#but im dead serious read this

[borzoilover69]

Dirkjake fic recs?

THE GRAND FIC LIST:

calvariae - tony artreactor cw for talks of suicide, average toxic yaoi, epilogues-ish. starts off with a spectacular rant from dirk strider abt how platos a little bitch and ends in a way that had me sitting on the sidewalk on an afternoon remnicising like an old war veteran

empty nester - conejita cw for grooming mention, toxic yaoi, alchohol, so on so forth. literally the brograndpa fic of all time hands down, this fic is one of the best dirkjake fics this year. literally could not recommend more.

integuement -drew lifevoid jake eats a deer. dirk likes breaking into houses. somehow, this started a rather heated debate between me and my friends about how to get blood out of a cableknit sweater. what else do you need to know to get to read this? please read this. 10/10 fic.

head over heels - space gays that arent in space cw for lobotomy and suicide attempt, unhealthy relationships also nsfw. also onesided dirkjake. Dirkcentric. i really do NOT recommend reading this if you arent in the right headspace. otherwise its great.

bones of black marrow - aka that one insane html dirkjake fic CW for a lot of things including cannibalism gore nsfw weaponry seizures just a whole handful of stuff. heed the tags. interesting story story though i read this during work because im not a pussy. Really long.

upgrade - hotelroomservice & rykitty cw for suicide attempt grievous injury err death and fucked up ness. will have you sitting back in your chair by the end staring up at your ceiling. based on the movie of the same name. really really really awesome.

lunar calendar - tony artreactor cw for mentions of sex as selfharm, selfharm, alchohol consumption, REALLY unhealthy relationships, post-epilogue stuff, so on so forth. this fic was genuinely my fucking 9/11 dirkjake wise. like everything was different after reading that fic. literally everything. It probably made me insane.

and last but not least... shag, emotionally devastate - tony artreactor this is up there in the hs fanfiction bible for shit youve just GOT to read. it deals with post-canon in the most ripsnortingly funny way ever and is what made me genuinely love the idea of dirk and jake absolutely taking the mic out of each other both physically and verbally. it had me snickering and sending this to my friends like "OH MY GOD" and served as inspo for some of the facade and points i want to eventually make with LE jake when i get around to it. im so serious i cannot recommend it more.

New additions!

Its not enough to love the unreal - sloan twistedglossographer.

CW for attempted murder. Jake thinks dirks going to leave him and does something about it. Most BPD jake thoughts ever that latched in my brain like parasites

one of us was supposed to kill the other- sloan twistedGlossographer

CW For cannibalism and outright murder and gore.

Jake actually kills dirk and delivers a stunning brain process on how cannibalism links around to love and other shit dirkjake genuinely is like babies first spoonful of canmibalism love metaphor inspired by some posts i made. It really builds off of cannibalism as love its so awesome.

godspeed and happy readings.

#borzoi talks #dirkjake #fic recommendations #asks #dirk strider #jake english #knowing most of the authors on here sure is something #but im dead serious read this

[bitegore]

Zionists want you to conflate Judaism and Zionism. Zionists want you to believe that Judaism cannot exist without Zionism and that all Jews are Zionists. Zionism would have Jews believe that a Jewish state is the only way that they can be safe from antisemitism and will point to any instance of antisemitism as proof that Zionism is the solution- so Zionism wants gentiles to be antisemitic in their support of Palestine. They want you to conflate all Jews with Zionism and the state of Israel, and they want you to treat all Jews regardless of political affiliation as the face of Israel. Antizionist Jews exist, and incidences of antisemitism ostensibly acting against Zionism will not help dismantle the forces propping Zionism up.

Don't do their work for them.

#red rambles #viva palestina #antizionism #i haven't actually seen a lot of antisemitism personally. not recently anyway. but that's more a feature of me not following antisemites #i DO however see a lot of people talking about the people they're seeing throw their support behind antisemites using palestine #as an excuse to conflate all jews with israel #and i cannot stress enough that that is literally what israel and zionist forces abroad WANT. #i am jewish. my entire family is jewish. i want to see palestine free. and i have SEEN how the jewish community gets conflated with israel #both from the inside and out #and i am dead serious when i say that every time someone is antisemitic it strengthens the conviction from people abroad #that it's a terrible sad situation but there's 'no other choice' #if you're being antisemitic you are doing the enemy's work for them. Stop it. #like... look. i am putting this in the tags bc im talking in the tags but i mean this. I do not give a single flying fuck if you personally #are a giant raging antisemite at the moment. Your personal beliefs are your problem and not mine. I do not fucking care. But if you are #being openly and loudly antisemitic *in your support of palestine* you are absolutely not fucking helping. I am so dead serious right now #if you want to raise awareness and you're being antisemitic because of deep held beliefs or whatever i want you to look around and read the #fucking room. Do you understand how much of Israel's international support comes from the idea that they are the only country where jews ar #safe from antisemitism? do you see how every time palestine comes up people point at incidences of antisemitism in anti-genocide actions to #discredit the entire movement? do you not understand how your actions are cutting the movement down at the knees? #i'm jewish and proud of it. i don't like antisemitism. but there's a genocide on and i'd rather work against it than quibble over who i #work alongside. i dont fucking care. you can be as antisemitic as you like in private. stop fucking the movement up. #there are bigger things to worry about here. if i can put aside my own concerns as to who i'm talking to you can hold your tongue #and fight the good fight instead of handing weapons to the people who are trying to fucking flatten gaza.

[bhvr]

#i would’ve put adriana in the first spot but a sm held me hostage earlier so she’s not allowed to be in the shitpost #anyway #read hux’s lore im so serious he actively chooses he/him pronouns over it/its #dbd #dead by daylight #susie lavoie #hux a7 13 #the deathslinger #caleb quinn #the trapper #evan macmillan #upload

[thwackk]

i demand your arts

here u can have this one single piece of fanart i made for the fanfic that literally ruined my entire life

#the little house on the prairie halbarry… #if you know you know #halbarry #hal jordan #barry allen #kyle rayner #guy gardner #they r fuckin silly and nothing bad happens in the story i promise. everything is fine forever :) #i gotta be so honest right now that shit is the best thing i’ve ever read in my entire life i am so completely dead serious you dont even kn #i would do horrible ungodly things to farmer barry #what. sorry the demons won #okay honestly i could gush abt this fanfic for literal days it’s not funny i could make like a whole powerpoint abt it it’s been driving me #absolutely crazy please help me #im so normal abt it #my art lol #the absolute grip this shit still has on me… i’ll never get over it

[bucketwritingpail]

I want- i want to write a Pride and Prejudice Dead On Main fic

#i just woke up from a really vivid dream #annny way #jason is Mr Darcy and Danny is elizabeth #and get this #damian and Dani are mr bingley and Jane #mrs. bennet is vlad #so basically damian gets anounced as heir to to the wayne enterprises and Vlads all oooh we gotta get in on that #so he introduces dani and dami at a ball #yada yada #im only actually on chapter 8 of p&p so i dont really know how thisll turn out #but anyone else is free to use the idea! #just tag me cause i want to read it #bucket writes things #dp x dc #dead on main ship #serious chaos ship #dpxdc #dpxdc prompt #fic prompt #dp x dc crossover #pride and prejudice x dp x dc

[gingerrrella]

I just finished the sunshine court and I literally never post on here but, Nora sakavic, the woman that you are, I will not hear a word of slander about this holy god I am eating drywall about it @korakos

#the sunshine court #aftg #jean moreau #jeremy knox #neil josten #tsc #its exactly what i wanted and more im so dead serious #i also read it in one sitting so i may be delirious #but my comments stand

[hier--soir]

I would love to know about books that changed your life…favorite books?

oh boy okay buckle up! let's talk books! [thank you so much for asking, i love talking about this stuff ilysm]

so i am currently reading decreation by anne carson which i am really loving, and i reckon that's instantly on the list so we'll start there.

lemme break it up by genre with everything i can think of off the top of my head [and see on my shelf right now] also YOU ASKED SORRY BUT IM BOUT TO RUN WILD ALSO IM DEFINITELY FORGETTING LIKE A HUNDRED GOOD BOOKS HERE

short-story/poetry collections [aka the main thing i read most these days]

brute by emily skaja

flèche by mary jean chan

deaf republic by ilya kaminsky

autobiography of red by anne carson

foreign soil by maxine beneba-clarke [changed me forever]

bluets by maggie nelson

her body and other parties by carmen maria machado [idk if this entire collection is on the favs list, but some of them? woof]

classics

an oresteia translated by anne carson

narcissus and echo [from metamorphoses] by ovid

the bacchae by euripides

old [and old-er] lit

macbeth by willy shakes [see: my blog description]

hamlet by willy shakes

a streetcar named desire by tennessee williams

the end of the affair by graham greene

contemporary lit

nightbitch by rachel yoder [who else out here turning into a dog when their husband is away for work?? just me?]

the secret history by donna tartt [duh]

milk fed by melissa broder

year of wonders by geraldine brooks [this book has everything: the plague, self-flaggelation, gore, fucking the local priest!]

call me by your name by andré aciman [lots of discourse around this one but you can't deny that the writing is beautiful]

a book that is not a favourite but certainly changed me as a person lmao

crash by j. g. ballard

fav series of all time!!!!

the skulduggery pleasant series by derek landy. idgaf! that irish man changed my life, go read it that shit is timeless. sorcery? friendship? vampires? violence? incredible stuff. the birth of my whimsy.

#sorry if men are out there writing books cause i've only read like ten of them lol #books!!! #hit my ask box if u wanna hear more about any of these im dead fucking serious #jessie's library #<- for real! #personal #jessie reads #jess replies

[pseudowriter69]

so we got tatsumi (actual priest) and yuzuru (on his own) for canonical Bible readers. any other people to add to my hypothetical Bible study shuffle group or

#enstars #ensemble stars #tatsumi kazehaya #yuzuru fushimi #im being dead serious when i say yuzuru has read the bible by the way #i also made a bible study bros poster of these two #tw religion

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: MARS (PART 2)

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Maj. Kaidan Alenko, Lt. James Vega, and Dr. Liara T'Soni With: The Illusive Man and Dr. Eva Coré Your vision is pathetically limited. You were a tool- an agent with a singular purpose. And despite our differences? You were relatively successful. But like the rest of the relics in this place, your time is over. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

#mira makes gifs ✨ #shenko #james vega #kaidan alenko #sophie shepard #liara t’soni #the illusive man #eva core #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #ITS PART 2 BABY! I COULDNT GIF PEAK SHENKO CONTENT AND NOT MAKE HER A 2-PARTER YALL #these are my favorite bisexuals on the citadel i had to give mars a double feature ✨ #‘the person i followed to hell and back the person i loved- are you in there somewhere?’ we cried. for real like this line THIS LINE #the first time i played ME3 it crushed me into a thousand pieces and it still does tbf #but like i also forgot how many good lines TIM has in this first mission until i was collecting footage while i was playing #like his lines go HARD (not javik ashes of a trillion dead souls hard but still) #also i may hate him but he looks fine as fuck in those new PV suits i will not lie #also im ngl the way femshep carries kaidan after he gets his head smashed against the side of the cruiser sends me every time i cannot #like sometimes you just have to carry your boyfriend like he's a sack of potatoes over your shoulder when he's bleeding to death! #like come on girl CARRY HIM BRIDAL STYLE or DONT CARRY HIM AT ALL #but on a serious note the way shep looks at kaidan back on the normandy? when he's in the med bay? #the way they just are so lost in him being injured?? in the possibility of him dying?? the panic in their eyes?? #the way they only get brought back to reality when liara starts shouting?? chef's kiss tbh #bioware VS canon may be poo but the end of priority mars will always be famous to me #thanks for reading two gif sets worth of rants if you stayed for both!!! #i hope you have a good day!! 🥹✨

[pix-bun]

If you ever think to yourself, "I want to write a fanfic with my oc in it, but who will read that?" ME. I'LL READ IT. I WANNA READ ABOUT YOUR OC GOING ON ADVENTURES WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER. I WANT THEM TO HOLD HANDS AND MAYBE KISS. ME, I'M YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE. WRITE THE FIC.

#fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 #oc #im being so serious #there aren't enough self-indulgent oc fics #some of my fav fics ever have ocs #write the fic #cringe culture is dead #gimme more oc fics to obsessively read pls #i dare you

[hearts4juzi]

Respectfully its dumb as hell to hold ANYONE in Gregory's situation accountable, let alone a CHILD 😭

#media literacy is dead he could be 50 and id still defend him dude #“wow either lose your best friend or risk being used as a puppet again to kill everyone you have left” #like are you fucking serious #fnaf #tzu rambles #like yall are stupid. you clearly cant read. #can we put three thoughts together for one second im begging

[spike-and-faye]

ROMAN EMPIRE POLL!!!!

OKAY so we know beyond a shabbadabbadoo that Jet Black is absolutely a Roman Empire Stan Dad™️. [Beyond just History Channel too - I firmly believe that man has a thorough understanding of the philosophy of Marcus Aurelius and share most of his beliefs].

But what about the rest of the crew? What’s their ‘Roman Empire’?

Let’s start with Faye because ladies first or something

FAQ:

Serial Killers/True Crime category also includes things like the kidnapping of Jon Benet Ramsey, Casey Anthony killing her daughter and getting off on a technicality, Chicago Tylenol murders, the Unibomber, feral children, mysterious disappearances, etc.

Ghosts/Paranormal category includes aliens, cryptids, demons, reincarnation, ESP, and David Lynch himself

Chinese Hanfu Pieces might just be a me thing but I feel like Faye may just sit there and hyperfixate on Dream of the Red Chamber. This doesn't just have to mean Chinese, but any East-Asian period drama. Also probably modern K-Dramas because we all know Faye would eat that shit up.

Also I tried to keep it as non-pop culture and more-history oriented as possible. So I intentionally didn't include musicians or movies or TV outside of period pieces.

Spike, Ed, and possibly others soon to follows! (Let me know who to do!!!)

#I am dead serious about this #I was gonna put the Free Britney Movement but that’s be an obvious win #there’s soooo many others I wanted to do ugh #I was a titanic girly as a kid but as an adult im 10000% dinner party #I’ve read so many fucking bkkks on it #cowboy bebop #faye valentine #jet black #poll #quiz #sorry about all the fucking emojis ahahahahah

[iridiumzer0]

For those who don't know, the word "angst" isn't a modern term at all, it's actually the germanic enligh version of "misery".

Have that for a change.

#im being dead serious #the first word fanfic DIDNT make #fanfic #fanfiction #writing #book #books #reading #language #english #german #i think

[acompassionatemonster]

GOJO IS WINNING!!! Just letting yall know if you had any doubt 🤷‍♀️.

But, let's be for real. If Gojo dies, I'm dropping jjk. And I will sit here and pretend he didn't die (just like I do for nanami and toji).

ANYWAYS GOJO STANS UPPPPPP.

#we up #jujutsuedit #jujutsu sukuna #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen toji #jujutsu geto #jujutsu gojo #jujutsu toji #gojo fluff #jjk gojo #gojo saturo #gojo satoru #toji fushiguro #fushiguro toji #jjk megumi #megumi fushiguro #jujutsu nanami #jjk nanami #i will stop reading #im dead serious #dont play with me #sukuna is gonna lose #GOJO FANS WE UPPPPP #getou suguru

[demadogs]

i know i shouldnt be pissed at children but god i hate seeing videos of like 14 year olds getting eras tour tickets like i went to the speak now tour when you were still in fucking DIAPERS!!!!! give me your tickets.

#reputation came out WHEN YOU WERE SEVEN!!!!! #YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW ICONIC THAT COMEBAXK WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY LEARNING HOW TO READ #i know people are gonna be like let people enjoy things!! i will if you sell me tickets. #im mad and i WILL be a bitch about it #byler #and like 14 year olds is bad enough but kids under 10 shouldnt even be allowed #like im dead serious they are tiny children take them to disney land and theyll be just as excited #itll probably be cheaper too lmao #taylor swift

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

i have been Considering. watching sgt frog again. bc i stopped at around 119 . and it is a very fun show. but The Horrors

#sgt frog #keroro gunso #i cannot explain to you the amount of mental shit i have to brace myself for when watching this show #its good! dont fucking watch it. please god #its like home//stuck . like im dead serious it has the same effect #everyone who ive asked about hs to. has told me Never to read it #and im going to repeat that same sentiment for sgt frog. Never fucking watch this show /lh #they GET YOU with the first episode it's CAPTIVATING it's UNIQUE its like CANDY #and the rest of the show is one Long #Long #terrible horrible no good Very Bad trip . that IS GOOD. in some parts #but sometimes it leaves you wondering what the FUCK they were smoking in the writer's office #this isnt accounting for how unwelcome in the fandom i feel being a keroro fictive btw. which is its whole OTHER POST that nobody'll read #my point is . fucking . sgt frog sucks (affectionately derogatory) #it aged like the finest Milk left out on a Hot summer day in arizona #and by god we are all consuming the absolutely rotten curds #sorry for that analogy it was trhe best i got #btw i put this in the main tags . bc everyone Knows sgt frog sucks. we;ve all agreed this show sucks Butt and Ass and Balls #i should hope so anyways #because it does. its GOOD dont get me wrong. but Oh My God is it Bad