#but for reals though

[crazycatsiren]

Every now and then I get a really sweet message in my inbox from someone and I'm like, wait, why am I not following them already? How did I manage to miss out on this super duper individual? For shame, Lorelei, for shame!

#mother witch ramblings #witchblr #paganblr #mutuals #tumblr bloggers #blorbos #lorelei's mind #but for reals though

[sergle]

this tweet is making me choke to death

#real though #sergle.txt #i'm sorry ik i don't generally post other ppl's tweets but i've been crying at this for a few minutes now

[bedupolker]

Just saw a goth girl on a dating app. Spider tattoo on her neck, purple hair, black nails, fishnets, etc. Her top spotify songs were all taylor swift. This is a prime example of Batesian mimicry, in this essay, I will

#this is real #no screenshots though I will not be doxing random women

[drusies]

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

#tes #GOD I SWEAR I CAN DRAW. REAL THINGS. FOR REAL AND NOT JOKES #NOT THIS TIME THOUGH

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton teaches Vanessa the first rule of FNAF

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #william afton #springtrap #spring bonnie #fnaf #sister location #fnaf 3 #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Vanessa gonna learn it’s real hard to get rid of her dad actually #Michael knows #Michael knows all too well how much William can’t die #he’ll help Vanessa though to get rid of him 🙏🏾

[raedas]

the thing about headcanoning a character as using different pronouns than canon is that sometimes all your social circle uses the headcanoned pronouns so it becomes entrenched in you and you start believing it so deeply. and then you venture onto tumblr and you’re like Hey why is everyone misgendering this guy

#shoutout to they/them marcy they’re so real #shamsisms #OBVIOUSLY PEOPLE ARENT ACTUALLY MISGENDERING* i’m just being silly. it feels so wrong though…

[wizard-legs]

I hate Justin McElroy for validating my lifelong fear of invisible ocean creatures in my pool with the ‘glass shark’ bit, because now every time I am in ANY body of water I have to act like I’m not afraid of Glass Shark so it can’t smell my very real fear

#BTW public service announcement I like REAL sharks. glass Shark is my arch nemesis though #my art #my comics #illustration #art #mbmbam #justin mcelroy #comics #comics on tumblr #comic artist #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #summer #swimming pool #sharks #digital sketchbook #my brother my brother and me #mcelroy brothers #mcelroys

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

#It’s just so different #even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol #in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps #if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it #esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends #no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr #u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS #meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life #this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation #like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !! #& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers #who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them #and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends #it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me #I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc #like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this #so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works #p

[crazycatsiren]

#memes #lols #disney #the little mermaid #but for reals though

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers #and so ends the saga #(this time for real i promise) #malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe' #alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess #let ortho have his dogs! #man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though #MY FAVORITE #ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK??? #malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly) #also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny #but there we go #idia has two modes and two modes only #he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny #or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)' #wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him #look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay

[captainkirkk]

I want to see characters being taken care of in an explicit and worshipful way. Home-cooked meals. Hair brushed and braided by gentle hands. Little gifts just because.

I want to read about characters who are not used to kindness being bombarded by acts of service. This trope works romantically and platonically. Give me found family and acts of service - all the ways a character is wrapped up in wordless, explicit care after years of cruelty and having no idea how to handle. I need it.

#fanfiction #this is the 'comfort' part of hurt/comfort #but i want to take it to the extreme honestly #not just comfort immediately after a traumatic event #but consonant daily comfort! #being taken care of because you are loved always and unconditionally #this is the real reason why i sometimes read sugar daddy AUs even though i don't like them #i want to read about characters being SPOILED #this is also why i love the mdzs love interests so much #luo binghe is the ultimate worshipful house husband and i love that #my posts #you can tell i'm irrationally tired when i start getting tear-eyed over someone being cooked a meal

[subterra-rose]

Do you think anyone told him he jumped out of a cake at a seventeen year old’s birthday party dressed as their ex or do you think they let him remain blissfully unaware when he became Simon again

#texting my patience #ice king #Simon petrikov #the fact that the discord chat agreed though… real

[haunted-xander]

Well, I guess you didn't have much of a choice either

#sooooo fucked up being a teenage boy just messing around with friends one day #and the next weird monsters are after you #and suspicious guys youve never met before start telling you you shouldnt even exist #and even the gentle girl who seems to know SO much that you met #says you have to disappear #all for the sake of this one boy youve never heard of #who apparently everyone loves and wants back #even if it means essentially killing someone else(you) #and youre expected to just. follow along and sacrifice yourself for him #even though you are also a real perosn with real friends (or so you believe) #and at the end you do it #because youre tired and confused #and part of you feels like it should do it #that its the right thing to do #even though you still dont know anything bc no one will tell you #except for the girl but everyone always goes out of their way to stop her #anyway im rambling the kh2 prolouge is so fucked up when u think about it #roxas #sora #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts 2 #kh #kh2 #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[brainwormcity]

Crowley: *calls Aziraphale a bastard*

Aziraphale: *blushes like it's the most romantic anyone has ever said to him*

Edit: I'm aware that it's an affectionate insult. I'm not implying that Crowley is being mean to him...

#let's be real though #it's definitely the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to him #Crowley has said every romantic thing that's ever been said to him #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #good omens crowley #crowley good omens #good omemes #good omens edit #good omens gif #aziraphale/crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale and crowley #crowley and aziraphale #anthony j crowley #crowley x arizaphale #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable lovers #ineffable partners #ineffable spouses #ineffable idiots #ineffable morons #Aziraphale blushing #good omens season one

[wotchernewt]

seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.

#that's not to say however that real life is on the same level of seriousity as all the other life games #the watchers grabbed all these players from the aftermath of the wildest party anyone's ever seen #the only ones not hungover were the ones drinking until dawn (now sleep deprived and plastered) #no one's going to have more than the vaguest memories of what the hell happened there #none of them sure if that was an actual Game or if some genius thought it would be a great idea to play-act one. while drunk. #the watchers know though. the watchers think it was funny. #wotcher talk #solidaritygaming #life series #life series smp #life smp #trafficblr #life series spoilers #real life #real life smp #rlsmp

[apinchofsanity]

As a neurodivergent individual, the worst piece of advice anybody can give when you're nervous is "just be yourself" -_-

.... Like ma'am.... how am I supposed to (sanely) explain to you that I physically cannot 'just be myself' because the self you are referring to is a carefully constructed facade tailored specifically to you and is in fact made up of an amalgamation of personality traits cherry picked from other people/fictional characters to suit your preference and personality?!!

#actually autistic #autism #neurodivergent #jobs #job me vs home me is very different! #very few people would like the 'real' me #seriously though! #advice