#atsushi is oblivious as fuck as always

[ssaraexposs]

Lucy my dear Lucy

#lucy is one the most relatable characters #just like atsushi #she really is a simp #i love her so much #lucy my girl i will protect you #atsushi is oblivious as fuck as always #kyouka is so done with them #lucy best girl #lucy is underrated #bsd #bsd manga #lucy maud montgomery #bungo stray dogs #atsulucy #atsushi nakajima #lucy is so smitten #atsushi is one lucky man #the jinko can pull ;) #atsushi harem

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

When you kneel against them but for a different reason

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi X Fem!Reader

Genre: Crack, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Suggestive content, mentions of giving head but only mentions, implied throat fucking

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: Saw a Haikyuu version of this and said why not? :) 

↳Osamu Dazai

This bitch

He's so full of himself, always teasing you whenever he gets a chance

It's time for the tables to turn :D

You were looking for a chance to give him a taste of his own medicine, and when you see him standing up to get himself a bottle of soda from the agency's fridge, You follow him trying to act all oblivious and innocent.

So when he takes the soda out and turns around, he's faced with your sweet but perhaps naughty smile, as you slowly kneel in front of him while your eyes are locked with each other.

A grin appears on his face, and he puts the soda back in the fridge without even turning his back to you.

"My my belladonna! I didn't know you were this greedy for my attention. But shouldn't we wait till we're in private?"

He bends a little just to gently rub his thumb on your bottom lip, and that's when you tilt your head to the side, and look at him pretending to be dumbfounded.

"What are you talking about Osamu? I'm just hiding from Kunikida because I accidentally spilled coffee on his paper!"

Yeah, sure; for fucks sake.

Dazai stares at you for a few seconds with a shocked impression, then his smirk becomes slyer. "Oh? Is that so?" "Yeah! Why? What were you thinking?" "Ha!"

Lmao

His hand reaches out for you again, but landing on your hair this time, caressing it softly.

"Well played Bella, well played; now let's go somewhere more private so you can hide from Kunikida properly; perhaps the storage room? I mean, Kunikida will be even more displeased if he catches us like this and we don't want that, do we?"

Congratulations! You have got yourself a Throat fucking session🚶🏻‍♀️

↳Atsushi Nakajima

You played this prank on him at the mall cause you know his not into sex in public and even the idea will make him a blushing mess.

So when you take a look at yourself in the mirror wearing the jeans Atsushi suggested you to try on, you though of this as the perfect opportunity and call out to him.

"Honey? Will you come here for a sec?" "Inside? ok..."

The next thing you hear is A Small rap on the door and him asking if he can come in, and after getting your approval he slowly walks in, shutting the door behind him as he smiles at how much that jean looks good on you.

"So? What do you think?" You spin around just to give him a proper view of your hips that were even more explicit now that you were wearing that tight pants, and it made him wonder what would you do if he'd unintentionally rip those gorgeous pants apart?

Since Atsushi is a pure man, he decided to keep his dirty thoughts for when you too become alone, but the poor guy has no idea that you have other plans for him.

When you notice how worked up he was from that one move you made, you knew it was the perfect time. So you slowly take a steps toward him, and finally kneel againts him while forming your lips into a sly smirk.

Oh boy he's shocked🚶🏻‍♀️

"y-y/n? right now? I- " He looks so flustered while uttering these words that you cant help but to feel bad for him; but as you all know, pranksters don't back down.

But the thing is that he didn't straightforwardly say no🚶🏻‍♀️

"Right now what? I'm just trying to see how stretchable the jeans can be!"

Congratulations you have successfully broke the man :D

He's so embarrassed. Sooooo sooooo much embarrassed.

Literally just avoids your gaze as he mumbles "O-ok, then I'll be outside w-wating for you to finish" and leaves immediately, covering his face from the blush that was starting to spread out on his skin.

Please give him the head he deserves when you get home (^人^)

↳Chuuya Nakahara

He's dangerous I personally don't recommend this🚶🏻‍♀️

But for the sake of our evil minds let's go.

You see this park on tiktok when you see him going straight to the shower after coming home from a really long day at work, you kinda feel bad about doing it but not enough to let you back down 🚶🏻‍♀️

So when he comes out of the shower and goes to the kitchen to pour himself a glass of wine; you slowly approach him; and when he looks at you curiously, you suddenly fall on your knees wearing that dirty, familiar smile.

Oh boy

His lips curls up into a smirk as he take a sip of his wine, and bits his bottom lip.

"You always know what I need, don't you doll? You're so g-" "Found it!"

You excitedly show him the ring he bought you for your birthday and chuckle. "I was so worried Chuu! I thought I lost it! You know how much I love- Why are you looking at me like that?!"

The dude is stunned help.

His face heats up from humiliation as he gives you a death stare and avoids your gaze.

"What?" "Nothing" "Omg Chuuya did you think-" "I said nothing y/n!"

You know what to do if you wanna wipe that pout off his face ;)

Reblogs are appreciated :>

#bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd imagines #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs headcanons #bsd headcanons #dazai x reader #atsushi x reader #chuuya x reader #chuuya imagines #atsushi imagines #dazai imagines #chuuya headcanons #atsushi headcanons #dazai headcanons #dazai x you #dazai x y/n #chuuya x you #chuuya x y/n #atsushi x you #atsushi x y/n #AshTheMadWriter

[scriveyner]

always summer #6

always summer #6: spanking | bungou stray dogs |👿🐯 | #kinktober 🔞| ~1300 words

Atsushi leaned against the rail that ran along the edge of the loft, arms folded slightly over its edge. “Dazai-san is wearing bandages in the hot tub,” he reported in a disapproving manner, able to see them both through the windows that lined the back of the cabin. Akutagawa stepped around the wall that separated the sleeping area from the bathroom, wearing a towel around his shoulders that he had clearly been using to dry his hair—and nothing else. Atsushi’s head nearly came off from the speed of his double-take.

Continue on ao3 or:

“Sometimes I’m not entirely convinced there’s anything actually under the bandages,” Akutagawa said thoughtfully, as if oblivious to his nudity.

That was a conspiracy theory Atsushi could get behind—if he’d even heard what Akutagawa had said in the first place. He was a tiny bit preoccupied staring at Akutagawa’s damp, pale skin, the sharp planes of his body, and a few delicate white scars.

“Uh,” Atsushi said, his head having emptied of every single thought.

Akutagawa snorted in clear amusement; skin still flushed from his shower. Atsushi watched him walk toward the bed and was compelled to follow, hands catching Akutagawa’s waist and pressing himself against Akutagawa’s back, amazed that he was allowed to touch and not just look.

“They’ll be outside for a while,” Akutagawa murmured as Atsushi kissed along his neck, tasting his skin. He brushed his palms inward, flat over the ridge of Akutagawa’s hips, but before they could drift further south Akutagawa caught his hands by the wrists and removed them, turning in Atsushi’s arms and ending up nose to nose with him.

Atsushi wet his lips, but Akutagawa caught his chin, his other hand resting flat against Atsushi’s chest, fingers slightly curled in the material of his shirt. “I want you naked,” Akutagawa said in that same soft, commanding tone, “and spread out on the bed under me.”

Atsushi’s mouth went dry. Akutagawa smirked and kissed him almost chastely, a brief peck on the lips before slipping out of his arms and back, clearly waiting for Atsushi to comply.

He was naked in record time, almost tripping over himself with his shorts tangled around his ankles as he threw himself on the bed, turning over just as Akutagawa followed, knee to the mattress and palm slamming into the sheets beside Atsushi’s head. His heart was beating so hard he was surprised that Akutagawa couldn’t see it trying to escape his chest as he leaned down and kissed Atsushi again, deeper this time, with more intent.

Akutagawa went south, slowly, lazily kissing patterns down Atsushi’s chest. Atsushi caught his fingers in Akutagawa’s hair only once—and Akutagawa bit him, teeth closing tight over the sensitive nub of his nipple, and Atsushi’s hips rose off the bed. “Fuck, Akutagawa, please,” Atsushi panted, cock drooling against his belly and just begging to be touched.

He shuddered at the breath that Akutagawa let out just shy of the root, and Akutagawa raised his head, face flushed. “Turn over,” he instructed, and Atsushi said something quite inventive he’d learned from Chuuya.

“Naughty.” Atsushi could hear the smirk in Akutagawa’s tone, and then Akutagawa smacked his ass once as he settled on his stomach. It sent a thrill straight up his spine, tail thrashing the air instantly. This was clearly unexpected, and Akutagawa grabbed his tail, sliding his hand up to where it emerged from the base of his spine, fur vanishing into flesh. “What is this?” he said, tugging lightly, and Atsushi shuddered, rutting his hips into the mattress.

This new development clearly sidetracked Akutagawa’s initial mission. Atsushi clawed a pillow to his face as Akutagawa swatted him again, still holding him firmly by the base of the tail; it was barely in time to stifle the absolutely obscene noise he made. “No pillow,” Akutagawa said and slapped his ass harder.

Atsushi twisted his head back and let out a throaty noise neither of them had ever heard him make before. He panted, and Akutagawa smirked at him, obviously delighted by this new discovery.

He came on the eighth swat, shaking, tears streaming down his face as he shredded the pillow with his claws. His too-sensitive cock dragged against the bunched-up sheets beneath him as he rocked in place, and Akutagawa rubbed his hand up Atsushi’s side, over his scars.

“Good boy,” Akutagawa murmured as he kissed up Atsushi’s spine, dragging his own cock over the heated, reddened flesh of Atsushi’s backside. Atsushi groaned as Akutagawa rubbed against him, looking for better friction, cockhead leaving streaks of fluid over his skin.

“Here, put your legs together,” Akutagawa grunted, and Atsushi shifted underneath him, squeezing his thighs together and creating a tight space for Akutagawa to thrust shallowly into.

Atsushi panted into the sheets as Akutagawa’s hot breath brushed over the back of his neck, his cock rubbing up just under his balls, each ragged thrust sending tingles up his spine. He could feel Akutagawa’s heartbeat pressed to his back, as snare drum quick as his own, and when he finally came Akutagawa bit him lightly, coating the inside of his thighs. Atsushi shuddered, his own cock jerking weakly but not quite there again, yet.

“Well,” Akutagawa shifted, panting hoarsely. Atsushi’s tail had vanished from between them, and he brushed his palm over the curve of Atsushi’s ass, pressing a slick finger against his original objective. “I guess we’ll save this prize for later, hm, weretiger?”

Atsushi let out a small rumble of encouragement, and Akutagawa slipped his finger inside. Atsushi shuddered at the intrusion. “Fuck,” Atsushi breathed, and Akutagawa rubbed his other hand over Atsushi’s hip, pressing his finger in deeper.

“Easy,” he murmured, as Atsushi tensed. “Relax, weretiger. Let me…”

Akutagawa moved his finger slightly, pressed in deeper, crooked it—and then Atsushi let out a deep shudder, his cock twitching as he moaned into the pillow. “There it is,” Akutagawa said, prize located, as he rubbed his finger over that sweet spot again and again. “Come again for me, weretiger.”

Atsushi shook, clearly on the verge, and then they both heard the door from the back porch balcony open, and faintly arguing voices that echoed from the main room to the loft. Akutagawa glanced back over his shoulder, not that they could be seen from the main floor, and then without mercy worked his second finger in, pressing them both against that same spot.

Atsushi curled around the pillow he’d pretty much destroyed, screaming into it as his cock spurted, soaking the sheets beneath him for a second time. Akutagawa laughed against his skin, pulling his fingers free as Atsushi kicked at him, still shaking with the aftershocks.

There hadn’t even been a pause in the conversation below, something about geese, Atsushi wasn’t entirely sure because his face was still buried in the pillow and flushed red down to his chest. By the time he rolled onto his side, Akutagawa was sitting on his knees in the sheets and looking entirely too pleased with himself.

He glared at Akutagawa, as the faint threads of conversation faded and vanished behind the door to the master bedroom below.

“They didn’t hear you,” Akutagawa said, smug painted all over his features. “Clearly I shall have to try harder to make you scream.”

“Dick,” Atsushi winged his pillow at Akutagawa and then flopped onto his back, chest heaving. After a moment Akutagawa joined him, lying on his side beside Atsushi, and Atsushi sighed, pulling Akutagawa close. “You’re an asshole.”

“I made you come screaming twice without even using my dick, the least I deserve is a thank you, weretiger.”

Atsushi rolled them both, pinning Akutagawa under him and kissing him roughly. “Thanks enough?” he asked when he finally let Akutagawa up for air.

“Maybe a bit more,” Akutagawa said and pulled him back down into another kiss.

#bungou stray dogs #kinktober #sskk #shin soukoku #lemony fresh

[aroacesigma]

do you have any sigzai hcs (or just hcs about sigma or dazai separately)

you're going to regret asking this . headcanons under the cut cause im gonna feel annoying otherwise . most of them are what i headcanon as happening like post canon in a nice world where everyone is alive and happy lol

sigzais <3

ok so to me they are THE transmasc qpps ever . i might be projecting a little but both dazai and sigma are both so transmasc to me. on one hand you have sigma who wears 10 billion shirt layers and a long ass coat and goes on and on about being an ordinary man, and then on the other hand you have dazai who also wears clothes like that and bandages over his chest

hc sigma as oriented aroace with ???? orientation . hes just very confused . theyre so confused . and dazai as bi aroacespec and not particularly averse to any stuff just doesnt feel the attraction most of the time

poor sigma has spent all this time around fyolai like 'god why the fuck are people like this' and then he meets dazai and is like ohhhhhhh. oh .

when sigma joins the ada (and they will u mark my words) him and dazai end up sharing an apartment

at first dazais excited because maybe he wont be living off horrible cooking

unfortunately sigma also cannot cook for shit . he fucking sucks . legitimately the only thing he can cook is cookies in a packet mix .

sigma is unfortunately going through the same phase that kids of controlling parents go through when they finally get freedom, which is making a bunch of stupid decisions . dazai , being the wonderful boyfriend he is, is encouraging all the dumb decisions because he thinks its funny

most of their dates is just going to cafes because sigma has the worlds most horrendous sweet tooth and sigma has no moral objections to guilt tripping him into it

despite being pretty bad at it themself, sigma has a tendency to hit dazai with a pillow until he takes care of himself

vice versa dazai will be a distracting little bitch and wont stop if he thinks sigma is overworking himself

sigma

he/they sigma is so real to me btw just need everyone to know this . they like messing around with neos as well sometimes i think

even though he's pretty much always tired , isnt really a huge fan of coffee , definitely prefers really fancy tea and energy drinks

decided to run with the whole purple thing cause of his hair , abolutely loves the colour. anything he owns is purple if they can get it .

smiles all happy while listening to music in a way that makes you think its something nice . its not . his only musical requirements are loud and screaming to drown out the Anxiety™

not my headcanon but i saw someone say once that they headcanon that occasionally people get an uncanny valley kinda vibe from looking at him cause of his weird origins and honestly i think thats pretty interesting

very happy to join the ada . not quite as impressed by the paycheck .

like , really not impressed by the paycheck . theyre struggling with the dwindling clothes budget . i can totally see him trying to decide whether he wants dinner or new earrings . and probably picking the earrings .

they get along with everyone at the agency really well . a few people dont really trust him straight up but atsushi and dazai vouching for him shuts that down relatively quickly

he gets along the best with atsushi

they have a friendly rivalry with kunikida . agency productivity going straight up just because those two keep trying to outdo each other

dazai

100% has multiple troll accounts online . he enjoys being a menace . not in the mean way , in the absolutely fucking infuriating kind of way

remained in denial (or more oblivious really) about being trans until he was 16 because he asked chuuya if everyone felt like that one time and chuuya was like well yeah (also trans and stupid)

on a related note (this one is kind of about dazai and chuuya but it still counts) mori was kind of like ohhh teenage boys are so much easier to deal with right ? kouyou decided it was best not to inform him that hrt gives you mood swings .

adhd. adhd. adhd.

hes a candy crush mum . its a problem .

eats everyone at the ada's food . but he doesnt eat the whole thing he'll just take a bite . its high up on kunikidas 'things that make me want to string dazai up by his legs and attach him to a ceiling fan' list

has been known to send 12 yr olds graphic violent death threats after losing to them in video games

he has the music taste of a 14 yr old cishet girl . i will let you decide what that entails .

my deepest apologies for making you read all this but i love them both dearly and i have lots of Thoughts

#asks #dreamsicle262 #sigzai #sigma #dazai #ramblings #headcanons i like

[secretcasanova]

hey, just recently found your blog and i gotta say your writing is nice!

tho idk if ur request box is open but if so, can i have a hc with chuuya, dazai, aku and atsushi with a yandere!s/o ? since its always been those yandere dazai this yandere chuuya that, yandere aku(?) there yadda yadda yadda

im looking forward for your future blogs!

(p.s i cant ask you anonymously for some reasons and im also new </3)

BSD Boys with an GN!S/O who is a Yandere

Characters: Atsushi Nakajima, Osamu Dazai, Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, Chuuya Nakahara

Word Count: 5398K

Warnings: Slight Spoilers about Dazai(Chuuya's Part), Manipulation, Gaslighting, Slight Descriptive Gore(?), Guilt Trip, Possessiveness, Physical Abuse, Stalking, Toxic Relationship technically, Slightly Suggestive(Aku's Part)

Author's Note: Hello there! glad to see that you enjoyed the fic that I made yesterday and of course my ask box is open! I was supposed to send it early but my dum dum forgor and ended up being on my drafts for a long while(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Again, I apologize if some of them may be OOC, and I also tried to spice things up on the readers part by making them "act differently" towards to them- and all... If you know what I mean. Anyways I hope you enjoy this HC!

Atsushi Nakajima

You were an uninteresting individual, you rather not waste anything in the name of feelings and love. You were devoted to the Guild and nothing else till one day, the Weretiger came in which he hesitated to fight you at first but ended up engaging so, all due to your pierce nature? No that's not the point.

After the Guild was lost, Lucy took you in with her in the Cafe Uzumaki unknowingly that it's also part of the ADA, just as you think, fate has given you another chance to interact with this boy and you should not fuck things up.

All those blank expressions, all those dull eyes of yours, and your unexpressive gestures — all came crashing down, now tainted with vibrant colors and warmth thanks to him, now you felt more alive than ever as you decided that you need this light, all for yourself, and only for you.

You were much more outgoing and bright than your OLD self, you learned how to blend in within the crowds, you learned how to fake a smile - a little conversation of you and him made something sparked on his heart and eventually drew closer and close to you.

Atsushi is rather... Naïve. That's what makes it so easy for you to keep him around you- even stopping his impulsive moments? Oh, please! You can just boost his confidence whenever you can in any way possible. While he only fought you, never did anything and that's it, but to you he saved your whole uneventful life. You were willing to do so much more for him the moment he gets to be with you

You even fell faster for him than the lightning could even strike on the ground, his determination... You sure do love that sight of a moment!

To anyone else, you two were such a lovely couple and to you, as it should be. Atsushi was such a lovely doll for you.

Kyouka however, doesn't entirely likes you and your behavior towards to him. That excessive obsession- she even caught you once that Atsushi was at the verge of his limit, saying that 'maybe if you tried hard enough to not let one of the others lives slip again, this wouldn't happen my love.'

Dazai already knew this, him and Kyouka were the main obstacles, the main course the moment they got your intentions all figured out, while the rest of the others remained oblivious to this tense situation happening around you.

Which Kyouka attempted to convince Atsushi that you shouldn't be with YOU. Thats unacceptable right? Dazai wouldn't directly act on this situation not until it's getting too dire for Atsushi's own good. Which he is now doing so

Atsushi does think that your controlling nature is a little bit too much, which of course you tried to reason with him that you only wanted the best for him, but you did try to tone it down or otherwise you might accidentally break your own darling, to the point he's not longer expressive to anything else.

Oh! There was even a woman who has an intention to flirt with your man? Like a awkward wreck he was, he tried to say that he's already with someone else's while the other didn't bought that reasoning. Being a responsible and endearing lover you are to him you had stepped right into the scenario, with an underlying threats on your light hearted statement while wrapping your arms around his shoulder, now patting it. Though the wan had scurried away after and checked up on him if he was still uncomfortable and tense about it, which you decided to take him out by taking on a stroll or buy him something, just for him to enjoy the things and even cherish every moment that you do for him. (After work that is)

...?

The moment he arrived in the Agency, Kyouka wasn't there and so is Dazai, and the controversy was heard within the agency office with Kunikida talking about this problem with his other colleagues, as he came in asking what was going on, only to be greeted with a dreadful news about Kyouka going missing and Dazai has been now confined in their Agency's infirmary, has been ambushed by some professionals.

He didn't take this ever so lightly, the poor boy had a break down thinking he wasn't there to protect him, he wasn't there early to look after for his superior or even Kyouka as he remained silent throughout the entire day until both of your works are now done, you already knew the reason why he was so silent but you still shot a question, you two were left uninterrupted for now. No more obstacles to come and ruin your plans.

While the two of you were walking home altogether with your hand squeezing his, now rubbing his knuckles as a little sigh escaped from your lips, maybe doing these kinds of scenarios would be risky and even made him sad- it made your heart ache. But again, it was for the best of him.

"Do... you want to talk about it once we get back, love?" Your voice coo'ed, you were aware that he was so saddened by the news of this while he temporarily stayed silent for a brief second before nodding his head, with that weak energy, all he can do is to do that while couldn't be able to muster up a courage to speak as of now. "Don't worry, I'll make you a hot cocoa if that's what you want as well, stay with eachother and cuddle all night- I'm sure they're strong enough, so have some hope."

Those sweet little lies of yours, has an poisonous meaning underneath that one certain word of yours, all you wanted was for him to be happy for now, at least you don't have anything else to worry as of now. Hiring a professional gang to inflict harm on Dazai, then take Kyouka to somewhere else where or even give her back to the Port Mafia on a meantime, something that Kouyou would enjoy even if both factions had already made a deal regarding to her. And that lady that talked to Atsushi? absolutely unforgivable. To think that she can just walk away after HARASSING your precious light of your life? She was found six feet under somewhere else, but not in the cemetery because she does not deserve to have a goddamn coffin with both of her arms cutted off, just for the safety measure she wouldn't broke out or anything(not that she could anyway). You were nice enough to spare his superior and that little because he was attached to them right to the extent, but he doesn't have the same attachment to them as yours, you were clearly the first one to be prioritized before those two.

But you didn't want him to entirely break either, he was the sunshine to anyones life despite being scolded on and on, you even wished to put a duct tape on Kunikida's mouth regarding to the stories that Atsushi told you about, but all what matter is that you can have Atsushi by your side, all undisturbed by their commotion.

"Sounds good...! I just want to cuddle with you- for now at least..." That... Little smile on his face, you definitely knew that he was lucky to have someone like you, there was no other girls like you to be this caring as you are.

You are a moth, and he was the light. But you'd do anything even if it's taking too far, even if he could burn you on accident you will always love him unconditionally.

Osamu Dazai

Knowing what he is for- a flirtatious suicidal mummy who is a gravely whole nightmare to the enemies, but has a good beneficial to the allies. The last thing you'd want is to get caught by this cunning man, ever.

But that doesn't mean you aren't sly enough to step up your games, anything for your darling. There was a lot of times where you nearly got caught by him, but saved yourself by those vicious cover up lies.

To be more specific, the only reason why he was over the heels for you is that, YOU pretended to be the type of person who is hard to get, he took this bait of yours and thought of it as a challenge unknowingly, because you were unpredictable from that time- he wanted to know MORE about you as you kept on reeling him with your mysterious tendencies. And you are aware that this man isn't that vulnerable either so you took the other route for extra precautions, after all you only wanted him to be all yours, and nobody else's despite his damned nature.

There was definitely a time where he flirted with one of the clients just to make you jealous, needless to say your facade almost slipped, almost revealed your true nature- it's possessiveness. As much as you hate seeing him with the other girls or people even, you still had the will to hold yourself back. But do not worry, you had something else up on your sleeves. If he only sees you as a overprotective little one he will let this slip because he thinks that it's cute, yet once he knows your true nature, it's all over for you.

You don't want your beloved to go away, right? You don't want him to flirt with any girls other than yourself, right?

All you were ever known for was a hard to get type of person- a reliable one. But his suspicions were arising when the moment with those ladies who he usually flirts around in the cafe or the clients of the ADA(to get a reaction from you, but it ended worse.) had actively flat out ignored him right on the spot, and those waitresses in the cafe uzumaki?

Pure Silence. Dazai decided to take a peek on you- the same as the others? numb and actively ignoring him as well? or were you just pretending so you can necessarily avoid him finding out your schemes? He tried all of his best to get your attention in any way he could, because we all know how clingy and touched starved this man could get, but your reaction is just the same as the others.

He had a whole suspicion that it was you who did it, but when you two got back home(with the whole entire walk just a silent one which it internally kills him on the inside) you tugged on his coat before you came in, crushing right into his arms, silently sniffling.

"I'm sorry." You apologized to him for what circumstances? To his eyes, you were are a perplexed individual but this doesn't makes things clearer- but you were trembling on his arms while not being able to bring yourself look over to him. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry- you we're put in danger because of me..."

(you are not sorry)

And this is the part where the guilt kicks in, for ever doubting you that you were the one who did it — he is not completely numb to emotions either when in fact he understands it, he didn't think twice to take you to your shared bedroom, stowing you down on the mattress while having you close to his chest.

This one, was your personal favorite part, where you few him with your perfect lies about an unknown person threatening every woman that Dazai interacted- not convinced? worry not, you had gathered a fake evidence that you have been receiving a death threats or even a piece of cutted fingers, with it's dried blood on the box that you only hid it somewhere because you claimed that you didn't want your beloved to see it or even worry for you.

And as for him? he rather felt GUILTY for doubting his loved one doing such a things like this while he murmured nothing but a sweet, little comfort words while trying to lighten things up

The two of you cuddled eachother close- embracing one another's embrace on this cold night, laying down on your shared bedroom while Dazai was stroking your hair through and through to soothe yourself from this ordeal

"My love, you have nothing else to worry about for now- you're in my arms now, it's alright." He said as he played with one of your hair strand, still kept one of his arms wrapped around your body as you did the same to him yet however... He couldn't get this suspicion off you, he already felt bad for assuming that it was you who done it, but does he have a proof to it? He doesn't... But the way you showed those evidences to him made him feel slightly off too. Again, he will never be sure whether it's actually you who done it. After all, it WAS you. Anonymously searching one of their contacts if they have ones if not you'd still send them an anonymous letter of a death threat if they ever try to interact with your Darling once more, Yosano and Ranpo definitely was looking out on your behavior and nearly got caught. If it wasn't for you bribing Ranpo away with some snacks seperatedly, then as for Yosano'e case you had to convince her that you were in the same line as the other clients and all. — then those dead corpses you threw on the river and kept one of their fingers to send it to the others?

You were aware, that you are trying to keep this former executive mafia all to yourself- who have condoned a lot of manipulation and all. You were ready to give everything what he wanted with a price of him only paying attention to you, only YOU. This would not happen if he only gives all of his attention to you and not waste it by flirting with those clients or other girls.

One can play a guilt trip for sure, a sly vixen you are.

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa

Out of all PM members, you chose to take a liking to this one ruthless 'Black Dog' of the pm, a victorian e—

That aside, you probably got transferred to the Port Mafia after your Boss and Mori had a deal to one another where you will be kept permanently by the PM, while they receive something else. It's not that you were interested because of how LOW they were paying some exceptionally skilled assassin like you. And, of course you cannot tolerate that at all so you weren't complaining about this whole thing.

Another assassin? In the Port Mafia? Gin wouldn't admit it nor she would ever will, but she's rather excited about you with how excellent your skills are, or that's what at least rumor she had heard about regarding to the underlings who was talking about you. You are quite the talk of the headquarters for now.

This doesn't amaze Akutagawa, not at all. It would take him a LOT because you are not the first one who's that good with their abilities, even if Chuuya took you as his subordinate and still trained you and your mobility. It's best to say that both of you started with a rocky path where you despises each others back. With those venomous insults(and if it wasn't for Chuuya who had to step in every time, you two might've had slitted eachother's throat by now) in all actual. Though this part of him was rather unintentional, maybe he sees his old self in you, covered up by some tough facade? It took both of you a good, ggooood while before you eventually had him wrapped around your finger.

The history repeats itself, where Akutagawa craves attention from Dazai- you are giving him the same treatment like from what his old superior does to him, you may never know him but all you know is that it's such a sore subject to talk about to him. He doesn't know what you did to him to make him feel this way and wanted to get more validation off you everytime — but of course you two don't show this side to anybody else, both of you are known as a ruthless couples and that was it. But(you may or may not intentionally become the typical duo of sadist and masochist) for Akutagawa he still kept on coming back to you after hitting him, sure he could've just fought you back with his sharp mouth but, maybe it's not himself that he gets reminded of, maybe he sees Dazai in you. But of course you wouldn't let your darling love you for not who you are, you had yet to drill into his senses that only you can love him for all eternity, and nobody else can do the same- even if you are harsh to him he cannot find somebody caring as you are.

Despite all of these harsh treatments that you gave to him, he still deserve all and every bit of your love, those little kisses and bites from you- well anything you'd do just to make him plea and on his knees. The two of you had your fair and share of the arguments but at the end, you always knew that he'd still come back home- come back home to you. He thought that it's unfair for you to pull that kind of treatment when he thought he's finally getting you, as you turn the tables around, it's him who'd be silently begging.

Gin isn't aware of this situation nor the other's, Hirotsu is somewhat suspicious and so is Kouyou.

Higuchi.

She cannot get the fact that the two of you are together now, yet still tried to pry sometimes because she definitely sees what you are doing to her Akutagawa-senpai. She want to speak about this to anyone else but ended up being silenced by you everytime, so to put this from the top, you are an enemies that always exchanges a death glare to one another. Some may tell Higuchi that she should just let go of Akutagawa because he's ALREADY with you. Of course she couldn't be able to tell the actual reason why you two kept on exchanging death glares, even if she's the misfit of the Port Mafia, you will still drove her away no matter how valuable she is to Mori's assets.

You had enough with her, sure even if you do such a thing to Akutagawa most of the times with those 'Dazai Treatment' you still give him those kisses and cuddles, those soft moments he deserved to earn from you and YOU ONLY. NOT. HER. NOT. H I G U C H I. Not anybody else. A little set up frame wouldn't hurt him, of course based on his actions towards to Higuchi you definitely think that it was a right choice, he shouldn't care about her other than you, you are his love, someone he should look up to.

On the following day where the two of you headed to the Headquarters, Gin immediately informed you two that Higuchi has been temporarily suspended due to the accusations that is actually true, that she has been making some shady deals to some other organisation but all thanks to you, the deal has been revoked- Mori decided not to punish Higuchi with those severe brutal methods for now, and for some reasons.

You had a short talk with Gin for a short bit, you wouldn't want his little sister to suspect anything about you two, do you? She even said that maybe you were the one who can thaw his frozen lakes on his heart or even have him to learn and love such a things, and she was even grateful that you did get to be with him after going a few trial that Gin attempted to put you through of course.

After Gin had went away, Akutagawa stood silent before you while only staring at you, who was bidding your goodbye at her as you eventually caught his gaze - the two of you agreed to not display a affections on the public because the two of you had some reputation. Only few of the others know that you are officially together, though Akutagawa was bothered by... Something, there is something unsettling about you for a odd reasons and why he's all acting this way towards to y—

"Yoohoo? You've been staring at me for a long time now. Is there something on my face?" You spoke with a low- soft voice since it was just the two of you in the lounge at the moment, as he abruptly looked away and scoffed.

"Always been so casual when it comes to these kind." Or so he commented while beginning to walk away, with you catching up to his side while chuckling. "That's you, not me. Who wouldn't worry about Higuchi disappearing? I know she doesn't like me but can't you at least show some concern?"

Oh, you already know the answer while feeding him with such a innocent questions, feigning it while it is full of irony and hate, it wasn't hard for you to ask someone who can make a mask that is identical to Higuchi plus it's voice changer, have someone take photos of the imposter and send it to you afterwards after paying them- and your favorite stage play is when you, reporting this to Mori regarding to her behavior which he didn't have to bought it at first because of the loyalty she had, till you showed those photos to him and had it reconsidered.

Nonetheless, Akutagawa only gave you a temporary silence again before speaking; "Why should I? I could finally have some less nuisance to deal with."

He's right, both of you had a less nuisance to deal with. While you take care all of the others who dares to oppose you and your love for your dearest, even if he can be so rash and mean, you will always give him that one treatment to make him all act up again.

Chuuya Nakahara

To start with this, the boss of the Port Mafia- Mori Ougai. He took you in when he found you as the only sole survivor o- no, correction, when one of the thugs held you as a hostage because of your ability. Now he pretty much took you in, introduced you to Kouyou first since the other 'Executives' are busy at the moment, you did not complain.

Despite your condition, you were definitely a troublemaker that already broke something on accident, on your first day too. So to be spared by the scary guys you had to behave around WHENEVER Kouyou is around, despite her assuming about your behavior(although you ended up getting scolded by her at the very end of the day, much to say she will teach you some manners and... antics.) the moment you settled yourself in the Port Mafia.

Day two, Kouyou agave you a tour around in the headquarters yesterday and had led you to your very own apartment(by yours truly, Port Mafia's enterprise.) which you have been asked to meet with her up once more, regarding to the introduction of this two individuals that goes by 'Osamu Dazai' and 'Chuuya Nakahara'. To you, those names didn't mattered to you at first because you'd be working for them in any way. Which, you were wrong. You found both of them to be annoying- yet fun to mess around with, mainly with Chuuya.

Several years after after Dazai's defection, it deeply affected this little pipsqueak right here and it still did, maybe you reminded Dazai a little bit too much so you decided to 'change' your behavior a little bit. Not just a bit, to be honest. All you know is that you were only having fun, not caring anything else aside from works and all - you we're irresponsible little shit that Chuuya always had to babysit as well, you and Dazai to say at least but now you adapted to be more responsible and caring for the poor darling of yours. He doesn't need more headaches now, does he?

Spoiling you rotten with his filthy Executive payments... Those expensive jewelries or items that you wanted, of course there are some times that you refused- he didn't understand why you would but instead you were rather shy about it and wishes that you could do the same(buy those expensive stuffs for him).

"Loving me is already enough."

That. Sentence. Kept on repeating on your head like a broken records that has been forgotten for about centuries? That won't matter, it sounded sweet to your ringing. You could even give the entire galaxy just for him and his happiness it should be just you, only you and him.

He's perfect, in every way. You will become god and reshape everything else in case if he was ever wrong- you'll make it right for him. His backstory, the Arahabaki. He deserves something better which is YOU. You trust him enough to not flirt with some other girls, have him always message you if he's gonna come home late(because of his responsibilities as a Executive) or about the mission, his words were always true and you know that because you kept a hidden tracker somewhere on his hat. Though, there was a time where he forgot to message you, hells was on a loose and you attempted to track him down with those tracking device of yours? You overthinked that he was hanging out with some other people other than yourself yet it was just him handling another mission. Once he returned home, he wasn't exactly in a best mood when you tried to confront him about the whole thing- making you "worried sick" about him as the argument ensues.

It was rather cold for the both of you, and you absolutely despises it. With both of your backs facing eachother's, with the two of you eating some lunch and breakfast either seperated or in silence because none of you are trying to talk about it. At. All. This tension was suffocating you so badly- if the two of you wasn't so stubborn enough this would've been prevented, perhaps another safety precautions should be added to this when he is going out and forgot to tell you.

Well, today is the day that you planned to get your loving darling back in your arms- in your embrace. You were planning to get that one expensive wine, he has a dozen collection of some wines but you were sure that in his penthouse, he didn't had this one brand just yet, maybe get back home early and cook him something he likes while preparing for you apology speec—

All of your thoughts was dropped when you were walking down on this one corridor, saw him talking to one of the people- they dare to make him smile instead of you doing it? It should have been you. We're you not enough? All you did for him was not enough? For your darling? You should've had resorted to doing this one severe method that you had planned on doing so for a very long time ago, anything to oppose that is a threats to your relationships. You stood there for a brief second not realizing that you both if your fists were clenched closed, harshly enough with both of your nails sunken in your skin before you had to cut your line of thoughts here, you didn't want to bother your lovely for now as you retreated back to your respective office, waited for the day before heading home.

You got home early- the others questioned you why? That's because you forgot there's this one "personal" thing you had to deal with back home and you need to have it fixed asap, luckily Mori let you go home early and so. What's the personal problem if you may ask? This one PERSON that took away all of the things you needed to do for Chuuya, your honey- your darling. You wouldn't let them just take away that genuine smile off him without your permission at all, absolutely not and you aren't going to accept it.

These vicious thoughts that flooded your mind isn't very nice of it, but it has been disposed by you, the one and only. You waited for this one particular person to head out of the headquarters that made your man laughed- it was rather a poisonous thought, you don't want to think about it again and now that you took them down, putted a super glue both on his mouth and nostrils while you tied him up— you took this one scoop, without any mercy at all you dugged the scoop inside of his eyes despite the person's screams muffled in agony, have it scooped it out of their system one by one before leaving them from one of the abandoned alleyway.

Oh those scene kept on repeating and repeating as you prepared the dishes, that juicy beef steak with a little bit of gourmets on it and had the wine prepared till you heard a wooden crack coming from the entrance, with both of your eyes lit up upon his prescence. Without any hesitation you headed to the front- you greeted him with a simple "welcome back" while getting the other stuff aside from his, now puzzled by your actions as you led him to the room, feeling a little bit fishy about your behavior for some reasons. But he still didn't gave you any attention or spoke with you at all

Playing hard to get now? You let go of his shoulder before heading to the kitchen, now unable to fully face him with your head looking down to the ground. Letting out a sigh of regret.

"I'm sorry, baby. I know it was an ass of me to push your buttons from that time so I wanted to make things up now." You rose your head up and whirled your whole body to him, with your gaze softened with a solemn regret that pleas for his forgiveness. Though, who is he exactly to decline this now- all of his loved one's set up, all he could do for now was to lower his gaze with both of his brows frowning. "No, I should be the one sorry for yelling." He tried to reason back at you, perfect. You made him say what you wanted him to say now. Even just by apologizing he does it so well, so perfectly.

"Don't be, it's understandable." A weak laughter came out from your mouth before approaching him and gave him a little smooch on his cheeks- you're making him tempted. He definitely missed this kind. "Although, perhaps you should go take a shower first, I already set the bathtub for you there." Again, you snuck another kiss but this time it's on his lips, he returned it back though and all he said was "Alright, I'll be back in the kitchen for about a minute doll" before heading up to the stairs, you your shared bedroom to go ahead and change now.

He still isn't aware. You're willing to do all of the dirty works to keep his image clean.

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[sxlver-sweet]

THIRST FOR DAZAI…hear me out…reader telling dazai to take the day off to take care of himself (since she has been noticing him getting more on the edge, short-patient, and distant) reader thinking they could have a cute self care day together for him to recollect…just for dazai to roughly fuck her almost the entire day. everywhere, as his personal way of “self care” (turns out dazai had been in complete heat those past few days from god knows what, that’s up for you to decide 👀)

AND HIM GOING BACK THE NEXT DAY TO WORK WITH THE BIGGEST SMILE ON HIS FACE. BRAGGING ABOUT THE BEST “SELF CARE DAY” and poor atsushi being in awe, completely naive to what dazai had actually meant.

HELP PLS THIS IS HOT WAIT.

contains: creampie, penetrative sex, mention of oral (giving), aphrodisiacs, mention of mirror sex, cunnilingus

i'm imagining it stemming from dazai accidentally ingesting some type of aphrodisiac instead of a poisonous plant he'd found in his suicide guide. after scouring the internet for information about how to nullify the effects for this particular aphrodisiac and coming up empty-handed, he would just sigh and resign himself to dealing with it until it fades. it would have been a simple task for him, considering his exceptional self-control and the nearly indomitable authority he wields over every situation he's involved in. but, then, he remembered.

you exist.

you're striking, a tad bit naive, and way too compassionate for your own good. he'd been fully aware and accepting of these qualities when you two first entered a relationship, but now these same qualities are driving him up the fucking wall. you're close—too close—when you lean in to brush his bangs aside and assess his temperature. he can detect the fragrance of your perfume wafting from your skin—the same perfume that would engulf his senses and warp all logical thought like some psychedelic drug when you looped your arms around his neck and slid yourself up and down his cock. his eyes flicker over the exposed area of your chest—the same area he would take his sweet time marking up and lavishing with attention just to listen to you groan impatiently and feel you squirm under him. your lips are shiny and pillow-soft, your crystalline lip gloss mimicking the saliva that would smear across your lips and trickle down your chin whenever you blearily blinked up at him in hopes of garnering his approval after sucking him off. all he can think about is slashing your clothes at the seams with his pocketknife and fucking you silly. the only thing restraining him is his respect for you—which, to be honest, is starting to look more and more susceptible to his own mental manipulation with each mindless press of your chest against his arm and chaste kiss to his neck.

for once, his self-control actually starts to slip. for one, his temper shortens. he finds himself sparking trivial arguments with you and his coworkers over the most menial things, as well as snapping at you for forgetting to do something. he holds you at a borderline-icy distance in hopes of your absence assisting in staving off his carnal yearnings. so, you shuffle around the outskirts of his perimeter for a while, monitoring his behavior and questioning his colleagues about any changes they've noticed in his demeanor. still, you remained relatively quiet about confronting him about the issue.

that's why your proposal of a self-care day completely blindsided him, leaving him with slightly rounded eyes as you rattled off a list of things that you two could do to unwind. you were brimming with enthusiasm, rambling on and on about the soothing properties of face masks and the benefits of going on a nature walk. all the while, all dazai could think about was flipping up that devilish, little skirt of yours that's been cheekily flashing him glimpses of your panties all day and bending you over the kitchen counter. he almost felt bad for not bothering to pay your prattling any attention and simply, mindlessly humming his agreement. but, he figured, striding forward to corner you against the marble counter and cage you between his arms, face masks can wait.

you looked so precious—so innocent as you blinked up at him in confusion, your words fizzling away into silence and shoulders subconsciously hunching beneath the predatory glint in his gaze. "dazai..?" you squeaked.

it was then that you realized that dazai had an entirely different idea of self-care, one that included you being fucked within an inch of your life. dazai was uncharacteristically needy, skipping his usual drawn-out teases in favor of burying his face in the crook of your neck and fucking load after load of sticky cum into your drooling, overstimulated pussy. he thought you looked so pretty—body glistening with a sheen of sweat, lolling pink tongue dripping saliva, and pellucid tears welling up in your eyes. you're so good for him, so accepting and so receptive to everything he has to offer you. you whined when he stuffed his cock into you for the umpteenth time just to marvel at the way a single stroke had your clit twitching and battered cunt creaming around his shaft. your thighs were sticky and exhausted, barely capable of supporting your weight when he railed you in front of the bathroom mirror and even collapsing completely when he later seated you on his cock and insisted that you rode him. but, no matter what he doled out, you took it all, enduring every curve ball he threw at you and every orgasm he demanded from you.

his idea of self-care panned out quite well—so well that he burst into the office the next day in high spirits and itching to tell his colleagues about his "self-care" day. he refrained from sharing any incriminating details, instead pestering kunikida into listening about how talented you are at helping him relax—about how you must be star-crossed lovers, or something. all the while, atsushi—oblivious as always—congratulates him on finding such a compatible significant other and grumbles about how he could use a self-care day as well.

#bungou stray dogs smut #bsd smut #dazai osamu smut #dazai smut #[candlelight.reverie] <3 #🍬arba’s aphrodisiacs🍬 #$bsd.unfiltered

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One (1) Sex-Related Headcanon for Aged Up!Generation of Miracles ft. Kagami

A/N: Hey hey y'allll! I feel like I haven't actually written up and posted anything on here in some time, but I have been hella busy lately with school and work and prepping for my driver's test and just life in general. But anyway! Today I have for you one (1) sex-related headcanon each for the aged up main boys of Kuroko's Basketball. I will be expanding on these very soon and creating full lists for each boy. In the meantime, enjoy!

Tag List: @lamnwar @sailewhoremoon

Koko- Is a pussy eating MASTER 🥵

Seriously, this man will have you shaking, crying, screaming, squirting and creaming with just a few well placed flicks of his tongue.

He is absolutely cunt obsessed, and his naturally giving personality combined with his slight oral fixation makes him unbelievably skilled

And WHATEVER you do...sit on his face

I cannot...just- 👏🏾...sit on his face, he will literally have hearts in his eyes if you do

Kiki Aomine- Has a hand kink 🤚🏾

Is it even possible to cum just from having your hands played with? With Daiki Aomine, it might just be.

He, like Kuroko (and truthfully, almost all of the members of the GoM) has an oral fixation

This, combined with his general appreciation for reasonably slim fingered, neatly manicured, moisturized hands leaves him very prone to nibbling, licking, biting and sucking on the phalanges of people he likes, and especially his boo thang

(And if you suddenly shove your fingers in his mouth to shut him up when he's being belligerent or overly cocky, I guarantee you will love the results)

Suki 'Sakibara- Is a slut for kisses 💋

As you probably have already deduced, Atsushi has one of the more serious oral fixations out of the guys

Specifically, as it relates to kisses

Atsushi loves to give, receive, share and steal kisses

He will positively pillage every crevice of your mouth with his slightly longer than average tongue, sometimes even throat fucking you with it

But he's not always entirely dominant

Initiate a deep, hungry kiss with him and take control, and you will have him on his knees

And I couldn't even fit in one paragraph the ways he would ruin you if you happened to suck on his tongue (which is code for DO. IT.)

Tata Midorima- Can really appreciate a nice firm/soft ass 👀

Shintaro Midorima will, with absolutely no shame or hesitation: slap, pinch, squeeze, smack, bite and jiggle your ass cheeks if you are his

This guy goes bonkers over a nice ass

He doesn't have nearly as much of an oral fixation as some of the others, but it occasionally rears its head

Oh, and I should mention, he's not entirely against having his own ass fondled either

Just food for thought 💭

Akashika- Adores titties 👌🏾

The Emperor loves tits

Breasts, boobs, milkers, sweater stretchers, whatever you wanna call em, he loves em

Perky tits are perfect for a paizuri

Small tits are just adorable and typically have sensitive nipples that are extremely fun to tease

Even bigger, hanging titties are excellent for sucking

And essentially all shape and size tits are appropriate for motorboating 😂

All that to say, Seijuro Akashi is 1000% a tit man

Tiger Kagami- LIVES to be your good boy 🐶

PLEASE whatever you do, CALL THIS MAN YOUR GOOD BOY

He WILL melt, this IS a threat

Taiga, while somewhat oblivious and initially not very focused on romantic relationships, is 100% the type to fall madly, deeply and you cannot convince me otherwise

(Also his love language is acts of service so him wanting to be your good boy is essentially a given 🙃)

He adores hearing you sing his praises, not in a narcissistic, self-absorbed way but in a genuine 'I would do anything to please you, please let me know I'm making you feel good' way

I imagine him as a service top all the time but he's also pretty submissive, so telling him he's a good boy is really the icing on the cake

Look, just...call him good boy, k? He deserves it.😊

Ryou-kun: Will love you foeva if you tie him up ⛓

BONDAGE.

BOND. AGE.

BONDAGE?

BONDAGE.

Tie him up, chain him down, gag 'im for cryin' out loud

Kise is very submissive, maybe even surprisingly so for some

He loves being pampered and taken care of in the bedroom

A bit of a pillow princess, I guess you could say

However, this also means that he absolutely doesn't mind not having control

As a matter of fact, he sort of craves it

The feeling of being helpless and exposed, at the mercy of someone he trusts and loves

This may seem a little 😳 but bear with me

Kise's a pretty boy, and he knows it (I mean how could he not when thirty different dudes remind him constantly 🙃)

Unfortunately, he's just a little shallow and takes great pride in his handsome face and sculpted body

But this translates into something else

He likes to made to feel like a slut

A good way to witness this desire is just by tying him up, gag included, and watching him squirm in his binds

Make passing comments about how whorish and sexy he looks and you'll draw from him a plethora of pretty sounds, namely whimpers and moans

Leave him like that for awhile and soon you'll have him begging to be used

He's your slut after all

Don't untie him though or he will begin whining 🙄

Take your time with him just like that and he'll be putty in your hands

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✨More Requested Headcanons✨

Howdy!

Sorry this is a smidge late, been busy with work and regular adult stuff. You know;

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This request was submitted before my rules post so I still included Baki even though he is in canon a minor, I aged him up to his mid twenties. Let me know if this is problematic for some people, I only want to spread the good vibes and good times with ya'll sweeties!

Let me know your opinions on aging up characters, yay or nay? If anyone has a problem with it, please let me know!

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Their reaction to their Fem!S/o becoming drunk; confesses their love for, and then trying to seduce them. Then changing their mind and only wanting to give kisses and snuggle while continuing to confess their love.

Kaoru Hanayama:

He would find it a mix of endearing as well as amusing. More so depending on if his s/o is more shy or outgoing.

The shyer they are, he will tease them while holding them.

More outgoing, he will admire their honesty and boldness to openly talk about their feelings.

He finds it cute that they are teary eyed and confessing their love for him.

When they try to seduce him, kissing his face, caressing his neck, chest, grinding into his lap, he gets serious and a bit hot under the collar.

Hands going up and down their body, lifting their shirt off, and playing with the clasp of their pants…

Until his s/o becomes teary eyed again and goes back to confessing their love and saying they want to cuddle in bed for the rest of the night.

He’d chuckle at the turn of events, carrying his s/o to their shared bed and letting them have their cuddly way with him.

Hemming and haa-ing at his partners musings, stating his own feelings for them by holding them a little tighter, and just enjoying their presence.

“ There are no words elegant enough to describe my feelings for you “

Jack Hanma:

He’d 100% be laughing and enjoying their drunken shenanigans.

Since he's so freaking BeEfY, it takes a lot to get him drunk, so watching his s/o get smashed is always a verified good time.

Be ready to be teased relentlessly the morning after regardless of how bad the hangover is.

He knows they love him through their actions, so them taking the time to confess with their words only feeds his ego.

Though hearing them say it in public strokes his ego in the best way. Expect to be pinned to the nearest wall.

So when their confessions turn to incorrigible flirting, kisses, and steamy touches, he’s 1000% down for it.

He’d pick them up ASAP and move them somewhere more comfortable.

This isn’t the first time his s/o got this shit faced and he knows he has a time limit before they return to their lovesick coo-ing.

He’ll be trying to keep the mood going for as long as he can.

Unless his partner tells/shows him otherwise

We do not stand by boundary stompers in this house, no ma’am

When the mood eventually fizzles out, he’s fine to deal with his pent up vibes on his own time.

Being content with having his inebriated s/o ‘s coo-ing and the cuddles they offer.

Opting to Open a few beers for himself, resolved that he’s missed his window anyways.

if there is no sex tonight why not get shitfaced together?

“ No one drives me crazy like you do, never change. ”

Baki Hanma: (aged up to mid twenties)

Baki would be drunk with them.

Serenading each other with sappy love songs

hugging each other while repeatedly trying to one up each other in affection

“ I love you the most”

“No I love YOU the mostest”

“Well fuck you, I love you the morest”

He’s spent his life fighting and becoming stronger, so he hasn’t spent all that much time, if at all, around alcohol and building a tolerance to it.

Like give this man-child some bread please

So when his s/o tries to bring the sexy, it goes over his head.

He’s oblivious to their advances. All he knows is he needs to tell them he loves them more than they love him.

He’d touch their forehead with his, and just stare at them in a drunken haze,

“ Hey y/n, listen I won’t let anything happen to you, I promise. Just stay with me so I can protect you”

Beware of projectile vomit inbound.

Yujiro Hanma:

The absolute EGO BOOST this man gets

If they were somewhere public he is grinning and laughing like the mad man he is.

He’d be running his hands up and down his s/o back, sides, legs. Just enjoying the feeling of his rough, calloused hands rubbing against their much softer skin.

He’s half listening to them after a while, mostly just enjoying his own buzz and feeling them up.

When he feels them grind against him, his full attention is back on them.

He’ll give them a choice to stop here, if they don’t then they should expect to not walk tomorrow.

“ If you know what's good for you dollface, you'll have some water and call it a night. Unless you want to be my chew toy that is. ”

Kaioh Retsu:

Retsu would be loving the cuddles, and general fawning from his s/o.

Although he is concerned about the amount of alcohol they’ve consumed, he can’t help but find the blush on their cheeks to be adorable and in general just admiring them

Welcome to cuddle town

He’s making sure they are hydrated, giving them snacks, and just doing his best to help minimize the hangover that will be coming in the morning.

When they eventually try to seduce him, he becomes rigid.

He feels like he would be taking advantage of them in this state, so he's going to be doing everything in his power to settle them down.

Though he can't hide the deep blush on his face, no matter how much he wants to.

He’d keep them close to his side, still wanting to take care of them

tracing patterns on their back, and telling them stories from his time at the temple, and his travels.

Eventually he’d lull his drunken s/o to sleep, staring at their relaxed expression and be so content and proud to have them as his own.

“ Let’s stay like this, just a little while longer ”

Katsumi Orochi:

He’d be pretty bashful, as he was out drinking with his s/o, Atsushi Suedo, Kiyosumi Katou, and his Shinshinkai comrades.

Having his s/o clinging to him as they confess their feelings makes him feel a sense of pride.

They choose him, out of all the fighters, the men and women around them, they choose to be with him.

Katou and Suedo would be teasing the hell out of the pair.

Now imagine the awkward silence when y/n becomes a little spicy

Katsumi is red in the face, fumbling his words, unable to form a syllable, let alone a full sentence.

Katou is dying from laughter, cracking jokes, and in general just being Katou.

And Suedo is hiding his face, that's his brother’s partner and he (Suedo) is a respectful gentleman after all!

Ignore the gap in his fingies.

Katsumi would eventually regain enough composure to scoop up his s/o in his arms and go for the door.

He’s determined that now is a good time to call it a night for the two of them.

Whether they were able to sober up a bit during the escape or not, Katsumi would insist on carrying them all the way to their shared home.

They just look so cute in his arms, he might explode at the cuteness.

“ Like hell I’ll ever let you go. Now or ever, you're stuck with me ”

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[tender-rosiey]

Hi there, just wondering if I could put in a request for Ranpo, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Atsushi and Kunikida working with (and maybe even falling for???) someone who is super energetic and boisterous (reminiscent of bb nishinoya)?

I hope this makes sense 🥺 have a good day/night

❥ Bsd Characters working and falling for an energetic reader

Includes: Ranpo,Kunikida, Chuuya, Atsushi and Akutagawa

ᴀ/ɴ: I hope you like this 🥺❤️ I hope you have a wonderful day/night as well dear! This will be fun since I am a Nishinoya kinnie 👀

Ranpo Edogawa:

This adorable bby

“CAN I GET PAIRED UP WITH Y/N?!”

Chaotic duo

You guys are literally the sunshine’s of the Agency

He loves hanging out with you

You are the only person he shares his snacks with

Ranpo, yosano and you are a wonderful trio

Your missions together are always enjoyable and fun

Makes you laugh because he loves the sound of your laugh but you didn’t hear that from me

So yeah he would love working with you

It always brightens up his day

He literally subconsciously smiles when you enter

You guys like to buy candy and stroll the around the city together

Now falling for you

It will be a very fun rollercoaster for our dear detective

You can sometimes be unexpected even to him

Despite being an open book and being the most energetic and sunshine bby in the agency

Sometimes he gets surprised with stuff you do

If you hug him out of excitement then he will be normal in front of you and hug you

With a cute “YAY Y/N-CHAN HUGS!”

But after you turn your cute face away he wil be a blushing mess

And alone

He will be reconsidering his life choices and thank the heavens about blessing him with you

Let’s talk about when someone makes you sad

He will guilt trip them and ruin their self-esteem

“Are you stupid enough to make Y/N sad?”

He will give you his candy so your cute smile can be present again

Kunikida Doppo:

opposites attract check ✨

Yes queen

However he finds you somewhat more tolerable than another bandage wasting machine

He does keep your hyper state at bay though

“Y/N calm down.”

“YES SIR”

Smile at him though and he will let you do anything you want

Except blowing up the city 🤡

Enjoys your company when you are calm

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t when you are energetic

He enjoys it nonetheless but likes calm conversations between you two

Likes to softly smack you on the head with his book of ideals

SOFTLY AND LIGHTLY THO

He doesn’t like people who hit innocent ladies

Smiles at you when he sees you happy

Behind your back tho

A fond soft smile

Soft kunikida yay <3

He is like your legal guardian

“Y/N GET OFF THE ROOF!”

“COME AND GET ME hehe~”

Speaking of “hehe” or giggling

He loves it

And when he falls for you, your personality would be a major reason

“She doesn’t meet 13 of my ideals...HOW DID I FALL FOR HER”

Cue you laughing and greeting him

“Oh yeah that’s why”

You balance out the serious or stern attitude of his with the bubbly and energetic attitude of yours

Ruffles your hair when he is proud

Is kunikda the type to wink?

Absolutely not

Unless ;)

Sometimes you prank our dear blonde here so yes he gets a little mischievous with you

You are buried in a lot of work?

Kunikida will pass by and wink at you

Yes that fine man is what got you the work

And that’s the only time you will find him winking at your perfect figure (yes you are perfect and if you dare oppose then I will hug you to death)

Kunikida winking pls 🤭

He will scold anyone who dares and make you sad

“WE HAVE A RULE THAT LITERALLY SAYS NEVER MAKE Y/N SAD”

They don’t but he hates seeing you down

Chuuya Nakahara:

You are his child that he will beat anyone that will touch or make sad

He sees you as this precious day of sunshine in the port mafia

That literally makes everyone smile

So

He protects you with his laifu cause you are a potential waifu

But we will talk about that later on

SO

He enjoys working with you

You make the mission much lighter to deal with

But

If he is annoyed and can’t handle any noise around him

Then he will calmly ask you to calm down and tell you that he had a rough day before

He loves how you are understanding and nod smiling

Pets your head

“AYE AYE DONT MAKE Y/N SAD OR I WILL FUCK YOU UP”

Kouyou taught elegance for nothing 😔

He starts falling for your cute self

At a point chuuya will view your smile as a blessing

Specially if he is the one who causes it

Loves your personality and how you never fail to cheer him up

Soft smiles whenever you aren’t looking cause my man has a reputation to keep

He adores your hugs btw

“Thanks sunshine”

Yes that is his nickname for you even before getting together

You know how sometimes people run their knuckles onto someone’s head when mad?

He does that when you do something stupid

But he does it gently

When you are sad

Then all hell is let loose

At everyone but you 🥰

And Mori cause Chuuya isn’t fucked up in the mind so he can mess with that guy

Will let you hug him out

Tries and make you smile by telling you funny stories about dazai and how stupid he is

“You are my sunshine. My only sunshine.”

A line he had wrote in his diary while describing you

Yes I believe he has a diary but it will die with him

Atsushi Nakajima:

He adores you

Like another bby that will protect you

You are like Kenji but more energetic

He can never say no to you

Gets beyond flustered when you hug him

Likes seeing you hyper

Watches over you in case shit goes down

He enjoys missions with you

They are so much fun :0

You guys even go around Yokohama and get whatever you want after you are done

These cutesy smiles whenever you are super excited over something

Will get you anything and everything

Will apologize on your behalf if someone gets harmed by whatever you did

Per example

You broke a vase in the blinds of being so excited for the mission

Atsu will put you behind him and apologize

The owner of the bar of course will forgive you cause

A cute innocent boy and a ball of sunshine standing in front of him

He can’t be a cruel little shit to you so he lets you go without anything

Probably gives you something as a souvenir 🤡

He will do anything so you don’t ever feel down

However if you do then he will be by your side trying to making you laugh

Comfort you

You name it

He treasures your smile dearly even before loving you romantically

But as bby fell for you

He payed attention to little things you do even more

If he isn’t working on something on the agency then he is staring at you with a smile and releases a dreamy sigh

He could be going through a shit of a day and he will be at his best when he sees you

You know how he got flustered over hugging him?

Yeah now he becomes a tomato and lays on the floor fanboying

Simp

Whenever you greet him then he will blush, rub the back of his neck and waves shyly

His crush on you is so obvious though

Y/N RELEASE THE BOY FROM THE HELL OF BEING OBLIVIOUS TO YOUR FEELINGS AND TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke:

It’s heaven and hell for him hen he works with you

You are a great duo

But that’s not the actual heaven part

So what’s good about it is that he finds your presence sort of comforting

But GOODNESS IF YOU ARENT SO NOISY

He can’t handle it

Literally like tsukki to yams

“HEY AKUTAGAWA”

“Y/N shut up”

“No :D”

Little glares when you are too loud

He doesn’t really care about anyone around him

But

It slightly bothers him when you are down

He is so used to your bubbly and energetic attitude so to see something opposite to that is

Annoying in a sense or another

Flicks your forehead

“Cheer up idiot, it’s weird when you are sad”

How considerate wow

And falling for you would be something that surprised him

Aside from Higuchi trying to kill you

Aku started to savor your energetic attitude or aura

Slowly liked it

He even smiles a really really smol smile when you are looking at something

And like YOU ARE REALLYYYYY EXCITED

Pats you on the shoulder when proud

Yes he is copying “DAZAiIIIiiiiIi-sAaAaAAaaN”

Also now he can’t say no to you

“AKUTAGAWA I WANT CHOCOLATE”

“No”

Keep jumping around while smiling and saying please

And akutagawa will go “tch”

And let you get whatever you want

Oh yeah now that he likes you

Anyone that makes you sad loses an arm 😽

Overprotective

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[whumpmatsus]

So. Todomatsu always ACTS like he hates that Karamatsu is so eccentric, but we all know he actually doesn't mind that much. If anyone else made fun of him for that stuff, I can't help but think he wouldn't let it fly. So what about a situation where Karamatsu gets made fun of/bullied/put down by someone OUTSIDE the family for being the way he be and Todomatsu gets an opportunity to go into full protective mode over him??

OH SHIT the youngest of them goes feral

dare I say... RELEASE THE BABY!!!!!

God I love Zaimoku, it’s so good <3

-

If Totty is being completely, utterly, unfailingly honest with himself, his brothers need his help if one of them is going to be going on a date.

Really, he’s the only one who has any clue about how to act on a date! He could hit his big brothers over the head with a Clue-by-four with that shit and they still wouldn’t really get it.

Even so… part of him thinks he shouldn’t really be following Karamatsu to a date. Karamatsu is the one Totty knows is never going to come running to him for advice or assistance, especially with girls; he’s got the undeserved ego of an avocado toast sandwich. Totty isn’t sure he’d be pleased to know his baby brother tagged along not because he has to sort out a schedule thing at work, but because he wants to keep an eye on Karamatsu.

What else is he supposed to do, though? Just let Karamatsu go alone and totally blow it? His usual behavior aside, Totty really wants his big brothers to be happy and have fulfilling relationships. He thinks if he can be there to keep an eye on things, well, maybe it won’t go so bad. Maybe Karamatsu will have a shot with this woman. Maybe he’ll get a girlfriend!

The very idea was enough to make him feel a little better about lying so that his brother will take him along. It eases his conscience, imagining that if he manages to help Karamatsu out to the point that the second eldest ends up in a loving, joyful relationship, (obviously as opposed to the past few horrible ones he’s had), then a little fib isn’t so bad, is it?

After all, if he were the one in need of something like this, he’d be grateful for his brothers’ help however they did it.

Of course, when he sees the look this girl gives Karamatsu, a look like the kind a baby gives after licking a lemon for the first time, Totty can’t help but wince. This isn’t off to a great start. He lingers by the counter, greeting Sacchi and Aida, trying not to look as if he’s watching his big brother’s date.

“Aren’t you off today, Totty?” Sacchi hums as she turns to start making a drink.

He nods. “Yeah, well, I can’t stay away, I guess, haha.”

Aida jerks her head toward the table where Karamatsu and his date are. “That’s one of your brothers, right? Still as painful as ever,” she teases. “Is he… oh, my God, he’s on a date??”

“Shhhh, shh!” Totty waves his hands a little, hoping to get his friends to quiet down a little. The last thing Karamatsu needs is to be drawing attention. “He thinks I tagged along to talk to you guys about my schedule. But, yes, he’s here on a date.”

Sacchi finishes serving her customer, one of the few in the shop at the moment, and then leans against the counter to look over. “Aw, good for him. He’s not either of our types, but he deserves a shot with someone who’s interested.”

He lets out a soft sigh. “Agreed there. I kind of just wanna keep an eye on him, you know? To make sure he doesn’t mess it up too much. He should have let me pick his outfit, ugh… that aside, he’s doing okay so far, though, I think.”

Aida frowns as she slides a cup of coffee toward her coworker. “Um, I hate to burst your bubble, but he’s got his work cut out for him. I’ve been to some mixers with that girl, and she always finds something wrong with every guy she hangs out with.”

“She’s right,” Sacchi adds. “Good thing you came along so you can carry him home, ‘cause that girl’s gonna tear him to pieces. I mean, she went out with Atsushi and the next day he was in here crying and telling me she made him feel two inches tall. Nobody’s good enough for her.”

Aida clicks her tongue. “Your big brother’s in big trouble, Totty.”

It’s Totty’s turn to frown as he looks toward Karamatsu. Unfortunately, Sutabaa is so small and he’s close enough that he doesn’t have to strain too much to hear what’s being said.

The woman is laughing. However… Karamatsu hasn’t even really opened his mouth yet. “Oh, my God! You’re my date, huh? Last time I let my sister set me up. That bitch, haha. Ah, well… wow, your jacket is hurting my eyes. Could you take it off?”

Karamatsu seems to be trying his best to smile. “O-oh, yes, of course.” He moves to tug it off, folding it over the back of his chair. “Please forgive me. Anyway, my name is Karamatsu. And you, my angel?”

“Ahaha, WHAT?” The woman raises an eyebrow at him. “C’mon, dude. Don’t call me that. I’m nobody’s angel.”

Totty feels himself starting to steam. You’ve got that right.

“A-ah… right, my apologies.” Karamatsu just keeps smiling. The expression on his face reads almost like he’s in pain. “Well, should we order?”

She gives a cursory glance toward the menu, then suddenly her eyes are drawn to Karamatsu again. “Oh, my God, hold on… is… is that your face on your shirt?! Holy shit! Are you really that full of yourself?”

Totty’s heart sinks as his brother’s cheeks flush bright red. This is not going well. And while, yes, Karamatsu probably should have picked a different shirt, what’s really wrong with what he’s wearing? Even though he’s a little over-the-top and dramatic, this woman can’t know whether or not he’s ‘full of himself’ when she’s barely letting him get a word in.

Totty is the most socially intelligent of his brothers, and even he doesn’t think Karamatsu’s actually doing anything wrong. He hasn’t drawn anyone else’s attention like he usually does, he hasn’t gone overboard with any poses, and he’s… kind of just being himself, slightly toned down. It’s not like he’s bragging or being a jerk. Hell, it’s just a strange fashion choice; how the hell does she think it has any bearing on what he’s like as a person?

“Damn,” Sacchi cringes. “She’s not wasting any time, is she?”

Aida gives a pout toward her friends. “He didn’t even do anything wrong yet. He’s been a perfect gentleman.”

“Yeah, he’s just a little odd and, like, a tiny bit painful. But he’s acting really nice and polite.” Sacchi sighs as she props her head up on her hand. “There’s no pleasing some people. Aida, why don’t you go take their order? Maybe you can accidentally spill it on that pretentious top of hers when you bring it to them.”

“Pfff, if only. I’m on it, though.”

Totty continues to fume as he watches his poor brother try to impress this girl, pretty much in vain. He gets the feeling that nothing Karamatsu says or does is going to be good enough. For some reason, that really pisses him off. Despite the fact that Karamatsu can be a bit much, that he’s overcompensating for being insecure on the inside, that everyone rolls their eyes at him… Karamatsu isn’t a bad guy. He tries hard to make other people happy and treats them with respect. Even his brothers who don’t always return the favor.

By the point Sacchi and Aida are finished making their order, the youngest is ready to explode at this woman. She never even told Karamatsu her name, but she’s spent the whole time talking him down. When she asked what he did ‘besides be super excruciating’, and he told her he didn’t really have a job, she laughed at him. He tried to save it by saying he occasionally played guitar at coffee shops, and she responded something along the lines of, “What kind of hipster loser does that these days??”

Listening to it just makes him so angry. She doesn’t think Karamatsu is attractive, she’s called him embarrassing more than once, and no matter what he does or says, she’s not happy with it. Why the fuck did she even bother going out with him, then?

Totty was worried that Karamatsu was going to screw this up; so far he’s actually managed to be a decent date. He wasn’t prepared for his brother’s date to be the shitty one.

Sacchi brings him a simple iced coffee while Aida returns with the serving tray, a fake smile on her face from laughing uncomfortably at one of the woman’s comments. “God, she’s exhausting.”

“I don’t even know her and I can’t stand her,” Totty mutterrs before taking a sip of his drink. “Why the hell is she treating him like that? He’s just… being himself!”

Being himself. Karamatsu’s really not doing anything wrong. He’s trying to talk himself up when this woman gives him a chance to, but who doesn’t talk themself up on a first date? He just wants to impress her.

It makes Totty feel a little guilty to realize that, honestly, all Karamatsu really wants is to impress everyone because he wants people to like him… including his brothers. If Karamatsu feels the need to seek love and acceptance from strangers like this girl, to the point that he’s willing to put up with the horrible way she’s treating him, what does that say about his brothers? It’s not the first time he’s sucked it up and dealt with something he shouldn’t have from someone just because he wants that person to love him.

His attention is drawn by the woman giggling a little too loudly. “Fuck, you wanna go out with me again? I mean, how do you think this is going? I’m two seconds away from sneaking out the bathroom window. You’re so obnoxious, you dress like an edgy middle schooler, and who wears sunglasses inside, especially when it’s raining outside? You’re, like, cringe incarnate.”

Completely contradicting every statement she made, she slid her hand across the table to take his, if only for a brief moment. The wicked look in her eyes, more sadistic than even Ichimatsu, made Totty’s stomach twist in anger. “I might keep you around, though. You seem like a guy who’d keep me laughing for a while. Maybe next time I’ll take you out with my friends so everyone can laugh at you.”

Oh, that’s it.

He doesn’t know if Karamatsu is oblivious to what she means because he’s blinded and deafened by the promise of another date, or if he knows exactly what she means but perhaps thinks it’s worth it. His eyes light up… and behind that hopeful spark is the pain she’s already put him through.

Baby of the bunch though he is, Totty isn’t going to sit around and twiddle his thumbs while some bitch takes advantage of his big brother.

“Oh, that is sooooo not happening!” he calls as he approaches the table. Although he feels a little bad about just stepping in like this, he’s not gonna let her get away with treating Karamatsu like that. Laughing at him herself was bad enough; parading him in front of her friends for all of them to laugh at him when there’s nothing wrong with Karamatsu isn’t gonna happen if Totty has something to say about it.

The woman gives him an unimpressed look. “Who the fuck are you?”

“T-Totty!!” Karamatsu,  on the other hand, looks immediately panicked. “I can handle this… please, go back and fix your schedule, and I’ll meet you at home.”

“Wait, you work here?” She tilts her head at him. “Oh, shit, hold up. You’re the asshole who messed up my drink last time I was here.” Her gaze flits between the two of them, and she laughs again.

“― Oh, my God! You had to bring your twin brother along to come on a date? You’re pathetic!” Her hand pulls away from Karamatsu’s. “Oh, you’re definitely coming out with me and my friends.”

Totty hisses and pushes her hand away from Karamatsu’s. He steps in front of his big brother to physically block this woman from him. “Keep your hands off him! You’re not taking him anywhere. He’s never seeing you again, because you treated him like… like, fuck, I wouldn’t treat a rock the way you treated him!”

He hears Karamatsu make a noise of almost-protest behind him; he can just imagine the other man sinking down in his seat and trying to hide his face. “Totty, please…”

“No! No, she doesn’t get to just treat you like dirt, Karamatsu-nii-san! You think my brother’s just some kind of dumbass you can show off to your friends and laugh at and treat him like crap?!” he snarls. “Well, guess what? He may be sort of a dumbass sometimes, and maybe he’s a little painful, and maybe he’s not the perfect guy you’re looking for! But he’s a whole hell of a better person than you are!”

Although Totty could kick himself for not saying anything to Karamatsu before, it might be best it’s coming out now. He doesn’t have a lot of time to really think about it or pretend or rehearse. What he’s saying isn’t practiced, it’s real. “Karamatsu is the kindest person I know, and you wish you had at least half the passion he does for the things he likes! Who cares that he wears a shirt with his own face on it? He was bending over backwards to make you happy, even though everything out of your mouth was word barf about how embarrassing he is! And, by the way, you’re wrong!”

It only takes half a step for him to reach over to grab his coffee from the counter, assisted by Aida who’s smirking as she holds it out for him. “If my choice was between you or him, I’d be way less embarrassed to be seen in public with him than with you! He’s not perfect, but he cares about people, and he’s always there when you need him, and ― and all this stuff you think is embarrassing, who the hell gives a shit?! It’s what he wants to do and it’s not hurting anyone! I’d break my phone before I let my big brother go out with someone like you again! Maybe he keeps striking out with dates, but he’s never going to be that desperate!”

He feels a little bad about what he’s about to do. That feeling is mitigated by the fact that at least his coffee isn’t hot.

“And, you know, I actually am sorry about messing up your drink last time. So here, you can have mine!” Almost before he’s finished speaking, he’s dumped his entire cup over her head.

He doesn’t stick around to deal with the aftermath aside from seeing the look of abject horror on the woman’s face as the coffee makes her bad mascara drip. And even though there’s a little bit of guilt over the fact that he’s leaving his coworkers to deal with her, the fact that Sacchi and Aida are cackling while they gather up napkins eases his mind.

He grabs Karamatsu by the hand and leads him out, tossing his coffee cup on the way. There’s not much choice on Karamatsu’s part, except he doesn’t particularly look as if he minds that.

“You didn’t… have to do that, Totty,” Karamatsu mumbles. When Totty glances over, the second eldest looks more tired than anything. He knows that look; the exhaustion of something not working out, of thinking you had a chance only for it to all go up in smoke.

Totty huffs, marching the two of them in the direction that leads back home. “Of course I did! You weren’t going to do it, so someone had to. God… you’ve gotta stop letting people walk all over you, Karamatsu-nii-chan.”

The shift to the more affectionate honorific suggests to Karamatsu that this is really, truly something Totty cares about. He squeezes his baby brother’s hand with a thoughtful hum. “… If that’s the case, perhaps a romance for me just isn’t in the cards. I… really thought it was going to go somewhere this time.”

At last Totty slows slightly, from an aggressive pace to something a little calmer. He’s still pissed off that someone treated Karamatsu like that, and although he’s a bit upset that Karamatsu sit there and let it happen, he knows what it’s like to want people to like you so much that you’ll put up with nearly anything.

However, that’s also the reason he doesn’t want Karamatsu just putting up with it. He deserves so much better than to have people treat him like dirt. It’s not right to do that to anybody, but… especially not to Totty’s big brother.

“I’m sorry I kind of… tapped into Murder Totty in there,” he sighs. “Did I go overboard?”

Karamatsu shrugs. “Maybe a little. But I wasn’t truly enjoying myself and I didn’t want to go on another date with her. I just… didn’t know how to tell her no. I suppose I really am lucky you were there, too.”

Silence falls between them while they walk, then after a moment, Karamatsu clears his throat. “Totty… did you… mean all those things?”

“Huh? All what things?”

“Those things, you know… you said I was… kind and passionate and reliable.” He lets out a soft laugh. “You… you said you’d rather break your phone than let me go out with her again.”

… Oh. He. Did say that, didn’t he?

He pouts a bit, then squeezes Karamatsu’s hand. “Yeah, I meant it. Of course I meant it.”

Beat.

“But as much as I love you, I’m just glad I don’t have to do that.”

#Osomatsu san #whump #Zaimokumatsu #Karamatsu #Totty #emotional whump #TOTTY TO THE RESCUE!!!! #don't you dare fuck with any of his big brothers ESPECIALLY the most vulnerable of his big brothers #RELEASE THE BABY!!!

[yuonsan]

「the canvas painted with sunsets」

．。Warnings; explicit language, adult themes, drugs, alcohol, nightmares, abuse, rape, ptsd, self harm, suicide, suicide attempts, suicide related jokes, transphobia, abandonment issues, spoilers(?), platonic relationships。．

-The only one Dazai trusts, to help him after he self harms or with an injury after a failed suicide attempt is Atsushi, because one day after Dazai had continuously skipped work, Atsushi was instructed by Kunikida to check up on and stumbled upon a bloody Dazai in his bathroom.

-Ranpo doesn’t give any sort of physical affection, to anyone he doesn’t trust(or anyone outside the Agency). He only initiates physical attention to those in the Agency despite it being very rare.

-Ranpo couldn’t give two flying fucks for anyone outside the agency, really.

-Kenji is transgender, and before joining the Agency had came out to his parents. Despite them not physically harming him, they did purposely use the wrong pronouns when addressing him. The only people who respected the fact he was was transgender were his siblings.

-Atsushi, Fukuzawa as well as Ranpo are the only ones who know that Kenji is transgender.

-Atsushi was raped and sexually harassed by one of the staff workers in the orphanage from the age of eight till he was fifteen. Not even the Orphanage Headmaster was aware of this, however after Atsushi turned sixteen, the worker transferred to a different orphanage from the fear of someone finding out about what he did.

-Sometimes, Atsushi has very dark thoughts concerning suicide, and especially after Atsushi escaped, he had thought of committing suicide.

-Tanizaki and Naomi’s parents were alcoholics & drug dealers who often neglected or emotionally abused them. Tanizaki tried to shield Naomi from this, and usually was the one who suffered the most from backlash. They escaped after turning sixteen and after that lived in a spacious apartment from the money provided by the agency.

-Kunikida has the most normal childhood out of everyone. However his ideals routed from way back when he was a child and was first exposed to the cruel side of the world, since his parents weren’t always there to shield him from everything.

-Yosano doesn’t use her ability on Atsushi if the Tiger isn’t able to heal everything as fast, except if it’s fatal, because the first time she tried to use it, he didn’t even react, choosing to mentally numb himself in order to protect himself.

-After Kunikida noticed that Atsushi would flinch whenever he shouted, or slammed his hand on something, he actively tried to minimize doing such things in front of Atsushi.

-Kyōka sometimes has nightmares about the murder of her parents or her victims.

-Atsushi has abandonment issues, and often fears that when his usefulness will come to an end, he will be casted aside by the Agency and forgotten.

-Ranpo isn’t afraid to use torture methods or any other methods wether they are emotional, mental or physical if the situation calls for it.

-On bad days, Yosano won’t be able to hold anything other than a cup because her hands will shake too much for her to hold anything heavier, this happens rarely after Yosano has flashbacks from her time in war.

-Kenji isn’t as oblivious as he seems, when it comes to cruelty. In his time with the Agency he was been exposed to violence as well as murder.

-Atsushi has the highest pain tolerance, and still continues to do so.

-Whenever Dazai uses his ability, “No longer Human”, it actually hurts him which is one of the reasons he wears bandages. Other scars are from his time in the Mafia, failed suicide attempts, and even from some cases while being in the Agency.

-Fukuzawa will know when his time will come, if that’s in the battle field or surrounded by loved ones, he will know.

-Perhaps, the only thing keeping Atsushi going is spite and vengeance while other times it is sole purpose of him saving people just so he can reassure himself he deserved to have been saved too. When all the spite is gone leaving him an empty corpse and when he has saved as many people as possible, he will probably let the Headmaster drag him down to the pits of darkness.

-Atsushi has displayed suicidal tendencies, especially when it comes to saving other people since he will disregard his safety from the sake of the person he is helping. Even if that is his enemy.

-Kyōka often times feels very guilty for making Atsushi sleeps in the closet.

-Dazai will probably achieve the perfect suicide at the end of the show, even if it won’t be with another woman. He will be able to rest when the show is over and live up to his name as ‘Dazai Osamu’.

-Atsushi sometimes lays awake at night, wondering if he will see Dazai the next day or if he will be met with a grave instead.

-Kunikida is the most uncomfortable with Dazai’s suicide related jokes.

I might do some happier ones next time but I’m not sure, also keep in mind that this is my opinion ^^

#bsd headcanons #bsd imagines #bsd spoilers #atsushi nakajima #dazai osamu #kyouka izumi #kenji miyazawa #kunikida doppo #ranpo edogawa #yosano akiko #fukuzawa yukichi #tanizaki junichirou #naomi tanizaki #sad thoughts

[ssaraexposs]

pov: you're saving your crush's ass for the umpteenth time

#i'm a hardcore sskk shipper but damn lucy is my best girl #i'll always defend lucy #how can atsushi be so fucking oblivious #i swear atsushi's blinder than jouno #lucy saving atsushi'ass pt 24 #lucy is part of atsushi's plot armor #she's not even trying to be subtle about her obvious crush #lucy is so cute #i love her so much #bsd #bsd s4 #bungo stray dogs #atsulucy #atsushi nakajima #lucy maud montgomery

[pillow-anime-talk]

love you like crazy.

request: good day! can i ask headcanons about gom fall in love with the same girl?

# tags: headcanon; teikou!au; friendship; light!romance i think; lil bit of comedy; some fluff; also angst or drama, idk; sfw

includes: female reader ft. generation of miracles {knb}

author’s note: i love this au.

↘ It’s hard.

↘ It’s really really really hard when two boys fall in love with the same girl.

↘ Not to mention the moment when five guys, who are also friends, are in the same basketball team and – to make matters worse – are from the same school as their object of sighs and the rest of the ‘opponents’.

↘ Problems arise when the captain of the Teikou basketball team asks you for help in the last year of the Junior High School. He asks you to become an additional manager who would be the team’s treasurer. This causes much more conflicts, because you’re not only in the same class with Midorima, with Akashi on the student committee, with Murasakibara you take extra classes in physics, and Kise and Aomine often ask you for help with their homework or tests. So, yes, now you will spend with them even more time.

↘ It’s begs for a huge tragedy! 

↘ As you are at their trainings or games now, the boys always try to catch your attention on them. Ryouta always screams and asks you to watch him, so Daiki tells that you don’t have to look at those pathetic throws; he tells you to only look at him, because he’s better than blonde one. From the other end of the court, you can hear the bored voice of the purple-haired giant saying that ‘Mhmmm, Y/N-chin has more important activities than watching two idiots’. Shintarou thinks the same, by the way. Also, let’s not forget about Seijuurou who listens to all of this and then comes up to you with the question of if you are comfortable here and if he should reprimand them.

↘ But it’s okay. You don’t mind.

↘ Weeks slowly pass and everything flows as it always does; the three-point shooter brings you a lucky item every day, Atsushi shares snacks or drinks with you, Kise walks you home because both of you are just going in the same direction, Akashi buys you small gifts to thank you for taking care of the whole team and ace invites you at every lunch break on ‘his’ roof so that you can eat dinner with him (or take a lil nap).

↘ Of course, you don’t see anything wrong or suspicious in their behavior. You’re just oblivious and dense. You consider all their actions to be pure friendship without even realizing with what admiration all five Generation of Miracles members look at you when you all go out together and you wear your normal clothes or a new hairstyle.

↘ At the end of the year, each boy tries to please you as much as possible and at the same time humiliate the others in order to show himself in the best possible way.

↘ Did you know that Aomine brings sexy magazines to school and is afraid of the harmless bees? No? You know that now.

↘ You probably didn’t know that either, but Midorima is still sleeping with a plushie and Kise once pissed on his own bed and did it for the first eleven years of his own life.

↘ Akashi starved his fish once, press F. And Murasakibara, when he was a child, ate soil from pots.

↘ And when is finally the end date of the school year, you open your locker for the last time to change your shoes and go home. However, a faint surprise appears on your face when you see five envelopes without a signature. As you read them, you are even more surprised that each of them has a secret meeting place and a request to come. Of course you decide to see what’s going on because you’re dense as fuck.

↘ You smile gently when you see your five friends, but at the same time you hear their quarrel about which of them you like mostly.

↘ “... At least Y/Ncchi tells me that I am improving my grades so well and she’s proud of me!”

↘ “Yeah, yeah. But she shares breakfast with me, so you have nothing to brag about, you idiot!”

↘ “Ehhh? Se knows the names of my favorite snacks by heart. Also Y/N-chin says I’m cute. I think, I won.”

↘ “I don’t want to say anything, but I know her best because we were in the same class for two years, nanodayo.”

↘ “Shintarou, you’re wrong. I am on the student council with her and as captain I have had the most interaction with her since she is our manager.”

↘ You have to stop it or there will be a fight.

↘ So you greet them and they immediately smiling warmly at you. You ask if anything happened and where did these letters come from in your locker. Of course, Seijuurou wants to answer you right away, but you interrupt him once again, saying in a shyly voice that you are so glad that they have decided to say ‘Goodbye’ to you before leaving school and that they are your best friends for the rest of your life.

↘ Then Akashi loses his ability to speak and literally doesn’t know what to say when you tell them that it has been a truly amazing three years of friendship between you and them. You also hope that in the future you will still see each other from time to time to talk about life or about what will happen in your High Schools.

↘ Oh, Lord. You’re so dense. I can’t breathe.

↘ Then blonde one laughs awkwardly and nods his head as he tries to save all of you.

↘ After a short moment, you decide to hug them, thanking them one by one for their support, all the lucky items, chocolate milk from vending machine, eating dinner together and walks to home.

↘ In the end, you wish everyone good luck in their new High Schools and promise that you will meet again with them as soon as possible. You hug all five colorful letters to your chest and bow slightly as you retreat.

↘ Only then all five basket players sees, or rather hears, Kuroko calling your surname. You smile broadly as you wave your friends one last time. Your figure run up to blue-haired, immediately starting a conversation about the school you have chosen together. Yes, yes. Both of you chosen Seirin High.

↘ And then the members of the Generation of Miracles understand that they have forgotten about Tetsuya – about someone with who you spent even more time than with the rest of GoM squad; you both went to the library together, you talked about basketball together, you watched the team behavior changes and you also went out (as friends) for shakes together.

↘ Aomine is the first to laugh, catching the attention of the other four boys.

↘ “Oi, yeah. The shadow is never visible.” He says in an amused tone, shaking his head. “And Tetsu was a shadow not only for us, but also for Y/N.” He adds quietly, looking at the former teammates. “Anyway, I’ll be the one who get Y/N, none of you can beat me.”

↘ “Oh, Aominecchi, don’t think you will win when I like Y/Ncchi too.” Kise adds, turning around.

↘ “Y/N deserves better than the two of you, nanodayo.”

↘ “Ehhhh, I’m coming home. Then I’ll call Y/N-chin. I miss her already.”

↘ “Good luck then, friends. See you all at the first competition.” Akashi interrupts their argument, smiling. “We will see who Y/N will choose and which team she will support.”

↘ If they only knew that you would soon be supporting the Seirin basketball team...

#— 🍓 #kuroko no basket #kuroko no basquet #kuroko no basket imagines #kuroko no basket headcanons #kuroko no basket x reader #kuroko no basket x you #kuroko no basket x y/n #generation of miracles #kise ryouta headcanons #kise ryota x reader #midorima shintarou headcanons #midorima shintarou x reader #murasakibara atsushi headcanons #murasakibara atsushi x reader #aomine daiki headcanons #aomine daiki x reader #akashi seijuurou headcanons #akashi seijuurou x reader #kuroko tetsuya headcanons #kuroko tetsuya x reader

[yandere-daydreams]

d-dazai is hot. jealous dazai is even hotter

Some good ol’ possessiveness can never hurt anyone… or, it’ll never hurt me, at least. Dazai’s Darling doesn’t have the same guarantee, apparently.

TW: Toxic Mindsets, Toxic Relationships, Blood, Injuries, and Implied Stockholm Syndrome.

You weren’t sure when, but at some point, you’d come to the conclusion that there were two very different, very distinctive Dazais.

One was your partner, obviously. The man who left wildflowers on your desk every morning, when you still worked, the lover who always knew just what to say, the thoughtful person who would wipe away your tears and reassure you with quick, chaste kisses every time you found yourself overwhelmed. You loved this side of Dazai, and for the most part, he was the one present whenever you interacted with the boy in question. You were thankful for that, and you often found yourself happy to just be around him, like he was around you. Because he loved you. And you loved him.

Unfortunately, that wasn’t the Dazai sitting in front of you, right now.

You kept your head bowed as your kneeled in front of him, hard wood forming harsh indents in your knees. They’d be bruised the next morning, no doubt, but having Dazai’s sweeter side come out as he bandages and frets over the minor wounds might be worth the temporary pain. Dazai, meanwhile, towered above you as he leaned forward, legs open, as to better peer down on you. He didn’t seem satisfied with your downcast gaze, a gauze-wrapped hand quickly slipping under your chin, tilting your head back to face him.

“Did you forget who you’re supposed to be paying attention to, again?” He asked, a poison you hadn’t heard in months dripping from his lips. You could feel his eyes burning holes into your neck, adding to the discolored spots, the bruised hickeys, the still bleeding cuts stretching from your jaw to your collar bones, placed strategically in a way that made the marks impossible to hide. Everyone at the agency would notice, everyone in Yokohama would notice. If he even let you go outside again, you mean. “I thought we already agreed you wouldn’t be letting your mind wander, anymore. Especially considering that little stunt you pulled.”

You swallowed back your nerves, fight the urge to flinch as his thumb rubbed circles in a particularly nasty bruise. “I-I’m sorry, sir,” You mumbled, more out of instinct than any actual sense of regret. “I won’t happen again, I promise.”

He only hummed, shifting, looking down on you a little more with every movement. “And what are you sorry for, angel? You know what you did wrong, don’t you?”

“I… I talked to Atsushi.” His grip around your chin tightened, nails digging into your skin despite the pleasant, calm smile still plastered over his features. It’d always scared you, how cold that expression could be, sometimes. But, you made sure to bury the feeling as soon as it’d resurfaced. “I’m sorry I talked to him without your permission. You told me not to, but I did, and I shouldn’t have.”

Dazai took a moment to scan over you, only releasing you when he realized you were beginning to tear-up. With a sigh, Dazai leaned back, letting you stare hopefully before he relented, gesturing for you to stand, if only to pull you into his lap as soon as you were on your feet. You didn’t argue, only repositioning yourself to straddle him, slotting your face into the crook of his neck and pressing yourself against him, suddenly so desperate to escape the freezing air biting at your open wounds. If the affection did anything to satisfy Dazai’s anger, he didn’t show it, still acting like he was doing you a favor by running his hands over your hips, planning his next bite, his next bruise, his next punishment.

Hot breath fanned against your shoulder, his grin soon pressing into your skin, teeth brushing too close for your comfort. “You’re so beautiful, like this,” He mumbled, his voice quieter than it had been, but never losing that raw, distant brutality. It was the measured type, Dazai’s special brand of calculation never failing to leave you hiding your face in his shirt, hands balling around the fabric as his lips ghosted over an unmarked patched of skin. There was no warning, no fanfare, no warning as canines sunk into thin-skin, Dazai taking a moment to suck and bite before he thought to pull away. “Missed a spot,” He explained, much more bluntly than you’d like. “I can’t let you think I’m getting soft, now, can I?”

You attempted to reassure him, to make sure he knew you’d never believe that, but the words died as soon as they could form. Trying to force something out only resulted in a pitiful squeak of a sound, tears quickly becoming impossible to hold back, just as much out of frustration as they were out of the aching pain in your back. The breakdown was almost instant, but it was just what your loving, caring boyfriend had been waiting for, nimble fingers soon tracing patterns in your back, falling to your hips as he held you against his chest, lifting you with him as he stood.

You knew what came next. Dazai would clean your wounds, change the clothes you were still wearing, and shower you in as much love and affection as you could stand, in one night. He’d tuck you into bed, then climb in next to you and pretend he didn’t notice when you sobbed yourself to sleep, and neither of you would talk about it, the next morning. He followed a routine, and he liked it when you did, too.

You weren’t oblivious. You knew how fucked up it was, how abusive he could be, how you didn’t do anything to deserve the way he treated you, and most of all, you knew Dazai was irrational, possessive, crazy. You could leave, you should leave, but... 

This was Dazai’s worse side, his sadistic side.

And you really did love the kind Dazai, your Dazai. Too much to think about leaving, and far too much to go through with it.

Even if that side of him was becoming a little less common, these days.

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere love #yandere prompt #yandere imagines #yandere oneshot #yandere drabble #yandere scenerio #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs imagines #bungo stray dogs #yandere bungou stray dogs imagines #yandere bungou stray dogs #bsd imagines #yandere bsd imagines #yandere bsd #yandere dazai #dazai x reader #yandere dazai x reader #bsd x reader #yandere bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs imagines #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #possessive #obsessive #obsesion #jealousy

[mistabullets]

Soft for You (Kinktober Day #1 - Pegging)

Characters: Yosano Akiko x Reader

Word Count: 933

Summary: Yosano surprises her boyfriend

Content Warning: n/s/f/w, amab reader, pegging, femdom, older woman/young man, just only be a couple years though

Note: I’m joining in late but I don’t care <3

It had been an exhausting day - mountains of paperwork had to be filed, the telephone kept ringing throughout the entirety of your shift, and everyone else was snappy and on edge (even sweet and oblivious Kenji was not in the best spirits). Akiko, who had a soft spot for you, her younger and submissive boyfriend, wasn’t in the best mood. Apparently, Dazai returned to his stupid suicidal tendencies and Atsushi wounded up in his antics and got himself injured. Plus, combined that with Kunikida’s injuries from the day before - she had a lot on her plate. While she was always so eager to “help” her coworkers toward the path of recovery, it doesn’t mean using her ability didn’t exhaust her.

But her demeanor brightened a bit, especially toward the end of the day when the shift was finally slowing down. The older woman mentioned she had a surprise for later that evening, “Something to help us both wound down from today’s work.”

Well, you didn’t expect it to be a waist harness, black (and it definitely accentuated the curves of your girlfriend’s ass). And oh, you definitely weren’t expecting a black strap made of silicon - definitely not too thick but it was certainly realistic and had some length to it. Akiko beamed with pride when she demanded you unwrap the box to see your present. Her heart swelled upon seeing your reaction - immobilized by embarrassment, cheeks fuming a crimson shade, and words sputtering from your lips as you processed what she had given you.

“H-How did you--”

Akiko giggled, her words mocking your surprise, “You’re not good at hiding your porn history, dear. Especially if you forgot to close the tab.”

That you made you blush even more, much to your girlfriend’s pleasure, “O-Oh… well, I don’t really have much to hide from you. Pretty sure you would figure it out sooner or later.”

“Well, luckily for you, I found out sooner,” poised like a cat, she was quick to straddle your lap, slender hands reached for your face, tilting you to face slightly upwards so she could press her lipstick covered mouth against yours. Calculating as always, she grinded herself against your lap and felt your bulge straining in your pants. You squirmed under the intensity of her magenta eyes - they were so intimidating, so frightening but they softened into a haze when she was with you. While it was fun to tease you, too sadistic to not pass the opportunity of making subtle comments during work just to see you glow pink, she did love you. She wanted to nurture you and suffocate you in her embrace, in her firm grasp.

“A-Akiko… please--”

She stopped her incessant grinding and couldn’t help but beam further at your soft request, but it wasn’t one of malice but rather a doting twinkle.”

“Well, since you asked so nicely~”

-

You were melting under her touch

Sweat dripped from your hairline as your lover proceeded to fuck your earnestly. The sensation of the silicone toy had been a weird feeling but once she began experimentally thrusting inside, the discomfort dissolved into an unfamiliar pleasure. You laid on the bed, exposed to her lust ridden eyes as she drank in unguarded form spread wide open and beneath her. Fingers, gloves long removed, ran down your chest - she couldn’t resist the urge to squeeze a pert nipple as she found a comfortable rhythm to pound you. You groaned, mouthing strained pleas for more of her powerful and sensual jolts from her hips.

She wanted to come closer - she pressed her breasts up against your defined chest, her strong hands holstering up your legs and digging crescent-shaped marks into your thighs. Yosano wanted to examine the way you reacted to the strap ramming into your ass. She observed when your eyes would roll back and flutter when she pushed particularly deep; how your voice grew loud and you particularly mewled when she picked up the pace. The doctor took these observations to heart, memorizing what angle made you feel grip the bedsheets tighter and what elicited the sweet curses tumbling from hazed mind to your delectable lips. When you were crying how good it felt, how she was hitting that sweet spot of yours, she knew you were almost at the top. Your girlfriend crashed her lips against yours, tongue swirling and tasting you before leaning back up to focus on her next course of attack.

Her hand wrapped around your weeping cock, pumping and teasing the pink head just right - muscle memory guiding her as she coordinated her movements. “S-Shit, A-Akiko--! I’m gonna cum, g-god, r-right there, p-please--!”

C-Cum for me, my good boy,” she demanded in between ragged pants.

And you did - you exploded right into her hand, cum spurting out and landing on your belly as well. Yosano eased her pumping, gradually slowing down her thrusts. Once she caught her breath, she eyed you seductively and lapped up the sticky cum with a content hum. She pulled out gently and found herself laying down next to you. While usually she was meticulous with her aftercare and wanted to bathe immediately after, she wanted to admire how you wallowed in the aftermath of your lovemaking. You were quick to give her a chaste peck, curling up to her and her pliable body. “T-That was amazing, Akiko… love you…”

And you were out.

She supposed a bath could wait. Akiko brushed the sweat matted locks away from your face and reached for the blanket, covering the both of you up; she kissed your forehead.

“I know I did.”

#bsd x reader #kinktober 2020 #my writing #scenario #not sfw #heed warnings #bungou stray dogs #bsd #yosano akiko #yosano x reader

[yinses]

caught! | junichiro tanizaki bsd

thinking a lot about dom!junichiro now and how clueless his fellow detectives are to his inclination. so why not consider what would happen if kunikida or atsushi stumbled across junichiro and his s/o both having some fun in the office when they think no one is around?

— why not both? because while junichiro has some people fooled, he doesn’t have everyone oblivious. obviously rampo knew, his private grin every time he notices a mark on your body would make both of you blush. same with dazai, because let’s be real, he’s probably just as kinky. probably shares some tips on bondage. yosano never really considered it? she’s smart enough to figure it out if she thought about. and while it would catch her by surprise, she would have realized she should have seen it coming. don’t get me started on kenji, pure souls should remain pure. so that just leaves our resident idiots:

— it’s one of those rare off days after a big mission where the president gave everyone some time to relax and recuperate. but the agency can’t just like completely close because the city never rests and there is always the potential for danger. so you and junichiro offer to hang around and man the phone lines, allowing both naomi and haruno to have a much needed break too.  but your altruistic motivations quickly lose their flare as you realize now neither of you can enjoy your day.

— which is why you find yourself straddling junichiro’s lap with a pouty face, begging for him to provide some entertainment. and why, you ask is our private dom flushing instead of taking initiative? because just that, he’s a behind closed doors dominant, not really prone to taking charge out in the open. but you’re so persistent and provocative with the grind of your hips against his crotch until you just draw it out of him?? instantly soaking your panties when he grips your chin with that narrowed calculated look. “we might be in public, baby girl, but we’re still alone. watch yourself.” he reminds you and you’re trying so hard not to grin because you want him to fuck you, not punish you. even if those sometimes go hand and hand.

— and oof does he. face pressed into the wooden integrity of the desk, you receive every brutal thrust of his of his hips as he pounds into you from behind. he’s still relatively cognitive of the fact that this is your workplace and will be eager to get you off as soon as possible. being more giving with your pleasure by rubbing two fingers against your clit to increase friction. 

— his lips are against your ear as he leans against your back, the starch of his shirt scratchy against your exposed back where he has your shirt bunched around your shoulder. the trademark sweater around his waist, more useful as bondage material around your wrists. “really pushing your luck here, aren’t you sweetheart.” “trying to take advantage of me?”

— you wit that you aren’t, barely piecing together words as he hits your g-spot with pin point accuracy. you asked for it so he’s going to give it to you. fortunately you look like an absolute slut, eyes rolled back and choking on your own moans so it's relatively easy for him to chase completion. he closes his own eyes, mind drifting to just how he plans to punish you for this later. maybe some sensory deprivation and a few toys until you’re desperate for an orgasm not just bored for one. 

— which is of course the perfect opportunity for kunikida and atsushi to barge in for a spare deck of cards to supply for their game down in the cafe below. 

— poor atsushi is absolutely broken at the sight of soft junichiro absolutely wrecking his girlfriend under the bright glow of the open widow. his poor mind can’t process the synapse between your bound wrists and tear stained face in dichotomy with your obvious enjoyment if your verbal pleasure has anything to say for it. 

— and kunikida? yikes. once he comes over the initial shock he’s sputtering nonsense as he scrambles to gather the out of commission tiger. which of course alerts you both to your audience. despite the hard halt of his thrusts, you still come embarrassingly around your boyfriend’s cock. trying desperately to grind your face into the desk. and given your lack of escape options and the fact that your restricted hands  you can’t even properly hide your shame. 

— poor junichiro is trying desperately to save face. stuck between pulling out and subjecting them to the sight of his soiled junk and remaining rooted behind the desk. “w-wait kunikida! atsushi! i can explain.” but the only response he receives is the loud slam of the door closing. the silence is broken by the first phone call you’d received all morning.

 — the following day is … interesting to say the least. there is an obvious limp to your gait and your ass is still warm with the imprint of junichiro’s palm. you both try to maintain some sort of normalcy, stumbling over greetings to some of the other member’s confusion. 

— kenji is visibly worried. yosano is considering taking you back to her office for treatment of your unknown ailment. haruno is looking to naomi for an explanation but she’s just as clueless. rampo is just smirking around a breakfast pastry and cue to dazai chuckling darkly under his breath. 

— no one knows where atsushi is

— and kunikida literally cannot even acknowledge you guys

— kenji: why aren’t you sitting at your normal desk, kunikida ?

— oh yeah.... oops. 

#junichiro tanizaki #junichiro tanizaki x reader #junichiro x reader #bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs #junichiro tanizaki bsd #junichiro sins #1000000% self indulgent