#c!tommy my favourite canon god

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

funny thing about tommy being a god in the qsmpverse is that he not only continues to establish the dsmp as canon but he directly references it as events he was involved with. so right now the most canonical ending to c!tommy's storyline is he ascended to godhood and then fucked off to the qsmp. which is intensely funny for so many reasons.

#c!tommy my favourite canon god #qsmp #dsmp #tommyinnit

[blue-is-a-sapphic-color]

For the ask game, maybe 14, 17, 25?

Hi!! Thanks for the ask, and thank you for creating such an awesome ask game <3

14. What’s your favourite c!Dream line of dialogue?

Suddenly I don't remember a single c!Dream line of dialogue- uHH probably when he's taunting c!Tommy right after the prison escape. ICONIC. people who hadn't stream hopped were completely caught off guard by a fully decked out c!Dream popping up out of nowhere. Also props to cc!Dream for his insane positioning and timing like DAMN.

Also whenever he's begging, whining, or pleading...! especially when it involves c!Sam. The scene after he hides beneath the prison floor and c!Sam loses his mind and he manages to convince c!Sam to not tell c!Quackity is Insane.

17. What are some of your favourite c!Dream fics?

The fics on this list aren't going to be... recent/current? I haven't read dream smp stuff (that isn't @sunshine-in-a-bottle's writing) in a Good While. So for example @simplepotatofarmer's rabbit run isn't on it because I just haven't read it yet! (Even though I've only heard good things and it's been on my to read list for forever...)

Now for the fics:

for queen and country by @cgogs

It's technically not canon!Dream, it's an AU, but it is based on dream smp lore so it counts for me.

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY I SPENT LIKE THREE PLUS MONTHS THINKING ABOUT THIS FIC AFTER I READ IT AND I STILL THINK ABOUT IT SOMETIMES. the fic was discontinued, but I genuinely think chapter six works perfectly well as an open ending!

Medieval fantasy Royalty AU, angsty c!DNF with hopeful and/or bittersweet vibes, amazing and creative writing, and the literal first time Briar appeared in a fic? SURELY A MUST READ.

Oxeye Daisy by @cgogs

It needs no introduction, it's a c!DNF classic. But if you haven't heard about this fic...! Well now you have! Go read it!

We have since lost Angela to c!awesamdream-isms (<< literally has c!awesamdream demons myself) but I still remember the c!DNF era <3

martyr wrapped in butcher paper by @aetherknit

god!Dream/king!George spanning the dethronement era. And it has fanart..... (if you've never checked this one out you really should, it's a short one-shot!)

encore by Anonymous (the author has since either changed their name, privated or deleted their account)

A near-future c!Drunz one-shot with worldbuilding with some great vibes. Featuring accidental alien!kid!Purpled acquisition, hurt but healing c!Dream, and not perfect but still caring and domestic c!Drunz.

a second change from beyond the grave by Lieyantosh

The egg kills the server and everyone in it, but everyone gets reincarnated into the modern world with their memories. Except Dream doesn't remember.

Does this fic suffer greatly from being written before the staged finale was revealed? Yes. Is c!Tommy the main pov? Yes. But is chapter five a masterpiece, written from c!Dream's pov, and made me stay up until 3am? Also yes !!!

25. If c!Dream had to join an existing/former DSMP country or faction, which one would you choose for him?

Either the Syndicate or the Eggpire. Opposite vibes, I know, but both have tons of potential for him individually, and for great interactions with the members.

Syndicate AUs are pretty popular and always a banger, but c!Drunz together during the height of the Eggpire? They would've been unstoppable (and full of trauma <333).

#dreblr #ask #hi people i tagged #hopefully that's okay but also hit me up if you want your name Out of here #ask game

[black-berryies]

Second time ever drawing C!Punz ( even tho he is one of my favourite characters)

So you’re telling me that c!Punz already lost every single canon life and was already in Limbo and nobody knew it except C!Dream? So he also has the Limbo-streak like C!Wilbur, C!Tommy and C!Dream?

God, why…….? It’s so exhausting with that whole “ haha, I committed suicide three times so I can go to the worst place I can imagine and revive myself just to play fucking immortal god”-thing

Could y’all just stay alive for once?!

#dream smp #c!punz #punz #c!punz fanart #final lore streams

[amitlee]

I posted 345 times in 2022

That's 218 more posts than 2021!

196 posts created (57%)

149 posts reblogged (43%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@mushiewrites

@emmadoodlewrites

@artymiswritesfics

@an-inkling-of

I tagged 197 of my posts in 2022

Only 43% of my posts had no tags

#mcyt tickle - 25 posts

#ticklecommunity - 23 posts

#mcyt tickle fic - 19 posts

#tickle fic - 19 posts

#dsmpticklefic - 7 posts

#dsmp tickle fic - 7 posts

#ler!dream - 6 posts

#beloved tag - 4 posts

#lee!tommyinnit - 4 posts

#lee!tommy - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#and george can’t decide if he wants to melt or fight with all his power because its so nice but he’s so flustered and giggly he just can’t

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Would it be possible to get some Lee!Ranboo with a ler of your choice??? C! or CC! Is fine :)

Mom and Dad

Summary: Ranboo really should be more selective of the people he choses to prank.

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Ranboo peaked out from behind the corner leading into Phil and Kristin’s kitchen. He spotted the former in front of the sink, she was humming a soft tune. He grinned, it was the perfect opportunity.

Ranboo had been filming for a vlog and had settled on the bit of scaring his friends. He’d popped out of his hiding place around a corner, camera recording, and prepared to scare when Phil struck. Quickly trapping the teen in a hug of sorts and tickling him with the precision that could only come with practice.

Ranboo yelled as he felt fingers dig into his side, the camera falling from his hands in his shock. He squirmed as much as he could, but due to Phil having an arm wrapped around his waist and the other holding his hand out to the side, he wasn’t getting very far.

“LEHEHEHET ME GOHOHO!” He yelled in a high pitched tone, squealing when Phil’s wiggling fingers moved up to his ribs.

“Are you going to stop scaring us?” Phil asked.

Ranboo shook his head, too caught up in his giggling to answer.

“No?” Phil questioned teasingly. He shifted his hand to squeeze the boy’s hip instead, grunting as Ranboo curled up at the action and gently lowering the teen to the floor.

Kristin, who had been drawn by the scuffle and quickly put the pieces together, knelt down with her husband. She gently fluttered her nails along Ranboo’s neck, making him curl up more and let out sickeningly sweet giggles. “Still trying to scare us, Ran?”

The boy shook his head again, both to deny and to try and block the maddening feeling. “Nohoho! No wahahait-“

Phil smiled down at the pile of giggles in his lap. “Oh no, it was funny, wasn’t it, Ranboo? Just think of this as extra content for the vlog.”

Ranboo flushed a deep red, eyeing the camera that had fallen to the floor a few moments ago and was undoubtedly still recording. He grumbled before falling back into hysterics as Kristin’s devious nails found their way to gently scratch at his lower belly.

This would surely be an interesting visit.

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Oh god this ask is from 2 months ago

99 notes - Posted August 31, 2022

#4

The urge to say my opinion on apple juice to bring the coin defenders back for a round 2

111 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

#3

Hello Amity!! :D I read your FNAF fic and absolutely adored it!! I've fallen back into the FNAF fandom because of Security Breach haha, the fandom is amazing! Anyway, I have a head canon idea for Sun and Moon: Sun uses tickles as a reward for children in the day care, he uses compliments and playful teases to make his lee laugh more. "Aww, you have such a sweet smile new friend! And your giggles are so bubbly and cute! Tickle, tickle tickle~" Moon on the other hand, will use them as a punishment. "Bad children must be punished" so he says, his teasing is a little more mean, but he never takes it too far. "Naughty naughty, you're getting tickled cause you didn't behave little star~ is this little belly of yours ticklish? Oh, was that a squeal I heard?" They both love hearing laughter and tickling is their favourite way to hear kids laugh :D Hope you have a lovely day sweetheart, thank you for writing such amazing fics!! 💙💙

OMG HEY SOFT

I see your wonderful ideas and I raise you this:

-Moon using a mix or soft and rougher tickles to get a kid to wind down so they can eventually take a nap.

-Moon having to do the same thing to Sun every now and then so there’s some peace around the daycare. (I know they’re in the same body but just hear me out)

-Sun seeing tickles as one of the most fun things to do. He thinks it’s a super fun bonding experience that helps people let loose sometimes. He’s gotten in trouble a few times because he’s taken it upon himself to try and cheer up staff/parents.

-Since Sun and Moon both have bells, games of hide and seek with them are either really easy, or extremely nerve wracking. You can tell where they are which is great if you’re a seeker, but if you’re hiding from a particularly giggly punishment then you know exactly how close they are.

-Sun doesn’t hesitate to tickle people to the ground if they’re acting too big for their britches.

-They’re both know for scooping up children and holding the bridal style to tickle they’re tummies.

Thank you so much for the support! You have no idea how much it means💕. I hope you have great day as well!

111 notes - Posted January 13, 2022

#2

Philza and Tommy>>>>>anything else

147 notes - Posted January 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

His Family

Summary: A collection of Phil kindly terrorizing his children.

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“Oh, little bird~” Phil’s singsong voice echoed its way down to Tommy, who was currently doing an interesting mixture of gliding, flying, and running as he tried to evade the full fledged avian that was dead set on catching him.

“Dahahad-“ Tommy covered his mouth to prevent any more anxious laughter from spilling out. “Go away!” He demanded, laughter still evident in his tone.

“Hmmm, no.” A loud swoosh was heard right above the boy, who shrieked and attempted to speed up. This only caused him to lose footing and tumble unceremoniously onto the ground, leaves and grass providing a soft landing. Tommy rolled over on the ground, slightly disoriented and groaning dramatically.

Phil swept up his fledgling into his arms, dusting him off gently. “Aw, you’re fine mate.” He grinned. “Might not be when I’m done with you, though.”

Tommy’s bubbly laughter echoed through the forest.

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“Phil, please-“ Wilbur said, out of breath and panting. “-it was just for fun! A-And, you’re fine, see!”

“Oh, I see alright. Don’t worry mate, this is all part of the fun.” Phil replied, his tone full of mischief at the prospect of getting his lighthearted revenge.

The pair were currently standing on opposite ends of the kitchen table in a face off. When one would move, the other would mirror the movement, leaving them both trapped in a cycle of small steps and anticipation.

“If you give up now, I might go a little easier on you.” Phil tried to bargain, realizing he was getting nowhere in their game of chase.

“That’s bullshit and you know it!” Will whined incredulously.

Phil smiled, “Well, I guess I’ll have to be mean with you then. I guess I’ll have to dig into your hips, squeeze your sides, and count your ribs over and over. Then, I’ll trace the scar on your stomach, maybe I’ll even get the one on your back, we both know you can’t handle it for shit.” The eldest explained with a bored expression. He made a show of examining his nails, flexing his fingers to get a better look.

He admired the bright blush and shy smile on his son’s face. Relishing in the way the younger covered his face with his hands in embarrassment, it was all he needed to pounce on the boy.

The pair fell to the ground with a thud and immediately began wrestling for the upper hand. Unfortunately for Wil, Phil had dealt with similar tantrums more than he could count. The experienced warrior was quick to win the playful game and pinned Wil’s hands under his knees.

“Phil- Dad, waiT WAIHIHIhihit-“ Wil was barely given time to beg before Phil began to gently scratch his stomach, making him throw his head back in a fit of wild giggles.

“Breaking so soon, Wil?” Phil chuckled, “You’re more sensitive than I remembered.” He switched to spidering up and down Wil’s ribs, searching for the one that would send him into hysterics.

“Nohoho shihihit! PHIHIHIL NOHOHOT THAHAHAT!” Wilbur exclaimed, laughter turning squeaky as Phil drilled and scribbled on the golden rib right under his armpit.

“That’s right, mate. Let it all out.”

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“Tech?” Phil called. Techno met his gaze with a strained smile.

“What do you need, old man?” Techno answered, rolling his shoulders slowly before moving to try and massage them to ease some of the pain his sore muscles were causing.

“Mate, you’re tearing me apart.” Phil replied. He took in the confused and slightly startled appearance Techno had adopted after his statement.

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193 notes - Posted May 19, 2022

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[thatweirdguyinthebushes]

2, 20, 48, 74?

2. Where do you get your fic ideas? A lot of time I get inspired by other fics or songs (the entire twelve stones series was awakened by heirloom by sleeping at last) but sometimes i just do the bdg thing where it comes to me like a prophet receiving visions from an angry god.

20. Do you prefer writing AUs or canon fics? i really like both, but i think i prefer canon fics because theres just more to play with in terms of characters. i love making settings but character and relationship studies always hold my heart.

48. Who is your favorite character to write for?  Has this changed since you’ve started writing for that fandom? i love c!tubbo the most but my favourite characters to write for in terms of how much fun i have writing them are probably jack and tommy just because they have such unique voices and when i get their dialogue right i feel it in my bones its awesome.

74. Do you have a fic you wish got a bit more love? hasn't been that long since i posted it, but i really like this c!clingyduo one about awkwardly rebuilding their relationship through committing crimes together.

#ask game #ask response #dsmp #dream smp #c!tubbo #c!tommy #tubbo #tommyinnit

[balillee]

weird bits of ranboo lore that exist:

- s i l k t o u c h h a n d s

- he was subconsciously able to play mellohi in his head on a loop in such a complex way that it grew louder the closer he got to the panic room. he was once able to sync this up with mellohi being in the jukebox in the panic room, either that or the song was so loud that it could be heard all over the SMP and just,,,,, nobody has talked about it.

- ranboo is taller than two blocks.

- ranboo feels nothing when animals die !

- he's canonically bilingual and can speak to both people and endermen.

- he names almost all of his pets and his weapons after himself.

- ranboo's favourite past time seems to be vandalism, considering he and tommy robbed and burnt down george's house, and now ranboo spends his day vandalising eggpire propaganda.

- i'm pretty sure he can just summon book and quills. like they just seem to appear out of nowhere. i don't get it.

- whether or not he blew up the community house, who knows. it was either dream, or dream by proxy, though - so who gives a shit?

- i think he's scared of jack manifold, which, is probably the least surprising bit of trivia here.

- he might also be afraid of tubbo. to be honest, i think he just finds snowchester as a whole scary because tubbo's a mad scientist who seems really enthusiastic about nuclear warheads that he doesn't want to use, surprisingly enough. tubbo's still a diehard ranboo apologist, however, although he is a lil sus.

- if ranboo joins the syndicate, i'll riot IT WOULD BE SO INFURIATINGLY OUT OF CHARACTER AAAAAA-

- he wants to see dream in prison, probably to just yell at him, but who knows whether or not the two have actually talked.

- does ranboo even know if it was him or dream who blew up the community house? either that or him rebuilding it is just charity work.

- he's canonically fuckin bald. like i don't like to think about it mainly just because i'm so used to all the fanart of black and white hair ranboo, but my god is it just kind of cursed.

- he spent half an hour trying to catch bathew only for him to just kind of,,,,, leave him next to purpled's house.

and yet ranboo's the sensible one on the server? this man is pure chaos, and he's like, what, 16-17? i'm afraid

#dream smp #dsmp #dream smp meme #dsmp meme #dream smp lore #dream smp canon #dsmp lore #dsmp canon #ranboo #ranboo dsmp #ranboo dream smp #dream smp ranboo #dsmp ranboo #ranboo my beloved

[accio-slytherout]

Mischief Managed

Concept by @helliontherapscallion

Pairings: p!sbi x reader, p!dreamXD x reader, c!Philza x reader (could be taken as platonic/romantic)

characters: TommyInnit, Ph1lza Minecraft, Wilbur, Technoblade, Captain Puffy

mentioned characters: Fundy

Warnings: Fighting, blood, swearing, pranks, trickery (?), shouting (tell me if I missed anything!)

in game dsmp!au

summary: Reader is the god of mischief and trickery. After catching up with their old friend and his family, they got into a fight with the god of the server, dreamXD.

Not proofread

note: reader does not act like peeves! sorry in advance! i really liked this concept, i just had to write it. i put more effort into this than i did on my social studies essay. was fun to write :D straying from canon lore! I was not sure how to write dreamXD's text, so i wrote it in normal text! i am not very good and pranking, and not that creative or smart on those kind of things, so I will not really specify what is going on in the pranking.

flachbacks in italic

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(Y/N) was just skipping around the forest, looking for flowers to make some dye when they stumbled upon a boy that was picking some red flowers.

"WHAT THE F*CK" he shouted with a strong British accent. "Who the f*ck are you?" he continued. "Well who are you child?" they retorted.

"WHAT THE- IM NOT- THE FU- IM NOT A F*CKING CHILD IM A BIG MAN" the 'Big Man' as he called himself retorted, stumbling over his words. He heard a very mischievous laughter come out of the random person he stumbled upon, and he chose to put up the angriest face he could and crossed his arms.

"The name's (Y/N). How about you, big man?" they finally replied with a slight mocking tone. "Tommy. What are you doing here? I've never seen you around before." answered Tommy.

"I'm looking for some dye, so I can dye Fundy's fur" they replied, rather mischievously? Well, point is, Tommy's eyes lit up at the mention of pranking the fox. "Could I maybe help you?" he replied with an equally mischievous tone.

Thats how a friendhip started. They caused pure havoc around the server. Pranking the first person they thought of. They were laughing their butts off on the bench.

"TOMMYINNIT YOU STOP RIGHT THERE!"

Panic rose in their chests as they slowly swallowed and turned around. There stood Captain Puffy looking very angry... with bright pink covering her entire body. They tried their best to hold in their laughter, as she did not look very intimidating.

Yet, Tommy could not help but to start laughing loudly. That pushed (Y/N) over the edge and started laughing hysterically, and they swore they saw Puffy crack a smile at the sight.

"Im- sor- sorry-" he said inbetween his laughter. They both tried their best to stop laughing, and after a while, they did.

Puffy let out a sigh, and said "Tommy, I will get you back. I am warning you." with a glint of amusement in her eyes. Tommy seemed to have sobered up at the thought and looked scared. Puffy left with a wave and headed to her home to probably clean up.

"That was funny though." he said out of the blue. That started another round of laughter to go throught them.

"Say, (Y/N), how old are you?" Tommy asked after they have both calmed down. "I'm the god of mischief and trickery. I'm and immortal being. I am centuries old, kid." they answered.

"Really? That's quite pog! Did you know my father is also immortal? You might know him, name's Philza, Angel of Death. Does that ring a bell?" he rambled, ignoring the fact that they had just called him kid.

(Y/N) was ecstatic at the idea of being able to meet with their old friend again, but decided to say "HECK YEAH! I GET TO MESS WITH HIM AGAIN!" as to hide their feelings. They were the god of trickery after all. They had an image to uphold.

Tommy decided to go take them to Phil. Bad idea. As they reached the door of Phil's cottage, Tommy just burst into the house without knocking.

"Phil~ I'm baack~" Tommy called in a sing-song tone. Phil just said "Welcome back" in a monotone voice from the kitchen without looking.

As he was preparing supper, he heard Techno shout from the living room "TOMMY WHO ON EARTH IS THAT?!". Millions of thoughts start rushing through his head. Who could Tommy have brought with him? He ran out of the kitchen and went to see for himself who it was.

The scene in front of him just made him want to be buried 6 feet under the ground. There it was, His two oldest sons looking at the door from the bottom of the stairs and his youngest son, standing next to the person he hated the most. (Y/N).

They were walking through the forest. Phil felt something touch his shoulder. He turned around, raising his sword as he was startled. There they were, (Y/N), making the weirdest face possible.

"For f*ck's sake (Y/N)! stop it!". That only made them laugh more. "You should have seen your face!" they said inbetween laughter.

The man loathed them. He just wanted to leave them there, in the middle of nowhere, for this was not the only thing they have done in the past hour of adventuring. He, however decided to ignore them, for his heart could not bear the idea of leaving his companion alone.

"Long time no see, Philza." they said with a smirk. "Kill me already" he groaned. That was the only thing that came out of his mouth.

After Phil had supper with his family and the devil- sorry, unexpected guest, he went to clean up as his sons sat in the living room with (Y/N).

"So you're immortal?" said the oldest boy that they learnt was called Wilbur. They nodded as a reply, and he just said "Thats so cool!"

"I have read about you before, however, seeing you, I don't think the book described you correctly. Could you, possibly tell me more about your tricks and stuff?" Technoblade's monotone voice had a slight tone of curiosity and amusement while asking the question.

So they did. They told the boys about their stories. As they finished, they realised that Wilbur and Tommy had fallen asleep and Techno was half paying attention to them.

"You should go to sleep. Both of you. It's quite late already." A voice said behind her. "I'm a god, Phil. I don't need sleep." they retorted as they turned around, looking at the man.

"Suit yourself." he shrugged. He opened his mouth to tell his son to go to sleep, but he realised that his son, in fact was already asleep. He shook his head and got some blankets to lay above his sons. "I guess you can stay the night. It's late anyways" he spoke before (Y/N) could say anything and he left to go to his room. Huge mistake.

Philza minecraft was having a good sleep, when he heard a scream from the living room. He panicked, as his mind made up the worst scenarios possible. As he rushed downstairs, he saw Wilbur with bright pink hair, Tommy with a very bold red hair and hands, along with a half asleep Techno raising his sword.

Only then did he remember, that his least favourite person was at his house. Right as he thought about that, he heard giggling coming from the living room.

"(Y/N)!" he shouted along with Wilbur and Tommy. "Yes?" they batted their eyelashes innocently. Phil watched with amusement at the scene unfolding before him. Tommy and Wilbur shouting at (Y/N) and Techno lowering his sword and laying back down on the couch, sensing no danger.

"Boys, enough. (Y/N), will these dyes wash away?" he finally said in a stern tone that had a hint of amusedment in it. "Ofcourse father of minecraft. Run water through them and they will be gone" they said with such innocence that he would have believed it was not her had he not known it was their doing.

Wilbur and tommy quickly rushed to the bathroom to wash their hair out, and Phil swore the doors of the bathroom would fall off its hinges from the amount of force that was put into opening it.

"I must say, that was pretty funny, (N/N)." Phil said with amusement as he went to prepare some breakfast. (Y/N) smiled proudly from the compliment, as he was always telling her off after pranking.

Phil now remembers why he always asked them to accompany him on adventures. They were fun, and entertaining. Sometimes, they're even smart and helpful. The thought of his adventures with them brought a smile to his face.

A week in their visit, they heard a knock on the door. Phil, thinking it was just (Y/N), thought nothing of it. So he just calmly walks to the door and answers it. What he didn't expect however, was DreamXD at the door, floating in a menacing stance.

"You all give me your youngest son, or you all are dead. You have 24 hours. If you do not hive him by them, you are all dead." DreamXD said in a demonic sound.

As DreamXD turned around, Phil saw a cloud of something covering his sight, he felt... flour? he cleared the flour from his face and saw DreamXD covered in flour and (Y/N) on the roof looking rather sheepishly at DreamXD.

"Sorry, I thought you were Philza" they said sarcastically. "Not sorry, actually." they continued as they cracked an egg and poured it along with some sugar on to DreamXD's head.

DreamXD suddenly whips something out and slapped (Y/N) off the roof. As (Y/N) was used to falling from high places, they landed on the ground with nothing but a few scratches.

DreamXD stabs them with a sword, and blood splattered from their waist. (Y/N), being the god of mischief, had ofcourse had lots of experience on pranking, but wasnt strong. However, they are very witty, as they always find creative ways to prank people.

(Y/N) somehow found a way to make DreamXD retreat, but Phil could not see how. All he saw was smoke, DreamXD leaving and (Y/N) lying on the floor, with blood gushing out of their side making a puddle on the ground.

They let out a chuckle and turned to face Phil. "Your lives are safe, Phil. And what can I say? Mischief... managed." they trailed off as their eyes closed. Phil rushed to bandage them up and put them in a spare bedroom.

A week.

That was how long it was.

One singular week. Seven days. Yet it felt like seven years they had been unconscious. The house felt empty. No chaos. Everyone was worried about them.

Phil let out a sigh. He closed the door and sat down next to where (Y/N) was laying. He traced his index finger over the palm of their hand that he was holding, and whispered "I don't think you know this.. but you really are a great friend, (N/N). I love your personality.. Who am I kidding, I love you."

Phil then thought, they were unconcious. He let out a chuckle at the thought. "Look at me.. talking to someone unconscious." he said out loud, closing his eyes and resting his head on the palm of his hand that was propped up on the bed. Little did he know, they were fully awake, and pretending to be unconscious.

"Aww, thanks Phil. I love you too." he suddenly heard. He whipped his head around to their direction and saw that their head was turned to his direction. He hugged them, minding their injuries and whispered in their ear that he was thankful that they were fine over and over again.

Phil then felt their body shaking and heard gentle sobs coming out of them. He pulled away from the hug and cupped their face in his hands and wiped their tears away.

"What's wrong, (N/N)?" he calmly asked. They just cried more and gave him a hug. They told him that they have never felt accepted, and that the only person that has ever tolerated them was him. They told him that they were happy that he cared for them. They told him how much they cared for him and how great of a friend he was. They told him how much they loved him.

After their little heart to heart session, Phil went to go and prepare lunch for everyone in the house. He told the boys that (Y/N) was awake now. Everyone was glad and relieved that they were awake again. And (Y/N) was glad, that they now had a family that cared for them.

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end.

#platonic mcyt x reader #mcyt x reader #sbi x reader #platonic #dreamxd #sleepy bois inc #philza x reader #tommyinnit x reader #wilbur x reader #philza #tommyinnit #accio writes

[dreamsclock]

Okay so God comes to you and says out of c!Dream, c!Quackity, and c!Wilbur, you have to assign one each to have a good ending (redemption + happy ever after) one to have a tragic ending (no redemption + probably dying or worse) and one to have an underwhelming ending (they just kinda stop being relevant to the story and don’t get their narrative resolved) Basically literary FMK

OH THIS IS A FUN ON E :0 i’m gonna go from the current point of lore because it’s the last definitive character development we got, so it makes sense for me i guess ?

for a good ending: c!quackity. you guys know he’s my favourite character and with where the season one finale of las nevadas left off, he’s sort of set up for the potential of Being Redeemed. in actual canon, i’m certain he’s going to get Much Worse before he gets better, but i like to imagine c!quackity turning las nevadas into a Good Place, and eventually getting reunited w his fiancés + c!slime :’) wishful thinking in current canon but always possible !!

for an irrelevant ending: c!dream. without a doubt. after Everything he’s been through ?? all the hell ?? man probably wants nothing more than to disappear off the face of the earth 😭 ideal ending - he and c!punz go on an extended vacation and sometimes come back to visit c!syndicate. everyone is on tenderhooks for MONTHS before realising he’s not coming back to be evil and villainous. i think he deserves anonymity and i think it’s a realistic ‘happy ending’ — he gets away from people that despise him, and c!tommy never has to see him again LMAO

bad ending — c!wilbur. he’s a super fascinating character and i feel like ,, a lot of people (and characters) are missing how fucked up he is right now ?? being in limbo did nothing good for him and i hate how people act as if revivedbur is any better now than before he was killed: newsflash, he’s Worse !! he’s said it himself and i’m all for the history-repeating trope where characters fail to stop the past from happening again. i think cc!wilbur could pull it off SO well too — I don’t WANT this for his character and would really like a redemption arc AGAKS — but i think of all characters, c!wilbur could pull it off the best. it would make me so goddamn sad to see him go back to limbo (but HEY maybe it would save ghostbur from hell /j)

this was such a fun ask though omg thank you for this !! this was super fun :D :D :D

#this actually cheered me up LOL #> sparrow talks #> narrative writer #> vegas disaster #> that one clock guy

[dilfzas]

Going off my last post, I really wish the DSMP fandom would look more into different kinds of relationships besides just plain old romance. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a sucker for pining and fluff, but god I want so much more. So here’s some dynamics that aren’t romantic but aren’t fully platonic either. Not even in the middle, just sort of. Label-less. Now I will clarify once again for those who lack common sense, this isn’t shipping in any way shape or form. Multiple CCs mentioned have said they’re uncomfortable with it, and that may translate to their characters, although I’m not quite sure. This is all characters, not creators. Shit’s wack, yo.

Phil and Techno

I said on my last post that I MUCH prefer their characters’ relationship to be looked at as queerplatonic. It makes so much sense to me.

Two demigods growing old together, not friends, not husbands. They are each other’s person, two halves of a whole.

Wilbur and Tommy never really knew what Techno was to them growing up. He wasn’t a brother figure, or a father, or an uncle or a friend. He was all and none at the same time. That’s the SBI dynamic I prefer.

It also ties back into the aroace headcanon I have for c!Techno.

Wilbur and Schlatt

It’s like enemies to lovers except enemies to enemies with platonic benefits.

It’s literally just No Children by The Mountain Goats that’s it that’s their whole relationship.

God, it’s rocky. It came from being forced to survive together, thinking they were the last ones left in the world when the skies rained floods and lava rose. They settled on working together, but fuck they hated each other.

Don’t picture c!Schlatt and c!Wilbur in their underwater house, with Schlatt finally breaking under the pressure, thinking that they’re gonna die miserable. Wilbur leans foward to put his hand on Schlatt’s shoulder, but Schlatt hugs him. It was the only time Wilbur saw Schlatt cry.

Years later, they parted ways. Schlatt shows up again, and they initially rekindle the subtle hatred. But then Schlatt takes everything Wilbur ever loved, ever fought for. And Wilbur realizes he feels betrayed, and he struggles so much with the fact that he may have cared for Schlatt more than he really knew.

Ranboo and Tubbo

God yes!!!! Canon queerplatonicism!!! Can you tell how much of a sucker I am for qp?

It makes me so happy to see it portrayed in such a positive light, too. Like they’re married but not romantically!! They just feel that strongly towards each other!! Marriage don’t gotta be romantic and they prove that!!

They have a son I’m crying.

Dream, George and Sapnap (also Karl and Quackity)

They’re homies but also a little bit in love! They act like friends but have the benefits of cuddles and kisses in a way that isn’t completely platonic nor romantic.

Quackity and Karl wholeheartedly support Sapnap’s homie kissing endeavours, even sometimes getting in on the cuddle puddle.

Fuck it, all five of them are more or less ambiguous towards each other. They’re best friends but also they all flirt but some of them are engaged to each other but they still all try to sleep in the same bed for some reason.

Dream big spoon for his boys 🥰.

That’s all for now but if I find more that strike my fancy, I will add on in the rbs!

Reblog with your favourite unlabel-able pairs!

#mcyt #dream smp #philza #technoblade #wilbur soot #jschlatt #ranboo #tubbo #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #sapnap #karl jacobs #quackity #i talk about bullshit #emrails

[tiny-cacti-magnet]

Sundial's DSMP Fic Recs

I am just going to mix series and standalones because I can't be bothered. I'm also going to try to include a lot of smaller fics in here instead of huge stuff like passerine and tumoasd. Most of these are also ongoing because only doing complete kind of limits recs. I say "ongoing" if series says "incomplete". And basically all of these are angst but that was expected wasn't it.

Most of these are crimeboys, I think only one or two don't have Wilbur. That was also to be expected though haha

They're all sorted by types of AUs! Below the cut :) Enjoy em!

Foster AUs

I'm ready now by BialyLis - Probably my favourite foster fic series ever. Good Wilbur and Techno angst, good parent Phil, twins duo is amazing in this, and my heart has been broken many times over by this fic. Including the most recent update. (283k) - ongoing

When it's strange to take a walk downstairs by justsummr - Crimeboys get fostered by good parent Phil (54k) - ongoing

The Neighbor's New Kid by LuminaStarCrest - Tommy-centric with bad Dream. Wilbur and Techno try to help (47k) - ongoing

encompass by lightning_anon - Tommy-centric, series that explores other characters, explores a wide variety of themes and handles them very well. (184k) - ongoing

Guitar Strings and Keyrings AU by Anonymous - Crimeboys angst, lots of it, good parent Phil, good sibling Techno, this series is so lovely, and I've reread it like 4 or 5 times now (102k) - ongoing

I didn’t think I would be here again by DizzyFixations - Phil fosters Tommy, and Wilbur spirals until he hits rock bottom. (14k) - complete

The Thing With Feathers (Hope For Tomorrow) by kay_bee_cee - Wilbur and Tommy get separated in the foster system, Wilbur isn't doing so well, Phil is his therapist pog! A fic where Wilbur actually gets therapy! Yes! (20k) - complete

Fantasy AUs

A Cursed Palace (And All of its Blessings) by Roroletsgo - Very cool fantasy AU. Wilbur likes his plants, Clingy duo are running away from something, Techno hears voice, Phil is trying his best (36k) - ongoing

scorched by fire and bone by JumpingInMuddyPuddles - Techno gets captured by the opposing army and meets Wilbur and Tommy in the camp (25k) - ongoing

The Hands Of Fate by BrokenStarryLights - Phil makes a deal with the devil to bring Techno back to life. At a cost (32k) - ongoing

Canon Divergence AUs

the dead don't dream by penink - Horror, gore, featuring a whole lot of torture and suffering and death. Crimeboys angst. Lots of it. Heed the tags (155k) - ongoing

break them right (and feel alive) by angelsdemonsducks - The series for careful son, you've got dreamer's plans. Does this really need an introduction? One of the best c!Wilbur fics out there (178k) - ongoing

It’s Not Just A Sheep by oddsalamander - Wilbur comes back to life and needs therapy so much. Oh my god, he needs so much therapy. Wilbur and Friend the sheep (94k) - ongoing series

A Cat a Day Keeps the Creepers Away by ace_enderchest (TheoreticallyAnAuthor) - c!Wilbur befriends a cat :) (17k) - ongoing

for thine is the kingdom by angelsdemonsducks - Wilbur is tied to Pogtopia after he dies, lovely c!Wilbur angst (17k) - ongoing

Wilbur Soot and His Familiars by cupqueencake - Wilbur Soot is a witch who didn't know that. He adopts familiars :) (38k) - ongoing

Gambling with Gods by 5ievel - Wilbur makes a deal with the Sky Gods. It doesn't go well. Very good angst (11k) - complete

this is the thing about fiction by acatalepsy - Phil's trying his best, revivebur struggles with antipsychotics. I'm gonna reread this one tonight again because it's so good oh my god (14k) - complete

hold on (one more time, with feeling) by angelsdemonsducks - The white streak in Wilbur's hair shows up during his time as president (28k) - complete

Contract Signed In Ash by 5ievel - Wilbur makes a deal with Dream. To test the revive book in exchange for L'manberg (6k) - complete

The Pot by Onelituli - Quackity captures the Syndicate and the casino is deadly (27k) - ongoing

Mafia AUs

Take the Stage and Deliver [SBI Mafia AU] by LittleParadox - Tommy and Tubbo form a friendship in school. Their fathers are the bosses of rival mafias. (135k) - ongoing

Clingy Duo has Made the Advancement: [Crime Family] by SilverWing15 - Wilbur is a stressed parent of two chaotic gremlin children that are in over their heads (40k) - complete

Modern AUs

Because dreaming costs money, my dear by eneliii - Tommy is a violinist, winged Tommy and Wilbur, I cried so hard I had to write 2k of fluff just to cope. It's good, believe me (15k) - complete

All of This Turbulence Wasn't Forecasted by BogFrog - Probably one of my favourite modern AU ever, Crimeboys centric, lots and lots of good angst (91k) - ongoing

Jubilee Failed by shutupanakin - Tommy meets Wilbur at a train station. Lots and lots of good crimeboys angst, oh my god I can't. Just take my kudos (29k) - ongoing

soon you've got hot chocolate by karmicpunishment - I thought this was going to be fluff. I was pleasantly wrong. Crimeboys angst, Phil and Techno are soft (10k) - complete

never planned that one day i'd be losing you by ghost_sodas - Wilbur is dead, Tommy copes (5k) - ongoing

A Very Hallmark Christmas by MollyPollyKinz - Wilbur learns about Christmas and found family (7k) - complete

Every Road Home by Jazz_intown - Crimeboys road trip AU! This one is so good, so much lovely angst, awesome all around, deserves so much love (36k) - complete

Black Honey by birdfeet - Road trip AU, Wilbur meets Tommy on the way, they bond and do some crime too (25k) - ongoing

i have to go by hehered - Wilbur is dead, bad parent Phil, Techno's trying, Tommy's sad (17k) - ongoing

For Both Our Sakes, Let Me Go by positivelypitch - Wilbur goes to stay with Phil and meets the ghost of his dead son, Tommy. I love this concept so much (21k) - ongoing

full fathom five by augurspex - If there is one fic that doesn't have nearly enough love as it deserves, it is this one. Oh my god, this fic is incredible. I got so absorbed I got on the wrong train and went to the airport by accident. Read the tags, this is so good. Wilbur and Tommy live on an island that's like a prison (29k) - complete

Miserabilia by coffewithvanilla - bad parent Phil, Crimeboys angst, I'm rereading this again instead of doing my homework woohooooo (17k) - complete

Other

unlikely events by Nymphii - Detroit: Become Human AU, Tommy is an android, Wilbur is a detective who hates androids, Techno and Phil are there, they try to find out why androids are going rogue. Very good. Highly recommend. One of the best fics I've read recently. (73k) - ongoing

Do it for him by sircantus - Gladiators AU with Twins duo angst (12k) - ongoing

The Case of the Fire Inside by trying_to_spell_both_our_names_at_once - Tommy-centric Selkie AU where Dream is evil and the rest of SBI tries to help (192k) - ongoing

Stick Boy’s Adventure by grasstastic - Tommy is an arcade machine. Yes you read that right. It's fun and angst (31k) - ongoing

what doesn't kill you makes you ugly by moonlight_mist - Uh, cannibalism AU. How do I even describe this... Detective Wilbur, Dark SBI, read the tags it's good (45k) - complete

Blood and Thunder by hydrangea_moobloom - Tommy-centric Tokyo Ghoul cannibalism AU (do NOT question why I have two of these AUs on this list) (52k) - complete

It’s a sad song, it’s a tragedy by Anonganon - o!Wilbur dies painfully (3k) - complete

#dsmp #dsmp fic recs #dream smp fic recs #fic recs #i tried for a decent balance of well-known and not so well-know #i know a lot of these have under 10k hits and they deserve so much more #anyways. #lots of love to all the authors on this list #you've all made my quarantine so much more bearable :) #/gen

[stellocchia]

Haven’t watched Sapnap’s lore yesterday, so here’s a few thoughts from watching it today: 

“Where is Quackity?” it took a few months to ask, but at least they he got there in the end

“Do you know that gods of death like apples?” Is- is that a Death Note reference? 

George: “I did some cleaning up the other day”, no he didn’t. That was Tommy and his entourage of babysitters

They fixed the El Rapids poster

MEXICAN DREAM!!!!

Ghost MD???

Sapnap and George not figuring out that MD is a ghost until he tells them is just further proof that they are a couple of himbos...

“George, why id Dream always hurting our friends?” 🥺. Because he’s an asshole and Sapnap and George both deserve better

Well... Sapnap is not wrong. Dream, Eret and co ARE the ones who destroyed Mexican L’Manburg. Quackity destroyed El Rapids, not Mexican L’Manburg. It’s also interesting that this implies that MD only lived with them towards the very beginning of their country

“George has a sleeping issue” it’s finally acknowledged in canon, so now I can be happy!

Okay, MD canonically opened a store in the afterlife. Also he definitely interacted with Wilbur, Tommy and Schlatt. Which generally makes me think that it’s not as lonely over there as we thought?

Why is attraction to animals so normal in this universe...?

MD misses Mamacita... 🥺

“You’re telling me the guy who can fucking kill people, fucking exile little kids, fucking put him in- he can just stay in jail man? I’m gonna go in there an fucking kill him man! That’s what he fucking deserves!” MD is a Tommy apologist and that’s really all I need in life

Oh Sapnap knows someone tried to kill Dream but doesn’t know who? That’s interesting...

“Last time I saw him he wasn’t even talking” oh Sapnap... god I feel sorry for him. Because, like, Dream had no problems talking to Tommy when he went. Or Techno now. But he didn’t bother with Sapnap...

Sapnap just wanting to check on Quackity because he misses him is actually kinda sweet

“It’s okay to cry, you don’t have to hold in your feelings” Sapnap being the most well adapted person on the smp once again!

Hmm, more Limbo lore, this time from MD’s Limbo: he still got tired in the afterlife and needed to sleep. Ooooh, and he dreamed about that one George’s lore stream I guess? The one where George saw him again?

So killing a ghost while they’re holding the totem doesn’t work to bring the person back to life. Pretty sure the revive book is the only way at this point...

New Drem to add to the collection! This time it’s American Dream, not to be confused with Dreamwastaken, who is also american

They gave me a heart attack 2 times already making me think they’d kill Shroud. I swear if they do I’m becoming a Sapnap anti

Is Mexican Dream just a very high American Dream? 

“Quackity, money, Las Vegas” that should be enough to figure out where Quackity is for them

They got to Las Nevadas!

Awww, and now MD has been invited to Kinoko Kingdom. Sort found family once more?

MD does have favourites among his friends, and he’s definitely another one of George’s simps

Welp. MD did say he would have to go back at some point...

And that was it. I’ll give a couple of my thought on it under the cut.

This was fun honestly! Not too intense, but it was a good way to reintroduce Sapnap (and George surprisingly enough) back to the lore. It also gave us some more info on George’s weird Dreams, specifically how some of them seem to be connected to souls in the afterlife. 

Also, MD keeps being the most based character in the smp. Just saying, c!Dream would have been killed off in season 2 finale if he didn’t have the resurrection book and he would have fully deserved it. Also love how the 2 things that where enough for MD to decide Dream deserved death was being killed and Dream exiling Tommy. It’s a nice reminder of the fact that he did, in fact, see a bit of exile. And an acknowledgement of the fact that the exile was unjust regardless. 

Also, it was a nice setup to remind us of Sapnap’s protectiveness over Kinoko Kingdom and to show how much he wants to see Quackity again. It was pretty simple in the execution but it worked well I’d say.

#long post #sapnap stream recap #sapnap #georgenotfound #mexican dream #dream smp #dream smp spoilers

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

I don’t talk about this much because. Well, it’s fucking depressing, and I want my blog to be positive despite focusing on dark subject matter. But considering what’s happened as of late, I think if there’s any time to talk about this it’s now.

I have multiple reasons why I write c!Primeboys content, but a big one I generally try and keep hidden because I don’t want to be a fucking drag and dwell on it is my own personal trauma. As a child- at around six or seven- I was in a school environment that mistreated me. My disabilities were ignored and denied, I was persistently left out of lessons, I was shouted at until I cried for reasons I didn’t understand. On one occasion, I was improperly restrained by multiple adults, which was physically painful. According to recollections from staff, I was physically dragged around. I still struggle to be in school environments because it gives me flashbacks. I still have nightmares.

Now, I’m not going to lie and say what I went through was that bad. I can talk about it easily. It was so long ago any memories are all blurred and indistinct. They still make me miserable, but at least they’re not so vivid most of the time. But what I went through… that counts, definitionally, as abuse right? I was emotionally and on at least one case physically abused by authority figures who should have protected me.

And that’s part of why c!Primeboys is so important to me. Not just because I like angst and the trope of a villain with a god complex and the poor mortal who’s their Favourite- those are huge aspects still, but they’re not the only ones. And one of them is that it acknowledges this kind of abuse is a thing. Authority figures do things like this to break “annoying” kids down into obedience. It sure as fuck happened to me, and seeing something similar in media being treated with the utmost seriousness is very validating and comforting. It’s not something I’ve seen before.

I didn’t have a c!Dream. I knew the people hurting me were awful, they didn’t hide it. But I sure as fuck was c!Tommy. His trauma responses in canon are something that rang a bell to me and they’re something I find cathartic writing. I joke about being a c!Dream kinnie, but when you read my c!Primeboys stuff- c!Tommy is me. I leave a piece of my soul in him. And it helps, y’know, to get it out like that. And it helps to know that maybe, just maybe, if I spread awareness that this is a thing that Happens, maybe someone who goes through something like what I did will feel less alone.

The idea I’ve hurt people while trying to do the opposite makes me deeply upset and deeply concerned. I don’t want to do that. I don’t want to cause more hurt.

(And before you say I don’t need to talk about my trauma, I know I don’t. I just want to. I slag off about it enough IRL, it’s not something I’m uncomfortable talking about at all, and if it’s relevant I see no point in not bringing it up.)

#vent #tw abuse #bit of a trauma dump #sorry

[memryse]

hello tumblr i present my canon-compliant "DSMP But... Everybody Discovered Large-Scale Organised Religion" mianite au which took a few hours to write up oops. basically here is a list of which god everybody would follow and why, based on canon events (i have therefore left out a couple of the members who don't really do lore or be on the server much because i definitely don't know about them enough to be accurate!)

dream: mianite. obsessed with control, you get it. went too far though and developed his own obsession with controlling the server so he is now godless and in jail

tommy: dianite. tommy is a favourite of dianite's - he's idealistic with a penchant for chaos, and like i said in my other post dianite probably sees himself in tommy a little. they're both misunderstood as Bad People

tubbo: ianite -> dianite, he converts post-doomsday. grew up as a follower of ianite and trying to follow her path put added pressure on him during his presidency. embraces being a dianitee with the start of the nuke program, but he keeps all his ianitee family heirlooms. ianite still holds a soft spot for him because of his family and occasionally gives him minor blessings. that being said she's of course a little disappointed he chose to change gods, but respects his decision

ranboo: no god, but enderwalk ranboo is an acolyte of ianite; awakeboo eventually converts to ianite when he reads awakeboo's note and decides to become more active in conflict resolution. he realises ianite actually aligns with his newfound ideals, and is of course more in touch with his ender side. however prior to this he wasn't really very keen on worshipping any gods, seeing as all he saw from them was wars waged in their names.

wilbur: also an atheist. probably prayed to dianite during pogtopia ("dream, i want to be your vassal" type beat) but other than that he's the type to criticise organised religion and be an independent leader, no need for gods. wilbur and ranboo narrative foils my beloveds!!!

techno: ianite. the thing about c!techno is he has one goal and he will stick to that no matter what - it's not total order, but it's not chaos either because there is motivation and reasoning behind it. also, a core tenet of ianitee ideology is not involving yourself in conflict until somebody personally wrongs you. much like butcher army era techno where he retreats to a peaceful (more godly, in this case) life until he's hunted down, at which point he Fucks Shit Up. in general techno holds grudges and takes even slight betrayals very seriously.

phil: ianite. i can see antarctic duo as former warriors of ianite! idk i don't have much to say phil is just.. a chill old warrior. probably jaded and tired of fighting wars for his goddess, but he still prays to her. specifically he prayed every night that wilbur could finally find balance in the afterlife. :)

niki: also ianite. definitely. niki values her own beliefs and morals, she's her own independent self. maybe she was a mianitee pre-nov 16th, but not since then. this makes the syndicate pretty much just a secret squad of ianitees (+ ranboo who everyone kind of just assumes is an ianitee given that, yknow, enderman). this is extra fun with the syndicate table being an end portal

sam: mianite 10000000%. he puts his commitment to duty above all else. not really much more to say he is just fully committed to keeping the server safe by carrying out mianite's will and imprisoning dream.

foolish: he's a god himself, so he doesn't follow any of the main three. however in the past he did work with mianite, enforcing his control over the land. from what we know about his totem of death period it wasn't like.. wanton destruction, it was him seeking control through violence, so i'm not inclined to say he worked with dianite back then.

george: man just wants to sleep and farm wheat, he's mianite. ez.

sapnap: also mianite. dream team as mianite's strongest and most revered knights!!!!!!

puffy: she's a pirate lady i don't know what to tell you other than she was part of capsize's crew. ianitee pirate ladies i care you. plus i feel like puffy centres mostly on people and not allying herself with specific nations or causes, she believes in balance above all.

eret: i view the greater dsmp as a mianitee nation, so as king of it they obviously have to follow mianite. eret has always strove to be a good king and help their nation prosper. plus, who knows what went on in the past with foolish. former mianite warriors eternal duo? i think so! (i think it would be cool if a literal reincarnation of herobrine was a mianitee purely because it fucks with everybody's expectations)

quackity: dianite. not just because he's chaos incarnate at times but like his entire current arc is so reminiscent of the fact that s2 dianite was literally a businessman. rip ghost dianite you would've loved c!quackity

fundy: oh boy here's a complex one. fundy switches gods frequently - look how much he craves acceptance from authority figures, from a substitute parental figure. i think right now his prophetic dreams could be interpreted as him being chosen by a certain god who sees potential in him, but i can't say who bc we don't really know too much about them or even why he's suddenly having them. that being said his chaotic scamming foxboy side definitely embodies dianite and he should have stuck with dianite the entire time but nah he needs Validation

jack manifold: follows dianite, but dianite isn't really pleased with him trying to kill tommy so often (seeing as he likes tommy). this is why he has such comically bad luck. his god is continually fucking with him.

karl: ianite, specifically chosen by her to become the historian of the server. the purple theme.. the duty to write down history as it truly happened (as opposed to censoring history like a certain mianite did). the existence of both the in between and the other side. karl Is balance. thank you. (also this makes karlnapity's marriage one mianitee, one ianitee and one dianitee. diversity win!)

schlatt: mianite (derogatory)

the eggpire is pretty much just the darkness isn't it. mianite was the blueprint actually.

bbh: dianite at first, judging by the badlands' ideology. corrupted by the darkness though.

antfrost: also dianite, but probably really lowkey about it and only ever prayed when the badlands needed his blessings. again, corrupted now

hannah: mianite - her connection to nature is by extension also a connection to mianite, the god of the overworld. plus she cared about maintaining harmony on the server and went to lengths to ensure it like the whole "killing her own dogs to protect them" thing. currently on her corrupted girlboss arc though

punz: dianite, he likes money and killing people idk what more you expect from me. even after joining the eggpire this has not changed at all. he'll work for other gods' followers for the right price but he's not changing his core beliefs

ponk: i don't know very much about him i'm ngl, especially not pre-eggpire. prior to his corruption though i do kinda like the idea of a mianitee doctor doing fucked up little experiments idk he just has mianitee vibes to me in the same way tucker was a mianitee.

skeppy: he and bbh are obviously both dianite together prior to the egg. it simply would not be right of me to put him anywhere else.

purpled: ianite. the colour purple... the tendency to stay so far out of conflict that he doesn't even log onto the server... mans was born to be an ianitee actually

#dsmp #mianite #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #wilbur soot #philza #technoblade #dreamwastaken #quackity #georgenotfound #sapnap #nihachu #captain puffy #hannahxxrose #badboyhalo #awesamdude #antfrost #eret #fundy #foolish gamers #jack manifold #karl jacobs #jschlatt #punz #ponk #purpled #ianite #dianite #dsmp mianite au

[shoezuki]

my unpopular mcyt opinion is that ppl need to shit the fuck up about c!phil being a bad dad, I'm about to fucking scream at the next post I see calling him that. Also, have a nice day mate :]

oh same absolutely i like. highkey hate it kjshgkljsgh

im gon go all real on this because YEAH. but i said it before. he’s not a horrible father because like 90% of the arguments as to Why hes a bad father are entirely jus the fandom interpretations and projection. 

people give him such flack for ‘abandoning’ his kids when like..... theyre not even talking about wilbur. like if it was Wilbur in the conversation id be like actually Perhaps. but nearly every time its tommy. or tubbo. or even fundy. even ranboo. and like. 

in everyone elses case God No phil isnt Anyones father. in tommy’s case. it has Never been explicitly said by them or tommy that he’s phil’s kid. and frankly itd make it So horrible like All of it if that became canon. the entire fucking idea that tommy would be related to phil and therefore Wilbur just............. would really rewrite a lot of shit thats already taken place. 

its really annoying. and gross imo. phil deservers better his character is Interesting and i like him a lot. but he was being put into some ‘father’ role before he was even fucking in the server. like it was Funny when he joined and we got all the ‘dadza is gon help all the Children and set those adults right!!’ but it was always unrealistic. 

im no joke extremely uncomfortable w it can barely see anything on phil without it being ‘horrible dad bad father booo he picks favourites’ n WACK

#this is barely coherent #Bad Fathers is like. a sore spot for me #well not really sore. but its something that can Get to me and really does inthis case #like. 'gets to me' in a 'person with an abusive father and harsh trauma seeing ppl assign being a neglectful dad to someone' kinda way #mcyt #if i saw more like. discussion on phil's relationship to wilbur id be more open to him maybe being a bad father #but like. wht the fuck #anon

[incorrectdmp]

DMP SEASON 4 EPISODE 6 OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS

so uh. wow. BIGASS spoilers incoming 

ok so first off. announcement. i’m gonna be clearing out all of the cuttlective quotes in my backlog the same way i did with perlencia so they don’t get too outdated real fast, so i’m gonna post them all in a big quote bomb. there’s 9 of them so i’m gonna do 5 tomorrow and 4 the day after. youre getting these today instead and also i really dont wanna post unmarked spoilers until tomorrow lmao

ALSO SO CHAOS GOD IS A THING. i’m uh. gonna add him to the tag list tomorrow, i’ll start filling out a selection of quotes for him going forward. if anyone has any quotes for him, go ahead and submit them!!!

anyways on with the ooc spoilers

Percy: c:

Yugo gets revived from the dead and immediately questions why they’re in a blockbuster

 just casually revive your homies in a Blockbuster nbd

Yugo doesn’t even know about mg’s edgy redesign 

Ezra: so we’re in an anime??? 

You just gotta beliEEEEEEEEVE 

MAGICAL GIRL GUN

Mg: i KILLED YOU?? Yugo: i got better

Reverse lotus eater

Juno really just made a wholeass anime here huh

King dedede relentlessly bullies hailey huang

I think its important to reiterate that king dedede from kirby is a relevant and important part of the plot of discord murder party

2go

Happy father’s day to everybody expect artorius 

Valencia #girlboss

Ploops working at denny’s is canon

WE GET BOTH MOM AND DAD BACK WHAT A BLESSED DAY

Christine burns junior’s bandanna and thank fuck because i always forgot to draw it

COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME

Rip tommy’s hair barely knew you

Tommy really just looked death in the face and said fuck off

Yugo: that’s some king shit right there

Even when he’s literally being crushed by a building, graeme garden still is a dick

Grace Girlboss Garden

“Oh shit the bar!”

VINCENT MARSHALL REID LET YOURSELF BE HAPPY OR FUCKING ELSE

The Cranes are built different babey~

DE-DE-DEMONS

MG: i’ll kill you all

Vinny: do it coward

“EAT SHIT YOU CASTLEVANIA FUCK” ITS ALWAYS THE FUCKING FRENCH BLAME IT ON THE GODDAMN FRENCH

“and then everyone clapped”

LOKI WORKING WEEK??????????

(for legal reasons this is a joke i know what alex said in the post show)

THIS TUMBLR SEXYMAN FUCK

The goddamn bit wheel was plot relevant 

Chaos God: MURDER GOD HAS FALLEN I AM THE NEW LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS

So guys ezra isnt my hyperfixation anymore

Me: i have very high standards for what characters become my favourites

Chaos god: *exists

Me:

THE BLOODPACT IS BROKEN AT LAST

#out of context spoilers #dmp spoilers #discord murder party spoilers #dmp #discord murder party #spoilers

[felinedetached]

/roleplay I agree that Quackity is without a doubt, power hungry. I actually think that he is going after Dream not because he is like Tommy who just wants to stand against Dream but because he is afraid. He is afraid of Dream but at the same time, he is so damn envious of him. He wants that kind of power and control too. As much as he wants to dress it all up, Quackity crave power and authority. So, how do you think Festival 2.0 is going to go? Especially the reactions from Dream Team?

Okay first: I think you're spot on about quackity there!! Second: ty so much for asking this bc I have thoughts!!! Under the cut, because my thoughts are long as fuck. (Reminder that this is all rp, bc I'm too lazy to put c! In front of every character name in this post)

Note: for the purposes of this post, everyone who sided with Dream during the L'Manburg Massacre + the Badlands is "Dream Team", soley because I want to talk about Bad, Puffy and Punz too.

First: tommy teaming with Techno is going to cause some strain between Techno and Dream. (I'm very sad about this, because I absolutely love the concept of Dream & Techno as a chaos-causing pair and would love to see more of it.) This is going to cause strain because of the whole thing with tommy not liking to think about Dream, Dream repeatedly trying to blow up tommy, all that drama between those two with the fact that tommy now has extremely mixed feelings on Dream and is soley going after the discs now, which Dream has opposed him on the whole time.

This limits their ability to team up during this festival 2.0.

Second: I think tubbo is a lot more traumatised by the festival than he wants to admit. The fact that he didn't just kill Techno, he specifically tried to have him publically executed, and the fact that he's now also trying to recreate what happened to him in order to kill Dream and Techno is very very telling. This,,, generally isn't great, because a lot of people (I'm thinking mainly Niki, Ant, Eret etc, those who were pretty negatively effected at the festival) are going to have very bad reactions to the whole idea of a festival in the first place, even without knowing it's a front for the murder of Dream and Techno. Additionally, with Ghostbur remembering some,,, interesting things on Phil's stream this morning, there might be some Ghostbur drama!

Third: we've got to remember they're trying to kill god here. Dream is assumed to be the god of the smp, with his ? canon remaining lives, the fact that his only known canon death was a /kill on himself & Quackity's whole conversation with a drunk Wilbur, in which he apologized to Dream while calling him god in VC with Wilbur, which is obviously at best debatably canon, but confirms Techno's joke about the chest Dream gave him being "a gift from god".

Fourth: theseus! I'm sorry, I'm a classics major, I have to talk about this. So Techno was right at the festival but I'm just gonna give a slightly bigger version of the story here.

Theseus was the son of Aegeus, the King of Athens, and every year, Athens had to send young men and women to Crete, to fight the Minotaur. Theseus eventually went himself, promising his father that he'd switch out the sails on the boat that returned to Athens with the bodies of the Athenian youths so that his father could know he returned alive. Theseus went into the Labyrinth, and with the help of Ariadne (the daughter of Minos, the King of Crete) Theseus killed the Minotaur. He returned home, forgot to switch out the sails, and in his grief, Aegeus threw himself off the Acropolis. Then there were a few more adventures, including a battle with the Amazons, the Caledonian Boar Hunt (featuring one of my all-time favourite heroes, Atalanta) and an attempted rescue of Persephone. Eventually, he came back to Athens, where he almost immediately got overthrown and exiled. He takes shelter in Scyros, but the king of Scyros, Lycomedes, kills him.

This myth is really interesting in the context of the dream SMP for a few reasons!! First: who takes the place of Aegeus? Is it Phil, tommy's father? Is it wilbur, who's already canonically committed suicide? Is it tubbo, who thinks that tommy is dead? Second: Techno will take the place of Lycomedes. He owes Dream at the moment, for both the totem of undying and the save at his execution, and Dream is really not the biggest fan of tommy right now. Or like, ever. Additionally, Techno's already shown that he'll cave to peer pressure because of the festival, so if Dream asks, Techno will probably do it.

Back to festival 2.0, with dream team reactions this time! Badlands will be interesting. I honestly don't know if they'll even turn up, considering the whole red vines thing they've been dealing with. If they do, and tubbo successfully takes one of Dream's infinite fucking lives, I think Puffy would be pretty horrified, given that she's shown to consider Dream a mildly creepy baby duckling & appears to be generally fond of him. I really can't tell with George and Sapnap at the moment, but I think it might be a relatively violent reaction. Last I heard, they think Dream doesn't care about them & the trio appears to be splintering slightly, which is heartbreaking, but I think no matter how they pretend otherwise, they still care about Dream. Punz, I think, will start murdering people, which is always fun.

For tubbo, though, this festival is really leaning into the whole "Schlatt 2.0" thing. I think he might start drinking (illegally) because of the whole "thinking tommy is dead" thing, and/or he'll lose his last canon life at the festival.

I hope this answered your question? I know I started rambling a little bit, ahaha.

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