[8/22/2023]
Day 35(?) of trying to find a drawing style that works for this blog,, I think we're getting closer
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This bit never fails to have me screeching the sheer annoyance the “fuck you guys and fuck this castle and fuck the fact that my sword is fucking jammed into the wall over there” look?? I can’t
Look at this. The “oh fuck my life” expression
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Haven't really seen anyone else talk about this but. Can we talk about how strange it feels to not be able to speak the language you spoke in your source?
Like I hear someone else speak it and I should be able to understand and speak it myself, but since this body doesn't know it, I can't do that
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“Beware of beautiful beings that walk the woods,” your mother once warned, half-serious, poking your little brother’s cheek, winking down at you where you stole a precious moment nestled against her side. “All may not be what they appear.”
A podfic of 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙝, 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙨 by @crithir
Listen here:
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why do people act like it’s a personal failing if you don’t get a joke? you comment “are you being serious?” under a post and they reply “no i’m obviously joking 💀” and suddenly everyone is clowning on you. like well it wasn’t obvious to me. sorry i’m not as smart as you or whatever but maybe you should not be so rude when someone is asking a question.
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I THOUGHT THEYU CALLED ME A DUMBASS CRYING LMAO
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[8/24/2023]
Suggestion from inbox: "draw dammek wearing a mods outfit"
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we had too much fun making this.. heres what our systems body is wearing today,, were always a hot mess
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writing “I cannot guilt trip myself into being better I cannot guilt trip myself into being better I cannot guilt trip myself into being better I cannot guilt trip myself into being b-“ on my arm in sharpie with increasing aggression as I break down sobbing on the floor
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also
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😭 well you see- last night i really wanted someone to come into my kitchen and be hungry for me!!!!
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love how tumblr tried to kill tagspam by limiting you to 30 tags with 140 chars each and also if you tag a specific way then only the first four tags will show your post in searches or whatever and also only original posts will show and not reblogs anymore (and that is ANY reblog, not just reblogs with nothing on them)
but then you still see porn bots scattershotting every trending fandom tag (plus some extras) and the only thing it's done is make rambling in the tags (and more importantly, trigger tagging posts!!!!!) needlessly difficult and also wrecked visibility if you reblog something and add to a post and then tag it with the same tags
also they broke tagging again so now the automatically added end character for each tag will eat the last few letters of a tag and also you can't actually hit the 140 character limit anymore??? you have to come like three under it or you can't add the fucking tag and it still gives you that obnoxiously condescending "Ooops!!! Tags can only be 140 characters or less!!!!" warning.
also hitting 30 tags shouldn't give me a shitfuck ass fucking "You did it. You reached 30 tags" message. just say "tag limit reached" or something c'mon you're a fuckin website and the only thing this makes me wanna do is strangle your entire fucking database center (as in the physical building. get my hands around that bricky bitch.) because i'm a fuckin tumblr user not a five year old and this whole like impersonal friendliness added to error messages and shit these days makes me so pissed.
enough with the "teeheeheehee!!! oopsie daisies!!!!!🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨ ouw code monkies cant handwe mowe dan 30 tagsie-wagsies!!!! oooh noooo 😭😭😭😞😞😞😔😔😔😕😕🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️😥😥😥😨😨😨😰😰😰🫠🫠🫠wooks wike youw gonna hafta wemove some tags!!!! ❌❌❌☹️☹️☹️🥺🥺😢 but make suwe dey'we onwy 140 chawactews! da code monkies eat ur tagsies and dey get tummie aches if dey'we too wong!!!!!! ^^ uwu nya rawr >w< xDDD" type shit. just fucking tell me "character limit reached" or something is it that difficult to just give users information directly anymore??????
also fuck the errors when your internet disconnects and it's like "this is a dashboard haiku. no posts here. who knows why?" "your dashboard is empty. soon it will be lush once more" on the app. that and the stupid fucking astronaut in the fuckin alegria/corporate memphis artstyle on youtube. fuck you. i don't need you to try to be funny and make me laugh because my internet connection is slightly spotty or to be given a fuckin illustration. just say "your connection isn't working". come on, say it with me. "your" "connection" "is not" "working". was that so hard? i get it's because it's ALSO a fallback in case the servers are down for some reason but jesus christ.
at least fucking facebook and instagram just give you "failed to load. check your connection" errors when they go down and most people know if you see them while your internet is up it means the website's having trouble and to wait a while. people aren't fuckin stupid and they don't need to be hand-held when a fuckin website goes down to the point you need to be vague and qUiRkY about it.
like if this shit doesn't stop i will find a way to physically choke a server rack. you fuckin wait. i'll make a goddamn computer experience asphyxiation. i'm gonna take your fuckin machines and i'm gonna fuckin feed them orbeez until they experience whatever the computer equivalent to an intestinal blockage is.
worthless piece of shit fucking website fr
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