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hopemikaelsongf · 3 months

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When you draw the Three of Cups, you will see three women lifting their cups up in the air in a celebration of some sort. Good times are in the air, for the three ladies have wreaths made of flowers in their hair. Wreaths are often associated with success and victory, so their happiness is well deserved.

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#three of cups & three grammys #boygenius #i am soooo annoying #to marie this is for you bitch i hope you see this! ok now time for thoughts #julien being scared of tarot but trusting phoebe and lucy anyway....#julien being hesitant about we're in love in the beginning then singing the lead on their last show... goodbye!#talk about living through it to get to this moment #also they MOVED when asked about the tattoo lol they're so passionate #the run to the stage... you can FEEL their emotions through the screen #julien baker #phoebe bridgers #lucy dacus #boygeniusedit #also #taylor swift #grammys #musiciansedit #musicians #musicianedit

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b0ydyke · 6 months

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jesus at the gay bar by jay hulme // julien baker via @\coreysabs on ig // jesus christ by brand new // solar power by lorde // boygenius via @\isabellasofia on ig // a knock on the door by james tate

#when i go to the pearly gates at the end of my years and st thomas does not ask to see my hands instead he pulls up my boygenius web weave #boygenius #los angeles #web weave #julien baker #lucy dacus #phoebe bridgers #this did something to me. Julien baker dyke of all time #halloween

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deep-fried-egg · 8 months

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Don't be a brat.

This includes: brat taming, g!p vada, Dom!vada, top! Vada, sub! R, bottom! R, fem! R, spanking, Vada cumming inside

SMUT BELOW THE CUT, MINORS DNI

"Yeah y/n. Juice wrld is 100x better than sublime." Vada said as she mindlessly scrolled through Instagram . She was sitting on the couch, feet up and legs stretched out.

"Have you even heard sublime?" Y/n asked Vada who only shrugged. "It sounds like someone just wants to be a pain in the ass. Who listens to juice wrld anyway?"

"The people that have a brain, that's who." Vada retorted back, then continued scrolling through her feed. "What do you know about people that have brains." Y/n mumbled under her breath.

"What was that?" Vada said with narrowed eyes. "Nothing, don't worry about it." Y/n answered, knowing that it would only annoy Vada further.

"That didn't sound like nothing." Vada set her phone down "If you wanna be a fucking brat I might have to fuck the attitude out of you."

"You won't," Y/n replied flatly, but didn't look up from her lap.

"Oh yeah?" Vada got off the couch and stood directly over Y/n. "Is that a dare or what?" Before Y/n could respond, Vada leaned over and gave Y/n a kiss. Y/n tensed, ready for the other girl to push her down, but instead she felt arms wrap around her waist and pull them closer. Y/n felt Vada's hand move from her hip to her ass, squeezing and massaging the area while their lips remained locked together.

"Vads... Just get to it already." Y/n said between kisses when Vada started to nip at Y/n's lower lip, eliciting a whimper of pleasure from her girlfriend."I don't like your tone, Y/n." Vada whispered in Y/n's ear before pressing another kiss against her neck. Y/n shuddered when Vada started sucking hard on her pulse point

The brunette girl moved her hands from Y/n's ass to her thighs where she pulled y/n into a tighter embrace. When Y/n let out a small gasp of air Vada took the opportunity to slide her tongue into Y/n's mouth. Y/n moaned at the sensation, allowing Vada to deepen the kiss.

"lay down on my lap brat." Vada commanded as she sat down next to me. Of course, I obliged. Immediately I did as told

Vada squeezed my ass before quickly pulling how my pants and panties so my bare ass is facing her.

"I'll only give you ten for today, but if you pull this shit ever again I'll double it." Vada threatened before giving you a harsh smack then a gentle rub.

"One." I can already feel myself getting wet...

"Two." somehow this slap was even harder than the first one, but it came with a quiet "sorry"

"Three..." This was the softest spank she's given me so far, I'm surprised she hasn't asked me if I'm still okay with this-

"Is this still okay?" Nevermind. I give Vada a quick nod before flinching from another smack.

"Four."

"Five? Yeah five." I softly smile at the fact that she forgot the number she's at.

"Six." At this point my arousal is spreading to my thighs.

"Seven, can I continue?" She asks again.

"Yes, vada it's fine now stop aski-" I get cut off by a hard smack.

"Eight." She said louder than the other numbers.

"Nine."

"Nine and a half..."

"And ten."

At this point I am dripping onto her shorts, it's fucking embarrassing that pain turns me on this much. To be honest it's not only the pain it's the fact that I can feel her hard cock pressing into me as well.

"fuck I bet you're so wet for me that I don't need to use lube..." Vada inches her hand closer and closer to my center.

"I'm not wet at all." I managed to get out right when she was about to touch my heat.

"let's see if you're lying or not even though I already know you are." Vada ran her fingers through my center and came up with an embarrassing amount of slick.

"I knew it."

"come back up on the couch. Face down, ass up." This time I did get on the couch but I didn't get into the position she wanted me in. Instead I just laid down on my back.

"Did you hear what I asked? I said face down ass up." Vada said but I didn't budge.

"Do you just want to be punished?" I still did not move.

"Move."

I realize that she wont fuck me unless I'm in that position so I gave up trying and finally moved.

"you know I'm gonna have to punish you again for that?" Vada said while rubbing the tip of her cock against my clit... I didn't even realize she took her shorts off.

"Vada..." I tried to say an entire sentence but apparently I'm not allowed to talk anymore.

"Nope. Be quiet slut." I feel vada completely pull away which causes me to whine into the cushion Vada is pressing my face into.

"Oh do you want me inside?" I nodded into the cushion but that wasn't good enough.

"Actually, you can talk... So use your words."

"Yes... please I want you so fucking bad Vada." I reached behind me trying to find her cock but she slapped my hand away and she grabbed it herself.

"No touching, got it?" With that, Vada slid her dick inside me causing me to groan loudly. I couldn't help but squirm and let out a loud moan.

"Fuck you're tight." Her fingers dug into my hips as she thrust faster and deeper into me.

"Vada...." I said again and this time she stopped moving and looked up at me. She gave me a devilish smile. "Say my name again." I swallowed thickly and looked into her eyes. "Vada...please..." This time, it sounded more like a whimper. The brunette smirked and kept fucking me.

"Where did all your brattiness go? You were arguing with me a couple of minutes ago." Vada teased before giving me one particularly rough thrust, this time causing me to moan. I clenched my teeth shut and bit my bottom lip to stifle any other noises I could make. "I like your feisty side babe, I hope you keep being a little fucking brat long enough for us to work through your bitchiness." Vada chuckled darkly as she slowly moved her hips forward causing me to tighten around her dick. She stopped and waited for a few seconds then went back to thrusting inside of me. I moaned as she began to pick up speed, thrusting harder each time. I was panting heavily, sweat forming on my forehead.

"Are you going to behave now?" Vada said, a smug smirk adorning her features.

"Uh huh." I said quietly, breathing heavily. "Good girl." she purred. As Vada continued to pump her dick into me until I neared my release... but instead of letting me cum Vada immediately pulled out.

"What the fuck?" I hissed angrily, just wanting her to make me cum as soon as possible.

"Don't complain brat. You know why I'm not letting you cum yet" Vada replied nonchalantly.

"Why?"

"Because you need to learn some manners."

"I didn't even do anything this time!" I snapped, annoyed.

"Stop talking. You're lucky I'm too horny to stop fucking you right now..." Vada said as she slammed her body back into mine before picking up her pace once again, this time leaving no space between us. My whole body shook as my nails dug harshly into the couch cushions.

"Please..." I whined in desperation as Vada increased the speed of her stroke. "Please." My voice was becoming hoarse and the pressure building up inside me became unbearable.

"Apologize for being such a fucking brat earlier."

"Sorry... for being a brat." I mumbled as tears gathered in my eyes from how uncomfortable being kept on the edge of an orgasm is. "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry." I continued to apologize over and over again as she sped up even more, causing me to cum all over her cock. Vada was about to cum as well and I could feel her tense up, I knew it was coming...

A low growl came out of Vada's throat as she pounded into me roughly and cumming deep inside of me. Vada slowly pulled out and moved away from me so I could finally lie on my back. My eyes met hers as we both breathed heavily, I ran my hand down her chest gently caressing it while she placed lazy kisses down my neck.

"You know I don't actually think you're a brat or a whore right?" Vada questioned, bringing our foreheads together.

"I know." I sighed contently as she continued to place soft butterfly kisses across my face.

" I wouldn't have gotten my way if you weren't so obedient... you're the perfect little sub, don't ever forget that." Vada whispered in my ear before kissing me deeply.

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ymdslf · 6 months

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when phoebe bridgers said i want to believe, instead i look at the sky and i feel nothing you know i hate to be alone i want to be wrong and when lucy dacus said you don't owe him shit even if he said you did and when julien baker said maybe it's all gonna turn out alright and i know that it's not but i have to believe that it is

#phoebe bridgers #lucy dacus #julien baker #chinese satellite #thumbs #appointments #boygenius #am i mentally ill? yes why do you ask #lucy dacus thumbs #julien baker appointments #also like the entirety of kyoto #and like everything julien has ever written

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ckerouac · 1 year

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I want to know how Phoebe went about getting Jamie to come to Roy’s party. Did she craft a very glitter invitation? Did she and her mom show up at the club at a time when they knew Uncle Roy wasn’t there and ask a very underpaid member of the office staff to let them see Jamie Tartt? Did that staff member call Leslie and Leslie was all to eager to do this favor for Roy’s niece? (Is Phoebe Diamond Dog-adjacent? Diamond Puppy?)

So did Jamie get called up to Leslie’s office only to find Phoebe grinning madly and handing him the glitter invitation and listening as she explained the importance of Uncle’s Day and how it was a gifts required type of holiday and since he’s Uncle Roy’s best friend he has to come?

Did Jamie accept the invitation immediately and secretly preen a bit that Roy talks about him a lot? And since when did he start caring that Roy likes him enough to talk about him? Since when are he and Roy FRIENDS?

But if Phoebe says so it must be true. The glitter invitation is proof.

He orders the jersey ten minutes after Phoebe leaves, giggling about Roy’s reaction as he does. Because they’re friends.

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #jamie's arc is phenomenal *chef's kiss*#and I just need Phoebe asking him in person

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chronicallyclem · 6 months

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How about FP and Marceline vibing? I bet they'd be great friends :)

I feel like they absolutely could have been good friends :) this was fun! I love doing these

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lunar-years · 1 year

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Ok but how did Phoebe contact Jamie to invite him to uncles day? Did she email him? Slide into his dms using her hot moms Twitter account? Accost him in the Richmond parking lot? I need answers

I truly think Jamie has met Phoebe before (because of course he has, he hangs out with Roy all the time. Roy is constantly talking about him to the point where Phoebe has no choice but to assume Roy would want him there with him on the best holiday of the year). And therefore he has at least briefly met Phoebe's mother in past.

So probably, Roy gave Jamie's number to his sister just in case, because I like to think Roy gets paranoid over insane scenarios he's made up in his head and convinced himself could absolutely definitely happen, and Jamie is low-key his emergency contact now, and it spirals from there. Roy's brain at 3:00 a.m. while he’s getting ready to go over to Jamie's house, running non-stop like: "but what if my sister needs to call me about something urgent that's happened to Phoebe but I'm unreachable because my knee gave out while Jamie and I were jogging by the Thames and when I went down my phone flew out of my pocket and shattered along the concrete and when Jamie was helping me up he accidentally kicked it into the water? So then when she can’t reach me my sister tries to call Keeley, but of course Keeley's not up because it's 5:00 a.m. so she also misses this important call...but wait!...who do I always happen to be with who also happens to be attached at the hip to his cell phone and would never ever miss a call?" and that is how he gruffly slides his sister Jamie Tartt's cell phone number written on a slip of paper in his terrible chicken-scratch and tells her to put it in her phone contact list strictly for emergencies.

Roy's sister of course recognizes the power she wields here and abuses it immediately. amen.

#also he tells Jamie his thinking behind this in complete earnestness one morning after the uncle's day party and Jamie just LOSES IT #Jamie immediately: 'what would possibly be wrong with Phoebe at 5:00 in the morning that would start all of that off Roy?'#and roy answers with something completely stupid and inane like 'well what if she wakes up with a nosebleed?'#Jamie: 'a...nosebleed? Roy do you hear yourself mate? Roy you need psychiatric help. Roy.'#i can see it all so clearly in my head #the fact that this isn't canon but very well COULD be canon.....#you know.....#roy kent #jamie tartt #royjamie #roy x jamie #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #asks

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your-blorbos-are-queer · 24 days

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phoebe spengler from ghostbusters is genderfluid (headcanon) and lesbian (implied)

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jamietwat · 2 months

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Jamie and Roy spending ridiculous amounts of time together and Phoebe knowing about it definitely means that Jamie’s around Phoebe a lot more in the off-season when she’s off school and Roy’s off work but still being Jamie’s personal trainer for free (and she definitely likes bossing Jamie around just as much as Roy does and finds the ridiculous shit Roy makes him do hilarious)

And you know that thing where kids love to randomly go watch this, I can do a somersault or want to see me do a cartwheel? and then you just have to awkwardly stand there and be like wow whether they actually can do them or not (and sometimes several times in a row have to try to think of something new to say the fifth time they do the exact same thing and then look to you for a reaction)

I’m just saying at some point they’re in some park and Phoebe definitely pulls a look how good I’m getting at cart wheels, Uncle Roy! around Jamie at some point and while Roy just stands there like 🧍‍♂️ and gives compliments that gradually get more and more deadpan and debates turning it into saying how much more impressive that is than anything Jamie’s done all morning but he doesn’t because he’s 90% sure that would just lead to Jamie getting all indignant and competitive and proving he can cartwheel too as if Roy isn’t already annoyingly aware of that from when he was dying trying to keep up with Jamie in Amsterdam while he was cartwheeling and practically skipping

But obviously Roy not saying anything doesn’t matter anyway and Jamie turns it into being like watch this to Phoebe and cartwheeling too and turning to Roy after like well go on, tell me how good I am at that too

Roy deadpans somehow it’s far less impressive watching a grown man cartwheel for attention. It’s just sad, really

But Jamie isn’t offended at all and just shoots Roy an obnoxious smirk and insists you’re just saying that because you know you couldn’t do one. Even trying would probably end with you needing a hip replacement or something

But before Roy can even properly argue or say something bitchy back, Jamie’s turning back to Phoebe with a how about this then? But even though it’s her he asks, it’s Roy he looks to the moment he finishes running a few steps and doing a one-handed cartwheel

And Jamie’s like well now are you impressed??? And god, Roy resents that he is and he could make a dig about how useless of a skill it was as an adult and how that wouldn’t accomplish anything on the pitch and he’d just look like one of the kids that picks flowers on the pitch instead of playing or even paying attention to where the ball is, but instead he rolls his eyes and says yeah okay

And Jamie beams but he doesn’t have time to properly gloat and give Roy shit because Phoebe’s already bossing him around telling him that he has to teach her how to do that too

#I’ve been debating putting this in one of my fics for months and still may #Meanwhile if Keeley saw Jamie cartwheel for attention and praise she’d be like I never know what to do when a grown man does a cartwheel in #front of me…#Keeley would be underwhelmed watching Jamie do a cartwheel but also 100% would attempt one and join in if Phoebe asked her to #Phoebe definitely got into football because of Roy #But I could also see her getting into gymnastics too because of Jamie indulging her and being just as eager to do the same little kid tricks #And then she sees someone else on the team do a flip showing off and them all arguing over whether they could do a flip too if they tried #And attempting with various results and she’s like well I want to be able to do a flip too and talks her mom #into signing her up for gymnastics and then talks Jamie’s ear off about her gymnastics class and the little kid tea from it because he’s #sure to match her energy and buy into it like he always does #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Phoebe O’Sullivan #Ted Lasso #RoyJamie #Mine #I don’t have the energy or brainpower to reread this as usual so enjoy the typos and whatever autocorrect changes things too 😂

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ladysansalannister · 2 months

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i’m tired of asking to settle the debt

dear john, taylor swift/wishbone, richard siken/i just don’t think that you like me that much anymore, leith ross/savior complex, phoebe bridgers/wishbone, richard siken/just one yesterday, fall out boy/moon song, phoebe bridgers

#web weaving #richard siken #taylor swift #phoebe bridgers #fall out boy #heartbreak #i’m tired of asking to settle the debt #words #lyrics #poem #musicians #made by me

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mitskijamie · 2 months

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So like, can we all admit that Roy is gay? actually, I have a fan in the works that is about if Roy got injured earlier in his career and so Jamie falls in love with this YouTuber, whose face you never see that makes meals for his niece. ( spoiler it's soft openly gay Roy, because he's been retired for a few years and all he really does is make those YouTube videos and be a full-time caregiver to his niece.)

WAIT THIS IS CUTEEEE

please tag me if you ever post this!!! Gay Roy is literally so dear to me

#ask #royjamie #even better if he does voiceovers swearing a shit ton while making cute little meals for Phoebe

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deep-fried-egg · 24 days

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Jenna Ortega characters and what they do when you are in the shower with them 😘

Vada:

You already KNOW what she does. She begs and begs for you to just touch her until you do.

Tara:

6/10 it’s just a normal shower to save water. + after the attacks her hand didn’t quite work right so she needed a little help with washing herself.

Wednesday:

You are NOT showering with her

Camila:

Well… when you were locked up with her she had to shower with you anyway. You weren’t allowed to do anything since there were other people… sad.

Cairo:

She just wants to save water. Barely anything ever happens when you shower together, unless there’s a bigger reason.

Lorraine:

Maybe some kisses here and there… maybe a little touching. Nothing much.

Phoebe:

Are you serious? You’re ABSOLUTELY fucking in there.

#eggsub thoughts #ask #vada cavell x reader #jenna ortega x reader #lorraine day x reader #wednesday addams x reader #camila montes x reader #phoebe atwell x reader #cairo sweet x reader

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my-name-is-apollo · 3 months

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Tfw your headcanon is backed by an actual source

Apollo (Phoebus) is named after his grandma 🥹

#Phoebe #Apollo #idk how I even missed this when reading the Eumenides #I mean I remember Phoebe gifting the oracle to Apollo #but completely missed the other detail SOMEHOW #but anyway #don't ask Phoebe what she gave Artemis on her birthday #apollo info #mine

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oflights · 7 months

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I’d love to know your top 5 drarry cliches!

ahh thank you, phoebe! i love this.

harry's chest monster. an essential ingredient in drarry soup, imo

sectumsempra scars of course!!! i love how they're probably not even canon but like utterly ubiquitous and necessary. which makes sense: sectumsempra is probably one of the worst canon emotional cockblock (specifically the aftermath of it, when harry's response to nearly killing someone is to be mad about quidditch and go get a girlfriend about it, god jkr was dumb. perhaps unintentionally, that response is probably the most compelling evidence for harry one day becoming a wizard cop!) so we all need harry to feel some feelings about it.

returning the hawthorn wand. i admit that i do some mental editing whenever harry's like "oh yeah i forgot i had this and just tossed it in a drawer, you can have it back if you want" it has to be a MOMENT !!!

nightmares/sleeping better when the other's around, especially if that's the first form of intimacy.

when they're not friends but just can't leave each other alone. is that a cliche?? like even when there's no reason to be in each other's business, they try to find reasons to be because they "hate" each other. or when they haven't seen each other in a while, see each other again, and have to know everything about each other immediately, rapidly becoming obsessed, etc.

#asks #phoebe-delia #ask meme #top 5 lists #this one wound up being hard!!#because there are tropes (and i have another ask for those i'm psyched about it)#and there are cliches #and a good number of drarry cliches actually drive me insane lol

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mollyollypuddingpolly · 1 month

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do not listen to “snow angel” by renee rapp and think about phoebe/melody. just don’t

I mean, you know I did.

Ouch...

#phoebe spengler #melody ghostbusters frozen empire #ugh i need more of the two of them #phoebe x melody #asks

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s-sunday-girldyke · 3 days

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The ghostbusters asks storyline>>>>>>>>>>

#ghostbusters #phoebe spengler #ghostbusters frozen empire #ghostbusters afterlife #melody ghostbusters #podcast ghostbusters #pheobe spengler #trevor spengler #lars pinfield #ask blogs #ask blog

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