here's a silly something that was going to be a thing of its own but i thought it was much better as a blurb <3
“kaeya,” you call, running your fingers over a midnight blue t-shirt with a cat and the word ‘meowlicious’ embroidered on it in silver. “come take a look at this!”
hearing no response, you turn, only to find kaeya’s hoodie-clad figure next to the hat section, where a wide variety of them sit on display. the trolley sits to the side, abandoned in favor of a ridiculously colored hat that now sits on his head.
“what?” he asks, a twinkle in his eye. “you don’t think i look handsome like this?” he poses like a model on the runway. with his midnight-colored hoodie, white sneakers, silver earrings, eyepatch and rainbow beach hat, he makes for a comedic sight.
the price tag dangles over his eyes, the cherry atop this absurd cake. a smile spreads across your face and laughter bubbles up in your chest.
“you look very handsome,” you tease. “i’d definitely pay—” you reach for the tag and flip it over. “five ninety nine for you.”
“is that all i’m worth?” one hand flies to the center of his chest in feigned astonishment. he catches your wrist with the other when you begin to move away. “i was under the impression that i’m worth far more than a meagre five ninety nine.”
“oh, you are.” you flick his forehead playfully. “but the standard rule of department stores is that i pay what’s on the tag.” you stick your tongue out at him, intertwining your fingers with his.
“touché. it looks like you’ve struck a bargain. take me home, then, my love.”
“we’ve got to pay for our stuff first, my love.”
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insomnia + bf eren headcanons
cw: fluff, clingy eren, smut, cunnilingus.
he isn't the type to kiss you first thing in the morning with "morning, beautiful" in fact, you wake up first to find him wrapped around you, his head would lay on your chest with strong arms snaking around you, brown hair spread out covering his face while he tries to collect your warmness
that's how eren really is in the relationship, he holds. he cuddles you where ever and whenever. you both arent good at showing emotions so touching and holding are your ways of showing love.
he is very quiet, when you first met he whispered his words to you -he found you absolutely beautiful and you took everything out of him- even when you started a relationship it still seemed he was shy, but when you saw how he was with his friends you realized he showed a lot more to you then he did to anyone
you love him so much, he has deep purple eye bags that you find handsome with shoulder-length chocolate brown hair he rarely ties up, he is surprisingly built -you find cocky guys with his body but he is anything but that. later you'd find out that working out helps him sleep better-
sleeping. eren has been diagnosed with insomnia, going on medication tho he says you're his remedy, you'd laugh and say you're flattered and that you'll never leave his side but it wasn't until you were sick you realize how much of that was true
when you had the flu he took care of you, brushing your hair with his fingers as you rested against the couch, making you soup and getting you medicine while watching bad movies with you all day, but night fell around and he retreated to your bedroom. an hour passed and you were still up thanks to coughing and a sore throat, you watched as he slowly came into view, sleepy eyes and his fingers loosely holding his pillow
"'m sorry…I can't sleep-" he got caught off guard when he saw you sitting up while opening up your blanket, a smile on your face as he walked over to snuggle with you
"you'll get sick" you warned as you softly played with his hair "I don't care"
you guys shower together. always. he gets pouty when you shower without him, making you have to cheer him up with kisses and hugs. he needs to wrap his arms around you as you both stand in the shower, he needs to kiss your neck while rubbing your body, he needs to wash your hair and he needs you to wash his.
eren loves it when you play with his hair, too shy to ask for it directly -you learned to read his mind after a couple of weeks- he'd dangle his loose hair so you'll just have to play with it
another thing he loves, is sex. it doesn't seem like it from his shy personality but the man loves some hot sticky sex with you. his favorite position is you riding him because you get tired too fast so he gets to ram into you, he loves it because you grab his hair and dig your face goes into his head while his goes into your shoulder. another favorite is missionary when he is feeling a bit calmer, he loves watching your face contort into pleasure as his cock drags in and out of your drooling hole.
another thing! cunnilingus. he loves the taste of your pussy and tries to get in between your thighs at any chance. he usually has his hand going up to grope your boobs as his tongue fucks its way into your hole, and when you cum he will lick it all up and do it again because it tastes so good.
kinks. if it wasn't obvious already he isn't so much of a dirty talker, he mumbles things like "you feel really good" and "I love you so much" tho…he does have a few kinks. hair pulling, obviously. voice, your moans bring him so fucking close. praising, you make him feel so special when you say he feels good. and surprisingly enough, breeding.
yes, once and a while when you have completely hot sex, when he is holding your legs up and fucking you like your some whore he mutters "mm, wanna get you pregnant" he isn't ready for a baby and neither are you but in that moment. he is getting you pregnant no matter what. "wanna fill you up and have a baby" "want you to have my babies"
and most importantly, eren is so deeply and so fucking in love with you.
an: i love this eren sm
thank you for all the support on this! here is the full fic I made for insomniac eren! <3
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bakugou (and bakusquad) as things my brother says guys this is a joke i swear
kirishima: do you like my stress toy
bakugou: it's making me mad
sero: that defeats the purpose???
bakugou: well it's pissing me off and i don't like it
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bakugou: that made me mad
kaminari: everything makes you mad dawg
bakugou: shut up no it doesn't
jirou: yesterday you took a bite of sero's sushi and said it made you mad
bakugou: yeah cus it tasted like shit
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ashido: please don't break midoriya's phone
bakugou: well maybe if he didn't piss me off i wouldn't be throwing his phone off my balcony
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