robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.
Humans are weird: Beauty standards in the galactic community
In a multispecies setting, human beauty standards go a little under the radar.
You’re worried about your hair going grey? Aliens do not view grey hair the way humans do. For some, it might just be another human hair color, like blonde, red, brown, or black. Some even prefer grey hair because they like the color grey, or they like the way it contrasts with your eyes or your skin! It is possible some aliens have no clue it‘s considered a less attractive trait among humans, or that it has anything to do with aging. You might be stressing about getting your first grey hairs and your alien friend is like “oh wow you have such beautiful silver streaks/highlights in your hair! Did you go to the salon?”
Stretch marks? They might be perceived as skin patterns. “I didn’t know humans also could have stripes, they’re pretty! - Your alien friend of a species with natural stripes
You have a big forehead? All the big ass forehead aliens are relieved to finally see someone whose forehead isn’t so tiny! You’ve got to be the most attractive human out there.
You have monolids? Well, who cares, there is an alien species out there who all have monolids! Alternatively, there might be species with a third eyelid!
You got eyebags? Oh, those dark blue purpleish shadows under your eyes are so pretty. Is that make up? You naturally got smokey eyes? How lovely that you’ve got natural blue markings under your eyes. My species has to use make up to get those lovely shadows underneath the eyes.