#and it evades me

[disabled-dragoon]

Debating if I have the patience to restart Stardew Valley for the umpteenth time

#side note: the fishing game on Cult of the Lamb annoys me more than Stardew Valley #which is saying something because I still havent caught that fucking octopus #the last fish #and I cant get it #unbelievable #the hours I have sunk into this game #and it evades me #stardew valley #not disability related #swearing in tags

[linktoo-doodles]

i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth

#laius thorden #laios touden #kabru #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #Linktoo art #labru #narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway #the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me #its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations #just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him #the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him #hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process #meanwhile #laius is just autistic

[egophiliac]

C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #unique magic posters #so it was fellow after all and not gidel? whoops #i was merely overthinking it #me? overthink fictional characters? surely not #god though #i can't not love a guy who gets the cutest most adorable power #and instantly goes 'i shall use this for Crimes' #also every time he was like 逃げる! my brain auto-translated it as CHEESE IT! #accompanied by twst's running-away sound effect which is just the quintessential sound of someone cheesing it #if i could have (1) twst spinoff it would be the adventures of these two idiots trying to do an education #they would have a stodgy bureaucrat antagonist who keeps trying to catch them in their sleazy corner-cutting ways and shut them down #(OF COURSE there would be a bit where they are trying to host an unforgettable luncheon but egads! their roast is ruined!) #and all while they're trying to evade being hunted down by the playful land investors #the hijinks would be SO wacky you guys #i've made myself sad now because this will never exist #it's real in my HEART

[adriles]

We All Got That Friend Who Think They Can Outwit The Gods And Evade Their Fate

#greatest hits #some of yall tagging this as me #i dont think yall r performing acts of hubris #i think u r all looking at posts on ur phones #ASIDE FROM EMMA commenting about being comotose because she is evading fate and she is winning. go bestie go #some of yall r so annoying god bless #you guys know you dont all have to reply to posts right #u dont have to comment smth #u can just let it be

[nerdpoe]

Jason Todd is stealing the tires off of the Batmobile, when a man walks up on him doing it.

The man stares at him, nods, and just says "I'll keep a look out, man, go go go!"

So Jason does, and he gets all four tires with the man's help.

The man introduces himself as Danny Foley, and asks Jason if he wants to go get some burgers.

Danny, meanwhile, has decided that yes. This is the child he will adopt. He just has to convince the kid of that.

Batman has to call in Alfred to bring around his backup vehicle with spare tires, and little Timmy gets some wonderful shots of Batman having to replace his own tires.

@simplestoryteller

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #i prefer the eternal trio #sam and tucker are already waiting at Batburger when Danny comes in with a tiny Jason #they take it in stride #all adult minds went to the same result #“we must adopt this chaos child” #the conversation goes like #“stole the tires off the batmobile you say? nice.” #“are u sure that you'll get the proper price amount for them? do you want me to come along to make sure you do?” #“I can teach you how to evade authorities really well. Like REALLY well. wanna learn?” #Also fuckin batman finding out about tim way sooner #because he heard tim giggling #but he decided to let it slide cuz that's just a kid having some fun #he can always get more tires

[hadesoftheladies]

”you’re biased against men!” but am I wrong?

#radblr #prove me wrong coward #defend your scrote with statistics #and science #come on #prove me wrong with historical data #prove me wrong with facts and logic you worthless moid #feminism #prove me wrong with contextualized data #COME ON DONT BE A WEINER #stop avoiding the evidence #men whining about being accurately observed is not equivalent to reasoning #you’re evading the truth

[chiliger]

Cody - Kote - Glory

For Cody Day 2/2/24

(Closeups under the cut)

#chiligerart #cody day 2224 #cody day #coday #commander cody #star wars #the clone wars #sw tcw #star wars fanart #there are 18 Cody’s in this! Realized too late I wanted 24 but I was already behind #this is to date the longest illustration I’ve ever worked on #estimated time with all the files is maybe 25-30 hours #I wish I had started working on this sooner but the art bug kept evading me this last month #and then I had a big exam to study for orz #but enough of that #I enjoyed drawing every single one of these Cody’s #centaur Cody was a bit intimidating but he worked out #dragon merman and nautolan Cody are probably my faves of the bunch #i even played around with some of their scars and sunbursts #vaquero and elf Cody’s took the longest to line and color out of all of them surprisingly #and of course: I had to include 2224 (purge trooper Cody) #‘where do we go now?’ by lil nas x was definitely this piece’s theme

[protosymphonette]

back on my half life shit. mostly gordon and barney but theres some alyx and one (1) shephard

#half life #half life 2 #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #alyx vance #adrian shephard #uuughhh i need to figure out how to draw barney consistently. he evades me #freehoun #i suppose #symphonart

[burymeinblack2022]

Gay pirates. Call that yahoi. ... And Send post

#This post has been evading me for months at last I've captured the bitch #Wow anna said something #Anna's shitposts #Shitposts #Pirates #Welcome to the circus #If any of you tag this as ofmd it's on sight (jk but also not really) #One piece #The one piece #Adding these tags bc that's basically it anyway

[dreamdripdistance]

just like me fr...

#i watched the new law evading rock mv... with his silly interview question abt veggies... #and then i remembered this image my sister sent me last night #it fuckign YUCKY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #project sekai #prsk #pjsk #rui kamishiro #rui prsk #prsk fa #pjsekai #proseka #can we agree on a acronym guys....... #my art #i was gonna work on my current painting tonight.... clearly not GHJBGDSHGDS

[piosplayhouse]

shang qinghua: if I was in charge of this world I would have shen qingqiu get fucked by luo binghe a billion bajillion times

liu mingyan, materializing out of nowhere summoned by the mention of yaoi: you and me both sister

#lmy has acquired a new favprite shishu #i know i posted about this before but lmy finding out sqh also writes bingqiu rpf and really really wanting to be in a book club with him #while meanwhile sqh is doing rhe most to evade her because he knows if qi qingqi catches word that hes talking to her favorite disciple she #Will grind him into the pavement is one of the funniest possible post canon dynamics to me #lmy #sqh #svsss

[gdsplicer]

It does bother me a little that when you make a aro post about aros being assumed to be always asexual, people jump to assume that the only other party that exists in aromanticism are aroallos.

With all due respect, assuming that aroaces and aroallos at the only groups to exist in the aro community is just the same thing of assumption and it just proceeds to erase any aro that doesn't fit perfectly in one of those boxes for any reason.

And they're good boxes, don't get me wrong, but they're not the only boxes here.

#aromantic #aro #basically don't forget about non-SAM aros or aroacespecs or any aro that doesn't fit the two perfectly #they deserve to be seen as a whole too #aroace #aroallo #non-SAM aro #aroacespec #there's more for sure but god names evade me

[1-siracha]

mc: the only way to escape taxes is DEATH

lucifer: they make you pay taxes in hell

mc: *has a knife lodged into their chest* what the FUCK

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me lucifer #om! lucifer #cant even kms to evade taxes smh 😔😔

[little-pup-pip]

Could I request a duckie board with themes of rain and puddles and it gender neutral or masc leaning! Tysm :D /nf

Here you go!!

#duckies #!!!!! #i love ducks #and rain #i think this is more gender neutral than masc #idk gender evades me #anyway i hope you enjoy! #sfw interaction only #moodboard #sfw agere #age regression #agere #sfw littlespace #agere moodboard #babyre #baby regression #age dreaming #there wasn't a paci specification #i assumed #duck moodboard

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

"Come Home with Me Tonight" | Levi Fluff Oneshot

✧ word count ➼ ~1.1k ✧ notes ➼ fem!reader, fwb to lovers, mutual pining, alcohol, no use of y/n, some suggestive commentary but no actual smut (yet), idk i originally wanted to write something for valentine's day but then realized that this has nothing to do with valentine's day LMAO but here you go

Formal events were never Levi's thing. He had grown up in the Underground and lived a life that was the complete opposite of the world he currently found himself in—a world filled with formalities and facades he couldn't be bothered to keep up with. Thankfully, it was just for the night, but it was still a drag to keep up with.

He sipped at his glass of bourbon as he struggled to pay attention to the work drama that Hange was chattering to Erwin and Miche about. It was long-winded and convoluted and the pieces stopped connecting for him long ago.

Levi getting immediately distracted upon seeing you walk in didn't help either.

His movements briefly stopped as his eyes landed on you. You had strolled into the venue wearing a loose-fitting dress that perfectly fell over your features. The color complemented your eyes and your hair was flowing loosely over your shoulders. Your outfit was very minimal, yet Levi couldn't take his eyes off you.

Levi's somewhat mesmerized gaze was immediately transformed into a frown as soon as he saw that you were accompanied by a date, with some overly pompous recruit following after you like a lost puppy.

He immediately turned back towards the conversation in an attempt to distract himself, but it was getting more and more difficult the longer that the night went on. He kept on swapping his gaze over to you, despite his best efforts to swallow down the jealousy arising within the back of his head.

It didn't help that you didn't seem particularly taken by your date either.

As the party went on, socializing became more draining, and you quickly found yourself outside of the venue on your own, leaning against the balcony. It gave you some solitude as you looked over the seaside. With the sun just beginning to set, the scene was pretty and it gave you some time to relax to stave off some of the tension building within you purely from the sheer amount of people in the building.

"Too crowded for you?"

You turned around towards the door and saw Levi's distinct figure approaching you.

You weren't that surprised to see him. You had been friends with benefits for a few months at this point, casually meeting up with each other to relieve stress after a chaotic work day, although you had been avoiding him for the past week or so due to some confusing feelings that were beginning to arise whenever you were around him.

"...started talking about work relations," you responded with a sigh. "Lost interest pretty quickly after that."

You watched as he walked up next to you, leaning his back against the balcony railing, before passing you the drink in his hand. He had picked up your favorite for you.

"And you? Got tired of Hange talking about their work drama?"

"You could say that," Levi grumbled, which clearly indicated just how spot-on your prediction was.

You sipped on the drink he had ordered for you, subtly smiling that he had not only brought you it, but also that he paid enough attention to know your taste palette.

Your eyes occasionally flickered up to look at him, with you noticing just how stupidly attractive he looked in a suit every time your eyes landed on him.

"Where'd your 'date' run off to?"

His question pulled you out of your daze, and it took you a second to reorient yourself.

"Date?" you asked, momentarily forgetting the recruit that you had dragged along to the venue. "Oh. Him? He's just a recruit that wanted to start networking or whatever, so he just tagged along. Owed him a favor anyway."

The clarification helped resolve any lingering feelings of jealousy present within him, but he was annoyed at himself for even getting jealous in the first place. The two of you weren't in a relationship, and it was never implied that it was where you were headed.

Still, he found himself perpetually bothered throughout the night at the fact that you had shown up to the venue with someone else.

As Levi fell silent, you noticed him begin to shuffle around awkwardly, with his hands casually resting in his pockets.

Your eyes wandered down from his eyes to his neck, noticing that his collarbones were showing from the top two buttons of his shirt being undone. Feeling your body begin to heat up, your eyes continued traveling lower, with your gaze falling on how his suit jacket seemed to be hugging the curve of his back, before going back up as you noticed how the color of his tie seemed to make his grey eyes even more intense to look into.

It didn't take long before you found yourself imagining yourself in bed with him again. No one had ever been able to pleasure you as much as Levi could, yet you still found yourself avoiding him and dismissing your desire for his touch due to one reason: you were falling in love with him.

Distressed upon finally connecting the pieces, you immediately set your drink down and began to move to head back inside.

"...I'm gonna go check on Nanaba and the others-"

"Wait," Levi interrupted, his hand reaching out to gently grab onto your arm to keep you from leaving. "Don't go."

You paused and looked up at him. It had been a while since you've last slept together. You had assumed that this was where he was going with his request for you to stay, given the fact that you barely ran into each other without it ending up with you in his arms as he fucked the stress out of you.

"...I can meet you after?" you suggested. "Hooking up at this fancy venue might not be the best idea."

"Tch." He let out a quiet tut as he let go of your wrist and leaned back towards the railing. "It's not that."

You blinked at him in confusion, slightly tilting your head. "Then what?"

"...is it wrong of me to want more than just a meaningless fuck?"

Your lips parted in surprise, with your eyes widening, as you realized that those feelings brewing underneath the surface between you were real, and more importantly, reciprocated.

"Levi..." you whispered. "...what are you saying?"

He was silent for a moment, and you could tell from the look in his eyes that he was trying to figure out what to say. Finally, he looked directly back into your eyes, before whispering,

"...come home with me tonight."

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#depending on what people want and how i feel i might do a pt 2 with smut #see where the writing gremlin takes me or if it just continues evading me -__- #levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #levi heichou x reader #captain levi x reader #levi fluff #levi #levi ackerman #levi heichou #captain levi #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #shingeki no kyoujin #snk

[emry-stars-art]

Anyone that’s come to talk to me about this au: I am hugging you and/or placing a nice trinket in your hands, this was one of the funniest things that’s been brought up so far. Historically Andrew does not get along with his personal guards so Day assumes the worst when finally turning him over to Abram

And yes, of course you can have the full pic✨

#digital art and I are not friends yet #I try so hard and yet she evades me #I might redo a little traditionally #I Do Not Like how Kevin turned out in panel two #take it I don’t want to look at it anymore #it’s too clean 😖 where’s the texture where’s the sketchy lines left over from the underdrawing #digital art feels sterile and out of proportion #maybe I just need to find a new style #different somehow #ANYWAY ENOUGH ABOUT THAT #mini comic #aftg #fan art #my art #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #royal au #andreil #digital