#a post about max it is | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dinitride-art · 2 years

Text

Might start drawing Max doing physio stretches and exercises so I actually remember to do mine. Like all her bones are broken and my bodies just like this- so in no way will it be accurate.

But it would be for me.

Or maybe I could just draw her complaining about it. And Guilt trip myself into doing them.

Or it could be like a weekly party thing where they all do them with Max for a day. And complain about it to no end as Max just leaves them in the fucking dust. Because stretching is hard actually. And there are muscles that don’t make any sense but apparently you need them to keep your bones from grinding together. Which is bullshit.

Anyways here’s to hoping that theyre not going to do the ‘oOh this character was completely healed by magic! And been better than before!’ Thing in season five because that’s annoying- and not how it works.

Give me Max with chronic headaches and pain in her limbs that is terrible but she lives with it. Because that’s just what happens. And give me Max who’s still happy and snarky and who’s angry and bitter and sad. But who has friends and a support system who she can rely on in every way. But more than anything- just to be her friends.

Y’know?

#max mayfield #did I forget to do stretches for an entire month?#yes.#does my body hate me?#I don’t know because I don’t know what it’s be like if I actually did the stretches #but also my physiotherapist is going to be disappointed in me #so #a post about max it is #I feel like I should have a tag for posts that are just my train of thought #because there is a small portion of the posts on my blog #that are just #not like the others #like this one #feels just a tad bit too… personal

6 notes · View notes

necr0maru · 8 months

Text

transmascs meeting up for brunch look like this

#sam and max #homestar runner #tf2 #penny arcade #poker night at the inventory #wanted to add that i was talking about how beautiful the existence of poker night at the inventory is and this post came to me like a vision

4K notes · View notes

lillazyboithings · 5 months

Text

"So tonight we’re gonna chronicle

A story so astronomical"

This was a vision that I had to fulfill, I spent like more than 1 and 1/2 days on this (im excluding the procrastination, if we include it, its 3 days)

basically im combining my two strong brainrots of this month, tgwdlm and npmd, and ngl im actually in love with the results

2K notes · View notes

laundrybiscuits · 1 year

Text

The officer leans close, jabbing a finger into Steve’s chest. “You’re damn lucky it ain’t ten years ago or one state over,” he growls. “You could be looking at a felony charge, serving 15 to life. We didn’t stand for this kind of thing in Hawkins when I joined the force.”

Steve just folds his arms and gives the officer a bored look. “Okay,” he says. “Good talk. Can I see my boyfriend now?”

The officer sneers, but he steps aside to let Steve through. They’ve got Eddie cuffed to the hospital bed with another gun-toting guard in the corner.

“Jesus christ,” snaps Steve. “He’s not gonna escape, he can’t even walk right now. Why don’t you clear out and give us a little privacy, huh?”

“Sorry,” says the guard, not sounding all that sorry. “It’s for his own protection.”

Fuck. He’s gonna have to hope Eddie can follow his lead. All that practice pretending to be a wizard or whatever has to be good for something, right?

He perches on the side of Eddie’s bed and takes his hand. He can do this. “Hey, gorgeous. How’re you feeling?”

“Uh,” says Eddie, eyebrows doing something hilarious. “Steve?”

“It’s okay,” says Steve. He rubs his thumb over Eddie’s knuckles. This is the most they’ve ever touched, he thinks—the most that was just skin, no layers of denim or leather in between. Not even a layer of blood and dirt.

He swallows and keeps going, willing Eddie to develop freaky mind-reading powers all of a sudden. “I know you didn’t want to tell anyone about us, but I had to, baby. I’m sorry. I had to tell them you were, y’know, with me when…when Jason killed Chrissy.”

“You didn’t have to tell them about us,” says Eddie slowly. He’s giving Steve kind of an intense look. “Honey-pie. I’m sure there’s gotta be another way. One without as many consequences for you that you might not have thought all the way through.”

“There really isn’t,” Steve says. Thank god Eddie’s so quick on the uptake. Sure, he’s being a stubborn dick about it, but at least it doesn’t seem like he’s going to let anything slip.

“Fucking hell,” sighs Eddie. “Don’t suppose we can put that pesky little cat back in the bag. Okay. Darling angel, light of my life, corndog of my soul, who else knows?”

Corndog of my soul, Steve mouths to himself. “Just the cops. And Robin and Nancy, obviously. And—oh, remember Hopper?”

“Do I remember Hopper, he asks. Oh, pudding-pop. The late Chief Hopper and I spent so, so much quality time together over the years; he was practically a father figure to me. And just as with my actual dear old dad, his departure was cause for great rejoicing in Casa Munson.”

“Sorry to break the bad news, then. Hop’s alive, and he—uh, he knows everything.” Steve tries to communicate the scope of everything by kind of tilting his head back and forth. “He’s been…helping.”

“Huh. No shit,” says Eddie. Steve can’t tell whether or not he’s getting it. To be fair, there’s a lot to get. “Okay, gallant knight errant of mine, any news on whether or not I’m getting sprung from this charmingly appointed dungeon?”

“We’re…Hopper’s working on it. That’s why I’m. Y’know. Here. To tell you that they know about us.”

“Cool, right, understood.” Eddie closes his eyes, leaning back on his pillow. It’s so strange to see him in nothing but a hospital gown against white sheets. He looks like a wrung-out dishtowel.

There’s a commotion from outside, raised voices saying something like you let him what and haven’t even interrogated the Munson kid yet and not a legal status you fuckin—

“Time’s up, sweetheart,” says Eddie, mouth quirking up into the ghost of a smile. “Anything else you wanna say before they decide to upgrade my security?”

“Uh,” says Steve. He’d mostly been focusing on getting the basics of Eddie’s alibi across in a convincing way, and he can’t remember if there were any other details Eddie should know.

He hears the door slam open behind him, and panics. “Love you, bye,” he says, and ducks in to brush a quick kiss across Eddie’s chapped lips. The last thing he sees as he’s hauled bodily out of the room by a pissed-off detective is Eddie with his eyes gone enormous and shocked, lifting his uncuffed hand to his mouth, looking and looking at Steve like something is always going to be different from now on, forever.

(ETA: small continuation here!)

#dashed off 90% of this a little while ago based on a post that I now cannot find; I’ve been traveling and finished it up on a train this AM #but yes this is literally the same general premise as bonitabreezy's I Like to See You in the Morning Light #pls go read that instead #I know I’ve lied about this before but I’m really not planning to continue this at all! it is just a silly little thing!#also IANAL but afaik IN decrim’d sodomy in ‘76; 15 to life was the max sentence in MI for first-time & repeat offenders respectively iirc #steddie

6K notes · View notes

navycat305 · 6 months

Text

Something something Max Jagerman prevented Pete from shooting his shot with Steph when he was alive by beating him up and then prevented Steph from shooting her shot with Pete as a ghost by stopping the fucking bullet she was trying to shoot him with

#the true transition from normal high school bully story to oh god oh fuck here comes the supernatural with a steel chair #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #original post #does this make sense? i don’t know #do I care? maybe. I get anxious about these things #npmd

2K notes · View notes

yourwagonisaflame · 5 months

Text

grace + max + textposts

#i love these i see them everywhere i wanted to contribute #one of them is a tweet shhh #anyways i love these types of posts and ive never made them before but here we are #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #max jagerman #grace chasity #hatchetfield #for someone whos favorite character is pete i have been SO attached to holy ghost. theres smth about these two

1K notes · View notes

mobydyke · 1 year

Text

why does a story have to be true? is it not enough for it to give me indescribable power and authority over my peers

#ace txt #posts that are about black sails #flint says this but also so does jack and also max and also silver and billy #vane hates them

4K notes · View notes

beanscool-excellent · 6 months

Text

npmd as textposts and various other things (pt 1 maybe???)

#is this anything #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #steph lauter #peter spankoffski #max jägerman #grace chasity #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #your boy's learning how to tag!!#this is the post that got me to 250 reblogs and i think that says something about me but im not sure what #1k

1K notes · View notes

heyheresathou · 20 days

Text

how do y'all not let the things you like consume your entire being

519 notes · View notes

peoplesprincessgeorge · 2 months

Text

formula 1 + txt posts 4.0

#im having too much truly playing with jpgs like it's dolls #creative outlet for person with no relevant talents #except of course being extremly funny and correct about these guys #formula 1 #f1 #f1 memes #charles leclerc #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #brocedes #pierre gasly #piarles #fernando alonso #sebastian vettel #maxiel #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #my txt posts #f1 + text posts

1K notes · View notes

omtai · 8 months

Text

my chemical romance members as types of apples

gerard is a pink lady apple. an elixir of an apple... refreshing and sweet, yet has a gorgeous tangyness to her... familliar but fresh with every bite... beautiful princess apple

mikey is a golden delicious. be kind to these apples... perfectly sweet with little acidity. shines like an autumn sunset flowering between the leaves of aspen trees...

ray the crispin apple... a beautiful balance between crunchy and juicy. a reliable friend of an apple until the end... sweet and honeylike but ever fleeting like the early morning frost... come home crispin apple

frank is the beautiful envy apple. immortal red like the beautiful gala apple... tough and punchy on the surface but once the skin yields under your teeth its a world of transcendal sweet crispness... always there when you need him... bake him into a pie

#omtai post #should i maintag this...#why not #mcr #like a boss #i think about apples too much. i love apples #inspired by z0mbiefranks toast post and max vamptits kitchen utensils post

1K notes · View notes

swift-kwikster · 5 months

Text

A comic about Sam and Max being trans guys, taking place at Sam's old job as a stewardess before he transitioned. Being that it's Sam & Max, weird ridiculous hijinks ensure.

So... After two years of working on this on and off, it's finished! I had posted pages as I was making them on here before but those posts are no longer on my blog- I actually redid most of the pages with new jokes and panels, and fixed a lot. I'm really proud of how far this has come. :)

Please reblog if you can if you like it, so more can see it! It'd mean so much! Thank you. <3

#sam and max #sam & max #sam and max freelance police #sam & max freelance police #i cant believe its done #im posting this at 6 am and i know im gonna come back and be like 'DAMNIT I CANT BELIEVE THIS MISTAKE IS LEFT HERE'#but ah well!!#seriously please share if you can ;_;#when i felt like making the last page again i wanted to come back with the full comic mostly revamped #i hope those who liked it before are still here and like it still haha #thank you to everyone who has been so nice about my art and this story in particular - i learnt so much in how to make comics better becaus #of making this #there's some extra jokes that are hard to see in the background ill explain in a later post!#if theres trigger warnings i should add lemme know

623 notes · View notes

fumifooms · 4 months

Text

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned