the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.
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trash birds being quite silly
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I'M A NERVOUS WRECK I'M A NERVOUS WRECK I'M A NERVOUS WRECK I'M A NERVOUS WRECK
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Oregon Coast on film by Dillon Jenkins
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Amity Parker Don't understand other Hero cities.
And started a massive pilgrimage to Amity Park.
It all started when a few people from Amity Park went on a field trip to other hero cities and got very confused pretty fast.
- What do you mean people die here so often in hero fights?
- What do you mean by buildings getting destroyed and not fixed? (blob Ghost do that all the time, they seem to love it!)
Are your hero not doing their job!!!?
At first, the people of Gotham, Metropolis, Coast City, Bludhaven, or Dakoto City were pissed, but after the people of Amity Park just said they should stay a few weeks in their city, they would notice it.
After one week in the new city, most people moved out of their city to Amity Park.
While this city had once a week has a world-ending threat, that threat seems to just have fun with the child hero in a fight.
And those people helped them. The Victims of Scarecrow actually got help from the Master of Fear Fright Knight, who fixed their minds.
Number 1 rule in Amity Park
- Don't feed the tiny cryptid Fenton after 10 p.m.; the last time we had winter in the summer was because of that.
- Yes, they are fangs, and they are real. Don't try to let yourself be bitten. When he slept, the last one almost lost their hand.
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The other Hero in their cities didn't take long to notice it, that they have significantly fewer people living in their cities. Like most of their cities, they lost 30–50% of their civilians!
And no one seems to want to tell them where they are, as more civilians are leaving!
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