#all those papa penguins

[just-plain-lunacy]

Around this time each year, it occurs to me that the penguins down in Antarctica are currently facing their brutal winter...

Stay strong, tuxedo friends. I believe in you.

#personal thoughts #all those papa penguins #protecting their eggs #like the real men they are

[tgcg]

ill break your shit adam

warning for adult lang

fuck you adam sandler

youre lucky karkat likes you

stupid fuck sees an amnesiac girl

and asks her can i marry you

that lady got issues mentally

you still down to do shit anally

deplorable zit on the ass of romanza

karkat told me to put that shit in this stanza

do raps even count as having stanzas

slam poetry tyke at preschool im no manza

youd probably jack it to a log with holes if they were wet ones

sitting on that stupid dock with her papa cracking cold ones

piece of shit id push you off that dock and watch you bubbling

kick your ass like her shitty bro failed when you were troubling

penguins dont quack like fucking ducks you dumbass

thats not part of the rap i just think that youre a dumbass

back to the rap sandler i bet you couldnt drop a single bar

too busy picking up stupid women at the stupid women bar

who even let you into hawaii

also did i say karkat liked you i was kidding he wants to kick your heinie

seriously watching that shit again made him start slamming his head into the cushions and screaming i had to pry them out his hands and he almost bit me

sorry i forgot i was rapping again

piece of shit forgot that you can like women while dating other men

still not over that chuck and larry shit adam

if you just said to the gov you were bi you coulda had em

firefighter of the year? well try putting out this heat

karkats gonna beat your ass like you do every night to your meat

gotta ask is this shit wish fulfilment for you

gotta say larry deserved better than you

i could treat him way better than you not in a gay way though

i just mean youre a massive sleaze basically the worlds shittiest bro

back to 50 first dates man sandler your shit is a bore

the stupid bits with schneider got my ass addicted to snore

if i was that stupid walrus id tear your ass to shreds

if i was that penguin i would also tear your ass to shreds

itd be harder but id still do it

bro fuck adam sandler im through it

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TT: Wow. Bravo, Dave. You've outdone yourself.

TG: i wrote this one exceptionally fucking terrible to represent my inner darkness

TG: i can never unwatch those cinematic fossilized turds theyre like time capsules devoted to everything wrong with america

TG: you dont even understand how egregious that was

TT: I can sense the utter malaise and contempt in every word. It's beautiful.

TT: One particularly interesting point I'd like to make is the fact that you managed to refer to butts in a song about a male target, 10 times in the span of 37 lines. It's not an exorbitant amount, but it appears to be a running theme in your works. Very interesting, if you ask me --

TG: nooooo

TG: nope no

TG: not this shit again

TG: listen one of them is karkats fault

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CG: ROSE, YOU JUST DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S DOING HERE AT ALL.

TT: No? Please, enlighten me Karkat.

CG: GLADLY.

CG: HE STARTS OUT WITH THE FRIGGIN WORD "ANAL" PRECEDING ALL OF THE OTHER MENTIONS, OF COURSE IT'S ON PURPOSE. IT INSTILLS THAT IMAGERY IN YOUR NUGBONE THROUGHOUT THE TRACK.

CG: AND YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED A RECURRING USE OF THE WORD "SHIT", IN TANDEM. BOG-STANDARD FOR DAVE, RIGHT? NO! IT'S PART OF THE EFFECT!

CG: MY THESIS: ADAM SANDLER MOVIES ARE PIECES OF ABSOLUTE SHIT AND THE REFERENCES TO WORDS LIKE "LOG" AND "SHIT" AND "ASS" ARE TO INVOKE THE SENSE OF TAKING A MASSIVE DUMP THROUGHOUT THE SPAN OF THE RAP, WHICH BY ALL MEANS WOULD BE AN EQUAL OR GREATER USE OF YOUR TIME THAN WATCHING THOSE MOVIES.

CG: RIGHT, DAVE?

TG: … yeah

TT: Okay, I'm willing to concede to that. On this subject matter, as an avid terrible movie enjoyer, you admittedly know better than myself.

CG: SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

TT: And you love them anyways.

CG: YEAH.

TG: hes right

TG: you hear that shit hes right

TG: fuck death of the author im verifying that interpretation

#davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #rose lalonde #homestuck #made with instrumentals of ether by nas in mind #posting early bc im impatient #comix

[princessbrunette]

playlists for the readers … ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ³ ᵔ ꒱ྀིა

bunny!reader ♡

just girly fun vibes — she likes her music catchy, pop-y and fairly relatable. rafe never lets her play her music in the car unfortunately, because he cannot be seen speeding down the road blasting the pussy cat dolls.

🎀 cassie — ditto

🎀 kali uchis, steve lacy, vince staples — only girl

🎀 frank ocean — sweet life

🎀 coco & clair — pretty

🎀 sabrina carpenter — feather

🎀 flo milli — never lose me

🎀 cassie — miss your touch

🎀 childish gambino, jhené aiko — pink toes

🎀 flo.rida, wynter — sugar

🎀 kali uchis — honey baby (SPOILED!)

🎀 angels — my boyfriends back

🎀 foxy brown, kelis — candy

🎀 lana del rey — music to watch boys to

🎀 jhené aiko — maniac

🎀 fergie — clumsy

🎀 ciara, 50 cent — can’t leave ‘em alone

🎀 shelley duvall — he needs me

🎀 nancy sinatra — sugar town

🎀 heidi montag — i’ll do it

🎀 nicki minaj, jeremiah — favourite

🎀 kali uchis — melting

🎀 lady gaga — boys boys boys

🎀 cassie — long way 2 go

🎀 the pussycat dolls — when i grow up

🎀 tom tom club — genius of love

🎀 beyoncé — freakum dress

🎀 gwen stefani — bubble pop electric

🎀 marina — primadonna girl

🎀 madonna — material girl

🎀 pussy cat dolls — stickwitu

🎀 leven kali, syd — do u wrong

🎀 kiana ledé — mad at me

kitty!reader ♡

listens to her music to feel cool n edgy. shes one of those people that think she’s a bitch but she’s not at all, just a lil grumpy. wants everyone to know she liked deftones before it was cool.

🐈‍⬛ pixies — is she weird

🐈‍⬛ arctic monkeys — mardy bum

🐈‍⬛ black box recorder — child psychology

🐈‍⬛ the smiths — pretty girls make graves

🐈‍⬛ ethel cain — crush

🐈‍⬛ mazzy star — she’s my baby

🐈‍⬛ radiohead — creep

🐈‍⬛ chris isaak — wicked game

🐈‍⬛ limp bizkit — rollin’

🐈‍⬛ the pretty reckless — makes me wanna die

🐈‍⬛ pearly drops — bloom for me

🐈‍⬛ deftones — root

🐈‍⬛ fka twigs — two weeks

🐈‍⬛ deftones — romantic dreams

🐈‍⬛ hole — doll parts

🐈‍⬛ margeaux — hot faced

🐈‍⬛ siouxsie and the banshees — she’s a carnival

🐈‍⬛ kip tyler — she’s my witch

🐈‍⬛ deftones — mascara

🐈‍⬛ soho dolls — bang bang bang bang

🐈‍⬛ enigma — sadeness

🐈‍⬛ DANGERDOOM, MF DOOM — perfect hair

🐈‍⬛ radiohead — idioteque

🐈‍⬛ björk — come to me

🐈‍⬛ the nbhd — fallen star

🐈‍⬛ arctic monkeys — crying lightening

🐈‍⬛ deftones — diamond eyes

🐈‍⬛ the smiths — girl afraid

🐈‍⬛ ethel cain — unpunishable

🐈‍⬛ mitski — townie

🐈‍⬛ gorillaz — kids with guns

🐈‍⬛ evanescence — taking over me

deer!reader ♡

she’d say her playlists are all over the place — but it’s organised mess. she has them perfectly collated and in her head they make perfect sense. don’t put her on the aux though, not because the songs aren’t good but because the vibes are all over the place.

🍪 shura — 2shy

🍪 minnie riperton — les fleurs

🍪 april march — chick habit

🍪 benee — kool

🍪 camille saint- saëns — … le cygne

🍪 the little dippers — forever

🍪 allie x, mitski — susie save your love

🍪 she & him — why do you let me stay here?

🍪 lesley gore — i’m coolin’ no foolin’

🍪 sza — prom

🍪 the penguins — earth angel

🍪 SALES — renee

🍪 cleo sol — sunshine

🍪 japanese breakfast — be sweet

🍪 kate bush — cloud busting

🍪 mazzy star — halah

🍪 the mamas & papas — dedicated to the one i love

🍪 scissors sisters — filthy / gorgeous

🍪 fiona apples — shameika

🍪 fleetwood mac — mystified

🍪 margo guryan — under my umbrella

🍪 erykah badu — apple tree

🍪 mort garson — plantasia

🍪 sza — sweet november

🍪 quadron — sea salt

🍪 corinne bailey rae — green aphrodisiac

🍪 sade — lovers rock

🍪 ella fitzgerald — moonlight serenade

🍪 cigarettes after sex — truly

🍪 tv girl — heaven is a bedroom

🍪 the velvet underground — femme fetale

🍪 clairo, coco & clair — racecar

🍪 james blake, rosalía — barefoot in the park

🍪 tame impala — nangs

puppy!reader ♡

never seen without her walkman — loves running around and dancing to her upbeat music. her playlists will remind you of days in the sun and dancing in summer rain.

🐶 her’s — love on the line (call now)

🐶 HAIM — summer girl

🐶 the la’s — there she goes

🐶 stacey q — two of hearts

🐶 faye webster — right side of my neck

🐶 bakar, summer walker — hell n back

🐶 beabadoobee — sunny day

🐶 dominic fike — babydoll

🐶 jungle — back on 74

🐶 pinkpanthress — attracted to you

🐶 duran duran — girls on film

🐶 shuggie otis — strawberry letter 23

🐶 sixpence none the richer — kiss me

🐶 matilda mann — bloom

🐶 HAIM — falling

🐶 311 — amber

🐶 earth, wind & fire — boogie wonderland

🐶 lorde — ribs

🐶 lesley gore — sunshine lollipops and rainbows

🐶 stevie wonder — all i do

🐶 the human league — don’t you want me

🐶 the turtles — happy together

🐶 pet shop boys — west end girls

🐶 clairo — bags

🐶 pat benetar — love is a battlefield

🐶 the psychedelic furs — love my way

🐶 scouting for girls — she’s so lovely

🐶 noisettes — wild young hearts

🐶 the all eyes i — beat goes on

🐶 tame impala — elephant

🐶 sublime — waiting for my ruca

🐶 mgmt — boogie down

#bunny!reader #kitty!reader #deer!reader #puppy!reader

[doctorhouse5343]

Last Christmas (Love In The Lab)

Christmas soon came along in the Endlesstein home and Morpheus was determined to make it the best for his son, who had slowly adjusted to his new life..well, undead life. While it was clear that he would never be the same little boy that he was before the accident, the little ray of sunshine still had the most bright smile that could rival with the stars. While his boyfriend was busy unwrapping gifts with Orpheus, the doctor was stuck waiting outside for his sibling Desire (he didn't want to see them, they nagged until he gave in), who insisted on giving him and Hob gifts because 'It's Christmas, we haven't seen see eachother for a long time and your boyfriend is family so no buts'. He sighed, pulling his scarf close to his chin in apprehension, dreading the potential greeting as he waited. And waited

But it was Des, the sibling that was never on time so it had to be expected. They obviously would come later than the hour they said that they'd show up at (fashionably late they called it, but to Dr. Endlesstein it was more a 'How fast can I annoy my big brother before it gets my legs broken in a basement?' kind of game to them), and by now the wilted wild rose bush looked like a very nice spot to jump in. When his sibling's car finally came into view, the mad man made sure to give the tardy the deadliest glare he ever gave anyone, they have. The bright smile and the elegant way that they walked to him was all that it took to make Morpheus wish to escape; he did no effort to hide it either "Oh sweet Dream, still as mopey as I remembered...Well I guess it's good that love didn't change you all that much, I would have missed that frowny face" Before he could deliver a scalding reply, he felt his cheeks get pinched by elegant fingers, earning a yelp out of him.

"Awww, someone missed me!!" Desire chuckled as they dragged Morpheus in a hug, which he tried to get out of "Not quite, now please unhand me, sibling" The reply got a chuckle out of them as they went on "Despair couldn't make it, too busy making shirts for her rats but she sends her regards" They then gave their brother two gift bags "The penguin is for you, the stag is for your beau" The doctor took the two bags, looking at them at last. Des' blond hair was neatly combed, their lipstick and makeup flawless and their smile was as mischievous as it always but it was with warmth that they returned his gaze "Merry Christmas, Morpheus". As they turned to walk away, the antisocial chickadee called out to them "Merry Christmas to you as well, Desire...And," He sighed, trying to get the words out, "Thank you for the gifts, it was truly appreciated"

"Any time, big brother" With those words exchanged, the doctor returned to the warmth of his humble abode top be greeted by a teary faced Hob and a very happy Orpheus (who proceeded to give his Dad a big hug) "Hob, what's wrong?" He asked, sitting down next to the journalist, who chuckled a bit after sniffling a bit "It's nothing love, just got a bit emotional, is all" Before the dark chickadee could get more answers, he saw his little star tug at his boyfriend's sleeve and, with the brightest smile of joy, say "Papa!"

Soon, he also felt himself go teary eyed "Yes Orphey, he's your Papa" Morpheus then rested his head against Hob's shoulder "I love you" Hob murmured as the pair exchanged gifts, happy and merry as a family

#a little love in the lab christmas special featuring my boys #merry christmas #dream of the endless #hob gadling #journalist! hob x mad doctor! dream au #the sandman fanfiction #dreamling #the sandman

[herofics]

Starting a family, part 2

This is part two to this post about Hawks finding out his s/o is pregnant. Someone on wattpad requested for more to it, so here I go

“Keigoo, I’m hungry” you whined as you waddled into the kitchen.

“What would you like?” Hawks asked as he was doing some paperwork.

He had spread his papers out on the whole kitchen table as usual and was typing something on his laptop, before closing it and looking up at you.

You were holding your belly and smiling down at it.

“Do we have some chips and nutella? I want something sweet and salty at the same time”

“I can check” Hawks said as you sat down by the kitchen table. “Is the little man doing okay?”

“They’re fine, and you do realize we don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy, right?”

“I know, I know, but I just have a feeling” Hawks smiled, before adding: “We’ve got nutella, but no chips. You want me to go get some for you?”

“I’m gonna come with you, I feel like I need to walk a little bit, I’ve been sitting and laying around for days” you said, using the edge of the table to push yourself up from the chair.

“You sure? You look like a penguin when you waddle around and even though the store is close, the trip is much longer than from the bedroom to the fridge” Hawks smirked teasingly.

“Hey, be nice” you crossed your arms across your chest and blew a raspberry at him.

“I am being nice, and realistic. Dove, your feet hurt when you walk around the apartment for five minutes and you’re not supposed to strain yourself. You’re almost eight months pregnant and I’m not carrying back you and the groceries” Hawks explained.

“Fine. I’m gonna go sit on the balcony so I can get some fresh air while you go to the store”

“I’m gonna pick up some other stuff too, do you want anything other than chips?”

“Hmm, maybe chocolate ice cream? And pickles? Uuu, and peanut butter?”

“Please tell me you’re not gonna eat all of those at once?” Hawks asked.

“Eeew, no!” you exclaimed with a hint of disgust in your voice. “Well maybe the pickles and peanut butter? It could be good” you wondered out loud.

“I have no idea how that could be good but I’ll bring you whatever you want” Hawks said and kissed you on the forehead, before going to put on his shoes.

“I’ll be quick” he yelled before shutting the door and flying off.

You sat back down on the kitchen chair and sighed. You placed your hand on your belly, hoping to feel your baby kick or move. You didn’t need to wait long until you felt movement. You could feel your lips drawing into a smile as you felt your baby move.

“Your papa went to get us some snacks. He loves us both so much, and he’s going to be a great dad” you cooed to your belly, still smiling.

The baby kicked again and your smile widened. Sure, the pregnancy had been difficult. You’d had pretty bad morning sickness in the first trimester and it hadn’t been easy, even after the morning sickness phase subsided. Your feet hurt all the time, you’d been having pretty frequent headaches and you’d developed a lot of stretch marks which made you feel a bit insecure, but you were still so happy. You were going to have a baby with the man you loved, and he was going to be a wonderful dad. You had been feeling a bit insecure about how you’d do as a first time parent, but Keigo had eased those doubts a lot. He had assured you, time and time again, that you were in this together and that you would both be there for each other and your baby.

Hawks had made his trip to the store as quick as possible, and after ten minutes, he was already starting to fly back. He’d been happily tending to your every need, and he would continue to do so as long as you wanted him to. While he was excited to be a father, he was also absolutely terrified.

His own father had been a bastard to put it lightly. Hawks never wanted to do anything that could make him like his father. He would be the best father to the baby you were carrying. His and your child would never go through anything he went through as a kid, not as long as he had a say in it.

You heard the lock turn and heard Hawks greet you as he stepped into the apartment.

“Hey, welcome back” you greeted back from the kitchen.

Hawks greeted you with a kiss on the cheek and raised the grocery bags on the table.

“You got a lot more stuff than I was expecting”

“Yeah, well I figured I’d get enough so I don’t have to go to the store for a couple of days” Hawks shrugged.

“Thank you, we love you” you smiled at him.

You grabbed Hawks’ hand and placed it on your bump. He came closer and knelt down on the floor to kiss your belly.

“I love you too” Hawks said, and kissed your belly again. “I can’t wait to meet you” he whispered to the baby.

He wasn’t going to let you or his child down. He wasn’t going to be like his father.

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #hawks #bnha hawks #mha hawks #takami keigo #bnha scenarios #mha scenarios #bnha fluff #mha fluff #mha x reader #bnha x reader #mha fanfiction #bnha fanfiction #pregnancy tw

[1racoon7trenchcoats]

On today's episode of 'what did I put in my notes at 3 am': rtc and video games!

Ocean hates horror games (and horror in general)

Girl will straight up piss herself

She used to play those math racing games and printed out the certificates

I don't think she was allowed to play games at home so all she knew for a long time was school-promoted games

She likes puzzle games but gets frustrated at them and complains when there's leaps in logic

Ricky loved newgrounds

Riddle school was his shit

Constance and Noel both have neon cat ear headphones

Constance used to play girlgogames and stuff even though she hated them because that's what the popular girls did

That was fully projection btw

Ricky is a beast at guitar hero

Mischa will freestyle while he does

He also likes the drumset

Ricky also likes dating sims

He likes the alien girls from Pico Sim date and mr massagy

You know the girl from Mr massagy that's just immediately like 'have my babies'

Yeah

They all play the Sims

They play wildly differently though

Ocean just tries to work her way to the top of every job and max out every skill

I feel like a vampire would get her and she cries that her life is over

She forgets to save often

Constance just tries to live a nice lil life

Probable marry a neighbor and max out cooking

Has far too many mods

Would make Sims of her and her crush

And her friends and their crushes

Noel never gets to the actual game because he spends so long on the character creator

He will then go through the community made stuff and roast it

He has absolutely crashed his PC trying to get custom content

Everyone thinks Mischa is going to be a menace but he ends up making him and talia and just woo-hoo constantly

He accidentally hit try for baby once and just sat there with a blank stare for ten minutes

He snapped out of it when the name your baby thing popped up

He calls talia after that

Penny does the relatable thing and just drowns everyone

Especially if Ezra is involved

They will try to find the weirdest ways to kill them

She loves the cow plants

She tries to get all the collectible things

Like the frogs she loves the frogs

She has them all presented in her home

The Sim is just randomized

Or she let Noel do it

Ricky tries to test how long he can go without eating or pissing

He tries to max out the weirdest things

Like he'll be going for fishing, violin, and mischief all at the same time

Ocean is upset at all of them

"Why would you spend your life on that???"

"Its a game, you up-tight fuck"

A lot of people say this but it's a fact ricky was/is a fnaf kid

He makes jokes about it all the time but no one else understands them

He tries to introduce it to everyone

Ocean is terrified and just. So confused.

Ricky will try to explain the lore and she will just sit there like 😥👍

Mischa wants to fight back

Especially if they're doing vr

Boy is swinging

Noel is scared but tries to play it off

At one point he gets super tense it's like 4am (probably both irl and in game)

Penny lies back and accidentally brushes his back with her foot

He fucking squeals

Ricky played poptropica when he was younger

Constance still plays all the papa's restaurant games

Noel tried to get a boyfriend on club penguin

Ricky has an atari

He also likes speedrunning

Do yall remember Marvel Super Hero Squad Online? Ricky played that.

Also mischa Is weirdly good at claw games

Ik that's not a video game but I wanted it to be said

#insert joke about its not a game here #this became a sims rant #i really hope people actually know marvel super hero squad #i fucking loved that game #Elektra in that was my gay awakening #anyway i recommend if someone is playing a horror game you pretend to be a realtor #and all the ghost shit going on are just features #its fun i swear #ride the cyclone #rtc #ride the cyclone musical #ocean oconnell rosenberg #ocean o'connell rosenberg #mischa bachinski #noel gruber #ricky potts #constance blackwood #legoland #penny lamb #too many fucking tags

[fallenartistwitch]

i accepted chaos

┼ Ylith and her adventures mates founded themself in a uuum funny situation? And the fire ghoul wasn't really happy about it

⏃ part two coming soon

_________

I walked through the now empty church, the clattering of my heeled shoes filled the empty silence.

Terzo and Leander already walked off to finish to set up some things while i had to do some commission at the ministry.

The cold breeze of the autumn hitted me as i stepped out of the church's doorway, ah yes im gonna become a penguin yup i probably will become a penguin if i dont wear something warmer.

As I passed the fountain I looked at a huge oak tree not far from it, leaves were fluttering freely at the base of the tree moved from the weak wind. I loved that tree, its one of my favorite place where to spend my free time.

___________

i stepped in front of the big door that leads to Copia's office, i knocked on it holding tight in my left hand the sheets I picked up all around the ministry.

"come in" said a voice

i putted my hand on the handle turning it and then pushed the door reveling the inside of the office and the two figures that were inside.

"hi Selia" i waved happily at her, she was standing next to a little library full of documents and other things , trying to adjust something, she waved back with a big smile.

"oh hi papa" i said trying to say it in a fake serious tone, facing the figure that was sitting in the armchair behind the huge desk, where there were some papers scattered around.

"hi whor- i meant sister hi sister" she said it also trying to fake a serious tone

"HEY IM NOT A WHORE YOU LITTLE BITCH" Selia chuckled

" i meeeaannn- " she looked at me up and down repeatedly

i looked down to see how i was dressed. i was wearing my nun habit but the dress barely reached below the knee, high knee socks, my bangs and two front strands of hair were peeking out of my veil, heeled shoes, lace gloves to keep me a little warmer.

...

yea i looked like a whore but i wouldn't give her the satisfaction to admid it.

"shut up little bitch" i responded

"jealous that i'm wearing warm clothes when working while you are freezing?" said Solein, she was wearing a hoodie and sweatpants .Lucky, but i didn't really mind wearing my nun habit if it weren't for the fact that I become a penguin every time it's cold.

"maybe. Now where is Copia? I have to give him those papers from Terzo" i said putting down on the desk the little pile of paper i was holding, trying to find the papers i had to give him.

"he went to check up some things for the next tour" answered Selia

"Alright, do you want to come to search him with me?" i said looking at her

"sure" she answered

"i can't-" i didn't let Solein finishing her sentence and grabbed her wrist forcing her to stand up.

"HEY I HAD WORK TO FINISH YOU KNOW??" she yelled while i was pushing her out of copia's office door.

"do i give a fuck?" i answered, in response Solein punched me on the top of my head

"OW- THAT HURTED YOU MOTHERFUCKER" i kicked her ass

"oh there she is" Leander's voice interrupted us, me and Solein were so concentrate to teasing each other that we didn't notice we arrived.

"oh hello again Leander, hello Papa" i said gently waving at him

"oh hello Sister you must be Ylith right? You can call me Copia" he said in a gentle tone and with a big warm smile.

"yes i'm Ylith, i was searching for you to give you these papers from Terzo" i said handing him those that looked like letters.

"oh yea thank you Sister Ylith" he smiled at me taking the papers from my hand

"no problem Copia, and you can just call me Ylith"

"Alright Ylith, now please forgive me but i have to fix some important things about the tour, bye everyone" he said while starting to walk away.

"Bye Copiaa" we said in choir.

"Now back to what we were doing" Solein said kicking my ass and then start running

"COME HERE YOU FUCK" i said chasing after her while Leander and Selia followed us laughing.

we rushed towards the kitchen, i grabbed a pan and started chasing Solein around the table while she held a ladle to try to defend herself. Selia and Leander faces where completely red from the laugh.

__________

i was still chasing Solein around the garden this time until we stopped out of breath in front of a sort of den.

"ok peace please i lost five lungs doing this" said Solein out of breath

"AHAHAHAHAHAH" Selia face was fully red from how much she was laughing

"HELPSFF AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH" giggled Leander leaning on a closed door of the den. Or at least we though it was closed.

The door suddenly opened and Leander hugged the floor.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAH IDIOT" we started laughing at him spread on the floor, without noticing the figures that were watching the scene from the inside of the den.

"you're gonna help me out or keep laughin?" asked Leander handing his hand so we could help him stand up.

"well i would prefer the second option you know" i answered grabbing his hand and helping him stand up

a growl caught our attention, it came from the inside of the den. The figures that were inside were Copia's ghouls.

They were giggling, probably because of the scene they finded in front of them. They were all laughing expect one, he looked annoyed and angry.

"um ops sorry, we leave immediately" said Leander adjusting his suit. It suddenly hit me, the breeze of the autumn, the cold and silent wind.

The angry ghoul walked towards us, he was the shortest of the group, he looked like a little angry gremlin aw.

"Can we at least know the names of the people who made noises and fell into our den?" he growled

"im Leander" , "im Selia" , "I'm Ylith and she's Solein" i said pointing at my friend standing next to me.

"Oh so the whore has a name" a smirk appeared on his face.

"Sodo! Don't be mean at her!" said one the ghoul holding a banana behind him, he turned his head to look at the ghoul that just spoke ,oh so the angry gremlin's name is Sodo.

"ahahah" i said in an ironic tone " really funny angry gremlin" he turned his head quickly as i pronounced the last two words.

"How did you just call me?" he hissed stepping foward me.

"angry gremlin" i repeated those words, the ghouls giggled.I could feel the heat raising from the ghoul in front of me. Fire ghoul uh?

"Listen here you whore-"

"HEY! I'm not a whore!" i shouted, i heard Solein whisper a "yes you are", i turned around facing her, she understood that i heard what she said, and looked around pretending she didn't said anything.

"Me and you still have something to solve"i pointed at her the pan i was still holding

"ooh attention the whore is angry" i turned back facing the fire ghoul,

"you're the angry gremlin here" the heat increased again, thing i didn't really mind considering i was still wearing my nun habit.

"do you know what i can do?" he growled stepping threatening towards me.

"do you know that i don't give a fuck?"

"and i also have a pan and i know ho to use it" i pointed the pan at his face threateningly. As the fire ghoul was about to respond another ghoul interrupted us.

"Ok alright put your angry and pans aside" said the ghoul looking at both of us.

"oh come on Aether i wanted to see them fight"

" i know Swiss i wanted to see them fighting too but we have a tour soon and we need Sodo" so the banana ghoul's name was Aether and the other is Swiss i already know the names of three of them we're doing progress boys.

"ugh you're right, but after the tour you two can fight i want to see who will win ok?" Swiss replied

"alright i guess i'll have to wait then"i chuckled looking at the fire ghoul in front of me. His stare was pointed on my body, on my uncovered and insignificant body. He felt the stares on him and looked away.

At the time i didn't realize it but, he was blushing.

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Masterlist

#dewdrop ghoul #sodo ghoul #swiss ghoul #aether ghoul #cardinal copia #cirrus ghoulette #cumulus ghoulette #mountain ghoul #rain ghoul #sunshine ghoulette #sister of sin #ghost the band #the band ghost #dewdrop ghoul x reader #sodo ghoul x reader #sodo x reader #stories

[windupnamazu]

walking around on those—what do you call 'em?

ffxivwrite2023 #18: fish out of water a person away from their usual environment or activities.

Lunya/G'raha and @hqmillioncorn's Cherrypit and Babycorn. Aquarium AU. 740wc. ⮞ Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they're just trying to leave their workplace so they can go on a date but you're like six and too cute to ignore—

G'raha pushed himself off the wall outside the staff room entrance when Lunya emerged, her still-damp hair deftly pulled into a high ponytail and glowing with the satisfaction of a good day at work. He waited until she finished rummaging through her purse before he spoke up.

"Great work today, Lunya," he said, unable and unwilling to disguise his affection for her in his voice, and when Lunya's head snapped up he was nearly blinded by her sunbright smile beneath the aquarium lights.

"Raha!" she exclaimed, tucking a stray lock of hair behind her ear in an uncharacteristic but all-too-endearingly shy move. "Hehe, ready to—hm?"

Lunya glanced behind her. There was a Lalafellin boy who couldn't be more than six or seven years old tugging at her sleeve, blue eyes practically sparkling as he peered up at her.

"Miss Mermaid," the little boy said in awe.

"Oh!" Lunya gasped in delight and G'raha felt his knees go weak. She placed her index finger to her lips and shushed the child. "You can't tell anyone! It's a secret that I have a human form!"

"Oh!" the boy echoed excitedly, miming her gesture. "Secret! Okay!"

Bending her knees slightly so she was at eye level with him, Lunya asked, "What's your name, sweetheart? Where's your adult?"

"I'm Cherry!" Cherry said proudly, and then he looked around. "Um… Bebe…" He turned and pointed down the hall. "Gift shop! Bebe's in the gift shop!"

Lunya looked up at G'raha with a sheepish smile that was so bleeding cute that if there wasn't a grade-schooler clinging to her he probably could have kissed her then and there. "Do you mind?"

Swallowing his adoration, he shook his head. "Of course not, Miss Mermaid." He ahem'd and raised his voice. "Come along, Sir Cherrypit," he said boldly. "We must set out on a quest to find your Bebe!"

Cherrypit squealed with joy, clapping even as he said, "Who're you, mister?"

"Do you know the story of the Little Mermaid?" he asked. When Cherry bobbed his head, ponytail bobbing with him, G'raha grinned. "I'm the Human Prince who the Mermaid gave up her tail for."

The little boy gasped. Unable to contain his glee he bounced up and down while still attached to Lunya's arm, his light-up sneakers going absolutely wild.

"Raha," Lunya sighed, cheeks tinged pink, but she didn't actually protest and it only made G'raha's grin grow further. "Very well, my prince—let's return this little fish to his school together." She took one step forward and nearly tripped, grabbing G'raha's arm as she stumbled, but instead of panicking like he almost did she simply looked back and winked at Cherry. "Ah, sorry!" she said with a giggle as he looked at her with wide eyes. "I'm still getting used to having legs!"

Taking one of Cherry's little hands in her own 'for support', the three of them navigated through the aquarium to the gift shop. There they found a Lalafellin girl around Lunya's age pacing back and forth by the plushies, looking under every table and digging through piles of plush dolphins and penguins and sea lions.

"Bebe!" Cherry called.

"Cherry!" the girl wailed when she saw them, dropping a plush urchin back onto its display to dash over to them. "You can't just wander away like that! What if something bad happened?! What if a fish ate you?!?! What would I tell Mama and Papa?!?!?!"

G'raha had a feeling that it would be very hard to argue with this girl about it being difficult to get eaten by a fish in the Waking Sands Aquarium, so he wisely kept quiet as Cherry comfortingly patted his sister's hand.

"I won't do it again! Look, I found Lady Miss Mermaid and her Human Prince!"

"Woah, that's amazing, Cherry! We really liked your show!" 'Bebe' gushed before she looked down and squinted skeptically at Lunya's legs. "You're definitely not half-fish right now, though, right..?"

"I'm most definitely human right now," Lunya said amusedly, winking at Cherry. "But you promise to keep my secret, right, Cherry?"

"Yeah!" Cherry cheered. "Thanks for saving me, Miss Mermaid, Mister Prince!"

As the two siblings waved goodbye, Lunya looked up at G'raha.

"Shall we go for dinner now, Mister Prince?" she asked teasingly.

"Of course, Miss Mermaid," G'raha said with a wide smile, taking her hand in his own as they left the aquarium together. "Probably not sushi tonight, though."

"Heh, probably not!"

#ffxiv #ffxivwrite #ffxivwrite2023 #oc: lunya #g'raha tia #s: let me find you #babycorn #cherrypit #tales from the warriors of light #aquarium au placeholder tag

[giggly-squiggily]

Squiggly! My go-to for seratonin! How are ya?!?! We have a mission! Seratonin is needed! So, (definitely for the good of the universe😌✌) Can I please request Switch! Anya and Switch! Loid fluff? For the good of the universe✨

*salutes* Agent Anon- thank you for the mission report! The good of the universe is our top priority here at Fluff Monster Agency; here is the much needed seratonin. Best of luck to you,

Agent Squiggily.

(keakrjkeajkrejk But really; Hey anon this prompt made my heart melt! I love it so much aherjeajkjra I've gotcha covered! :D)

Cloud 9 (Taglist)

@thatbigbisexual29, @dirtpie39, @duckymcdoorknob, @baby-tickles2022, @cupcake-spice13, @backy-san

“Anya, it’s time to study.”

The small girl didn’t respond, eyes glued to the rerun of Spy Wars playing on the TV. When he called for her again, she barely responded, mumbling something while Bondman flew over the screen.

Loid closed his eyes, resisting the urge to sigh. As of now her grades were…undecided. She wasn’t making Stella level scores- if anything she was just barely avoiding failure with each new test. 

Still- she was improving. It was little things, but Loid started seeing understanding in her gaze as she took in the problems before her. She still made mistakes, but now she seemed to understand why she made those mistakes. Loid was fairly proud.

Unfortunately, getting her to study was an entirely different battle.

“Anya, we had a deal.” Loid turned off the TV, earning a wide eyed look of shock from his daughter. “Come on, grab your books. I’ll make us some cocoa.”

“But Papa…” She started to whine, pouting when he gave her a look. “Okay…”

“Good girl.” He nodded, watching her go, putting the water on. He needed to find a way to make studying more effective for her. Even at the snail's pace they were going at- she was clearly starting to understand the material before her. It was the distressed expression she wore every time they sat down to work that left him stumped.

Did she not like studying? Was it him?

Maybe it was both.

‘Think, Twilight. She needs help- studying would go smoother if you can make it more enjoyable.’ He tapped his fingers as he brewed over the solution. How can he make it more enjoyable for her? He tried making a cartoon out of the information, but that took a large amount of time and wasn’t very fun-

Fun. That’s it!

“If I make it fun…she’ll learn better.” He mused out loud, taking the kettle off just before it could scream. “Now where do I begin?”

~~~

Anya shuffled out in a cloud of gloom, books in hand. She’d rather be watching Spy Wars- the episode was one of her favorites.

Well- they all were her favorites. But this one was her super duper ultra favorite!

Or was it? She’d have to figure that out later. It was time to study.

Looking up from her thoughts, she paused when she reached the table, finding not Papa but-

“Agent Penguin? What are you doing here?” She asked, immediately taking on her role upon seeing her plush ally. “What’s the situation?”

“Agent Anya- we have an emergency!” The penguin’s voice sounded funny- almost like Papa. “Agent Mama has been kidnapped by the evil wizard!”

“GAH!” She gasped, then covered her mouth. She was a Spy- she couldn’t show such emotion! “That’s not good. Did you see who took her?” She ran up to the table, tossing her books against it. Now was not the time for studying- she needed to save Mama!

“No, but he left a coded message!” On the table sat a piece of paper- a series of equations lined up neatly in two columns. “Only you can break the code, Agent Anya!”

The pink haired girl stared at her homework- expression blank. Ah. So they were studying. She looked up to say just that- but paused.

What if this really was the work of a wizard?

What if Agent Mama really was kidnapped?

Raising her chin, she squared her tiny shoulders, sitting down and taking her pencil. “Hang on, Agent Mama- I’m gonna save you!”

~~~

Loid would pat himself on the back had he not felt a tad embarrassed. A tiny recorder was pinned to the back of Agent Penguin, connecting to a wireless microphone he held in hand as he played his part. He felt bad for using Yor as a prop for his plan- his wife wouldn’t be home for a good chunk of the day, adding validity to his story.

Still- Anya didn’t seem too distressed. Her expression was one of concentration as she worked through the problems he wrote out- familiar ones she’d done before with one a few newer ones to test her skill. The last thing he wanted was her to get frustrated.

“The wizard’s code is proving rather hard.” She mumbled when she came across one of the newer ones. “But I won’t give up. Not for Agent Mama!” Something in Loid’s chest squeezed.

“What part of the equa-code is giving you problems, Agent Anya?” Loid asked, shifting his view just enough to see her page. The answer came to mind almost immediately, along with how to solve it. “I worked in code breaking back in Antarctica. I might be able to help.”

“What’s Anarca?” Anya blinked, looking up. Loid tried not to laugh.

“A really cooooold place.” He drew out the word, making her giggle. “I cracked codes to keep me warm!”

“Okay!” She stood and pointed at her work.

The studying continued.

~~~

“Done! Now what?” She asked, looking at the finished page. All the answers were written, now she just needed to decode it.

“Look, Agent Anya! On the back!” Agent Penguin’s voice made her turn it over, seeing a box drawn on the back. One row was all numbers while the other was all letters. “You have to write the code!”

So there WAS a wizard! Anya felt her heart race, cheeks warming with glee. “I can do this! Hang on, Agent Mama!” She took her pencil, flipping the paper back and forth while she matched word to number. Her adrenaline was racing as fast as her hands; in her head she heard the theme song to Spy Wars playing in the background. This was it! She was gonna save the world!

“What does it say?” Agent Penguin asked as she finished. To her, his flippers were flapping frantically, eyes big with excitement. She looked at her work.

“Wi-Wizawd Of Packles?” She read, brows furrowed in confusion. What did that even mean?

“Oh no…Agent Anya- The Wizard!” Agent Penguin sounded frantic. It was if-

“Muhaha! Found you, Agent Anya!” Someone grabbed her from behind, making her scream. When she saw who it was, she gasped.

“The Wizawd Of Packles!” She cried.

“Ah Ah, little Agent! I am The Wizard of Tickles!” He raised a gloved hand, fingers wiggling. “And with my awesome powers, I shall take over the world! Starting with defeating the greatest agent ever to exist!”

“Noooooo! Paapahahhahahahahhahhaa!” Anya cried as those wiggling fingers found her belly, the Wizard’s power too strong to fight back.

~~~

“Pahahahhahhapahahahhahahaha!” Anya cried in his arms, squirming to and from beneath his hand as he gently tickled her. “Sahahhahahahhve mehehehehehehe!”

“Who’s this ‘Papa’ you speak of? I am the great Wizard of Tickles!” Loid roared playfully, keeping up the gentle touch as she swatted at his chest, little legs kicking at his shoulder. “I have come to defeat the Great Agent Anya! Surrender!”

“Nehehehehhehever! Aahahhahahnya wihhiihihihll nehehehehehever gihiihive ihihihin!” She cried, ever the diligent Agent. “Whehehhehehere’s Aahahhehehehehgent Mahahahhahamhahahahaha?”

“Agent Mama is within my clutches! I’ll never return her!” He grinned, eyes bright with mischief. “Now I will make you give in! Take my ultimate attack!” He brought her up and blew a raspberry against her shirt, shaking with mirth at her shriek of laughter. “Give in, Agent?”

“Nohohohohoho! Ahhahhahahhagehehehehent Pahahhahahahapahahahha, hehehehehehelp!” She cried again, cheeks pink.

Feeling merciful- Loid eased up on his tickles, watching her gasp for breath. “Agent Papa, yes? I’ll have to grab him too! Tell you what- let’s make a deal, little Agent. Surrender to me and become my minion, and I’ll release your beloved Agent Mama!”

“Heh..hehe…y-you mehhehean it?” She asked, looking up at him with big eyes. “And you wohon’t take Papa eihither?”

“You have my word. I will return your agents.”

Anya seemed to consider this. Then she nodded. “Agent Anya will take their place.” She held out her hand, expression serious. “Release them.”

“Very well. You have a deal.” Loid took her small hand in his, giving it a shake. That’s when she smiled a rather devious smile. “Gotcha!”

~~~

“Gotcha-?” Before the Wizard could react, Anya pounced, jumping from his arms to the couch before latching onto his back, her tiny hands attacking his ribs from behind.

“Agent Anya fooled you, Wizawd! Anya took a magic pill that gives her her enemies powas!” She giggled as the great Wizard fell to his knees, shaking with barely restrained mirth. “Take that!”

“C-Clehehehver Agehehent!” He gasped out, giggling helplessly beneath her grabby hands. “Spahahahhare mehehehehe!”

“Hmm…no! Agent Anya has demands.” She nodded, crawling around and clawing at his belly, making him properly laugh.

“D-Demahhahahahahands?” He gasped out, falling on his back as she sat on him, tiny fingers poking and prodding his stomach. “Whahahaht demahhaahands?”

“Agent Anya wants Agents Mama and Papa returned immediately!” Anya nodded, raising her chin to keep up her act. “Anya also wants peanuts! And…that’s it. Do you accept these demands?”

“Ahehehehehahha yehehhehehes!” He gasped out, cheeks red and eyes growing misty. “I acehehhehehept!”

“Okay!” Anya stopped her tickles, smiling down at him as he gasped for breath. “Agent Anya has spared you. Now return my Agents!”

“Vehehery well…” He groaned, reaching up and covering her eyes.

~~~

“Agent Papa!” She cried with glee, hugging said man as Loid appeared before her eyes. The blonde laughed, tossing away his gloves as he held her close, running a hand through her hair. “I’m back. That mean old Wizard caught me by surprise. Thank you for saving me, Agent Anya.”

“I did! I saved you!” She smiled brightly at him. “He had a funny name- The Wizawd of Packles. What does that even mean?”

“I…don’t know.” Looks like she missed one. That’s alright- she got most of it, much to his satisfaction. “Looks like he won’t cause any more trouble for now though.”

“For now…” She murmured suspenseful, earning a chuckle. “Wait- where’s Agent Mama?”

Just as she said this, the front door opened, revealing none other than said woman. “Hello! I’m home-”

“Agent Mama!” Anya ran up to her, nearly taking her down with the strength and speed of her hug. “The Wizard gave you back!”

“The Wizard?” She looked up at Loid, smiling at the growing blush on his cheeks.

“Long story. Hey, why don’t we have that cocoa before I start dinner?” Loid asked, earning cheers from the girls.

Soon the Wizard of Packles became a regular during study nights.

#spy x family #Anya forger #Loid Forger #tickle #tickle fic #fluff #family floof for the soul #these two make my heart squeal ahhhhh

[imagineronpaz]

Shuichi, Kiyotaka, Rantaro, Kaede, and Mikan with a SHSL Gamer

I'm in need of comfort and had this idea for so long so hehe enjoy

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS MAN IS MATPAT

omg cuddles when you play games yes

let him lay his head on your chest and listen to your heart

please

he wants to learn the gaymes you play so he can play them with you

teach him please

a literal GOD at amonguss

"kokichi is the killer"

"bitch we just started the round-"

he wants you to take care of yourself because you're too busy gaming to do so

he will bring you snacks and watah and meds if you take them

"y/n baby here"

HE WILL SLEEP ON YOUR CHEST IF YOURE PLAYING A SOFT GAME

PUT HIM IN SIMS HONESTLY

he hit you when he died in the pool in the game but he laughed

HE WILL TAKE YOUR DIVICE/UNPLUG IT SO YOU WILL SLEEP

will laugh if you through a temper tantrum but will kiss you so you're fine in the end

Games to play with him: Among US, Animal Crossing, Sims, Detroit: Become Human, Tomadachi Life, any murder mystery

OMG THIS BOY

CUDDLES WHEN PLAYING

HE YELLS AT YOU (but not yelling) WHEN YOU DONT SLEEP BEFORE 1030

like hat boi, he wants to learn how to play games with you

he sucks, but he tries

CREATIVE MODE MINECRAFT GOD

"y/n I killed a thingy! :D"

like if you play survival make sure to set him to creative cuz literally it will go like:

"AHH ITS KILLING ME!" "AAAAAA" "Y/N HELP" "OMG IM DEAD" "ALL I DID WAS LOOK AT IT AND NOW IM DEAD" "ITS SHOOTING FIREBALLS AT ME HELP"

you are just like "-_-"

but he can and will build a garden for you so i guess that's that

he also does those reactions to just watching you play as well

get him a nintendo nes, trust me

he's a God a legend of zelda tbh

any og games, he can fuck with tbh

hes like an old man but we love him ❤️

Games to play with him: Minecraft, any classic game

CLUB PENGUIN KID THERE I SAID IT

HE ALSO 100% GOT BITCHES ON MOVIE STAR PLANET

like playing those games with him is like watching Cowbelly play cp

or msp while watching "how to movie star feat. quackity" cuz that's my all time fav video

100% popping off in minecraft

BELLIONARE IN ACNH

BITCH HAS ALL THE RARE VILLAGERS TOO

ULTIMATE LUCKY STUDENT WHO

ugh he's so

not to be nsfw but he can cuddle me while playing games together bye

Games to play with him: CLUB PENGUIN, minecraft, Animal Crossing: pocket camp.

PIANO TILE GOD

THATS ON PERIOD

probs a "papa's ___" kid

she gives those vibes idk

if she catches you not taking care of yourself she will hit you with a pillow

then hug you cuz she's sorry

idk she seems like one to play piano tiles, papas ___, and like maybe monolopy that's its

idk she seems like she wasn't that kinda person idk

like hall boi, she makes sure you are taking care of yourself

OMG SHES 100% YURI FROM DDLC WAIT I JUST NOTICED BYE-

100% LOVES SALLY FACE IDK WHY BUT I FEEL LIKE SHE WOULD LIKE IT

"Y/N, is this game scary?"

"no, love"

later that day

"mikan honey"

"leave me alone I'm almost done playing again"

bestie you've played it twice within an hour-

just please be soft with her she needs it

cuddle her when she plays the games.

do it.

she will cry.

soft bb

Games to play with her: DDLC. Sally face, any nurse simulation games

#danganronpa #danganronpa x reader #danganronpa 2 goodbye despair #danganronpa imagines #imagineronpaz #killing harmony #danganronpa x y/n #mikan tsumiki #kaede akamatsu #kiyotaka ishimaru #suichi saihara #rantaro amami #rantarogetsbitches

[sunshine-overload]

[BSTS] Zakuro Summer Off Day 4* Card Story

chapter 1 -bridge pathway-

saki: (I have some free time so I guess I’ll go and do some sightseeing.)

zakuro: Oh? If it isn’t the fated little bird. Where ever could it be that you are headed?

saki: Hello Zakuro-san. I actually haven’t decided my destination yet.

zakuro: In that case I happen to have just the thing. Team C were offered these two zoo entry tickets as thanks for setting up the live show. None of the other members seemed keen to take them, so they have fortunately ended up in my possession. Running into you here must also be due to fate. It’s somewhere I would be honoured to visit with you, would you join me?

saki: Sure, I’d love to.

-time pass, zoo forest area-

zakuro: Hm, there’s the so-called sage of the forest here, this owl does have quite the sharp look in its eyes.

saki: It really does, it’s staring right at us.

zakuro: I often ponder how birds are quite a desirable being to be. Especially those that soar in the sky, just how small of an existence must we look like to them up there? I too would like to live in a way where I am not bound by the trivial things on this earth. Hm, but in saying that. I do think that seeing a being that should be living freely trapped up in a cage like this to be somewhat pitiful.

saki: (That’s a very Zakuro-san way of thinking.)

zakuro: Oh my, it appears the next area is aquatic creatures.

saki: Yes, I wonder what kinds of animals we’ll see.

-aquatic animal area-

saki: Says here that next is the penguin corner, are you fond of penguins Zakuro-san?

zakuro: Hm, that is quite the intriguing question. Despite being birds, they cannot fly in the wide blue sky. That alone makes them pitiable, though it may be unfair to decide my position based solely on that… But it is simply the truth that I do not find that part of them favourable.

saki: Have you seen penguins up close before?

zakuro: No, never.

saki: If you do you may come to like them.

(announcement sound)

announcement: The hands on penguin feeding experience will be starting now, everyone that would like to participate please gather round.

zakuro: Oh my, a hand feeding experience. We unknowingly arrived right on time.

saki: Why don’t we try it since we have the chance?

zakuro: Hm, well, if you insist… Let’s have a little look shall we.

-

chapter 2 -penguin corner-

keeper: Welcome to the hands on feeding experience, will the both of you be participating?

saki: Yes please.

zakuro: Oh my, little bird, I don’t remember uttering that I would be participating… I just called them pitiable creatures, how can I look them in the eye after that?

saki: The keeper already gave me two cups of fish, why not give it a go?

zakuro: I guess it can’t be helped then, I shall accept my fate.

saki: Uwah, the penguins have already gathered all around us. Fufu, it seems you’re pretty popular Zakuro-san.

-cg, zakuro feeding the penguins

zakuro: Oh my, what do we have here. Look at you opening your little beak trying to grab the fish in my hand. You look as though you’re desperately begging for it. Hm, they are quite adorable. If you pester me this much I may end up growing attached.

saki: (He seems to be having fun in a strange way, but I’m glad Zakuro-san looks like he’s warmed up to the penguins.)

zakuro: Whilst I’m honoured to have your fervent gaze directed my way Saki-sama, don’t you have a duty to feed these penguins as well? A whole group has gathered at your feet waiting for the fish you possess.

saki: Woah, you’re right, I didn’t notice.

zakuro: Go on and fulfill their expectations.

saki: Ok, so you feed them… like this? Seeing them up close, these penguins are even smaller and cuter than I’d thought.

zakuro: Indeed indeed, I feel as though I’ve fully become their papa bird. 

-time pass-

zakuro: Hm, hmhmhm. Those that have returned to swimming around in the water tank… It looks just as though they’re soaring through the sky.

saki: It really does. It must feel nice to be able to swim so effortlessly like that.

zakuro: It is apparent that my opinion needs to be revised. Is this what it means to not just base things on information, but on experience as well? Towards these penguins, I don’t feel pity at all. I would say it is beautiful the way they live freely like this. Just like the other types of birds, I think they are also a desirable existence.

saki: If that’s the case, then I’m glad.

zakuro: I am deeply grateful to you for giving me the opportunity to realise this. I wonder what opportunities will arise next, my my, I will be looking forward to it.

—end

requested by anon!

#bsts zakuro #bsts translation

[a-little-bit-of-ships-in-my-life]

see, i had a dream about Spy x Family.

In my dream, Twilight had found his father. After years of not knowing where he was, if he was still alive or even if he died during the war, he meets him again as Loid Forger.

You see, Twilight is a top tier spy. He can't control his drinking tolerance, he can calm his mind in just one second, he can remember the name of thousands of penguins and even more. He can hide his emotions and be perfect person, the perfect mask. But when he sees his father after so, so long, something just, bursts open. He can't mask the surprise, the emotion, the happiness of seeing his father- his only other family- and seeing him alive, after thinking he was all alone it feels so good. But yes, he's a spy, he can't act and show his emotions, even when he sees him father and just beamed at the thought of him still there.

So he approches to him as Loid Forger. One moment he's with Anya and his father, talking with him about things like they had been acquaintances forever. At some point his father asks him what is his job. And since he's Loid, he tells him he's a psychiatrist. Somehow expecting his father to react about that. It's a lie of course, but the thought of his father showing a little bit of surprise and even happiness or proudness about that lie makes him expected and even excited.

But no, he doesn't do that. His father laughs and starts saying how he doesn't care or think the people like him do actual good. That everybody doesn't understand the difficult life of those who served in war, that the real heroes were the soldiers who spent their life fighting for their country and keep fighting until today for that. A Lawyer, a hall office worker, even a psychiatrist will never know how hard is to keep working to build a better world, for everyone.

And Twilight is speechless.

And it kinda hurst, you know? Because he's not a psychiatrist, or a driver, politician or any of the roles he had done in the past. He's a spy, he's the very same thing his father is talking him about, not only that, but he also was a soldier who fought in the war between the east and west. He has sacrified his life of everyone wellbeing. And it crushs him he can't tell his father that "Hey, i'm your son, the one you thought you left behind during the war. I'm still standing, fighting for me, fighting for a world where no kid will cry, or be afraid, or lose a limb or a relative. I'm the very same thing you talk about." and it's so hard because he can't tell him that without messing everything up. He can't get his father recognition and making him proud and seeing his father proud like the last time he was when he saw him (even tho that was a lie, but not this time)

so he just kinda, deflects in the spot. His father thinks is because of just dissing his job, but the reality is far from the truth

Anya is there, she can read his mind, she saw his father thoughts, and the little pain he's having because of it. And she doesn't like papa suffering. So she just calls for his attention and starts talking

She starts talking about how papa is amazing, how he helps and saves people everytime when he goes to work, how he always sacrifies himself for others and how he's the coolest "psychiatrist" in the world for her. She tells him, and acknowledges his hard work. Even thought her words are talking about Loid Forger, deep inside in that she's actually talking about Twilight, the spy. She tells him that his papa is the most bravest, coolest and the best psychiatrist she had ever meet or will meet.d

and Twilight is quite confused because he had never heard Anya talking about him like that, so highly. So he's quite embarrased but also, something deeps installs in his heart- he feels proud, and happy. Because when he knews she's talking about Loid, somehow his real heart catches that. This family is a lie, but if this family feels proud of him, even if it doesn't the real him, he can take that to his heart and be happy. He feels like all he has done for the future is actually, worth it.

So he thanks Anya, brushes her hair with one hand and smiles slightly at her, without telling her that her words means more that anyone can tell or think.

But she know that, because, well, she read his mind.

That was a nice dream tbh 👍

#spy x family #loid forger #twilight #anya forger #spoilers? #dream

[megismorallysunny]

13/7/23

Nothing really knew in my life, I had to rake my lawn from grass and it was hard, I still haven't finished and gotta do it tomorrow, I'm gonna watch the roier and cellbit stream (penguin game?) Bc I've seen some clips and it's funny, (ikr such a unique reason).

I didn't post yesterday because I forgot and then I didn't talk to my friends in like quite a few days and missed my friends even though they are very easy to reach. I'm not okay now though, I was about to say the opposite but really I'm not. Most of the times I'm great I just don't feel myself right now, I need to definitely hang out with my friends or call them again.

I finally found my minecraft gamecard and I'm so happy, missed playing minecraft a lot and I missed playing those papas games (papas bakeria) and such. I found a moth(?) It was very cute, I nearly killed it but I put it somewhere else, I wonder if it's still ok. I also found a bright yellow mushroom, I tried to look it up, its a yellow waxcap mushroom. I tried to look up about it but all that came up about it were golden waxcal mushrooms. Anyways those were my 2 days.

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

Hello! Could i please have some good good pregnancy and parenting headcanons with a fem!s/o for Law, Eustass, and Zoro please? Thank you so much and have an awesome day!

Oof pregnancy and parenting headcanon make me so soft, thank you very much for this sweet request🥺! I focussed a bit more on the pregnancy part rather than the parenting tho since I've written something similiar for Kid and Law already😅 Hope what I came up with suits you, and sorry for the long wait!

How they deal with a pregnant gf and having a baby headcanon

Trafalgar Law

because of his medical knowledge and observant nature, Law actually noticed the first signs of your pregnancy even before you did

so when you finally realize that you're pregnant and go to confront him with your discovery, he's anything but surprised

"Law, I need to tell you something. I'm-"

"Pregnant? Yeah, I thought so."

he looks pretty unbothered and composed, almost as if this isn't anything new to him, but on the inside he is completely tense and filled with anxiety. A baby just doesn't fit into your pirate lives. At all. However he doesn't want to show his true feelings and possibly cause you to panic. You already got enough on your plate with all the new physical and hormonal changes you're about to go through

personally Law didn't plan on having kids, ever, but what's done is done. To make sure that this is really what you want he'd still offer you the option of an abortion, but when you decline and tell him that you want to keep the child, he accepts your decision

"Alright (Y/N), brace yourself then. A few major changes are upon us..."

everything from the beginning of your pregnancy to the date of birth is planned out by him. Law doesn't want anything to go wrong and refuses to take risks. That means you'll spend most of your time either stuck by his side or in the proximity of another member of the Heart Pirates

Bepo, Penguin and Shachi are super excited for the kid and to be uncles. They all come up with their own ideas on what they'll do with the baby once it's born, and their enthusiasm sort of puts Law at ease. This means he and you at least won't have to deal with everything by yourselves

when you actually go into labour, Law's composed facade drops for a moment and he reveals just how stressed he's been up until now

in order to properly assist you and be there for you while you're giving birth, he forces himself to imagine that this is just an ordinary operation. It's not his girlfriend having his baby, he's not about to be a father in a few minutes-

all the stress and anxiety instantly falls off of him when he first holds the new life you two created.

the first time Law looks down at his baby he's absolutely mesmerized. Sure it's still bloody and screeching its lungs out, but despite all odds it's looking completely healthy and is actually,,,, really adorable? Holy shit, how did he manage to make something so pure-looking-

after cleaning the baby and introducing it to its mother, he brings the little human over to Bepo and lets it rest in the bear's soft fur instead of wrapping it up in a blanket. Not only should that be far more comfortable for the tiny thing, but it's also the first bonding experience with uncle Bepo. And while the baby is sleeping, Law walks over to check in on you and tells you how great you did

as far as being a dad goes, Law belongs to the supportive but distant type. Whenever he's got the chance he'll try to spend time with his kid, but there are often other, more important things he has to take care of

however he's still a proud parent and lowkey hopes that the child will take an interest in his work when it gets older. It shouldn't come as a surprise that one of the first things your kid will be taught by Papa Law is how to dissect a frog

Eustass Kid

his immediate thought when you let him know that you're pregnant is "how can I make this unhappen"

look at him, Kid is not ready to be a dad. Especially when it comes to his level of maturity he's basically still a child himself-

no one on the Victoria Punk is prepared for the big news. Their captain made a baby. There will be a kid running around the ship. Oh shit, everyone better start learning to limit their use of profanities already-

initially Kid acts pretty grumpy throughout your pregnancy. He didn't want this, but it's still happening. And he can't do anything against it. He's almost acting like a pregnant woman himself-

can not and will not handle your cravings/mood swings. Whenever you start acting up he just gets completely irritated and quickly peaces out when he can't come up with a way to deal with you

but what started out as regret turns into excitement when he thinks about how awesome his kid would be. With him as dad and you as mom it's only natural that the result will be amazing

and thus he starts to be a bit more open-minded towards the whole situation. Heck, he even gets lowkey excited and starts building a few baby cribs and closets for the child!

unfortunately tho Kid is anything but compassionate during your pregnancy, and it gets especially bad when you start showing. His immature nature shines through and he makes quite a few indecent comments on how you look a balloon,,,

for some reason he also tends to be more horny than usual. Hey, you already got a bun in the oven, so there isn't anything else you need to worry about, right?

in contrast to how he treated you during your pregnancy, he's actually very supporting and motivating during birth

lmao but that's mostly because he's eagerly waiting between your legs for the kid to plop out and right into his arm like a Christmas present

it's almost like a lottery to him and he's super excited what the brat will look like

however nothing could have prepared Kid for the moment when he gets to hold the baby for the first time. The young man basically beams with pride and grins from one ear to the other while the baby cries like an alarm clock

Kid's first time holding the newborn in a nutshell:

"Hehe, it looks like we got a girl here, ey (Y/N)?"

"Kid... that's the baby's ass. You're holding it the wrong way around."

he definitely comes up with ridiculous names for the child, such as: "Eustass Explosion", "Eustass Chainsaw" and his personal favorite- "Eustass the Destroyer"

putting his excitement aside, the young pirate captain definitely has to grow into the role of a father. At first he almost treats the kid like some sort of new toy or pet

you'll never catch him changing even a single diaper. Most of the time Kid tells Killer to man up, cover the holes in his mask, and take care of it by himself if he really wants to be considered 'the best uncle'

despite his rowdy behaviour he is aware that the child is 'fragile' and usually makes sure to keep it away from any dangerous stuff, meaning that the workshop is off-limits for the little one. Kid also never uses his metal arm when he's playing with or holding the baby; instead he build a more authentic prosthetic that'll allow him to hold the child more properly

Roronoa Zoro

his eye almost pops out of its socket when you tell him

holy shit! Zoro of course knew that sex makes babies, but what are the odds of this happening to you?! Besides he always considered himself to be too controlled and restrained for that to work?! Damn?!?!

despite the initial shock he wants to do his best to help you through the pregnancy. After all he basically caused this-

however Zoro can't even find the way to the grocery store to get some diapers

someone send him help. And by help, I mean Chopper

the reindeer himself doesn't know too much about pregnancies, but he's more than happy to collect some first-hand experience and teaches Zoro all about how to be a dad and what's going on with your body

whenever you're near he keeps his swords sheathed and tucked away from you. Once your stomach starts popping he's wary that if he comes too close to you with a sharp thing you might burst or something

at night he keeps watch like a guard dog, his overprotectiveness shines through and he often refuses to go to sleep before you

you probably go into labour while he's out getting lost or fighting some marines, but once Zoro gets the news he almost drops his sword and hurries back to be with you

but he arrives almost an hour later because he got so excited that he forgot the way back to the Sunny

Zoro really wants to help you and Chopper deliver the baby. He's constantly repeating what the reindeer doc says to you and at some point, when your pain reaches its peak, he even suggets reaching down and pulling the baby out of you with his own two hands lol

but once the first cries fill the rooms, he freezes up. It's done. Those nine months of worry, mood swings, suffering and cravings are finally over. A wave of relief washes over him as he smirks down at you, quietly saying how proud he is

however Zoro strongly refuses to hold his baby at first. He's genuinely scared he might drop it or accidentally crush it.

you and Chopper basically have to yell at him to get him out of his trance and convince the new father to take a look at his child

"Zoro, I did not go through hours of pain just so you can say no to holding our baby. For crying out loud, take your child!"

the second you put the baby into his arms Zoro's protective dad instincts kick in and now he refuses to let the child go again lmao

he's mustering the little one's face like some abstract oil painting, unable to tear his gaze from it and proudly recognizing all the similarities between the baby and its parents

luckily Zoro got some natural dad skills under his belt, and you both share the responsibilities evenly

he's never opposed to changing diapers or feeding the baby, even if the first annoys him sometimes. He also keeps the baby around himself 24/7- during workouts he puts it onto his back, when he wanders around the little one sits on his shoulders, and when he takes a nap on the desk the baby lies on his chest

all of the other Strawhats are more than welcome to take care of the baby from time to time and bond with the newest family crewmember to their heart's content. Well, that goes for everyone except Sanji. You better not let Zoro catch him handling the baby or a fight will break out-

#one piece #trafalgar law #eustass kid #roronoa zoro #law x reader #kid x reader #zoro x reader #one piece x reader #op headcanon #one piece headcanon #one piece imagine

[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! + things they were doing on the internet when they were like... 12

a/n: is this also a call-out post for myself and a way to make fun of things i did? yes

Hinata: playing those free to play weird-ass games on y8.com when he’s not fighting over the computer with his sister

Kageyama: watching ‘top ten best sets in volleyball games with slow-motion’ again and again until his sister taught him how to use youtube

Tsukishima: writing long essays that he posts on facebook about how much twilight sucks and how much he hates it. definitely had a twilight phase

Yamaguchi: secretly writing twilight fanfiction and posting them on wattpad. he got pretty famous for them but he’ll never talk about it

Ennoshita: played Feeding Frenzy a lot. like, a Lot. this man was a literal god

Tanaka: MAKING PUNK/EMO EDITS OF HIS FAVORITE CELEBRITIES. his masterpiece was punk harry styles feat. 6 earrings and a neck tattoo

Nishinoya: watching american ninja warrior compilations but the ones with ‘eye of the tiger’ edited over them to make them extra awesome

Daichi: coming up with his own inspirational quotes that are kind of terrible like ‘even though i’ve been beaten down, i’ll always get back up’ and posting them on facebook thinking that he’ll inspire people somehow

Sugawara: watching ‘Hetalia Ep. 25 VIETSUB|SPN|ENG subtitles pt. 2/28′ on youtube. either that or ouran high school host club idk this guy had a phase

Asahi: taking a whole bunch of those ‘what your fashion says about you’ quizzes until he eventually made one himself as well as a polyvore account

Oikawa: reading and writing doctor who fanfiction before eventually getting into sherlock and supernatural. yes, he shipped destiel. yes, the destiel canon thing on november ruined him

Iwaizumi: he was really into looking up random animal videos like ‘tarantula vs. scorpion fight’ and stuff like monster bug wars from animal planet and when oikawa made fun of his search history he figured out how to delete it

Hanamaki: vibing to the Phineas and Ferb songs playlist that he made on youtube (of course the aglet song is his favorite one)

Matsukawa: a true tumblr child and was there when this hellsite was first birthed. he remembers the tumblr wars between the fandom and the hipster blogs all too well

Ushijima: didn’t know what the internet was until tendou realized he didn’t have a skype so he made an account for him. until now, ushijima’s status still says ‘hi, wakatoshi here’

Tendou: watching a whole bunch of minecraft song parodies on youtube before eventually making them himself 

Semi: either learning guitar through youtube videos or looking up ‘how to play lucky by jason mraz EASY VERSION | NO BAR CHORDS’ 

Shirabu: he used only Google+ as his social media and wondered why he wasn’t getting any friends

Goshiki: this kid was blessed to be twelve years old when the lego movie came out so he most definitely just used the internet to listen to ‘everything is awesome’ again and again

Kuroo: definitely a fandom kid, one of those from the six major book fandoms (hp, pjo, hg). used to run a fricking roleplay group on tumblr and his oc’s always have a Dark Backstory

Kenma: youguysaregonnacomeformebut--- SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FANFICTION OKAY BYE

Yaku: playing Pet Society on facebook. is it such a coincidence to see him so decked out and rich now when his pet had the same lifestyle? nO

Lev: playing those papa louie games (papa’s pizzeria, papa’s burgeria, etc) and trying to force the game to crash by serving customers 500 chicken wings

Bokuto: as soon as he got a skype account, he’d pretty much voice call anyone and everyone he saw had an ‘active’ status on but his friends didn’t have the heart to switch their status to ‘inactive’

Akaashi: was the king of making ‘which ___ character would be into you (for girls and gays only!!!)’ quizzes that are very detailed. he’d even make a whole character profile with a ‘how you met them’ at the end

Atsumu: used to secretly watch episodes of ‘boys over flowers’ and ‘meteor garden’ on the computer when he was alone at home. eventually got into girl’s generation and super junior

Osamu: a master at playing poptropica and even had a whole gig making poptropica walkthroughs for other people. sometimes he’d play club penguin and get himself kicked out for swearing just for fun

Suna: looking up ‘demons by imagine dragons with lyrics’ on youtube and just playing it on loop. his desktop wallpaper says ‘don’t get too close, it’s dark inside’

Kita: didn’t know what the internet was until suna and aran took pity on him and helped him create a facebook account. until now, his profile pic is still a picture of his jersey number and he has 99+ unchecked notifications

Sakusa: his cousin introduced him to sims. except, sakusa doesn’t play ‘for fun’ but to vicariously live the average salaryman life through his virtual character (he named him steve)

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[bibbawrites]

The Little Princess - Single!Dad Charlie

Request: None 

Word Count: 1531 words

Warnings: none that i can tell?

Summary: Part 1 of the single dad!Charlie series, just some cute fluff and introduction to little Margaux Ivy Gillespie 

A/N: okay so i need some input, i’m not sure if i should just make this the adventures of single dad!charlie and him raising his daughter on his own, or introduce the reader as a love interest at some point the original plan was the reader meeting charlie’s daughter, but i had inspiration to write this instead and i kinda really enjoy single charlie trying to be a good dad while juggling working full time and not worrying about a love interest?  idk, if you guys hate this please let me know 

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“Come on Owen, we’re going to be late.” Charlie called, leaning down to pick up his three year old daughter from her spot on the couch. 

“Where we going Daddy?” She asked, snuggling into her father’s arms, and Charlie couldn’t help but smile. 

The little girl in his arms was the light of his life. She was born when Charlie was just 18, and her biological mother had been 25. Although her conception had been an accident, the little girl was anything but that. From the moment he first held her in his arms, Charlie promised to never let anything happen to her. Her mother had left her with him when she was just three days old, along with a note saying that she really couldn’t handle being a mother yet, and that she was really sorry. He should have realised something was up when she had insisted he name the baby himself, whatever he wanted, and she didn’t have any complaints when he decided on Margaux Ivy, despite the fact that she had hated both of those names every other time he had brought them up. But he was too in love with the feeling of being a new father to even question it. 

“Going to set Princess.” He told her, as Owen entered the room, his hair a mess and one shoe in his hand. Margaux giggled at the sight, pulling a face at Owen. 

“You look funny.” She told him and Charlie couldn’t help but laugh. 

“She’s not wrong.” He agreed as Owen struggled to put his second shoe on. After a moment he succeeded, turning to the father daughter duo with a playful eye roll. 

“The honesty of three year olds.” He said, and Charlie laughed again. 

“Gotta love ‘em.” He joked, and Owen nodded in agreement, smiling at Margaux.

“Couldn’t live without you, could we Maggie?” He asked and Margaux poked her tongue out at him, which he quickly mimicked. 

His nickname for the toddler had come from an inside joke. When Owen had first met Margaux, he had only heard Charlie refer to her as Mags, so naturally the blond boy had assumed her name was Maggie, and even after he found out her real name the nickname stuck. 

Charlie smiled at the interaction, before opening the door and letting Owen pass them, before locking their door and together the trio headed down to Charlie’s car. 

-

Not long after, they arrived on set, jumping out of the car quickly to avoid being late. Margaux ran ahead of them as they quickly rushed towards the rehearsal area where they were supposed to be meeting Kenny and the other cast members. 

They made it to the tent with less than a minute to spare and Kenny shook his head, although they could easily tell he wasn’t really upset. 

“Take a seat boys.” Kenny told them, and Charlie quickly scooped Margaux up before sitting down with her in his lap. He pulled a colouring book and some crayons out of the bag he carried for Margaux’s things, and placed the book on the table before giving the crayons to the toddler. 

"Thank you Daddy.” She said, and Charlie smiled, pressing a soft kiss to her head before looking up to listen to Kenny run through how the next week was going to be working. 

“Daddy.” Margaux whispered, and Charlie glanced down at her.

“What’s up Mags?” He replied quietly, not wanting to interrupt the meeting. He knew if he missed anything important Owen would let him know. 

“Look.” Margaux pointed to the colouring book. “I coloured it good.” 

Charlie smiled, kissing the top of her head again. 

“Very good.” He praised. “Don’t forget the duckies too.” 

Margaux gasped, picking up the yellow crayon quickly. Charlie couldn’t help but smile as he watched her colour in, in awe of how perfect this little human he had created was. She truly was his greatest achievement. 

He zoned out, watching on as the three year old coloured, only zoning back in when Owen grabbed his shoulder to let him know they were leaving. 

“Come on Mags, Daddy has to go get dressed.” Charlie told her, picking up the crayons. “You can go colour with Aunty Tori.” 

The girl in question grinned from across the table, happy to look after the small girl while Charlie filmed. 

“I would love to colour with you Margaux.” Tori agreed, standing up. Charlie placed Margaux onto the ground, the toddler rushing over to Tori as her father packed up her stuff. Charlie handed the bag to the assistant choreographer, and smiled as he watched the younger girl lead his little girl out of the tent, before standing up and heading off, ready to start his own day. 

-

“Did I miss anything important in that meeting this morning?” Charlie questioned later that evening, as he and Owen walked to get dinner after a full day of filming, Margaux between them holding both of their hands. 

“Swing!” Margaux squealed, and the two of them swung the three year old up between them, both smiling at her excited giggles. 

“Nothing we didn’t already know.” Owen informed him, as they reached the burger shop and joined the line to order. 

“Oh good. I was kinda distracted by Mags.” Charlie admitted, and Owen grinned. 

“Aren’t we all? You’ve got us under a spell Miss Maggie.” He cooed. 

“No, I Princess, 'member?” Margaux mumbled, pressing her face into Owen’s leg. 

“My bad, Princess Maggie.” Owen corrected, running his hand through her messy curls. A woman exiting the store smiled at the sweet scene. 

“Oh, what a lovely little family. Your daughter is very cute.” She complimented. 

“Thank you.” Charlie said quickly, trying to hide his laugh as Owen went bright red. The woman nodded in response before walking out the door. 

“Why did you say thank you?” Owen questioned when the woman was far enough away. 

“Cause. We are a lovely little family.” Charlie shrugged. Margaux pulled on the bottom of Owen’s hoodie and he lent down to pick her up. 

“Aren’t we Mags? Owen’s our family, isn’t he?” Charlie asked, leaning over to press a soft kiss to the three year old’s hair, and Margaux nodded. 

“Yeah.” She said, resting her head on Owen’s shoulder. Owen smiled softly. 

“Well I can’t say no to the Princess can I?” He mumbled. 

“No!” Margaux squealed. Charlie laughed, stepping forward to order for the three of them, content knowing that his pride and joy was safe with his best friend. 

-

By the time they got back to their apartment, ate their meals, and Charlie bathed Margaux, it was time for the three year old to go to sleep. In fact, it was time for all three of them to go to sleep. 

Charlie tucked Margaux into her bed, the little girl snuggling into the toy penguin he had given her as a baby. She couldn’t sleep without it. 

“Night night Daddy.” Margaux mumbled sleepily, pulling on Charlie’s shirt so that he would lean down, and kissing his cheek when he did. 

“Goodnight baby girl, I love you.” He whispered softly, kissing her forehead. 

“Love you too Daddy.” She replied with a yawn. 

She reached out towards Owen, who had been standing in the doorway watching, making grabby hands at the 20 year old. He came over, crouching down next to her bed, and Margaux smiled sleepily. 

“Night night Papa Owen, love you.” She said. Owen’s eyes widened, and he glanced at Charlie for reassurance. Charlie smiled at him, placing a hand on his shoulder, feeling Owen relax under the gentle touch. 

Owen lent over, placing a soft kiss on Margaux’s head. 

“Nighty night Maggie. Love you too.” He whispered. He stood back up and quietly the two men left the room, flicking the light off and the small bunny night light on as they left. 

“Papa?” Owen questioned once they were in the hallway, Margaux’s door pulled to behind them. Charlie shrugged. 

“If you want it. If you don’t I can tell her to stop.” He replied. Owen shook his head quickly. 

“No, no, I love it. I’ve always wanted to be a dad so...” He trailed off. “Not that I’m her dad cause obviously that’s you, and I’d never try to replace you or be you cause that would be wrong and-” 

“Owen.” Charlie cut him off. “It’s fine. I think it’s really sweet.” 

“Yeah?” Owen asked softly. 

“Yes.” Charlie replied. 

“Okay.” Owen grinned. Charlie returned the smile. 

“We should probably get to bed, we have to be on set early.” He said after a moment of silence. Owen nodded.

“Yeah you’re right.” He agreed. A wide grin appeared on Charlie’s face. 

“Goodnight Papa Owen.” He teased. Owen groaned. 

“It’s just creepy coming from you, Daddy.” He retaliated, and Charlie cringed. 

“Yeah no, let’s not do that.” He said and Owen laughed. 

“Agreed.” He replied. Charlie smiled, pulling Owen into a quick hug. 

“Night Owen.” He mumbled. Owen took a step back. 

“Night Char.” He replied, before heading down the hallway to his own room. 

And with one last glance into Margaux’s room to check on the sleeping toddler, Charlie did the same. 

#dad!charlie #single dad!charlie #charlie gillespie #charlie gillespie fic #owen joyner #owen patrick joyner