#al ghuls

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 112

Damian: Drake hit me!

Talia: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit him back.

Homophobic old lady: I'm sorry, I'm afraid we don't do business with your...

Midnighter: With your what?

Lady: We don't believe in...

Midnighter: Finishing your sentences, grandma? Is that what you don't believe in?

Lady: Sodomy is a sin.

Midnighter: You know what else is a sin? *taking out knife* Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart, that's a sin-

Apollo: *drags him out*

#dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #tim drake #red robin #robin #damian wayne #talia al ghul #midnighter #apollo #lucas trent #andrew pulaski #dc #lgbtq+ #canon queer characters #mlm characters #gay characters #batfam #al ghuls #batfamily #why women kill #shameless #funny #cw homophobia #funny incorrect quotes #comics #ships #midnighter x apollo #character dynamics

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

What if, people really didn’t leave the league? like, in fics and comics it’s always ppl sneaking away in the dead of night and then being hunted down. But, what if that wasn’t the case? What if, when you swore in, you (unknowingly or knowingly to you) pledged your soul to Ra’s Al Ghul, to the Al ghuls, and to the League of Assassins.

so you can run, but it always feels wrong, and you always end up back there, bc your soul it tugging you back to where it is pledged, where it’s tethered. And when you die, your soul doesn’t go to heaven or hell, but you continue to serve the al ghuls as ghosts.

Bruce doesn’t count, bc Ra’s let him go; he respected the detective too much to enslave him (he pledged to so as to get trained by the league). Jason and Cass weren’t technically part of the league, since they never formally pledged.

And because of this, the Al ghuls have this weird relationship with the occult. They can actually sense/see all ghosts, but only control the ones who are pledged to them. similar thing with magic and the occult (they have magic in their blood). they have a 6th sense for it, like it almost leaves a residue that they can sense/see.

#IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES #damian just being like ‘how do i tell my father his house is hauneted’ on reddit #also #‘am i the asshole for for not wanting to live with all my dads fucking annoying extended family’ #(i headcannon that the wayne’s have a crazy and long family line who all lived and died in the manor) #ghosts #occult #damian dc #damain wayne #damian al ghul #al ghuls #ra’s al ghul #talia al ghul #mara al ghul #al ghul family #damian al ghul wayne #nyssa al ghul #dusan al ghul #ra's al ghul #they’re fucking weird as shit ok #mother soul dc #magic user damian wayne #supernatural #dc headcanon

[acaiyatree]

al ghuls angst because that's the only thing i know

#it's so funny bc talia and ra's r the only al ghuls i'm familiar w as of rn #nyssa fans i'm so sorry next time i'll try to read up on her but like #not now 🙏 #dc #dc comics #talia al ghul #ra's al ghul #ras al ghul #al ghul #al ghuls #dcu #dc universe #my art >:DD

[leoleolovesdc]

Talia: Is she the wife?

Bruce: Yes…

Talia: You have always had a good taste, Beloved.

Bruce: You’re not mad?

Talia: If anything, slightly jealous, but I will get over it in time to attend the wedding.

Bruce: Thank you. I know it doesn’t mean much, but I’m happy you’re fine with my marriage. It would’ve pained me if you weren’t.

Talia: And since when do you need my aproval — or anyone else’s for that matter?

Bruce: It’s not about- Whatever..

Talia: She truly is beautiful.

Bruce: If I wasn’t there I would think she is the one you fancy.

Talia: Maybe I do.

Bruce: Talia, I swear to god that if you steal my wife I’m giving up on the no-kill code.

Talia: Well, Lazarus Pits exist for a reason.

#ik this is not funny #i was just thinking #dc comics #batman #dc #catwoman #talia al ghul #bruce wayne #selina kyle #al ghul family #al ghuls

[adalineozie]

Talia is literally a Daddy's Girl with Daddy Issues

#does that makes sense?? #just the duality of loving your dad with all your heart and you know he loves you with all his heart too #but you hate that you fear him and are angry at him for his faults #you don't agree with all of his views #and are afraid to be his worst to your own kids #but he's is your hero and still look for his approval #i could go on but does that make sense?? #dc #talia al ghul #ra's al ghul #al ghuls

[theredheaded-stuff]

After the Batfam meets Athanasia, Duke or Tim asks the wrong question:

Tim/Duke: “So…who’s older?”

Damian & Athanasia: I am..*looks at each other and glares, both their eyes glow* No, I AM!!!!! *lunges at each other (but it isn’t serious)*

And maybe if Mara’s with them she’ll explain that “Auntie Talia likes teasing them and never tells either of them who was born first to keep them guessing”

Talia and them have this sort of thing where they try to guess or assume which of the two of them is the older twin, and Talia only leaves hints that say Damian is the older twin but then leaves hints that Athanasia is the older twin. Like a fun little game between the 4 of them-it’s one of the few normal things they had in the League

So how does the Batfam react to this?

I loved this with all my heart

Ra's and the others league members probably did leave hints too, but the point is that they actually don't know who did born first, so everyone keep guessing and leaving hints to the one they think is the oldest twin

Talia is enjoying the chaos she created

Both Jason and Mara knows who born first and uses it to blackmail then but never say wich one of them did.

#damian wayne #athanasia al ghul #batfamily #jason al ghul #damian al ghul #talia al ghul #talia is a good momma #al ghuls #damian and athy are twins #batkids #dc #jason is the confused older brother who lost memories in some point of his life and now just agreed with whatever the kids says

[nighhtwing]

TALIA AL GHUL in BATMAN: URBAN LEGENDS #20

#talia al ghul #damian wayne #al ghuls #damian & talia #batman: urban legends #bul 20 #comics #dc #photo #tais toi lys #lys reads comics #image id in alt text #FIRST PART. ILL TAKE IT. ILL TAKE IT GUYS #tuesday spoilers

[theofficialdailyplanet]

always read how damiens arab & chinese, its always vaguely just arab but stg i read that he specifically was iranian. have no idea where or when i read it though but do yall know what in talkin abt??

#damian wayne #damian al ghul #al ghuls #shaza talk

[lazarus-paradox]

Robin 2021

#talia al ghul #damian wayne #gooseyalghul-gumdrops #talia al ghul and damian #damian al ghul #al ghuls #robin 2021

[ak-the-valkyrie]

I've posted about it before, but I can't stop thinking about the Lazarus pit and how far it's powers can go.

Can it heal an amputation?

Is it only humans that can be healed/resurrected?

Can you just dip the body part you want healed or do you have to submerge all of yourself? And if you only have to dip a body part, do you still get pit rage?

What texture does the water have? Is it like water or is it oily? ... Is it sparkling water?

CAN IT HEAL MENTAL HEALTH?! COULD IT STOP ADHD?

I really need like a full length book explaining all the details of hose that funky water works

#lazarus pit #ra's al ghul #talia al ghul #al ghuls #damian wayne #nanda parbat #batman #dc comics #batfamily

[ochibrochi]

Al Ghul Family Values 🗡️ (2015 vs 2024 redraw under the cut!)

OGs might remember this one!!!!!!!!!! Someone somehow found this old ass post and the notification reminded me of it… but i still thought it was funny tbh🤡 so i wanted to redraw it!!!!!

#batman #damian wayne #talia al ghul #dick grayson #batman and robin #nightwing #redraw #this took me... WAY too long 💀 #longer than it had any right to deserve

[evaningotham]

i need the batfam fandom to give damian the same energy we give tom hollands peter parker in fics like

i want Field Trip to Wayne Enterprises fics

fics where damian gets phone calls from his famous siblings in class

fics where damian has to deal with the other kids watching thirst traps of his older siblings

fics where he’s getting bullies and one of them shows up in full vigilante attire to scare the middle school bully

just

damian al ghul wayne fanfic that centers around his school life and protective family

#dc comics #batman #damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian al ghul wayne #damian wayne al ghul #bruce wayne #wayne enterprises #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #red hood #batfam #batfamily #nightwing #cass cain #cassandra cain #steph brown #duke thomas #jon kent

[acaiyatree]

the moment that dc lets talia be the fashion lover that she is is the moment i'll stop resenting them so often (<- lie)

#like . let her wear different stuff in every single appearance of hers smh #i get this is bad for marketing but. idfc #dc #dc comics #talia al ghul #al ghuls #my art >:DD

[solarflare211]

peak damian and batfamily interaction is him using overly formal vocabulary and syntax AT ALL. TIMES. he will never not be proper. even a few years into living at the manor and with all the colorful dialogue styles there, he still talks like he’s 53 and some sort of medieval noble. this is especially funnier whenever he has any sort of normal familial interaction. like:

damian: todd i have come to make a request of you.

jason: what?

damian: i was hoping you’d acquiesce to my demands of having you read me your favorite book while i prepare for slumber.(liked he used to when damian was a baby)

jason: you want me. to read you a bedtime story??

damian: tt. of course not. you reading the book and me preparing for bed are entirely coincidental. i just desire to hear your interpretation of the authors message and the voices you use when narrating.

jason: ….sure, kiddo. go brush your teeth and i’ll be there.

damian: thank you. i shall see you in my chambers.

bonus points for entirely monotone delivery like see this shit just makes me go off it’s so funny

#jason todd #jason al ghul #damian wayne #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #bat family #dc comics

[stormy-skyzzzzzz]

ate and left no crumbs. I swear Alfred is the most iconic batfamily member.

#batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #red hood #jason todd #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #dc robin #damian wayne #damian al ghul #alfred pennyworth #the baddest bitch #comics #dc comics #dc universe #robin

[thealexanderfiles]

Jason, to himself: If I can catch Tim off guard when he comes back from patrol he'll confess about breaking my favourite Wonder Woman's mug

Jason, as Tim wanders in: Got anything to confess??

Tim, very very high off Gotham Harbor fumes: Ra's pickled my spleen.

#tim drake #batfam #dc comics #dc universe #jason todd #tims missing spleen #red robin #ra's al ghul