#absolutely correct quotes

[west-tokyo-incidents]

New Recruit; so... What's the scariest human deviation to run into?

Everyone, collectively: Fusataro

#one person probably adds that kia is a close second #ress talks #absolutely correct quotes #the facility #listen at least 90% of our aus where the human have powers FUSSA HAS FUCKING MIND CONTROL #or at least INSANE powers of suggestion #that shit SCARY

[that1bitchqueer]

**Dukes of Hazzard incorrect quotes pt. 1**

Rosco: And that’s why you’re all under arrest— *points* Was that hole in the wall always there?

Jesse: *sips coffee* I have two boys what d’you want?

#dukes of hazzard #incorrect quotes #bo duke #luke duke #general lee #80s #absolutely correct quotes

[apolloisgaysstuff]

Jack: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Julio: Put spaghetti in it.

Jack: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Amber: Put spaghetti in it.

Jack: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Fleur: Put spaghetti in it.

Jack: I am no longer taking suggestions.

#incorrect quotes #season of the storm #amber chase #julio #elle cosimano #jack #fleur #absolutely correct quotes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JADE: its such a shame that ben shapiro insists on the whole alt right thing!!!

JADE: i really think hed make a killing voicing animated squirrels :P

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #mod terezi #what an absolutely unhinged but totally correct take

[luckycloverforducks]

[Swap AU]

Alastor : I'm going to kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Husker : Al, buddy, I'm trying to be nice here but for the last fuckin' time, that is NOT an appropriate response to dropping your microphone cane.

Alastor :

Husker : You do this everytime. Sometimes you even actually try. I genuinely don't get it.

#UpsideDown/Swap AU #Husker is so sick of him #even in a swap AU he cant escape the absolute exhaustingly irritating force that is Alastor #he also cant escape caring about him atleast a little bit in every universe #they r so silly #radiohusk #swap au #hazbin hotel swap au #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #incorrect quotes except theyre kind of correct actually

[ir0npvrker]

teacher: can someone please tell me the three stages of life?

peter: birth, what the fuck is this, death

#source: tumblr #and he’s absolutely correct #peter parker #spider man #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect peter parker #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

[im-still-watching-anime]

sasuke: i’m going to kill all the world leaders and institute a new form of government

naruto: okay i don’t think im going to let you do that

sasuke: also i’m going to make myself into everyone’s enemy on purpose and live the rest of my life miserable and alone

naruto: excuse me?? like hell you will? what the fuck absolutely not

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #sasunaru #sns #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #i just like how naruto is like ‘no :(‘ when sasuke talks about murdering the world’s government #but then when he mentions how he’ll take all the negativity and suffering naruto just ‘WTF ABSOLUTELY NOT’ #he sure has priorities #and they are SO correct

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Ruby: Welcome back, guys! Whoa! Looks like you two had fun.

Weiss: *clothes disheveled and damp and ringing out her braid* Why don't you ask Blake?

Yang: What happened?

Blake: *trying to get water out of her ears* Weiss suggested we go to the new "Catch your Own Dinner" fishing restaurant downtown to go over wedding plans.

Weiss: And.

Blake: And instead of using the fishing poles, I jumped over the railing.

Weiss: And!

Blake: And when Weiss tried to stop me, I pulled her over with me.

Yang: *laughing* Wow, Babe! Weiss can manage to hold you back when you're trying to follow me into the abyss, but can't hold a candle to your strength when fish is involved.

Blake: It was a TUNA, Yang!

Bonus:

Blake: Besides, *appreciating Yang drying her hair*, it's not like I was going to marry the tuna. I'm marrying you. I ate the tuna.

Yang: Depending on the day, I don't see much of a difference between me and a tuna in that aspect.

Weiss and Ruby: WE KNOW!!!!

#bumbleby #blake really loves tuna #weiss is best wingman #weiss and ruby are suffering #weiss is such a good beekeeper #reasons why you shouldn't bring a cat faunus to a catch your own fish restaurant #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #incorrect rwby quotes #nah absolutely correct rwby quote

[japes-assured]

"There are no cool people on Tumblr."

-Anthony Burch, 2022

#he is absolutely correct #sons and sonsability #dungeons and daddies #anthony burch #anthony burch quote #japes-assured faves

[airaly]

"I like this, you know?"

Reference for the pose from this

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #astarion x tav #my art #my stuff #as usual i don't remember which is the correct tag so #i'm sorry i'm sorry i become absolutely sappy when it comes to this wet dog #also i couldn't find the exact quote he says when tav kisses him #i swear he told me that line sometimes but i can't remember it exactly #i think the meaning remains the same but funny he NEVER said it to me again while i was looking for it #hopefully the meaning is the same #bitch (affectionate)

[rachelfoleyisntdead]

Ashrah: Alright, someone is going to have to take Bi Han out. Sareena: 🙋‍♀️ Raiden: Not on a date. Sareena: It could work, though!

#sareena #bireena #let her cook raiden!!!! #absolutely correct mk quotes

[the-clones-deserve-the-best]

Here's some more "incorrect" quotes

Tech , pointing a camera at Crosshair : There he is, our sweet baby.

Crosshair , holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Wrecker : Can we go to a haunted house?

Crosshair : What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Wrecker : Wh-what?

Crosshair : Goodnight, Wrecker .

Cody: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!

Hunter, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

Cutup: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Cutup: I will not yield.

Howzer: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

*the TV is freaking out*

Hondo: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Hondo: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.

Hondo: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.

*later, in a barfight*

Hondo: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

Hunter: *sucking on a popsicle*

Wrecker : Pfft, you practicing for when Y/N gets here?

Hunter: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Wrecker : *Concern*

Hunter: Two bros!

Hunter: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Hunter: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

#incorrect!? #star wars #bad batch #arc trooper echo #the clone wars #Commander Cody #clone trooper Cutup #absolute chaos #totally correct quotes #what do you mean they're #incorrect clone wars quotes

[sunflower--meadows]

"Boo, I could raise a skeleton army to preform a choreographed dance. I bet I could teach them 'Single Ladies' if you like"

After reading that I just had to make this

#pjo #nico di angelo #sun and the star #correct pjo quotes #glee #kurt hummel #this book reads like a fucking fanfic istg #I'm absolutely here for it though #its doing the cooking and the cleaning

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: Hey every8ody! It's pride, and you know what that means?

Vriska: Forgetting a8out my war crimes 8ecause I've got a rain8ow logo now!

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #vriska serket #mod terezi #if you think i'm gonna be distracted from the war crimes you are absolutely correct

[therighthandofvengeance]

the fact that Delenn teaches herself to drop f-bombs before knowing the word “butt” is the pinnacle of characterization

#babylon 5 #b5 #delenn of mir #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #half-Human half-Minbari and all enthusiasm #I expect absolutely nothing less #“abso-fragging-lutely dammit” #and then maybe a singular episode later: the But/Butt Scene #Delenn of “it would be considered inappropriate for one of the religious caste” Mir literally hours before: #dropping an f-bomb on her way to her mentor's body to take her new boyfriend to meet the in-laws #I know how I sound #but I also know that I’m correct #it's her cause (life) and we're just living in it

[wizardnuke]

head in hands. i spent two days on that essay. i thought it was bullshit. what do you mean it was the only a in the class. what are you talking about. why.

#i understand that im good at writing i just cannot comprehend that im good at writing #its just. kind of boring god bless. #it's madlibs with phrases man. quote. here's how this is relevant. quote. another quote. here's how this is also relevant. #in an extremely stiff and Gramatically Correct way of phrasing shit that is absolutely deathly boring to me