#acceptable alternatives:

[goddamnshinyrock]

people who grew up drinking dairy milk and switched to non-dairy later in life: ugh almond milk is so thin and watery, I accept coconut milk or cashew milk only!

me, who grew up drinking rice milk: almond milk is almost TOO flavorful and rich, wow

#RICE MILK IS VERY WATERY BUT IT’S GOT A PLACE IN MY HEART #I admit there is a reason rice milk is not the widely accepted alternative milk choice of the people.... #but still. I’m loyal. #also my opinion on soymilk is ‘yucky’ and that is all #inane personal post #trying to start lactose free discourse on tumblr dot com for funsies

[egophiliac]

Just an idea

What about yuu with a paradox pokemon becuase of the whole thing about being from different worlds

ooh, I hadn't thought about that, but I like it! like, I think Grim fills the role of Yuu's pokemon (or vice-versa) (somehow) but I kind of love the idea that he's some kind of far-removed Paradox or alternate-timeline version of another pokemon or something. honestly, there would probably be a lot of theories about what exactly he is! mostly it involves throwing a lot of pokeballs at him and seeing what happens.

also just for fun I want to make him slightly more pokemon-proportioned:

(he would still have to be the one who actually battles though)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #how to make a pokemon: squish the grim #so there is some implication in canon that grim might be like...the twstland equivalent of mr michael theodore #which i shall not examine too closely because down that train of thought lies only madness #but that does further imply that poke-grim is an alternate dimension pikachu and THAT is hilarious #it doesn't make any sense but i will accept it #poketwst

[clownrecess]

You do not have the right to touch someone's disability aid without asking, whether that aid be a wheelchair or an AAC device.

"It's just a tablet, though." No, it is not. It is my voice. Touching or moving my device without my permission is like touching my mouth without permission, it's weird, gross, invasive, and rude. Stop.

Pushing someone's wheelchair without permission is like picking them up and moving them out of the way eithout permission, its weird, invasive, gross, and weird. Stop.

#actually autistic #aac user #situationally nonspeaking #disability aids #aac device #aac users #proloquo2go #nonspeaking autistic #nonspeaking #nonspeaking not nonverbal #wheelchair #neurodivergent #autism #autism acceptance #disabled #disability #disabilties #disabled not special needs #autigender #alternative and augmentative communication #high support needs

[duckdotimg]

Body headcanons (or rather canons for Jutta and Salice lol)

I kinda loosely based the heights based on some approximations I saw online but nothing is precise

#duck.png #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 durge #bg3 au salice #jutta of krenrau #salice feltracco #bg3 durge jutta #i dont even know if i made this tag for her omfg i have to fix that lol #astarion #gale of waterdeep #wyll ravengard #lae'zel #shadowheart #karlach #fanart #accept that the women are hairy or die by my hand. there is no alternative to this. you either accept it or cry me a river. #edit on 3/3/2024 jutta survived the vivisection. yipee!!

[chonkymoth]

I'd like to present an idea to the masses...........

#all of the posts of loki being the god of stories is related to the time stone #and i saw another last night that included wanda as the reality stone which made perfect sense #so naturally #my silly little brain was determined to figure out the others #accepting any alternative ideas for who would be who !!! #loki series #loki spoilers #loki #loki laufeyson #carol danvers #captain marvel #the marvels #mcu vision #steven strange #dr. strange #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #agatha harkness #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #mine #mcu edit #adding this tag a solid 30 mins after posting to complain abt how i misspelled stephen 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 #godspeed to me and my illiterate ass #also i want it to be noted that i specifically listed them in this order bc rainbow #not me switching out the pics to be correct even tho its already been reblogged

[itadore-you]

pairing: nanami kento x fem!reader c/w: implied smut, not canon events but it should be w/c: only 600 words today sorry <3

The way how Nanami tears off his clothes when he gets home: his tie already loosened the second he gets in the car; the dents at the back of his stiff, expensive oxford shoes because he can't be bothered to take them off properly; the trail of clothes left along the hallway as he finally reaches you. You've been waiting for so long for him to come back home, to be in your arms again. All those hours spent in a dull trance, wary and anxious that he's been badly injured from this mission.

The second that the hallway lights spill from underneath the door, you stand up giddily, knowing that he's back.

'My love...' Nanami says breathlessly, the chill from outside still burning on his cheeks. You rush into his arms, relaxing at his touch.

'Thank god you're back, Kento, I missed you so much.'

'I know, honey. I missed you too.'

You help him to unbutton his shirt, knowing how much he hates being in his work clothes. Nanami is eager to kiss you the moment it drops to the ground, hands circling your waist to bring you in closely.

'I quit today. It's all over now,' He pants between your kisses. 'You don't need to worry anymore.'

'What? What's over?" You're praying hard between each second you hold your breath, the day has finally come -

'I quit the job. No more fighting, and no more curses. Today was the last day.'

With his words, you can almost feel how each and every fibre of muscle in his body finally relaxes, how something comes back to life in his eyes again when he looks at you. Something about loving someone so deeply has imprinted on your soul, to a point where you start to think that maybe you become your other half somewhere along the way. Maybe emotions aren't all for one to bear - when one's away, you can still feel the other's suffering.

'When Nanami's happy, you're happy' is an understatement. The two of you are euphoric as you hold each other; Kento sweeps you off your feet as he's unable to contain his joy.

"I might have to burn these clothes forever. I never want to see them again," He sighs after eventually setting you down.

"I know it'd remind you of the past, but Ken," You watch as he kicks the shirt, tie and harness to the side - "I do always love seeing you in a nice suit and tie."

He raises an eyebrow in response, making you giggle. "I'll just have to find a new signature colour for you, won't I?"

"I'd love that, Kento..."

"Come, let me show you how much I love you."

With one swift motion, he's got you in the closest room possible, making sure that the surface he pins you against isn't too uncomfortable - it's a little indecent that he could barely keep his hands off of you in the hallway, but with the way how you look tonight (it's simply the radiance that happiness gives you), he can't help himself. Kento Nanami is a lost man until you give him purpose.

Just as he nips at your neck, he pulls away, blond hair falling into his eyes. "I apologise for coming on so quickly, I just-"

"No need to ask Kento, I want you right now."

He nods, pressing a fervent kiss to your lips, almost shaking when he eventually pulls away. "Mhm?"

"And I'd want you again. And again. It can all be tonight or tomorrow, whenever," You pant between kisses. "We have all the time in the world."

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Death comes to many too often, and even the life of a regular person can be cut short in an instant. Smaller threats outside of jujutsu sorcery still exist. But what's the point in thinking about that? In comparison to Nanami's previous daily life, it feels like nothing can harm him now.

Maybe, just maybe, both of you can grow old together, like this.

#nanami x reader #nanami smut #nanami kento #kento x reader #jjk x reader #jjk #jjk nanami #kento nanami #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #btw i swear i wasnt gonna make this angst and its NOT angst i swear #i just wanted to emphasise that this is my very glorified alternate ending #and there had to be a touch of reality to wake me up bc i will never willingly accept the true fate of nanami my husband #again THIS IS NOT ANGST yes u live happily together for ever in this pretty much

[mutantmayhems]

Do you think there are more people like you? You know, people who will accept us?

MIKEY + STAYING THE LONGEST

#alternate title: mikey + being last #it's the way he's ALWAYS last!!! he loves humans so much and wants to be accepted SO BADLY #mutant mayhem #tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles mutant mayhem #tmnt 2023 #2023 tmnt #mm #mutant mayhem tmnt #mikey tmnt #tmnt mikey #michelangelo tmnt #tmnt michelangelo #tmntedit #may makes

[lazylittledragon]

if one more alt character gets saddled with the "smells bad/doesn't shower" headcanon i'm going to start swinging

#ramble #we had this with eddie and now hobie and i can't POSSIBLY think why #oh whoops you accidentally let your racism/classism/miscellaneous prejudice show #it also feeds into the thing i hate where alternative fashion is only acceptable if it's perfectly coordinated and aesthetically pleasing #which is so aggressively anti alternative #it just shows that you think it's a fashion statement and not an ideology

[rainystressed247]

I rejoice in the Egg for it gives us all!

(The Egg knew what it was doing by having someone so charming on its side)

"Rejoice in the Egg. I see that enlightment has descended upon you. I welcome you with open arms and may you grasp upon the possibilities that you could achieve. One day you may ascend as the chosen one too. Charm has nothing to do with it. The Egg provides all."

#rainyaskbox #rainystressedart #dream fanart #eggpire!dream #I have accepted that this is my life now #you will get so many eggpire!dream that you will get tired of the mention of egg #mark my words #an alternate coloured version will be available on insta #after I wake up

[homochadensistm]

I keep seeing people say “Israel has killed millions of Palestinians,” and no one pushes back on that absurdity. As I recall Israel hasn’t even killed 100,000 Palestinians in 100 years? Israel definitely killed boatloads of professional soldiers from Arab armies, but even then, nowhere near a million even if you combine them all.

I know a lot of the Westoid Leftoid Cosplayers are completely ignorant of the history, size, and demographics of I&P, and how it’s truly ridiculous to think millions of Palestinians have died this far, but I wonder why this claim is so rarely debunked. Maybe they’re not actually ignorant and are hoping to bait someone into “um actually” ing them and then they can say “wow so you think x number is acceptable?” I know I’m giving them too much credit though.

Since the claim is always millions plural, they imagine or maybe mindlessly parrot that at least 2 million Palestinians have been systematically killed by Israel. Realistically they imagine it to be much more than that. And let’s say 100,000 is the actual true number, I’m pretty sure it’s not even that high. To assert that Israel has killed more than 20 times the actual amount of people than it actually did, and that’s just the low end, certainly qualifies as blood libel.

Ofc israel has killed millions of palestinians, that's why their population in Israel and the territories alone quintupled since 1948

#israel #palestine #anon come on dont u accept alternative facts??

[tangentrina]

Those clichés don't fly in here Hong Lu

#I forgot to post this yesterday... I'm sorry my tumblrinas... #anyways you can decide if he ended up accepting the alternative currency or not. coughs #limbus company #lcb #gregor lcb #hong lu lcb #Hongreg #Hong Lu x Gregor #0613 #fanart #limbus fanart #projmoon

[whisperthewillow]

throw WAAAAY back to when i did play piercing and a shoot to raise money for cancer research UK <3

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#whisper the willow #whisper #frankie glam #frankieglam #goddess glam #findom goddess #paypig accepted #human atm #wallet drain #cancer research UK #charity shoot #throwback #alternative #tattooed #pierced #play piercing

[spokenfromtheheartandsoul]

it's still so funny to me that when sand snaps, "scoot over" to ray all annoyed, ray responds to this request for more bed space by simply draping half of his body over sand instead of the bed. and sand is just like. yeah alright

#idk what's funnier #ray interpreting the 'scoot over' as 'oh sand wants more bed space? no problem i'll just use sand as the bed instead' #or that sand did indeed accept that arrangement as a better alternative #ofts #sandray #only friends the series #only friends series #ray x sand #raysand #sand x ray

[clownrecess]

Please do not laugh if I misspell something or if my device pronounces a word wrong. I am doing my best. It tends to make me feel self-conscious about using my device, which can make it harder for me to communicate effectively in the future.

I understand that mispronunciations and misspellings can be funny in some contexts, but when it's happening to me, it's not funny at all. It's actually quite embarrassing and it makes me feel like my communication efforts are not being taken seriously. Communication is such an important part of human interaction, and when you have to rely on a device to do it, it can already feel like a barrier. So when people react negatively to something that's already a struggle for me, it can be really discouraging.

I'm not writing this to shame anyone or make anyone feel bad. I just wanted to raise awareness about how these little moments can have a big impact on AAC users.

#aac #nonspeaking #nonverbal #aac device #aac devices #autism #actually autistic #neurodivergent #aac user #nonspeaking autistic #aac users #disabled #actually neurodiverse #neurodiversity #autism acceptance #the tism #autistic experiences #augmentative and alternative communication #alternative and augmentative communication #alternative communication #nonspeaking autism

[tanema123]

Just some random spider shenanigans. Prompt: spiders inject their prey with acid to soften the insides and later eat those. In other words...

Zestial can't eat solid foods and has to mash them every time he eats.

Carmilla has gotten used to it, but the girls have just met him and are very confused. They accepted the fact after a while.

#vivziepop #hazbin hotel #carmilla carmine #hazbin #zestial #zestmilla #alternative universe hazbin #good boy #hazbin hotel zestial #carmila carmine #carmilla #carmilla hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel carmilla #odette carmine #clara carmine #clara #odette #family #family feels #spiders #funny #confusion #acceptance #understanding #spider demon #chicken nuggets #mcdonalds #family outing #familia #old love

[sickviking-fr]

With the attention Disney is getting recently, a resurgence of posts bemoaning their live action remakes and a return of The Muppet Post, I feel the time is right to share again my idea for a Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood live action remake featuring:

Lust, played by Miss Piggy

Envy, played by Pepe the Prawn

Pride, played by Fozzie Bear

Greed, played by Rizzo the Rat

Father (and Van Hohenheim) played by Sam the Eagle

Gluttony, played by The Swedish Chef

Sloth, played by Sweetums

Wrath, aka Fuhrer King Bradley played by Liam Neeson

#yes i DO accept constructive criticism #yes DO suggest any alternates #yes PLEASE tell me who you would cast as the other characters #WHO would play Scar?? #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #fma #fmab #fma: brotherhood #fma:b #muppets #the muppets #ed NEEDS to be played by a human character to really set home the point of Sam the fucking Eagle as his dad #thats a necessity