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marauders-once-said · 5 months ago
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Miss Susan of Texas really never misses huh
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I refuse to allow my most popular post be a twitter screenshot that I added nothing to but I have no idea what to change the caption to and no one liked my memes smh, y’all have such low standards and I will never recover from thousands of people coming into my house and telling me i’m not funny... ms. brockjampton of tiktok i’m so sorry I failed you... Anyway if anyones reading this you’re very sexy and I hope you’re having a nice day. Drink some water, eat some fruit, bully rich people online, look at the stars, and steal a street sign. 
Also, to the dumbasses in my notes, in case you couldn’t tell its called a joke. I know the rich people buy rich people drugs from other rich people doing illegal rich people things while being protected by other rich people... it’s almost like its a subtle criticism of the rich people consuming copious amounts of illegal substances while thousands of people are imprisoned for it... pointing out the hypocrisy of the “smart” wall street men being drug addicts who would be villainized and shamed if they’re poor. Its almost like its an exaggeration of the circumstances for comedic purposes... or MAYBE its just funny to imagine these rich assholes struggling to do their “jobs” after fucking over the general population... like y’all are something else
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago
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you know that guy who gets bit by venomous insects on purpose and rates the pain on a numerical scale?
ok so a scientist who gets bitten by a vampire specifically so she can use herself as a test subject to rate cross-cultural religious objects on their effectiveness as anti-vampire deterrents. sure there's anecdotal evidence that crosses probably work, but here is hard scientific data that vampires can also be threatened with menorahs
#also i love describing Justin Orvel Schmidt as 'that guy' as if he's not a well respected entomologist and author #bc he is. but he also happens to be that venomous bug bite guy #well. one of them. it is a growing field #another good vampire post #the christian cross and the pagan pentagram are equally effective #the eye of horus has a surprisingly strong bite given that it should be expired by now #the symbol of mjölnir invokes a migraine AND ear ringing that lasts for days #the star of david cremates the scientist instantly on the spot #her ashes have to be shoved in a jar and sprinkled w/ blood so she can reshape overnight #a discovery which is going to make yom kippur at her grandma's house VERY awkward this year #come to think of it menorahs are also objects you light on fire so it gets double damage points probably #...on a scale of humorous blasphemy (good) to culturally insensitive (bad) where would the concept of a Vampire Hunting Rabbi fall? #i mean all these catholic priests are already clogging the market why not add some religious diversity #....Vampire Hunting Squad composed of a priest a rabbi an imam a bhikkhu and a pandit #it's a Ghostbusters type situation where the whole squad gets called in whenever a vampire's religious affiliation is unknown #a vampire has the right to be/can only be vanquished by a clergy member of their specific religion... #...so a diverse group of religious leaders has to be kept on call to treat vampiric infestations #they run a side business is demonic de-possession bc you never know which ancient language of scripture a demon can actually speak #no point yelling at someone to get the fuck out in latin if they can't fucking understand latin
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taytei · 6 months ago
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listen im all about Racooninnit but may i present to you
MooBloom Tommy, where his chat manifests as flowers that just bloom into existence either on him or the ground around him
(+ a bonus little allium duo comic)
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ajab-leher · 9 months ago
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Sue Zhao, Dialogues on Love // At Breakfast, Laurits Andersen Ring // Ada Limón, ‘Before’ from Bright Dead Things // Andrés Lozano, Day Job 1 // via @shhhitsfine​
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chiptrillino · 7 months ago
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i got some frogs! for you! because you are all so sweet and amazing people and i wish you happy pride! so... here is my idea for some iguana/komodo/frogs? i mean... i planed an image... and i am still doing the image but now in the image are golden/dragon/snail/fish in it... and not anymore these lillypad forgs. (if you squint. you could pretend that... there is the rainbow on the frog too. you know... with the red and yellow and green and blue but only if you squint!)
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16pc · 9 months ago
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[updated 4/15, 3pm]
ways to support:
list of ways to help the brooklyn center community right now (updated 4/15)
gofundme for daunte wright’s family
support daunte wright’s girlfriend and baby son (ongoing) 
help documenting mn purchase supplies, food, etc (ongoing) 
support medics supply needs (need met) 
help purchase gas masks for protestors (ongoing) 
call these numbers and demand police defunding and abolition
call lorenz bus services to cut ties with the police in transporting protestors
brooklyn center mutual aid gofundme 
brooklyn center schools gofundme for students and families 
i’ve seen people posting donation links to minnesota freedom fund, but they already have plenty of money from last summer and i would instead redirect money to the links above and other bipoc individuals/orgs. black visions/reclaim the block are also not currently asking for donations. 
for those in the twin cities metro area:
volunteer to help out brooklyn center 
protesting: 
7pm protest at BPCD (4/15)
if you’re in school, there’s a walkout happening 4/19
gas masks available for black folks protesting
some guidelines for protesting/protestor safety
more protesting guidelines
dressing for protests
police have been using more impact rounds, prepare accordingly 
bail support number
call for a ride from protests (also here)
beware that the fbi has a complex a few blocks away from bcpd (physical location)
careful not to show your face while protesting/watch out for right wing grifters
in person donations: 
brooklyn center donations for food and supplies (4/15) 
CANMN is also collecting supplies for protestors (venmo/paypal open, accepting physical donations mon, wed, sat)
updates also on this fb page 
remember to check in and help with local encampments
keep this in mind to avoid the spread of misinformation
dealing with tear gas in homes 
sign this if you’re a umn student
if you’re coming from out of town: please be mindful of the community and spaces you’re entering and protect those who are more vulnerable. stay out of private yards and be aware that many young children live in these residential areas.
things to keep in mind:
https://twitter.com/yo_nci/status/1381630014341345290
https://twitter.com/SoulRevision/status/1381662893372973058
https://twitter.com/MsKellyMHayes/status/1381697262607294465
https://twitter.com/asmaresists/status/1381468617833730054
https://twitter.com/NifMuhammad/status/1381623374267420675
https://twitter.com/saintfadumo/status/1381667560744177664
https://twitter.com/diligenda/status/1381629245345173504
https://twitter.com/AbeerSyedah/status/1381457756280905730
https://twitter.com/OhDionne/status/1381454408626491392
I’ll keep editing this post with more resources so please check back for the most up to date info; these are all from trustworthy sources to the best of my knowledge. 
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gayavenga · 27 days ago
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no one requested this but here are some of my favorites details about steve and also some of the many reasons i love him:
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1. his baby shoes and baby picture in the museum exhibit from tfatws. i know EVERYONE was a baby, but having evidence steve in fact was one too makes my heart melt and so does the comparison of his tiny shoes and big ones being side by side.
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2. him writing his lines for the USO show on the back of his shield to help him memorize them. ‘girls’ ‘cap’ … he’s so cute.
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3. him cupping bucky’s face when he finds him at azzano. it is public knowledge i am a stevebucky enthusiast but even if i wasn’t … the tenderness and easiness of touch is so sweet ☹️.
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4. him clearing the howlies’ glasses away from them in the bar scene when he goes to tell the bartender they want another round. he wasn’t even asked to … he’s just that helpful and polite with his friends.
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5. i know this is a tumblr post that has been floating around forever but the fact steve wears converse … again: a common trait, but somehow even cuter when it comes from him.
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6. his little ‘rogers’ nametag on his uniform 😭 as if people don’t know EXACTLY who wears that suit.
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7. him wearing CKs with his stuffy khakis and too tight t-shirts <3.
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8. the arm scar he has that the serum canonically left untouched. proof that steve rogers can indeed scar, just like bucky barnes. the serum didn’t make him imperfect or invincible after all.
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9. him being the one to provide first-aid to clint on the jet in aou … using the nursing skills his mama probably taught him to take care of his teammate like the kindhearted man he is.
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10. his blue waterbottle with the sippy straw he brings to meetings and carries around the compound :).
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eled0ra · 9 months ago
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Happy Easter (′ꈍωꈍ‵)
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mindblownie · 4 months ago
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btw something that really hit me regarding video game violence and how we barely register it was during my playthroughs of disco elysium.
so the first time I played, for various reasons I didn’t have any weapons, because all of them are optional. so when a shootout happened, the only thing I could do was try to talk the enemies down, which didn’t go over great, and a bunch of people died. when afterwards I commented on how badly it went, my companion agreed, saying that regrettably a such and such number of people died - I don’t remember how many it was rn, but a specific number was given.
because of that, on a replay, I was determined to do better, and got myself a weapon. the confrontation still happened and there were still casualties, but I was able to save a few characters by killing or distracting their attackers. however, when I got to that follow-up conversation with the tallying up of the dead, the number I was given was almost as high, and that gave me a pause. I was like, wait! but this and this and this person is still alive, why is that number so high?! and it actually took me a few seconds to realise that the number is so high because of the enemies we killed to protect our allies, but the game made no distinction; it was still “regrettably, eight people died”. and the thing is, I didn’t even for a second consider that; in fact, a video game treating the (arguably justified) death of an “enemy” npc as a tragic loss equal to the death of a “friendly” npc was so unheard of and surprising to me that I had to take a considerable amount of time to process it and realise what was actually happening with that dialogue. and I still think about it sometimes.
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civilianplus · 3 months ago
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matt mercer: i have created the most hardcore d&d class yet. they use their own blood magic to fight. they specialize in hunting the undead. they can invoke blood curses on their enemies.
taliesin: yeah, sure, I’ll build one of those
taliesin: so first of all, he works at the circus
matt:
matt:
taliesin: and second of all, he’s two years old
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mjulmjul · 2 months ago
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edited my art so I could use it as background. just tap or click it first to make sure you save the higher res image, or here's the direct image link
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demonboyhalo · 3 months ago
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nothing brings me more joy than bad's sincere mission to make fanart for all his friends ;^;
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nobodynocrime · 8 months ago
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everything that i know about this tumblr bug
⊹・maybe “bug” isn’t accurate, but as of now, that is what it appears to be.
⊹・basically a lot of users are being logged out, both on mobile on desktop, and are being requested to change their password, yet are unable to. 
⊹・imo that logging out issue seems to be stemming from the issue with some custom codes; when you go on desktop to your customisation page and have had the issue from the previous point, you’ll receive an error message saying, “your custom theme has been reset because we detected some suspicious code.”
⊹・this is really weird as there’s no consistent pattern (e.g. let’s say there are two blogs with the same theme; this does not necessarily mean that both will face this issue), and even themes part of the theme garden (meaning that they have been checked and approved by staff) are receiving this error.
⊹・as of now, it seems that this is only affecting main blogs, not sideblogs.
⊹・it is possible that your theme can be recovered using the theme recovery; please note that this has not been effective for everyone.
⊹・i’d advise everyone to go to their customisation page, and copy & paste their codes (for both blog themes and pages) to google docs, their notes app, pastebin, etc.
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ghostickle · 2 months ago
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Have some screenshots from one year ago today that I think will make you cry you’ll like
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filmnoirsbian · a month ago
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I really appreciate your blog but I was disappointed to see you uncritically reblog something suggesting (among better points) that bi lesbians are part of an attack on what lesbians are? Frankly "bi/pansexual, with a focus on lesbian relationships" seems far more protective to lesbian identity since its not just saying "I'm a lesbian but I like men". People simply trying to describe their experience are constantly subject to an ongoing hate campaign from within the queer community? Its awful!
There's a difference between "a hate campaign from within the queer community" and pointing out that you can't just redefine words at your leisure, and you are obligated to understand the effects of your words and actions. I have the utmost understanding for people who are questioning whether they might be bi or a lesbian--that was me once, as well. But deciding to identify as a "bi lesbian" instead of calling yourself questioning, sapphic, queer, or any other number of terms that do include you, is quite literally the same thing as saying "I'm a lesbian but I like men." And trying to explain that that isn't what you mean would amount to more time and confusion than using one of the many terms already available would have, anyway. None of what I've just said equates to "a hate campaign" and claiming it does implies that if you're lgbt, you are free from all criticism, even if your words and actions are directly harmful to other marginalized people and communities.
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spielzeugkaiser · 13 days ago
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Even regular Jaskier jumps out of windows from time to time, but witcher!Jaskier? There have been some high tempo chases over the roofs through the years. (I'm not sure what happened here, but Geralt thinks it's Jaskiers fault. It probably is)
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athenoot · 5 months ago
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more mafia au erasermic + bonus dadzawa and eri for the soul
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squidwithelbows · a month ago
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Imbalance finally gave me the motivation to go back and finish my cheesy 90′s fantasy novel cover of taz balance
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hinamie · 10 months ago
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hanakotoba 
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