#canon canon canon

[blondephenobarbitol]

nothing is funnier to me than the headcanon that Ruth and Ted are just besties. She's over at the Spankoffski house so often it's like she's part of the family at this point. She gets to ride shotgun on car trips because according to Ted, she's the only one with aux privileges. Ted is rushing off after work and his coworkers are like 'where are you going?' and he says "oh I made a deal with my brother's friend so I have to drive her to the Starlight for a dress rehearsal. In exchange she's lending me her Rocky Horror DVD for the weekend, no biggie." Meanwhile Pete is dying on the inside.

#canon canon canon #rose rants #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #npmd #tgwdlm #ruth fleming #ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid #team starkid #lauren lopez #joey richter

[sereharubot]

😭😭😭

#crimsonvelvetshipping #canon canon canon #pokemon #coordinator may #performer serena

[trickarrows-bishop]

in a modern no powers au lilith would call ava "beatrice's loser twink girlfriend" and bea would say "she's not a loser lilith" and lilith would go "you didn't deny that she was your girlfriend. or a twink" and beatrice would strangle her right then and there

YES.

#CANON CANON CANON

[moonlightdancer26]

I found out a while ago that Alan Rickman had headphones with his like iPad you know those small for music only ones under snape’s wig and I thought to myself hmmm, snape would actually do something like this to block out people 💀

this is canon wdym?? He always wears headphones/earplugs to block out people’s voices, the reason he styles his hair so it can fall like curtains is to hide them.

#canon canon canon #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #severus snape headcanon #severus snape headcanons #anti snaters #harry potter #hp #ask #asks

[coolattasclown]

qsmp!charlie canoniclat comes from a circus thats why his name is el backflipo

#cool clown posting #canon canon canon #qsmp #qsmp slimecicle

[jennyandvastraflint]

Jenny: Vastra and I don’t use pet names.

Strax: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Jenny: Honey?

Vastra: Yes, dear?

Jenny:

Strax: Don't ever lie to my face again.

#CANON CANON CANON #doctor who #madame vastra #jenny flint #strax #jenny and vastra #paternoster incorrect quotes

[mikasasodmgear]

Am I the only one that can't help but picture (imagine, fantasize, whatever you wanna call it) ships/characters when listening to music?

Cause that sh!t hurts me on a personal level. Like I be BAWLING MY EYES OUT or very very horny but we don't talk about that

#some songs are just perfect fits for my fictional meow-meows #everytime #every fvcking time #pain #rivamika #canon canon canon

[ace-of-clubs-and-diamonds]

Freddy loves watching you. Loves, loves, loves to watch even without you knowing. He watches how your dreams play out before he makes himself known, watches till he can't take anymore and then he is on you so fast. He loves being as close as possible and seeing you squirm. One of his favorite things about you if your taste in clothes, you look way too good in black and he is going to make sure you know it.

Not me sitting here grinning and blushing and wiggling in my seat like a lovesick schoolgirl -

But I really could see him doing this, whenever he appears in my dreams it's just BAM I'M HERE NOW GIVE ME KISSES. He never intends to but he does anyway. He can't resist me. I'm too hot and goth and beguiling 😌

#canon #canon canon CANON #thank u for this i am going to wrap this ask around me like a blanket and roll around in it and squeal #ace rambles #bextie #freddy krueger

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

#canon moments tbh #molly mumbles #lol

[beesleeps]

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #senshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #fr senshi and mithrun should be besties post canon

[surprisearson]

Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.

#the party canonically doesnt care but it would be funny to see other characters reactions #shes a genius shes insane she stopped her magical studies to hang out with her childhood crush #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

#sherlock holmes #acd holmes #acd canon #john watson #holy run-on sentence batman

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

#THIS WAS HIDING IN MY DRAFTS WTF I LOVE IT #my best work is most hidden smh smh #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #batfamily #head canon #headcanon #batbros

[huyandere]

kensplained for those who need it

#barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie movie #barbie the movie #ken barbie #the fact that this is canon

[askalastorblog]

The amount of joy human alastor and his mother gives me should be illegal

https://twitter.com/_nedned_x

#hazbin hotel alastor #credit to artist #not mine #hazbin hotel #alastor #canon because i said so #mamas boy #mother #human alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #smile

[prokopetz]

The constant rolling disaster that is Overwatch's game development aside, what really perplexes me about how Blizzard is handling the broader franchise is their continual insistence that a canon narrative exists in spite of their equally continual refusal to tell anyone what it is.

Like, okay, the events of the games aren't canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can't account for player actions.

Oh, and the animated short films aren't canon either – they're properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That's a little high concept for you guys, but fine.

But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we're not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.

My dudes, what is left? The weird Source Filmmaker porn? Is that canon? Well, apparently it's at least as canon as anything else!

#gaming #video games #overwatch #blizzard #game development #writing #canon #metatextual wankery #pornography mention #swearing #recording a four-hour video essay interrogating the canonicity of widowmaker's massive hog