#but thats a secret i'll never tell :P

[wileys-russo]

Loved the Grace fic. Wondering if you could maybe do one where she has a secret girlfriend that doesn’t play football. And the team are trying to set her up not realizing that she has a girlfriend and then at one of her matches grace runs up to reader and that’s how the team finds out.

Something like that x

you never asked II g.clinton

"gracie just one date mate! you'll love her." millie slung an arm over the younger girls shoulder who rolled her eyes and shrugged her off. "just one?" grace squinted as the sun rose a little higher and the two arrived to the pitch for training.

"yes! just one." millie assured as the midfielder sighed. "alright, fine." grace shrugged as millies face lit up. "really?" the defender beamed.

"no ya idiot, i'll tell you the same thing i tell everyone. i don't need help findin a girlfriend!" grace rolled her eyes, saved by the whistle blowing signally training was about to start.

that didn't stop a barrage of the girls all trying to sweet talk her into meeting their 'friend' that grace would 'get on with like a house on fire' because she 'had soo much in common with them its like fate'.

she'd heard it all for weeks now, dismissing every little attempt with a firm shake of her head, abandoning conversation after conversation as suddenly they'd go from something she was engaged in to a topic she ran from.

thankfully some of the older girls stuck up for her and tried to shoo away the main culprits like millie, ella and maya who were constantly trying to set her up or ship her off with a new stranger every second day or so.

little did they all know, grace didn't need to be set up with anyone or accept any sort of dating help because she had you.

you looked up from your laptop at the familiar secret knock on your front door, snapping it shut with a grin and racing over. knocking the same pattern back you heard the girls laugh on the other side of the door before you swung it open.

"well hello gorgeous." grace beamed, launching herself at you in a hug as you let out a laugh, your feet lifting off the ground as the footballer spun you around.

"longest four and a half days ever." grace groaned, collapsing into you as she placed you back down and you shared a tight hug. "i'll be sure to pass that onto my boss, no more business trips because my girlfriend can't handle me being away." you teased, craning your head up to kiss her cheek.

"what! ya been away nearly five days and thats all i get babe?" grace scoffed in disbelief as you ventured back into the living room. "i'm sure you kissed your phone screen enough on facetime to make up for it baby." you grinned, having called her at least twice a day every day you were gone.

"yeah but me phone doesn't kiss back!" grace snatched your laptop out of hand, placing it down on the coffee table and flopping on top of you. "alright clinton, lay one on me then!" you sighed as if accepting a poor business deal as your girlfriend shook her head.

but deciding against a smart comment back like she normally would the taller girl wasted not another second, pressing her lips against yours as you exhaled softly into her mouth, the corner of which curled into a smile.

"missed you so much babe." grace mumbled into the kiss, one hand moving to the back of your neck as your tongues fought one another to take control. eventually you relinquished, your girlfriend taking advantage and exploring your mouth like it was the very first time.

"okay okay! no jumping me the first five minutes you're here." you pulled back with a grin as her hand crept up your top, squeezing at your chest.

"alright...i'll wait till its been ten minutes then like a gentlewoman would babe."

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"grace come on man! one date, you're always so stubborn. you think the worst of every girl we offer before you even meet them! just give us a chance to set you up with someone." ella groaned, dropping down beside the brunette who rolled her eyes, focused on lacing up her boots.

"answer hasn't changed tooney."

"gracie man please let me wingwoman ya!" ella begged, clasping her hands together as grace wordlessly shot her a firm look and shook her head.

"ella for god sakes leave the poor girl alone! youse are always harrassin her." thankfully mary swooped in to the rescue, ushering the mancunian away despite her protests.

you watched on in the stands of old trafford with grace's sister and a couple of your friends, a proud smile slapped to your face and unable to be wiped away despite the teasing from them all. sending your girlfriend a message at half time affirming just how well she'd played you tucked your phone back away as your girlfriend again waved as she entered back onto the pitch.

the little waves and cheeky grins sent your way weren't anything new however that didn't mean any of graces team mates had actually caught on, neither of you were particularly large fans of overtly public displays of affection either.

grace's time to really shine came in the second half when she bagged an assist and a goal, of course finding you in the crowd with a pearly white grin and another eager wave making you laugh and wiggle your fingers back at her.

the devils winning three to nil as the final whistle blew and the crowd erupted into cheers, your heart could burst with pride as you chatted with your friends and her sister, catching grace's eye mid lap who gestured for you to come down.

"lover girl has sent her summons!" your friends teased pinching at your cheeks as you rolled your eyes and swatted their hands away, all four of you making your way down to the barriers.

you hung back allowing the younger fans to all meet their idols, smiling at the excited squeals and cheers from them as your girlfriend and her team all made their rounds signing, high fiving and posing for pictures.

eventually you caught grace's eye again, lips curling into a smile as hers turned downward into a slight pout at how far away you still were. the crowd thinning a little you made your way to the front of the barrier, grace hugging her sister and friends.

"hi superstar." you smiled as it was finally your turn, melting into her embrace. "sweaty superstar." you teased as her skin stuck to yours, flinching away as she pinched your side for the jab.

"goal scorin superstar babe." grace grinned smugly as you hummed, her hands still firmly on your hips. "can the goal scorer get a kiss?" your girlfriend murmured, cocky smile dropping for a moment as her eyes searched yours for any sign of hesitation of discomfort.

but you didn't give her a chance to find any as you nodded, leaning in and pressing your lips to hers sweetly, hands cupping her face as you pulled away and let out a small laugh at the way her cheeks flushed rosy pink.

"blusher." you teased, kissing her cheek as she scoffed. "just from all the runnin round, don't flatter yourself!" grace rolled her eyes playfully,hugging you tightly from behind as you turned to lean against the barrier, her chin resting on your shoulder as she chatted away to her sister and friends.

"yeah i'll make sure she gets home safe." grace promised as your friends bid their farewell, her sister picked up by her own friends as you waved them all off, most of the crowd having dispersed.

"you really played so great gracie, i'm so proud of you." you smiled sincerely turning back around to face her, pecking her lips a few times with a smile.

"we've got an audience." you murmured, catching their wandering eyes over her shoulder. "fancy a tour of the change rooms?" grace grinned, wiggling her eyebrows and grabbing your waist hoisting you up and over the barrier.

"don't let the scare ya, bunch of big teddy bears the lot of em." grace promised, arm falling over your shoulder as she lead you toward the small group of girls looking on curiously, shrinking a little under their gaze.

"afternoon girls." grace smiled, squeezing you reassuringly. "whose this then gracie?" mary grinned with a raised eyebrow. "me girlfriend." grace smiled, kissing your cheek and introducing you properly.

"girlfriend!" one of the shorter girls jaw dropped, all four of them looking quite stunned as you pushed yourself a little tighter into grace's side as her arm dropped and her hand rested protectively on the small of your back.

"but-but-all the dates!" the same girl stammered out, another one rolling her eyes and smacking her. "dates?" you asked with a small frown, glancing up at your girlfriend.

"these three idiots have been trying to set us up on a blind date for weeks now. told ya i didn't need any helping finding a girlfriend!" grace chuckled, introducing the four girls in front of you.

"why the hell didn't ya just tell us!" ella, the same girl from earlier, shot the tall girl beside you a glare as grace grinned and gently pushed you to start walking with her.

"cause ya never asked tooney!" your girlfriend called over her shoulder, pulling you tighter into her side and ignoring the protests shouted behind her.

"you're a menace clinton, you couldn't just tell them?" you shook your head with a smile as she lead you off the pitch and down the tunnel.

"but baby, where's the fun in that?"

#woso x reader #woso #woso fanfics #grace clinton x reader #grace clinton #woso community #woso imagine #woso blurbs

[iheartchv]

Hello !! Can i request for a romantic cod match up? (Can be n/sfw, go ham with it!!) If thats alright aaa, its my first time asking but I love your works! >__<

✧ Im a 5'5 filipino girly (currently 22 years)

✧ Im slim and a bit on the underweight side, struggling to maintain a normal balance TT..

✧ I have a short black mullet hair with blue peekaboos, skintone's a bit on the lighter side

✧ Currently taking culinary classes, im in my 4th year

✧ an introvert but I can go up to people and talk about the things I observe about them! (For ex. The pins they have, the kind of clothes they have, etc etc) otherwise, I just stay quiet and stay put

✧ I love cooking, reading books, listening to music and oh dear god— sleep!!! Its the most rewarding thing for me as a stressed and pressured student

✧ The kind of music that i listen to is probably shocking for someone meeting me at first— they usually think I would listen to pop more but noooo they're wrong.. anyways, its Death metal, Black metal, and Nu metal :3

✧ I had an emo phase (mcr, p!atd, ptv, and so much more-) but now my style is more on old money and sometimes dark academia!

✧ Im diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder and to top it up, im also diagnosed with bpd :(( I am all over the place, i need constant reassurance on what im doing or i'll go nuts..

I feel like I overshared on this one— oh dear—

You can pair me up with anyone you deem fit for me :33

I hope you have a nice week! Muwah muwaah!!

🤔 uhmmmm.... I'll match you with...

Simon "Ghost" Riley 💀

I feel like Ghost would be your match

At first it would seem like he doesn't care about you at all;

You had told him he had a cool mask on

He just gave a soft grunt and went about his business

But once he warms up to you he'll be a lot less of a jerk

As friends, when you were out together, he'd always say something like "this isnt a date"

"Never said it was"

But you wished it was

Ghost was a nice guy underneath his cold exterior

He was there for you, a shoulder to lean on and an ear to listen and hear you out

He has your back 🖤

It took a bit but he asked you out

He got tired of waiting for you to ask

He knew you had a crush on him

You were more open than he was so he got to know more about you

When he trusts you completely he will open up to you

Further on into the relationship he will take his mask off around you and tell you his few secrets he has hid from everyone

Volunteers to be your guinea pig for any recipe of yours

No, it's not an excuse to eat your food...

....though it is the most delicious food he's ever had...

He's missed eating real food

Has noticed he's put on a few pounds

But you say he looks better

Even his close squad mates noticed

And though they may tease him having a girlfriend, he ignores them and mentions that they're 'just jealous'

#//ofc i hope you like your match ^v^7~♡ #ask #request #call of duty matchup #cod matchup #matchup #match up #cod mw #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #call of duty modern warfare 3 #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod #call of duty #ghost cod #cod ghost #call of duty ghost #ghost call of duty #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost x reader #iheartchv

[lost-walmartbag]

Stan Marsh x reader p 2

Warning: Swearing, sexual content, toxic relationship

Background: After you and Stan slept with each other at his show you and him chose to never speak of it agreeing it was a stupid mistake. But when Wendy finds your underwear in his van you both begin to question how long you can keep that night a secret.

Status: Complete

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Guilt

Ever since the concert, or more specifically what happened after the concert in the back of Stan's van, you felt guilty. You felt like you had to tell Wendy what happened but Stan begged you not to. You walk into the cafeteria seeing Stan and his friends eating lunch and Wendy and her friends at another table.

Stan looked up the minute his eyes saw you looking over at him he had a panicked look in his eyes. You usually flipped between sitting with Stan's table and Wendy's but right now it didn't seem right sitting with either. You take a deep breath and walk over to Wendy's table sitting down across from her.

"Hey Y/N. How was the concert it sucks I couldn't go." Wendy said with a warm smile making you cringe.

"Oh it was fun. The guys were great." You shift in your seat and hope the subject would be changed.

"Bet it was fun for one of the guys. When Stan picked me up this morning guess what I found in the van?" Wendy said clearly excited.

Bebe, Nicole, and Heidi were on the edge of their seats but you kept a straight face as all your thought were full of panic thinking about what it could be.

"I found a pair of panties in the back of the van." Wendy said with a laugh.

"Oh my god are you serious?" Bebe asked laughing.

"Thats so gross." Heidi said laughing along.

"Yeah at first I was like 'Stan cheated' so like we got in an argument but then he said that it was one of the guys with a groupie," Wendy explained.

"Oh so you don't know who it is?" You asked nervously.

"No, but it's not a huge deal who did it," Wendy said. "It's the guy's sex life I don't know it feels a bit wrong looking into it."

"For you! I wanna know who Cinderella is." Bebe said laughing harder which you gave a nervous laugh to in response.

"You're not even a little curious who could have had sex in the van?" Nicole asked.

"I mean maybe a little," Wendy said.

"Than it's settled we're gonna find mystery boy and Cinderella." Bebe said proudly as the bell rang signaling everyone to get to class.

"Shoot I have a test so Y/N you mind telling Stan I can't walk with him right now?" Wendy asked which you nodded to.

The girls all left and you quickly made you way to Stan grabbing him by the arm and pulling him away from anyone's earshot. He looked at you and instantly became nervous looking around to see if Wendy was near.

"W-wheres Wendy?" He asked

"She had to take a test dude that doesn't matter right now are you serious? She found my underwear?" You asked. "Why the fuck didn't you throw them out?"

"Why the fuck did you leave them in my van? I had to tell her it was one of the other guys." He said in an angry tone. "What kind of slut just forgets her fucking underwear?"

"Well great now thanks to that Bebe convinced all the girls to find out who it was who fucked in the van." You said crossing your arms.

"What the fuck Y/N. If she finds out I'm fucking screwed we're gonna be done for good." He said running his hands through his hair looking away from you and trying to franticly think of what to do.

"Maybe you deserve it." You mutter.

"You're the slut that slept with your friend's boyfriend this isn't just my fault. If I'm fucked you're fucked too." Stan said making you furrow your brow.

"We gotta get her off our scent." You say.

"How the fuck do we do that?"

"We have to make her really think it was one of the other guys. I'll let you know if anything else happens." You say and then grab Stan's shirt pulling him to your level. "And if you ever call me a slut again Wendy finding out how much of a fucking cheating whore you are won't be the worst of your problems."

You let go and Stan frowns glaring at you. You walk away and as you leave Stan stares at you. He kicks a trash can in frustration knowing that no matter what they do Wendy was going to find out one way or another.

A/N: Hey guys sorry if it's not great I have plans for this as of an hour ago so trust the process fr 🤞🏼 Anyway hope you liked it if you have suggestions for where the story should go or anything like that don't hesitate to let me know my ears and comments are very much opened 🩷

#south park x reader #south park #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh #wendy testaburger #x reader #fanfic

[gh0--st]

Freckles

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~This is based on a HC that Amity has freckles that she hides with makeup!

Summary: After Luz finds out that Amity has secret freckles, she helps her feel less self-concious about them.

Characters: Lee!Amity Ler!Luz

This is a tickle fic. If you're not into that kind of stuff, please leave.

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It was a sunny day in the human realm. Luz and Amity were walking towards the house, dirt covering their hands.

They had just finished helping Willow and Hunter with their garden and were now going to wash off their hands. Gus was out there too, but he wanted to stay with them.

Awkwardly, Luz managed to open the backdoor with her arm. They both walked in and walked towards the sink.

"Who would've guessed gardening could get you so dirty?" Luz said sarcastically as she turned on the sink.

Amity giggled at that. "You can wash your hands first." She said to Luz. Luz smiled and soaked her hands under the water.

Amity did the same not long after her. But she soon felt a bit playful. She raised her hands and flung water droplets as Luz, who sqeaked in alarm.

She giggled as Luz blinked in shock before she grinned. Luz shoved her hands back under the water, yanking them out and shooting droplets at Amity.

Amity had moved out of the way in time, though. She was about to give Luz a smug look before gasping as Luz jumped towards her, cupping her cheeks with her wet hands.

Luz smiled mischievously as she smeared her hands around Amitys cheeks. Amity giggled, pushing Luz's hands away, "Cut it out!"

Luz shrugged, a silly grin on her face. Amity rolled her eyes playfully, "Can you hand me a paper towel?" She asked.

Luz nodded, turning and tearing one off the roll before handing it to Amity. Amity smiled and wiped her face, walking to the trash can and throwing the paper towel away.

"Thanks." She said, looking up at Luz with a smile. Her smile soon faded into a confused look as Luz just stared at her, her eyes a little wide.

"Luz? Are you okay?" She asked. Luz pointed towards her own cheeks, "You have..freckles?" She said.

Amitys eyes widened. "No!" She said, immediately hiding her face, "I gotta go!" She said, running off to Luz's room.

Luz reached out to her before following her as she ran off. When she entered her room, she saw Amity frantically looking around, searching for something to cover her face with.

"Amity?" She said. Amity jumped up, hiding her face from Luz. "Don't look at me." She said, turning away and continuing her search.

Luz frowned and walked towards her. "Hey, it's okay!" She said. Amity looked at her, without covering her face this time, "No, it isn't!" She said.

Luz reached her hand out and gently touched Amitys shoulder. "It is, really. Let's sit down." She said.

Amity had her face hidden again, but let Luz guide her to her bed. They sat down, Luz's hand still on her shoulder.

"Im sorry." Amity muttered. Luz frowned again, "Dont apologize, but why are you trying to cover your face?" She asked.

Amity looked at her, slowly removing her hands off her face. Luz blinked, admiring the freckles that spread from her left cheek to the right.

"My mom always told me they made my face imperfect, so she made me cover them, even as a child." She muttered.

Luz blinked, slightly shocked, "Thats terrible! Amity, you shouldn't have to hide anything." She grabbed Amitys hands, lightly squeezing them.

Amity shrugged, looking away, "She kind of had a point. They made my face look dirty." She said.

Luz frowned. She cupped Amity's cheeks, getting a surprised gasp from the girl. "Amity, your face is perfect. You should never have to hide anything." She said.

Amity blinked before smiling. "Okay," She said, but Luz could tell she wasn't convinced.

Without warning, Luz pulled Amity close, a grin on her face. Amity squeaked, her face going a bit red as Luz kissed her cheek.

"Im going to make sure you dont feel bad about your freckles, I'll kiss all of them to prove it!" She said.

Amity giggled a bit, "But there hundreds!" She said. Luz shrugged, "Then you're getting hundreds of kisses!" She said, placing more kisses on her cheeks.

Amity just giggled, "Luz, no!" She said. "Luz, yes!" Luz said back. Amity rolled her eyes playfully before squeaking as she felt something brush her ear.

Luz smiled, "Sorry, Ami, but I want to hear your cute laugh, too!" She said. Amity was about to say something before she let out another squeak, giggles following as Luz lightly drummed her fingers on Amitys ears, still planting several kisses on Amitys face.

Amitys giggles got louder. "LuHuz, NohOho!" She said, trying to squirm away, but Luz held her close. "You were already the cutest from the start, but this just makes you 10x more adorable!" Luz cooed.

Amitys face got red, "NOho Ihit DoHoesnt!" She said, letting small snorts escape her as Luz lightly brushed the shell of her ear.

Luz shrugged, "I think it does!" She smirked, placing more kisses on her face while brushing her fingers around her ear.

Amity's snorts got a bit louder, "YOhu JEheHerk!" She squeaked out. Luz shrugged, "Maybe I am, but if my awesome and abosolutely adorable girlfriend is happy, I dont care!" She said happily.

Amitys face got redder at that. The kisses went on for a while before Luz finally let her go. Amity squirmed away, still giggling as she rubbed her cheeks.

Luz just stared adoringly at her as her giggles soon stopped. "You can still cover them up if you want, but I don't think they make you look dirty, I think they make you look adorable." She said.

Amity smiled and looked away, "I won't cover them for now. I'll see how I feel about it before I decide." She said.

Luz smiled happily as she stood, dragging Amity up with her, "Yay! Now I can see your adorable freckles for even longer!" She exclaimed, grinning as Amitys face went a bit red.

Luz pulled her into a hug. They both stood there for a bit before finally heading back into the living room, giggling at eachother.

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This is more of a short story than a tickle fic but idrc

#the owl house #the owl house tickle #amity blight #luz noceda #lumity #lee amity #ler luz #lumity tickles

[delusion-of-negation]

gross and racist as hell for you all to dogpile and harrass a black trans person for calling you out on being a fucking gross pedophile/pedo defender, CALL THEM HOMOHOBIC for thinking thats fucked up, exclusively she/her him bc him being trans doesnt fit the narrative youre peddling, imply shes never dealt with transphobia or homophobia, CLAIM THEYRE RACEFAKING and then turn around and be racist as hell to them, and then evade their blocks to screenshot their posts and continue to try to start shit with him when hes expressed that he wants you freaks to leave him alone…. all while doubling down that being a p*do is ok as long as youre “non offending”. i have to laugh !

also, claiming that people who criticize you for being a p*do apologist are being homohobic to you, IS homophobia. dont equate being lgbta with being a p*do/p*do apologist. wtf is wrong w u

- a trans person, before you arbitrarily decide im cis, too

my brother in christ, the full context is linked here for y'all to see

we didn't "dogpile" anyone, what happened was somebody was posting, tagging seebs and commenting on posts, incessantly. specifically, falsely accusing seebs of being a pedo/defender, in response to seebs saying, very clearly, somebody who does not sexually assault children is preferable to somebody who does. it obviously was nonsensical, and I said to seebs that I didn't know exactly how, in the current political climate, people could go out falsely accusing random queer people of being pedos... then the random asshole started replying to my reblogs and telling me to unalive, then started sending me hate messages saying that too because, apparently, just saying "that's bullshit" warrants stupid harassment. having followers myself, this obviously led to those agreeing with me weighing in too, I can't and won't tell people to avoid expressing their opinions when someone harasses me. it's definitely not "calling me out" to send messages telling me that.

not to "they started it!!" but yeah, if I speak to someone about it actually being ridiculous that you're harassing them, and so you begin randomly harassing and suicide baiting me, I will respond.

again, you can see in the link, on every single post I used they, it explicitly says "any pronouns" and "I'm a boy and a girl" on there, meaning I didn't "correct" this person who said "she" because I'd literally read that it's fine to use that!! I said they were enabling a homophobic narrative, I said they prop up the "queers are pedos actually" bullshit by doing this, I made no claims of knowing any secret homophobia dwelling in their heart lmao. you read on the person's blog that I she/her'd them and didn't bother reading to discover that I actually didn't do that, you just believed their lies. reading the above linked posts will make it obvious how they are endlessly lying about the race of people involved and what they actually said - I didn't she/her them, and they cut up a sentence within seebs post, to imply something that clearly was not said.

not once did I deny their race or their status as trans/bi, again it simply is a crock of shit they're spinning, because they have this narrative to spin- I've linked back to everything said, I've made it absolutely clear time and time again, I've posted full screens for anything I referenced, whereas they keep vagueposting saying I misgendered them or called them white or even called them the pedophile (I did not, I was and am explicitly against doing that). everything they're claiming in their vagues is bullshit, and all the evidence is in actually reading the conversation, which is why I'll constantly link back to it and they'll constantly obfuscate it, bro. because nowhere did I deny they face bigotry, nowhere did I say anything about racefaking (white chicks is a movie about black dudes pretending to be white chicks, saying they talk as though they're auditioning for a remake is explicitly saying they're black talking like a white chick, please just go watch the damn movie).

similarly, I was never racist, I never block evaded, unless you are saying they also block evaded- they continued talking about me incessantly, lying about me, and I found out, so I screenshotted posts and corrected them, I never tried to contact them again, I simply corrected constant lies about me, meanwhile they did go around said block to keep looking at my blog too, referencing all those posts themself, so they did exactly what I did. if it's bad if somebody lying about me is shown to me and I respond, isn't it equally bad that said person evades the block right back? that's honestly one of the most baffling claims y'all keep making, it's a problem when I simply look at lies about me and leave you be, it however isn't a problem for you to tell those lies, message me to suicide bait, and keep looking at my blog despite those blocks?? speaking of hypocrisy, you're attempting (and failing) to dogpile.

being a pedo is okay as long as you're non-offending. like, yes I'll double down on that. heck, I'll go a step further, I think that any person who's committed a crime or harm deserves to have their liberty, life, happiness, etc, and shouldn't be tortured or harmed because of this stupid desire to punish everyone. I'm a victim of childhood sexual abuse and childhood abuse and torture when I was a child, and I put one abuser in prison, and it didn't help the person become better and kinder, they sent me what was really basically a love letter when they got out. I think a better system, where people get to learn how to be kind and then get a life that treats them well, is possible and should be strived for, and one a victim gets help to recover from what happened should also be, because right now the mental health system in my country (not america, which y'all also don't seem to have grasped) is dogshit. people who don't abuse kids are the outcome we want, so these pedophiles, they didn't choose to have that attraction, it is just a thing brains do sometimes, and when they don't rape kids that's literally the better outcome, that's the best outcome, because it really comes down to that or them raping kids- you can't read all minds in the world and detect the pedos and kill them, and that would be a fucking dystopian nightmare, so if you want to kill all pedos then you have to rely on them telling you they're pedos, I genuinely hope I don't have to explain to you why they wouldn't confess that to you if you were running the death squad. so that leaves us with either they don't rape kids, or they do. I like don't, personally. I think that's the better one. as someone who was an actual victim of childhood abuse. and additionally, two thirds of sexual abusers of children aren't pedos, according to the stats I found a while back, so eradicating pedos wouldn't fix the issues.

anyway, back to the topic at hand, it's not starting shit to make posts correcting the person lying about you, they started all the shits, every single shit I took was in response to the shits they're spewing out about me so fast that I'm worried about their toilet.

nowhere did I say "being queer is pedo apologia!" I said that the people falsely accusing random queer people of being pedos is feeding the "the gays are pedos! the transes are pedos!" lies the rightwing constantly spin right now. I'm not equating being gay whatsoever to being a pedo, I'm saying that people do, and that refusal to think about it while you lie and call random queer folk pedophiles for your internet tough guy points is just dangerous, potentially deadly, and feeding into rightwing talking points. it's another example of you refusing to actually read what I posted, similar to your little quip at the end that relies on the false claim there was a single moment where I denied that they're trans! to further demonstrate how bullshit it is, you should check who I'd compared them to... it was blaire white. a trans person. if what I posted relied on assuming people who disagree with me are cis, where would she fit into that? why would I bring her up? maybe because I specifically was saying them being trans makes those talking points all the more dangerous... because the right will be frothing at the mouth to say "even the queers agree with us!" so referencing an example of that happening is relevant. wait, that couldn't be the case, because that would mean I didn't call them cisgender at any point!! meanwhile they're calling natives white, everybody who disagrees with them white, implying we haven't faced homophobia/transphobia/biophobia ourselves, and lying through their teeth about everything, so look in the mirror, bruh.

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you mrs. used to be sushi waitress lefty eyebag 😅

Yeah, it's been raining since yesterday and I like it because then I can just lay in bed and be comfortable. But of course I gotta work and it sucks because it's so slow and I'm starting to get a headache again.

Oh I still read it. While reading it though, it made me think of that one Netflix show, called You. Have you watched it before? It already has 3 seasons and it's coming out with a 4th one. It makes me wonder if R was raised by a crazy person to make them that way.

Of course you won't spoil it right? Hahaha

Yeah I do know how to drive.. I just need more practice though and it scares me to drive with all the crazy drivers around. Oh yah, the expedition is a big one. That's why I just like the Escape because it's compact but not too compact.

I see. Well hopefully she is okay and just busy.

I can't tell you the meal, cause then you'd know the secret to my heart! That's cheating hahaha

So you like to confront the problems head on and communicate about it? We kind of have the same answer. I would also add if they are mean to my pets, and don't appreciate them like I do, then it's off lol

Do you like PDA?

-CuriousGeorge

Hello hello darling righty eyebag!

how was ur day? hows work?

oh noooo! you got headache again? how is it now? better?

oh u read it?? yaaay! were u able to read it until the end or was it too dark for u? can u please tell me what u think about it? :D any favorite scene? or how u feel while u were reading it or after u read it.

n yes, it was inspired by that netflix series You. Gosh, i love that series so much. The plot twist in every season, it's insane! I really wish i could write stories like that. After the second season n when i saw the third season trailer, I thought how could the writer make it better than the season 2 n probably wont be as good as the previous season. Turn out, I was wrong. it's crazy good. I cant wait for season 4.

I tried to make the R in The Monsters Within like a mix of Joe, Love and Joker. lol even though i think it's not possible for someone to be like three of them in real life, i think. haha.

hahah of course i wont spoil it. Just stay tune, i will post the next on the 15th :P

ah i see. so u ride a motorcycle every where u go? or u take public transportation? yeah I agree with u on ford escape. i like bigger car when it comes to road trip or costco shopping. lol.

Well, i hope the same. I hope my crush is doing okay. I meant i totally understand, she doesnt have to talk to me all the time n i understand she is busy. She always let me know why she was gone or sometimes give me a heads up that she will need to focus on stuff so she wont be talking much. but yeah, my bad habit or trait, i sometime overthink n that's not the fun part. I just hope it wasnt because i said something wrong or i was being annoying or something. oh well, I'll just wait n hope to hear from her soon. sorry for the rambling. i actually miss her. oh well, let's move on to the next part of ur ask, shall we?

haha so it's not pasta nor pizza? is it a dessert?

yes, i prefer to talk about the problem together and solve it. I never want to go to sleep angry. That's my principal in relationship. Unless if i already express my thought on the problem n i never get any respond or being ignored multiple times, then i'm done. n when i'm done, it wont be good at all. it doesnt mean that i would go crazy or psycho, i would be quite n wont talk anymore n thats when they have to be worry. i would be numb n in a second the love n care could be gone n i wont care about that person anymore. (that's when im really hurt, disapointed n done.) :D

yeah, i will add that to mine too. if they r being mean to animals n other people n especially to their parents.

yes, i love PDA but not too much that make others want to puke though. lol. what about u?

next question?

Cheerio! (not the cereal one) lol

#chellez answers #ask answered #anon asnwered #curious george anon

[knittedbond]

every so often i remember that someone qrted a tweet i made on priv (which shouldnt be possible) calling me and my gf the best love or smth idr and and it makes me equally puzzled and amused at the same time. i could see that someone had qrted bc twitter implemented that feature but it was a priv account i couldnt see so i didnt know what they said but theres like under 30 ppl following my priv. and im too lazy to figure out who did it and soft block them but if ur reading this rn: are you an insane person. would you like to talk about it

#this was like a month ago and i still think about it a lot #like okay whatever if you got offended by me being a sap thats fine i just 😭 bro? #screenshot like a normal person! theres like a whole hoop you have to jump to even qrt a priv tweet #or this is your plan to get to live in my head rent free which i guess worked but it would just be better to talk to me bro #ANYWAYS. sorry i just remembered it again #if youve read this far i do actually have suspicions on who it is im just endlessly amused by it rather than annoyed (so far) #but thats a secret i'll never tell :P #semicolon

[key201303]

For Jae’s birthday I need some cute hot birthday sex😫😫😫 THATS my request 😂

hehe here yo have it 🙂 In my defense I’m going to say you told me to go hard on this and I only did as you told me 🙂🤭 Enjoy it ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ P. S: I’m so sorry for taking so long to write this 🤧🤧🙏🏼🙏🏼 I hope I can compensate the wait ❤❤ ILY❤

Pairing: softdom!Jaehyun x fem!reader

Genre: Smut 

Word count: 1k

Warnings: morning sex, birthday sex, slight pleading kink, dirty talk (?) (I don’t even know if this can be considered as dirty talk 🙂), lot of teasing, swearing.

“Jaehyun…” His name fell from your lips as you felt his hand dangerously caressing your inner thigh. It was his birthday morning and you both, for an unknown reason, have talked plenty of times about how good it would be to wake up on your birthday morning with some good morning sex with each other. It was no secret how much in love you both were with each other and the thought of giving the other something as intimate and special as sex was for you two as a birthday gift sounded just perfect. 

“How do you want me to resist this desire when you look so damn beautiful in the morning?” He said moving his hand even closer to your already wet core. He had insane effects on you and you loved it. A soft moan escaped your lips as he started to rub circles on your still clothed clit and a smirk appeared on his charming face. “Who told you to sound so fucking good?” He said pressing a bit harder on your clit and gaining a louder moan from you.

You knew he was such a teaser and he loved to take you to the edge of your patience before giving you what you wanted and needed. You sometimes even admire how he could maintain the composure even when you got him to the edge of his patience, never failing to take you to your limits before he reached his. It sometimes even frustrated you which made his smirk grow wider and love having sex with you even more. 

“Tell me what you want babe.” He whispered in your ear with a deep and husky morning voice that was sending you chills down your spine, making the skin under your ear tingle with his warm breath. You refused to answer him, trying to give him his own medicine and tease him as well. By the way his bulge grew wider and the way he increased the pace of his fingers against your core, you could tell he was getting impatient and you loved it. “I see you like playing with fire.” He said with a wide smirk on his face, stopping his hand motions as a whine escaped your lips at the loss of contact on your lower body. Your legs already felt weak and your breath and voice was already irregular. 

Seeing you were nowhere near to cooperate and give him what he wanted, he placed himself in between your legs and pressed his bulge against your core making you call his name in no time, begging him to fill you up with his love already. “Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you baby.” He said as he slowly started to rub his bulge against your core, creating the friction you were asking for. But it was obviously not enough. “You know what I want.” You struggled to say, trying your best to contain your loud moans, refusing to give him that satisfaction and letting him win you once again. It was his birthday but you wouldn’t leave things that easy just because of that. “Tell me.” He demanded with a dominant depp voice that made you lose your senses. You wanted to give in and even though the first plan was playing around, soon you had to give in if you wanted to feel him pounding into you.

And just as you wished, he ripped the condom package you’ve been saving for today on your small bedside table and rolled it over his hard member. You were anxious for him getting inside you and as soon as he noticed how much you wanted to receive his love, his smirk grew wider, planning something new on his mind. He slowly aligned his member with your entrance and teased you a bit more. “For God’s sake Jae, go in already!” You complained, moving your hips against his trying to get the pleasure you’ve been waiting for. But it was useless. His grip on your waist was strong enough to maintain you in your place and do as he pleased. “Keep being that impatient and I’ll stop being gentle, princess.” He said with the same dominant deep voice he had before. You finally gave up on playing the hard to get paper, realizing you wouldn’t get any further if you kept trying. 

He slowly entered your core, groaning against your neck at the pleasuring feeling. “Fuck, you’re so damn wet and tight, it feels so good.” He struggled to say, an overwhelming pleasure invading both of your bodies. Slowly he started to move his hips against yours and what you thought it would be rough sex in the very beginning because of his actions, it turned out to be a really sensual and slow sex which drove you crazy. 

His thrusts were slow, making you feel every single inch of his length and making both of you take enough time to enjoy each other’s body the way you both deserved. But soon you started to need him to go faster. “F-faster, p-please.” You managed to say as your nails unconsciously digged on his shoulders. “Uh? You want me to go slower? As you want, baby.” He said teasing you even more and slowering his pace even more, getting deeper and deeper with every thrust. He soon started to hit the right spots inside you, making you feel dizzy. And soon the slow rhythm he tried so hard to maintain, little by little started to get faster and more irregular as he reached his high. 

After some more thrusts, both of you collapsed and exploded with pleasure, your loud moans and heavy breaths filling up the room. He laid next to you, his chest falling up and down as he tried to stabilize his breath as he pulled you closer to him. “That was definitely the best birthday gift ever, we should do this more often.” He confessed, hugging you close to his heart where you belonged.

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[monst]

Autograph gone wrong…

All characters 18+

Kirishima Eijirou x Reader

Warnings: Sexy time actions, Exhibitionism, Dubcon, Your friend uses his quirk on you and well it didn’t get the right reaction…

Also this is a Thirst post and by no means anything good/super descriptive also it was written on my phone at work and I swear if I get in trouble Jo imma take a flight to England 😤😤😤 but yeah Forehead was butthurt that I cockblocked her so ig 🙄 It totally wasn’t my fault you can’t blame the time for saying Hey Monst Lunch is over! Where I left off is marked *** Also, It’s based off this: 

      Your lucky I love you @lady-bakuhoe 😤😤😤

   Kirishima was headed home on the last train out when you just happened to spot him. He had been your favorite pro hero since his debut and simply put you were obsessed with him. 

"Hey isn't that Red Riot?" You quickly looked away to focus on your friend. "Oh shit it is (Name) aren't you like his biggest fan?!! You should go ask for an autograph!" 

         Naturally you refused. You didn't want to be a bother on his limited time off. But your friend was relentless and threatened to use his quirk on you. Their quirk was wild and when activated a single touch was enough to transfer it and you were forced to speak and behave in all honesty. 

"The next stop is my stop and you know that if you don't do it now I'll touch you."..... 

         Too bad you took too long to psych yourself into asking. Your friend stepped out of the train with a grin; content in leaving you in the wagon alone with the hero. 

       Your friend was too innocent! They didn't know the thoughts you had, the dirty things you wished to do to the hero! And your lip was going to be bruised by how hard you were biting it. You were mortified! If you spoke, lord knows what you'd say to him!?!?!

Your eyes raked over his form. Every inch of him was undeniably attractive. From his luscious red locks to his thick muscular body. You set your jaw when you caught his leg bouncing up and down. Up and down. The muscles on his thighs and calf flexing with each tap. You breathed in deeply through your mouth. And your lips parted. 

"Damn your so fucking hot." You gasped. 

"P-pardon?" He flushed. 

"You look cute when you blush." 'Fuck (Name) shut up!' You yelled internally. 

His face grew a darker shade of red and your feet drew you closer to him.

"Your my favorite hero you know that." You beamed your thighs clenching as you took in how massive he was. 'He's right in front of me!' 

"Thank you." He smiled bashfully, his hand reaching up to scratch the back of his neck. 

"I've always wondered how your quirk worked.... Can I ask you something?" You flushed. 

"S-sure." He replied, politely. 

"Does every part of you get hard when you activate your quirk?"

Kirishima sputtered eyes wide and unbelievably. His lips parted various times to form words but they were lost in his throat when you got closer. And the bouncing of his leg increased. 

"So when you're fighting villains" you paused to lick your lips "are you hard?" 

By now you were leaning over him. His large eyes looked adorably innocent looking up at you. And when your hand touched his thigh you felt him jump. 

"Relax~" The pads of your fingers ran up the thick muscles and you moaned. "Your so thick"

Kirishima gulped harshly. "You'll tell me if I'm going to far right?" You asked innocently. He only nodded dumbly cheeks lit aflame as you had whispered it into his too hot ear. 

If possible his eyes grew wider when you lowered yourself onto his meaty leg. "Can you make this hard for me baby? I wanna see my hero in action." You pouted moving your hips against his thigh.*** Kirishima didn’t know what to do! His hands were glued to his sides he didn't know whether to put them on you or not. He was so confused. You were standing by your friend meek and mild not so long ago!?!? What happened!?!?

He hadn’t ever had someone come onto him like this. He felt so powerless despite being a hero. Was he supposed to stop you? Fuck he didn't want to stop you. Not when he could feel the heat of your cunt pressing against his thigh. His jaw went slack when he heard you moan. And without thinking he hardened his leg in encouragement.

"Oh fuck yeah." You hummed, feeling your cunt throb every time your clit caught onto a particular ridge on his hardened leg. When you let out a loud whimper Kirishima's eyes widened and he looked around in panic. 

"Mmm There's no one here" you purred dropping your hand down into your panties. He swallowed thickly; red eyes watching as you brought up your slick covered fingers. "Seeing you in action does this to me Red Riot~"

The red head gasped his cock pulsing at the sound of his hero name being said in such lewd fashion. And when your stuck them in your mouth and allowed him to hear the wet slurping sounds he felt hot. Too hot, It was getting extremely hot. And unconsciously he began to bounce his leg up and down to distract himself. He didn't want to touch you just in case this was a gag. 

"Hnngghh" the sound was sinful and it made him throb anxiously. "P-please" he whined. He didn't even know what he was pleading for. For you to stop? For you to keep going? It was all lost on him. All he could think of was how with every roll of your hips his thigh grew damper and his cock pulsed with need. 

To make matters worse you had slid down his leg to hump his calf. Your soft breast pressed against his knee; while your nails dug into his leg. You looked so dirty. So primitive humping his leg with need. Why the fuck was he turned on? Why could he say anything to-

"Hah~" Kirishima hissed. His head went back when you had palmed his clothes length abruptly. You whistled lowly at the hot girth in your grasp.

"You're bigger than I imagined." You panted while squeezing down on his hardened length. "As I-I thought ah~ you do get turned on when you use your quirk" 

He wanted to deny your claims it wasn't true he didn't get off to fighting villans and using his quirk but when he parted his lips:

"N-onngggg f-fuck." He gasped. 

"Who would have guessed that you were secret pervert." You mewled; a grin stretching your lips when you felt him thrust up into your palm. 

"Yeah t-thats it get off on my hand you slutty hero." The sound he made had you grinding down on his leg harder. 

"P-please I-I I'm nngh" he panted; his eyes watering at your degrading words. He didn't even know he was into that! But your words had him ready to burst. He'd never been this close to cumming in such a short period of time. 

"Are you g-gonna cum? Do it Red Riot cum for me cum for your b-biggest fan" you keened. Kirishima's eyes rolled back when your moans grew louder and more consistent. 

"Ah! Yes! Fuck I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum right on your leg nngh you want that right? You want me to cum on your leg like a horny bitch." You ranted incoherently.

"Yes!" Kirishima groaned; his hand grabbing yours to press it harder against his cock. His thrusts against your palm grew choppy and short until he stilled; a choked moan slipping past his parted lips. 

The sight above you sent you tumbling into your own orgasm and you clenched his leg tightly as you cried out his hero name. The both of you stood there trying to catch your breath. All was silent except for the sound of the train running along the tracks. 

It was then that you finally came to. Your eyes widening in horror. 'I did not!' You shrieked internally. You dared a look up and your face grew hot at the flustered expression on the pro heroes face. Your jaw dropped, you had no words. Jeez you were beyond embarrassed! Before either of you could speak your saving grace was heard. 

The train stopped and announced the stop before yours and you wasted no time in booking it out of there with a couple of hasty apologies. Kirishima stood to go up after you his arm outstretched. But when the cold air hit his crotch he flushed and covered the damp sticky spot. By the time he looked up again you were gone and the doors had closed. 

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     When he got off at the next stop he realized that your wallet had fallen out of your pocket. He opened it to check for an ID

(Name) (LastName) Quirk: Liquid sin, also known as Seductive voice… 

"That explains a lot" he mused. Kirishima had many questions and he was sure to visit you to get them answered. 

"That's funny we live on the same block…." 

#Thirsty bitch juice #eijirou kirishima #kirishima x reader #kirishima smut #kirishima eijirou x reader #bnha smut #Jo your such a petty brat 😂😂😂💕

[b00bconnoisseur]

60 questions for @not-my-brain

1. selfie.......Ugghhhh ok. Imma take one rn

Ok here u go (yes thats a bmth shirt)

2. what would you name your future kids?.....Ooo hmmm well when i was a kid i really liked the names disney, and mesiah. I didn't know at the time that mesiah was another name for god i think lol. I liked it cause of handlers mesiah. I still do. Ooo and maybe Tj too

3. do you miss anyone?......Yeah. My friends on Pinterest from a year ago. My friend lucas. Stan lee. Bob ross. My cousin who died from cancer some years ago. Snape. Sirius. Lupin. Tonks. Dobby. *continues to name every unfortunate death in hp*

4. what are you looking forward to?.......SE-YA next month!! Its the south eastern young adult festival at this college. You can have meet n greets with authors and alot of stuff its the besstttt

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?......DEFINATELY. @dirtysocke @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye @cristal-kyd1280 @sammchenry my friend lucas and @septembersbloom. ^^

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?..... What like...romantically? Or like a death? If romantically uhhh idk it took over a couple weeks but im ok now. Ive never had another relationship so idk. If death oof yeah idk maybe. Ig it depends on how much i knew them idk. Like when my nanny (great grandma) died i was sad for days (is that alot?)

7. what was your life like last year?.....Sucky af. Still is. But the highlights of my life last year was getting and making friends on tumblr, going to the tøp concert and going to warped tour, volunteering at the library, going to seya and meeting some of my favorite authors, reading, changing and improving my art, listening to all the bands i listen to now, getting into more fandoms, going to a friends house for the first time

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?.......Yes lol. Some years ago when i couldn't find smtn id be so annoyed and pissed id start crying. I dont now but still lol

9. who did you last see in person?.......Hm ig family doesn't count....? Wait do u mean a friend? If so uhh my friends rebekah, anika, and Judah at a TAB meeting at the library sometime last month.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?......I think so? Like i mean I can hide whenever i get my....time of the month from my mom (talking abt stuff like that with her makes me uncomfortable) and i hid a breakup. And other p big stuff too. So imma say yeah

11. are you listening to music right now?........*pops on earbuds after reading this* yee im listening to bitch lasagna by pewdiepie xD (do i have the best spotify playlist or what?)

12. what is something you want right now?.......To hug @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye but SOMEONE has to live so far away

13. how do you feel right now?........Happy that my earbud still works cause they got washed in the wash yesterday....oops. Its not my fault. I told my dad to remind me to take it out of my jacket pocket before they threw it in but noooooo he forgot

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?.......Uhhhhh fuck idk it was probably from my lil 4 yr old bro sometime last week. Other than him (hes my favorite sibling) i dont let them hug me too much

15. personality description.......Nerdy. Fangirl. "Emo". Tomboy. Hotsause obsessed. Book lover. Music lover. Black. Blue. Harry potter. Introvert. Fall. Sports. Values friendship. Loyal. Uhhhh i cant think of much lol

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?.......*sigh* yes. Yes yes yes. Theres some things abt me, or my life really, that i havent told anyone on here or my irl friends that i sooooo want to so bad but i haven't cause i feel like they'd feel bad and pity me and i don't want that

17. opinion on insecurities........I dont really understand this one. Everyones insecure abt something. Is this askin like if i think its ok or not? I say its ok. Im insecure about literally everything about me. My face. My personality. My socialness. My art. What i do. What i say. Basically my whole body. The things i feel good abt are my books, music taste, and my friends (ily fuckers)

18. do you miss how things were a year ago?.........Hmm this time around a year ago....idk its sorta the same but all the stuff i mentioned abt my year from last year didn't happen yet so nah tho my life sucks rn its better than this time last year

19. have you ever been to New York?........Nooo but i want too soo baddd i wanna visit @septembersbloom !! Im coming for ya soon gramps *does the eye watching thing* my dads been to nyc before tho cause he does construction and he had a concrete job to do there. It was a 23 hr drive for him

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?........Uhhh idk!!! So hard! Maybe.....the whole thats the spirit album by bmth ;)

21. age and birthday?.....15 yrs of age and September 27th 2003 (whats yours brainy? I'll put it on my calendar)

22. description of crush......Its weird idk im not sure if its a genuine crush or not but uh....They like hp :).Thats all u get

23. fear(s).......Losing my best friend @dirtysocke and my other friends. Death. Failure. Momo chasing after me then killing me slowly keeping my eyes open to look her dead in the eyes while i die

24. height......5'6 call me short and I'll fuck u up with THIS *pulls out trusty potato peeler named now steve* dont test me boi

25. role model......Hhhhhhhh so many! But uh gosh one of them is @superraedizzle (youtuberrrr) and vexx and bob ross and da vinci and aaaaaaa so many

26. idol(s)......First person that immediately comes to mind is @sammchenry cause he's super cool and he's really nice and his art's reallyyy good (if u havent seen it w-w-what are u even doin with your life?) And he has a great sense of humor and *continues to ramble about why samms the best*

27. things i hate.......Dabs. Transphobes. Homophobic ppl. Basically any hate on the lgbtq+ community. Bullies. The ship starker. Umbridge. Snape haters

28. i’ll love you if….....U you'll eat pizza, draw, and rp harry potter with mee

29. favourite film(s)......Fantastic beasts. Every hp film. Twilight. The maze runner 1-2. The hunger games. Spiderman homecoming. Kingsman: secret service. Into the spideyverse tho i havent seen it yet

30. favourite tv show(s)......Inkmasterrrrr. B99. The mick. The middle. Uhhh idk mostly ink master xD

31. 3 random facts........Ive never had shrimp. I had a beta fish for over a year once. Im eating pizza crust rn

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?.......G i r l s. I have all girl friends irl and one boy. And on tumblr it seems like i just meet girls? Likei agree with @cristal-kyd1280 its like alot more gals then dudes here. But i do have some guy friends on here too. But mostly girls

33. something you want to learn.......TO DRAW ANATOMY DAMMIT

34. most embarrassing moment........Every moment of my lifes an embarrassing moment. Idk of i can pick a "most" embarrassing one. But one time i i sent my crush (now ex bf) a hey fuckface and like some hearts or whatever for an ask game that meant like "i have a crush on u" "youre adorable" etc and said Hewo but i did it all anonymously. But he confronted me askin if i sent it cause im the only person he knows that actually says hewo lol. Then later on i finally admitted i really liked him and well y'all know the story after i think. Unless you're new

35. favourite subject.......A R TTTT OFC

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?........meet my friends on tumblr. Get into mtsu (college i wanna go to) and study art. And go skydiving

37. favourite actor/actress........favorite actor uhhhhhh probably thomas brodie sangster or tom felton and my favorite actress? Hmmm idk maybe evanna lynch (luna lovegood)

38. favourite comedian(s).......probably kevin hart lol he's p funny

39. favourite sport(s)........basketballllllll and football

40. favourite memory........uhhhhh idk?? One oh my favorite memories was when we went to see tøp in concert

41. relationship status.....single as a pringle

42. favourite book(s)......harry potter and the order of the pheonix. Harry potter and the half blood prince. Simon vs the homo sapiens agenda. Divergent. Maze runner. Twilight. Fangirl. Fallen. Red queen

43. favourite song ever.......TOO HARD DONT MAKE ME CHOOSEEEEEE

44. age you get mistaken for.........16 and 17 sometimes lol

45. how you found out about your idol........i was watching someone on yt and superraedizzle always poped up in my feed and my mom turned on one of her vids cause she always saw her vids too now ive seen most of em i love her. Id heard of vexx but never watched him and i was watching a collab from anthony miller art and shrimpy and i checked out shrimpys channel and was lookin at comments and alot of ppl said his art is like vexxs so i checked out vexx. At first i was like eh ok. Now i cant click fast enough when he posts a vid. And i actually fpund out about bob ross from my grandpa on jan 20 2017 when trump was getting sworn in or whatever. We turned on pbs and my grampa told me to look and bob ross was on and i was IN. I loved it. I even started watching full episodes on YouTube of the joy of painting after that. Wonderful man. My first painting i ever did i think was when i followed one of his tutorials xD (i didnt know it was popular at the time)

46. what my last text message says......."ok your turn"

47. turn ons.....uhh nerds ig idk um book lovers, music lovers, art lovers, potterheads, idk and nice ppl

48. turn offs......jerks. Homophobia. Idk ig whatever i said in things i hate

49. where i want to be right now......uhhhh idk wait didn't i already answer this? Ok this ones different ig so uhh with my friend lucas

50. favourite picture of your idol.....oh shit...favorite? Idk xD i have a fave of vexx but not of rae or bob. But heres pics of them any way

51. starsign......a libraaaaa boiii

52. something i’m talented at......drawing and speed reading. Thats about it lol. Oh and procrastina

53. 5 things that make me happy.......ooooo art, my friends here on tumblr, books, harry potter, and music ^^

54. something thats worrying me at the moment.....if my friend thinks im being annoying

55. tumblr friends......hhhhh so manyyyyyy. @dirtysocke @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye @cristal-kyd1280 @chinesewaffles2 @kingantlion @queen-baelin @sammchenry @septembersbloom and more

56. favourite food(s)......green beans, pepperoni pizza, and vanilla madelines

57. favourite animal(s).......basically any reptile. Puppies. Cats. Any animal really but my #1 are snakes

58. description of my best friend.....well she's a tiny bean (5 feet) and she has dark hair, she wears glasses, she doesnt take shit, she's in love with Josh dun, she's awesome, funny, nice (YES youre nice jackie) and shes the best friend ive ever had. Oh. And she has a weird obsession with spaghetti

59. why i joined tumblr.......well i heard abt it on Pinterest over a year ago but didnt want it. Then @mrfastbass-deactivated20181231 on DeviantArt said he got tumblr so i made one then followed him and figured id just post art and that's it cause i thought tumblr was boring as hell when i first got it. Now im p much obsessed with it

60. ask me anything you want.......go ahead brainy shoot. Give me smtn good

#my face #mutual peeps #not-my-brain #asks #60 questions

[barbie-babes]

DAY 11 🎅🎄💝: hehe not really a hint bc i'll give it away immediately but you can call me bee :), I think it's such a cute nickname and I love it when people call me that! and nope daisy isn't an orange kitty, do you want to guess again ;)  daisy is my first and only kitty 😸 I don't have other cats but I am thinking of getting some soon! omg louis merch that's so exciting!! what did you get? :D

PS i was stalking your twitter (im obsessed with u) and I saw you changed your display name to sabrina 💞 would you like me to call you that instead? anything you feel comfortable with 🥰

HI BEE,, OHMYGOD THATS SO CUTE AND IT GOES SO WELL WITH HONEY 😌🐝🍯💛✨ hehe. is daisy a grey brown coloured kitty??!?!! :O please tell me that i got it right this time >_< AAAAHHHH,, im so jealous of you!! i like orange coloured tabby but i always find them the naughtiest one out of all the kitties that I have encountered :P is your kitty temperamental or is she the soft sweet kind? I got the new drop from the 369 collection!! It's my second louis merch and i'm so so happy about it!! Do you have any louis merch? also! i just realized,, i never ask you what timezone are you in 😔 i'm sorry!! it slipped my mind totally. hehe good to know that you're stalking me!! mayhaps i'm gonna leave you a little secret note then 😜 hehe. HAHAHAHHAHAA OMG NAURRRR STOP. it's actually a running joke between my friends and i because we literally share the same name 😂 and i told her that i just realized that no one really knows my name ((on twitter)) and she somehow told me that at first she thought my name is sabrina bc it fits my account so well so yeah. I would prefer it if you just call me by my name lmao. sorry if i confused you :( it was a just a silly little thing bc there's literally 2 ika/eyka in the fandom LMAO.

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: this is why i don't wear shoes Ali: i have lost one??? Ali: rescue it if you see it Carly: what do they look like Ali: just a kinda tan sandal thing Ali: just a penneys special so not the end of the world, should chuck the other one so someone can have the pair Carly: come & bring me food & then youll be here to reunite them Carly: but yea k will lean out my door & see if its there Ali: love the enthusiasm, babe 😜 Ali: can feel your come down from here Carly: dont barely remember the come up Carly: wtf happened last night Ali: not in a much better position myself but uhm Ali: mayhem, that's for sure Ali: i think you might've gone home with the wrong cousin Carly: shit Carly: my bad Carly: better read my txts Carly: who did you go w ? Ali: didn't go that far with anyone Ali: 💍 remember and such a 😇 Ali: ronan was in a mard though and i weren't up for listening to that so 🤷 Carly: aw Carly: sorry baby i'll calm him down Ali: it's chill 😂 bless him Ali: no need on my account tho i'm sure he'd be down, despite protests otherwise Carly: my inbox is Carly: cba w this rn Ali: oh baby, want a bacon sarnie and a secretary? Carly: yea Carly: gonna throw my phone w your shoe Ali: i woke up to a mystery dickpic on my phone Ali: is it rude to ask which one it belongs to because lads, sorry, not that memorable that i'm picking it out of a line-up Ali: you'll know, been more recent, i'll come over with food and lucozade for real and ruin your day with that lovely image and the actually rather creative sexts that went with it Ali: 10/10 for effort, sir Carly: cant put it on the cv or school report but my memory for 'em is good Carly: if ive seen it i'll id it Carly: ill laff if its the large ginge cousin whose name i never got Carly: sounded like a cough Ali: that's a talent and if the man can't see that, fuck him Ali: and his job in tescos, like Ali: i mean, shouldn't have a preference but i hope not 😂 Ali: soz honey but Carly: thanks baby Carly: I hope its that token english Carly: he was fit Ali: can reply if you like Ali: worse ways to waste a sunday morning than messing with boys Ali: sounding like a priest Ali: oops Carly: ha Carly: i found some fucking funny vids of us so maybe the phone shouldnt go out window before youve had a look Ali: yes, i need to see that Carly: [sends her fave of the vids] Ali: aww Ali: we're fun drunks Ali: love that for us Carly: yea Carly: im a messy bitch tho Carly: no wonder i went w the hero cousin Ali: meh, things happen at parties, everyone knows that Ali: not like you're proper attached is it Ali: though he's gonna be annoying now probs but day in the life when you're irresistible, yeah? Carly: youd know babe Carly: he wont be on site long never is Carly: so idc Carly: saved me for a nite boy youre welcome Ali: duh Ali: hottest couple in town Ali: one for the wank bank anyway Carly: yea & he is fit Carly: give him that Carly: esp when i dont understand what hes saying Ali: the best kind Ali: a boy you don't have to speak to 😜 Ali: if that's all it takes like, whip out the Gaeilge Carly: youve got the giggles but yea Carly: true Carly: but on site id just have all the oldies chatting at me if i could Carly: not trying to make them go weak Ali: they ain't daddies? boo 😥 Carly: some got many kids but thats it Carly: say something to me then Ali: [sends voice memo, probably has dirty words she'd recognise from site life and lots of loling] Carly: k Carly: so hot Carly: if your gf is mad at me for stealing you last nite you can smooth things over w her like that Ali: might have to Ali: though it ain't you she's 😤 with Ali: poor ronan, shoulda done more than snog him if she comes for him, not even worth it for that Carly: ill protect him when he lets me back near Carly: cant stay mad at this Carly: sure your girls the same Ali: She's mad 24/7 babe, just gotta hold on, like 😂 Ali: we want different things now but that's not a convo for this morning like jesus Carly: whos got the energy Carly: cba w angry Carly: yea you want a sarnie Ali: exactly, and i wanted to have fun last night but may as well have said i want his dick in or around my mouth k bye babe Carly: ha Carly: that would be fun tho Ali: tell that to past you, dashing his threesome dreams like 🤷💔 Carly: still time Ali: not me you need to promise baby Carly: yea but id rather talk to you Ali: 💚 Ali: you cute Carly: all you Carly: how you look so good coming from band? wtf Ali: psh please Ali: it was all about you 🙇 Carly: if that was true why is every memory i got from last nite just you Carly: facts Ali: had to get you away from that mirror somehow, like 😉 Ali: it was fun Carly: ha Carly: cuz your talents got me like Carly: yea it was Ali: helps when the canvas already beautiful babe Carly: aw Carly: youre sweet Ali: 🍓 Carly: gonna make me cry Ali: don't cry lil one Ali: the bacon is coming Ali: got roped into doing a shady kid swap, where is my ma, take this demon child Carly: you can bring him if you want Carly: ill put clothes on before Ali: cockblocked again 😉 Ali: nah, he needs to go get shoes Ali: ironically and unlucky, twat Carly: what size is he Carly: i can ask around when i look for yours Carly: lads flog everything and anything here on sundays Ali: his feet are big man Ali: he's only little but he's lanky af, unlike me Ali: that's fun tho Ali: imma go shopping Carly: aw Carly: yea wish i was taller Carly: ffs ma and da Ali: literally Ali: least neither of my sisters are model tall or i'd be more raging Ali: we make it work, babe Carly: & i dont have any sisters Carly: well done on that one tho ma & da Ali: speak for yourself Ali: i'm gutted Carly: oww Carly: trying to replace me like the vows were no thing Ali: you know you're my one and only Ali: but a woman got needs Carly: thats what your gf is for Carly: no Ali: yeah but i'm allowed wishful thinking too Ali: damn Carly: ive given you the mental image of me naked Carly: what more you need Ali: are you jealous of your hypothetical sister? Carly: yea if you like her more Ali: aw baby, 'course not Ali: she's a ride, yeah, but bit of a bitch too, like Carly: ha Carly: takes after our ma like Ali: sadly, straighter than you Ali: 👎 Carly: like theres a ranking Carly: just straight or not yea Ali: I mean, it is a scale but I'm not gonna try and bond with your Ma giving her the test for it, like Ali: could we tie her down for a sec, obvs Carly: hit her when shes washing up Carly: takes long Ali: okay, i'll dry 😉 Ali: what an offer Carly: trying to make me vom now Carly: take crying or blushing over Ali: soz babe Carly: her & my da dont fuck but still dont reckon youre her type Ali: don't know what's worse, that, or knowing they do Carly: im good w them not Carly: sound carries Carly: no secrets in the caravan Ali: sure there's a toilet block they could go to Ali: keeping it sexy Carly: sure my da's there doing his cry wank Carly: while my ma checks the talent Carly: we got that to look forward to in our marriage in a few years Ali: who's scouting who's cranking Ali: because frankly, i refuse either Carly: im the biggest slag so probs me Carly: sorry Ali: and I'm not Ali: igloo sisters how many times now?! 😂 Carly: ha Carly: but youre loyal Carly: me and my ma dont kno the meaning like Ali: am i Ali: you miss the part when i got on ronan Carly: o yea Carly: i forgot Ali: idk what i'm gonna do about that Ali: instant gameover but its literally so irrelevant Carly: hes a ride Carly: you should be excused for it Ali: she's a 6 on that scale, yeah, massive gay Ali: so she ain't seeing that, never mind the other shit Carly: shit yea Carly: dont tell her Ali: does that make me the worst? Ali: i should hm Carly: hes not gonna speak to her Carly: and if he brags you can call it that Ali: Yeah Ali: I don't know Carly: its that or tell her Carly: & say youre sorry Carly: we were all wasted Carly: not like you have feelings for him Ali: You're right, obviously Ali: like that's the truth but yeah Ali: might leave it unless I need to go there Ali: soz God, swing by confession later Carly: tell her youre a bi cliche Carly: she'd love it Carly: use the scale Ali: she would tho Ali: validate everything she's ever sneaky or not so thought about me Ali: soz, i need a constant stream of p n v or i die Carly: a girl has needs Carly: what am i a 1? Ali: its like dis Ali: 1- all straight 2- mostly straight but lil gay 3- equal/bi 4- mostly gay but still lil into opposite 5- total gay Ali: but not gonna resist the urge to tell you you a 10 Carly: 🥇 Carly: i like that you're 3 tho. 3's a lucky number Ali: and a magic one 🔮 Carly: yea cuz youre magical Ali: believe it baby Carly: i do Ali: right, finally leaving, be like 10 Ali: doing the opposite to a walk of shame rn, strutting back in like what's good Carly: you gotta Carly: own it baby Carly: havent found your shoe tho sorry Carly: maybe ronan took it cuz he loves you so bad Ali: 😂 oh my god Ali: like a horny puppy Carly: yea Carly: building a shrine to you rn probs Ali: or he wanna play cinderella Ali: such a ridiculous fairytale, as far as they go Carly: how wasted was the prince that he cant remember what she looks like Carly: k been there but not trying to wife anyone Ali: right?! also, sure plenty of bitches a size 5, like??? Ali: was it a magic shoe Ali: no explanation, frankly Carly: yea like me and you have the same size Carly: ill take your prince for a ride bitch Ali: 😂 Ali: he cool with that Ali: that's the tea Ali: boy gives no fucks, long as it ain't a man in drag Carly: he hasnt met your brother tho Carly: boy looks good Ali: eww Ali: stop that thought right there Carly: dont get jealous Carly: not gonna go there Ali: not jealous, but repulsed 😷 Carly: k babe Carly: if you say so Ali: trust, you wanna see jealous you'll see it soon enough if you go there Ali: 😂 bea don't fuck about Carly: have to go for one of your other hot brothers Ali: trying be my sister in law and wife Ali: kickin it country Carly: you kno Carly: been on site too long Ali: forreal, not gotta hang with the traveller lads that hard baby Carly: after last nite not gonna be hanging w them for a while Ali: let 'em fight it out amongst themselves Ali: defs for the best Carly: yea Carly: hide w me babe Carly: gonna be so bored Ali: gonna Ali: i'll peep their wares another day Ali: not a euphemism Carly: sounds dirty tho Ali: yeah, regretted it as i said it but hey Ali: love me a sale and a gypsy boy Carly: no regrets boo Carly: they love you too Carly: esp whoever send the dick pic Ali: the real mystery Ali: soz everyone else with your drama but we gotta know Carly: i do need to be knowing Carly: thats my wife lads Ali: awh you gonna defend my honour n delicate sensibilities Carly: yea Carly: youre an angel Ali: you're so cute Carly: its you Carly: my parents came back Carly: gonna have to run Ali: oh no i am en route Ali: where you going boo Carly: i'll catch you and we can find somewhere theyre not Carly: ha church Carly: can you eat there cuz im not looking to die for jesus Ali: yeah for sure, not in the pews like its the cinema, like Ali: can go park if you wanna Ali: or up the mountain if you can hack it, like Carly: youre so smart Carly: like your mouth Carly: but yea Carly: date time Ali: awh yeah Ali: this picnic ain't goals i'm so sorry babe Ali: least the weather's looking up Carly: idc Carly: get to be w my boo Ali: 😍 Carly: i look crazy Carly: havent got dressed faster w out getting fucked before since idc Carly: idk Ali: i like crazy Ali: and beside me you'll probs look totally normal 😉 Carly: you look hot every day baby Carly: facts Ali: all these compliments got me feeling 🔥 obvs Carly: thats how i want it Ali: gonna have you flying high too Ali: top of the world, baby Carly: aw Carly: whats in the food like Ali: 😂 Ali: just faith n trust n pixiedust, of course Carly: you can snort pixiedust yea? Carly: k Ali: you gon' be mad when i've got nothing but sandwiches and half a donut Carly: nah Carly: cant be mad at you Carly: too cute Ali: and donuts are life Carly: true

[theday]

hi ajdjak when the secret admirer thing is over i'll send u pics of them but my cat is just a generic breed of tabby i think?idrk bc we got her from a family member but she's Old like almost 15 n her name is angel (i named her when i was 6 dont judge) as for my bunny he's a french lop n his name is fetty (my sister named him bc he was originally hers but now he's mine) n he's abt a yr old! n ok dry cereal is slightly valid but only like certain kinds. as far as veggies go..i love them (1/2)

i’m a vegetarian lol i think theres only like 1 or 2 veggies that i don’t like :/ so ya. n fruits god i love like every single fruit ajdjsj haha. except grapefruit 🤢 n my bias is sanha (?) idk i switch a lot but i’m p sure i’ll stick w sanha. sometimes i double bias him n myungjun. it’s a mess lol. n good luck tomorrow w everything! ❤️❤️❤️ -🍰

helloooo theres only a day left GHFHJDH im supposed to be doing practice papers for my math nd physics exams next tuesday and thursdya but like.. i toook 3 hours for ONE paper and thats w me skipping a bunch of questions god,.. .. whats your favourite and best subject in school? are you any good at math/physics? 

sorry went off abt myself again HFHJDHHJ bls i wnated a tabby so mf bad when i was younger now i think i wouldnt mind any breed of cat . i just want one :-( ur pets sound so cuteee HH!!!! also wdym certain kinds !!!! i usually have frosties or the cookie looking kind of cereal idk what its called? cookie crunch??? idk LOL

also jHHJFHJHHJDHJj god the fucking . im sorry i talked shit abt  veggiesFHJFHJ whats ur fave! ur a healthy aroha………… good! bin would b proud ! and pls i kNOW!!!! being an aroha means not having a fixed bias el oh el . is there any reason for sanha tho?? i know some ppl bias bc of age !! how old are you ? :3c thank u for wishing me luck :-D!! no more presentations until school starts again in april hehehehe

also since revealing is coming up id like to add that you dont have to reveal ursrlf!! ive had pppl who never did and thats fine! i do the same too HFFJDHJhj dont tell the organizer even tho he follows me theo dont interact ! also forgot his mf NAME and thought it was toe … really dont interact godbgfjd 

#🍰 anon #probably wont tell the person im messaging who i am yEET! #Anonymous #asks

[castrnaut]

The signs as things I've said

Aries: A furry interacted with me wtf don't victimblame

Taurus: I can't tell if I'm exhaused or concussed

Gemini: Please don't imply you're attracted to my brother thats gross he's republican

Leo: The secret to my great skin is tears

Cancer: I was supposed to be doing homework yesterday but instead I just ate popcorn and stared at a wall all day

Virgo: He fucked a pool floatie, my guy

Libra: Tbh I only go to the gym to watch HGTV

Scorpio: I just want to make it clear I'm being petty right now. This is an act of pettiness

Sagittarius: I'm gonna fight them. I'm 5'4 and never been in a fight in my life but I'll kick their ass

Capricorn: Future-me can suck me ENTIRE ass for all I care I'm eating this and no earthly thing can stop me

Aquarius: I have the muscle mass of an atrophied carrot

Pisces: Worms have five hearts and you just broke all of them

#shut up cas #reblog this im really funny and relatable #the signs as #aries #taurus #gemini #leo #cancer #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #zodiac post #zodiac #zodiac signs

[akajustmerry]

The Lying Detective: A Summary

toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: I am SUPER EVIL

sherlock: i'm high and suicidal and apparently that's humorous! come fellow suicidal friend, let's tell my brother to fuck off

*later*

therapist: how's the baby?

john: I HAVE A BABY?? oh wait yeah :(

mary apparition: honestly bro u trippin ballz

*later*

sherlock, also trippin ballz: to quote hamlet, fucking nope?????

mrs hudson: *is suddenly james bond, shoves sherlock in the boot, drops him into john's lap* you forgot this

john: i don't care

sherlock: *drinking from a flower vase* apparently my abusive suicidal drug use is still v humorous at this point!! lmao i'm gonna die in 2 weeks

*later*

toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: *holds up a bowl of cornflakes* i'm a CEREAL killer! get it?? do you tho???? imagine if my bff the queen murdered people anyway i'm really evil in case u forgot

kids in hospital: and spider-man couldn't come visit us because????

*later*

faith: hi :)

sherlock: shit i did the bad decsioning oh well i'll do it more btw i'm STILL suicidal and overdosing

john: ...

john: you waNNA FKN GO M8???

sherlock, bleeding, still suicidal and now bashed by his best friend: this is all my fault and totally portraying a healthy friendship between two people that isn't abusive

toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: btw guys i am still over here being EVIL

*later*

mrs hudson: I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUKIN PEEPS IN MY MUTHAFUKIN HOUSE

mary: sherlock my guy my pal, if you could lean into your fatal manic abuse of drugs and depression so you can be pals with my husband that'd be tight of u go get wrecked lov u

sherlock: i wanna die

toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: murdering people IS SO FUN!! I AM CLEARLY SO SO EVIL RN!

john: fuk u m8

sherlock: omg thanks for coming to save me at the last minute even tho i have been suicidal and overdosing from literally the start of this episode.

john: ur a dick

mary ghost: lol he should wear the hat

*later*

sherlock: *apparently still has irene's orgasm as his text alert even tho he apparently never texts her back and it would expose her as still being alive*

john: aw thats cute! happy birthday btw speaking of texting i too was texting a hoe

sherlock: aw damn :( sucks bro :(

john: yeah ikr??? mary's dead but i still wish i'd done more than text my side-hoe i am literally saying that ur relationship with irene adler is the same as this

sherlock: *literally does and says nothing*

mary apparition: lmao i'm dead!

john: basically, life is short so u should text her back anyway i'm gonna cry now

sherlock: aw :( life sucks :( let's hug it out while a montage revealing that your bus-hoe and therapist was my secret sister who has literally never existed before now and that my brother gets laid apparently these 2 things are relevant to the montage

john: *sobbing* btw i don't think u killed mary

sherlock: that's okay! u only beat the living shit out of me for it so badly i had to be hospitalized before!! this is literally gaslighting but whatevs its okay we're hugging i guess

toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: lolololololol i am still EVILLLL

mary apparition: wear the hat

sherlock: kay :p

sherlock: btw bestiie it's totally okay that u bashed me and cheated on ur wife like.... me texting the only person i romantically love and u being a cheating asshat are basically the same we r all human and i have been psychologically abused and traumatized to the point where i think that's totally fine :)

john: cool! anywho!! i just remembered i have a kid and i've left it with friends even tho one of the main points of this ep was that i have no one so ig2g

*later*

euros/sherrington/whateverthefuck: bye now time for u to have the death i am another classic case of moffatiss villainizing women, showing their mysogyny and incapability of creating female characters independent of male ones :)

#johnlock #mary watson #adlock #the lying detective #sherlock #merrys rambles #proper thoughts #sherlock spoilers #i fkn hated that ep i want to be sick it was so insensitive and shit #/