athletic build, but not Mitsuhide; he is absolutely living for it. The first conversation between you two is basically him teasing you while twirling your silky soft hair between his fingers. He enjoys the witty, intellectual conversation between the two of you. He is also slightly shook by your vast knowledge of war and history—such a smart little mouse. Actually, the two of you seemed to click instantly, and you showed him your more wild, loud side. And much to your surprise, he invited you over for tea and chats every now and then which you really enjoyed. The two of you would just sip on tea and chat for hours.

You work like crazy. You are a VERY competitive person and this doesn’t just count for academics but everything that you are involved in. You want to give and do your best no matter what. This can-do attitude has earned you the trust and respect of the Oda forces. You like to make a competition out of everything you do. If one maid is known to clean the floor super fast and thoroughly, Challenge accepted. If there were a prize for best Chatelaine, you would most definitely win it! Although this doesn’t come without consequence as you were starting to overexert yourself. Mitsuhide was looking around for his little mouse. He wanted to chat with you and tease you as per usual before the war council. Finally, he had spotted you, he stood by the doorway for a few seconds and watched you work. You looked like you were in quite a bit of pain, not to mention the extremely stressed expression on your face. He sneaked up behind you unnoticed and gave you a little fight. You swear, this man will be the death of you. The two of you chated for a few minutes, and then you told him you had to get back to work.

After the evening war council, Mitsuhide visited you in your room. He was greeted by your forced smile and pained expression. He narrowed his eyes at you, saying, “You are in pain, little mouse.” Of course, you tried to deny it and offered tea as a distraction. He simply shook his head, picked you up on plonked you down on your futon. “Don’t try and lie to me, little one.” He bent down and caressed your face while tucking some stray hair behind your ear. His golden eyes peered into your as if coaxing out the answer. Finally, you signed and told him about your old injury and competitive nature. And how sometimes it puts a massive strain on your body’s physical and emotional state 

He simply gave you his trademark smirk and pulled some salve out of his sleeve. He had noticed your knee had been giving you some trouble as of late and decided to pester Ieyasu into making him some medicine for you. He then took your leg and started rubbing it in lol. This man has no boundaries, plus he was enjoying the blush spread across your face at his sudden contact. You were amazed it seemed to have taken away all the pain and discomfort. Mitsuhide then made the two of you some tea and gave you some herbs that would help with the pain if it ever got too much. You were genuinely touched by his kind gesture. Although it didn’t come without masses of teasing. 

The next day Nobunaga announced that you were to help Mitsuhide on a secret mission and that you were to depart immediately. You were shook at this sudden trip being sprung on you. You had no time to protest as before you knew it, your bags were packed by mother dearest, and you were sitting on a horse with Mitsuhide ready to go. Mitsuhide gently held you him his arms, and once the two of you had said your goodbyes to the Oda forces, Mitushide kicked the horse into a gentle gallop. He stopped every so often to let you stretch your legs and water the horse. This man was impossible; he legit refused to give you any details of the trip. All he would tell you that you were almost there. Even though you had no clue as to where you were going or what you were supposed to do, you enjoyed the trip. Mitsuhide made sure the horse was going at a comfortable pace, and he would ask you ever so often if you were doing okay. The trip itself with Mitsuhide was pleasant as the two of you joked and chatted the whole way there. You enjoyed this side of Mitsuhide. He didn’t have to wear his usual devious villain mask around you, which he appreciated.

“We have arrived, little one.” You were super confused about what kind of mission would take place at a hot spring. Mitsuhide just grinned at you and dragged you into the changing area. Once you were changed, you walked into the washroom to see Mitshide sitting on a stool waiting for you. In front of him was another stool, and beside him was an array of oils and hair care products. He urged you to sit in front of him, you eyed him with suspicion but did as he asked. He then proceeded to wet and wash your hair. And hells the way he massaged your scalp made you feel like you had died and gone to heaven. He then proceeded to rinse your hair and massage some oils into it. He then left you to finish washing up. Once you were done, you made your way to the hot springs and got in. As you eased yourself in the water, all the stress and exhaustion left your body. Nothing soothes the body quite like the soothing waters of the healing waters of the spring. Once you were done relaxing, you made your way back to your room. Once again, you were greeted by the sight of Mitsuhide sitting outside your shared balcony. He turned, smiled at you, and offered you a cup of sake. The two of you sat there and watched the moon until you couldn’t keep your eyes open anymore. Today had been the most relaxing day of your life. 

Mitsuhide was midway through a tease when he felt a sudden weight resting on his shoulder. He looked down to see the sweet little mouse sound asleep on his shoulder. “Such a naïve little mouse letting her guard down around such a dangerous kitsune. You truly are a silly creature.” He looked at your sleeping face wearing the softest expression, just when did he grow so attached to you. He carefully picked you up and carried you to your room. He then tucked you into your futon and gave your forehead a whisper of a kiss.

The next day you woke up at noon, you were feeling so relaxed. You couldn’t remember the last time you had slept in so late; you also couldn’t remember the last time you felt your leg feel so pain and discomfort free. Mitsuhide knocked on your door and came in bearing breakfast/lunch. He told you that once you were done eating and dressed that the two of you would make your way back to the palace. You gave Mitsuhide the biggest brightest smile when you realized that this supposed mission was just his way of getting you to relax and take a break. You made a mental note to thank Hideyoshi and Nobunaga as well. Despite what people say about this silver kitsune, he truly is a sweetie pie. After breakfast, you deadpan looked at him, walked over to him and gave him the biggest hug as a thank you for all that he has done. 

Cue error.mitsu.stopped.working.

The two of you made your way back chatting merrily when all of a sudden, some random assassin jumped out of nowhere and started attacking the two of you. You had found out that they were keen on killing Mitsuhide and kidnapping you to use later against Nobunaga. Mitsuhide drew his sword and took a stance ready to protect you. You spotted his rifle in the saddlebag. It took you a few minutes to figure out the exact mechanics of such an old rifle, but luckily your vast experience with guns helped you in that department. You took aim and fired a warning shot at one of the assassin’s feet. Mitsuhide looed back at you with the biggest shocked expression. You then stepped forward to stand beside him, spitting out your own threat to the assassins.

Of course, one of then just had to be a dumb ass and try something stupid. Before Mitsuhide could even move, you shot him in the leg, warning that the next shot would be between his eyes if he didn’t stay put. Mitsu managed to capture the assassins as you held them under gunpoint. The two of you made quite the team. On your way home, Mitsuhide couldn’t help but smile and tease the feisty mouse that saved his life, so to speak. He also couldn’t hold back his feeling for you any longers, so as you entered the town, he leaned down and whispered a confession of love in your ear. Your eyes went wide. Then you simply turned back to look at him wearing the most dazzling smile and kissed his nose. Once at the gates, your friends wondered why the two of you were wearing such big smiles.

Mitsuhide loved to take you with him on some of his missions. He was happy that he didn’t have to worry too much about you because of your excellent knowledge of guns. He would take you on those missions, which required him to dress up and perform. Once his performance was over, he would lead you to a fluffy blanket and picnic that he set up just for the two of you. Both of you would spend the rest of the day listening to various music performances. You loved this, of course, cause not only could you hear different music genres. But also the fact that it was the most peaceful, relaxed concert you had ever been to, no big crowds, no annoyingly loud people, no people trampling over your belongings and no screaming girls screeching in your ears. Just some good music and gentle cuddles.

Since being in a relationship with the sneaky snek, you have become very possessive over him. You will legit give all the women around you death glares, especially those who think they can steal your man during banquets. It gets especially annoying while you are chatting with your oda friends; they will try and swoop in and get his attention by pouring a drink for him. Luckily the only one who will ever capture his heart is you. He will see you feeling a bit jealous and will call you over, pull you into his lap, and give you the deepest, most passionate kiss in front of all them high court ladies. When he pulls away, he will tuck a loose strand of hair behind your ear while proclaiming his undying love for you.

Luckily for you, Mitsu’s love language is also physical touch and quality time. He loves giving you little kisses all over your face. He loves to caress your face and hair. And boy does he love to have you snuggled up in his arms nuzzling into his neck. He will spend as much time as humanly possible with you showering you with his love. Loves giving you little touches and sweet caresses. When you are insecure, the kitsune will be especially soft and kind. He will pull you to sit in his lap, pull his fingers through your beautifully soft silky hair and whispers sweet nothing in your ears. There might be a few neck kisses and ear nibbles as well. Mitsuhide’s ultimate favorite is to just sit with you in his arms while he spends hours and hours playing with your hair and chatting about anything and everything.

Other potential matches……………Masamune 

Ikevamp matchup............................Napoleon  

I hope you enjoyed it, dear! And I hope you are staying safe and well @nxh-special-here-just-lia ! ^0^ Also sorry i didn't add an ikevamp description but i dont know the characters as well lol but i can do an ikevamp selfie matchup for you ^_^

#akechi mitsuhide #ikesen mitsuhide #ikemen sengoku mitsuhide #mitsuhide akechi #matchups #ikesen matchup #match ups #mitsuhide matchup #submission

[madrut16]

Tell us about your BB MC 😋

Thanks for the ask! You have no idea how much I wanted someone to ask about her (she's my favorite canon version and with all of my add ons). For those who don't know, my Bloodbound MC is Isabel Martinez.

How tall are they?

I'm going off of my face claim, Eiza González (I know everyone uses her for Priya but I really love her for Isabel and this MC face) who is 5'8". It definitely helps when she wants to look intimidating, esp when she wears high heels.

How do they tend to dress?

Her style is very classy chic with light and pastel colors and some neutrals as well.

Do they like how they look?

As a child she used to be very insecure about her height because she's always been taller than a lot of the girls but she eventually learned to embrace it and use it as a strength. Also she has some left over general insecurities from when she was with Derek (her horrible ex) who put her down a lot and made her feel super unconfident about herself including her appearance. But over the past year since leaving him she's worked really hard to regain that confidence and now she's really starting to love herself and realize her worth.

Are they an only child or do they have siblings?

Isabel has one actual sibling, Gabriel who's three years younger than she is and is at culinary school in Texas. She is also related to my TRR MC Delilah who is three years older. They're biologically cousins on her dad's side but consider each other sisters because Delilah's parents died after getting hit by a drunk driver when she was 10 and Isabel's parents assumed custody. So, Delilah is really attached to all of them but is really close with Isabel who helped her out the most in dealing with the deaths of her parents.

Are they a morning person or a night owl?

Isabel is a night owl for sure. It's a good thing she loves coffee because she needs it after waking up. This allowed her to adjust to Adrian's schedule and become somewhat nocturnal without much difficulty.

Are they a cat person or a dog person?

Both! She honestly can't pick one or the other. Because she grew up on a farm, she had two dogs, two indoor cats, three barn cats, a horse, and a bunch of livestock animals. It was practically a zoo. When she saves enough money and gets a big enough place, she wants to adopt one of each because she misses having them around now that she's in New York.

Got any favorite foods?

She's a major foodie in general so she enjoys most types but she especially likes southern and Mexican food because they're from a side of her family and she's grown up with it. She really enjoys anything fried, seafood, and garlic which is an obvious problem sometimes with Adrian. She's definitely had to cut back on how much she consumes. But, it also becomes her way of punishment whenever she's mad at him and she'll just eat so much garlic so that he can't get super close to her until whatever she's peeved about is resolved.

How about favorite drinks?

For the alcoholic kind she likes a lot of different things but her favorites are wine (every type depending on what she's eating and mood) and whiskey for when she wants something stronger. Her non-alcoholic favorites are Coca-Cola and super sweet lemonade.

What are their favorite movies/tv shows?

For movies she tends to like historical ones (history nerd), good adaptations of books, musicals, and certain action flicks. Her faves include the Night at the Museum series, To Kill a Mockingbird, Indiana Jones, the Post, and The Darkest Hour. She is kind of a movie buff but isn't obsessed.

For tv shows her favorites include a lot of vampire/supernatural ones such as Shadowhunters, Vampire Diaries, Supernatural and Grimm. She also loves a couple crime and procedural shows like Criminal Minds and Sherlock.

Do they have any hidden talents?

She does have some. She used to do Track and Field in high school and she also competed in dance and she still has a lot of moves from it. She can also sing pretty well which is why she loves kareoke so much. She also can play the piano pretty decently since she took lessons from elementary school all the way through to 12th grade (something Adrian finds out in an upcoming fic).

Do they believe in love at first sight?

While she's pretty optimistic and idealistic with her head in the clouds, she doesn't necessarily believe this. She can know that someone is her type and can develop crushes and feelings at first sight but that true love takes at least some time. It comes pretty quickly for her but not as soon as she meets someone. She needs to get to know someone first.

Who is their love interest?

Adrian if you couldn't tell by the times I've mentioned him above. Because she's such a history lover and intellectual she was immediately drawn to his love for that as well. She also believes that despite what Gaius has said about him and his actions at the club, etc that while he does have a layer of darkness that he can overcome it and that deep down he's ultimately a good person.

She also has a lot of platonic love for the others and she's becoming super close to all of them.

What are they afraid of?

She isn't really afraid of many things, especially after everything with Derek and becoming involved with the vampires. She's discovered a new, courageous side of her and has done things she never thought she would. But, she is afraid of failure and letting people down which is a lingering side affect of being with Derek that she'll probably always have with her. It's part of what makes her such a workaholic and perfectionist.

What are their guilty pleasures?

Again, the garlic can kind of count for this because she feels bad when she eats a lot of it around her vampire friends (unless she's mad). Also, sour candy especially sour gummy worms bc they're really unhealthy but she's addicted to them.

What was their dream job as a kid? Is it still their dream?

At first in elementary and middle school her dream job was President of the US and/or politician bc even then she was a low-key feminist and wanted to break glass ceilings. Then, in high school is when she first wanted to a career in business and to become a CEO or top executive. She loved the idea of getting to brainstorm and help run a company and make it better.

Have they ever broken a bone?

Quite a few times. As a kid she was pretty reckless and adventurous which led to injury prone hobbies. She's broken each arm and her nose twice, as well as her collarbone and leg once. And she's sprained her ankle and received a lot of bruises, cuts and black eyes.

Seriously, she found herself in the ER so many times, her parents still hang it over her head.

Have they ever broken the law?

The actual law, only for minor offenses like speeding tickets and one underage party where she found herself detained until her parents could come get her. In school, she had a huge phase when she was younger where she would get into fights to defend Gabe who got teased a lot or when boys said she couldn't do something bc she was a girl.

Even after she grew out of it by the time high school rolled around she wouldn't hesitate to intervene and verbally tell them off when he first came out and some students would call him horrible things. She scared them so much that eventually she went with Gabe everywhere and they didn't dare touch him.

Three random facts:

She's been managing things since high school when she ran a Taco stand with her brother Gabe where she took care of the logistics and sales while he made the food and it was really successful. Looking back it's still one of her favorite memories from her childhood.

She really loves reading classic literature especially Shakespeare. Her favorite works of his include Macbeth, Julius Caesar, and Richard III.

She also has a huge musical theatre obsession after going to watch all of the ones Gabe and Delilah were in. Her favorite thing to do since moving to New York is going to see the shows on Broadway. She tries to save up so that she can attend at least two each year.

Sorry this is so long and I accidentally posted this unfinished early. This basically became an essay about Isabel (and Adrian somewhat) so, hopefully you're still reading!

If anyone wants to ask about another MC, if I have enough brainstormed about them I'll be happy to answer it too. 😘❤️

#playchoices #choices stories you play #bloodbound #adrian x mc #adrian raines #adrian x isabel

[jendarknight-blog]

SO YEAH BOY HOWDY I’M GOING TO TALK ABOUT AN AU THING. 

If you’re not interested, feel free to skip this post. There’s a lot of rambling in it. Warning: TOOTH ROTTING FLUFF. Also, Domestic!Baku.

Weirdly when I took notes on this idea, I ended up in Baku’s headspace while I was writing it, so uh. Yeah. When I get to some of the bullet points it’ll almost look like in-fic headspace prose. 

For those who don’t know, Kare Kano (”His and her Circumstances” or “His and Hers” for short) is a romantic comedy / drama anime and manga from the 90′s that centers around two students: Yukino Miyazawa and Souichirou Arima. Both are model students, but both have hidden depths: Yukino likes attention and being number one, while Souichirou tries to be perfect in order to please the parents who took him in and raised him. After Souichirou takes the number one spot on their first day of high school and steals Yukino’s rightful debut, it begins a tense one-sided rivalry in order to become Top Dog, which ends up leading into a strange, sweet, and fulfilling romance as they not only understand themselves, but each other. Initially, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to go Todobaku or Bakudeku with this, because both could easily work, but I went with Bakudeku because Todobaku would be far too close to how canon ACTUALLY ends up.

And I wanted to include the “Childhood friends” and shared history angle. In Kare Kano canon, the big secret is that Yukino is a lazy egomaniac while she acts like the perfect angel at school, but since Baku is...well, there isn’t a lazy bone in his body, domesticity comes to the rescue every time. And I’m weak to Domestic Baku, sue me. And in original Kare Kano canon, Souichirou blackmails Yukino into doing his work when he finds out her secret, but...yeah, Deku’s far too nice to blackmail him, but not nice enough to not screw with him. Note: This is told in bullet points. -Specifically, Baku desperately wants to be number one. Quirks aren’t a Thing, and for most of his life, he was the best at everything. People were intimidated by him and worshipped the ground he walked on, and you know? It felt pretty damn good. He was a winner, and winning was his fucking life. He competed against everyone in everything; he made sure his skin was perfect, his body was flawless, his grades were flawless, and everything else he could think of, and he worked his ass off to be as good as he was. That said, he wasn’t untouchable. He liked to look like the sun that everyone wanted to reach, but he was actually...not as hard as people thought. Turns out, he’s close to his two very young siblings: Eri and Kouta. They were adopted as babies (from a very close friend of the family who had passed away, and they took them in as requested in their will), but due to his family circumstances, he ended up more of a surrogate parent than a brother. Kouta worships the ground Baku walks on and wants to be just like him, and Eri has Baku wrapped around her little finger. He always is the one who makes the family meals, does the shopping, takes care of spring cleaning, and even does Eri’s hair every morning, since his parents are often out of the house due to work (on trips and otherwise) and needed someone to watch the little ones. -He’d known Deku since he was a kid, but only through school; their mothers knew each other, but after they started school, their parents didn’t bring them over on playdates, especially after their relationship soured. Deku sucked at everything, and that was just sort of the way things were. Even if he kept trailing around behind him all through elementary school, they went to different middle schools so he thought he was finally free of the nerd.  -Then, High School happened. They both were not only admitted into one of the top High Schools in the country, UA, but Baku did not get the top marks. Deku did. Not only that, but started school popular and getting all kinds of praise and adoration (which he had the nerve to be fucking shy about, the stupid fuck). Baku kind of liked the lack of attention, but he hated that fucking Deku won against him, and had the sway of the classroom just on the tip of his finger, even if he didn’t realize it. Oh, and Deku had to fucking realize it. He had to be looking down on him and pitying him all the goddamn time, why else would he give him those fucking looks every time Baku turned around?! God, he pissed him off. -Eijirou and Denki are his next door neighbors (Eijirou lives on one side, and Denki lives on the other), and alongside Mina, they’re pretty much his only friends, and had been since Junior High. Unfortunately for him, they went to one of the nearby public schools rather than UA, so they couldn’t exactly stick with him or share his pain. Eijirou especially has heard his angry rants about Deku, and tries to be the voice of reason. It goes about as well as one would think it does. -So, he might have...studied. A little. Okay, no, he studied a LOT. Baku became a man possessed, trying his best to knock Deku off his high horse (”Bro, aren’t you the one on the high horse here?!”). He studied harder, worked out harder, and overall kept pushing to beat fucking Deku (and his friend, stupid half-and-half, fuck him too). He does, in fact, get the top score on the midterm. But instead of being crushed or defeated or just...something, Deku smiles his dumb-ass smile and just says: “Wow, Kacchan, you really are amazing. I won’t lose next time!” -It attacked his brain, and stuck with him. He didn’t know what the hell to think about it. Deku’d fought to get to the top, so he clearly was trying to kick him down a peg, so why wasn’t he at least a little mad about it? And why did he have to look at him with those huge eyes, and why were his cheeks so pink? Well, he would get his answer. One morning, Deku left a note on Katsuki’s desk, and told him to meet him by the big tree after school. And, ready to give that asshole a piece of his mind (maybe he wanted to fight -- he didn’t want to soil his reputation, but the thought of giving Deku a good...well, deck, like when they were little and scuffled on the playground, was a nice one), he went to meet him. Turns out, uh, that’s not what happened. 

“Look, Kacchan, I..I know we’re not on the best of terms. I know you probably don’t even like me--”

“Can we hurry this up? I’ve got--”

“Let me finish.”

“Tch.”

“I know you probably don’t like me, and you know what? I probably shouldn’t like you. You’ve been nothing but a jerk to not only me, but everyone else around you. But you always told me that I was useless, and maybe in this case, you’re right. I am useless. I don’t know how to like--Ugh, this isn’t coming out right.”

“...”

“Kacchan, no--Katsuki. I love you! I’ve always been in love with you, and I don’t think I’m ever going to stop being in love with you. I...just. I don’t know. I think I needed to get that off my chest, before it drove me crazy. A-anyway, I don’t expect anything, don’t worry. I’ll...I’ll just be going now. U-um. See you around.”

-Katsuki is too stunned to respond, and he can’t explain why his stupid fucking heart feels like it was just put in a goddamn blender. So stupid Deku is not leaving his head. And he starts to notice things. The smiles. The brushes of shoulders whenever he walks past him; they feel deliberate, staged. Like he would run into the room at just the right time just to get an excuse to touch him. Had he been acting like a lovesick dumbass this whole time instead of just...whatever he was trying to be? Was that why he praised him? Also, what was Deku doing, confessing to him like he was a fucking girl? What, did he think he was some sort of secret maiden who wanted to swoon at the sight of his nerdy ass? As if. (That said, Deku was starting to work out; but the dude still watched Tokusatsu shows and could even do the poses on command like a kid! He even had a Kamen Rider pin on the lapel of his uniform jacket -- how did he even dress himself in the morning without being embarrassed?) Fucking Deku with his fucking muscles and his weird looks and stupid confession and ugh why was this so fucking complicated? Fuck it. Deku was an idiot, always would be an idiot, and nothing he was going to do would change that! He was going to win, and Deku was clearly doing this so that he could find a chink in Katsuki’s armor--well joke’s on him. Motherfucker is completely covered in armor. He’s 100 percent armor and no squishy bits deep inside. 

-He refused to tell his friends any of this, though Kirishima did get it out of him when Denki and Mina weren’t around. He really hoped this was going to be the last real conversation he ever had with Midoriya fucking Izuku.

-Of course it was never that simple. One night, after taking the kids home from kindergarten, he’d dressed down in his house clothes and his usual apron to get dinner started. He’d been expecting a package, so he didn’t even think twice about the doorbell ringing, or rushing to get it with the apron still on and All Might house slippers still clinging to his feet. Lo and behold, it’s not the mailman, but Deku, still in his school uniform, staring at Katsuki like he’d grown a second head.

“Take a picture, fucker. It’ll last longer.”

“Kacchan--is that an apron? And All Might sli--”

“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t slam the door in your face, Deku.”

“I-I um. Have your uh. Notebook? You left it at school.”

“Okay, good, you gave me my fucking notebook, now go the fuck away--”

-Too bad Eri decided to peek out the door and see him. She was usually so shy, but she had no problems talking to Deku, of all people, and even tried to get him to eat with them. Thankfully, Deku caught the hint from Katsuki’s glare and hightailed it before he had to yell at him in front of a six-year-old.

-...That didn’t stop him from coming around a lot more often. One day, it was because he left his pencils on his desk. Another, it was because he was asked by a member of the cooking club to send him a message (like he couldn’t just text him). He ends up staying for dinner one day after Eri ends up letting him in while Baku was in the bathroom (he can’t even be mad; she was doing exactly what she was supposed to do if his friends came over -- except those two weren’t friends, but how was he supposed to explain that when he was one of the first people she was actually enthusiastic to see? She didn’t even greet Mina or Denki with that kind of enthusiasm!). This leads to more dinner dates, until Deku just ends up coming over for dinner every day, and it only pisses Baku off more and more that he’s getting comfortably familiar, even though all he ever does is (at least in his mind) condescend him. 

-Eventually, at school, when they’re both there late due to required club activities, they have an argument. Deku runs away in rage, Baku chases him, they leap out the school window onto the track, and they have a small punch-up as they address their grievances -- well, specifically, Katsuki’s. He isn’t condescending to him, never was, and never wanted something so stupid as attention. He worked so hard so that Katsuki would acknowledge him, and he came over all the time so he could have an excuse to talk to him, and maybe, at least, be his friend. They end this encounter as friends -- as Baku’s only friend in UA.-Then over time, Baku realizes that he’s falling for this idiot nerd, but doesn’t know if he still feels the same way. After a series of ridiculous mishaps and attempts to TRY to confess, he is about to give up when he notices Deku’s hand dangling on the train, so he reaches for it. Quietly, Deku squeezes his hand, and the two ride together in silence, their fingers not untangling until they get to Baku’s front door.

UGH I’M SORRY THIS WAS LONG BUT IT WAS SO CUTE IN MY HEAD I HAD TO DO SOMETHING IDK IF I EVEN WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH IT BUT I JUST HSDFLKHSD:FLKHS:DLKFJS:LDKFJSDF

#HELP ME I LOVE AU STUFF #Bakudeku #Katsudeku #Bakudeku is my kryptonite

[aliferousdreamer]

Until Dawn Headcanons:

Beth was rebellious at school. She had no problem talking back to teachers and speaking her mind. She’d often pick fights, in or out of the classroom (especially if it was about Hannah). She definitely bit a teacher in kindergarten.

Jess is a complete sucker for romance novels- especially chicklit. Not many people know that she loves reading but she often pays attention to what Ashley recommends.

If Ashley is really upset but doesn’t want to talk about it she meets up with Matt. They’re both empathetic and understanding so they kinda just let each other be in their presence without asking about what’s wrong.

Chris being a bit of a sci-fi nerd once tried to have a weekly “Nerd Night” film marathon. Emily complained most of the time and the others got bored so in the end, so now he just occasionally has them Ashley, Josh and Sam. It’s really fun and most of the time they laugh so much they miss most of the plot.

Matt struggles at school. Because he’s so ambitious, he’s never good enough for himself so he’s always down about his grades. But since sitting next to Jess in a lot of his classes, she cheers up and tells him he might as well have fun while he can. They help each other with work and always pair up.

Ashley is very insecure about how she looks. She wears beanies because she doesn’t like her hair, although Jess sometimes badgers her to let it show. Emily takes it upon herself to give her boosts of confidence and offers to give her makeovers and fashion advice.

Hannah and Sam first bonded in the tennis after-school club. They got talking and realised that they had quite a few things in common… mainly their love for the outdoors. Hannah often invites Sam back to her house where they can play tennis and swim (often with Hannah talking for ages about Mike). Sam likes Hannah’s sweetness and honesty and thinks of her like a sister. She often just refers to her as “honey”.

Beth loves Harry Potter. Her favourite character is Ginny and she got really angry at the way she was portrayed in the films- and everyone knows it. She’s always buying Gryffindor merch and tries to sort everyone into houses. (My guess is that she also hates Snape and ships Ginny and Luna. :P)

Emily was bullied in 6th-8th grade, and although it deeply hurt her it really brought out her bitter and cunning side. She learned that she had to be confident and look after herself, and quickly turned herself into one of the most popular girls in school. She never let her bullies live it down, but still struggles with her feelings.

Josh refused to tell his sisters about his therapy and hid the symptoms of his mental illness as much as he could simply because he (and his parents, to an extent) didn’t want to be their responsibility. Beth managed to find out when Josh was low but agreed after lots of pleading not to tell Hannah that things weren’t good. She felt more angry towards their parents for keeping it quiet, and never forgave them for how they treated Josh.

BONUS: PET EDITION

Emily and Ashley own cats and are hardcore cat lovers. Emily, of course, owns a white pedigree Persian called Lucy. She gets only the best, most expensive food and toys for her little girl. Ashley has two cats from a rescue shelter: a tortoiseshell male called Pumpkin and a male tabby called Cinnamon. Nearly all of her other social media are mostly just pictures of her cats.

Sam wants to have every animal in existence but decided on a female Syrian hamster called Chip. She also pet-sitted when she was younger but had a horrible experience when she looked after an African Grey Parrot who ended up escaping its cage and learnt a string of curse words (especially “shitshitshitshitfuckgod”). She stopped soon after that... and is still a little intimidated by parrots. She wants a rabbit at the moment.

Hannah has a chestnut horse called Garnet who she uses for all of her riding competitions. She loves how gentle and sensitive they are, and they’re tied with butterflies as her favourite creatures.

Mike had a dog when he was little but it grew old and died by the time he was 12. Although he was upset, he believed it was stupid to mourn over a dog so pretended he wasn’t bothered. Whenever he thinks about it, he regrets how he acted and would love another dog.

#until dawn #ud #until dawn headcanons #ud headcanons #jess #mike #ashley #sam #chris #matt #emily #beth #hannah #josh #beth washington #hannah washington #josh washington #sam giddings #mike munroe #ashley brown #chris hartley #emily davis #jessica riley #matt taylor #my post #okay but imagine emily hiring a photographer to take pictures of her and lucy and having a fancy plaque saying Emily Davis & Lucy Davis #sam also called her hamster chip because it snacks ALL THE TIME

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Hey I'm not sure you got my previous ask since tumblr has a tendency to eat them... but would you write keith having to get braces and being really pissed about it and how shiro deals with him for your single dad shiro AU? Thank you!

Hi there! I don’t know if this went the way that you wanted, because I also included Hunk, Pidge and Lance because they are Keith’s BFFs forever. I’m sorry this was a bit late, and tumblr did eat your first ask!! Ugh. But I do hope you still enjoy this, because it was super fun to write. BTW, what Shiro did after Keith got braces happened to me with my lunch when I had to first have braces…Thanks so much for the ask!

x.V.x

              “Keith,what do you want for lunch?”

              “…”

              “Keith?Oh come on now, you can’t ignore me forever.”

              “…”

              “Seriously,the silent treatment?”

              “..”

              “Keith.”

              Shirosighed heavily and eventually turned around so that he could take a look at hisson, who would no doubt be pouting. Sure enough, Keith was pouting with hisarms folded over his chest and bottom lip jutting out. It was quite adorablereally, on the twelve-year-old. Though, the situation was very serious andShiro knew better than to laugh at Keith. Keith was fragile in moments likethis and laughter would only make matters worse.

              Still,Keith was adorable.

              “Come onnow Keith, they aren’t even that bad.” Shiro tried to comfort Keith who couldonly glare at Shiro. He pressed his lips together in attempts to close hismouth even more than possible. Shiro sighed.

              “Youlook good in them; better than the kids in all those teeny-bobby movies.” Shirotried again as he continued to absently pack Keith’s lunch. Keith’s glaresharped and Shiro could almost feel the tension slice through him. He wasslightly impressed by Keith’s looks – apparently, he was improving every day.He still needed some work in making them look more intimidating, but he wassurely improving.

              “Come onKeith. Braces aren’t that bad.” Shiro said and Keith scowled in his seat.

              “Thenwhy don’t you get them?” Keith finally grumbled and Shiro almost cheered invictory. Point one for Dad Shiro. He saw a sliver of the red braces on Keith’steeth, before the pre-teen tried to hide them again.

              “That’sbecause your grandmother had perfect teeth and so did I.” Shiro said andflashed Keith his million dollar smile that made all the boys and girls swoon.Keith sank lower in his seat, pouting again and mumbled to himself.

              “Grandpacursed me.”

              “Unfortunately.”Shiro nodded in agreement while Keith actually tried to hiss at him. Ignoringthe gesture, Shiro packed Keith’s lunchbox into his backpack before handing itto the young boy. “Alright, it’s time for school. Up you go. I already let yougo home early yesterday so you’re not missing another day.”

              “Dad no.There’s no way I can go to school like this.” For a brief second, Shiro watchedas a flash of hesitation and panic flew across Keith’s face before beingreplaced with anger. However, he stood up and followed Shiro out the door, allwhile continuing to argue. “Lance is going to make fun of me and Hunk is gonnalaugh and Pidge too!”

              “Theywill not. Friends don’t laugh.” Shiro murmured quietly while locking the frontdoor. “Your friends will be very supportive, trust me. Lots of kids get bracesthese days anyway, so it’s not like you’re going to stand out.” Shiro pointedout, causing Keith to sigh dramatically.

x.V.x

              Kids didin fact notice Keith’s braces.

              Prettymuch every kid in the school.

              Afterall, it wasn’t every day that the “weird” kid who talked to himself sometimesand chewed on everything, came to school in braces.Bright red braces. Plus, Lance totally made fun of him, the second he caught ofglimpse of those shiny red braces on little Keith’s teeth. Which of course,made Hunk laugh at Lance’s stupid jokes and Pidge laughed because why wouldn’tthey? Hunk tried to apologize when Keith walked away but he couldn’t stopgiggling.

              Unfortunately,thanks to Lance’s big mouth, everyonehad heard about Keith’s braces. Which meant more amo for picking on Keith.Keith was no stranger to bullying at school. He knew a lot of other kids didn’tunderstand why he did the things he did or was the way he was. Keith always feltblessed that despite growing up, Lance, Hunk and Pidge never once treated himany different despite being autistic. Normally, Keith didn’t care but it washard to ignore when kids were laughing at him behind his back and tappingpictures of buck-tooth horses to his locker.

              Keithsighed when another kid asked if Keith’s mouth was bleeding – oh wait, thoseare just your bright red nerd braces.He sat hunched in the back of the cafeteria, hoping that he could simply ignoreeveryone and that he could eat his lunch in peace.

              Lance, Hunkand Pidge hadn’t been able to spot Keith from where he was hiding in thecafeteria. Slowly, Keith unzipped his lunchbox and hoped for a good time. Thatis until he opened up his lunchbox all the way.

              Was this a joke? Was dad tryingto make a joke?

              Keithstared in dismay at his packed lunch, staring at a hard apple, a bag of crunchy chips, some pretzels and a sandwich ontoasted bread. The pain in Keith’s mouth from his braces intensified while hisstomach grumbled pathetically. Can I eventry to eat this? Keith stared mournfully at his lunch before opening hiswater. At least I won’t be thirsty.

              Hewinced at he tried to bit into the sandwich before spitting it out when a sorespot on his teeth became too much. The same result happened when he tried toeat a few meager chips and pretzels. Keith didn’t even bother with the applebefore throwing away his lunch. He ignored the laughter that followed after himbefore scurrying out of the cafeteria, willing back the tears in his eyes.

x.V.x

              “Wasthat a joke today?!” Shiro blinked insurprise when Keith shouted at him before he had closed the door to the car.When he looked over, Shiro could see that Keith was actually furious and not being dramatic. Shirocould barely speak before Keith had tapped both sides of his heads and nearlyscreamed in frustration. “It’s bad enough that I have to wear these stupid things for a year, but you couldn’teven think about how much it hurts when you packed my lunch?! Are you freakin’kidding me?!” Keith tapped his head again and Shiro put the car in drive,catching on to Keith’s signal.

              “I mean,did you seriously have to pack an apple?! And pretzels? You know how much mymouth hurts!” Keith fumed and Shiro felt his eyes widened. A sickly feeling ofguilt clawed at his stomach and his grip on the steering wheel tightened.

              “Oh, mygod, Keith I forgot. I’m so sorry.” Shiro groaned and almost banged hisforehead onto his steering wheel. He couldn’t believe that he had actuallyforgotten to think about how much Keith’s mouth hurt – would hurt for the nextfew days, when he had packed Keith’s lunch this morning. He’d just packed whathe would have normally packed, without thinking, and Shiro felt awful.

              “I know!I can’t forget these.” Keith hissed, pointing to the braces along his teeth. “I have to wear them every day. I can’t just forget aboutthem like that!” Keith crossed his arms over his chest furiously and glared outthe window. Shiro swallowed heavily and sighed, feeling far guiltier that heprobably should have. But it was hard for Keith to adjust to sudden and noticeablechanges such as having to get braces, and Shiro hadn’t made it any easier forhim.

              “You’reright. You can’t just forget about them or pretend they don’t exist.” Shirosighed when the car came to a stop at a red light. “Keith, I’m so sorry. It’sno excuse, but I’m so sorry that I packed you a lunch that you couldn’t eveneat. It was rude of me to not consider how much pain you must be in.”

              Keithfelt his stomach churn with guilt at his dad’s apology. He’d been so angryafter the atrocious day he’d had a work. At first, Keith wanted nothing morethan for his father to apologize for his actions to make Keith feel better, butKeith realized that his dad hadn’t really done anything wrong. Sure, he’dforgotten to pack a soft lunch, but his dad didn’t make him get braces out ofspite and to humiliate Keith. Keith’s dad never did anything to hurt Keith,ever.

              “It’sokay. School just sucks.” Keith finally sighed, rubbing his hands along hispants. Shiro glanced over at Keith for a second before returning to the road. “Kidsthink my braces are a joke. I’m just in a stupid mood.”

              “Arekids making fun of you?” Shiro demanded, and his tone was entirely protectiveand serious now. Keith snickered at the image of his dad marching to theschool. “Do I need to go to your school?” Suddenly, Keith felt guilty. His dadhad fought many of the schools in Keith’s past for their treatment of Keith’sdiagnosis and each time was a hardship on his dad and him. Keith didn’t want hisdad to be under any more stress than necessary.

              “Um,some kids are just making jokes. Like Lance. You know me, I get real hotheadedand annoyed.” Keith rubbed at his jeans nervously and bit his lip. Since he waswatching the road, Shiro didn’t notice Keith’s posture and nodded beforerelaxing.

              “Well,hopefully they’ll stop after today. Jokes get boring after a while.” Shirosmiled and Keith forced himself to smile despite the sick feeling in hisstomach.

              “Yeah.Knowing Lance, he’ll probably be joking about some made-up girl he saved thisweek.”

x.V.x

              I’m sorry about the other day. I’m hopingsome extra pudding will make up for it 😊.Dad        

              Keithcouldn’t fight the smile even if he wanted to when he opened up his lunch thenext day. Instead of the awful lunch yesterday, today’s lunch had two cups ofKeith’s favorite Jell-o, two cups ofchocolate pudding. Some watermelon and a cup of his dad’s homemade soup. Lancecaught sight of the grin on Keith’s face and peeked over into his lunch boxbefore his jaw dropped.

              “That’sadorable, but your dad packed a seriously awesome lunch!” Lance exclaimed andPidge and Hunk both looked in to investigate.

              “Whoa.Can I trade you a pudding cup?” Hunk asked and Pidge nodded eagerly beforescavenging their own lunch to look for something to trade.

              “Nuh-uh.”Keith stuck his tongue out, red braces poking out. “This is my lunch because mymouth hurts.”

              “Dude,maybe I need to get someone to punch me in the mouth so my mama can pack me agoodie pack.” Lance grumbled bitterly and bit into what was supposed to bepizza, but really it could be anything. After all, the cafeteria served sketchystuff sometimes. Hunk and Pidge grumbled playfully but backed off, allowingKeith to eat his lunch in peace.

              However,just as Keith was about to dive into his second pudding cup, his jaw explodedwith pain when he felt something hard and rubberslam into his face. Instantly, Keith dropped his food and grabbed his jaw. Hisnerves were tingling with pain, since his mouth was still sore from the braces.Keith felt tears due to pain begin to burn in his eyes, just as several kidsstarted laughing. Keith barely noticed when Hunk, Pidge and Lance shot out oftheir seats.

              “Hey!Why did you just do that?!” Pidge snarled, hands clenched at their sides infists as the three of them stared down the group of guys who had shot a rubberband at their friend.

              “Wantedto see how much it would hurt.” One kid laughed causing his whole table to joinhim.

              “Well,let’s see how much this will hurt!” Lance threatened darkly and rolled up hissleeves. However, Hunk snatched his fist at the last second and pulled it back,while simultaneously checking to see if Keith was okay. “I’ll knock two centsinto your stupid, tiny brain, you assholes.”

              “Lance!”Hunk whispered hotly and Pidge beamed.

              “Whatever.Don’t know why you defend that loser.” The other kid snorted and his goonieslaughed again.

              “Hey!That’s our friend you’re talking about!” Pidge hissed. “Our best friend, whose face is much moreappealing than yours will ever be withoutbraces.” The kid frowned at Pidge and his goonies all “ooooohed.”

              “Lemmeat him, Hunk.” Lance growled darkly but Hunk easily held him back as he lookedat Keith’s cheek.

              “Are youokay?” Hunk asked when Keith wiped his eyes before anyone could see. Just asKeith was about to speak, he flinched back when another rubber band hit his mouth. Hunk recoiled sharply and let goof Lance, who stormed towards the table of laughing kids with Pidge hot on histail. A dark look settled over Hunk and he turned his full attention to thelaughing kids. There was a look in his eyes, almost like that of a soldier, whowas on his way to war and it made the lunch room’s atmosphere feel like ice.

              “Youjerk.” Hunk said calmly before making his way towards the kid who had shot therubber bands at Keith. By now, the entire lunch room was deadly silent. Hunkhad never intervened before.

              Lanceand Pidge each held back a kid as Hunk made his way towards his target. By now,the kid was beginning to sweat and he scrambled to try and get out of his seat.However, Hunk easily caught him by the collar of his shirt before lifting himup into the air, so that his feet didn’t touch the ground. Hunk’s eyes narrowedand he brought the bully’s face right up to his own.

              “Youthink you can hurt Keith and get away with it?” He said, still in the calmvoice he always had. “Well, think again. Nobody hurts our friend.” With that,Hunk grabbed the kid’s shirt with two hands before dunking the kid into a nearby trashcan. Only when the kid was fullysubmerged in the trash and staring at Hunk with wide eyes did Hunk back awayand grab a hold of Keith’s hand. He led the other boy out of the cafeteria withthe rest of his lunch in hand.

              “Iexpect a new chocolate pudding for Keith tomorrow.” Hunk said over his shoulderand exited the lunchroom. Lance and Pidge followed, each pointing to their eyesand back at the bullies with two fingers and then back at their eyes, beforethey too left the lunchroom.

              No onenoticed the small smile on Keith’s lips.

x.V.x

              Shirohad been livid when he heard about what had happened. You can bet on it that hehad stormed into the school, furious and raging about the safety of childrenand zero tolerance for bullying. Needless to say, the next day Keith had several cups of pudding by his locker,his bully was suspended and his mouthdidn’t hurt as much anymore.

              Unfortunately,Hunk had gotten detention for throwing a kid in the trash can but Shiro hadslid the boy a ten for his work and thanked Hunk for what he did for Keith.Hunk’s smile was enough of thanks for Shiro.

              Keithsmiled, braces and all and thought: Maybethis won’t be too awful.

#single dad shiro #single dad shiro AU #kiddie!AU #kiddie paladins #voltron legendary defender #thanks nonny #this was great #Keith has such good BFFs #BAMF Hunk

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the signs as people i know irl 👀

aries male: really chill and into streetwear, lowkey a huge romantic that asked me for help on where to get candles for his girlfriend +! cares about his friends a lot. MORE EMOTIONAL THAN HE LETS ON!!!!! however, i also know an aries male with the biggest ego ever, who's a dick and not very loyal. thinks he's the king of. everything and is in general a No aries fem: TOUGH!!!!!!! this girl is tough!!!!!!! and also v vvv cute like. has the most muscular body ever and is the best. she loves big tits and is the bluntest person i've met. very protective though, and not to be angered. EASILY RILED!! but is still cute when riled/ angry (as long as it's not at you) taurus male: very. maley. eats ALOOTTTTTTTT all the taurus guys i know are all very tall?? hm strange. has a bad sense of humour but is one of my good friends in school. uses "cock" and "penis" a lot. likes to admire female legs! very maley, sings terrible renditions of firework by katy perry. also best friends with a tall dude and a tall non-dude. they're a very cute trio taurus female: is scary. deadass scary. not well liked by a lot of people, but is actually quite soft on the inside. has a conscience!! but really doesn't seem like she does. picks fights easily, DO NOT THREATEN HER UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH. however also once showed me her bra strap because it was lacy and nice to touch gemini male: looks like a quiet kid, is actually ambitious, SHADY, a ladies' man and quite sensitive. honestly not well liked by other dudes because he's kinda a dick sometimes. gets scared by rebels and gangsters lmaO easily intimidated and jumps to conclusions about people very easily! gemini fem: THE CUTEST, super Blur sometimes but is actually really really good at math. eats very very messily, wants to have 17 jobs in the future. easy to fall in love with, easy to fall out of love with. seems like a bimbo IS NOT she is smart, doe eyed and hilarious. loves crocodiles and is a die hard romantic cancer male: A DICK that has to Sort out his emotions and stop them from hurting people he gets close to!! very sociable, i'm friends with him too. a bit vain but not as bad as egoistic aries. his b.o after he exercises is potent enough to kill a horse. gives sound advice if he doesn't feel the need to be cool cancer female: very very very pretty, laughs and smiles very prettily! but not the fake type, the very glowy type. into lame puns and sarcastic replies. AVOIDS CONFRONTATION LIKE NOBODYS BUSINESS, but doesn't beat around the bush!! also a No to opening up. at all. but writes very sweet cards and is very sweet and lovely LIKES FOOD AND LOOKING AT PRETTY GIRLS leo male: is actually really fun to tease, funny once you get past his lameness. complies easily, but has his own limits too. his deepest darkest secret was that he shaved his eyebrow off when he was 6 and had to fill them in with an eyebrow pencil for a while. leo fem: VERY SWEET AND NASTY OMg,,, she's so soft but so terribly into smut i swear it's scary. she's super caring and hilarious and straightforward as Fuck. nerds out with you and buys you the nicest things!! pays the nicest compliments and is super generous with them. one of my favourite people virgo male: a bit............... emo at times, really eats a lot. is kinda lazy and sometimes banks on his existing skills to get him by? is sometimes hopelessly deluded, and is into top. really thoughtful about the people he's close to though! and a bit fickle minded. eats way too much virgo fem: HARDWORKINGGGGG, superstitious and everything she wears suits her and the way she does her outfits is a Yes! from me. deserves all the good grades, is one of the most worried people i know. SENSIBLE IF NOTHING ELSE and knows what's good for her and what's not. very cute personality, has her life planned quite well, BUT BUYS SMALL ASS KEYCHAINS FOR $19 EACH libra male: competitive!!!!!! easily worked into a frenzy HAHAHA. quite charming although i don't know why, used to be called a pretty boy! is very studies oriented, but is also a fuckboi. gives terrible advice if he wants to seem cool, but is actually good to study with. a friend of mine and actually less of a dick than what people give him credit for libra fem: nicer than what people give her credit for, easily a push over. sees the good in people and doesn't care much about reputations. very lovely until she realises her kindness has been taken advantage of, then she becomes a bit scary and cold towards everyone. takes past experiences as a learning point and also is quite blur at times! tends to digress a lot and deviate from her point. a good teacher though, and explains things well enough! scorpio male: very lazy, smart and athletic though! irritating to argue with, uses illogical points to piss you off on purpose even though he knows it doesn't make sense. uses 'so?' a lot. is cute though, and has very funny reactions to things. is very simple minded, and straightforward. has no airs about him, is very genuine scorpio fem: a big fat NO, hates everyone like really EVERYONE, into american white boy bands, thinks violence is the answer to a lot of things, has an edgy obsession with knives. doesn't know what's good for herself, is a bit deluded and overestimates herself sometimes. but caring, and takes a long time for her to come out of her shell. also uses 'so?' alot sag male: hilarious, genuinely hilarious. could not give a single shit about the greater good, is offensive all the time. animated, and doesn't know what to do with his life. SMART but doesn't seem like it. good judge of character, and someone that makes you feel more comfortable in uncomfortable situations. a good guy underneath many many many layers, and cares for his close friends through small small actions. sag fem: pure evil. just. fucking EVIL. the most two faced Bitch i have ever met, defamed scorpio f but still managed to manipulate her into becoming friends again???v¿???¿ terrible, would throw your expensive shoes into the pool or bury your shoes and blame it on someone else. no courage to own up to her shit either, so really just an annoying bastard that has gotta go cap male: TALL, is very emotional. looks aloof and like a fuckboi but is pretty aight. good insights on things and is a chill guy to hang out with. does stupid things sometimes, is good with words. very similar to aqua fem,, doesn't like to be wrong but considers two options and has an open mind. judgmental though hm cap female: is flustered easily and is hilarious!! tall, but a gentle giant who's honestly so nice to be around. emotional, i've seen her cry several times. but very obsessed with sloths and big tits, likes to look swag !! which she is. super open, talks about sex and porn in a hilarious manner, best friends with cancer f and aries f aqua male: EMOTIONALLLL, and constantly salty about the past 👀 nice to talk to, takes the initiative sometimes as well. goes through alot, is the living embodiment of needing constant emotional support. always constantly salty about the past, talks to many many girls. guys don't like him aqua female: fuckin weird, like just. fucking weird. honestly is Not likeable because she does some of the stupidest things but is actually a sweetheart deep down. shrouds her emotions well enough, means everything she says. likes to have an Open Mind, also tries to play things in her favour quite a lot. one of my closest friends though! and is very content with the small things pisces male: ho BOIIIII the most extra lamest motherfucker there is. hilarious, has the biggest reactions to things and is also a True Brother. very caring towards the people he cares about, and is the typical "i'll teach my son how to pick up girls but my daughter ain't allowed to date till she's 30" kinda guy. good looking and @ first looks like his ego is Sky high but it's not, really. dabs a lot, A HYPEBEAST pisces female: eek. beats around the bush a lot, doesn't like letting people down so she sometimes twists truths and tries to subtly hint at stuff. complete opposite of straightforward. docile! and compliant! rule abiding as well, does not like it when people call her out in the slightest. but a sweet girl overall, and is very appreciative of everyone around her !

#zodiac #astrology #the signs as #people i know irl #👀👀 #i thought it'd be fun to do so here i am

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Motivational Quotes for Women

Many of the most admired entrepreneurs, executives and industry experts today are female. Ever more women becoming world-renowned thought leaders. As a result, they create and run successful business ventures in an ever-widening field of industries. You’ll find so many strong female business leaders and intellectuals around. And their messages of empowerment can inspire even more women to achieve their entrepreneurial dreams.

Motivational Quotes for Women

Here is a collection of inspirational quotes and apt advice from successful women to act as a source of motivation for female entrepreneurs everywhere.

Find Your Voice and Inner Strength Quotes

Getting started in the business world can be an intimidating process. But it all begins with finding your voice and developing your inner strength. A a result, you to take on all the obstacles that lay before you. It can take some time to figure out exactly what it is that truly fuels your passion, but once you know what you want, you must find the inner strength to pursue that dream to the end. Here are some motivational quotes for women who need a little encouragement:

Some Simple Words of Encouragement

Whatever it is that you think you want to do, and whatever it is that you think stands between you and that, stop making excuses. You can do anything. ~ Katia Beauchamp (co-founder of Birchbox)

The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud. ~ Coco Chanel (fashion designer)

Entrepreneurship is the last refuge of the troublemaking individual. ~ Natalie Clifford Barney (playwright and poet)

Making the decision to not follow a system, or someone else’s rules has allowed me to really dig into what my own strengths and gifts are without spending time feeling jaded or wasteful. ~ Ishita Gupta (founder of Fearless Magazine)

More Quotes from Great Women About Inner Strength

No matter what kind of challenges or difficulties or painful situations you go through in your life, we all have something deep within us that we can reach down and find the inner strength to get through them. ~ Alana Stewart (actress and model)

I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from within. It is there all the time. ~ Anna Freud (Austrian-British psychoanalyst)

Nothing can dim the light which shines from within. ~ Maya Angelou (poet, singer, memoirist and civil rights activist)

Go within every day and find the inner strength so that the world will not blow your candle out. ~ Katherine Dunham

You really have to look inside yourself and find your own inner strength, and say, ‘I’m proud of what I am and who I am.’ ~ Mariah Carey (singer and songwriter)

Motivational Quotes to Conquer Fear

Most people feel an element of fear when taking on a new task or trying to achieve something they haven’t done before. It’s a natural apprehension that has a variety of causes, but also a variety of solutions. Therefore it is crucial to anyone’s success that they don’t allow fear to obstruct their path to success. Here are some fear-conquering quotes from females who have indeed conquered fear itself:

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. ~ Audre Lorde (poet and feminist)

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.’ You must do the thing you think you cannot do. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt (diplomat and activist)

Nobody talks about entrepreneurship as a survival, but that’s exactly what it is and what nurtures creative thinking. Running that first shop taught me business is not financial science; it’s about trading, buying and selling. ~ Anita Roddick (founder of The Body Shop)

Courage Sometimes Takes Different Forms

Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, ‘I will try again tomorrow’. ~ Mary Anne Radmacher (author)

Next time, ask: what’s the worst that will happen? Then push yourself a little further than you dare. Once you start to speak, people will yell at you. They will interrupt you, put you down and suggest it’s personal. And the world won’t end. And the speaking will get easier and easier. And you will find you have fallen in love with your own vision, which you may never have realized you had. And you will lose some friends and lovers, and realize you don’t miss them. And new ones will find you and cherish you. And at last you’ll know with surpassing certainty that only one thing is more frightening than speaking your truth. And that is not speaking. ~ Audre Lorde (writer and activist)

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass. It’s about learning how to dance in the rain. ~ Vivian Greene (British writer)

A lot of people would say ‘sexy’ is about the body. But to me, ‘sexy’ is a woman with confidence. I admire women who have very little fear. ~ Allegra Versace (Italian heiress and socialite)

Don’t be Limited

I’ve learned that fear limits you and your vision. It serves as blinders to what may be just a few steps down the road for you. The journey is valuable, but believing in your talents, your abilities, and your self-worth can empower you to walk down an even brighter path. Transforming fear into freedom – how great is that? ~ Soledad O’Brien (broadcaster and executive producer)

Don’t let fear or insecurity stop you from trying new things. Believe in yourself. Do what you love. And most importantly, be kind to others, even if you don’t like them. ~ Stacy London (stylist and fashion consultant, author and magazine editor)

Some days, 24 hours is too much to stay put in, so I take the day hour by hour, moment by moment. I break the task, the challenge, the fear into small, bite-size pieces. I can handle a piece of fear, depression, anger, pain, sadness, loneliness, illness. I actually put my hands up to my face, one next to each eye, like blinders on a horse. ~ Regina Brett (author, inspirational speaker and newspaper columnist)

Work Smarter Motivational Quotes

There is also a wealth of good advice out there from business women and female intellectuals with regards to how to achieve success. One of the oft repeated pieces of advice involves working smarter instead of harder, although a combination of both would seem the ideal solution. Here are a few motivational quotes for women about working smarter:

How to Work Smarter in Your Business

So often people are working hard at the wrong thing. Working on the right thing is probably more important than working hard. ~ Caterina Fake (co-founder of Flickr)

There is no royal flower-strewn path to success. And if there is, I have not found it, for if I have accomplished anything in life it is because I have been willing to work hard. ~ Madam C.J. Walker (USA’s first female millionaire entrepreneur)

You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone. ~ Tina Fey (writer and comedian)

Nothing will work unless you do. ~ Maya Angelou (poet, singer and activist)

People don’t take opportunities because the timing is bad, the financial side unsecure. Too many people are overanalyzing. Sometimes you just have to go for it. ~ Michelle Zatlyn (co-founder of CloudFlare)

It Starts with Basic Intelligence

We should all feel confident in our intelligence. By the way, intelligence to me isn’t just being book-smart or having a college degree; it’s trusting your gut instincts, being intuitive, thinking outside the box, and sometimes just realizing that things need to change and being smart enough to change it. ~ Tabatha Coffey (Australian hairstylist, salon owner and TV personality)

I might not be very smart, but I surround myself with smart people. ~ Barbara Mandrell (country music singer and actress)

I think art cannot be planned. The audience is too smart to get the dishonesty or ‘too much planning’ thing. I am not a legend, but I want to be one. I want to be known as an achiever. There is so much more that I can do. ~ Priyanka Chopra (Indian actress, singer and film producer)

It’s Neat to be Nerdy

Computer science is not just for smart ‘nerds’ in hoodies coding in basements. Coding is extremely creative and is an integral part of almost every industry. ~ Reshma Saujani (lawyer, politician and founder of tech organization Girls Who Code)

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character. ~ Suzanne Vega (singer, songwriter and record producer)

Dare to Be Different Quotes for Women

Some of the best advice from successful female entrepreneurs is to dare to be different. It can help you stand out from the crowd and might just lead to that brilliant idea that nobody else has thought of yet. Of course, it takes courage and imagination to be truly unique, but once you discover what it is about you that makes you special, you can use to achieve great success. Here are some great quotes to inspire each individual to be proud of who they are and to make the very best of themselves:

Expect the unexpected. And whenever possible, be the unexpected. ~ Lynda Barry (cartoonist and author)

Don’t be intimidated by what you don’t know. That can be your greatest strength and ensure that you do things differently from everyone else. ~ Sara Blakely (founder of Spanx)

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different. ~ Coco Chanel (founder of Chanel)

Whatever you do, be different; that was the advice my mother gave me, and I can’t think of better advice for an entrepreneur. If you’re different, you will stand out. ~ Anita Roddick (businesswoman and activist)

What makes you different or weird, that’s your strength. ~ Meryl Streep (actress)

Crazy Is Cool

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. ~ Steve Jobs (co-founder of Apple)

Be different, stand out, and work your butt off. ~ Reba McEntire (country singer, songwriter, actress and record producer)

It’s not like I try to be different, but every single person is unique, and every single person has special things to offer, and it’s about embracing it and not being afraid of the fact that maybe you’re different or quirky, but it’s okay to be different, and it can be a wonderful thing. ~ Lindsey Stirling (violinist, singer and songwriter)

Since I don’t look like every other girl, it takes a while to be okay with that. To be different. But different is good. ~ Serena Williams (tennis player)

I’ve always known that I wanted to be different. I wanted to stand out, so my gear is very elaborate, very blingy, very loud, because I want people to notice me, want to look like me. The Boss necklace, the ring. I want everything big. ~ Sasha ‘Legit Boss’ Banks (professional wrestler)

Empowering Quotes for Women

The empowerment of women in these more enlightened times has been long overdue. Sometimes it might feel like we still have along way to go. It takes time to achieve true equality. But the struggle will never let up while there is so much inspiration to draw from. Many great people have spoken eloquently, and sometimes not so eloquently, about the importance of personal empowerment for women, so here are some excellent quotes on that subject:

Everyone has inside of her a piece of good news. The good news is that you don’t know how great you can be, how much you can love, what you can accomplish, and what your potential is. ~ Anne Frank

And one day she discovered that she was fierce and strong, and full of fire and that not even she could hold herself back because her passion burned brighter than her fears. ~ Mark Antony (Roman politician)

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a b*tch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass. ~ Maya Angelou (poet and civil rights activist)

Stay True to Yourself

Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got. There is no yesterday, no tomorrow, it’s all the same day. ~ Janis Joplin (singer and songwriter)

We realize the importance of our voices only when we are silenced. ~ Malala Yousafzai (Pakistani activist for female education and the youngest Nobel Prize laureate)

The best protection any woman can have is courage. ~ Elizabeth Cady Stanton (suffragist, social activist, abolitionist and leading figure of the early women’s rights movement)

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. ~ Alice Walker (novelist, poet and social activist)

One of the most courageous things you can do is identify yourself, know who you are, what you believe in and where you want to go. ~ Sheila Murray Bethel (entrepreneur and best selling business author)

Success Quotes for Women

Success means different things to many different women. But it ultimately involves achieving our heart’s desire. For example, it could involve starting a successful business. Or it could mean completing a passionate art project. As a result, we can all take some inspiration from the words of women. Especially those who have excelled in their own fields of industry and artistic expression. Here are some quotes about success to inspire you to achieve your own …

Success as a woman has changed me. That’s what I feel is the first thing. When I feel like a successful woman as a rounded human being, then it feeds my work in a broader way so it becomes more interesting. ~ Jacqueline Bisset (English actress)

I never dreamed about success. I worked for it. ~ Estée Lauder (businesswoman)

Buckle up, and know that it’s going to be a tremendous amount of work, but embrace it. ~ Tory Burch (fashion designer, businesswoman and philanthropist)

Define success on your own terms, achieve it by your own rules, and build a life you’re proud to live. ~ Anne Sweeney (co-chairperson of Disney Media Networks)

Embrace Your Mistakes as Well as Your Successes

We need to accept that we won’t always make the right decisions, that we’ll screw up royally sometimes – understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it’s part of success. ~ Arianna Huffington (author, syndicated columnist and businesswoman)

If you are successful, it is because somewhere, sometime, someone gave you a life or an idea that started you in the right direction. Remember also that you are indebted to life until you help some less fortunate person, just as you were helped. ~ Melinda Gates (philanthropist and a former general manager at Microsoft)

I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles. ~ Audrey Hepburn (actress)

Define success in your own terms. Achieve it by your own rules, and build a life you’re proud to live. ~ Anne Sweeney, (co-chairperson of Disney Media Networks)

Successful women are not liked. I think the biggest danger for women in science is colleagues who are not as good as you are. ~  Christiane Nusslein-Volhard (German developmental biologist and 1995 Nobel Prize-winner)

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took an excuse. ~ Florence Nightingale (social reformer, statistician and founder of modern nursing)

More Inspirational Quotes for Women

Here are 10 more quotes to inspire women to believe in themselves …

Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. ~ Pink (singer and songwriter)

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt (politician)

I do not wish [women] to have power over men, but over themselves. ~ Mary Wollstonecraft (English writer, philosopher, and advocate of women’s rights)

I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning to sail my ship. ~ Louisa May Alcott (novelist, short story writer and poet)

Don’t let anyone rob you of your imagination, your creativity, or your curiosity. It’s your place in the world; it’s your life. ~ Dr. Mae Jemison (engineer, physician and former NASA astronaut)

Power is not given to you. You have to take it. ~ Beyoncé Knowles (singer)

A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. ~ Jane Austen (author)

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will. ~ Charlotte Brontë (English novelist and poet)

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim. ~ Nora Ephron (journalist, writer and filmmaker)

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier. ~ Diane Von Furstenberg (Belgian fashion designer and former princess)

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