#and these gifs are so big lmao sorry if they freeze

[jenosbigtoe]

na jaemin x catgirl!reader (M)

minors dni

summary: jaemin finds a stray catgirl and takes her under his wing.

warnings: hybrid au. lots of fluff :3, bratty!reader, dom!jaemin, big dick nana, loss of virginity, breeding, creampie, unprotected sex, mild squirting, kitty eating (lmao), fingering, fellatio, praise kink

word count: 6.0k

a/n: jaemin is the biggest cat person i know (besides me duh) so why wouldn’t i write a fic about him being down bad for his lil catgirl?

jesus fuck this was long and took forever 😪 sorry it's posted later than promised but at least it's longer than my last two fics combined! lmk if you want to see more of jaem and his catgirl bc im really liking this au

“fuck this shit man.” jaemin was so sick of his boring ass 9-5 office job. every single day he deals with incompetent coworkers (how did they even graduate high school), entitled clients, and a shitty boss that wanted to put all the work on him because he knew jaemin was a good employee.

jaemin took out a pack of newports and lit a cigarette, leaning his head back against the alleyway wall and sighing in frustration. the cold winter air bit at his nose but he didn’t care. this was his one time to really relax right after work. as he was taking a long drag, a rustle from the dark alley caught his attention.

he paused. “who’s there?” jaemin squinted his eyes against the pitch black darkness. this was a shady part of town and jaemin knew better than to be hiding out in the back alleyway of a sketchy convenience store but he also had a reputation to hold up. couldn’t have anyone from his work or person life finding out the social butterfly nana was a chainsmoker and hated his life.

against his better judgement, he put out the lit cigarette and moved closer to the rustling noise. turning his phone flashlight on, he didn’t know what he’d expect to see. maybe a raccoon or a stray dog.

he certainly didn’t expect to see the sweetest little thing hiding and shivering under a dirty cardboard box. there you were, hair matted, skin covered in grime, thin clothes in tatters, brown ears pressed flat against your head. and despite your disheveled appearance, jaemin thought you were just the cutest thing he’s ever seen. as his phone flash shined directly on you, you jumped in fright, body immediately tensing up in alarm. you bared your teeth at him and hissed, claws extended.

“woah hey i’m not gonna hurt you,” jaemin back away slowly, putting his hands up.

“fuck off,” you gritted at him, sharp teeth still showing.

“what are you doing out here like this? it’s freezing and you don’t have any clothes. where’s your owner?” jaemin crouched to the ground, trying to inch closer to you but you tucked yourself smaller into the corner.

“don’t have an owner. don’t need one. m perfectly fine by myself. now leave me alone, human,” you growled at him.

jaemin attempted to reach a hand out to you but you swatted at him and hissed, leaving a small gash on his hand.

“do you have a name, kitty?” jaemin asked softly.

you continued to glare at him. “leave me alone.”

jaemin knew it would be really difficult to get you to open up but he had such a soft spot for animals, especially strays. and he couldn’t just leave you alone looking like this in the winter cold.

“kitty, it’s way too cold out for you to be here without any proper clothes.” jaemin stated. “my name is na jaemin and i only want to help you, okay?”

your body was still tensed in suspension of this stranger but as he continued to get closer to you, you got a whiff of his scent. nose scrunched up cutely, you sniffed up at the air, needing more of that delicious scent. god he smelled so so good. despite the bitter cold of the winter air, the scent of this stranger left your body feeling warm and fuzzy inside, slowly melting your tough exterior. but he was still a stranger, one you had no idea the intentions of, and you didn’t want to take any risks.

“stop patronizing me and just leave me alone, stupid human.” the longer you were around him, the less alarmed your body felt, but you still kept your guard up around this delicious smelling stranger. and jaemin didn’t miss how your body language slowly got less tense the longer you were around him.

jaemin got up slowly, deep in thought. “i’ll be right back, kitty.”

he disappeared around the corner of the alley again, leaving you feeling slightly empty. stupid, you thought. he’s just a stranger. of course he’d leave like everyone else. you knew that rationally but your body was acting so weird around this stranger.

you continued to sit there, huddled beneath the cardboard and desperately seeking warm, when the stranger came back, this time with a steaming cup and a hotdog.

“here, baby,” jaemin cooed at you, handing you the cup of hot chocolate and hotdog. for some reason, your belly felt so warm at his calling you baby. “you must be so hungry.”

you eyed the food suspiciously. “why are you being so nice to me, human? you don’t even know me. you don’t even know my name.”

“doesn’t matter to me. nobody, hybrid or human or animal, deserves to be shivering in the winter cold like this,” jaemin stated with a serious look on his face.

you cautiously grabbed the food and drink from his hand before scarfing down the hotdog in record time and chugging the hot chocolate, some cutely dripping down your chin. your brown ears twitched in happiness. god jaemin thought you were just the cutest thing.

“y/n. it’s y/n,” you mumbled at him. “thank you for the food.”

“y/n, such a cute name for the cutest kitty,” jaemin smiled brightly.

he reached one hand out slowly to brush your hair out of your face. you just about jumped at the contact, but as he scratched that sweet spot behind your ears, your tail swished in happiness and you started to pur in delight. you closed your eyes in bliss and leaned slightly into the contact.

“good girl. such a sweet girl. i know you were so frightened, all alone in this winter cold. but nana’s got you now, m’kay?” jaemin cooed at you.

your body and brain were melting. his touch felt so so good, it’s been so long since you’ve been pet like this. and his smell, god you’ve never smelled anything so delicious before.

“y/n, i know we just met and i know you must so scared right now. but i can’t just leave you like this in the cold. please, let me just take you back to my apartment and you can stay there for a couple nights. i have an extra room so don’t worry about needing to sleep with me. i’ll give you a fresh set of clothes and feed you while you’re there. but i can’t just leave you here in good faith.” jaemin gave you a sincere look, practically pleading for you to come back with him.

your tail stop swishing and you scrunched your little nose in heavy thought. on one hand, you knew next to nothing about this man and he wanted you to stay at his place? but a warm bed and a fresh set of clothes and hot meals sounded so so good… and how much harm could this good smelling stranger even do to you… the rational part of your brain was telling you no, this stranger couldn’t be trusted. who knows what he’d do to you once you were in his territory? but your body was saying otherwise, he made you feel so good inside and he could take care of you even for just a few days.

you gave a long hard stare before replying. “okay. just for a little bit,” you whispered softly, still scared out of your mind.

jaemin used his beefy arms to support your weight as he helped you stand up on shaky legs. he wrapped his winter coat around your shivering body, cooing sweet reassuring words into your ear. his scent was absolutely intoxicating to you, leaving your mind fuzzy and full of him.

as soon as you stepped into his apartment, you were greeted with three balls of white fur bombarding your legs. one licked and nibbled on your toes, another purred and rubbed itself against your legs, and the other circled around your legs, tail swishing happily. you squealed at the sight, such cute kitties!

“ah ah lucy, luke, and luna, let’s not scare our guest, okay babies?” he spoke to them in such a gentle tone, it had your heart melting.

“n-no, s’okay, nana. i love kittens,” you reached down to pet them and give them chin rubs. all three kittens cuddled close to your body and let out loud purs. jaemin’s heart fluttered at your usage of his nickname.

“what are their names?” you asked.

“this one is lucy, this one is luke, and this one is luna. i got them a few months ago. i didn’t want to separate these three siblings so i just adopted all three. aren’t they just the sweetest things?”

you nodded, letting out purs alongside the kittens. you would never tell him this now but you also thought jaemin was so sweet.

he crouched down to pet the kitties alongside you. “they must really like you. they’re not usually this sweet and welcoming to guests. guess they recognize a kitten just as cute as them too.”

you pretended to not notice his last comment but your red face and happily swishing tail gave away your happiness.

“y/n, let’s get you into the bath and some clean clothes, hm? i know you must be dying to get this grime off you,” jaemin gently whispered, still petting the three purring kitties on the floor alongside you.

you paused, ears twitching. “bath?”

“yeah, a bath,” jaemin replied, looking up at you to gauge how you felt. your nose was scrunched up cutely in disgust at the mere idea of a bath.

“don’t need one. can lick myself clean,” you grumbled, pouting slightly.

you stopped petting the kitties, who seemed very displeased at the lack of attention you were giving them, and finally took a look around his apartment. the unfamiliar environment made you slightly uneasy but somehow you knew you were going to be safe. everything just smelled so strongly of him, it made your head dizzy and belly warm.

“kitty, you need to take a bath. i’m sorry if it makes you uncomfortable now but you will feel so much better after,” jaemin gently reassured you.

you shook your head, cheeks puffed and ears pinned back. “no. don’t want.”

jaemin sighed, rising to his feet. “c’mon baby. let me run a warm bath for you. i promise it will feel so good.”

he tried taking your hand but you hissed and swatted at him. “no. away.” you backed yourself into a corner.

jaemin gave you a defeated look before disappearing around a corner. you sat back down to cuddle and play with the kittens.

jaemin came back to see you playing with the kittens so happily. it seemed they really helped make you feel comfortable in this foreign environment and his cats liked you so much already.

“kitty, come with me,” he prodded at your arm.

you narrowed your eyes at him suspiciously. “where are you taking me?”

“you’ll see.” jaemin decided to take it upon himself to carry you in his arms bridal style. his strength had you flinging around like a ragdoll, making you very angry.

you started clawing and biting at his arms, kicking your legs and screaming wildly. “let me go! let me go! hey!”

he brought you into a steamy bathroom and sat you on the ledge of the bubbly bathtub. he used his strength to pin your hips in place as he kneeled and situated himself between your legs.

“baby, i know you don’t want to take a bath but you need to wash this dirt off yourself. just listen to nana, hm?” he stared deep into your eyes with a serious look on his face, causing you to shift around in unease.

you broke eye contact and looked away, pouting deeply. “fine. you’ve literally given me no choice anyway. i’ll get in the stupid bath.”

you practically ripped your tattered clothes off your body and jumped straight into the water, splashing water and bubbles every where. you thrashed around wildly in the water, slipping and sliding all over the place. god, how long ago was it since you’ve had a bath like this?

jaemin reached into the water and held you firmly upright, using his thumb to rub you reassuringly. “woah, kitty. be careful, it’s dangerous to be so careless in the water. you can hurt yourself.”

“too long since i’ve had a bath like this,” you moaned, slipping under the water til your nose was just sticking out.

jaemin rolled up his sleeves and started rinsing your hair, massaging circles of shampoo into your scalp. you purred contentedly, tail swishing and splashing in the water.

“such a good kitty, doing so good for nana,” he murmured lowly as he washed and rinsed your hair and body affectionately.

you stayed in the tub, splashing around happily, until the warm water began to run cold. jaemin allowed you to step out before drying your body with a fluffy white towel. he dressed you in a pair of his grey sweatpants and a fuzzy black hoodie that smelled oh so deliciously of him. you inhaled the neckline of the hoodie deeply, his smell making your limbs dizzy and head fuzzy.

“all better now, kitty?” he smiled teasingly at you.

you gave a sheepish smile back. “thank you, nana.”

“it’s getting late, baby. let me get you a little snack. stay here on the couch,” he gave you a small peck to your head and walked to the kitchen.

his kittens strutted up to you, meowing and begging to be held. you grabbed all three in your arms and snuggled them close to your chest, pressing kisses to their fluffy fur.

jaemin walked into the living room, holding a glass of warm milk and a plate of cookies, to see you with his babies. his heart fluttered at the sight, so freaking adorable.

“this is for you, y/n,” he walked over and handed you the milk and cookies.

you smiled appreciatively at him before furrowing your eyebrows cutely. “why are you being so kind to me? we just met a few hours ago.”

jaemin shrugged his shoulders and sat next to you, grabbing lucy into his lap and stroking her fur. “i’ve always been a cat person, as you can see.”

you munched on the cookies happily and let the kittens snuggle up to you. luke and lucy fell asleep on your lap, purring contentedly. you let out a soft yawn and fluttered your eyelids. jaemin chuckled. you were just so stinking cute.

“getting sleepy, baby? i’ll take you to the guess bedroom,” he grabbed your arm, sleepy kittens still in hand, before leading you to the room right across from his bedroom.

“can i sleep with the kittens tonight?” you whispered softly.

“of course, baby,” he replied.

before he could turn to walk back to his room, you grabbed his sleeve and gave a quick peck to his cheek before scurrying to hide underneath the covers. your face was hot and red.

so freaking cute, jaemin though to himself, grinning widely.

it was the middle of the night. you didn’t even know what time it was but you couldn’t fall asleep. your mind was running a million thoughts all at once. what were you going to do when jaemin eventually got tired of you freeloading and kicked you out? how were you supposed to live back on the street now that you know what kindness feels like? you liked jaemin so much you didn’t want to leave him.

before you could think it over, you slowly got out of bed and knocked on jaemin’s door. a sleepy jaemin with a raspy voice and half-lidded eyes opened the door.

“yes, baby?” his sleepy voice was so sexy to you.

you stared hard at the ground. “m sorry for waking you, nana. i couldn’t sleep. would it be okay if i slept in here? just for tonight. you smell so good and comforting i thought maybe-“

he stopped you, lifting your chin to look you deep in your eyes. “kitty, don’t be so nervous around me. of course you can sleep in my bed, c’mon.”

he beckoned you over and lifted the comforter up, allowing you to slip in under the covers. he tried to lay a respectable foot away from you but you started whining and pawing at his arms to come closer. he scooted an inch closer but you grabbed his arms and wrapped them around you, snuggling your face into his thick chest and purring happily. your ears twitched cutely and tickled his face. jaemin was shocked at your boldness but molded his body to yours and cuddled you tightly.

“much better,” you sighed happily. you inhaled deeply, his smell flooding your senses. he was so warm and so comfy, you were in heaven. who would've guessed you'd be in this position when you were just swatting and hissing at him earlier in the night?

you fell asleep quickly, letting out soft sighs as you snoozed away. but now jaemin couldn’t fall back asleep. how could he? he had the sweetest little catgirl snuggling so cutely in his arms. he felt so guilty for it but he could feel his erection growing. he cursed at himself. stop being such a horny fuck. she may be cute but she trusts you to not be a freak around her, he thought.

somehow, jaemin ended up falling asleep and he woke up to you staring up at his sleeping face. your wide doe eyes were so cute just watching him adorably, he could wake up like this every day.

“morning, nana,” you whispered softly. during the night, your legs got tangled with his as you rest your hands on his chest. you could feel how thick and built he was underneath the thin material of his shirt, making your rub your thighs together unintentionally.

“good morning, baby. did you sleep well?” his deep morning voice sent shivers down your spine. his half lidded eyes and sleepy smile made him look so sexy.

you gave him a toothy smile, ears twitching and tail slapping against the bed. “yes i did. best sleep in a long time.”

he gave you a deep kiss to the top of your head, inhaling against your scalp. now that you’ve had a bath, you smelled so sweet and soft and milky. “glad to hear that. let me make breakfast before i have to leave for work.”

he slowly got up from underneath the covers, making you whine and reach for his arms to cuddle you once more.

“baby, i need to make you breakfast. can’t have my sweet kitty starve, now can i? look lucy, luna, and luke are here and they look like they want cuddles too.” he gave you a wink as the three kittens jumped on the bed and walked over to you.

jaemin returned with a plate of fresh fruit, eggs, pancakes, and some bacon. your ears perked up and you sniffed the air excitedly.

jaemin chuckled at your excitement. “hungry are we, kitty?”

you nodded excitedly. “i love pancakes. it’s been so long since i’ve had them.”

you scarfed down the breakfast jaemin made for you. bits of egg gathered at the corner of your mouth and jaemin wiped them away for you.

shyly, you told him, “thank you. for the breakfast and for everything, nana. i’ve never been treated this kindly before.”

jaemin scooted closer to you and wrapped his arm around you, giving you a sweet peck on the cheek. “anything for my kitty.”

he checked his watch and jumped up suddenly. “shit! i’m gonna be late for work.” he rushed into his closet to grab clothes to change into.

you sat on the bed as he stripped to his underwear and put on black slacks and a white button-down. you blushed at the sight of his bare body, thinking he was so sexy but you’d die before telling him that.

rushing to put his shoes on, he gave you one final kiss on the cheek before heading out the door. “i’ll be back tonight for dinner, okay kitty? i’ll leave a 50 on the counter so you can buy whatever you want for yourself. see you this evening, baby.”

your heart sunk. you didn’t want him to leave you again. not when you just met. you knew he was going to come back home (he had to) but that didn’t fill the empty hole in your heart. your eyes welled up with a few tears before you wiped them away with your sleeve. jaemin has been so kind to you so it was time for you to stop looking like a bum and fix yourself up cutely for him.

later that evening, jaemin returned home to not just 3 kitties running up to him to give him some love but also you rushing up to give him a big bear hug. your little body crushing him with a tight squeeze as you nuzzled your face in his chest made his heart melt. he felt you purring against his chest as his arms wrapped around your body.

“missed me, huh kitty?” he teased.

you loosened your grip to look into his eyes. “yes i did,” you pouted seriously.

“i missed you too, baby. let me take these work clothes off so i can make dinner for you,” he replied, giving your head a sweet kiss and inhaling your milky scent.

you reluctantly let go as jaemin’s eyes widened at the sight. you were wearing the cutest little outfit he had no idea where you got it from. a short white mini skirt with a tight lacy pink crop top that showed off your plump tits that were practically spilling out of your shirt. you even had baby pink thigh highs with little bows on them.

“like it?” you smiled up at him, giving a little swirl. he caught sight of little white panties underneath your skirt.

jaemin was breathless. “where did you get this little outfit, baby?”

you smiled even wider. “used the money you left me to go shopping for this. i told the lady to help me find something to impress you and she showed me this.”

jaemin eyed your body hungrily, making you squirm and rub your thighs together. “so, nana? do you like it?”

jaemin gave you a tight hug, pressing his body against yours. you could feel his bulge against your pelvis, making your panties so wet. “i love it, baby. you’re so cute.”

your tail swished happily as you purred against him. “yayyy,” you said excitedly.

“baby, let me go make dinner for us, kay? just wait for me and we can cuddle after.” he hummed against your head.

for dinner, you sat in his lap on the couch, eating your steaming bowls of soup and happily cuddling with the three kitties. your little skirt rode up your thighs, causing your panties to peak out. you wiggled your ass around on jaemin’s lap, sighing contentedly as jaemin shifted around so you wouldn’t feel his hardening bulge.

“thank you again, nana. i appreciate everything you’ve done for me,” you purred.

jaemin gave you a wink. “of course, my baby. you can stay with me for as long as you need. i’m not just gonna throw you out.”

you sat up excitedly, tail swishing, as you turned to face him. “really? you really mean it?”

jaemin nodded. “of course. stay with me as long as you need. my home is always open to you.”

you set your bowl down and gave him a tight hug. “yay yay yayy!! thank you, nana!”

you leaned back to look him in his eyes when you slowly looked down to stare at his lips. slowly, you inched forward and planted a sweet kiss on his lips, sucking and licking gently. jaemin was shocked at your boldness but reciprocated your kiss with a renewed fervor. you wrapped your arms around his neck and sat there on his lap as you made out with him intensely.

“fuck, baby,” he groaned against your lips, rubbing circles on your back and lightly bucking his hips against yours. you let out soft whimpers and moans.

you pulled away from him and rested your foregead against his to gaze deep into his eyes. you looked so fucking hot in that moment jaemin was about to lose it. puffy lips, wild hair, lidded eyes staring at him seductively, ears twitching so cutely. you stared at each other, air tingling with tension and need.

jaemin broke the silence. “baby, i don’t have work tomorrow. let’s go shopping and buy you some cute clothes to wear, kay?”

you nodded and sunk your face into his neck, sniffing at his sexy scent. “yes, i would like that a lot, nana.”

for the next few weeks, you would drive jaemin crazy. always prancing around wearing the cutest little outfits that would leave nothing to the imagination. snuggling and cuddling him so cutely whenever he had the tiniest bit of freetime to lounge around. sleeping in his bed and tangled up in his arms while rubbing yourself against his body. kissing him and making out with him at every possible moment but never going further than that. you were so so clingy with him, always whining and pouting when he had to go anywhere without you. and when he got back, you’d cling to him like a little koala. you were just his sweetest, cutest little kitten and he wanted to gobble you up.

“nana, don’t leave me. how long will you be gone this time?” you pouted and pawed at his chest, pressing your body against his.

“baby,” he sighed. “i need to go drop this off at the post office. i’ll be back in 20 minutes, okay? then i’ll give you your cuddles.”

you sniffled. “meanie.”

when he came back as promised, 19 minutes later, you ran and jumped up into his arms. “you came back, nana! missed you so much.” you pressed a sweet kiss against his lips.

“you’re so precious, kitty. my sweet kitty always so good to nana,” he hummed against your lips.

you pulled away. “nana, i have a problem.”

jaemin started to press soft kisses up and down your jawline. “hm?”

“i’ve been feeling weird lately. i don’t know how to explain it.”

he paused, eyebrows furrowed in concern. “what do you mean, baby?”

“everytime you touch me like that, i get all tingly.” you pointed to your privates. “i get all warm and hot down there. and my panties get a little wet. is there something wrong with me?”

jaemin’s jaw dropped in realization. oh. oh.

“oh, baby. uh,” he started, setting you down on the ground gently. “how do i explain this?”

you tilted your head expectantly at him.

“it means you need me.” he said simply.

you looked confused. “need you? of course i need you. you’re my nana and i’m your kitty.”

“no baby. it means you need me to touch you right there.”

you had a look of realization on your face. “oh.”

“baby, i can help you. i can make you feel really good. but only if you tell me, okay? i won’t do anything you don’t want.” he said slowly, gauging your reaction.

you had a sure look on your face. “nana, i trust you. please touch me.”

jaemin growled and smashed his lips against yours, gripping your ass with one hand and running his hand through your hair in another. you purred needily, rubbing your legs together and feeling that warmth between your legs again.

“baby, can i take this to the bedroom?” he sighed breathlessly against your lips.

you nodded excitedly and chased his lips with yours once more. he hoisted you up by your waist and wrapped your legs around his waist. you lightly grinded against his abdomen, causing him to groan and curse against your lips.

he threw you onto the bed, knocking you breathless, and climbed on top of you to kiss you deeply once more. you whined and bucked your hips up against him in need.

“need more, nana,” you whimpered.

“m getting there, baby,” he said as he started to take your skirt, top, bra, and finally panties off your body, never disconnecting his lips from yours.

he reached his hand down to lightly tease your leaking pussy. you felt so warm and hot down there, you needed more. “more! more!” you cried out.

he took one finger and lightly went around your sopping hole. “fuck, this pussy is so wet for me, huh? you have no idea how long i’ve wanted this. the perfect kitty.”

he plunged one finger in, which had you whining and bucking against his hand. as he pumped his finger in and out of your drooling cunt, he slowly added another finger, then another. he alternated between pumping your cunt and taking his fingers out to play with your clit.

you moaned and cried out. “fuck yes! yes, more, please oh god more!”

he planted a deep kiss on your lips. “my kitty is doing so good for me.”

suddenly, he ripped his hand from your cunt, which had you whining and pouting. then he crawled down to face your beautiful pussy. you were so wet and leaky, all for him. he groaned and shoved his face right into your cunt, tonguing at your hole before licking a strip up to your clit. you screamed and cried out, gripping at his hair and shoving his face further into your crying pussy. he started sucking and licking at your clit before shoving three of his fingers back into your hole, pumping up and hitting your G-spot. tears rolled down your face from all the pleasure.

you felt your core get tight. “nana! nana! feel funny down there… my pussy keeps leaking more!” you cried out.

he looked up from your cunt. he looked so fucking sexy, eyes lidded and face dripping with your arousal. “baby, don’t worry. just relax and feel good, kay?”

he dove back into fingering your dripping cunt and sucking and licking at your clit when you felt a wave of pleasure burst from your core. your cunt squirted out wetness as you screamed in pleasure.

“oh god! nanaaa!!” you sobbed, covering your face with your arm from the intense pleasure.

he grinned, licking his lips and fingers clean, and gently pulled your arm from your face. “let look at you, gorgeous. that felt good, right?”

you nodded vigorously. “nana, need more. felt so good.”

you pulled at his belt loop and started unbuckling his jeans. he let you pull his pants down as he took his shirt off, exposing his sexy toned body. you were drooling at the sight.

“nana, you are so sexy,” you whispered, staring directly at his chiseled abs.

he winked at you before finally pulling his boxers down and letting his rock hard cock spring free. your eyes got as wide as saucers. he was massive. so red and veiny, thick from base to tip, and a slight curve upwards. a bead of pearly white liquid gathered at the tip. his balls looked so big and heavy too. your mouth watered.

“wow,” you whispered to yourself.

jaemin smirked, giving himself a few pumps. “like it, baby?”

you nodded slowly. “i’ve never done this before. can i put it in my mouth?”

jaemin groaned. “fuck baby, you’re gonna be the death of me. so cute and so fucking hot.”

you leaned down and started licking the shaft, started at the base. you sucked his balls softly, letting the weight of them rest on your tongue as you moaned softly.

“just like that baby, fuck. sure you’ve never done this before?” he groaned and snaked his hands into gripping your hair.

you shook your head before licking his cock from base to tip. you gave his cock a small kiss and gulped. how were you going to fit this in your mouth. he was huge. slowly, you sucked on the tip before taking more and more into your mouth. you bobbed your head up and down on his cock as jaemin let out the sexiest groans. you let your tongue lick at the veins on the underside of his cock as you went faster and faster.

“oh, baby. fuck, you suck dick like a pro,” he moaned out. “you’re so gorgeous and perfect, you know that? i love you, my sweet kitty.”

all of sudden, you bottomed out on his cock, sticking it all in your mouth at once. you gave a few licks to his balls.

“oh fuck, fuck, fuck, m gonna cum,” jaemin cursed.

he ripped your head off his cock with a lewd pop. leaving you whining and chasing his cock for more. he threw you back against the bed and pinned you down, cock bouncing angrily against his stomach. you rubbed your legs together as your pussy leaked and drooled in need.

“as good as you suck dick, baby, i need to finish inside you,” he growled, giving you a deep kiss.

he reached into his nightstand to pull out a condom.

“what’s that?” you asked, furrowing your eyebrows and tilting your head.

he ripped the packet open and started rolling it on his cock. “it’s called a condom, baby. you put it on before having sex to prevent pregnancy.”

you shook your head slowly. “do you have to wear it? don’t want you to. wanna feel your cock in my pussy raw.”

jaemin paused. “you sure, baby?”

you nodded. “very sure.”

he groaned and cursed to himself. something about “fuck, she’s so sexy and she doesn’t even know it.” he ripped the condom off and threw it off the bed somewhere. then he climbed back on top of you and propped your legs up against his shoulders and lined his cock with your entrance. he gave himself a few punps and teased your soaking hole with the tip of his leaking cock. “ready, baby?”

you nodded vigorously and whined, bucking your hips up to meet his cock. he bottomed out inside you with one thrust, causing you to scream out.

“oh, nana! fuck!” you cried deliciously. your ears twitched so cutely it had jaemin wanting to pound you hard and fast immediately.

he paused his hips to let you against to his size. “are you okay, baby?”

you kissed him. “if you don’t move i might lose my mind.”

with that, he pounded your little pussy with his big cock hard and deep. you cried and screamed at the intense pleasure, claws scratching at his back. the lewd sounds of his balls slapping against your ass had you leaking all around. you squirmed and wriggled underneath him, causing him to use his strength to pin your hips to the mattress.

“fuck baby, you feel so good. real thing is much better than what i’ve imagined,” he growled against your neck.

“oh jaemin,” you called out.

his hips went faster and harder. “say it again. say my name, baby.”

“j-jaemin,” you cried. “jaemin jaemin jaemin! yes oh fuck yes!” in the deep mating press he had you in, you felt the tip of his cock kiss your cervix sweetly.

“oh baby, i love you so much. love my sweet kitty so much. so precious and so sweet to me.” he groaned into your neck.

you were losing your mind in pleasure. “oh jaemin, gonna cum again. more please more!!”

his hips rutted into you impossibly fast, god you were losing your mind. you felt your core tighten and burst with pleasure once again, waves of orgasm washing over your body. your pussy squirted all over his abdomen and spasmed around his cock. his hips continued to fuck you through your orgasm, leaving you feeling overstimulated with pleasure. fat tears rolled down your face as you sobbed and clawed at jaemin’s back.

“m gonna cum too baby,” he gave you a sweet kiss on your lips. “doing so good for me. so good for nana.”

with a final deep thrust, he bottomed out inside your pussy and let out hot white spurts of cum, so much that some dripped and leaked out even as he was still balls deep inside. he collapsed on top of you with a groan, inhaling your hair deeply. you laid there panting and covered in sweat.

“love you, kitty,” he whispered softly into your ear.

“love you too, nana.”

#nct dream smut #nct dream x reader #nct smut #nct x reader #nct dream #na jaemin x reader #jaemin x reader #na jaemin #jaemin smut #jaemin #nct #jaemin fluff

[froggibus]

Colder Weather - Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub and Belphegor

Genre: fluff headcanons

Summary: how the boys act when it’s cold + snowing outside

CW: cold weather, snow, asmo forcing you to go outside (ew), lots of cuddling, pretty mid writing on my part

okok so no Lucifer or Satan for this one cause I just had no ideas :((( like I had a few but not nearly enough for complete hcs so sorry guys

also holy fuck it’s been a while since I wrote obey me hcs lmao so im a little rusty…sorry guys

also I promise I’ll shut up but it’s gonna be almost -50 celsius here this weekend (yay, Canada!) so I will be stuck inside if you guys have any obey me (or other fandoms) ideas!!

Mammon:

Mammon and to snow DO NOT mix

biggest baby in the entire Devildom when it gets cold

he has this super tacky fur coat that he insists is real rabbit fur (it’s faux—the big softy couldn’t bear real fur)

refuses to leave the house, even if he has to work

worse than that: he refuses to let you leave the house, even if you have things to do

“hey, human. where d’ya think you’re going? it’s cold out there. you’ll get sick, or worse, dead!”

invites you to his room cause he has this ‘super awesome heater’ (read: himself)

you end up lounging on the couch with him and watching movies with excruciatingly long car chases

you start shivering despite the sweater you’re wearing, and Mammon not so begrudgingly beckons you over to come sit under the blanket with him

honestly he forgets how to breathe because you’re so close and you smell nice and you’re relying on him for warmth

at some point it gets colder and you start shivering again

goes to grab another blanket but you stop him, looking up at him with those pleading eyes

“don’t go, mams. i’ll freeze without you.”

pretends to be humble about it but inside he is screaming

not sure how it happens but you end up in his lap??

he has both arms around you, cocooning you between him and the blanket

you both fall asleep on the couch, snow storm long forgotten

Leviathan:

locks himself in his room to spend the whole day watching anime

also sorry but this man’s room is a whole terrarium

he’s got his heater, his fan, his air purifier, his humidifier

his place is always the perfect temperature and the perfect place to take refuge in a blizzard

he pretends like he’s annoyed when you come into his room, dressed in warm clothes and fuzzy socks, a blanket draped over your shoulders

but really he doesn’t mind—he actually has to hide his rosy cheeks with you because he’s so flustered at the idea that you chose him

orders an insane amount of comfort food to eat during your anime marathon

like heaps and heaps of food that the two of you couldn’t possibly finish

offers you to share his blanket with him, wrapping it around the two of you to keep warm while you munch on food

somehow it turns into you leaning your head on his shoulder, eyelids getting heavy in the warmth of his room

Levi can’t even be annoyed that you’re missing episodes of the anime—you look so cute like this

Asmo:

HATES the cold, LOVES the snow 

it’s a weird dynamic…

dresses you up in the cutest snowsuit ever, and forces you to sit outside in the cold for over an hour taking pictures 

“asmo we’re gonna catch a cold”

“demons don’t get sick from the cold, don’t be silly”

you’re not a demon????

when he’s finally done with the pictures don’t expect any attention from him after

he still has to edit, caption and post them to Devilgram 

you sit under his comforter in the corner of his bed, shivering miserably and shooting glares at him from the corner of your eyes 

Finally he puts down his DDD and looks at you, his eyes sparkling when he sees just how cute and cold you look 

uses the cold as an excuse to get as close to you as possible, cuddling you tightly 

he’s so tempted to take a selfie of the two of you in bed together but he doesn’t want to ruin the moment 

probably insists on your laying between his legs with your head on his chest for ‘maximum warmth’ 

really he just want to feel you

you end up falling asleep in his room, and who is he to wake you? 

Beel:

honestly indifferent to the cold

he’s just built differently 

he’s not the biggest fan of it, but he’s not as much of a baby as some of his older brothers 

still, he doesn’t quite like the idea of you going out in the cold (at least, not without proper protection)

offers to get anything you need, but if you insist on going out, he’ll come with you 

and of course he bundles you up first 

has you dressed in one of his sweaters with one of his old winter jackets over top

you look tiny in his big clothes 

when you get home after he’ll make you stand in front of the heater to warm up while he disappears into the kitchen 

of course he’s going into the kitchen 

but you’re pleasantly surprised when he comes back with two steaming bowls of chicken noodle soup

you guys eat and watch a movie in the living room, Beel asking you every five minutes if you’re cold 

you take another one of his sweaters just to get him to stop bothering you about it  

insists on feeding you every hour and piling snacks on the coffee table 

“don’t give me that look. you need food to stay warm, y/n.”

Belphie:

hates blizzards because they interrupt his sleep 

he can usually sleep through anything—from sunny days to volcanic eruptions

but the cold??? no way

his bed gets cold and even his thickest, softest blankets don’t help 

but…maybe a certain warm human could help his sleep 

ends up crawling into bed with you in the middle of the night, hardly making a sound 

you only wake when you feel the bitter cold on your body slowly fading away, a new warmth pressed against you 

“go back to sleep—don’t move! im comfy....”

you’re not even phased by Belphie sneaking into bed with you at this point 

and the warmth is honestly really nice 

you cuddle back into him, shoving your back as tight against his chest as it will go 

he throws an arm over your waist, holding your hip flush against his 

definitely stays with you the whole night—and the next few after that 

with the excuse he’s just ‘keeping warm’, of course 

checks on you every time he wakes up in the night, groggily reaching out to make sure you’re still warm and okay

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Obey Me! Masterlist

#obey me x you #obey me x reader #obey me x mc #obey me #shall we date obey me #mammon #leviathan #Beelzebub #belphegor #Asmodeus #mammon x reader #leviathan x reader #beelzebub x reader #belphegor x reader #Asmodeus x reader #levi obey me #asmo x reader #beel x reader #belphie x reader #obey me fluff #x you #x reader

[niki-phoria]

Can you do some headcanons of Chishiya, Arisu, and Kaino with an s/o who was a famous singer before they cane to the Borderland? I haven't seen any ideas of this yet and it sounds so interesting to me lolol

‧₊˚✩ chishiya, arisu, and kuina reaction - their s/o is a famous singer

warnings: slightly ooc chishiya, pre-borderland au, i've never actually been to a concert before so maybe this is a bad depiction of how they work lmao

a/n: i'm assuming you meant kuina thank you for requesting !! i actually don't write headcannons (i don't really know how to ?? if that makes sense) so i made this a reaction instead. this idea was really cool, i hope you like it :))

gn reader (they/them pronouns)

‧₊˚✩ chishiya - someone recognizes you in public

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“y/n?” you freeze a little when someone calls out your name. next to you chishiya grabs your hand, already scanning the restaurant for a quick exit. a young girl walks over, nervously holding her phone in her hands as she bows. “i’m a big fan.” 

“hi,” you smile. 

“i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to intrude, i just wanted to say hi,” she smiles. “your music means a lot to me. it’s really helped me though a lot of tough times, so i wanted to thank you.” 

“oh, thank you so much,” you smile. chishiya keeps a careful watch on you as you step forwards to let the girl hesitantly hug you. the blush on her face makes you chuckle. “i’m glad my work has been able to help you so much.” 

she smiles, pulling out a piece of paper and a pen. “i know we can’t take a picture, but can i have your autograph?” 

“of course!” you quickly scribble down your name onto the paper before handing it back to her. 

“thank you so much,” she bows again. “it was great meeting you!” 

“you too,” you smile. 

chishiya gently squeezes your hand from across the table. he chuckles when you look back up at him. “that went really well.” 

“it did! i wasn’t expecting anyone to recognize me.” 

“you should get used to it,” he laughs. “you can only grow from here.”

‧₊˚✩ arisu - he brings chota and karube backstage

word count 329 got a little carried away lmao i wish we had more chota and karube :(( also THIS IS THE PERFECT GIF OMG SKNELKNS

“i still can’t believe you got us backstage passes,” chota chuckles, pulling at the lanyard around his neck so the v.i.p. pass faces outwards. 

“it wasn’t too difficult,” arisu says, following the security guard to your dressing room. 

“wasn’t too difficult?” karube scoffs. “dude, y/n’s one of the most popular acts in japan right now! do you know how expensive tickets are?” 

arisu laughs, leaning back against the wall as he waits for you. he can feel the bass from the speakers rattle against his chest. the feeling is exhilarating. 

“thank you so much for tonight,” your voice is clear through the microphone. he can hear fans cheering, even from backstage. “i love you all!” 

“ah, i’m nervous,” chota says, standing closer to karube. “i’ve never been so close to a celebrity before.” 

“don’t be,” arisu pats his shoulder. “just act natural, they’ll love you.” 

despite the reassurance, arisu can feel chota tensing as soon as you make your way backstage. “arisu!” you smile when you see him, rushing over to where he stands. he’s quick to wrap his arms around your waist, pulling you into a tight hug. “it’s so good to see you.” 

arisu presses a kiss against your forehead, wrapping an arm around your waist before turning back to chota and karube. he laughs as they stare at him in shock. “y/n, this is karube, and chota,” he says, gesturing to each man. “guys, this is my partner, y/n.” 

karube is the first to react, giving a respectful bow before holding his hand out. “karube daikichi,” he smiles. “it’s nice to meet you.” 

you take his hand, nodding. chota is quick to follow, greeting you despite the blush on his cheeks. “chota segawa.” 

“i’ve heard so much about you guys, it’s great to finally meet you!” arisu presses a kiss against your temple, unable to hide his excitement as he watches the love of his life interacting with his best friends. 

‧₊˚✩ kuina - she surprises you at a concert

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kuina jumps in her seat, watching you on the big screen. you look around the crowd in awe, scanning through the thousands of people who were willing to pay money to see you. kuina jumps even more when you spot her in the crowd. you laugh into the mic, kneeling down to your knees. 

the camera pans over to her, now showing her on the big screen instead of you. she covers her face, a little embarrassed. you laugh even harder when you turn around and notice the dark blush on her cheeks. “my girlfriend is here,” you say into the microphone. “hi darling.” kuina waves her hand over her head, smiling. “can i bring her on stage?” 

you look over at the crew, kneeling down to the edge. one of the security guards makes his way over to kuina, gesturing for her to step out of the crowd and move closer to the edge. you set your microphone aside, reaching your hand down to help her up onto the stage. her blush deepens when you wrap your arms around her waist, pulling her to the center. “thank you for coming,” you whisper into her neck. she wraps her arms around your neck, pressing a kiss against your cheek. 

“i wouldn’t miss this for the world.” 

you smile, pulling back to pull her into a sweet kiss. “i love you.” 

“i love you too.” 

#chishiya x reader #arisu x reader #aib x reader #aib fluff #kuina x reader #chishiya fluff #arisu fluff #kuina fluff #aib x male reader #chishiya x male reader #arisu x male reader #kuina x male reader #alice in borderland x male reader #alice in borderland x reader #alice in borderland fluff #aib scenario #aib drabble #aib imagine #chishiya imagine #aib reactions #chishiya drabble #chishiya scenario #arisu scenario #arisu imagine #arisu drabble #aib x you #aib x y/n #chishiya x you #chishiya x y/n #arisu x you

[clementine-writes-things]

Safe With Me - E.N

Summary: Edward Nygma gets protective when he sees a coworker flirting with you. He knows you would never cheat on him, he trusts you. But, he doesn't trust the coworker.

Content Warning: Riddler comes out, explicit language, Possessive!Edward, Protective!Edward, hinting of sexual assault (NOT FROM EDWARD), reader goes by they/them, gn reader. EDWARD DID NOT KILL KIRSTIN, HE'S JUST STRUGGLING WITH HIS ALTER EGO. KIRSTIN IS NOT IN THIS STORY.

(I hope I didn't make this oneshot too 'SHE'S MIIIIINE! STAY AWAY FROM HERRRR' coded. I really tried hard not to LMAO. I worked so hard on this pls don't let it flop. Sorry if there are any typos its 1 in the morning ya'll don't come at me mother is tired.)

REQUESTED BY: @i-smoke-chapstick

Songs for inspiration:

Freak Show - Punkinloveee (this song just suits Edward so well I can't explain it)

Murder In My Mind - Kordhell

Billy Knows Jamie - 100 Gecs

Stray Bullet - KMFDM

(notice how they are all hyperpop songs...almost as if the genre fits him well..) (p.s. it does.)

READ BELOW CUT

Y/n had been dating Edward for around 6 months now, the two of them falling more in love with each other every day. They had met in a library, y/n had thought Edward worked there because of the way he dressed. Both of them had found it to be hilarious and decided to keep in touch, getting lunch together the day after. Immediately the two of them hit it off, dating the day after their lunch. Edward still had a hard time believing that they were really dating him. They were so attractive and breathtaking, and he was a nerdy forensics examiner. But, he counted his blessings and felt extremely lucky. He knew that they weren't dating him for money, for he didn't have much. He knew that they loved him, but it still boggled his mind. One day, y/n decided that they would go to Edward's job and eat lunch with him on his break. A nice little surprise for him. They even packed two sandwiches and their favorite fruits/veggies.

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Y/n walked into the GCPD, shivering upon entering the building. How Edward focused in these freezing conditions they would never know. To be fair, it was winter, so that might have had something to do with it. Either that or y/n was just a big baby.

"Um, excuse me?" Y/n asked the nearest detective.

He looked up from his files, smiling in their direction. They had their dirty blonde nearly brunette hair gelled back. He had kind eyes. He seemed like a very honest man.

"What can I do for you?" He asked.

"Do you know where Edward Nygma is?" They asked.

He looked towards the detective across from him, raising an eyebrow. The both of them looked surprised, shocked really. Y/n was confused but decided to pay no attention to it.

"Yeah, I can show you the way if you'd like..." He said, pausing to give you time to state your name.

"Y/n. That would be nice Detective..."

"Gordon. Jim Gordon. Here let me show you." He said, standing up.

He escorted her out of the main area, going down to a hallway. The whole building was very gothic, it was honestly quite beautiful. You could tell the building was old, amazing how it was still in such pristine condition. For the most part at least.

"He's just down this hallway. Are you a friend of his?" He asked, obviously curious.

Y/n chuckled.

"I'm his partner."

Gordon nodded, surprise still evident on his face.

"Well, here it is." He said.

Knocking on the door he waited a few seconds before opening it. The creaking of the door revealed just how old this building really was. Y/n smiled as they saw their boyfriend in the room wearing latex gloves, a mask, and an apron. He looked absolutely dorky and they loved it. That's one of the reasons they fell in love with him in the first place.

"Ed, you've got a visitor." Gordon said.

Edward looked up, his eyes widening as he saw them. Hurriedly he pulled off his gloves, grunting when the latex snapped back on his skin. Anyone could tell that he was surprised with how frantic he was. It was honestly the cutest and most purest thing ever.

"Y-Y/n! What are you doing here?" He asked, taking his mask off.

Before they could answer Edward leaned forward and enveloped them in a hug. He couldn't stop smiling, giggling to himself with his dorky little laugh. Gordon gave Ed a thumbs up out of y/n's view before he left the room which caused Ed smile even more.

"Well, I thought I'd bring lunch over and we could eat together on our break." They said.

Edward nodded his head repeatedly.

"Th-that's a great idea!" He exclaimed.

"Let me just finish up this thing real quick, then I can show you around and we can eat lunch."

Y/n nodded, sitting in a chair in the room, watching him get back to work. They loved when his hair got curly. He gelled it back for work, but it never lasted long. He had a habit of running his hands through his hair while he was thinking, which rubbed the gel out. It was obvious that he had been doing it today because a few strands hung in small loose curls. His eyes were focused behind his glasses, looking down at the microscope before him.

"Look at you, all focused on your job. Mr. Professional over here." Y/n teased playfully.

Edward blushed, flashing her a quick toothy smile. His smile was one of their favorite features about him, aside from his hair and eyes. They watched as his eye twitched slightly, his neck twitching ever so subtly. Y/n brushed it off as a nervous tic of his.

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'I can't believe they came to have lunch with me. It was unexpected but still a pleasant surprise.'

'They're really in love with us, huh? Us being the two of us of course. Hello! Remember me?'

Edward groaned quiet enough for y/n not to hear.

'What the hell are you doing here?' He thought to himself, looking at him out of the corner of his eye.

'Relax. I'm not gonna hurt them or anything. I share the same feelings for them as you do. After all, I am you. And you are me.' He chuckled.

'Then what do you want?'

'Are you really that dense? I shouldn't have to spell it out. You know everything I know.'

'You saw Detective Gordon's reaction and based off of it you think that everyone finds y/n attractive .That's the only logical conclusion. Everyone thinks they're way out of my league.'

'Exactly. And they're absolutely correct. I mean, I could easily land them, but you are way too awkward. You're lucky you even got to talk to them.'

'Do you have a point to make or are you simply rambling?'

'Easy, easy. Just let me hang out the whole time they're here. You know I'm able to take charge easily. You're a pushover. You know it's true. I'll take a backseat. I'll be ready if something happens.'

'Do you really think that's necessary?'

'Eddie boy, better to be safe than sorry, no?'

'I suppose you make a valid point. Fine. But if I decide against it then you need to leave. Deal?'

'Deal.'

"Eddie? You done yet? You've been staring at that microscope for a while." Y/n asked politely.

Edward shook his head, looking up from the sample he was observing. Or, at least trying to observe. Looking at them he smiled sheepishly, hoping he didn't say anything out loud.

"Yeah, I'm done. I can just finish this after we eat."

Y/n tilted their head to the side.

"You sure Ed? I don't wanna get you in trouble. You're not one to like trouble."

'Oh you have no idea...'

'Shut up.'

"Yes, it's ok dear. I have plenty of time to finish it later." He reassured.

"Ok then, well, care to give me a grand tour of the place? I'm eager to meet your friends!" Y/n said cheerfully.

Edward chuckled awkwardly.

"Ah, yes, well that would be nice if I had friends here. I guess the people I get along the most with are Jim Gordon and Harvey Bullock...mainly Jim." He said.

Y/n frowned, upset that no one wanted to be Edward's friend, but they decided to push that aside. They did like Jim Gordon, at least, he made a good first impression. Very polite and gentleman-like.

"Alright, well introduce me to them!"

Edward smiled, taking off his apron and hanging it up on the coat rack. He removed his gloves and mask, tossing them in the trash bin.

'Guide them around with your hand on the small of their back.'

Edward shook his head slightly but did as instructed. He walked towards y/n and placed his hand on the small of their back, feeling them tense underneath him. He grinned.

"Let me show you the way."

Y/n giggled as Edward opened the door, allowing them to step out first. Once he closed it behind him he walked with them down the hallway. The hustle and bustle of the main room got louder as they drew nearer. People were either at their desks looking over papers and making calls or walking around going to different departments of the GCPD.

"Busy in here." Y/n commented.

Edward nodded.

"It is Gotham after all."

Pointing towards the two detectives near the Captain's office, Edward leaned down into y/n's ear, letting them know that those were the two people they were going to see. As they continued to walk towards them, Edward took this time to look around and lo and behold, his 'other half' was right. Everyone was looking at the two of them. Some of them just staring, some of them mouth agape, and some of them just staring at y/n in general.

'Told you.'

Edward moved his hand from the small of their back to their hip, holding it firmly but not rough. He wanted to make sure they were close to him. He knew how the people in the GCPD could get. Especially that Dougherty. He didn't want them anywhere near that vile man.

"Detectives. What has no hands but can knock on your door and you better open up if it does?" He asked.

"An opportunity." Jim said, a small grin on his face.

"Correct. And I have been given the opportunity to introduce you to my partner, y/n." He smirked.

'Nice one. Honestly.'

"Hi, I'm y/n. It's really nice to meet you." They said holding out their hand.

Jim shook theirs first, Harvey doing the same after. Jim had already gotten a chance to find out that they were dating, but Harvey was surprised. He looked at y/n, then to Edward, then back to y/n and then once more to Edward. He cleared his throat.

"Let me get this straight. You. Are dating him?" He asked, pointing at Ed.

Y/n smiled and nodded, their eyes widening slightly as Edward tightened his grip on them. Y/n was surprised, he never got this touchy in public places.

"Wow. Well, congrats Nygma. You're a lucky man." He said, smiling genuinely.

"We really must get going. Perhaps we'll get more time in the future to talk with you two fully. But, we're in a bit of a rush. I only have so long of a lunch." He explained before heading off.

'See how surprised they were?'

'Yes. I saw.'

"Where to now Ed?" Y/n asked.

Edward looked down at his watch, wanting to check on the time. He had about 20 minutes left of his lunch break.

"Oh gosh, I didn't realize how much time went by already. I'm afraid I'll have to show you around the GCPD another time my love. I want to have enough time to eat lunch with you."

Y/n smiled and nodded.

"I understand babe. Let's go."

The two of them turned around, going to walk back around towards the forensics room. Feeling like he was missing something he patted his chest. He stopped, feeling his pockets. Y/n looked at him, confused.

"What's wrong Ed?"

"I think I dropped the pen you gave me. Let me go back and check."

Y/n chuckled and waited where they stood for him to come back. They had given him that pen the day they first met, it was just a dumb old pen they had given him to write their number down but he insisted that it was worth keeping. It was like a memento. It was very sweet of him. Edward always was a romantic.

Y/n was broken out of their thoughts when they felt someone tap on their shoulder. Turning around, they faced the person behind them. It was a man with a police officer uniform on, a cocky grin plastered on his face.

"Well hello there..." He said huskily.

Y/n raised an eyebrow.

"Um, hi?"

"Who are you and what's a good lookin' thing like you doing here? You lost, hm?"

Y/n grimaced.

"No. I'm waiting on my boyfriend."

"Uh huh, yeah sure you are. Listen hot stuff, why don't you meet me in the back in a few minutes. We can have a little fun." He winked.

"Excuse me?"

"What are you, deaf? Cmon, you know you wanna."

He dragged a finger down their shoulder, threatening to go down toward their collarbone. Y/n's eyes widened, frozen in place from the shock of what was happening right in front of them.

"A cute thing like you needs to have some fun every once in a while, huh? As an officer, I can tell you I'm packing in two different ways." He said, lifting their chin up with his finger.

Edward came back down the steps, holding the pen in his hand, a smile plastered on his face. Looking up, ready to tell y/n where he found it, he immediately frowned. His eyes widened and his fists clenched after putting the pen in his pocket.

'That fucker Dougherty is touching what's ours. He's laying his hands on them. I told you this would happen.'

He marched over there, grabbing y/n by the shoulder and yanking them behind him. His curly hair hung in his face slightly, eyes narrowed and sharp, glaring at the monster before him.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" He asked angrily, loud enough to catch the attention of the people in the room.

Dougherty laughed lightly.

"Riddle man? I think the question is what are you doing?"

Edward stepped closer towards him, straightening his posture, looking him dead in the eyes. Dougherty glanced around the room, noticing the eyes of all the detectives watching them. He laughed it off nervously.

"What I'm doing is stopping you from laying another finger on my lover." He stated, his voice gravely and challenging.

"Yours? No fucking way." He looked back towards y/n.

"You're dating this creep? You must be some desperate whore." He laughed.

Edward clenched his fists, his knuckles turning white. He knew everyone was watching but he didn't care. His chest was heaving and he felt the blood rush through his body.

"What the fuck did you just call them?"

Jim and Harvey stood up behind their desks and walked over to where the argument was happening. Gordon gently took hold of y/n's shoulders, guiding them away from what was happening, keeping a safe distance. Jim and Harvey had never seen Edward stand up like this, let alone use such strong language. Neither did anyone else in the GCPD. They didn't know what was going to happen, but they knew they were already on Ed's side. They would back up whatever he did. The two detectives heard the final bits of what Dougherty said to y/n. Absolutely disgusting.

"A desperate whore. You as deaf as you are pathetic? Your bitch has got no taste in men. Otherwise we'd be in the back doing it right...now."

That was the final straw, Edward didn't want to hear anymore. He had seen and heard enough. He stepped back and leaned forward, slamming his fist into the lower jaw of his mouth. The force knocked Dougherty back, blood dripping from his mouth and lip. He spat on the floor.

"Oh, you're fucking dead Riddle Man."

Dougherty launched himself onto Ed, punching him in the gut. Edward groaned, clenching his stomach. Harvey and Jim along with a few other officers sprung into action, grabbing Dougherty by the arms, pulling him away from Edward. Scoffing, Ed spat on his shoes.

"Lay a hand on them again and I'll do a lot more than break your jaw. That's a promise." He scowled.

Jim and Harvey took Ed by the shoulder and led him to their desks along with y/n. Without another moment wasted y/n threw themselves into Edward, wrapping their arms around his neck and crying softly. Jim and Harvey looked angry and upset, disappointed that a fellow officer of theirs could be so vile. Edward rubbed their back, mumbling to them to calm them down. His breathing still heavy from the violent interaction.

"Ed, Harv and I saw the whole thing. We'll let Captain Essen know immediately. Alright? Do you need anything? He punched you pretty hard."

Edward shook his head, focusing on calming y/n down who was still sobbing into his neck. The two detectives headed into the captains office to debrief her on what had just happened. Edward smiled as he saw Dougherty in the holding cells of the bullpen.

"It's ok, he's locked up in the holding cell. He can't touch you again. He won't touch you ever again." He reassured them.

"I'm s-sorry Eddie, I didn't mean for you to get hurt." They cried softly.

"Hey, don't apologize for what just happened. It was not your fault. I wasn't going to let him...do that to you. I chose to interject. I wouldn't change my decision." He soothed, rubbing their back.

"I'm gonna go home early today. I think they'll give it to me after this debacle. Let's go home and eat our lunch there ok? We can have a movie night, eat popcorn, I'll even order some pizza for dinner. How's that sound?" He asked.

Y/n sniffled, nodding their head, not letting go of him. They weren't ready to let go of him. They felt safe in his arms. Like nothing or no one could hurt them. And even though Edward's stomach hurt from the punch, he continued to hold them close to his chest, pushing through the pain to comfort the one he loved.

He looked back up towards the holding cell.

"You're safe with me."

#writers #fanfic writer #writers of tumblr #fanfic #gotham #the riddler #edward nygma #dc universe

[class-1b-bull]

How they act in front of the person they like/have a crush on!

Not proofread we die like men

Awase - he may be very brash and has a foul mouth but bro is silent when his crush is near. He doesn't know how to act lmao. Has probably accidentally reenacted the Mommy? Sorry. Meme

Sen - he tries to act normal but everything he says and does just seems dorkish for some reason lmao. Spent 45 minutes thinking about how his voice cracked when he answered a question

Kamakiri - he yells a little less but thats about it. If anyone asks what he thinks about his crush he will say he hates them (when he doesn't)

Kuroiro - blushing and can barely get a sentence out. Poor dude. He by far becomes like 5x more poetic around his crush

Kendo - starts overthinking every little interaction between her and her crush but she would rather die then let people know shes worrying so much about how they picked up their pen this morning lmaoo

Kodai - she starts doing little insignificant things for them just to make their day a little easier. But for the most part she acts normal

Komori - she always has this big smile when their around <3 she tends to trip up on her words and such while talking to them

Shiozaki - shes always a little more akward and a little less social when theyre around simply because shes nervous of what they think of her ykyk. She definitely puts a little more into how she looks each day when theyre around.

Shishida - for as long as his crush is in japan they will not be allowed to open any doors themselves. Shishida will always be there to do it for them.

Shoda - dude can barely talk to people normally you think he can talk to someone he likes? No. But he does leave nice anonymous notes in your locker for you to find.

Pony - she gets nervous and just starts talking and rambling about who knows what to the point her throat starts to hurt lmao.

Tsubaraba - he immediately becomes 20x dummer when his crush is nearby and what makes it worse is he will do crazy shit to try and impress them but it always backfires.

Tetsutetsu - hes constantly trying to prove to his crush how manly he is. Its at the point where if he finds a jar thats a little too hard to open he has to wait til they are in the room until he can open it.

Tokage - she tries to stay her usual social and outgoing self but she does get a little self conscious when theyre around. Shes worried they dont like her for who knows why

Manga - other than trying to make his crush laugh a little more each day he tends to draw them a lot. (He would probably die of embarrassment if he showed them the pictures tho.)

Honenuki - hes the only one here that stays 100% normal honestly. No one would be able to tell he likes someone unless he straight up told them.

Bondo - poor dude freezes up completely when his crush is near. While some of the others are worried that their crush doesnt like them hes worried that his crush thinks bondo hates them because of how he freezes up and such

Monoma - he is meanly nice to them. He would walk up to his crush after training or something and say 'bakugous incompetence is the only reason your stupidly brilliant plan worked. So good job reading his inability to see past your tricks' or whatever

Reiko - if she has a crush on someone she tries to avoid them at all costs lmao. After a few weeks she will slowly approach them and try to start a conversation but it doesnt turn out well

Rin - bros biggest fear is accidentally saying something that makes him sound stupid honestly. He works hard to be a hero and he wants to show it off it front of his crush but at the same time he doesnt want to seem bitchy yk?

I rlly loved this interaction between them its just so shcustelfbdmkdidsndkfksh <3<3<3<3<3

#bnha headcannons #bnha headcanons #class 1b #mha headcanons #awase yousetsu #sen kaibara #togaru kamakiri #shihai kuroiro #itsuka kendou #yui kodai #kinoko komori #ibara shiozaki #jurota shishida #nirengeki shoda #pony tsunotori #kosei tsuburaba #tetsutetsu tetsutetsu #setsuna tokage #manga fukidashi #juzo honenuki #kojiro bondo #neito monoma #reiko yanagi #rin hiryu #hashtags are the bane of my existence #i hate tagging so much

[underworld-park-offical]

BEBE: ♪ And I'm bad like the barbie ♪

RED: ♪ Barbie ♪

BEBE: ♪ I'm a doll but I still wanna party ♪

RED: ♪ Party ♪

BEBE: ♪ Pink Vette but I'm ready to bend ♪

RED: ♪ Bend ♪

WENDY: Bitch

BEBE: ♪ I'm a ten so I'm pullin a Ken ♪

RED: ♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪

RED: ♪ Grrrah ♪

BEBE: ♪ All of the Barbies is pretty ♪

RED: ♪ Damn  ♪

WENDY: Bitch

RED: ♪ It girls ♪

BEBE: ♪ It girls ♪

RED: ♪ And we ain't playin tag ♪

BEBE: ♪ Grrah ♪

WENDY: WILL YOU 711, SLUSHIE SLURPING, ALWAYS BURPING, SELFIE STICK, HUGE PRICK, STUPID WHORES, SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND??!?!?!

RED: Booooo

BEBE: Party Pooper!

BEBE: Let us sing our BARBIE WORLD in PEACE

RED: Yeah, for real!

RED: Boooooooo!

RED: Not the straight A student talking 💀

WENDY: SHUT. UP.

WENDY: You can at LEAST turn it down enough to where I won't go DEAF

WENDY: Red. What. the fuck.

RED: Take a before death selfie with me

WENDY: Wh

WENDY: WHY

RED: Idk ur the closest lmao ♪

WENDY: Ughhh

WENDY: Why did I ever join your hype house?

RED: Lmaooo

RED: Big L

RED: L

RED: Big L

RED: Raito L Loser lmao

WENDY: I hope you get flung out of the wind shield and die

RED: 💀💀💀

WENDY: STOP SAYING SKULL EMOJI OH MY GOD, YOU'RE JUST LIKE CRAIG

RED: Sorry it's in our genes 😝😝😝

WENDY: NO IT FUCKING ISN'T 

WENDY: CRINGE ISN'T FUCKING GENETIC

BEBE: Can you hoes SHUT UP

BEBE: I'm LITERALLY trying to listen to Barbie World but I can’t because y'all are SCREAMING

BEBE: Literally boutta hop over my seat and FIGHT Y'ALL

RED: Is the song on loop

BEBE: Yeah should be

RED: Just like

RED: Reset it or something 💀

BEBE: UGHHHHH

WENDY: I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU, BEBE

BEBE: DO IT

NICHOLE: Guys can we go ONE second without fighting each other??

NICHOLE: This is serious!

BEBE: Not as serious as this ASS WHOOPING Wendy's about to get

WENDY: OH NO YOU DINT-IT!

WENDY: Red, Hold my earrings

RED: OOOOH SHIT!! WORLDSTAR!!!

RED: Hey guys, it's Red, and welcome back to my channel~ NICHOLE: GUYS NO-

BEBE: COME HERE YOU BITCH

WENDY: FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW

NICHOLE: WATCH THE ROAD!!!

NICHOLE: RANDOM PEDESTRIAN!!!

RED: Extra points if they’re innocent! 😲

RED: Don't watch the road. this is really good content

NICHOLE: RED!!!

RED: WHAT?????

WENDY: Hold on

WENDY: What

WENDY: Is that

WENDY: Is that a twink in the road?

BEBE: What??

BEBE: Holy shit

RED: Ewww, wild queer

RED: Smh my head

NICHOLE: Guys, it's just Gary

NICHOLE: We should give him a ride

BEBE: Girl are you crazy?

BEBE: I don’t want the scent of computer  in my car!

BEBE: That is SO not SLAY

NICHOLE: It's so cold out here! His hard drive’s gonna freeze!

BEBE: Good! Maybe he can finally stop going “I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, Please Deliver” over and over!

BEBE: LITERALLY why do you think we kicked him out of the Hype House?

NICHOLE: Just pull over…

BEBE: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BEBE: FIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEE

BEBE: WHATEVERRRRRRR

 WENDY: Heyyyyy

WENDY: Uhhhh

WENDY: Garyyyyy…

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GARY: I'm Gary! The Mormon who advertises! 

RED: Ew, he’s advertising

RED: Let's bail

BEBE: Yeah, I agree

NICHOLE: No, we’re not leaving him

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GARY: I’m Gary, The Mormon who advertises!

RED: Shit, I think he’s broken

WENDY: Gary

WENDY: Why don’t you

WENDY: Get out of the cold…

WENDY: And into the trunk of Bebe's car?

GARY: Want a break from the ads? If you tap now to watch a short video, you’ll receive 30 minutes of free music.

GARY: I’m Gary the Mormon who Advertises!

BEBE: Biiiitch I think he's like, malfunctioning…

RED: Frfr

RED: It's creeping me out, tbh

NICHOLE: Why would you suggest he go in the trunk?

WENDY: So he doesn’t bother us with his weird ad shit!

GARY: In the U.S. RMHC Chapters, support millions of children and their families each year, with the help of caring customers like you. McDonald's Helps RMHC provide families more comfort, care, and kindness by donating one penny every time a happy meal is sold.

GARY: I’m Gary, The Mormon who advertises!

WENDY: We just…

WENDY: Put him in the trunk

WENDY: Tape his mouth shut

WENDY: And Boom, problem solved!

RED: I mean…

RED: I’m not against that

BEBE: Yeah

BEBE: Do any of you have, like, duct tape?

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    Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. 

    To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completely dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

GARY: I'm Gary! The Mormon who advertises!

BEBE: Shut the fuck up, this is why we kicked you out of the Hype House!

RED: I think I have some tape here…

NICHOLE: Guys, no…

NICHOLE: We aren't putting him in the trunk, and we definitely aren't taping his mouth shut!

RED: This bitch crazy, frfr

BEBE: Yeah Nichole, do you want  to hear him the whole car ride?

BEBE: The only thing worse than this is that there's no wifi

GARY: Bring your phone & number and get $600 off our new Biz Unlimited 5G Smartphone Plans. Nationwide 5G. Types: 5G Devices, Smartphones, Mobile Hotspots, Tablets, Basic Phones. Available with Biz Unlimited Plus 5G or Unlimited Pro 5G. Terms apply; Limited time offer!

GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises!

RED: Yeah dead ass, I can't play any roblox out here 💀

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GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises!

NICHOLE: Just…

NICHOLE: Just get in the car

GARY: F**k you, Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill, you can kiss my ***! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherf**ker, you'll fall for this bullsh*t! Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ***! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ***! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll f**k her! 

That's right, we'll f**k your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're f**k*d six ways from Sunday! Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's, home of challenge p***ng! That's right, challenge p***ng! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don't wait, don't delay, don't f**k with us, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell's, the only dealer that tells you to f**k off! Hurry up, ***hole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce, or you're a dead motherf**ker! Go to hell! Big Bill Hell's Cars: Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland! Guaranteed!

GARY: I'm Gary! The Mormon who advertises!

NICHOLE: Uhm…

NICHOLE: You’re…

NICHOLE: You’re welcome???

GARY: Jones BBQ and Foot Massage, Jones BBQ and Foot Massage. You better come on down here and get some of this shit. You like to eat, America likes to eat! So why not open up somewhere America can sit down, enjoy a meal, and get their feet rubbed. We'll fry anything you want for $5.99 as long as it's friable and edible, we'll make it delicable. We will fry parts of the chicken you didn't even know were friable. The beak, the feathers, we'll fry candy bars!                                                                                                                                                                            ll      >>>>All that European stuff that you don't really normally eat, we'll bring it down and we'll fry it for you. Ask McDonald's to fry something other than what they normally fry. Guess what you're gonna get? Nothing! If it fit through the door, I'll put it in the fryer. Hell, this is a dinosaur! All our meats are gently tenderized to their optimum deliciousness. We got fine dinosaur meat. Took my money, made me pay child support! Come on down here and get you a slice! Once they get your social security number, it's over! Motivated, Motivated, Motivated, Motivated! So friends, let's just decide you don't want no barbecue, well that's fine too.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       >>>Why not let one of my foot specialists or myself perform my magic? Look at that, don't that look wonderful? If you really pay me enough, we'll massage your feet in any of these sauces also. Success is the rule down here at Jones Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage. So go ahead and give me a call or find us online, on the world wide internets at the new website. That's, J O N E S BIG ASS truck rental and storage,  dot com, backslash, Jones GOOD ASS bbq and foot massage, dot, html. Excuse me, did you call number 52? Did you hear me call number 52?!

GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises!

BEBE: O…. kayyyyyy

BEBE: Slay I guess?

RED: Nahhh, not the FNAF character talking 💀

WENDY: Just…

WENDY: Nobody….

WENDY: SAY

WENDY: Anything…

WENDY: ...

NICHOLE: ...

EVERYONE IN THE CAR: ….

BEBE: Nichole, this is all your fault

NICHOLE: WH???

(Edits and GIF done by @cattpup5 (mod Jello) )

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[country-n-sassy]

Just answer the following few ... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24 and 25. 😏

Lmao!! Ok.... here we go!!

1. I am single

2. I do like someone, but they don't feel the same way.

3. I am a complete idiot when I have a crush. Awkward as fuck and just plain stupid 🤦‍♀️

4. I am definitely into men, I need dick. Lol. Although I have made out with a few ladies, and I have zero regrets 😏

5. It usually takes me a while to develop feelings (as mentioned in the previous ask). I would say I start having feelings around 3 months 🤷‍♀️

6. I would not say I normally make the first move, but I will 🤔

7. I'm a sucker for manners. Yes ma'am type stuff.

8. Romantically, I would love for someone to go out of their comfort zone to do something that really mattered to me.

9. I'm all about pda. I'm gonna touch my man all the time. Sorry, not sorry.

10. Do I get flustered when someone is flirting with me? 🤔 I'll let you know if it ever happens.... it would highly depend on how I felt about them. I probably wouldn't recognize they were flirting with me, to be honest.

11. Pet names? I'm assuming we are not talking about my dogs. Lol. I like to be called babydoll or baby.

12. I show affection in multiple ways, I'm a "pleaser," so I pay close attention to how my partner wants to be loved and do my best to do those things. I'm definitely a fan of physical touching, kissing, etc. And, ass grabbing is always an option 😉

13. I haven't really thought about being in a multiple partner relationship, but I was asked by a couple, and I have been considering it. I am just not sure I would like to share.

14. I'm probably too old for footsie, but I will play footsie in bed. Warning: My feet will be freezing 🥶

15. Favorite things to do with my tongue? Ummmm, that's probably NSFW 😈

16. I absolutely LOVE kissing and being kissed, passionately, anyplace, and anywhere. Yes, please!!!

17. I don't have any songs that get me in the mood.... to be honest, I'm kinda always in the mood. Lol

18. I am kind of a sissy when it comes to massages, so I don't really know any massage techniques. If you're touching me, especially if you are rubbing and playing with my butt, I'm happy 😊

19. Sensitive spots? Hmmmm 🤔 if I'm touched right, I am sensitive anywhere.

20. Rough or gentle? YES

21. I like spontaneous and passionate sex, so sometimes I initiate, sometimes I want him to initiate. Sometimes, I take charge in the middle of things, and sometimes, I want him to just manhandle me. The more spontaneous and passionate, the better, I'm not big into "roles," just fun and enjoying each other.

22. Favorite flirty move??? Ummmm, I'm old and I'm not very patient. I'm pretty direct. My "flirty" move will probably be sending you a naughty text and seeing how you reply. Only the strong survive. Lol

23. A time when I won someone over with flirting? Probably never.

24. A time someone won me over with flirting? I'm more won over by someone being respectful rather than flirty.

25. There's a guy I like. We have a lot of the same interests, similar relationship thoughts, and similar future goals. We have a ton in common, and we connected really well. I developed feelings, knowing I shouldn't (he has always been honest, but I didn't listen). He doesn't feel the same way, so it is what it is. We're still friends, and I hope he finds his happiness.

I think that's all, I'm sure you regret your ask. Lol

#ask

[luna-astro]

Jealousy, jealousy~

Another RC9GN post! Just so you know, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo isn’t the song for this lmao I just put it as the title but I have two songs for this!

For the next song, pretend it’s in Randy’s POV ig unless you wanna do otherwise.

Warning: bash being a jerk, protective randy (not possessive, there is a big difference) and jealousy, a bit of teasing? Very ooc Randy. Other than these warnings, please enjoy!

You weren’t a talkative kid, you weren’t shy or anything but you just kept to yourself more not really feeling like you had to share anything about yourself to anybody.

You had friends just not a big group, basically talking to Howard and randy everyday, you were going about your day just listening to your music as you head to your locker to gather the books you needed for your next class. It was only 9:05 and class started at 9:20 so you had plenty of time before class, That’s when you heard a BANG! Next to your locker; knowing the presence beside you the voice started to speak before you “Hey y/n! My old man gave me some money for some restaurant and I decided to go ask you because… eh? What was I gonna say?” “Gave you? You most likely stole the money knowing you. Plus I have plans tonight so no thanks Bash” you said back to him hoping he would just go and leave you on and about your day.

“What’s the plans? Can I join? Don’t tell me your gonna hang out with those nerds again they always honkin hang out at that stupid game place!” He exclaimed “it’s called the gamehole for your info, plus I like hanging out with Randy and Howard they never failed to entertain me even if we do the same thing over and over again” which you weren’t wrong, they did give you joy even if they did stupid things. But hey? Play stupid games win stupid prizes!

You closed your locker and tried to walk away from the conversation, which failed due to you being cornered by Bash and his crew “What does it matter Y/n? Those nerds barely have enough money to buy a combo of Charlie cluckers! I can buy you anything you want!” “Anything but happiness” you snarkly replied back to the boy. “Hey!” He yelled attempting to grab your wrist, suddenly you hear footsteps coming behind you and the sudden feeling of a warm hand gently grabbing you by your shoulders and pulling you to their body, making you put your head on their chest and felt arms wrap around you protectively, you recognize the scent of Randy.

“Don’t you have anything better to do Bash?” Randy asked Bash “Well I was asking Y/n out but you interrupted me! Now I’m gonna punch you!” He raised his fist as his friends held Randy still “Bashy no!” A woman’s voice screamed out, realizing it’s Marci; bash’s mother we freeze never wanting to see that woman on a bad mood.

“Ma! What are you doing here?! I was gonna punch this kid for stealing my girl!” “Your girl?! ‘Your girl’ my a-“ you got cut off from randy holding your mouth shut not wanting to make the situation worse, “Punch? Bashford Mcfist we are talking about this in the car to your dentist!” The angry woman exclaimed as she dragged Bash by the ear to the car giving a sorry glance to you and your Randy as she walked away.

“Well that was eventful you ok Y/n?” The tall purple haired boy asked only realizing your position that moment you started to stutter and blush heavily “y.yeah? Wha.what about y.you?” You asked back trying to get out of the position your in so you could scurry to class to hide your red face “you sure? You seem kinda red there love” WHAT WAS HAPPENING WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN CHANGE HE NEVER ACTED LIKE THIS TO YOU BEFORE! “Wh.why are you acting like this r.Randy?” “Well I like you, like I really like you more than a friend.. and it’s ok if you don’t like me you probably like somebody else anyways it was dumb for me to even try-“ that’s when you break out of his arms and pull him in for a kiss, not a long one but a short sweet one that only lasted for a few seconds.

“That should show you I like you too dummy… I don’t and will never like anybody else but you, I love you too Randy” you were quick to say before the bell rang alerting you to head to class “we’ll talk after class. Cafeteria?” “Y.yea sure..” “ok, love you!” You quickly pecked him on the cheek and ran off smiling leaving the flustered boy behind smiling and drooling over you.

!BONUS!

Howard was waiting in class for his best friend to arrive, soon enough he arrived tired, late, and flustered. Randy was slowly creeping to his seat successfully not getting caught “soo how’d it go?” Howard asked curious because he was the first to point out when bash was talking to you “absolutely fantastic..~” the lovesick boy spat out while still thinking about the kisses, stuck in a daze.

.

.

.

.

“She kissed you didn’t she?”

“Yea lol”

I’ve been meaning to post this since forever lol anyways I’ll be working on some other stuff to post (ninjago and rc9gn and yes I do have a thing for ninjas lol)

See ya then stars! Hope you enjoyed! - 🌙

9/7/22

#Spotify #rc9gn randy x reader #rc9gn randy #disney #og show #howard weinerman #norrisville high #ninja #randy cunningham #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #fanfic #Randy Cunningham x reader

[spookyserenades]

Dana!!! I hope you're feeling better and I can't thank you enough for giving us trouville for FREE!! We're truly spoiled with this story 😔 some thoughts:

- the Jimin moment was so sweet, I love our yeehaw boy. I'll kiss his boo boos away any day and i'd also sick him with the hello kitty bandaid too cuz we live an aesthetic lifestyle

- love the mystery gang team, so much development in their segment, its crazy what a late night van drive will do to people lol

- i like also got a headache when MC was thinking about how much a Disney trip for 8 people would cost. In THIS economy? Sorry Hoseok you're just gonna have to freeze. I know she must have a lot saved up from when she was a vet but paying for a house that big and for so many people? She's a money mastermind

- Alice is such a fun character, I'm glad she suggested making the boys jealous so they'd maybe be kicked into high gear, she's doing the lord work cuz we were all thinking it. What more shenanigans will this open us up to 🤔👀

- I stg I'm ot7 but jeezus trouville yoongi does in fact own my entire being, I want him in a way concerning to feminism and so does MC lol. That spicy part was everything but I was so scared someone would walk in on them but thankfully that didn't happen, I would have freaked!!!!

- Jin and MC cooking!!!! Thats my husband fr and speaking of which- WE GOT HIM BOYS, THATS ANOTHER ONE IN THE BAG!!!!!!!! WE'RE 2 FOR 7 ON BAGGING THE TROUVILLE BOYS!!! 😤😤😤 IT FEELs SO GOOD 😫😫😫 THE WAY I SCREECHED. So so so so so good. Perfect place to leave us for next chapter I'm extremely excited! ❤

- 🍒

AHH HI LOVE! I am finally feeling better whewww boy I forgot what it's like to be sickly LMAO. Excited to hear your thoughts about the newest update hehe, thank you for reading and sending in your precious feedback 🥺

I love the little moments MC has with Jimin!!! I hope he's giving hopeless romantic in Trouvaille, I think it's fitting for his rancher background, and his Libraness fhdksafd. I also love the visual of manly cowboy Jimin with the Hello Kitty bandaid, he probably looked down at it a bunch afterwards and blushed thinking about MC AHHHH!! The mystery gang, omg. My literal DREAM is to formulate a paranormal investigation team, ESPECIALLY with Namkook. Just having Joon's insightfulness and Jeongguk's fearlessness I think it would be absolutely perfect. I can't wait to write more about their adventures in all of the upcoming chapters!

HA SCREAMINGGGG No like she'd need a small loan of a million dollars for a Disney trip with all of them. It would be such a cute little drabble or plot arc to write though, all of them going on rides and whatnot. Or spicy hotel smut lol Lucky MC inherited that house from her grandparents, and her dad ended up being wealthy from his contributions to hybrid cardiology surgery, so she was pretty much born into deep pockets LOL... that's the beauty of fiction, we get to pretend we were born into bottomless wealth 💀

AH I'm so glad you like Alice 🥺 It was important to me that MC had other friends besides the hybrids! You need some friends to confide in, not just romantic interests, and MC's friends are supportive but also give her reality checks when she needs them. Alice is soooo real for telling her use jealousy to her advantage, considering MC is a little avoidant of confrontation LOL.

fdkasf BESTIE I'm hyung line (Namjoon ult) biased, and Trouvaille Yoongi is seriously trying to snatch me away from my other three. I, too, need him biblically, and would let him have his way with me 💀 AH the smut.... he's such a giver, definitely a soft dom 🥰 I'd dieeee too if one of the others walked in. Thankfully, they were the only two at home during that scene!

JINNIE COOKING CLASS. I love love lovedddd writing that scene, Seokjin is such husband material and especially in Trouvaille, he deserves to have fun with a new hobby 🥺 AND FINALLY ANOTHER CONFESSION!!!! Seokjin hasn't been subtle with his feelings, especially in the past few chapters, so I'm glad he was finally brave enough to fess up. MC was probably relieved that she didn't have to do it first 😭💀 AH I'm excited to see how she reacts in the next chapter hehee!

Thank you for reading the latest update and sending me all of your thoughts bestie 💜💜💜

#asks #trouvaille #dana's thoughts #🍒 anon

[sonicasura]

More Potential Highlights of Jim using his Alien Form.

1. Nari and Pesky Dust flying through the air and making the small children of Arcadia believe in fairies, specifically the tooth fairy.

2. Blinky or Aaaarrrgh sneakily picking up pieces of Swampfire and chomping the delicious bits of Jim's plant alien.

"Guys"! Shouts Jim 😥

"Eh, sorry" 😅

3. Gravattack using his powers to entertain kids, both human and Troll whelps. A fun activity at the Arcadia Observatory is having the kids make abd paint their own planets out of round styrofoam and levitating them so kids could understand planets and their orbits.

4. Jim using Gravattack to launch his allies, Kanjigar, at enemy attackers only to pull them back to safety.

5. Toby and Jim as Terraspin trying to work out a power move were Toby can ride on his friends back weilding his Warhammer.

6. Skrael threatening to freeze Steve for being a nuisance only for Jim to turn into Alien-X and giving a warning look.

7. Jim using Big Chill to create a winter wonderland in summer Arcadia, including an ice rink.

8. Jim as Echo-Echo acting as base to one of "D.J Klebs" concerts (like the Loudred from the Detective Pikachu movie)

LMAO So accurate.

Pesky Dust and Nari tend to do this quite a bit. One, it's a lot of fun. And two the look on kids' faces seeing them is worth it. If there was an influx of fairy princesses/princes then it's obvious why.

Jim just stares. He does have to clean up the pieces or damage from his forms so the Swampfire fragments being troll food is a bizarre way to do it. Also Canon Troll Jim was definitely tempted to try a piece but decides not to make the situation even weirder.

He absolutely does both with Gravattack! Kids love it whenever Jim can perform a show for them. If he has a bit of extra time, sometimes he'll perform little skits with origami. Paper dragons that float around to a paper chicken sitting on a parent's head.

When it comes to his allies, Gravattack is great at keep away. He made sure his friends knew when he's about to pull a gravity style team attack as Jim rather not have them unheroically bonk their head. If someone can't get out of the way in time then he pushes the threat away.

When it comes to combo attacks, Toby and Jim brainstorm a LOT. With Terraspin they decided to take a page from Mario and Luigi RPGs with the 'Bros Attacks'. One such example is Toby spinning alongside Jim as he holds his hammer out. Basically like a Beyblade but with a hammer taped to it.

Jim gives Skrael an alternative to get back at Steve without freezing the guy solid. If he's being annoying then toss a snowball at his face. That or dump ice cubes down Steve's shirt. Why freeze him solid when you can be a petty gremlin?

Jim does this if Arcadia gets hit with an unbearable heatwave. While Big Chill brings in the snow, Articguana sculpts various ice structures for a city wide snowball fight. He usually handles clean up once everyone has their nice cold fun.

He absolutely done a few D.J Kleb concerts as Echo Echo. Jim practically fits in the club scene and is often testing sound equipment. If Echo-Echo can't get a sound out from a certain instrument, record or item then it's confirmed broke.

One time he did mess with everyone by transmitting dumb puns and jokes through the loud speakers. You can say his Echo-Echo has a bit of gremlin to it.

#sonicasura #sonicasura answers #asks #cf8wrk4u us #trollhunters #tales of arcadia #tales of arcadia trollhunters #toa trollhunters #toa #jim lake junior #jim lake jr #james lake junior #james lake jr #omnitrix wearer!jim #ben 10 #ben 10 series #ben ten #ben ten series

[fan-therapy]

I’d like to humbly request Mikan, Kyoko, Maki, Mahiru, and Kirumi with a Male S/O with a DISTURBINGLY high pain tolerance that cares very little whenever he gets wounded. Stabbed through his hand? His face is all like:🗿 Elbow laying on a hot ass stove? Bro’s face really just went: 🗿

Male S/o with a high pain tolerance- Mikan, Kyoko, Mahiru, Peko ❣

hi! sorry this took so long. i haven't really been able to keep up with requests lately due to some personal stuff, and i had this done and ready to post and tumblr refreshed and it was gone!!!

and by the way!!! i don't write for maki or kirumi but i added someone else to make up for it ;)

warnings- wounds, specifically cuts and burns, out of character (lmk if theres more and i'll add them!)

Mikan Tsumiki 💉

-one day, you walk up to mikan, right?

-and she's all excited to see you! she's happy! until she sees a BIG ASS burn on your hand.

-her smile drops and she grabs your hand, beginning to examine the wound as she goes on and on about "how did you do this" and "why aren't you freaking out"

-as she tends to your wound, you begin to explain your pain tolerance and she is HORRIFIED.

-you end up rambling about other times you have gotten seriously injured and mikan looks like she's about to faint bro

-you're all "yeah one time i got a pencil stabbed in my arm on accident and i just-"

-and she is just SHOCKED.

Kyoko Kirigiri 🔍

-You cut your hand on accident. like you have a big ass, bleeding, horrible looking gash on your palm and you walk up to Kyoko with blood dripping down your hand.

-like, enough that she thinks you've just been stabbed.

-so she's absolutely shell-shocked and terrified, and you just ask her for a bandage.

-you ask for a bandage WHEN YOU CLEARLY NEED STITCHES.

-she just facepalms (severe underreaction, i know) and goes to grab some first aid before taking you to get stitches

-you realize WHY she's all confused, and start telling her about why you aren't freaking the hell out.

-i think she'd kind of understand? like, she also has a high pain tolerance, but not as high as you lmao

Mahiru Koizumi 📷

-mahiru turns around to look at you and just... freezes

-like, she spins around and just sees you bleeding from the hand?

-"Oh i got my hand shut in a door" you say, casually.

-and so she starts like. yelling at you because you're just nonchalantly sitting there with a terrible injury!

-she basically drags you to get some band aids and stuff, but she's still scolding you :)

-you have to wait until she stops to breathe to explain.

-and when you finally do, she just sits there until she decides to scold you more!

Peko Pekoyama 🗡

-peko also has a high pain tolerance, but when you come up to her having horribly burned most of your lower arm, she decides that mayyyyyybe this is a little extreme

-so she also tries not to react too much?

-but inside she panics?

-so she just starts fixing up the burn, DEAD SILENT so she doesn't show that she's actually terrified

-anyways, she ends up asking why you're so calm and you explain it to her and she's so damn confused

-literally justs says "what"

-yeah she would never get used to it

#mikan tsumiki #x reader #kyoko kirigiri #mahiru koizumi #peko pekoyama #how do i tag lol #dangaronpa #drv1 #drv2 #drv3

[therandompeep]

MHA Boys if (Y/N) found their collection of her merch >:))

ok, so this one only has Bakugou and Deku...yeah.. enjoy! lmao

 IZUKU sighed contently looking around his house making sure everything was in top shape before you came over for the first time after dating for about 6 months. Izuku pulled his phone out of his phone out of his pocket and looked at the time. “I got 10 minutes” he smiled then caught a glance of his clothes seeing stains and dirt plastered on them. He cringed at himself and went to him room to change only to freeze in horror. Action figures, shirts, piggy banks, anything you could think of, was YOU. Merch of you was EVERYWHERE. He quickly looked down to his phone for the time “9 minutes!?” He screeched almost dropping his phone and racing around his room to grab everything. Izuku grabbed armfuls of his collection and looked around his room trying to find a proper spot to hide his delicacies. His closet came to view as he swung the door open with his foot harshly and began to place everything down as quickly as possible without harming them. “Hey Izuku! I’m here!” Izukus body grew pale hearing (Y/N)’s voice echoing down the hall. ‘Shes 5 minutes late!’ Izuku panicked trying to think of something to say “G-Give me a sec! I gotta uh- Yeah!!” he yelled and cursed to himself. “You ok?” (Y/N) chuckled edging closer to his room. Izuku ran back and forth starting to just throw things into the closet before pulling onto a blacket he didnt notice he was standing on and fell into the closet. The loud crash alerted (Y/N) as she ran in “Izuku! What happened?” she looked around then looked down seeing his leg sticking out of his closet as the door barley held onto the frame. (Y/N) rounded the corner seeing little action figures littering Izuku’s lap, a blaket of her wrapped around his shoulders and covering his head and extra merch laying about around him. (Y/N) giggled making Izuku stiffen as she squatted down and pulled the blanket up from his face revealing Izuku with his eyes shut tightly and his face beet red. “Are you ok?” (Y/N) chuckled as he opened one eye to her hesitantly “I fell..” he said quickly not really wanting to look up to her ashamed. She pulled the blanket off him and started to take the figurines off him and inspected them. Izuku finally looked at her as she looked at his collection “Im sorry” he whispered looking to his lap “For what?” (Y/N) looked to him confused “For having so much of you, I was a big fan before we got together” he sweated realizing how creepy he must look. “Was a fan? Ouch” (Y/N) teased leaving a peck on his lips “I thought you still liked me” she smiled at him as he blushed harder looking at her completely stunned. Before he could respond, she spoke “Now get up so we could put your stuff away” she stood up giving him a hand. “You’re really not creeped out?” Izuku looked at (Y/N) confused as she bent down to pick up a hat. “Naw, you should see my collection” she winked turning away from him and placed it in his closet “hUuuUh?” Izuku drug out in disbelief before shooting off a million questions.  

BAKUGOU messed around with his keys trying to find the one that matched the lock to his door. A new collection of (Y/N) came out and he creeped out of his apartment to get it. He grumbled irritated finally fitting the right key in after a minute and pushed the door open. “AH!” (Y/N) shouted making the man jump. “Damn it you Brat! What are you even doing here?” Bakugou glared down to her, pulling the bag away from her. “I felt like pestering you” she smiled then looked to the bag “You got snacks for tonight? Give me some.” she threatened reaching over to the bag and grabbing into it. Bakugou growled, placing his hand on her face and pushed her away “No, these arent for you” he snarled as she grabbed onto his wrist and pulled her face away from his hand. “Theen what is it?” she eyed the bag as if she could through it and started smiling overly hard. Bakugou glared confused and moved the bag behind him nervously. “Come on Kasuki, no need to be afraid” (Y/N) smiled evilly before she physically started to climb him only to leave him to swat at her and shout. He walked over to the couch and threw her down on the cushions, dropping the bag a few away. Then wrapped his arms tightly around her arms and laid on top of her leaving (Y/N) to struggle. “Bakugou let go!” she laughed as he buried his face in her chest. “You’re a dick” she giggled in defeat watching Bakugou pull his head up “You done?” he smirked seeing (Y/N) drop her head and let out a dragged out groan. He leaned over and kissed her making them both smile into the kiss. Bakugou pulled away, both of them looking into eachothers eyes until (Y/N) looked over and started bursting into laughter. “What's so funny huh?” he glared playfully at her. “I never knew you were a big fan of me” she laughed out making him look at the bag seeing all the merch spread out across the floor for anyone to see. Bakugou quickly got off her and raced for the bag “I didn't see anything Brat!! Look away!” He screamed as (Y/N) fell off the couch laughing to tears.

[death2normalcy]

This post is part of a series I’m going to call ‘Why I Love Stray Kids’. Each post is going to be dedicated to a different member and is just going to be ramblings of things I love about them, because I just really love making lists and sometimes, I get bored.

Previous Posts: I.N. | Seungmin | Felix | Han | Hyunjin

This post is about Seo Changbin!

Songs I Personally Love Him In:

Sorry, I Love You; Muddy Water; Charmer; Streetlight; God’s Menu; Mirror, Mirror; Maze of Memories; Wolfgang; Miroh; My Pace

Music Videos I Love Him In:

District 9; God’s Menu; Thunderous; All In; Surfin’; 24 to 25; Maniac; Venom; Boxer; Freeze

10 Random Things I Love:

He has such a big heart and its talked about from time to time, and hinted at heavily, but it’s not always shown openly. I love that, because it means he does things behind the scenes because he wants to and he loves the boys, and not for attention or anything.

Tying into that, the way he does his best to be there for the other members, that they’ve mentioned multiple times that he’s one of the best listeners in the group. At first glance, he wouldn’t seem like he is, but he is. And the fact that he seems to know all the members so well? I love that.

Another skilled songwriter, ‘Streetlight’ is so good, and the songs he’s done for the group as a whole are also really fucking good. It’s not talked about as much as Jisung, but he’s just as talented, honestly. He just tends to learn more romantic (in a way), while Jisung tends to be more introspective. They’ve both done a variety, but the majority lean that way.

His singing voice. Him singing on ‘Masked Singer’ was stunning. I would absolutely lose my mind if he released more songs with him singing like that, solo songs. He sounds great in the group, don’t get me wrong. He even gets opportunities to sing. But I would love a solo song. (From any of them, honestly).

I’ve seen it mentioned, but I couldn’t find an official source, but the fact that he was apparently a dancer originally? But it was suggested that he try rapping, and now, he’s like....that???? HE’S SO GOOD.

Which ties into how hardworking he is. He would have to be to get to the point he’s at. Isn’t he considered the fastest rapper in kpop? At least, I’ve seen people mention it. That takes skill, which takes a lot of time and work. And he also helps produce, he helps write, like, that’s a lot.

Him and the whole dwaekki thing. I have complicated feelings on anyone referring to him as a pig, but that’s not the point I want to talk about. Just the fact that leans into the pig/bunny combo thing so much is cute.

The fact that he’s one of the ones that gets teased the most in the group. I find it hard to see groups like this pick on one member a lot (kind of like tv shows, where one character is the punching bag, I hate it), but finding out why he’s okay with it helped me see things differently. I love that he sees it as them being comfortable with him and that teasing for him is a form of affection, almost. I could never, but I love that he’s okay with it because of that. He seems to always want the members to be comfortable, and I love that.

The duality of him being this rough and tough rapper on stage, but wanting to be the cute one off stage. A lot of them have a strong duality, but Changbin’s gave me whiplash. I do think sometimes his cuteness is a bit over the top, but that’s whatever. I love it either way.

His laugh. I see people refer to him sounding like Spongebob when he laughs, which has fucked me up, but it’s still such a great laugh. Possibly my favorite next to Seungmin’s.

Let Me Be Superficial For A Moment: LMAO. Fuck. If I had to choose...actually, no, this is easy. He has the best smile out of anyone else. The way it lights up his face is gorgeous. (And his laugh, ugh. The best)

*If this is your gif and you want me to remove it, just let me know, and I will.

Two Dynamics Of His That I’m Fond Of: Chan and Lee Know. THIS WAS HARD. If I have to be completely honest, Lee Know and Hyunjin are tied for second, but I had to only pick one, and I have a soft spot for Minho and Changbin.

#Changbin #Seo Changbin #Stray Kids #skz #skz thoughts #honestly #the last four #are my personal favorites #i love all the boys #but there's something about the oldest 4 #that i'm just very fond of #also #changbin's was weirdly harder than hyunjin's #i don't know

[biaswreckingfics]

YOU BETTER FREAKING GET THIS MESSAGE BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD IF TUMBLR CRASHES ONE MORE TIME AS I TRY TO TYPE THIS OUT AND SEND IT IM GOING TO BECOME A KAREN AND ASK TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER.

which with all the spam-bot action I just might turn into a Karen.

N E WAYS.

I forgot (THANKS TUMBLR) what I was saying !! Boo tomato tomato.

I hope you are doing well! If not? I’m ready to through hands with anyone and anything, non physical world include (side eye tumblr).

Because these hands???

*insert hand hearts x 3000* I hope you have a fabulous weekend!!

Oh OH oH!!! I remember! I was going to comment how scary Lake Michigan is and how it makes such sharp ice. A great defense mechanism! But not as evolutionarily as great as the dandelion!

Have a fabulous Friday, weekend, and life! Get yourself a treat! You earned it!

Sorry I’ve been mia…I got a big girl job! :)

<3

👀👀👀 hello quaaacky lmao 😂😂 I did indeed get this message

Your gif usage is 💯💯💯 every time lol. I'm doing okay!! Pulling myself out of the funk I've been in this year (or maybe it's just because it's finally not fucking freezing outside lol). I might need backup for running my mouth on Twitter though 👀👀 you in?? Lol

Lake Michigan!! It's such a pretty thing to behold, but all of those lakes are so freaking dangerous. Personally, Lake Huron was almost my kryptonite, but I fear that's only because I haven't made it up to Superior yet 🥴🥴😂😂. What's this about dandelions, though?!?!

You got a big girl job!??!?! Yay!! I'm so happy for you!! I hope you're loving and enjoying every minute of it!! ❤️❤️❤️

#quaaacky

[class-1b-bull]

I hope you're having a great day!

Do you have headcanons for 1-B with an SO who has a mutant type quirk? One that makes them super self-conscious of their (slightly monstrous) appearance? Thank you!

Not proofread we die like men

Awase - every time you start to feel insecure he just reminds you that litterally everyone is different and they are all unique people (like you :) 10/10 comfort lmao

Sen - he will have you model for him and he shows off the pictures to anyone and everyone (cuz they gorgeous ov) and they always make you feel a bit better. :>

Kamakiri - you tell him youre insecure and hes just like "okay? And?" He doesnt care what other people look like lmao.

Kuroiro - he would want to hype you up and help you be less insecure about your mutations but hes way to shy. Anytime he tries to compliment anyone he just kinda freezes rip.

Kendo - she always reminds you that your quirk and mutations are nothing to be insecure about because its what makes you unique

Kodai - she starts to (calmly) talk about how cool she thinks your quirk and overall appearance is. Shes so sweet about it and 100% lets you talk to her about your insecurities whenever.

Komori - takes you shopping and rants to you about mushrooms so you forget your insecure. Then she brags cuz she made you forget you were feeling self conscious in the first place lmao

Shiozaki - she starts praying for you to have better self images each day. She also spends a lot of time complimenting and comforting you when youre feeling insecure.

Shishida - makes tea and just turns into your therapist. Lmao

Shoda - he has no idea how to help people that are feeling insecure. Hes not good at that kind of thing so he just hovers around you until you start to feel better.

Pony - shopping pt2. She doesnt do anything specific (other than compliment you) but she does point out your mutations in a positive way like "this top would bring out your horns" or smthn like that with a big goofy smile.

Tsubaraba - #1 hype man. He is the definition of the "haha dont cry your so sexy haha" meme.

Tetsutetsu - "but the mutations make you look manly asf..." hes also lowkey shit at comforting people but he tries.

Tokage - turns into your number 1 cheerleader. Hypes you up for everything (to the point where its almost embarrassing honestly but she means no harm <3)

Manga - he draws you a ton and shows everyone in the class saying shit like. "BAM look how cool they look!" And other stuff like that.

Honenuki - he also has a mutation quirk that he is (or at least was) insecure about so he completely understands where your coming from. He actively tries to hype you up.

Bondo - he is also very insecure about his mutations so he completely understands. He tries to compliment you often to help you feel less insecure

Monoma - he compliments you by belittling class 1-a (lowkey shit at comforting btw)

Reiko - "heres 101 reasons why your wrong..." she starts telling you how valued you are but her tone of voice makes it sound like an insult. (She means well tho <3)

Rin - he softly talks down any insecurities you have while gently rubbing your back /arm and telling you how much he (and the others) value you <3 10/10

I took a long ass nap and woke up to like 7+ asks and then I got overwhelmed and put all of them off for like 3 days sorry lmaoo

#bnha headcannons #bnha headcanons #class 1b #mha headcanons #awase yousetsu #sen kaibara #togaru kamakiri #shihai kuroiro #itsuka kendou #yui kodai #kinoko komori #ibara shiozaki #jurota shishida #nirengeki shoda #pony tsunotori #kosei tsuburaba #tetsutetsu tetsutetsu #setsuna tokage #manga fukidashi #juzo honenuki #kojiro bondo #neitomonoma #reiko yanagi #rin hiryu

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

Harry's a baby, a talented little kinda selfish but a ride or die narcissistic but I would be too little well mannered baby. I love him and you for doing the he's a handful post lmao I'd love a continuation

oh, kind anon, i’m delighted you should say so. we all deserve a continuation, really.

her majesty the royal handful, in for pt. 2

what are you going to do with that hammer, harry? and get your shoes off that chair ffs

oh okay attack us right should’ve known

*coughs like dog who just ate some grass* “sorry”

such a nice, caring friend

love you too, haz

what’s wrong, baby? did your designer glasses not protect you enough from the sun that’s getting in your face while on a boat in venice?

i'd like to call this next chapter: Menace On Stage

actually murderous???!!

bestie pick up kickboxing or summat let off steam somewhere safe

WHO DARES LOOK AT ME WHILE I TAKE A SIP OF MY BIG ASS BOTTLE ON STAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ENORMOUS ARENA??

yes, teacher. sorry, sir

this post yep

alright. what is it you want. some candy? a lolly? stop pouting, just tell us

probably mocking a fan again

guess he hates the smoke unless it’s with a certain someone

want us to come fan you, your highness?

*is wearing gorgeous blouse* “uh, first things first. i’m not gonna pretend this is comfortable, okay? it, uh, it’s not.”

guess harry lambert took note of the feedback

you better fucking get what makes you beautiful right bitch

if you make a fool of yourself in the audience you can bet he’s fucking seen it

okay so that brits interview

boops jack whitehall’s knee while he’s asking him a question, obviously

*pauses*

*gives jack unblinking stare as their drinks start to freeze over*

run jack, run

j: “we don’t condone use of psychedelics on itv, so we won’t ask you”

he’s not sorry

*stands up to wave to the host’s mother. most enthusiasm he’s shown that entire interaction*

of course he had walked off screen. of course. he’s a dramatic bitch what did you expect

comes back to scream and be the centre of attention 

HuH, how did that happen ??

this bit during an old interview. about porn of course, what else

the one where he tickles niall and smiles to the camera after achieving the desired effect like he’s on the office

you know what it feels like to get arrested, do ya, babe?

some more of that day when harry really felt like torturing the body guards

bullying world-renowned director. who hired him for first ever acting gig.

(thank you @lightssup for letting me steal your post)

*ahah genuine af smile nngnn yeah sure piers*

*ew don’t fucking touch me*

*wanker*

(this is one of those moments i remember proudly and fondly ngl)

another fragrance moment here what did the water bottle do to you harry

truly a high point to end this shitstorm on

#think we've all been reminded adequately of his true nature now he's back on tour #but it never hurts to go through the archives #my posts #love you kind anon #didn't think i'd be making a pt 2 of this anytime soon but here we are #i don't like to give my dash a break you see #as i don't like to give myself a break <3 #the royal handful #lp