#bad wizard!

[jitterbugbear]

Lesson no. 274859: NEVER EVER STEAL FROM A WITCH. YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON 💥

#animated in procreate + ae #i put many an hour into this #this is enhanced by the shitty sounds. they are on purpose. I KNOW IT SOUNDS BAD #rotating tiny stealing wizards in my mind at all times #can you tell this started as a bg study because i can #art #jitterbugbear art #artists on tumblr #animation #2d animation #digital art #procreate #wizard #fantasy art #thats it for the tags wahhooo i hope someone enjoys this im going to post the two bgs for this separately sometime soon

[saturdaysky]

you lose sight of it, somehow, when you consort with gods: how fragile mortals are, and how precious.

[gale of waterdeep & my pc, mayhew of nowhere in particular]

#mayhew is a gnome warlock/wizard who makes bad choices #mild act 1 goblin camp spoilers in tags that follow: #the fight was bc Mayhew hubris'd his way into Dror Ragzlin's mind but failed to hubris his way out #for some reason dror and all 99 of his favorite friends got mad about that #Shadowheart got HORRIBLY murdered in the spider pit. Mayhew got ensnared in vines while in an acid pool and taking arrows (lol) #i ran out of healing potions #gale and lae'zel survived to flee with the bodies of their friends #play on tactician guys it makes your games deliciously dramatic #anyway the rituals between mayhew and gale are intricate #mayhew #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #sky does bg3 #my art #referenced a pose from pexels -- they're a great site check em out #galehew

[airenfolio]

Mr waterdeep you are so beautiful

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale #gale bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #art #illustration #fanart #commissions open #commissions #down bad horrendously for the wizard #please rb

[seaquestions]

wanting permission, asking forgiveness. ah. you're so kind to me. (id in alt)

#witch hat atelier #orufrey #olruggio #qifrey #niksartstuffs #i am not immune to gay people. sorry they are like a modern CLAMP pairing to me. #i feel bad drawing wizard yaoi when my real favourite is coco. cocooo my child! niko is a noted main character enjoyer so. i will draw her.

[sadmages]

Durge thoughts

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #bg3 tav #bg3 durge #my art #ROGIER MY BELOVED BTW #gale talking about the weave for 30 minutes straight. rogier: i want you so bad. please #anyway the way gale creates magic from the weave with his hands with his voice it's music it's poetry to rogier #who feels like he only destroys (which is also why he is trying so hard to be a good bard but his lyrics fall kinda flat <3) #i think im gonna multiclass him into a wizard in a couple levels. for the role play. for the teaching of it all #rogier-posting

[ditchesanddunes]

I need an unhinged Barty

Give me a Barty who will hunt down hurt and kill for the people he loves

Give me a Barty who gets unhealthily obsessed with people

A Barty who, after Regulus died, cracked and used even more unforgivables, killed for fun, and tortured for sport

A Barty who heard Dorcas was killed and made it his personal mission to avenge her by any cruel means necessary

But when Evan died, a Barty who doesn’t even have rails to fly off of anymore. He kills anyone in his way, including death eaters, and he enjoys it. He is hardly on the death eaters side anymore but stays with them because of the pain they cause

And when he heard Pandora died, the sweet gentle soul of Pandora, he crumbled.

#barty crouch jr #I feel like we forget that Barty was the last one standing of their group #like his story is just as tragic if not more of Remus’ #man breaks my heart #he was a bad person though #he deserved better #marauders #dead gay wizards #harry potter #rosekiller #bartylus #slytherin skittles #marauders fandom #just my little unhinged boy #unhinged

[lilyofthevalleyys]

i had a thought.

you know those soulmate aus where they can feel each other’s pain?

so doesn’t that extend to period pains/cramps as well?

so when James felt a sudden, constant pain in his abdomen (around that area), he learnt that it was the cause of period pains/cramps and so assumed his soulmate was a girl.

Sirius always talked about having a little sister. but all of a sudden, Sirius started talking about a baby brother, and insists he’s never had a sister.

James never connected the dots. He never once thought that Regulus Black could possibly be his soulmate, even though he wished desperately for it, but wishes were just useless hope.

he’s also constantly felt horrible pains that reduced him to shaking messes, especially during the holidays. and Sirius would come back bruised and beaten.

it was only when Sirius hit his brother with a stinging hex at the leg during one of their fights, that caused James to fall instantly to the floor, did he finally, finally realise.

#AND #THOSE FUCKING MISOGYNISTS #CAN FINALLY FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW BAD PERIOD PAINS/CRAMPS CAN GET #that was actually where this idea was borne from #marauders era #dead gay wizards #regulus black #james potter #sirius black #trans regulus #trans reggie #trans #fanfic ideas #headcannons #fanfiction #ao3 #soulmate au #soulmates #soulmate #period

[phalaraluve]

his utter swaglessness and lack of critical thinking skills have bewitched me body and soul

#just met tara 🥺 #anyway ianthe is down bad for the wizard and the whole rest of the party is embarassed for her #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #m #galeposting

[emmedoesntdomath]

remus, facedown into a pillow: I hate him

peter, reading next to him: I thought you wanted to have his children?

remus: I can be multifaceted!

#harry potter marauders #hp marauders #the marauders era #marauders era #the marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #remus really going through all of the stages of grief with sirius #remus being remus #remus lupin #remus x sirius #wolfstar #sirius being sirius #sirius black #sirius orion black #gay dead wizards #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

[inkskinned]

i. about 2 weeks ago, i was told there's a good chance that in 5 or so years, i'll need a wheelchair.

ii. okay. i loved harry potter as a kid. i have a hypothesis about this to be honest - why people still kind of like it. it's that she got very lucky. she managed to make a cross-generational hit. it was something shared for both parents and kids. it was right at the start of a huge cultural shift from pre to post-internet. i genuinely think many people were just seeking community; not her writing. it was a nice shorthand to create connection. which is a long way of saying - she didn't build this legacy, we built it for her. she got lucky, just once. that's all.

iii. to be real with you, i still struggle with identifying as someone with a disability, which is wild, especially given the ways my life has changed. i always come up against internalized ableism and shame - convinced even right now that i'm faking it for attention. i passed out in a grocery store recently. i hit my head on the shelves while i went down.

iv. he raises his eyebrows while he sends me a look. her most recent new book has POTS featured in it. okay, i say. i already don't like where this is going. we both take another bite of ramen. it is a trait of the villain, he says. we both roll our eyes about it.

v. so one of the things about being nonbinary but previously super into harry potter is that i super hate jk rowling. but it is also not good for my mental health to regret any form of joy i engaged with as a kid. i can't punish my young self for being so into the books - it was a passion, and it was how i made most of my friends. everyone knew about it. i felt like everyone had my same joy, my same fixation. as a "weird kid", this sense of belonging resonated with me so loudly that i would have done anything to protect it.

vi. as a present, my parents once took me out of school to go see the second movie. it is an incredibly precious memory: my mom straight-up lying about a dentist appointment. us snickering and sneaking into the weekday matinee. within seven years of this experience, the internet would be a necessity to get my homework finished. the world had permanently changed. harry potter was a relic, a way any of us could hold onto something of the analog.

vii. by sheer luck, the year that i started figuring out the whole gender fluid thing was also the first year people started to point out that she might have some internalized biases. i remember tumblr before that; how often her name was treated as godhood. how harry potter was kind of a word synonymous for "nerdy but cool." i would walk out of that year tasting he/him and they/them; she would walk out snarling and snapping about it.

viii. when i teach older kids creative writing, i usually tell them - so, she did change the face of young adult fiction, there's no denying that. she had a lot more opportunities than many of us will - there were more publishing houses, less push for "virally" popular content creators. but beyond reading another book, we need to write more books. we need to uplift the voices of those who remain unrepresented. we need to push for an exposure to the bigotry baked into the publishing system. and i promise you: you can write better than she ever did. nothing she did was what was magical - it was the way that the community responded to it.

ix. i get home from ramen. three other people have screenshotted the POTS thing and sent it to me. can you fucking believe we're still hearing this shit from her when it's almost twenty-fucking-twenty-three. the villain is notably also popular on tumblr. i just think that's funny. this woman is a billionaire and she's mad that she can't control the opinions of some people on a dying blue site that makes no money. lady, and i mean this - get a fucking life.

x. i am sorry to the kid i was. maybe the kid you were too. none of us deserved to see something like this ruined. that thing used to be precious to me. and now - all those good times; measured into dust.

/// 9.6.2022 // FUCKING AGAIN, JK? Are you fucking kidding me?

#witches and wizards #kids need to be able to play games without knowing the extended universe #playing was easy #i knew i wasn't gonna be able to explain chronicles of christomancy #but we could pick up a stick and run around #nd say we were magic that would be enough backstory #and i think the last time i felt that sense of community #was the summer of pokemon go #it's about cross-generational connectivity bro #yes there are insular communtities but EVERYONE had fucking read harry potter #which is me saying - i think maybe people don't miss HER or the ACTUAL BOOK tbh #they miss... feeling connected #think about how so many people felt so weirdly ashamed and lost after Game of Thrones ended - #they did SUCH a bad job that the entire community just... vanished. #where beforehand people would have GoT weddings #we are just animals who love stories and love feeling like we speak the same language #btw i am not on twitter so i hadn't seen some of the shit she was doing #and then when i was 19 she published the ''american school'' hogwarts stuff #and was reading it casually bc again a huge nerd #and in it shes like ''the british taught the natives their more civilized magics'' #and that was like..................... oh okay. okay. so.....

[balleater]

you know what i am so glad that exu calamity gave us insight into vespin chloras's reasoning and everything because now i can confidently say that the guy who kicked off the point in exandria's history that killed 2/3 of the population and fundamentally changed the way the gods interact with the world had more understandable reasoning than ludinus da'leth does.

#critical role #vespin chloras #ludinus da'leth #also do not think this is me saying that vespin's plan was Good by any means #it is the perfect example of wizard hubris #its just that ludinus's plans are so insanely bad and fundamentally flawed #that it makes trying to replace a betrayer god and starting a centuries long divine war seem understandable

[appo-arsin]

huh.

#john f kennedy #jfk #clone high jfk #clone high #john fitzgerald kennedy #Kennedy #nothing bad ever happened to the kennedys #texas #dallas #dallas texas #cia #wizardposting #wizard #dick explosion #jfk60

[saturdaysky]

a little divine appreciation

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God Gale is endgame for Mayhew, and Mayhew couldn't be more pleased 😌

their mutual wizard disease brought them to some pretty low lows, but hey, ignore the tragedy, they're gods now! first order of business is a little worshiping at the altar 😏

Here's the sketch, which I also like:

Got majorly inspired by these lovely photos, one of which I used as a pose reference.

#mayhew #will have a different godly form once i settle on some details. and finish writing the fic about this #but may i just say i adore god gale? he's the worst version of himself and he'll never see it and i love that for him #plus i really love gods of volatile neutral traits like ambition that could amplify good and bad acts by turn #mayhew's portfolio is similar - curiosity. no way that could go wrong when paired with ambition! they're the questionable judgement duo #but mayhew's got an enormous heart so on the whole more good is put into the world than bad. ...usually. #can't take the wizard out of a wizard #anyway hi hello to all the god gale fans out there. there will be more fanart for sure #also can you tell I adore drawing body hair? i hope you can #my art #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale x tav #gnome tav #gnomeposting #galehew

[shadowgasps]

Aabria having to stop herself from sassing the Fox while he and Ame have a telepathic conversation was so good

#i wanna know what she was gonna say SO BAD #worlds beyond number #the wizard the witch and the wild one #txt #mine

[cptnbeefheart]

this old world may never change and sometimes i wonder: do you ever think of me?

#my art #ok to rb #christopher moltisanti #when that wizard cursed me and i felt indebted to his soul #sketchbook tour #sopranos #sopranos fanart #christopher your violent delights will undoubtedly have violent ends (are they even your delights to begin with?) #these are like 6 mo old now. at least the first two #i could prob make these look better if i edited them for longer but i cant be fucked. only uploading these now bc i figured if its been 6 #months i probably wont ever go scan these with the heavy duty 800 dpi scanner. this works good enough #i dont really draw like this anymore it got really exhausting #i miss watching sopranos so bad i felt like i was feasting on it for days every time i watched an episode. took so long for me to watch #bc anything that makes me feel that high couldnt be good for me. had to space the episodes out by a few days

[pumpkins-and-penguins]

the wizard, the witch, and the wild one’s final thoughts before drifting into slumber after a long night out on the citadel:

wizard: that was the best night of my life, easily

witch: this is everything that i ever hoped for and wanted and i’m going to do whatever it takes to protect these people

wild one: this was awesome and god i hope it lasts

a constellation of beloved friends sleeping restfully in the glorious day 🥹😭

#brennan don’t i will cry #hope nothing bad happens #wwwo #wbn #worlds beyond number #aabria iyengar #brennan lee mulligan #erika ishii #lou wilson #the wizard the witch and the wild one